Tim's Crazy Golf Balls (HD reshoot)

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8 жыл бұрын

For a man who doesn't play golf, Tim certainly has a lot of golf balls. However none of then are what you might call 'normal'...

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@IkswodnawelBocaj 8 жыл бұрын

Tim is everyone's favorite online grandfather.

@danforbes3573 8 жыл бұрын

I said something like to that in one of his earliar vids.

@wildwoodwanderer6980 8 жыл бұрын

+Dan Whitmore didnt realize it was a competition >;00!!!!

@maldoran9150 8 жыл бұрын

With vibrators and squirters. Just like my PopPop.

@supra107 8 жыл бұрын

i don't think you're even trying m8.

@Falcrist 8 жыл бұрын

hickok45

@AliciaBurrito 8 жыл бұрын

Tim can make me interested in literally anything.

@zsolttildy5742 8 жыл бұрын

he needs to make a video on bring straight so maybe you'll stop being so gay

@zsolttildy5742 8 жыл бұрын

+zsolt tildy being

@AliciaBurrito 8 жыл бұрын

zsolt tildy Haha, that took an unexpected turn.

@zsolttildy5742 8 жыл бұрын

+Michael Dixon not really smooth, I made a similar joke to it, unlucky :(

@zsolttildy5742 8 жыл бұрын

+Blaziken584 lol just jokes :)

@caffenefree 7 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine he's just sitting in that room talking about his toys 24/7 and the camera guy pops in from time to time to film it.

@FirstLast-uz6eq 3 жыл бұрын

he is

@felixbo 3 жыл бұрын

Made me laugh out loud :D

@humidharold7923 2 жыл бұрын

I now picture him with endless bags of toys under the table, each with their own theme, and after each group of toys he pulls out another bag and talks about the toys inside, regardless of whether there is a camera man there or not. And before he pulls out the new bag he puts the toys back in the bag, says "see you later old friends!", and tosses it in the air where it vanishes in a small puff of smoke and the toys return to his home collection. He will not return to his home collection for thousands of years, however, as there are trillions of bags, only when Tim looks underneath the table and sees that it is empty will he say "Oh dear, it appears they're all gone." he will then stand up from his chair, walk out of the room, and take a cab home.

@Zangamarth Жыл бұрын

@@humidharold7923 Fanciful though it is, if the Wikipedia article is to be believed, you're pretty close to the truth. He has hundreds, maybe thousands, of suitcases and trunks full of toys all labeled by year and contents, and he started making these videos because he considered the toys "dead" if he didn't take the chance to show them to others and make them smile.

@The_Legend47 Жыл бұрын

@@Zangamarthand I'm so glad I found him when I did, b/c I LOVE how wholesome he is

@ronaldli5 7 жыл бұрын

2:56 "Quite a vibrator too, that's probably a good way of getting rid of some painful.. points on your... on your.. on your arm." I'm sure Tim, I'm sure.

@CC-tp9zg 5 жыл бұрын

Really sure

@Jayloenneker 4 жыл бұрын

Ah u must be a child clap clap

@skibur848 4 жыл бұрын

hes to wholesome to do that

@StanSmith69 4 жыл бұрын

Okay I get it, youre a child.

@thenumbertaker4331 3 жыл бұрын

DogeNetwork it’s a toy channel xD

@jwdubz7 8 жыл бұрын

I like that you kept the hat on for the entire video while you were telling us about your balls.

@Saitama221 8 жыл бұрын

His balls are lovely.

@getv369 8 жыл бұрын

A fantastic comment! Truly meritorious!

@WoWdropzone 8 жыл бұрын

Well, he *is* eccentric. :)

@chrissargeant2254 7 жыл бұрын

+AussieArcade i AGREE,

@bennybenben3173 7 жыл бұрын

Jay Dubs

@evilsock420 8 жыл бұрын

How does this guy not have 10 million subs? Or his own TV show. I could watch this all day

@houstonnewton9199 8 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@ulengrau6357 7 жыл бұрын

Maybe in the 90s he would have, right before or after Mr. Bean. Or maybe after Bob Ross and his "happy trees."

@htf5555 7 жыл бұрын

He was on TV before. I can't remember the name of the show.

@MrArcticShadow 7 жыл бұрын

lol or happy clouds :)

@berndvankooten6900 7 жыл бұрын

htf5555 teletubbies

@Ybw200owns 8 жыл бұрын

i like the part where tim wears the hat the whole time

@coled294 8 жыл бұрын

yeah no that one part thats the whole video

@captainmurica5376 8 жыл бұрын

+Cole D The joke Your head

@lukeschelter5565 7 жыл бұрын

smith jon when is that

@OliverObz 7 жыл бұрын

9:11

@123coolmik 3 жыл бұрын

Water from the nile

@SamiSatanas 7 жыл бұрын

May the (almost definitely) rejected title of 'Tim plays with his balls' rest in peace.

@hsrfest 5 жыл бұрын

"Nice balls tim!"

@lordtachanka903 5 жыл бұрын

Samantha’s World I love you

@chris9650 4 жыл бұрын

Or ‘Tim shoes his balls’

@antonliakhovitch8306 Жыл бұрын

"This one's actually quite a nice vibrator, if you've got some pain points on your, uh, your arm!"

@NatetheNerdy 7 жыл бұрын

Tim is too pure. He thinks the smoking golf ball should be used to tell how your form is and what you can improve, when I think everyone else would think to claim you hit the ball so hard it's smoking.

@LordOfAllVikings 5 жыл бұрын

I know right? Tim is a treasure!!!

@stargirl.crochet 4 жыл бұрын

I think they're also for gender reveals since he said red and blue smoke

@salvulcano802 4 жыл бұрын

@@stargirl.crochet 🙄

@Floedekage 3 жыл бұрын

@@stargirl.crochet yes. My thought too! Now a day people just set fire to the forest instead... 😓

@iambiggus 7 жыл бұрын

Pirate golf balls are really just made for distance hitting. Usually a solid core and advanced dimple design with a smaller diameter than regulation balls. Characterized by slightly better driving distance but less feel on the putting greens. I hit a few several years ago and felt like I was teeing up steel ball bearings. They are also illegal to use in competition for the obvious reasons.

@FUBBA 7 жыл бұрын

you gotta love and admire tim for collecting half a century. Tim's got it all!

@Mike-hw5jp 5 жыл бұрын

I went camping with a friend when we were young and our site was next to a golf course. We snuck over the fence and distributed a whole bag of marshmallows around the green and the surrounding fairway. We watched for hours as guys walked around FUMING with rage because they couldn't find their ball !

@hughbalas2018 3 жыл бұрын

I got to try this

@AdmiralTom 8 жыл бұрын

Pirate golf balls are too small and too heavy to be legal. They, on average, travel 20-25 yards farther than standard golf balls.

@AdmiralTom 8 жыл бұрын

I googled it. I'm not actually knowledgeable about golf so don't question me. I won't be able to answer.

@nickpark7428 7 жыл бұрын

Tom Nicholls get this up!!

@nickpark7428 7 жыл бұрын

Tom Nicholls +

@pws3rd170 6 жыл бұрын

david bryan 7:37

@ryanv1279 3 жыл бұрын

I think they actually have slightly triangular dimples that provide less wind resistance from every source I could find

@Tsinij 7 жыл бұрын

I just get stoned and watch playlists of Tim. It's pretty zen man.

@maxpower8105 6 жыл бұрын

*nod*

@rossfromfriends8468 6 жыл бұрын

I want him to review fun bongs and pipes lol

@hannahseveryn601 5 жыл бұрын

I was scrolling through the comments pretty fast and I stopped to read a comment above yours and saw your thumbnail out of the corner of my eye and thought I had an actual real fly on my screen until I realized it was your thumbnail. Nice man.

@pandrei2 4 жыл бұрын

not pretty, very

@Dranex11 4 жыл бұрын

i remember my first joint

@Sneazle2 8 жыл бұрын

I don't know what Tim said at 7:30 but it was my favorite part.

@NIICKHimself 3 жыл бұрын

4 years later, you arent the only one!

@anonymouse9922 3 жыл бұрын

@@NIICKHimself “fluthreo”

@mylesprobus1253 4 жыл бұрын

I need to know the story of this man’s life.

@photonman54 8 жыл бұрын

Will it float in water from the Nile?

@Gobzilla2010 8 жыл бұрын

It never ends does it?

@compfox 6 жыл бұрын

It keeps streaming on like: water from the Nile !

@Panzercommander121 6 жыл бұрын

In a previous video, the one about vases, he had a vase that every minute or so he could pour water out of, the magic being the water came from the Nile mysteriously into the vase.

@lazarofraser9136 3 жыл бұрын

Hahah ..classic

@Trund27 3 жыл бұрын

2:27 “There’s quite a few nonsense things out there, WHICH I LOVE”. Yessssss`

@gypsyemperor7535 8 жыл бұрын

lol, quite a vibrator... not even a hint of innuendo from Tim.

@rareblues78daddy 8 жыл бұрын

Especially when he says "over-exert yourself" and it sounds like "over-sex yourself"!

@ryedj707 8 жыл бұрын

Dude... even without the misheard comment "over-exert yourself" is still realllyyy woww.

@kameronpeterson3601 8 жыл бұрын

over stretch?

@rareblues78daddy 8 жыл бұрын

Kameron Peterson Listening to it again after I typed that, I'm not quite sure what he said TBH....

@unclebuddy1040 7 жыл бұрын

Tom New He's trying to keep his videos family friendly and I wouldn't be surprised if after this video, that he had himself a good chuckle at that innuendo joke

@ch48_ 8 жыл бұрын

Jeez, Tim sure has the balls to HD reshoot all those vids.

@memethanYT 8 жыл бұрын

Too corny.

@ch48_ 8 жыл бұрын

Three Nathan.

@ianmooresguard1721 8 жыл бұрын

+fat SIMPSONS WAVE

@MattandSadieBug 2 жыл бұрын

I could listen to him all day. His voice to me, is on the same level as David Attenborough's.

@bilal00276 8 жыл бұрын

4:00, You know where that water came from right?

@bilal00276 8 жыл бұрын

+JBantha Algrank The Nile....

@maxherman8383 8 жыл бұрын

+Bilal Patel Water from the Nile...

@SnickersTS 8 жыл бұрын

water from the nile

@bio0link 8 жыл бұрын

Nile water.

@alexandraxyzoo7 8 жыл бұрын

From the nile? Yeah I think it's nile water.

@Chefsloveshack08 7 жыл бұрын

Quite a swell gentleman, honestly I put the video on just to see the collection. However after about 3 minutes of hearing him I just kept the video running just to hear him speak, very well mannered and fun chap. Instant subscribe

@Zombiellectuals 8 жыл бұрын

I love the reshoots, Its kinda like seeing Tim go - I'd rather like to play with those toys again.

@Zombiellectuals 8 жыл бұрын

if you guys plan to do this again, you should get some spares of those golf balls (because a bunch of them are still totally in joke shops) that turn to smoke and powder and get some good footage of whacking them! Time could even have a guest golfer on to do it for him if he chooses lol

@15-Peter-20 3 жыл бұрын

@@Zombiellectuals you're beautiful

@go_away_jack5212 4 жыл бұрын

Tim is the greatest man to ever live. He makes me want to own a toy shop when I am an old man. Thanks Tim.

@TheEphemeris 8 жыл бұрын

I just spent 13 min watching some guy with his balls...I enjoyed this more then I was expecting! Tim, you have a new subscriber!

@ZoofyZoof 8 жыл бұрын

"his balls"

@-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.- 8 жыл бұрын

Welcome aboard! Try not to lose too much sleep.

@megamegaO 8 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you can experience these great events...heh!

@slendy9600 8 жыл бұрын

welcome to the channel! enjoy the "heh"s

@rakkerdehond489 8 жыл бұрын

What about the 48 seconds?

@wombatcom 8 жыл бұрын

4:09 KZfaq poopers are going to love this...

@wombatcom 8 жыл бұрын

4:00*

@Hunter23UK 8 жыл бұрын

ᕙ(ಠ ͜ʖಠ)ᕗ

@megamegaO 8 жыл бұрын

They're editing as we speak...

@hanji5700 8 жыл бұрын

+Hunter 23 (ง︡’-‘︠)ง

@junojoe7585 7 жыл бұрын

I'm pooping and watchin..lol

@czikkanhardt4750 6 жыл бұрын

4:00 Hahahaha. I love how he always plays up the the surprise.

@rustroomofdoom 8 жыл бұрын

Thank you for just existing Tim. I was having a really hard day since today was my first day back to school, and you always make my day better. Thank you Tim, thank you everyone at Grand illusions, and thank you all of Tim's crazy, eccentric bizarre collections and toy collections.

@sempernarc 5 жыл бұрын

Seriously tho I cant stop watching your videos. I never knew my grandfathers but I know you're way better than either of them could've possibly been.

@justiceforsethrichwwg1wga160 6 жыл бұрын

This old man is awesome. He calms my anxiety 🙏🏻

@fallhalla9179 7 жыл бұрын

before: oh boy boring old man showing off his toys after: more, more now.

@jangrebe3148 8 жыл бұрын

Blink twice if you are in trouble Tim

@boopitydoopity 8 жыл бұрын

#savetimfromgrandillusions

@slendy9600 8 жыл бұрын

tims in trouble?! fuck harambe #DicksOut4Tim

@zr0w3n-16 8 жыл бұрын

Say 'heh' if your in trouble Tim, we can call the SEALs

@cyberwirehacking5143 7 жыл бұрын

You're*

@robloxrules44 7 жыл бұрын

Anonymous . Nuhp he said you are, doesn't need to say you're and he didn't say your THEREFORE naughty grammar nazi, shoo. Shoo!

@rinkyronk289 6 жыл бұрын

7:33 secret hand revealed

@harrytodhunter5078 7 жыл бұрын

He kept the hat on. HE KEPT THE HAT ON!!

@davidhaney1394 7 жыл бұрын

Tim, what a breath of fresh air you are , i`ve sat and watched all manner of things on here , mostly garbage with people being mean to each other , there should be more people like Tim on here , dont be mean , be like Tim.

@The_Legend47 Жыл бұрын

AMEN 2 THAT!

@dr.kujojotaro6066 6 жыл бұрын

I can literally watch this channel all day it’s entertaining to the people that want to learn but boring to people that don’t really enjoy learning

@optimisticwhovian1726 5 жыл бұрын

don't worry tim you've already won a gold medal from our hearts.

@ColeFeagler 8 жыл бұрын

He's the Bob Ross of golf balls... I wasn't that interested but literally couldn't stop watching :D

@badapple65 4 жыл бұрын

That Anti-Slice Golf Tee Would actually work!!! Beautiful idea especially if your golf partners do not realize that you are using it. You’d hit the ball straight down the fairway every time.

@Willy_the_gunslingin_studentOD 3 жыл бұрын

I think the pirate golf ball is designed to hit straight. they have some out there that use both weight a higher density of dimples in the middle ring to straighten its rotation and stabilize straight in the air. Never used one but both my interest and game want to try it out

@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld 8 жыл бұрын

I don't really watch the Olympics, but if Tim was in them, I would.

@TasTheWatcher 8 жыл бұрын

If a ball has more mass, it'll also have more inertia, meaning it won't be as affected by air resistance. That's the simplest explanation I can think of. Another explanation is that un-even mass distribution makes the ball rotate when it flies through the air after being hit, similar to how a bullet (from a rifled gun barrel) or a rugby ball rotates, but more of an over/under rotation than a clockwise/anticlockwise one.

@Ybw200owns 8 жыл бұрын

if a ball was spinning off center that would create more "disc area", more resistance. like a propeller spinning slower than a craft's airspeed will create more drag than a not spinning propeller, or like how an autogyro creates lift with a spinning blade

@harveyabel1354 7 жыл бұрын

Science!

@ancilodon 8 жыл бұрын

Olympics or no, Tim, you're still a Champion!

@benhale5542 6 жыл бұрын

I became disinterested in the golf balls after the first few, but his voice is just so amazing. I couldn’t skip it!

@threeleggedcatdogwithtwosa6469 6 жыл бұрын

We love watching you share your collection! Thank you so much!

@-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.- 8 жыл бұрын

I appreciate the video being longer than a few minutes.

@IAmNoeyes 3 жыл бұрын

"Here Buddy, try this Anti-static golf ball Rag, works great!"

@drowningin 3 жыл бұрын

Every video "been collecting these for 40 years" bro, you collect everything

@grandplans 5 жыл бұрын

I would love to get some of these for my golfing friends. Anyone ever play a practical joke on a serious hard core golfer? Not a pretty sight. Funny but you had better have your running shoes on. And they say golf is such a relaxing sport. LOL!

@GreenCorgiQueen 8 жыл бұрын

The Pirate Golf ball is a non conforming ball. I believe they travel 20-25 yards longer off the tee. I think they are too heavy and too small to meet golf balls standards. I could be completely wrong but I just looked into it for a little bit I hope this helps!

@Pezeshful 7 жыл бұрын

Tim's videos remind me of the sweet and short mini shows that previewed in between longer kids shows on tv back in the 2000's.

@bostonrailfan2427 2 жыл бұрын

How!

@miketurany2082 7 жыл бұрын

this guys accent and mannerisms are entertaining, a real hoot

@clairemf2724 4 жыл бұрын

Why is this guy so damn likable!?

@BigBoyMemer 3 жыл бұрын

i would have laughed at myself if i heard i was watching an old guy show off his golf ball collection but here i am at the end of the video prepared to watch more

@williamtufts3600 7 жыл бұрын

I wonder what his house looks like.

@doggybag2355 7 жыл бұрын

Tim is an absolute delight.

@buddahbabii 6 жыл бұрын

This dude is a youtube legend he'll stay with us on this earth forever

@jeweleratlarge 3 жыл бұрын

I love the golf cross balls...I bought a dozen last year.

@jasoncaldwell0613 5 жыл бұрын

I have been watching your videos all day...lol

@Opiumoid 7 жыл бұрын

"A little goof squirter that squirts you in the face" Oh Tim 😂

@virtualRod 7 жыл бұрын

what a refreshing, humorous & entertaining clip! I wasn't searching for novelty golf balls but what a cheerful change from immature remarks & insulting content normally found on youtube these days, Thank you so much! I've subscribed in hopes of watching more positive material rather than demeaning & belittling videos. :)

@valkstorm981 5 жыл бұрын

Why is your voice so peaceful you make all of your videos interesting

@missmarvelousmeagan 7 жыл бұрын

this gentleman is just wonderful! I enjoy him immensely!!

@waffleless 8 жыл бұрын

Some of these look like gadgets a golf-themed supervillian would use.

@allison_grey 8 жыл бұрын

Lots of cool things you got today, Tim :D

@jime386 8 жыл бұрын

ty 4 yer random stuff. If weren't for this, I would think my life was rather random as well. Good onya

@kjfromtheuk4989 8 жыл бұрын

Such a legend ! Makes me proud to be British this man does!

@Clone42 8 жыл бұрын

Yes, quite a vibration too. That's probably a good way of... ... of getting rid of some painful... *sigh* ... points in your... on your arm... if you... overstretch yourself. So, a vibrating golf ball. That's a nice idea, that.

@ivegotheblues 3 жыл бұрын

I like how he has collection of everything.

@kauekairony990 7 жыл бұрын

someone knows the name of the music at the start?

@SethMcFartlane 8 жыл бұрын

"I'm afraid it's a golf squirter."

@ericpreston5826 3 жыл бұрын

2:58 yea that's exactly what that term is used for. Sorry for the dirty comment, had to.. Love your videos Sir !

@JoRoWi83 8 жыл бұрын

Thumbnail makes me think of "Tin Cup" good stuff Tim

@jacobmortimore 7 жыл бұрын

the Internet doesnt deserve this man

@johnanderson6477 6 жыл бұрын

Who doesn't like this guy? He's awesome!

@KonradNint3ndo69 6 жыл бұрын

I was binge watching Tim and Eric, and this came up, took me around 7 minutes to realize this wasn't a Tim and Eric sketch.

@bostonrailfan2427 2 жыл бұрын

no, it’s actually funny

@wetwilIy 3 жыл бұрын

This mans wore the Head Freezer the whole dang episode. Legendary.

@colmjmcgivern 8 жыл бұрын

+Grand Illusions Where does tim keep all his toys, and have you seen his whole collection?

@thelukester999 7 жыл бұрын

watching tim's videos make me so happy

@AND-od5jt 2 жыл бұрын

2:45 Just imagine that screaming ball flying over the fairway... :D

@corner5837 6 жыл бұрын

thank you tim for all of these videos, i'll turn on my speaker, and as an insomniac, it helps me fall asleep

@Ty_rone 5 жыл бұрын

Very splendid video!

@daSKAn 8 жыл бұрын

Has Tim per chance done any audio books? I could listen him for hours. :)

@that1aussie830 5 жыл бұрын

Love yoir videos Tim. Keep it up 👍👍👍

@reeceburns5935 8 жыл бұрын

Tim your videos are Amazing. Keep up the good work

@CoraIsQueer 3 жыл бұрын

I’m glad it’s not just me that collects golf balls!

@donaloflynn 4 жыл бұрын

I love Tim's definition of sensible!

@xanderr646 7 жыл бұрын

I can't find the telescope one anywhere, please help

@etillema 7 жыл бұрын

Tim between your wonderful voice and fantastic attitude I had to subscribe. Well Done.

@kiefac 7 жыл бұрын

Tim always ballin

@321blastoff6 5 жыл бұрын

I wonder if you can use these is tournaments

@SpikeShroom 8 жыл бұрын

Say "heh" if you got kidnapped, Tim.

@loganpalshook 4 жыл бұрын

7:34.....Tim...your mind may have wandered. Cheers buddy!

@nathanskysharperyt5233 3 жыл бұрын

He is that one person when as a kid you ask to play with a toy and he gives you an hour long story about it

@danielhall1226 6 жыл бұрын

Looked away then looked back like " Is that a bag of weed?"😂😂😂

@Red_Schuhart Жыл бұрын

"I dont play golf but i enjoy golf nonsenses"

@godydygizitdot3036 4 жыл бұрын

I'd love to visit this man's house!

@EezeeEmporium 8 жыл бұрын

The exploding balls are hilarious.

@MikeSpille 7 жыл бұрын

Brilliant! Thank you for sharing.