Tiffany Haddish - The Ass That Kills - This Is Not Happening

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5 жыл бұрын

When she was younger, Tiffany Haddish made extra cash dancing at bar mitzvahs, but a one-on-one dance with a grandpa took a tragic turn. (Contains strong language.)
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@standup
@standup 4 жыл бұрын
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@ronaldcolbert2153
@ronaldcolbert2153 3 жыл бұрын
Cdrgjkvew
@someone-go8ee
@someone-go8ee 4 жыл бұрын
Somewhere out there, some guy went to a movie theater, saw Girl's Trip, and thought "Hey that lady looks like the dancer that killed grandpa at my bar mitzvah"
@dnugearl2549
@dnugearl2549 4 жыл бұрын
some one hang on mr. goldberg. I didn’t know she was light weight a murderer 😂
@ismaelcortesjr9281
@ismaelcortesjr9281 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@axel3895
@axel3895 3 жыл бұрын
They thanked her 😂
@topgurl9313
@topgurl9313 3 жыл бұрын
she's a legend, in a strange way 😂
@UNCFIPP
@UNCFIPP 3 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂
@numanumatard
@numanumatard 5 жыл бұрын
the tears welling up in her eyes man. That story has truth
@leonlacy2103
@leonlacy2103 5 жыл бұрын
Read her book.. it's all in there
@therealshaft9768
@therealshaft9768 5 жыл бұрын
numanumatard yup yup especially the part where you gotta watch white people while being black and dancing because that’s when white people trap them
@Pumpkin0_0
@Pumpkin0_0 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, she was really scared they would lock her up for murder.
@mauricesantinomf
@mauricesantinomf 4 жыл бұрын
Thought it was only me that noticed that
@ShareefusMaximus
@ShareefusMaximus 4 жыл бұрын
I thought so too. Then I started to think she was high.
@WestfieldsBassnasty
@WestfieldsBassnasty 4 жыл бұрын
She was probably terrified at the time, and now she turns that into laughter, she a real one out here and I love it
@amiitowler569
@amiitowler569 3 жыл бұрын
Bucket list: get a lap dance from Tiffany Haddish
@geraldineanang7701
@geraldineanang7701 3 жыл бұрын
That's real comedy
@infiniteh976
@infiniteh976 4 жыл бұрын
“As long as your clothes don’t come off you ight”😂😂😂
@MakaOceania
@MakaOceania 3 жыл бұрын
i never seen a comedian cry while making people laugh thats pretty powerful
@graigrogers8861
@graigrogers8861 3 жыл бұрын
Those are tears of joy
@kaotaja_jess
@kaotaja_jess 3 жыл бұрын
Ali Siddiq telling the story about Mitchell
@malayagabbana4521
@malayagabbana4521 3 жыл бұрын
🥰
@houtan4238
@houtan4238 3 жыл бұрын
Brad williams
@playgirlone
@playgirlone 2 жыл бұрын
I never saw a tear
@violet_skrs
@violet_skrs 5 жыл бұрын
"This ass kills...and gets paid to kill". That had me rolling XD.
@techmic2854
@techmic2854 5 жыл бұрын
Literally and figuratively. Great all around punchline.
@vileblu4684
@vileblu4684 2 жыл бұрын
Ass_assin
@IncognitoSprax
@IncognitoSprax 5 жыл бұрын
$2500 for a single event is not bad. Not bad at all.
@pamirbadakhshan9934
@pamirbadakhshan9934 3 жыл бұрын
Once in two or three months
@strawberrycherrybaby
@strawberrycherrybaby 3 жыл бұрын
@@pamirbadakhshan9934 They all talk to each other a lot though (Jewish communities are typically very tight knit) so if you live somewhere with a larger Jewish population, you could easily do 2-3 of these parties a month. Even one a month, at 2,500$ is a liveable income in most places. And you could easily have another job too, since the parties are only 1 work day each. It's a great side hustle or job, depending on your amount of gigs per year.
@ceyciemateo9411
@ceyciemateo9411 3 жыл бұрын
After 10 years
@kennethgibson1092
@kennethgibson1092 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone skips the $40 part
@carrots7216
@carrots7216 5 жыл бұрын
"He's somewhere in America running from the law. That part was true." I feel like that part got her emotional 😢 Dam Tiff, I was ready to cry with her
@Ladida386
@Ladida386 3 жыл бұрын
I really want to know if this sorry ass father ever showed up to meet her or to see her show.
@jamesmason7979
@jamesmason7979 5 жыл бұрын
"He's somewhere in America running from the law. That part was true." 😂
@rayshepherd5971
@rayshepherd5971 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't know to laugh or not, i was just like ...ssss damn.
@HaloHighlightz
@HaloHighlightz 5 жыл бұрын
Ray Shepherd Right lol haha mine too haha...😐
@IncognitoSprax
@IncognitoSprax 5 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know how to feel about that either
@stevenhosea4849
@stevenhosea4849 4 жыл бұрын
James Mason Goodness. Goodness
@TheLaughFactory
@TheLaughFactory 5 жыл бұрын
Such a good story Tiff!!!
@wartrain12
@wartrain12 5 жыл бұрын
@TheRealMrMcCoy haters gonna hate
@wartrain12
@wartrain12 5 жыл бұрын
@TheRealMrMcCoy okay. Your original msg read as a bit differently. She does her job well. Some people support her. End of story. Feel free to not be one of them. 😎
@nateknudson8500
@nateknudson8500 5 жыл бұрын
Really missed an opportunity. She's an actual Ass Assassin.
@MrB0g
@MrB0g 5 жыл бұрын
@TheRealMrMcCoy u a sad dude, get better
@jennalyn6704
@jennalyn6704 5 жыл бұрын
TheRealMrMcCoy wait so were you at the show that she just recently bombed at or do you just not find her funny at all? I mean you didn’t laugh once at this story right here?
@Cluv22
@Cluv22 5 жыл бұрын
"Come on and dance with a colored girl....." LMAO!!
@anywallsocket
@anywallsocket 3 жыл бұрын
What a marvelous way to go
@Cluv22
@Cluv22 5 жыл бұрын
"I turned around and I hit him with this right here...." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@PopMami
@PopMami 4 жыл бұрын
Bow bow bow bow bow bow!
@stevenhosea4849
@stevenhosea4849 4 жыл бұрын
Cluv22 Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Happens
@stevenwahl3440
@stevenwahl3440 2 жыл бұрын
Where do I sign up to get hit by that 🤔
@Cluv22
@Cluv22 2 жыл бұрын
@@stevenwahl3440 Right? Lol
@tunasci
@tunasci 5 жыл бұрын
I already knew this one, but Tiffany Haddish is such a great storyteller, and so funny, that I had to watch. It was even better than the first time I watched her telling this story. This woman deserves nothing but fame and fortune.
@dishtailor2182
@dishtailor2182 5 жыл бұрын
Who skips all of the intros?
@AJ-xm4xc
@AJ-xm4xc 5 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@SoulKingBK
@SoulKingBK 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone who values time
@CharlesMcHaley
@CharlesMcHaley 5 жыл бұрын
Ari’s were better
@apollodonny4123
@apollodonny4123 5 жыл бұрын
Charles McHaley they were still kinda shit ... just more ... shit going on ...
@gee2891
@gee2891 5 жыл бұрын
Super annoying.
@chocolatecoveredcherries7896
@chocolatecoveredcherries7896 5 жыл бұрын
I was seriously picturing Bernie Sanders as the old man in her story with his arms raised.
@georgeholt325
@georgeholt325 4 жыл бұрын
Damn. Somebody's got ESP. I wonder if that's where he was when he had his heart attack a few weeks ago? Hmmm...
@ThexDynastxQueen
@ThexDynastxQueen 3 жыл бұрын
He do be out there dancing. Damn man out ran teenagers and 20 year olds when I marched with him to the polls. You needed run cross country to keep up with him, he was gone 😂 he's oddly spry for a man who had a heart attack.
@markrobby7136
@markrobby7136 3 жыл бұрын
Me too!Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bingbongproductions5569
@bingbongproductions5569 5 жыл бұрын
This woman is phenomenal she’s so funny and a great storyteller
@mr.motivation3797
@mr.motivation3797 5 жыл бұрын
Heeeeeeelllllll no. 🤣😂😆😆😆😆
@G3MiNiOfficial
@G3MiNiOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
@@mr.motivation3797 Stop hatin
@donguapo7862
@donguapo7862 2 жыл бұрын
Eh...
@ericjones7560
@ericjones7560 5 жыл бұрын
Tiff got emotional up there. Like she was bout 2 cry. Maybe it's just me...
@EMNstar
@EMNstar 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I was worried watching
@ericjones7560
@ericjones7560 5 жыл бұрын
@@EMNstar Eyes don't lie . She kept it 2gether. She is strong no matter what was goin on with her. I think it was more 2 the story and she was fighting thru it...
@LadyVoldemort
@LadyVoldemort 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think she almost cry twice there...I guess there's something deeper to the story that she didn't share...
@ericjones7560
@ericjones7560 5 жыл бұрын
@@LadyVoldemort exactly. Most comics turn true pain to laughter some how. Hard 2 ignore pain or not see a woman's pain...
@mimio008
@mimio008 5 жыл бұрын
@@LadyVoldemort yeah I saw it twice too. I do believe she kept some painful stuff silent.
@amandafitzwater242
@amandafitzwater242 5 жыл бұрын
Gives a whole new meaning to the word 'assassin' 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@some1_on_youtube
@some1_on_youtube 5 жыл бұрын
Joshua Hammond wtf
@jonathanbass5613
@jonathanbass5613 5 жыл бұрын
BEAT ME TO IT!
@amandafitzwater242
@amandafitzwater242 5 жыл бұрын
✌❤
@trichar5
@trichar5 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I ever laughed as hard as I did after reading this, lolololololololllllllll!!!!!
@mrbigg151
@mrbigg151 5 жыл бұрын
When I saw her eyes, I almost lost it myself bc I felt her emotion. What a story.
@Manufan-og1xg
@Manufan-og1xg 5 жыл бұрын
Mr. Goldberg died doing what he loved.
@slevinh7803
@slevinh7803 5 жыл бұрын
Mexican got on boots
@camillejordan714
@camillejordan714 5 жыл бұрын
🔪🔪🔪
@vexon3.145
@vexon3.145 5 жыл бұрын
Only the real fans know
@dlein93
@dlein93 5 жыл бұрын
MITCHELL.....THIS AINT GONNA BE GOOD
@Exactfamily
@Exactfamily 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rodrigobento4570
@rodrigobento4570 5 жыл бұрын
@@dlein93 gonna get myself a knife from ma boi CiCi
@moda-vi
@moda-vi 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't know dancing at Bar Mitzvahs was a way to make extra cash.
@johntron9549
@johntron9549 5 жыл бұрын
Brown Guys Who F*!% Podcast wtf is your podcast??? lol
@speedracer8996
@speedracer8996 5 жыл бұрын
I also would like to know
@itsyagirlindica3505
@itsyagirlindica3505 5 жыл бұрын
I think its called being a professional guest and you are the first one to start dancing and you get ppl to dance and stuff. Cuz at places where ppl r shy to be the 1st one on the dance floor which is most places the pro guest gets the party going.
@moda-vi
@moda-vi 5 жыл бұрын
John Tron Two Brown guys and a Blonde Jew talk about dating and race issues :)
@elana_piranha2662
@elana_piranha2662 5 жыл бұрын
Brown Guys Who F*!% Podcast Ima Jew. Been Bar Mitzvahed. Went to many Bar Mitzvahs. Never heard of hiring a professional party member to start the dancing. We all dance. Nobody needs a starter dancer.
@j.d.1001
@j.d.1001 5 жыл бұрын
I was like "Do they want me to run? I don't know!" 😂😂
@hoesonmadiq1657
@hoesonmadiq1657 5 жыл бұрын
I don't understand the tiff hate. She got Amy Schumer tf outta here and she deserves that spot way more than that scrub
@lmcdermott96
@lmcdermott96 5 жыл бұрын
Hoes Onmadiq I mean it’s like drinking from the hose instead of the toilet. Just because she’s an improvement doesn’t mean she’s not annoying af. I wanted her to be funny in this, but nah, she’s still trash. Just not as trash a Schumer
@michealwilliams7757
@michealwilliams7757 5 жыл бұрын
@@lmcdermott96 I mean you may not like her. There may be alot of people that dont like her. But theres alooooytytt more people that like her then norm what am saying is. Schumer is trash. Haddish is funny but she's every where and watered down
@hoesonmadiq1657
@hoesonmadiq1657 5 жыл бұрын
@@lmcdermott96 drinking from the hose is the shit tho. Terrible analogy for people who got locked outside as kids.
@lmcdermott96
@lmcdermott96 5 жыл бұрын
Hoes Onmadiq it’s still not ideal and it makes ya sick, so I’d say the analogy fits well.
@lmcdermott96
@lmcdermott96 5 жыл бұрын
Micheal Williams a lot of people love trump too, so A lot of people are idiots obviously. I’ve given Haddish a fair shake with this, a couple other bits and shit, and nothing she’s said has made me laugh inside or out. She’s just obnoxious really. And bruh when she was in Vegas, that shit was empty af. They had a whole area and entrance roped off and they’re were trying to pull people in to watch her perform 😂 it was kinda sad
@dmack47yo
@dmack47yo 5 жыл бұрын
The true assassin is that damn laugh in the background
@codeecomah5920
@codeecomah5920 5 жыл бұрын
Or haddish paid her to be there...
@dmack47yo
@dmack47yo 5 жыл бұрын
codee comah there’s somebody like that in every video
@amandasermon9625
@amandasermon9625 4 жыл бұрын
The best send off any old man could ask for!
@Cluv22
@Cluv22 5 жыл бұрын
I dont understand how some people can hate on Tiffany. She's so cute and funny and cute.
@keatonscreations
@keatonscreations 5 жыл бұрын
I love her, she seems like she would be so fun to hang out with!
5 жыл бұрын
She would be fun to hang out with if you enjoy contracting venereal diseases...
@keatonscreations
@keatonscreations 5 жыл бұрын
ANKH-RA 999 You seem like a joy to be around :)
@cookie-qj8fz
@cookie-qj8fz 5 жыл бұрын
She's so cool and funny, she's refreshing too because she's pretty and grounded at the same time.
@Sanctifiers
@Sanctifiers 5 жыл бұрын
she's not funny. she's boring, ghetto, and annoying. quite frankly, what the fuck is wrong with you fucking morons that think this is funny.? It isn't, at all.
@MoneyComethToshelia
@MoneyComethToshelia 5 жыл бұрын
the black people stoning her now... when they were singing her praises..smh
@jbaby007
@jbaby007 5 жыл бұрын
I read this story in her book but I still love to listen and watch her explain it 🤣
@HaloHighlightz
@HaloHighlightz 5 жыл бұрын
jbaby007 do you recommend her book?
@Codifiedsuccess
@Codifiedsuccess 5 жыл бұрын
@@HaloHighlightz @ A. Bannister, it's better to buy the audio version of it.
@boogityhoo7452
@boogityhoo7452 5 жыл бұрын
she has told this story hundreds of times as a part of her set... really wasted an episode on this one.
@isasarmisegetuza8549
@isasarmisegetuza8549 4 жыл бұрын
She’s hilarious and beautiful. She soooo deserves all her success!
@zedhaead
@zedhaead 4 жыл бұрын
Jewish and black humor makes a great combination.
@jbmp1390
@jbmp1390 5 жыл бұрын
Tiffany Haddish is a national treasure
@TheSands83
@TheSands83 5 жыл бұрын
What? She sucks not even a little bit funny
@JohnnyCrambo
@JohnnyCrambo 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah a real national treasure...lmao
@JohnnyCrambo
@JohnnyCrambo 5 жыл бұрын
She fuckin suuucks
@fahad-cy5zk
@fahad-cy5zk 5 жыл бұрын
The shit she aint
@GeorgeCopperfield
@GeorgeCopperfield 5 жыл бұрын
She bombed right after getting called out by Kat Williams after he questioned her comedic skills. She got booed off stage cause she can't perform comedy, but she can act funny
@Kirsten_is_cursed10
@Kirsten_is_cursed10 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard the joke before and still clicked because Tiff is fire 😍
@JohnnyCrambo
@JohnnyCrambo 5 жыл бұрын
No.
@Sanctifiers
@Sanctifiers 5 жыл бұрын
mmm no she isn't. she's not funny. she's boring, ghetto, and annoying. quite frankly, what the fuck is wrong with you fucking morons that think this is funny.? It isn't, at all.
@baron9676
@baron9676 5 жыл бұрын
@@Sanctifiers you stupid
@rachellemarie9291
@rachellemarie9291 5 жыл бұрын
@@Sanctifiers STFU you copy & paste the same shit on other posts' 😂😂😂 you're fuckin lame.
@edgarhernandez4529
@edgarhernandez4529 3 жыл бұрын
I can't seem to get her jokes.
@rayb7917
@rayb7917 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Tiffany Hadish is genuinely funny and just genuine af
@yoo77full
@yoo77full 5 жыл бұрын
I'm never tired of this story, I could listen to her every segment on repeat
@kylenorth9371
@kylenorth9371 5 жыл бұрын
"I hit 'em with this right here officer, is my bootie deadly? Is this a weapon?"
@paktru
@paktru 5 жыл бұрын
Swear I read this at the exact moment she said it.
@paktru
@paktru 5 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Hammond dtarted at 6:30
@DTRider1
@DTRider1 5 жыл бұрын
@Michael Davenport If that's not funny!then your a corpse
@BrentLomasBL
@BrentLomasBL 5 жыл бұрын
I already knew this story and I still cackled all the way through. She is a treasure.
@srchamb05
@srchamb05 3 жыл бұрын
Never been a Tiff Haddish fan per say but this just smacked me over the head hard af, I’ve been missing out on Sis 👏🏾🤣
@robertantonvlogs
@robertantonvlogs 3 жыл бұрын
She had me rollin. Lordt! Them bar mitzvahs be WILD!
@dayontapout
@dayontapout 5 жыл бұрын
I LOVE HER!!!!! She's fucking awesome! And I bet it does kill...
@annabelle6197
@annabelle6197 5 жыл бұрын
And she sound as black as possible
@Tennisman81
@Tennisman81 5 жыл бұрын
@@annabelle6197 There is no such thing a sounding black, does she sound like she came from a ghetto area yeah. But that is it
@unknowntemptation3348
@unknowntemptation3348 5 жыл бұрын
Soooooo we gonna ignore the fact Tiffany killed someone😂
@novellalove5057
@novellalove5057 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Gambit12317
@Gambit12317 4 жыл бұрын
This story has so much truth she got emotional up there She's so strong for delivering this snd making it into smth ppl can laugh at
@ummmidunno8308
@ummmidunno8308 5 жыл бұрын
Raise your hand if you want Tiffany to host your Bar/Bat Mitzvah right now at whatever age you are right TF now! ✋🏼
@rosiepena8917
@rosiepena8917 4 жыл бұрын
Valley Girl - I want her to be my best friend and call me up everyday and tell me her funny stories 😀😜
@Maliceah
@Maliceah 2 жыл бұрын
She is so f'n great. So engaging, so smart, so expressive. We are lucky to have her here.
@alexvignolo7798
@alexvignolo7798 5 жыл бұрын
I started slipping "Mitzvah" into my dirty talk... it did not work.
@trill25mane
@trill25mane 5 жыл бұрын
lmfaoooo statements like this are why the comments section was created
@spaceboogie9333
@spaceboogie9333 5 жыл бұрын
Keep trying
@rudyrush6015
@rudyrush6015 5 жыл бұрын
in the last 4 hours?
@bxmanolo13
@bxmanolo13 5 жыл бұрын
Try it with an accent
@bxmanolo13
@bxmanolo13 5 жыл бұрын
Trill25 Mane lmao forreal 😂😂😂
@Ghggnight
@Ghggnight 5 жыл бұрын
I'm in love with this chick....shes beautiful and hilarious
@stevenwahl3440
@stevenwahl3440 2 жыл бұрын
Get in line
@taylorh9200
@taylorh9200 5 жыл бұрын
I’m not getting hit with no pine cones 😂😂
@n.quicke4822
@n.quicke4822 5 жыл бұрын
Putting the “Ass,” in “Assassin.”
@marclevin1
@marclevin1 4 жыл бұрын
Funny , sweet courageous and beautiful on so many levels. My adopted daughter (I don’t think she knows, but she probably doesn’t mind), Tiffany Haddish.
@hennysaud4867
@hennysaud4867 3 жыл бұрын
Tiffany Haddish is the only comic who is guaranteed to get me to literally Laugh Out Loud.
@GrifterE
@GrifterE 5 жыл бұрын
Are we all going to walk past the fact that Roy Wood Jr. was fixing to have a hot tub three way with his clone selfs?
@lilrock1018
@lilrock1018 5 жыл бұрын
Lmmfao
@titotheninja
@titotheninja 5 жыл бұрын
so would that be considered gay, or masturbation?
@edwardwhite6409
@edwardwhite6409 4 жыл бұрын
I think I would be some form of self-mutilation.
@AslanW
@AslanW 4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't know, I skipped it.
@kinsmed
@kinsmed 5 жыл бұрын
Knew nothing of Tiffany until SNL, and that was pretty good. Is it just me... or is she non-stop likeable?
@jordanharrington1890
@jordanharrington1890 5 жыл бұрын
It's also me but we might be the only two lol
@scottmichael3745
@scottmichael3745 4 жыл бұрын
Nope, you're right!
@rmpsticky946
@rmpsticky946 4 жыл бұрын
I love some haddish too fam. 😍😂
@setfree8218
@setfree8218 4 жыл бұрын
It's not just you, but you're definitely in the minority! She's not funny
@georgeholt325
@georgeholt325 4 жыл бұрын
@@setfree8218 Uhhh..did you WATCH this clip? Also, have you read the other comments? You're the one who's in the minority on that.
@thompsonj9970
@thompsonj9970 2 жыл бұрын
years later i am seeing this and funny as hell😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@willmhowes
@willmhowes 4 жыл бұрын
This had me dying, I've been sleeping on Tiffany Haddish
@bigfudge121
@bigfudge121 5 жыл бұрын
🌹 RIP GRANDPA GOLDBERG 🌹
@river5715
@river5715 5 жыл бұрын
I don't fully understand how people think this is unfunny... this shit is hilarious!
@bmoore1908
@bmoore1908 5 жыл бұрын
Sleepy All The Time j well I heard this story already with the same delivery from her before so it wasn’t as funny for me
@maryandchild
@maryandchild 5 жыл бұрын
misogyny/racism
@river5715
@river5715 5 жыл бұрын
Joshua Hammond all of it, you might have a different opinion but I thought this was hilarious🤷🏻‍♀️
@river5715
@river5715 5 жыл бұрын
B Moore what did you think of it the first time?:)
@river5715
@river5715 5 жыл бұрын
maryandchild maybe, or maybe people have a different opinion but there’s definitely a stereotype of women being unfunny which is bull.
@aichitoshiki1321
@aichitoshiki1321 3 жыл бұрын
The tears in her eyes SCREAM that the story is true. Oh My Gosh 🤣
@douglashurd4356
@douglashurd4356 5 жыл бұрын
I just finished reading the book so I knew the whole story and I still laughed my milk out my nose.
@bobbyemerson46
@bobbyemerson46 5 жыл бұрын
She is the most interesting person to me. Love any and everything she does. She just keeps amazing me!!!
@Npc2thousand
@Npc2thousand 5 жыл бұрын
Bobby Emerson wow
@setfree8218
@setfree8218 4 жыл бұрын
Damn you need more people in your life,her stand up is like amateur night at the Apollo!
@Robdee999
@Robdee999 5 жыл бұрын
Here before the Haddish haters. Spread Love everyone...take care
@ahabgaddis7277
@ahabgaddis7277 5 жыл бұрын
I don't like her
@Npc2thousand
@Npc2thousand 5 жыл бұрын
I don't hate. I just don't see why people enjoy her... I keep watching her to see if she gets funnier
@Drega001
@Drega001 5 жыл бұрын
Chill kid
@Jessicahasopinions
@Jessicahasopinions 5 жыл бұрын
I wish I could hangout with her for just one night. She's fucking hilarious and seems like shes super genuine and sweet.
@koroconnell
@koroconnell 2 жыл бұрын
"When you get on a Bar show your Mitzvah..." That is probably the funniest thing I've heard all week
@FidelAsstro762
@FidelAsstro762 5 жыл бұрын
I thought she was gonna say "this ass kills! And it pays the billssss!" Kick ass story lol
@dphillips595
@dphillips595 4 жыл бұрын
I now have my answer to Katt Williams’ question “what’s my favorite Tiffany Haddish joke?”
@xxxmetalslugga5349
@xxxmetalslugga5349 4 жыл бұрын
This my favorite joke so...
@talkingbowl
@talkingbowl 5 жыл бұрын
"Come on, dance with a colored girl!" DYING.
@Danielle-qq5tq
@Danielle-qq5tq 4 жыл бұрын
Ayyy I lived right down the street from her on 54th and 7th!
@midnightawakens994
@midnightawakens994 5 жыл бұрын
Tiffany is one of the funniest comedians out there right now! She’s one of the only ones who can make me just bust out laughing when I’m sad!
@TheSunshineGroup
@TheSunshineGroup 5 жыл бұрын
Starts at 1:02
@indianahoneybee8852
@indianahoneybee8852 4 жыл бұрын
That was by far the BEST This Is Not Happening I have seen yet. I love the story but I love the way it's told much more!
@christineferreira2181
@christineferreira2181 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite female comedian 😂❤️
@OddWorldKing
@OddWorldKing 5 жыл бұрын
Short but quality, she's a great storyteller
@jalderink
@jalderink 5 жыл бұрын
"The Ass That Kills", top three TINH's ever! Great job Tiff!
@hodgepodzaline
@hodgepodzaline 3 жыл бұрын
She put the "ass" in assassin! I love Tiffany Haddish.
@messedupdweeb
@messedupdweeb 5 жыл бұрын
I love how she does have the same bits but phrases in different ways, making it still so hilarious and so engaging each and every time.
@emanalaa8666
@emanalaa8666 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, I love her accent, I don't understand it all though. I'm watching you from Iraq, all the love.
@missthis4140
@missthis4140 5 жыл бұрын
Pain can become joy. Rip Grandpa great story.
@leoneranger9348
@leoneranger9348 4 жыл бұрын
The lady laughing on the audio is cracking me up! 🤣🤣😆😆
@daydreamerprod
@daydreamerprod 5 жыл бұрын
So honest and drop dead funny every time! The jewel of the up and coming comedy world.
@jadedbliss3010
@jadedbliss3010 5 жыл бұрын
Best story EVER! lmao so funny. Her and Lavell Crawford had the funniest stories
@alanal1029
@alanal1029 5 жыл бұрын
Yassss Tiffany on this is not happening! Two of my favourite comedy related things 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
@catzpajamaz5889
@catzpajamaz5889 5 жыл бұрын
Love, love, love Tiffany !
@jamesl610
@jamesl610 5 жыл бұрын
A new meaning to the term "assassin".
@nolidee4917
@nolidee4917 5 жыл бұрын
Girl, damn it you made me get all kinds of choked up! TY for sharing a piece of your story.
@iheartjazminandsalvia6145
@iheartjazminandsalvia6145 4 жыл бұрын
"as long as yo clothes dont fall off you be good" lmaoo
@DeJaVu337
@DeJaVu337 4 жыл бұрын
Roy Wood Jr. I was an associate of your father Roy Wood at the National Black Network and remember you coming to the station for the first time to catch him off-guard. He would be proud that you got the right genes.
@chefkelly9265
@chefkelly9265 5 жыл бұрын
The beauty of tiffany haddish is that shes a master storyteller! And you can picture everything she is telling you.
@kerianpearson9796
@kerianpearson9796 5 жыл бұрын
My Great-Grandma killed a man with dance too. He had s heart attack on the dance floor. His family thanked her for showing him the time of his life, but they didn’t tip her !
@margaritam.9118
@margaritam.9118 3 жыл бұрын
How can you not tip someone who showed your loved one the time of his life? 😭
@Soundeagle3456
@Soundeagle3456 3 жыл бұрын
died of joy
@Steezo_Romero
@Steezo_Romero 5 жыл бұрын
Great personality. This girl's awesome!
@Salvatorus
@Salvatorus 5 жыл бұрын
Steven Romero haha she's a racist whore. Always talking about sex.
@meechp123
@meechp123 3 жыл бұрын
I love Tiffany!
@schayglover1
@schayglover1 5 жыл бұрын
I love listening to her share the gift of storytelling & raw comedic timing is addictive. Not to mention You are Fine @TiffanyHaddish !
@HereForGoodVibes
@HereForGoodVibes 5 жыл бұрын
Here before it goes viral! I love Tiffany Haddish.
@lulamiller3514
@lulamiller3514 4 жыл бұрын
She had me laughing hard like always
@nbodysb4587
@nbodysb4587 4 жыл бұрын
I love her so much 😍😘😘 She is a fighter ... She wanted to cry 😪😪this broke my heart .. .but funny 😅😂😂😁😁
@OkA-007
@OkA-007 4 жыл бұрын
That's a story and a half👏🏾 Ending got me rolling. 😭
@jimmydroid7838
@jimmydroid7838 5 жыл бұрын
I have a mad crush on this woman.
@SaraAli-cg7vp
@SaraAli-cg7vp 5 жыл бұрын
Yay , been waiting for tiff to bless the stage 😍
@aleeyahbussell1252
@aleeyahbussell1252 Жыл бұрын
the lady laughing has me crying lmfao
@ghostofsparta6579
@ghostofsparta6579 5 жыл бұрын
The laugh at 2:05 in the back got me cracking up without hearing the actual jock🤣🤣 Had to go back and hear the punch line🤣
@that.1ghoul
@that.1ghoul 5 жыл бұрын
Man I love your sense of humor haha
When someone reclines their seat ✈️
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