Tim and Eric's Zone Theory

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Are you sad? Are you lonely? Do you wake up each morning waiting for the next big thing? Fear no more! Tim and Eric's Zone Theory is a brand new, revolutionary life system that guarantees to improve you, and everything around you. Start your journey at zonetheory.net
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@geronimo8159 4 жыл бұрын

The smug smile when Tim says "... and I'm plane 8" is the best.

@michaellk2254 2 жыл бұрын

"I'm the best" smug smile absolutely kills me

@disliked1390 Жыл бұрын

Regular people are like Plane 2 lmaoaoooaoaooaaooaoaoaoa

@thedarkness4052 11 ай бұрын

@@disliked1390 That's just the begINNInG LOLL!!

@redandblue323 3 жыл бұрын

"He eats from 7-11" ....he delivers that line as if it's impossible to sink any lower

@youtubertoo 2 жыл бұрын

Is it?

@thatguy431 2 жыл бұрын

I eat from 7-11.....I used to be homeless....7-11 is the lowest low.

@kevinbl4836 Жыл бұрын

After the housing recession in '08, I "lived" in Victorville and ate from a mini-mart called the 6-Ten. I'm not a proud man.

@sillypsyborg Жыл бұрын

You really can't, tragically.

@DaimothCL 7 ай бұрын

and he's right. don't eat goyslop

@TheOutlawJon 8 жыл бұрын

I can't believe they got William Dafoe to do this sketch

@felipeharger 8 жыл бұрын

Willem Lol

@intigfx 8 жыл бұрын

Wait... that's not Willem Dafoe...

@HeavyProfessor 7 жыл бұрын

I'm at one with my Ba'hee Priss Dimmie.

@adamtherock2008 7 жыл бұрын

Wilhelm The Foe

@huludicidal 7 жыл бұрын

WELL BELIEVE IT YOU JABRONI

@mxxymurder936 6 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna be honest, I don't know about this whole Zone Theory thing. But Tayne I can get into.

@moneymaria42 4 жыл бұрын

Can I get a hat wobble?

@jameskelvin6720 4 жыл бұрын

@@moneymaria42 nude Tayne, anyone?

@luciferjones8103 4 жыл бұрын

Me me I'm a Tayne man.

@Krooksbane 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve got something you might like, but it’s NSFW.

@meganjo5774 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@1hptowin 9 жыл бұрын

1:30 Tim's performance is SPOT ON. Where he puts emphases on his words sounds just like something out of a new age self help seminar.

@thomasdupont7186 Жыл бұрын

yes, it is congruent.

@gb7zone7 9 жыл бұрын

Me me. I'm a zone boy.

@urghey123 9 жыл бұрын

gb7zone7 You should try the Zone system!

@Tonytalent 9 жыл бұрын

urghey123 Sounds like the plan for me.

@apocalypse123 9 жыл бұрын

gb7zone7 number one handsy bone zone boy

@MrEquusQuagga 9 жыл бұрын

But you've got a full set of teeth! ...beautiful pearls...

@urghey123 9 жыл бұрын

Me me wants a zo-one

@Illcastashadow1 2 жыл бұрын

That little eyes closed head wobble Tim does when saying he's a plane 8 gets me every time

@ballabate 8 жыл бұрын

2:02 is by far my favourite part. That man is a comedic genius

@johnkennedysmith Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's that "I really drank the koolaid" laugh that you typically see in cult/MLM recruitment videos that does it.

@judemiller 8 жыл бұрын

0:53 that pretentious little head wobble hahahahaha

@jamesarthur7109 8 жыл бұрын

+Jude Miller yeah he did that fucking perfect haha

@richarddupont9632 8 жыл бұрын

fucking tim man. He's so good at making you hate him

@brando555555 8 жыл бұрын

Lol, they're both great at capturing the essence and nuance of douchebaggery

@judemiller 8 жыл бұрын

brandon hahahaha

@pennydesouza 7 жыл бұрын

ha it's exquisite

@thatASMRchick 9 жыл бұрын

I wanna be the perfect man. Gimme this book.

@SurfaceTensionNews 9 жыл бұрын

thatASMRchick it's pretty clearly not for women, but on the upside I did just discover your amazing ASMR channel OH THE TINGLES

@thatASMRchick 9 жыл бұрын

tvsexdeath61 I bought this audio book and book and will transform into a perfect man in no time. Praise Ba'heeeeeeee Priss Dimmie

@JohnnyNatrium 9 жыл бұрын

tvsexdeath61 You're really easy to advertise to ain't ya.

@SurfaceTensionNews 9 жыл бұрын

Johnny Natrium i mean she has 72k subscribers she must be doing something right

@thatASMRchick 9 жыл бұрын

tvsexdeath61 I followed the Zone Theory

@poorinspirit1982 8 жыл бұрын

"Look at this sexy beard and fancy.....hat." My favorite thing about Tim and Eric are these bizarre little details.

@NataliaStrawn 8 жыл бұрын

Tim and Eric are God

@fr0zdify 8 жыл бұрын

he eats from 7-11

@RobbyBabes 7 жыл бұрын

"got my white foods got my divorces coming up, I couldn't be happier"

@juduking44 7 жыл бұрын

Youre now the perfect man.

@TrippyTheShroom 7 жыл бұрын

Is that the guy from BalloonShop in your profile pic. If so, im so glad i found someone who understands the love for BalloonShop

@-k-b- 4 жыл бұрын

Tennessee is my favorite new rotating cast member of their sketches, he's so funny

@lofts2399 9 жыл бұрын

This is 100% real and it works. Despite formerly being a woman innately plagued by PMS (Probo Malevolence Syndrome) I was still able to transition from woman to Zone Boy to The Perfect Man simply by increasing my exposure to white foods 3-4 days a week and precipitating my Ba'hee into a spaghetti pot. Thank you Tim and Eric for showing me a new life and a new way.

@baloneyboy7288 9 жыл бұрын

Thunder 35Don't listen to this shill. Tim and Eric are peddling this horseshit and making a buck off of other people's misfortunes. Rang Dipkin is the only real path to enlightenment. Praise Hosana.

@johnnolan6340 9 жыл бұрын

Eric Carl This is the Anti-Rang predicted in the scriptures... "Those who excrete unto vessels of boiled grain will deceive you." StarChart 3, Chapter 5

@gorillanutswilson 9 жыл бұрын

John Nolan Nice try. That quote is actually located on Plank 12, Unit Blagok.

@GahMorninJulia 8 ай бұрын

8 years later and this is more needed now with the skyrocketing popularity of boy/girl transformations just so kids get an early start to Plane 8. Without any medical help, Zone Theory is the only hope for alignment

@koolobeans 8 жыл бұрын

Keep in mind, he isn't actually a billionaire. He is just as rich as a billionaire.

@verzeda 4 жыл бұрын

yes, a ugandan billionaire

@holzapfelstein 4 жыл бұрын

It's all about your state of mind!

@holzapfelstein 4 жыл бұрын

When you're at Plane 8 you don't need a billion dollars to be as rich as a goddam billionaire!

@M-CH_ 4 жыл бұрын

@T Wilson Sorry, you'll still gonna have to wait.

@Seantendo 3 жыл бұрын

A got damn bullionaire.

@damonopz 7 жыл бұрын

"I got my white foods, I got my divorces coming up..." Best part😂

@Maxogrady 4 жыл бұрын

The best part is I can see you

@tobyvision 4 жыл бұрын

happVness

@supermarc 8 жыл бұрын

Now we can access the ability to translate the power that exists with inside the zone system and achieve an alignment of the zone system to make sure that the alignments of the zone system become congruent with the zone theory which is just 7 steps!

@FriendZone75 3 жыл бұрын

Only 7 steps.

@Argos_RB 3 жыл бұрын

Any kind of fuck freak can follow 7 steps!!!

@Mcmotherfuckingrory 2 жыл бұрын

Makes so much sense when you put it like that. Ba'ha pristimi!

@Elrond_Hubbard_1 2 жыл бұрын

Any Fuck Freak can do this!

@maryhadfad 9 жыл бұрын

I heard Macaulay Culkin's a Zone Theorist.

@sladikk 9 жыл бұрын

mary hadfad you mean that zone 3 shitlord? He doesn't even use a spaghetti pot.

@meavid 9 жыл бұрын

😱

@JibbsCompilations 9 жыл бұрын

mary hadfad sounds about right

@skootdiggity 9 жыл бұрын

mary hadfad Yes, that's true.

@beaniepq 9 жыл бұрын

mary hadfad There is some weird satisfaction in finding you here, on a Tim & Eric vid.

@sheppo 8 жыл бұрын

"Who knew I had millions of poems trapped in my brain!?"

@lordmeatmcrubit9176 8 жыл бұрын

Ba'hee Is alovely man indeed ( ͡° ͜ʖ°͡ )

@ihaveskillissue69 8 жыл бұрын

"Suffering from addiction to Marijuana, eats from 7-11" Man that is me. Guess I really need to get on the Zone Theory.

@corbse2059 8 жыл бұрын

Don't listen to this bullshit, what you really need in your life is some Pitzmans Mustard, for all your cooking needs.

@placidfuture5693 8 жыл бұрын

Thanks Cinco!

@RP-nn2mr 8 жыл бұрын

It's all of use. And it was Tim and it was Eric before they got rich.

@stoictraveler1 5 жыл бұрын

dont eat that shit

@feelingveryattackedrn5750 5 жыл бұрын

Nichijouuu

@stentor9640 4 жыл бұрын

When you watch these and your really sleep deprived they seem genuine

@matthew4694 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you need the Purple Boys!

@eltiolavara9 Жыл бұрын

yeah

@CranberryJackson 9 жыл бұрын

I sure hope Tennessee will still have time do Tim and Eric sketches now that he's a Zone boy and a Totino's pizza boy.

@iVenge 9 жыл бұрын

He's as rich as a god damned billionaire.

@joshuamcdermott1698 9 жыл бұрын

iVenge a god damned bullionaire

@thecrakp0t 5 жыл бұрын

Former Scientologist here. This skit eerily resembles a Scientology "win" montage. The only difference is this is funny on purpose.

@skullmonkey5633 5 жыл бұрын

Ex-member too. Totally agree

@comradeelmo5739 5 жыл бұрын

Escape is futile

@skullmonkey5633 5 жыл бұрын

@@comradeelmo5739 fuck off mate

@OneMeanArtist 4 жыл бұрын

Kinda obvious that psycho cult was their inspiration.

@xzakofthedeadx 4 жыл бұрын

It totally does! Congrats on making it out! I

@noradosmith 8 жыл бұрын

It worries me that there are people out there who probably think this is real.

@saabgarage3574 7 жыл бұрын

it is though?

@Jason0binladen 7 жыл бұрын

John Doe You can only say that after reaching plane 8

@huludicidal 7 жыл бұрын

It worries me that this comment gets so many upvotes. Have a downvote. Ba'heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@noradosmith 7 жыл бұрын

huludicidal thanks

@milescend 7 жыл бұрын

wait, this isn't real? damn, I just gave up my life for zone theory

@Soupfries 7 жыл бұрын

"im rich as a god damn... bullienheir now"

@Soupfries 7 жыл бұрын

blihunare

@bloodyhell302 7 жыл бұрын

Three words, one letter: Bill Ion Air E.

@ballsups 5 жыл бұрын

bilyunehr

@MrClockw3rk 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao ur pic is awesome

@JordansFilms1 7 жыл бұрын

"Now we can access the ability to translate the power that exists with inside the Zone System and achieve an alignment of the Zone System to make sure that the alignments of the Zone System become congruent with the Zone Theory which is just 7 Steps."

@gokk99 4 жыл бұрын

I've watched this so many times I've memorized it

@ambassadorcartwright7720 Жыл бұрын

Eddie! Your shirt is on! You look great anyways bud, we love you!

@jarkko348 2 жыл бұрын

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how perfect everything about this video is. Just four minutes but countless of quotable lines just show how flawless the writing, editing and the performances are. I'm proud to say I'm a zone boy. Even a fuck freak like me can do 7 steps.

@superman55566 9 жыл бұрын

I AM A FUCK FREAK

@TravisArk 9 жыл бұрын

AlienAshtray ayy lmao

@RIGO12354 9 жыл бұрын

AlienAshtray then buy the book fuckboi

@alexcai6695 9 жыл бұрын

AlienAshtray no ur not

@kylenorth10 9 жыл бұрын

John Raphael B. Pascua El-p and Killer Mike the true fuckbois son run the jewels

@averymathews4643 9 жыл бұрын

Rage Kage Fuck you fuck boys forever hope I said it politely

@grease_witherspoon 9 жыл бұрын

I am sad and lonely. I wake up each morning waiting for the next big thing... and I am not gonna lie that was the best 5 minutes of my day.

@dakusch 9 ай бұрын

Hope you're doing better

@pogslammer3082 8 жыл бұрын

Wake up in the morning feeling like Priss Dimmie. Got my white foods, I'm out the door, I'm gonna divorce my family.

@user-fj6kk1vo8n 5 жыл бұрын

Well done, Ke$ha. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@VirtualCarClub Жыл бұрын

oh my god that's shirtless eddie

@MNice82 Ай бұрын

What's he doing in Walmart with his shirt off?!?!?!

@Busty2Dusty 9 жыл бұрын

Tim and Eric have made a lot of good stuff over the years. I love it, but it is the type of stuff that is impossible to get other people into.

@SmellsLikeNothing 9 жыл бұрын

definitely not for everyone

@philpyung4831 9 жыл бұрын

Dustin Ford Feel blessed you're able to appreciate it. I had to literally force myself to stop thinking about Eric shoving the giant needle into Tim's neck in "Dr. Wareheim" because I was laughing so hard I was getting light headed and felt like I was going to pass out.

@lofts2399 9 жыл бұрын

Dustin Ford So incredibly true. A person's gotta have a couple of rather messed up friends to spread the joy of this shit...

@nickb3250 9 жыл бұрын

Dustin Ford I show people this when I first meet them to quickly and effectively remove idiots from my life.

@user-og6hl6lv7p 9 жыл бұрын

Dustin Ford Normies will never reach level 8

@Knoxboy15 9 жыл бұрын

0:55 Tim can't hide his satisfaction for being a zone plane eight. That little smirk...

@derrickvandevelde2066 8 жыл бұрын

I love the way Tim starts explaining the spaghetti pot and the diarrhea dipstick. Like, he acknowledges that convincing everyone to talk to their diarrhea is a stretch.

@serafinoamendola9538 8 жыл бұрын

The diarrhea spaghetti pot part killed me

@Chameleonardodavinci 7 жыл бұрын

Especially with the lobotomised tone of the dude delivering it (same guy as Totino Pizza's Boy...)

@DNorbs7 7 жыл бұрын

When out of nowhere that dude says, "All you gotta do, is diarrhea in a spaghetti pot," I spontaneously combusted.

@chunkatronic 5 жыл бұрын

It's Tim & Eric, you know there's gonna be diarrhea in there somewhere.

@SugarW1thC0ffee 4 жыл бұрын

D. Norbut I was laughing so fcking hard 😭😭

@ExtremeUnction1988 4 жыл бұрын

There are a couple of things you’re gunna need to get besides the book...

@theneedledrop 9 жыл бұрын

How do I join this delicious cult????

@pooinsky 9 жыл бұрын

theneedledrop follow the step by step guide ya dingus

@InternetSlumlord 9 жыл бұрын

theneedledrop You stop being vegan and REVIEW PERTURBATOR'S LAST ALBUM, YOU HACK FRAUD

@trnkabarfilm 9 жыл бұрын

zonetheory.net Just buy a book and follow steps: www.amazon.com/Tim-Erics-Zone-Theory-Achieve/dp/1455545430

@TheAmazingAriel 9 жыл бұрын

theneedledrop Cultanthony Fantano

@kehellybrors6232 9 жыл бұрын

theneedledrop anto, u look like boiled egg?

@Serpmusic 9 жыл бұрын

Me me Im a Zone Boy.

@CardboardOdyssey 9 жыл бұрын

Tony HorrorShow But how did you manage to keep those pearly chompers?

@Serpmusic 9 жыл бұрын

CardboardOdyssey Dentures!

@bsimms3686 Жыл бұрын

Hey Eddie. Your shirts on. Why's your shirt on, Eddie? Take that shirt off, Eddie.

@ClassALiving 8 жыл бұрын

"Even my son can do it, he's got issues." XD

@TheClassicalKids 9 жыл бұрын

Plane 8. That's what I'm talkin abouttttt!

@Sneakytoke 8 жыл бұрын

Damn I've always thought than since I'm a fuck freak I wouldn't be able to use Tim and Eric's Zone theory program but now I know I'm wrong!

@tuodekab 8 жыл бұрын

"now we can access the ability to translate the power that exists with inside the zone system and achieve an alignment of the zone system to make sure that the alignments of the zone system become congruent with the zone theory which is just seven steps." after finishing my third step i can now finally say without absolute confidence that this is indefinitely within a doubt a true statement in regards to how effective the zone theory has been for me and my experience with working within the the seven step.

@spaguettoltd.7933 3 жыл бұрын

I love that little conceited wiggle Tim does when he says he's on Zone Plane 8

@BudleyBailey 9 жыл бұрын

William dafoe looks great, its gotta be the zone boys

@bibowski 9 жыл бұрын

How convenient... I already diarrhea in a pot, daily. I'm almost there!

@eequalsmcdonald 9 жыл бұрын

Dude, that's like plane 4

@subflatwaytizza2912 9 жыл бұрын

I only diarrhea on about half of the days but also on all of my birthdays

@gearheadred 9 жыл бұрын

Dan John Now you just need to talk to it. That's like step 3.

@backhandsmack1358 9 жыл бұрын

Dan John the important part, is that now you have a reason. ba'haa priss dimmie brother.

@RopeGorl Жыл бұрын

Shirtless Eddie is the real star ❤

@StarlynsAgency 7 жыл бұрын

am level 6 now my diarrhea is perfect

@gattocake 9 жыл бұрын

Silky smooth 23.976 FPS transitions.

@Goatsee 9 жыл бұрын

Ha jokes on you the eye cant see past 24 fucks per second

@Tedminat0r 9 жыл бұрын

Goatsee it's 7.1 fps u dong

@syd3918 9 жыл бұрын

Just received my Zone Theory book and I am ready to have my life turned around. Thank you gurus!

@michaellk2254 2 жыл бұрын

Which level are you now

@syd3918 2 жыл бұрын

@@michaellk2254 I couldn’t read it:(

@madjack1748 Жыл бұрын

the book was not intended for women

@mikeboyd3236 8 жыл бұрын

"My son didn't respect me, but the zone system made it all clear."

@yodieyuh 3 ай бұрын

Even after I achieved perfection by reaching Zone Plane 8, i still felt like something was missing. My poems just weren't right. Now I've learned what I was missing. Thanks Graeme, baha pristimi.

@yamumhasahairynutsac 9 жыл бұрын

Imagine if all along Tim and Eric have been deadly serious.

@hermetiks.channel5642 3 жыл бұрын

NO,MAN THINKING LIKE THIS CHANGED MY LIFE

@DeathOrGlory83 9 жыл бұрын

Lifelong fuck freak here, and I can personally say zone theory worked for me.

@zhenshuang 5 жыл бұрын

Imo the most underrated video ever. It's genous.

@lukeanderson6046 4 жыл бұрын

Ba'ha: is a turkey man, that I worship.

@r43521 8 жыл бұрын

The fact that Tim and Eric exist is a miracle. There must've been some Zone Alignment in order for them to have met each other and end up doing shows together because they are like cartoon characters in a show. But they're not, they're real people who make shows about insanity which is a million times better. The most brilliant thing about them is that they push against norms of what is 'acceptable' humor in such a calculated and strategic manner with a greater idea in mind that they can literally say the stupidest shit like 'poo poo pie pie' and it becomes absolutely hilarious because of the deeply sardonic implications in the jokes.

@BurtSampson 9 жыл бұрын

Since starting the Zone Theory my adult horseplay time has become very productive. Before, whenever I'd romp around with the boys and I usually felt very unsatisfied, now, with just 15-20 minutes a day of nude and adult horseplay I feel ready to conquer the world. This definitely isn't for rude dudes or busy bodies. Ba'Hee and Priss Dimmie to all fellow followers out there.

@1dyingwish 3 жыл бұрын

Im rich as a gotdamn... billionaire now....

@mchris65 5 жыл бұрын

I love what being out of debt looks like😂 3:02

@joshberry777 8 жыл бұрын

"I see you!" LMFAO

@rosiesummer2711 9 жыл бұрын

The random "I see you." HAHA.

@iwanttocomplain 2 жыл бұрын

What I like about Tim and Eric is that their satire is almost indistinguishable to reality. Media is so strange and at the same time so straight faced you have to wonder if they are joking.

@scottianson5133 2 жыл бұрын

I can easily imagine this book being found far into the future and being turned into an actual religion.

@Bronco541 Жыл бұрын

if you look at a lot of religious concepts in the world objectively they really are that crazy. Just disguised underneath a lot of "normal" tradition.

@ryanslater674 5 жыл бұрын

I watch this every night in my purple mattress

@RonSoda 4 жыл бұрын

How is the purple matress? We need to upgrade the bed in the sex dungeon.

@JoeCorneli 4 жыл бұрын

How is the sex dungeon? We need to upgrade the root cellar

@dieffenbach12jeff 9 жыл бұрын

The part where Willem Dafoe mentions how his white foods and divorces coming up couldn't make him happier gets me every time.

@cath5017 9 жыл бұрын

Will someone PLEASE make a gif of Tim's little triumphant smirk/head wiggle when he announces he is in fact a zone 8 priest @ 0:54 ?!

@tombaron5607 2 жыл бұрын

1:30 “Now we can access the ability to translate the power that exits inside within the Zone system and achieve an alignment of the zone system to make sure that the alignments of the zone system become congruent with the zone theory which is… just 7 steps.”

@caedgeworth 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks to this book I no longer have pools of blood in my stomach

@emart5 9 жыл бұрын

Although Zone Theory may lead me to become the perfect man, I'll forever devote my life to that almighty Hosanna. Praise Rang Dipkin

@Filthykur 9 жыл бұрын

I'm on Plane 2 and I'm just getting started.

@captnquazar2153 5 жыл бұрын

I know this is comedy but the zone theory literally changed my life and started my music career

@Robisquick 2 жыл бұрын

Tim Heidecker is actually an incredible actor. I heard someone say that Tim “is amazing at playing the uncanny valley of facial expressions”

@mundunugu5648 9 жыл бұрын

I just pre-ordered. My probos are already feeling better.

@luto2000 Жыл бұрын

0:06 omg it´s shirtless eddie

@mikeylikesit100 7 жыл бұрын

Still makes more sense than Scientology...

@billyblumpkin2742 6 жыл бұрын

The best part about this sketch is knowing that if you put this on late night TV people would actually buy it

@chopchopchop5585 9 жыл бұрын

This is all very exciting stuff

@ienjoyapples 8 жыл бұрын

Now we can access the ability to translate the power that exists withinside the zone system and achieve an alignment of the zone system to make sure that the alignment of the zone system is congruent with the zone theory which is just 7 steps.

@carpeomnia3294 4 жыл бұрын

Everytime when I feel like I need spiritual advice, I skip all nondual teachers and go straight to Tim and Eric. I can clearly see both of them abiding in most perfect realization of Sahaja Nirvikalpa Samadhi. It is my heart´s desire to touch the holy feet of both of these great teachers, light of lights, and get a good head kicking from them.

@noahking3723 7 жыл бұрын

My probos are in great shape thanks to Zone Theory.

@BlaccBoii 8 жыл бұрын

pro tip: check your levels at least two to three times daily

@Pajamers 9 жыл бұрын

I've purchased the whole box set of this wonderful new idea called Zone Theory, I have used and applied all these theories into my daily life routines. I'm here to say it works ! Thanks Tim and Eric ! Priss Dimmie to all !

@jaguarsharkman 3 жыл бұрын

I've been doing Zone Theory for twenty years. It changed my life.

@donlitos 3 жыл бұрын

ZONE THEORY SYSTEM EXPLAINED 1:39 Eyes of 7 Zone Steps not Connected or Aligned 1:41 Eyes of 7 Zone Steps Connected and Aligned traversing the 3rd Eye This really works! Ba'hee Priss Dimmieeeee!

@diosantana2659 8 жыл бұрын

2:33 "Every day I wake up...Call my zone priest...and ...recite him my new Po-ems" -Tennessee Luke Fortenberry, Zone Plane 2

@Bingus_Bangus Жыл бұрын

That's shirtless eddie

@GuyPerson-jt9tv Жыл бұрын

Yep that's right, I love to practice zone theory with my shirt off. And I've lost 30 pounds, thanks to zone theory!

@butterchuggins5409 3 жыл бұрын

I just wish I had my foreskin banjo meats for the last couple of mountain chibber festivals. You remember why old Ronny made honcho dip every single day of your reeducation ceremony. Never forget that, Tina

@isaac8888 Жыл бұрын

Who’s here for WEDDIE

@SCWood Жыл бұрын

Eddie is a treasure

@GeraldMcCray7stonesGFX 8 жыл бұрын

This is honestly the weirdest thing I have seen in quite a while, if you manage to make it through the first 3 minutes, the weirdness increases exponentially. Amazing.

@0mnicide 5 жыл бұрын

I give this video 5 bags of 🍿 and two 🥇 to represent the success that Zone Theory has brought to my life.

@marcuswalters8093 2 жыл бұрын

The little smile Tim has after saying he's a level 8. It's like, "I'm level 8 - nah, c'mon guys - no big deal".

@andrewedelman3968 3 жыл бұрын

These success stories have inspired me to totally zone out & become a swirling mass of molecule balls on the universes pool table. I couldn't be any happier, thanks Cinco!