Gideon and Harrow being annoying teenagers for 15 minutes "straight" (lyrics)

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6 ай бұрын

Howdy. The brain worms I have for this series persist so here. Have this 15 minutes of a shitpost video. I recorded the material myself from the audiobook. (Yup. Also the quality changes near the end bc I broke my phone during this......) Anyway this has been under construction since last spring and now I just want it out, typos and all.
I miss these losers :(
Many parts are edited and do not play exactly like this in the audiobook. I tried to use different fonts & stuff to differentate between scenes.
Audiobook of Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir. The first book in The Locked Tomb -series. Read by Moira Quirk

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@narwhalz6918 5 ай бұрын

i cannot believ i was fully enraptured by moving words on a black screen for 15 minutes. incredible. their homoerotic energy is unsurpassed

@narwhalz6918 5 ай бұрын

flipping excellent editing.

@selene108 5 ай бұрын

THANK YOU SO MUCH

@Valentine011 2 ай бұрын

"The only job id do for you is holding the sword for you to fall on" FUCKING OOF

@selene108 2 ай бұрын

Every day I'm victimized by the foreshadowing in this book

@danielfort2649 6 ай бұрын

And nothing bad happened after this

@selene108 6 ай бұрын

True story

@applepieexplosion4030 2 ай бұрын

I kove how theyre both different versions of unhinged evil gay

@april5706 2 ай бұрын

they want eachother soooo bad it's insane 😭

@selene108 2 ай бұрын

They are completely obsessed with each other

@april5706 2 ай бұрын

god everything was so simple when they hated eachother.... wtf am i meant to do with "I am undone without you" "I cannot conceive of a universe without you in it" 😭😭😭

@holywater2511 23 күн бұрын

"I am undone without you" ripped me to shreds i cannot lie😭

@foxglove1335 4 ай бұрын

they make me sick to my stomach. i hear moira's high-pitched, prissy "harrow voice" every night in my dreams. god i love them.

@foxglove1335 4 ай бұрын

also this editing is so funny you really managed to make me laugh watching words go by in a black screen. Gideon Eats a Salad.

@selene108 4 ай бұрын

@@foxglove1335 THANK YOU I'm so happy you liked it!! And yeah, I love the high-pitched prissy Harrow-voice :')

@Uriel-iw6hx 4 ай бұрын

I adore the fact that this whole video feels like I’m watching them have a very long conversation in a completely dark closet

@theforgetfulalchemist 3 ай бұрын

They are on each other's exact same wavelength of unhinged bullshit 😭

@selene108 3 ай бұрын

Soulmates🥰

@theforgetfulalchemist 3 ай бұрын

@@selene108 They are so stupid ugh I love them

@charismaticalpaca6874 Ай бұрын

"I don't even remember about you half the time" "I STILL don't even remember you half the time" (second book: happens)

@ratlesbian5498 19 күн бұрын

"I want you to die" (She did not, in fact, want her to die)

@applepieexplosion4030 2 ай бұрын

They fight like an old married couple

@AMBBrr 5 ай бұрын

Maaaaan, the foreshadowing was intense

@selene108 5 ай бұрын

Right😭😭

@nightmarekisser 2 ай бұрын

The “shots fired” sound effect sent me

@liv0072 3 ай бұрын

Moira Quirk is absolutely killing it in this series. Genuinely one of the best audiobooks i’ve ever heard.

@selene108 2 ай бұрын

Totally agree! It's phenomenal, she puts so much emotion to it!

@glowing_purple_girl Ай бұрын

I forget that Gideon is like if Dave Strider was a massive jock instead of. Idk. Whatever he does. They both carry themselves like they’re the hottest shit to walk the earth but in a way where anyone with half a brain can also see that they are deeply insecure utter losers at heart. But also they both are the coolest people ever. Also swords. And aviator sunglasses.

@selene108 Ай бұрын

Beautiful analysis

@grometheus4556 Ай бұрын

I'd like to add that the difference between envy and jealousy is that envy is the fear of losing something you want to someone else, and jealousy is the fear of losing something you already have to someone else (!!!!!)

@selene108 Ай бұрын

Ouchh

@DD_Surgic 5 ай бұрын

This video is how I'm going to convince people to read/listen to this series. Gideon and Harrow are such a treat.

@selene108 5 ай бұрын

They are literally so funny and unhinged I love them sm

@sawadogtoday 5 ай бұрын

this had me giggling like a schoolgirl for the full 15 minutes. i miss them so much when will alecto come to us :(

@selene108 5 ай бұрын

I'm glad you liked it!!

@Fauxglove 3 ай бұрын

14:38 so harrow acknowledges her cavalier's good looks 👀 i'm so unwell about these two

@selene108 3 ай бұрын

She can't argue with that

@transcowboy69 6 ай бұрын

I just finished nona the ninth and watching this gave me war flashbacks. I cant wait for them to interact again in Alecto. Thank you for blessing us with this compliation!!

@selene108 6 ай бұрын

I'm glad you liked it!!

@Volantredx 2 күн бұрын

Gideon: claims to hate Harrowhawk. Also Gideon: waxes poetic about how beautiful Harrow's face is.

@Fandomsaremylifee 17 күн бұрын

14:05 Proof Gideon Nav is nothing more than a simp for any girl who’d give her the time of day

@selene108 17 күн бұрын

☝🏼

@Kris-wo4pj 10 күн бұрын

like her only attention growing up was abuse and gruff words and a bratty kid who she never got along with once in her life. makes sense why she would be so loyal to anyone even remotely kind to her.

@gandalf-big-naturals 2 ай бұрын

THE SOUND EFFECTS LMFAOOOOO

@selene108 6 ай бұрын

Oof. Rip to everyone watching this on mobile. I obviously made this with laptop and didn't realize the texts were so small🥲 anyway I'm too lazy to change it.

@schnapapoo 3 ай бұрын

"I want to watch you die" "Maybe. But you sure as hell won't do it here." Oh no....... 😭 I didn't remember that line (Love the vid! I've been meaning to listen to the audiobook but I don't have time so it's fun getting to watch a greatest hits compilation of my two favourite losers ❤)

@theghost9038 10 күн бұрын

The fact that this has been the thing I fall asleep to every night. Fucking love this shit 😭

@Apollo9898LP 5 ай бұрын

Every day I am so so SO sad that Tamsyn's editor made her change the line to "Oh, I have hurt your heart" instead of the original line which was "Oh, I have rustled your jimmies"

@selene108 5 ай бұрын

It would've been such a weird thing for her to say though haha

@cr820 Ай бұрын

I truly loved "Oh I have hurt your heart," though. It's a strong moment of character.

@virtualbri 3 ай бұрын

This amazing. Reminds me how much I hated Harrow in the first book and loved her in the second.

@kiena4340 2 ай бұрын

god i love this video so much your editing made the lines even funnier than they already are. kudos!!!

@selene108 2 ай бұрын

Thank you🥰

@holywater2511 23 күн бұрын

Moira quirk😭😭😭🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

@DT-267K Күн бұрын

Notice how, when Gideon moans and laments to the world about why she was born so attractive post-breakdown, Harrow does not demean or deny the claim. She only adds a snippy remark onto it, essentially confirming indirectly that she finds Gideon attractive.

@Fandomsaremylifee 17 күн бұрын

“No OFF FENCE” get it! Get?!?!? (I’m not mentally well)

@selene108 17 күн бұрын

Noooo

@Fandomsaremylifee 17 күн бұрын

7:49 I LOVE THIS LINE

@Orange-tf3bf 6 ай бұрын

This is the quality content I need in my life, thank you.

@selene108 6 ай бұрын

THANKS I'm happy you liked it🙏

@88bcl 6 күн бұрын

listening to the audiobook has made me feel disappointed anytime i don't hear griddle pronounced the way that it is throughout.

@peaceofwestphalia 19 күн бұрын

this is TOO good

@fionamccarthy3391 2 ай бұрын

What I didn’t know I needed. Thank you for this! I will now proceed to send this to everyone who has read TLT and everyone that I have told to read TLT. ❤