Tim Vine - 1996 - Saturday Live

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12 жыл бұрын

Tim Vine delivering some early stand-up on Saturday Live from 1996, introduced by Tony Hawks. Genius!

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@ChainsawGutsFuck 12 жыл бұрын

He looks like a young Tim Vine.

@lolinnitfam9045 3 жыл бұрын

No rlly

@rojavida 3 жыл бұрын

Well he is, after all, Tim Vine and it was recorded when he was relatively young.

@Oswadomob 3 жыл бұрын

@Wells Terrell fuck off

@maryspain5432 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

@maryspain5432 3 жыл бұрын

@@Oswadomob Joe. Fuck off.

@howler6490 Жыл бұрын

26 years later and he's still using some of his gags...quality!

@leemurphy5978 Жыл бұрын

The chemist lotion one I just watched a Lorraine interview on youtube and he said his brother wrote that for his new DVD 😂

@nunyanunya4147 11 ай бұрын

26 years later and he's still using some ov his hair!

@iamlono1001 3 жыл бұрын

I went to B&Q and said "I'd like to buy a gazebo" the bloke said "are you going to put it up yourself?" I said "no I'm gonna put it up in my garden"

@Apostate_ofmind 6 жыл бұрын

This is the most 90's thing i have seen in a while

@itskdog 3 ай бұрын

Tim's jokes have only evolved. The spirit is the same.

@SammyWatsit 4 жыл бұрын

The ' wheeeeeeey' after every joke makes me proud to be British 😂

@wertrocks123 4 жыл бұрын

Too many "woo"s from Americanised plebs nowadays. Make sure to "wheeeey" at the next opportunity and be proud of where you're from

@padgecrack4018 3 жыл бұрын

The football like chanter needs a kicking!

@honordefon610 3 жыл бұрын

Are they geordies.. Weyheyman

@Aquascape_Dreaming 3 жыл бұрын

It was irritating and moronic.

@honordefon610 3 жыл бұрын

@@Aquascape_Dreaming Wooooh arrrrre yooou talking about..

@FuckFeminists 9 жыл бұрын

Hes brilliant. Even when he says a rubbish joke, it just shows what a class act he is to dare to do it in the spirit of laughter. Someone compared him to Tommy Cooper on here, and while he might not be quite that, the comparrson is more or less spot on. So nice that we have someone who still dares to do the classic clean stuff

@mezykin 6 жыл бұрын

tim vine could make tens of thousands laugh just by saying "oh" and then pulling out the letter O from a bag

@AuntieWelly 5 жыл бұрын

Half his jokes are Tommy Cooper's

@stevee6305 5 жыл бұрын

well said, to be fun and try to get people laugh is a wonderful attribute to have. Much prefer people like that rather than joyless fuckers who have drink problems that just say 'wow' to any comment with derision.

@unclejunglist 4 жыл бұрын

Hes not as good as tommy but I noticed his jokes were ripped off tommy.

@synthonaplinth5980 4 жыл бұрын

With his hair, he could do with a hat.

@MJPamuru20 10 жыл бұрын

I love this guy...Very few people can do a whole show of just punchlines!

@Channel-os4uk 2 жыл бұрын

What happened to the bloke there that took a fridge round Ireland? Don't see him these days..

@X_marksthespot Жыл бұрын

he does comedic songs as well

@WibblyPigNZ 11 жыл бұрын

My comedy tastes are broad, but I really enjoy Tim because it is what it is, confidently and delightfully so, and is able to be enjoyed and shared so fully. Nothing crude, nothing so specifically regional it's not able to be understood. I'm an unlikely convert to one-liners and bad puns. Fantastic!

@trugamer2488 6 жыл бұрын

WibblyPigNZ I feel the same about Milton Jones.. clean immature gags that work every time. Kind of reminds me of my childhood in some ways lol

@nickwatts8493 2 жыл бұрын

Always had a liking for Tim since I saw him on Whittle in 1998 I believe. I love the silliness of the humour, no agenda or anything political, just Pure Fun!

@lediabolique5822 5 жыл бұрын

Just saw him live recently - brilliant then, still brilliant now.

@simonmoore2380 10 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing him live about 1994, and he did pretty much the same routine, give or take 2 or 3 jokes. But its all down to the timing, and in that respect like Tommy Cooper, he's superb.

@moodini99 8 жыл бұрын

+Simon Moore You must have a good memory

@YouTubeIsAssHo 4 жыл бұрын

I used to like Tim Vine - not seen him for 20-odd years, completely forgot about him! Time to search KZfaq ...

@manumental86 11 жыл бұрын

One of my favourite comedians ever! Tim Vine rules :-)

@FuckFeminists 9 жыл бұрын

Its great. The confidence it takes to do these, and the mind it must take to come up with even half of them. But theres another Really good set by Tim on the sidebar Live at the Apollo

@frankcarrodus7543 4 жыл бұрын

I love Tim Vine. Metaphorically speaking.

@boggybogallow 7 жыл бұрын

My friend drowned in a container of muesli. He was overcome by a strong currant.

@canadianroot 6 жыл бұрын

I feel your pain. My buddy died raisin hell.

@julianmorgan7834 6 жыл бұрын

That's an old joke it's not current anymore

@canadianroot 6 жыл бұрын

Julian Morgan I know. Drives me nuts.

@ajivins1 6 жыл бұрын

My friend used to sniff curry powder but he fell into a Korma!

@izzylandyt 4 жыл бұрын

Julian Morgan *it’s not currant anymore 😜

@kdlofty 8 жыл бұрын

He's still using the majority of these today.

@pommy767 8 жыл бұрын

still good though

@troyfallaize8839 6 жыл бұрын

kdlofty most comedians do the same mate

@maxbailey4971 6 жыл бұрын

They're his jokes so duh

@ScottZ370 6 жыл бұрын

The internet killed comedians like this, shame really

@MitsuoRLCoach 4 жыл бұрын

and theyre still great

@MrDavey2010 3 жыл бұрын

He is very funny. Even the dud jokes didn’t matter because he skipped over them and went for ones that did work. Very clever act.

@philh5292 3 жыл бұрын

Only just found this old clip of Tim Vine but he's as great as usual. 😂 Tim Vine and Milton Jones are my favourite comedians as they're both so wonderfully and innocently funny without resorting to the same kind of cheap humour that so many other comedians rely on (foul language and / or cheap, easy and hackneyed insults aimed at the same politicians, royals, celebrities, etc).

@petercroft2804 3 жыл бұрын

The first reason that Tim Vine is so good must start with an excellent grasp of the English language, his ability to link two meanings from one word or a phrase in a funny way. Secondly his timing is " second" to none, and last but not least his facial expressions, all In all a National treasure.

@onewithsource9742 3 жыл бұрын

You'd also love Stewart Francis - a one liner spectacle

@philh5292 3 жыл бұрын

@@onewithsource9742 Thanks. 🙂 Yeah, I do really like Stewart Francis as well. And Gary Delaney to a lesser extent. Those two do a bit more swearing, sex jokes, and personal / political humour than Tim Vine and Milton Jones, so I prefer Tim and Milton above all others. But, yeah, Stewart Francis is hilarious as well and is probably my next favourite.

@welshdragon2008 6 жыл бұрын

ok. Still doing the same jokes in 2018. That is amazing!

@rosspearson5090 12 жыл бұрын

i like the one which starts with "so"

@Joewalshe38 2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant. An inspiration to all comediens

@garrysutters1835 6 жыл бұрын

Really thought his promotion joke about going into a tree was about opening up a new branch.

@Achilles94627 4 жыл бұрын

That would have been tree-mendous.

@russellwade3692 3 жыл бұрын

Leave it out

@hotbutteredcrumpets 3 жыл бұрын

Sap.

@drivethru6155 3 жыл бұрын

You're barking up the wrong tree with that one

@nigelbenn4642 3 жыл бұрын

wood you believe it?

@mezykin 4 жыл бұрын

The Ice Ice Baby impression was hilarious 😂😂

@shanobian 8 жыл бұрын

he had hair?

@thesurgeon6473 7 жыл бұрын

shanobian Looks that way

@strke69 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah Shan I think Tim was on a really good streak back then:)

@celticprogeny1569 6 жыл бұрын

No, it was a rabbit.

@martincattell6820 5 жыл бұрын

They all had hair

@goblinking1438 5 жыл бұрын

Yes curtains lol

@andyjmwm 5 жыл бұрын

I'd like to see him do "pen behind the ear" here...

@TallSilentGuy 3 жыл бұрын

This audience wouldn't have the patience.

@tonygriffin_ 11 жыл бұрын

Brilliant! Thanx for loading. I just bought his Joke-a-motive Tout dvd - excellent

@PaulhQPR Жыл бұрын

I miss the 90’s. Everything was just better.

@paulmorphy6187 5 жыл бұрын

Tim Vine most certainly pulled that night...

@Crimejaildotcom 10 жыл бұрын

he comes across as a really nice guy.

@makaio9578 5 жыл бұрын

CrimeJail he is, when I met him he was very nice and friendly.

@mogglesgoggles7651 4 жыл бұрын

Went to the chemist, asked about how I could grow blisters in a controlled environment he said “farm-a-cyst?” Please tell me no one else has ever said that joke I’m quite proud

@alibi 4 жыл бұрын

"You wanna farm-a-cyst" would make the punchline a tad better, but a good joke nonetheless.

@hotbutteredcrumpets 3 жыл бұрын

Lynx are bringing out a new spray for farmers. It's called attractor.

@grasshopper1292 3 жыл бұрын

Never seen him this young. It's like someone bred Boris Johnson and Chandler Bing together and this was the result 🤣🤣

@nuberiffic 3 жыл бұрын

watching this after seeing the fast show and his later stand up is like stumbling upon some kind of rosetta stone haha

@andrewforeman2168 2 жыл бұрын

That Claire was an absolute VISION 😍

@win33adam 2 жыл бұрын

I think she wanted a private show with Tim

@justmadeit2 3 жыл бұрын

Tims a vine comedian

@shadowdonkey_mw 12 жыл бұрын

WOW I wasn't even born

@blankfrankie3747 5 жыл бұрын

I think Claire was in love. He should've got her number

@Fiddleback 3 жыл бұрын

@linuspalsson8942 10 жыл бұрын

Awsome!

@gggfx4144 9 ай бұрын

Just appreciating the old school TV set and audience engagement

@paulioannou9675 3 жыл бұрын

The Chinese member of the family is actually Tim. Otherwise known as Bal-ding.

@LawlFrank 3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha :D

@stuartotley3964 5 жыл бұрын

Superb, then and now. (Looked more like his brother, back in the day)

@geeky_gunner 2 жыл бұрын

Claire was loving Tim.

@m00nshine2004 10 жыл бұрын

Superb

@MultiVince95 5 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@davewarwicker2512 5 жыл бұрын

Did anyone see Tim or Tony Hawks are the Hurricane Club, Oxford Street? Music was good back then too.

@olivershaw100 12 жыл бұрын

they even laughed differently in the nineties

@synthonaplinth5980 4 жыл бұрын

I couldn't hear a thing over that shirt at 05:14.

@ultamatefrogmaster 11 жыл бұрын

Oh my GOD!

@binghamguevara6814 3 жыл бұрын

I come up back to this video to see how beautiful Claire's smile is 5:49

@Jamie_Pritchard 2 жыл бұрын

About 100 years ago...

@anthonyormson7823 10 ай бұрын

Amazing - many of these jokes appeared years ago in a list of Tommy Cooper jokes...we knew they weren't Tommy's, but this is the first time I've seen Tim string them all together

@nezbit8989 5 жыл бұрын

Love him 😂

@VanceRefrigeration Жыл бұрын

Gay

@nezbit8989 Жыл бұрын

@@VanceRefrigeration 🤣

@ajrwilde14 4 жыл бұрын

ah the floppy hair curtains of the 90s lol

@tombolton1379 3 жыл бұрын

That Chinese gag reminded me of Ed gambles joke about a Russian mole in the wind and the willows

@IListenToGoodSongs 11 жыл бұрын

I'll make a note of that joke mentally.

@makaio9578 5 жыл бұрын

Has to be one of my favourite comedians. Oh and IVE MET HIM! Had a nice conversation

@atilllathehun1212 Жыл бұрын

The master at one liners.

@MorbidlyObeseCat 10 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

@adamclancey 11 жыл бұрын

Many of Tim Vine's joke have been incorrectly attributed to Tommy Cooper. I challenge you to find any footage of Tommy Cooper saying any of Tim's jokes.

@tfarbes 6 жыл бұрын

WOW

@iainhewitt 3 жыл бұрын

Damn. Those haircuts. Draw the curtains, Tim.

@robmarrin6720 3 жыл бұрын

Proud to be a human,, a proper human not a transmograph-ied human,, boys from the Dwarf ❤️👍and Almightys blessings to Tim

@Dizzula Жыл бұрын

Did you know that the host of this show was the first person to land a 900?

@christinedennison7770 4 жыл бұрын

I love him. Wasn't he gorgeous. Alright bit heavier now but love him

@SYNAPTIKMETAL 5 жыл бұрын

Genius

@johnnyenglishguy1 10 жыл бұрын

im 12 years old and i think this guy is hilarious..

@lanc9157 3 жыл бұрын

Happy 18th (2021), unless it was last year!!!

@liamgayton5303 2 жыл бұрын

04:46 brilliant

@unclejerry010101 12 жыл бұрын

What Stats are you referring too?

@adamclancey 11 жыл бұрын

That's a Tim Vine joke, not Tommy Cooper, although there was a chain email that went round incorrectly saying it was a Tommy Cooper joke. If you can find any footage of Tommy Cooper telling that joke I'll eat my hat ;)

@alm2187 3 ай бұрын

Some of the syllables in that gibberish finale number sound like he's saying "flowershop."

@tomkent4656 5 жыл бұрын

He's still using the same gags in 2018!

@Tacsmoker 5 жыл бұрын

judging by the audience, they had heard them all before as well lol

@tomkent4656 3 жыл бұрын

@@Tacsmoker Mostly from Tommy Cooper!

@Tacsmoker 3 жыл бұрын

@@tomkent4656 just like that ;-)

@deanmoore4337 5 жыл бұрын

2019

@ferraridinoman 3 жыл бұрын

So silly but love old Timbo!

@antonyevans9772 5 жыл бұрын

Christ, I was only 3 back then.

@conormclaughlin6971 3 жыл бұрын

Plenty of Es took that year 😉😉🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

@cumaproto9466 6 жыл бұрын

Tim has changed!

@tomkent4656 3 жыл бұрын

His jokes haven't!

@robin100012001 5 жыл бұрын

What song is this at the end?

@choochoochooseyou 5 жыл бұрын

Claire was cute

@theinternet8853 2 жыл бұрын

Better Call Saul

@majesticallymade6177 5 жыл бұрын

Goodlookin when he was younger lol he reminds me of Risby from Rising damp . . his younger brother

@johnsmithGMAiL8888 5 жыл бұрын

eternal praise Ri-g-sby, played by the late great Mr Leonard Rossiter.

@XantroyX 5 жыл бұрын

I know that when I think "sexy", I immediately think Rigsby!

@linuspalsson8942 10 жыл бұрын

AwEsome...misspelly from helly.

@aperson2730 8 жыл бұрын

1:18 is a good one 👏

@dan003 2 жыл бұрын

Best one by far.

@AsboJunior 11 жыл бұрын

that's because he is a young tim vine

@metafis 12 жыл бұрын

Actually thats one of Tims as well :)

@SeanScott80 4 жыл бұрын

Didn't he look really cute with hair!?

@BryanFuryous 6 жыл бұрын

Are Vines named after him?

@enkaan1676 Жыл бұрын

Claire understood every joke. Blew her mind away.

@MrSphayes Жыл бұрын

Clair can ‘blow’ my erm, mind away. For mind- read cock.....

@thebluequiche1 3 жыл бұрын

Tim Vine was inspired by Welsh comic Noel James

@metafis 12 жыл бұрын

Omg 'the co-co pilot'. I dont know why that made me laugh so much ..guys a genius and they are all his own jokes, none are Tommy Coopers, although some of Tims joke have been erroneously attributed to Tommy on the internet.

@Mike6867 7 жыл бұрын

metafis I didn't hear that one well

@dazpatreg 11 жыл бұрын

Tim Vine invented the '1 in five people is Chinese' joke! Why am I only finding that out now?

@MrDREWASIDE 5 жыл бұрын

Jeremy vines brother!

@adamclancey 11 жыл бұрын

Which 12?

@aBetterMove 3 жыл бұрын

This one time I heard about the laziest dentist on earth so I went to pay him a visit to see what he'd say about my overbite. He said, "brace yourself"

@sledgeinc2 2 жыл бұрын

LOL "camper."

@ImNewAndHere2Stay 11 жыл бұрын

it's 1996!

@KissMyFatAxe 10 жыл бұрын

He actually had the same hair as me! WTF?

@skar5541 3 жыл бұрын

Ledgend

@IAmSoMuchBetterThanYou 3 жыл бұрын

I just came here to see Tony Hawks off of Tony Hawks Skater Pro Underground

@aristotle358 10 жыл бұрын

Well funny!

@El-Tel63-Terry. 7 жыл бұрын

aristotle358 As in irony ? I bet you forgot you wrote a comment on here !

@aristotle358 7 жыл бұрын

Hi Terry. I cannot remember the performance but I'm sure I did find him funny and wasn't being ironic. Did you know that Ken Dodd once had a job wringing out leathers for a one-armed window cleaner? :-)

@El-Tel63-Terry. 7 жыл бұрын

aristotle358 👍🏻✌🏻😂