"It says I forgot her birthday again! Put the gun down. Get over here and look at this." lol

We he said “ is that my butt” I spit all over my car trying to hold the laugh in!!😂

I'm usually pretty apprehensive when it comes to watching Christian comedians,but this guy is genuinely funny and it's not offensive.

"You lose Charlie, you get nothing, good day!"

The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is DEAD!!!! ROTFL!!!!!

I'm sweating my bark off out here. I'm gonna sleep like a baby tonight.

“They can take our money, they can eat our food, but they can’t take our FREEDOMMM” 🤣😂

"They can take our money and they can eat our food, but they cannot take our FREEDOM!!!" Gets me every time

"You're not in the Shire anymore Frodo!"

6:55 He should have finished with "I SAID GOOD DAY!"

Cute funny! We all need to laugh a little more! God Bless

I love the brave heart reference lol

"Does this dress make my butt look fat?", "Uhhh". Wrong you thought for a nano second. Perfect answer for this one guys, "What was that honey? I didn't hear you."

The push pull point pow! :D

"Do you know your butt from a hole in the ground? Take all the time you need, son." "Yes, sir. I do know my butt from a hole in the ground. I know it like the back of my hand." Yesterday I watched an episode of CSI: NY, and one of the CSIs describes a criminal with the line, "He's five nuggets short of a happy meal." I don't recall the name of episode, but I think it was the season six finale episode.

It's quiet, deadly, does not leave a mark, they don't remember it's awesome lol

My laziness may be tragic, but it may have saved lives

You are not just funny, but an amazing guitarist. Amazing in every way.

never gets old!

Omgosh this man is hilarious! ! !

Tim Hawkins cleans up well... 🤘

I slept like a baby last night. Oh did you wake up screaming and wet your pants? what happened there? lol

it takes him two hours to watch 60 minutes hahahahahha

I can't breathe. I can't breathe y'all.

Love all the references

This is comedic gold

The tazer joke & note joke were amazing! 🤣

those 62 people didn't know their butt from a hole in the ground and couldn't handle the truth

"I know my butt when I see it."

“You need to stop judging me CT. It’s quiet, doesn’t leave a mark, and they don’t remember it” You called?

Love him

2:24 lol gotta love Tim :P

"put the gun down.. get over here"

my dad says "they don't know their butt from a hole in the ground" literally all the time

we say he couldn't find his butt if his hands were tied behind him

I think u had sone extra caffeine before u did this one Tim....crazy man!😂

I'm reading Grapes of Wrath and in one part, someone actually "he don't his butt from a hole in the ground."😂😂😂 I can't find where it was though...

"FREEDOM!!!!!"

lol he is so funny

😂😂😂 ty😂😂😂

4:20 Hilarious!

The whatever gun! 😂

I miss you my friend. Love you always into Eternity paradise forever

That's funny......Tim was channeling his Jack Nicholson character (Colonel Jessep in " A Few Good Men" 1992)......haaha. 😆🤣🤣

6:43 WILLY WONKA!!!!!

19 people can't handle the truth.

your great

Amen

4:20-4:33 had me dying!!!

awesome funny clever

4:56 I choked on my watermelon chunk.

Two people are digging holes in their backyards.

Lol...

Yes. I did hear that saying, "....butt from a hole in the ground," But I never knew it was a CONN. saying!!!!

2:03 Best joke

you're not in the Shire any more frodo.

We use a taser!!

interesting -- in a very good way

i love the brave heart thing this made my night put the gun down get over here newsflash were justa s scared as u are

Butt from a hole was awesome 😂😂😂😂😂

LOL!

Hahahahaha

This guy is funny

hahahaha

Every one of these jokes is older than this guy's grandparents.

Which is the video where he’s like “do you need a box?” xD

2:04 Skip to the best part

most likely a troll lol :3

Oh my Gosh i just died. Butt from a hole in the ground!

How many children you got ? 5 ? That's kind of sick

i'am dizzy

don't tase me dude

LOL

I know my butt when I see it 😂😂😂😂

lol

I'm a fan of this FANtastic guy! You won't be seeing him on any of the LATE HATE SHOWS though ... too GOD FEARING! RIGHT? And for you isiots out there that try to turn stuff ... RIGHT IS RIGHT!

We in CT use the word ASS.

Turn on subtitles at 6:00 hahahaha

2:37

2:04

Tim Hawkins could bomb and he'd be better than almost any other comic alive. Fantastic material, without the slander and PC bologna.

LOL LOL LOL XD XD XD XD LOL LOL XD XD XD

The comment count was 109 and it bothered me so just wrote this comment to make it 110. 🙃

those last 30 seconds, from YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH, to the end, what movies was he quoting

"I can't sing...." Um... Tim, Christians aren't supposed to lie buddy....

0:40

Is. What. Show. Tim

I like self-rising flour!!! Martha White!

What show is this from??

if you were in love with Jamie what are you doing with Kristi if you were in love with Kristi what are you doing with Lisa AINT NO WONDER YOUR SINGLE AND DIVORCE

lol....:-D:-D:-D

Who can mistake a hole in the ground for their own butt? Who has green hair growing out of their crack?!?

If there's one thing Tim Hawkins doesn't need to worry about, it's becoming famous. "I slept like a log last night. I didn't know logs slept". Followed by goofy face and voice. That's on par with a joke my 5 year old niece would make up.

Drop Netflix for their stand on same sex marriage, their stand against the second amendment finally the movies 🎥 lesbian, out about xxx movies. I watch Purflix straight up Christian family friendly movies.

lol