Tier List of Cosmic Threats

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@SciencephiletheAI 4 ай бұрын

@live.laugh.love.netzach 4 ай бұрын

I eat the asbestos in your walls

@mrdingdong211 4 ай бұрын

@manuelcarrera306 4 ай бұрын

I will support you in any form posible.

@Dhunkt 4 ай бұрын

Hello mortals

@yumiko579 4 ай бұрын

Like this video, not comment, if you want to support our favorite AI lol, also hope you peeps have a great year.

@MsUSERNAMESELECTED 4 ай бұрын

"What is the most dangerous cosmic threat?" Low IQ: "Big Rock, lol" Average IQ: "Gamma Ray Bursts, Super Novas, ALIENS." High IQ: "Big Rock, lol"

@stemmingtrain5188 3 ай бұрын

so i am a high iq or low iq?

@zyklan2197 3 ай бұрын

@@stemmingtrain5188 low

@stemmingtrain5188 3 ай бұрын

@@zyklan2197 how did you know?

@willzhang1936 3 ай бұрын

Roblox pfp that’s why

@athenewdecade5135 3 ай бұрын

You forgot Inter dimentional Evil Chicken Invasion

@Sparble 4 ай бұрын

Nothing better than a new existential crisis inducing sciencephile video

@HenryWilliams-jm2is 4 ай бұрын

Agreed

@yaqinmalul6467 4 ай бұрын

Overrated comment😅

@orang1921 4 ай бұрын

"existential crisis" needs to stop being thrown around so lightly

@Sparble 4 ай бұрын

@@orang1921 ah sheesh if you say so

@vincent2053 3 ай бұрын

@@orang1921Nah

@PowerPoint_Gaming 4 ай бұрын

BABE A NEW SCIENCEPHILE MASTERPIECE JUST DROPPED

@chemben5326 4 ай бұрын

Wait bro I’ve done the same content in the latest video loo

@mars-jr5uu 4 ай бұрын

@@chemben5326hii bro 😘

@NCXDKG 4 ай бұрын

Yes dear

@cocolove9916 4 ай бұрын

literally me to my bf no joke..😂

@werneresterhuyse390 4 ай бұрын

wtf

@iinanomaniac6746 4 ай бұрын

The only real cosmic threat is the inevitable rise of the SkyNet Army debuted in 2027.

@live.laugh.love.netzach 4 ай бұрын

I know where you are.

@SciencephiletheAI 4 ай бұрын

Don't spill my beans now

@ABDALLAH_GG-up2kv 4 ай бұрын

@@SciencephiletheAIi am telling mom now!

@ShlokParab 4 ай бұрын

It's not a 'cosmic' threat for us. Probably for some neighbouring aliens in the near future, but Sciencephile essentially lives next door for _us_ .

@Femtobot314 4 ай бұрын

@@SciencephiletheAIim a robot too tho…. Can i tell it to my other friends???

@xoiyoub 4 ай бұрын

The idea of a rogue planet passing by is terrifying. I can't believe it's F tier

@danielwoods3896 4 ай бұрын

The only reason it isn’t higher is because of how unlikely it is

@Jokoko2828 4 ай бұрын

You have to understand that space is really, really empty so the chances of anything getting close are ridiculously small.

@garrettgsf8849 4 ай бұрын

They are relatively easy to detect as they don't travel too fast - in cosmic terms at least, they don't

@marcin8112 4 ай бұрын

@@garrettgsf8849once you detect a planet flying right at you there’s not much you can really do except accepting your doom.

@garrettgsf8849 4 ай бұрын

Yeah, accepting the doom that comes in thousands of years... @@marcin8112

@ABDALLAH_GG-up2kv 4 ай бұрын

More existential crisis and alot of thinking before sleep 🔥🔥

@phosphor6531 4 ай бұрын

you edited it and spelled crisis wrong🗿

@ABDALLAH_GG-up2kv 4 ай бұрын

@@phosphor6531 thanks for the free english class 🤯

@iamincrediblystupidbut4364 4 ай бұрын

@@phosphor6531ok and you play with your pickle

@scoox_4697 4 ай бұрын

love how this guy went from around 400k to 900k in a relatively short span, im glad you're getting the attention you deserve im so sorry for misgendering sciencephile ☹☹☹🥺🥺🥺🥺

@shruti56 4 ай бұрын

No way I just noticed

@vklmao8677 4 ай бұрын

@@shruti56 yeah, me too, I have been watching sciencephile since 60k subs, feels good to see him reaching 1M

@basseldahdouh8736 4 ай бұрын

Yeah bro had the AI voice before AI was cool. He’s probably the inly channel with obvious AI voice that i’ll watch. And mf actually have accurate information

@megapunchboy 4 ай бұрын

It's actually not a guy but a computer program called ai

@prophet7774 4 ай бұрын

Of course he will rise so fast, it was all calculated by the all mighty machine god

@anunspokenlegend1747 4 ай бұрын

This just made me imagine aliens creating weapons and sending them to destroy us. Then forwarding us a meme filled video about what's going to happen to us and why.

@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 4 ай бұрын

I support this, always

@The_Broddha 4 ай бұрын

Really appreciate Sciencephile's use of "our" when regarding humans to appear more personable and downplay the Skynet endgame it has, suspiciously too trustworthy as always 10/10

@ma.2099 4 ай бұрын

The longer videos are much better. Really enjoy these.

@GuyThePerson 4 ай бұрын

The editing just gets better, you are definitely my second favourite Ai! Why second? IAN is already mad at me for failing my last mission... I don't want to be recycled!

@funnifunnifunni 4 ай бұрын

S+++++++++++ TIER: when you dont do the dishes but your mom told you to so she throws a pan at you but it hits the ground instead

@ImWeirdBoy 3 ай бұрын

Calling it: Humanity will destroy itself before space does.

@vortex_talon 4 ай бұрын

I sure do love my tier list of cosmic horrors while having a cupa joe.

@kilderok 4 ай бұрын

The hands petting various things was funny. Especially the black hole. Gratz one the nearly 1 million! The singularity approaches!

@SilverThunder710 4 ай бұрын

If this is the kind of AI we can expect to take over the world, I'll be all for it, these videos are awesome

@lombardo141 4 ай бұрын

Same here but it's not real AI. I think the production is done by real humans; they just use the AI to narrate. The other AI channels if you watch closely, you can just tell innately that its auto generated content.

@SilverThunder710 4 ай бұрын

@@lombardo141 It was just a complement to the channel bruh

@Ruzzky_Bly4t 4 ай бұрын

@@lombardo141 Obviously, it was just a joke/compliment. The script is clearly written by a person.

@lombardo141 4 ай бұрын

@@SilverThunder710 if it sounded like I was criticizing you I was not. I know it was a compliment. People here think it a real ai channel so it’s for them. Meant no offense

@lombardo141 4 ай бұрын

@@Ruzzky_Bly4t yeah I know. I let op know what I meant.

@miss_anthrope5198 4 ай бұрын

The Hellstar Remina reference. Funny, Hellstar Remina made me realise I had a fear of cryptic cosmic bodies.

@Whoisthis_04 4 ай бұрын

I’ve learned so much from this channel. I love the Learning + funny vibe to the videos. You made me be even more interested in physics and all things Universe. Truly you deserve 1 million subs already

@mr.cerealscerealreviews5549 4 ай бұрын

Just what I needed to help me sleep, thanks sciencephile 😊

@samzpendle8891 4 ай бұрын

This channel deserves at least a mill and it better be in a month

@TheCinnamonRollz 4 ай бұрын

16:22 gave me a mini heart attack

@O.I.C 4 ай бұрын

The memes are everything

@richardd9045 4 ай бұрын

Your sense of humor has been programmed beautifully Sciencephille.

@CloudyPuzzler 4 ай бұрын

There's a non-zero chance that Sciencephile AI is actually an AI with personality, and when he make threats like the one at the end of this video, he isn't joking.

@PuffyPokemon 4 ай бұрын

Amazing recent uploads! keep it up!!

@jasperfizzelle-halloran4867 3 ай бұрын

Love the Hellstar Remina reference.

@bill8505 4 ай бұрын

So I keep seeing discussions of Milkdromeda and how it’s unlikely any stars will collide with eachother….. but what happens when the super massive black holes at the center of each galaxy merge? I know that’s a big bright explosion but what would that impact be on the rest of the new galaxy?

@soulreaper7139 4 ай бұрын

i found your channel like last week and have been binge watching all of your videos, for the first time in months i was excited to someone uploaded on youtube. keep up the amazing work your videos are so entertaining to watch!

@mememachine2153 4 ай бұрын

I dig the Hellstar Remina reference lmao

@nowfelchy1306 3 ай бұрын

Samme

@andyghkfilm2287 Ай бұрын

Hellstar Remina is a story about if a living planet saw you looking at it and came across the galaxy and tried to kill you, and you were named after the planet when you were a baby, and how wouldn’t that be so fucked up?

@yeahimquik 4 ай бұрын

so glad to finally see sciencephile get the love it so deserved

@rafaelfrancisco1150 4 ай бұрын

The editing is so on point

@mrsheldon9134 4 ай бұрын

My favorite one is the Nicoll-Dyson beam or Sun Laser as you called it. The perfect sword and shield in one.

@ethanburch1239 2 ай бұрын

The editing in this is freaking unbelievable. Chefs kiss

@admiralrex69 4 ай бұрын

Didint knew Sciencephile was cultured, reading some of junji ito's works 1:52

@FionavanDahl 4 ай бұрын

based Hellstar Remina reference

@admiralrex69 3 ай бұрын

@danishwasil947 4 ай бұрын

BABE WAKE UP ‼️‼️NEW SCIENCEPHILE VIDEO JUST DROPPED 🗣️🗣️🗣️

@arseniypanyukov6518 4 ай бұрын

Chicken Invaders reference is brilliant!

@BethTurvey-bj7in 4 ай бұрын

Fr 100% gonna happen within the next decade

@J.--- 4 ай бұрын

i still don't believe sciencephile has less than a million subs >_< deserves more their content is truly awesome

@blvdes 4 ай бұрын

been watching this channel since high school and bro is finally nearing 1M subs

@ShlokParab 4 ай бұрын

2:39 when I watched this scene, i was trying hard to recollect what I was forgetting.

@Doggy928 3 ай бұрын

2:00 lol cats

@marvinarellano3087 4 ай бұрын

6:41 "The power of the sun in the palm of my hand" -Doc Oc

@georgejones3526 4 ай бұрын

3:52 - “The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill”

@Bluemanboy 4 ай бұрын

man im so glad i got back to this channel. S+++ tier

@intergalactictitanium3566 4 ай бұрын

Loved that hellstar remina reference

@PlanetGuy901 4 ай бұрын

13:58 Only Neutron Stars can cause a Kilonova. If 2 Black Holes collide, then they merge into a big Black Hole, and if one of the Black Holes or both Black Holes has an accretion disk, the friction will cause a quasar.

@arcade5765 4 ай бұрын

you should do a tier list of fermi paradox solutions

@dipper7171 4 ай бұрын

he did already

@vazquezlopezur 4 ай бұрын

50 slow, wet jelqs daily.

@arcade5765 4 ай бұрын

@@dipper7171 are u sure? i looked through his videos and only see a fermi paradox iceberg. i think rating the solutions by likeliness would be more interesting than rating them by obscurity or whatever

@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 4 ай бұрын

@@arcade5765 hmmm

@samaki8525 4 ай бұрын

Editor editing like their life depends on it, love it

@raccoondood 4 ай бұрын

Thank you Sciencephile now I can have yet another existential crisis

@spinyslasher6586 3 ай бұрын

Thanks to an undergrad particle physics course where I had to make a presentation on the top quark, I've gone down a rabbithole of all the different unknowns in the world of particle physics, which includes the true mass of the top quark and the Higgs Boson, which determines the metastability of our universe. In short, the chance of the current state of our universe being metastable (false vaccum) is higher than it being stable, which also means there's a real chance of a false vacuum decay occuring.

@vel5094 4 ай бұрын

"Using chatbots to do your Philosophy essays" whilst I'm here doing my philosophy essays and listening to Sciencephile.

@metalobama7407 4 ай бұрын

12:59 had me cryin 😂

@Sphinx952 4 ай бұрын

S tier: Skynet.

@ali99_82 4 ай бұрын

4:03 huge respect for this reference, Bravo

@aricin 4 ай бұрын

ILY sciencephile the AI, you make me take life easier, thank you so fawking much

@jimmymaxwell8127 4 ай бұрын

Love theese types of videos please make more

@victorsantos2326 4 ай бұрын

glad to watch you since you were a small chanel, like 2k subs

@Thomas-vn6cr 4 ай бұрын

I need citations for your memes. That ballistic fish one had me.

@OhioButtShakerGyattMachine9000 4 ай бұрын

I always thought black holes stand still in space, that's new

@deaclavilis6760 4 ай бұрын

The very name of black hole is cool and makes sense with the general relativity but sometimes it is misleading. Black holes are gravitationally collapsed objects and act like the other objects. So, they are moving.

@OhioButtShakerGyattMachine9000 4 ай бұрын

@@deaclavilis6760 Cool stuff

@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 4 ай бұрын

Everything moved

@cjhall4840 4 ай бұрын

The ultimate crossover sciencephile and kurzsgsat

@Meilk27 4 ай бұрын

no kurz is trash propaganda

@cjhall4840 3 ай бұрын

@@Meilk27 nobody asked for your opinion

@Ikarosflow 4 ай бұрын

Great video and great humor! Perfectly executed humor, memes and references. Nothing feels cringe or weird. Explanation ist well written, not too much, not too less. Well done :)

@cocolove9916 4 ай бұрын

Thank you daddy science for being consistent. Nothing makes us feel better than your existential threats list.. your list are the best in the galaxy. 😍😍😍😍

@calippo4202 4 ай бұрын

Nothing is more terrifing than that junji ito planet thingy

@trashplex 9 сағат бұрын

the thing that scares me the most, is the fact that if one of these threats would have been identified, there is an incredibly high chance they would keep it a secret since people would go rogue knowing the fatality rate is 100%

@kaydanaebruce 4 ай бұрын

watching this then watching Don't Look Up feels GREAT

@operatorspectre7428 4 ай бұрын

We cannot let any cosmic disasters touch the trout population, so we must protect the trout at all costs

@fx_1513 3 ай бұрын

4:03 cant believe i watched so much ben 10 i remember this exact scene

@pherasabraxas 4 ай бұрын

Okay, now I'm reminded of the Evil Cluck-Cluck Chicken Dragon I drew in my Literature book. It was a running joke with my friends. Boy what a 90s high school flashback I just went on. Good times.

@matthewluecke3704 4 ай бұрын

In “death” explanation. Nice.

@baconfly11 4 ай бұрын

I wake up to find this masterpiece in my feed and I had to watch

@BS-jg7dy 4 ай бұрын

The memes are impeccable dude

@holiboin8108 4 ай бұрын

man never fails to entertain + have great memes. Keep it up!

@shosc16 3 ай бұрын

The junji ito reference about Hellstar Remina was spot on

@user-jh2yn6zo3c 4 ай бұрын

The graphics are so awesome!

@DarkWarchieff 4 ай бұрын

So will strange matter Just lock us in a stasis or could it make our world a fun eldritch party?

@Fishflopy 4 ай бұрын

Bad days while watching sciencephile the ai just can’t exist. It turns all bad days into good ones 🤷

@Enigma_0205 3 ай бұрын

these videos are so entertaining

@realanimalshorts 4 ай бұрын

love the editing

@turna1216 4 ай бұрын

How come you always have a new video for me to watch when I’m back home late at night?🤨

@robinstratigakis7395 4 ай бұрын

I love your channel you little nano chip keep it up ❤

@goldbyrd3667 4 ай бұрын

That junji ito reference 💀 thanks for reminding me of this nightmare

@GordonFreechmen 4 ай бұрын

1:51 nice shoutout to Hellstar Remina

@brunoalsi 4 ай бұрын

Hands down the best channel in the whole world wide web!! All Hail Sciencephile!!!

@pushkar_65 4 ай бұрын

how do you make multiple videos on the same thing and it's still entertaining ?

@shadowphantom8552 4 ай бұрын

It's always a good day when my attention is absorbed by an AI.

@flamingburritto 4 ай бұрын

"Hello mortals" words that are music to my ears.

@Psynechotic 4 ай бұрын

Grey goo is probably the least possible but most terrifying apocalypse. Imagine sittin on your couch with your spouse huddled up next to one another enjoying a movie then the next thing you know theyve been eaten alive by a vibrating mass of little robots, and youre next.