Tim Pool saying somebody else is unqualified for their job is hilarious

I love how quickly he goes from "theorizing" that diversity was a factor to stating confidently it was a factor without presenting any evidence whatsoever lol

Tim Pool: the problem with the airline companies is that they let black people fly the planes!

So Tim Pool has gone from being a virgin and believing in conspiracy theories to being a virgin and creating conspiracy theories.

Wow. The “diversity hiring problem” is a HUGE leap to take from planes malfunctioning.

Tim: how can I blame this latest scandal on black people

I love how something bad happens and Tim, who is constantly saying he isn’t conservative, has the immediate reaction to blame black people.

Instead of investigating these accidents with engineers and scientists, we need to invite a gaggle of high-school dorp out Conservative conspiracy theorists to find out why the plane broke. Timmy will fix it.

Tim Pool is a real life South Park character. He is a parody.

Tim Pool can't hit a new low, because when you have no dignity and no capacity for critical thought, there is no bottom.

Tim Pool: "The black box only works for 2 hours, if it was a white box it'd be working for a month!"

I wholeheartedly believe that under Tim Pool's beanie is another beanie.

Tim comes up with THIS narrative and he calls Sam bad faith/grifter? Keep running Tim, debate Sam. Afraid of getting eviscerated?

The flight data recorder wasn’t erased. The way flight data recorders work is that they record only two hours of data before they start rewriting over the oldest data. This 2 hour limit was established long ago when recorders were bulky and had limited ability for long recordings. This is not the first incident where the critical data of the flight incident was over written thus making the investigation harder because of the absence of the data. The FAA teams that investigate crashes have recommended that this limit be increased to 24 hours on multiple occasions. The flight data recorders cannot be turned off by the crew of the plane.

so tim pool's expert analysis is black guys fly a plane like this, but white guys fly a plane like THIS

Tim Poole segments are my absolute favorite, the way you guys cover him is hilarious, please never stop

"It's great! I don't have to read." ~ Dim Tool (according to his former employer)

As far as I gather, the “door plug” is a misnomer. It is permanently (supposedly) sealed from the factory. Alaska couldn’t choose to unplug the door without sending the plane back to Boeing. It comes fully configured from the factory. So there is literally nothing the airline or any of its staff could have anything to do with.

We need to stop asking Right-Wingers "How stupid can you get?", because they take it as a challenge.

Back in the 1970s, McDonnell-Douglas had a problem with cargo doors falling off its new DC-10s. They made a "gentlemen's agreement" with the FAA to fix the problem without being forced to do so by an official Airworthiness Directive. Two years later, almost 400 people died when a Turkish Airlines DC-10 crashed in France after its cargo door blew off in flight. Guess who bought out McDonnell-Douglas in the 1990s?

There is no low when you: A. Have no shame and or self awareness B. Have no bottom on the chasm of stupidity you are free falling down

Racism is a helluva drug

There are several documentaries on the downfall of Boeing in recent years, many of their engineers who were whistleblowers were sacked years before any incident, they have been cutting corners for many years now.

Tim Pool is such an utterly ridiculous human being that I have to believe this isn't some kind of elaborate satire. It's just hard to fathom someone could be so clueless about literally EVERYTHING he speaks about and so confident at the same time. It's mind bending. And he has millions of followers. 🙃 its fine this planet is fine no problem

Literally anything at all: *happens* Tim Pool: "IT WAS TEH BLACKS FAULT"

The poor rich people are being forced to fly private jets by wokeness.

The flintlock pistol and katana Tim Pool has on his wall still gets me EVERY TIME

After Tim Pool found just how much money Alex Jones was making he's decided to move more in that direction.

People travel from all over the world…pilots are from all over the world…it’s literally the travel industry…how could you blame this on diversity Lmao

See this is what happens when Muhammed is the 4th most popular name in the west. Right, Tim?

How can anyone take Tim Pool seriously?

Fly woke, doors broke. "Missing" black box audio is the pilot screaming "Why did you hit the diversity button!?!"

I'm just going to say it, I don't think planes should have an 'over-pressurize cabin' button OR a 'detonate non-door' button.

To be fair, a passenger jet with faulty doors and Tim Pool do have a lot in common.

I'm sorry what?? How does he even get there. Why is everything a conspiracy?

I have a rather racist grandfather and I dont think even he could have been so creative as to assume this was due to a 'diversity hire'.

Captain, the woke mind virus has hijacked the plane's navigation system! We're going down!!!

Can Tim prove he wasn't the one that loosened those bolts? I'm not saying he is, but isn't it interesting he hasn't made any kind of statement refuting this?

So Tim pool thinks that the company cares about this individual minority pilot so much that instead of passing all the blame off to that person, they instead implicate their entire fleet of planes as possibly defective? Really, Tim? You think a corpor would ever in a million years go to bat for a pilot like that?

I love how they go from this might be the airline covering it up to....IMMIGRANTS!! this guy just talks out of his ass so much it is frightening that he can just spit out stupidity and be so confident.

Dim Tool is a grifter at heart and a man so intimidated by his baldness he is NEVER seen without his beanie and thats it dude!😎

They say white guys cant jump but Tim Pool is making absolute LEAPS

It is a huge problem in our country that the Supreme Court affirmed that the first priority of a corporation is to make profits for its shareholders, so worker safety, environmental safety and consumer safety are of lesser importance. That idea is a green light to cutting corners to make more profit.

They are all running with this, see Matt Walsh. I'm sure the pilot has no ability to erase the black box.

This wouldn't have happened if it had been a hetero, male, CIS gender WHITE box. True story. Just ask Tim.

Oh no, we accidentally pressed the button to... loosten the... bolts?

Anything bad: happens Tim Pool: how do I blame black people? Also, “just over a million” is not charter flight money. You need at least 8 digits. My uncle, who was very well paid working for a pipeline company, was once aghast when his boss admitted he was upset he couldn’t afford a helicopter like the CEO (his boss) could. My uncle would never fly charter unless it was on the company’s dime. Similarly, my brother’s marching band requested to be flown out for a big football game. Wealthy school. The football program agreed. They hired a charter plane. That short flight cost more than all the rest of their away games combined. Even worse to Tim Pool’s point, private flights are way less safe than commercial flights

Tim Pool is a talking cabbage. He should go research the history of Boeing. He can go back to as recent as 2019 when 2 of their planes crashed.

His explanation is fun, given that the pilots have no way to open the doors from the cockpit. He's inches away from starting talking about chemtrails.

I think Poole's case is even dumber than it sounds. There's no way Boeing would accept ANY blame if these problems were the fault of pilots who are employed by the *airlines*. The suggestion is utterly bereft of any coherent thought.

Two men are skipping stones on a lake. One of them finds the smoothest, most polished stone on the face of the earth, the other produces Tim Pool's brain from his pocket - whose object skips more and travels farther across the lake?

If it's not going to be blamed on DEI it'll be blamed on unions, or Chinese made parts, or something along those lines. Otherwise, the conclusion might be that lowering regulations and relaxing rules about consolidating corporations could result in higher prices and inferior - even recklessly unsafe - service.

Even if a company is using diversity hiring, they are STILL hiring qualified individuals.

These people think Diversity hire is similar to Affirmative action. They're assuming they picked people based on how they look, not if they're qualified.

I must be honest. I actually didn't expect Tim to pivot to racism here. I guess I'll never learn, lol

Timmy doesn't know that commercial pilot training is a long, boring process and no one is allowed to fly commercial jets without either very senior suprvision or a huge amount of experience.

Tim thinks a pilot can erase the Black Box data? What a dorky stooge.

The problem with sinking to new lows is that there's no floor. It's more of a bottomless pit...😮😶

Feel like there’s subtle bigotry in blaming “diversity hires”. It’s the gives off the same vibe as people who comment “the usual suspects” under videos of stores being looted.

Man the 737-MAXes are proving to be a death plane tbh.

Tim Pool just throws the same talking points at whatever he’s talking about. It just happens to be planes on this occasion.

I remember reading that 2024 was going to be the last year anyone could run on "woke" as their entire political ideology. okay time... prove me wrong.

"Plane had an accident. Must have been a Black guy's fault." Jesus, Tim.

Tim being muted was the best clip of his show I've ever seen.

I love how Tim Pool doesn’t realize that all kinds of people all over the world. It’s a diverse pool.

Hes never going lower, because hes only capable of making lateral moves along rock bottom by this point

How does anyone come to the conclusion that they won't sound stupid if they say "diversity pilots pushed the 'eject fake door button'"?

Tim will "find" a transcript of the cockpit recording in time for his next show: Pilot: "Yo, fam! Do you be pressurizing the cabizzin?" Co-Pilot: "Soon as I finish getting my hair did, G."

Who’s this Tim Pool guy? I know Dim Fool

Another great bit by the legendary comedian Tim Pool.

You can't take seriously a man that wears kids cloths

Tim Pool probably heard the phrase "trans continental flight" at some point and assumed the pilot must've been trans. Or maybe he heard someone demanded "quality control," and assumed they said "equality control."

I love how people tell on themselvesselves when they criticise DEI.

There's a pilot shortage. I doubt there are what Tim thinks as "diversity hires" among pilots

Tim Pool with his finger on the pulse of Real America to report on the rising costs of private jets.

Tim Pool is the reason I smile when I hear 3million people tried entering the southern border.

Hit the like button. An objective look at Tim Pool's idiocy needs to be heard by as many people as possible.

Tim Pool is the new Prosperity Gospel.

I bet that, Timmy pool thinks that the Denzel movie "Flight" is a documentary.

As a quarter Asian, I find his identity politics appalling

The simple fact of the matter is that Boeing has been cutting corners for, literally, decades. I've been watching KZfaq uploads of an old sketch comedy show called "Almost Live." It was a local show that Seattle's NBC affiliate aired before SNL for some 20 years, from the 80's up to the turn of the century. They were mocking Boeing's incompetence that entire time, characterizing the workers as being lazy, the management as being completely inept, and the planes as being poorly built and barely suitable to taxi around an airport. The problems that have arisen with both the original 737's **and** the MAX line are the prime examples of the material the show was drawing from. This is nothing new whatsoever for the company. As for Beanie Boy's complaints about the cost of flying private jets: OH MY GOD, YOU MEAN THE LAW OF SUPPLY AND DEMAND ACTUALLY HAS **CONSEQUENCES?!** Demand has gone up, supply has not been able to match it, therefore the price has gone up! That's the free market, baby! I thought that was supposed to be a GOOD thing! Once again, we have a "conservative" complaining about the results of capitalism. I'm a capitalist, I'm not here to say that's a bad thing. But it's always amusing when these idiots preach laissez-faire until it hits THEM.

Every problem, ONE answer.

Job incompetence didn’t exist before 2020

I can't wait to eventually see Pim Tool in a suit, with his beanie off, running for office somewhere.

Does Tim not realize that legacy hires are probably a greater risk than diversity hires? Someone who gets into any field based on being the best in their demographic is probably going to be a more talented and motivated than the someone that's costing through life on their parent's coattails.

Let me get this straight: Timmy thinks these pilots are so incompetent they are randomly mashing buttons without knowing how the plane works, but ALSO they are able to access and tamper with the contents of the planes black box in a way that isn't detectable? You know, the black box. The device designed to survive an aircraft wreck with its data still intact. This is somehow a more plausible explanation than a malfunction. Right.

Taking a walk through the mind of Tim Pool. Don't wear your good shoes.

I am not familiar with DEI policy, but as an engineer who works in this field, I can say for sure that Tim Pool is talking out of his ass.

Dim Pool actually believes that the pilot has access to the black box voice recorder is insane. Plus to also believe that the pilot has the ability to erase the recording is proof that he regards his audience to be as incredibly stupid as himself. WoW!!

Ngl, I have heard so much shit from right wing grifters before but I still did not expect that to be the twist spin pool was gonna be. It is impressive how racist you have to be to make that leap.

I resent Majority Report for even making me aware of Tim Pool’s existence.

You guys going to run out of variations on the title "yet another idiotic Tim Pool take" He has way more idiocy in reserve than you have vocabulary. You can't win.

Them DEI hires, pressing the eject loose doors buttons again. Oh boy.

With every story Tim is playing "Find the Woke". Starting out I was wondering where he could possibly do so here but he delivered. What a champ. Chump.

"Why the box gotta be black?" - Beanie Boy

I mean does this dude google anything before he talks about it? This is what I sounded like when I was 18 and wanted to sound smart in front of dumb ass friends

I did not see that coming. The reality is that the black box was not erased. It records on a two hour loop and nobody remembered to turn it off after it landed and it recorded over itself. Now, this is a monumentally stupid design, but there’s no malfeasance.

Being an employee at Boeing, if Tim Pool thinks its diversity in pilots that’s the problem, just wait until he sees how many Asians we have actually building the airplanes.. he’s gonna say every Boeing plane is faulty because of forced diversity on the manufacturing side 🤦🏻‍♂️

A company cutting corners on safety to save money is just good capitalism. You'd think someone like Tim Pool who supports capitalism would be all for it.

Seriously, what's going on under Tim's hat? Toque stank when it comes off, for sure.