Tim Dillon On Apartments

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@kylemedeiros6907 2 жыл бұрын

Tim makes fun of me indirectly at least once in every rant. And I like it.

@cosettapessa6417 2 жыл бұрын

You live in a unit?

@pedrocajada3731 Жыл бұрын

@@cosettapessa6417 he's a realtor

@cosettapessa6417 Жыл бұрын

@@pedrocajada3731 oh

@seanvti 10 ай бұрын

Are you an old woman who knows the secrets of the universe, because you were kept in a cage for the majority of your life?

@griffinkay4799 7 ай бұрын

HAHAHAHA I think the same thing every time.

@sgb4798 23 күн бұрын

Nearly 3 years later and Tim was exactly correct about the Austin real estate market 😂😂

@zachmueller2912 4 күн бұрын

Really? I thought real estate is much higher than 3yrs ago

@StuTheDon17 3 күн бұрын

@@zachmueller2912 Yeah. It's a bubble.

@conormcgregorwasnevermyfri1984 3 күн бұрын

The Tim Dillon show is made for us austinites

@analyticalmindset 2 күн бұрын

That's because most transplant living in LA are like this and some of them have moved that to Austin

@dalebonehart211 2 жыл бұрын

"An algorithm has offered to buy this house, and I'm like, oh? Good..." -Tim Dillon

@fbardales33 2 жыл бұрын

Blackrock is buying up all the real estate they can get their hands on. Part of the plan.

@fidelio9301 Жыл бұрын

@@fbardales33 K bro

@dct623 2 жыл бұрын

"Comedy first" is why this man is one of the few patreons I pay for

@evanlittle3473 2 жыл бұрын

He really does put comedy first- that’s why it’s hilarious when X-tier hacks try to accuse him of being a media personality

@karningham2849 2 жыл бұрын

@@evanlittle3473 Tim gets accused of being a media personality? That’s hilarious haha

@michaelfavata2720 2 жыл бұрын

@@karningham2849 this is in reference to the Michael Che thing.

@karningham2849 2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelfavata2720 oh right I kinda missed that whole thing, might go back and check it 🤷‍♂️

@michaelfavata2720 2 жыл бұрын

@@karningham2849 i thought Schulz had a good take that it could well be much ado about nothing. Che has a special to sell and coming out swinging again Tim is good marketing.

@bluechipBBN Жыл бұрын

i miss this era of tim dillon

@hopoff9968 4 ай бұрын

He should've treated Ben better. You can't treat your employee like shit everyday and expect them to keep coming back for dessert. At some point, the money's just not worth it.

@Drewswaggy 4 күн бұрын

@@hopoff9968so true

@the-petro 3 күн бұрын

I was never clear on why Ben left, and if the berating was the gag or how much of it was legit@@hopoff9968

@YoureWokeYoureBroke Күн бұрын

@@hopoff9968I bet if you ask Ben today he’d say the money was worth it. Lemon party sucks ace

@ellisgill1940 18 сағат бұрын

@@YoureWokeYoureBroke both good points imo

@DerekLimoseth 3 жыл бұрын

One of his best rants!

@podhub5274 3 жыл бұрын

Agree

@michelebergman4336 2 жыл бұрын

@@podhub5274 agree ASWELL👏👏👏

@Alexanderofthe9th 2 жыл бұрын

The one about his aunt will always be my fav

@cerberus3426 9 ай бұрын

@Alexanderofthe9th the Salt and Straw was one if my favorites, personally, because I live near one and the people that go in there are ridiculous. "Millions of homeless people, I don't think we should be making chocolate & mustard ice cream"😂

@Big_Wamu 2 жыл бұрын

Ben is like Maude's friend from big lebowski that was always laughing

@podhub5274 2 жыл бұрын

So true!

@gregthebaritone 2 жыл бұрын

Che ridicolo!

@BetrayerSlayerMusic 2 жыл бұрын

def cleft azz vibes..

@sgrader6524 2 жыл бұрын

😆

@tonygorilla8928 2 жыл бұрын

Knox Harrington, the video artist.

@deeznutz7064 2 жыл бұрын

It's nice to know that in this video Tim admits that he has historionic or narcissistic personality disorder and he craves chaos so he can look reasonable by default

@edp3202 6 ай бұрын

Pot stirrer 😊

@CJVS995 Ай бұрын

Hes scum but he's one of the few who's honest and funny about it

@analyticalmindset 2 күн бұрын

Every New Yorker craves chaos. We were born into it , so it's our normal

@YoureWokeYoureBroke Күн бұрын

This is an interesting way to come out as an incel

@TehMr 20 сағат бұрын

@@analyticalmindset EHHH WATCH IT BUDDY IM WALKING OVA HERRREE IM A NEW YORKA

@evanfeuerstein8562 2 жыл бұрын

Selling these all inclusive buildings is a real knife fight.

@stocktawk 2 жыл бұрын

“But ya know the realtor we spoke to today was a lovely woman who was probably in a car accident. She’s very sweet but ya know, the type of sweet who didn’t get enough oxygen.” This dude is so damn funny

@andrewlee3383 2 жыл бұрын

People like to live in those Apartments with the stores, Gyms etc. to cut-down on the day to day interaction with Steeet Urchins. You can't avoid them completely, but if you can run downstairs to pick up a 12 pack and not be subjected to Hobos panhandling, the Suds go down much better. You don't need to run into Tiny Tim and a bunch of Misfits everytime you need to get some groceries.

@PandaFourBars 2 жыл бұрын

If you perceive everyone you meet at these very regular establishments as “Street urchins” maybe you’re on a high horse?

@thingonathinginathing 2 жыл бұрын

Where tf did you live, Skid Row? Lmao stfu

@ricovelas 2 жыл бұрын

I mean where the heck do you live at where you can't run to the market without pan handlers hitting you up? 🧐

@brock3805 2 жыл бұрын

Here’s a great idea, you could simply mind your business and go about your day or politely decline if people try to engage with you. If the mere sight of a homeless person panhandling causes you so much anger, 1. You live an incredibly privileged life and 2. You’ve probably got some issues that need addressing.

@thewhitbyphotographer 2 жыл бұрын

Ben laughing is probably equally as funny too Tims humour.

@christianfuentes4136 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite thing about comedy is it’s ability to shed light on subjects that have been hiding in plain sight. I self actualize while at the same time laughing my dick off when I listen to Tim god bless his heart

@hueydao8637 2 жыл бұрын

Donald Trump was too liberal.

@pastaoleary3031 14 күн бұрын

2 years later Tim was right about Austin being a bubble..

@mikefatah 2 жыл бұрын

100% Spot On!!💯

@SSHdz 2 жыл бұрын

Austin is totally a bubble

@ninacuntowiczaka2415 3 жыл бұрын

It's not a cool place to live. It is a cesspool

@AncientSlugThrower 14 күн бұрын

If Tom Dillon is telling you the market is oversaturated, you listen to this man.

@CM-cy3qo 2 жыл бұрын

the woman from the cage is now in Unit 528, .... facing the parking lot.

@badbardsnetwork9100 2 жыл бұрын

I’m so confused whether this podcast is a real estate podcast or a journalism podcast 😂

@mqure1983 2 жыл бұрын

Fake business

@Ivan2Jura 2 жыл бұрын

Makes my miss my eastern European apartment so much ❤️

@screechweiner2921 3 жыл бұрын

these are the cries of a man jealous of vanilla bland, milk toast brained people. i know them well, i also scream myself to sleep every night with the same thoughts.

@snakeypuffs6154 3 жыл бұрын

*milquetoast

@untitled795 3 жыл бұрын

MILK TOAST AHAHAHAHAHA

@russbuss98 2 жыл бұрын

I've never heard "milk toast" before but holy shit that's accurate.

@Bleh67420 2 жыл бұрын

@@untitled795 it’s actually what it’s based on. And it’s delicious!

@untitled795 2 жыл бұрын

@@Bleh67420 it’s totally not based off someone’s Name lmfao

@mukesh_bombay Күн бұрын

Tim is a prophet

@jimmyt7233 2 жыл бұрын

Tim channeling the song Don't Worry About The Government by Talking Heads here

@michelebergman4336 2 жыл бұрын

Sox & Peanutbutter!!! I NEED CULTURE! I love u Tim 💕

@connordelaney4087 2 жыл бұрын

This is a fucking hilarious bit holy shit

@michelebergman4336 2 жыл бұрын

Dude “ you have EVERYTHING U NEED”!!!! Omg HILARIOUS!!!!!

@gTr4yr4y Жыл бұрын

I would love for Tim Dillon to roast me one day. That’s my aspiration in life.

@dblackout1107 Жыл бұрын

It took a while to warm up to Tim Dillon. Now he’s becoming one of my favorites almost on the same level as Norm who’s my fave

@piedrabuena59 3 жыл бұрын

I think he’s talking about the domain in Austin. San Antonio has one similar called La Canterra

@kela9256 2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao literally was thinking of la canterra

@angelgjr1999 2 жыл бұрын

They’re everywhere. Shitty apartments behind commercial centers.

@devansnider7793 6 күн бұрын

A cursed apartment is a top tier bit, much funnier than a haunted house

@ElBach1y 5 күн бұрын

There's a historical whorehouse that got renovated into apartments in my corner. Imagine hearing ghost cheeks clapping in the dead of the night. Truly terrifying

@APR944 3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@britt_piru 10 ай бұрын

My Unit!

@The_realist_realtor 2 жыл бұрын

Hey Tim, thanks for insulting my occupation constantly. As a full time realtor in NY, I can confirm almost 90% of other realtors I deal with are fucking stupid. If you ever need someone to have fun with and talk fake business as well as real business, message me anytime :)

@SoLoGLidez 2 жыл бұрын

as someone who could never afford to own a house and loves to shit on realtors, you should seriously think about quitting your job tm because everyone in your life lies to your face about loving you. They respect you for the sole purpose of being on your will.

@christiansmith-of7dt Күн бұрын

When people talk really fast I can tell right away that they don't know what im talking about

@lkern6238 3 жыл бұрын

I moved from Austin to Round Rock right before the ice storm. I pay 1260 for 2b1b but they upgraded exterior and now its being rented for 1600. They have 100% occupancy. I'm a mile from work so I can ride my bike or take 10 min. bus drive.

@lkern6238 3 жыл бұрын

No washer/dryer.

@aaronscottmatthews7883 3 жыл бұрын

haha He is talking about the Domain in NW Austin

@FATmenDRIVEtrucks 2 жыл бұрын

Overpriced

@nestum23 2 жыл бұрын

@@lkern6238 and it’s got everything you need!

@DavidLLambertmobile 2 жыл бұрын

Round Rock Texas 🏘 seems nice. I have never been to Austin.

@dillonpeterson4178 2 жыл бұрын

tim dillon can only live in new york

@analyticalmindset 2 күн бұрын

When a new Yorker leaves NYC they are always constant drawn back

@heresthething5379 Күн бұрын

I know exactly the apartment he's talking about and yeah he's on point 😂

@Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend 2 ай бұрын

I love apartments honestly, like visiting them I don’t think I could live in one. I just like all the people, you got like 50 neighbors, constant police sirens, passing by in the middle of the night. Just the sounds of the city, not to mention drugs. You can walk out your door and find whatever you want, you can throw a party whenever. I’d be living like a frat guy if I lived in an apartment. I grew up smoking weed at my homies apartment when we were kids, our dealer would pay him in weed just to take his trash out. We would stay out late until cops started doing their nightly rounds and run from them, we’d be smoking blunts waiting on 12 to come do their nightly patrol and we’d run from them all the way to the homies apartment. I live in the boonies, I barely see my neighbors and if I want to do anything you have to drive atleast 15-30 mins. In an apartment I’d legit ride a bike everywhere

@unconditionedcitizen 3 күн бұрын

My unit.. deep slow voice😂

@elisten1153 6 күн бұрын

This is fucking hilarious

@cerberus3426 9 ай бұрын

The mutual opinion and views I share with Tim Dillon are startling😂

@jakepack7888 2 жыл бұрын

2:07 🤣🤣🤣

@nagsterthegangster3548 2 жыл бұрын

Of course Tim would have an activity that reduces the effect of gravity upon his gigantic bod. XD

@evanwhite3914 2 ай бұрын

EvErytHing yOu neEd 😂😂😂

@mattasticmattattack8546 2 жыл бұрын

Your fast

@kristuila 2 жыл бұрын

I need an apartment building attached to a goodwill

@edp3202 6 ай бұрын

U a genius

@JoyfulUniter Жыл бұрын

Tim don't lie to me you can't swim you're too round when you move your arms you just rotate around like a ball.

@edp3202 6 ай бұрын

Buoy buoy

@lukemi3700 Жыл бұрын

What episode is this

@ryangibson3128 2 жыл бұрын

Tim saying faggot in a southern accent was amazing. It was above and beyond perfect.

@arthurobrien3693 2 жыл бұрын

Tim, you should've moved to The Metropolis in Austin, TX

@nickksimm3105 2 жыл бұрын

U don't have to justify URSELF

@brianreddick1474 3 күн бұрын

Tim was way ahead of Joe on this one. The bubble is deflating.

@ArthurMcdonagh-fk7ke 8 күн бұрын

😮

@BramptonHughes Жыл бұрын

We’re all basic Tim. At the end up the day it’s just about eating , sleeping shitting.

@belmont14 Күн бұрын

If Rush Limbaugh and Bill Hicks had a gay son

@TerrillFischer Жыл бұрын

@1:37 Realtors with brain injuries?

@justaguitarplayer2059 3 жыл бұрын

A lot of real estate agents that do apartments make more than agents that sell houses …I think Tim has it wrong on that one …there are a lot of apt locators that make 10-20 thousand a month

@justaguitarplayer2059 2 жыл бұрын

@Tiberius I'mserious well if you make around 10-20 thousand a month , it’s not so bad. What do you do for a living ??

@justaguitarplayer2059 2 жыл бұрын

@Tiberius I'mserious …coming from someone who likely doesn’t have a job and survives off gov checks haha

@SPAMDAGGER22 2 жыл бұрын

@Tiberius I'mserious What's disgusting is all the ass kissing realtors have to do for their wealthier clients seeking luxurious houses. At least apartment dwellers are more down to earth and a much more pleasant clientele to deal with.

@karensams994 Жыл бұрын

Did your realtor friend tell you this? Lmao

@justaguitarplayer2059 Жыл бұрын

@@karensams994 thanks for being snarky though …you’re name is fitting haha