#276 - The Squish | The Tim Dillon Show

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Tim and Ray Kump discuss the University of Austin, the wonderful value of a college degree, and the different versions of themselves that could've been...
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@TimDillonShow 2 жыл бұрын

Go fund me link for Nick: gofund.me/ceca307e

@mateoramirez9003 2 жыл бұрын

Are you going to make a masterclass?

@stephenconley293 2 жыл бұрын

A fellowship.....I keep telling people I am on a sabbatical damn covid ahahahaha

@redfan1596 2 жыл бұрын

Cmon

@redfan1596 2 жыл бұрын

I'm a huge fan of Tim.... but 99% of his income is from Patreon and he can do that anywhere. He chooses to move back to Lala land why? Gay boys galore? Just be honest Tim

@just1689 2 жыл бұрын

Isn't having a business basically illegal in California?

@nates2380 2 жыл бұрын

The 2 day delay is just because Tim and Ray had to take the stairs to their hotel room

@ryancollier6394 2 жыл бұрын

Ray dropped a tater tot down the stairwell

@TimMedvedev 2 жыл бұрын

Chad Ray Kump vs Virgin George Mallory

@ShatterNWO 2 жыл бұрын

if they were firefighters on 911, the casualties triple.

@donaldmack2307 2 жыл бұрын

Fat shaming is unacceptable in the Brandon administration.

@thephilosopher7173 2 жыл бұрын

Taking the stairs involves walking, and walking is anti-fat activism.

@charlesmurray257 2 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait to take Tim’s "9/11, a closer look" course at The University of Austin

@1MinuteFlipDoc 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@alefty4463 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if Ray lost 200lbs and spoke like someone who wasn't being waterboarded with marbles.

@SuperBlueMoonWA 2 жыл бұрын

That would suck

@Eblis840 2 жыл бұрын

Then he'd work for the CIA, He single handly preformed oral surgery on himself and was a top grade Mortician. He's basically a ritual expert in necromancy, you wouldn't understand... "Raymond Kumpf: Doctor Deaths insights on Esoteric and Occult practices"

@sevens8954 2 жыл бұрын

This is the only TDS I couldn’t make it through because of Ray’s fat tongue.

@28happenstance 2 жыл бұрын

Best comment on this video so far!

@hykeeba-9254 2 жыл бұрын

Waterboarded with gravy**

@arttorres439 2 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait to take Tim’s Fake Business course at The University of Austin

@SickTroll 2 жыл бұрын

LFG!!

@dickbiggerjr3613 2 жыл бұрын

You get a real diploma for a fake business 💯

@topdhen 2 жыл бұрын

T.I.T.S

@futurereflections4097 2 жыл бұрын

UoA is expensive. I’m taking my undergrad at Prager U and then going to UoA for my doctorate in basedology

@GoblinGuard 2 жыл бұрын

@@futurereflections4097 a true man of culture I see 🧐

@stevemygoodman7809 2 жыл бұрын

Ray is still alive. Good for him

@nativekydgaming1644 2 жыл бұрын

I’m glad the Delta didn’t get him before a heart attack lol

@raramcgee4982 2 жыл бұрын

He has a legit really solid podcast. Kump cast.

@Ynotnow9900 2 жыл бұрын

Listen to his kumpcast. Or I'll kill myself on your front lawn

@cuve_ae 2 жыл бұрын

KumpCast

@SickTroll 2 жыл бұрын

@@Ynotnow9900 good man.

@AmyCat71 2 жыл бұрын

Tim is the best when his true muse Ray is around. When Tim laughs with Ray it's 100% legit and all is right with the world.

@benjaminharles664 2 жыл бұрын

Tim legit cracking up is my favorite thing ever

@colematthews7535 2 жыл бұрын

I miss the old days when ray was on every show. I hope tim brings him back more frequently he’s a staple in the show

@tapetrader2590 2 жыл бұрын

Two buds cracking up …

@yuriar2 2 жыл бұрын

This one had me crying

@krissykatportal 2 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna buy the underwear Tim. Only because I love how the owner doesn’t mind you going so hard on him with the jokes 😂

@daillestmattyg 2 жыл бұрын

I love it

@kneelanb1 2 жыл бұрын

Ray yelling back at Tim is like Ben’s inner monologue come to life. “I’m TRYING to find it!!! Why would I follow Bari Weiss, what’s there to FOLLOW?!”

@BlackSmith863 2 жыл бұрын

Rays got the physicality to compete

@guccimane623 2 жыл бұрын

Ray is an integral part the funny dynamic between the two. He’s Dillons only intellectual equal while also making him laugh , and it made for awesome broadcasts when they were together at GAS digital radio. (Which you can find them all on Tim’s patreon) highly recommended

@DeflatingAtheism 2 жыл бұрын

@@guccimane623 Devan Costa had some genuinely funny bits that he would have to spit out in the 1.5 seconds Tim would allow him.

@ComanderMelon 2 жыл бұрын

The amount of times I have heard Tim say “we have a new studio being built” over the years is insane 😂😂

@zeewhat 2 жыл бұрын

true it is always a Marriot Hotel room with a well stocked mini-bar, although I don't know if Tim drinks. Business Insider is now a joke because they used to be great and now they got bought out and they are part of the Corporate Shill game!

@DanielCC 2 жыл бұрын

That is his fake ptoject

@infinite9100 2 жыл бұрын

Ray’s not having a stroke, his mouth is just confused about why he’s using it to speak and not consume

@DeepFrigidWinter 2 жыл бұрын

Legendary comment

@Sprite_525 2 жыл бұрын

*Ray* : “Your hat sucks” *Tim* : “it was a _gift_ !” *Ray* : “it’s a _nice gift_ !”

@Maximustard 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the kind of hat, that I would gift someone, I give terrible hats, not on purpose

@MikeOcksmallClips 2 жыл бұрын

@@Maximustard terrible hats are in fashion ironically pretty much always, so great gift.

@blobbylee9430 2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he's talking about the full send hat. Aren't those dude rich, why are they giving Timothy substandard Alabama gas station quality?

@xmidge3851 2 жыл бұрын

@@blobbylee9430 yeah it's definitely that green hat from nelk.

@FamousActor_AlPacenis 2 жыл бұрын

Ray sounds like he’s chewing on his words while he’s speaking them.

@lordhenrix1510 2 жыл бұрын

Mad funny. Very good description.

@lordhenrix1510 2 жыл бұрын

@ 33:17 he does this as I left the last comment 😂

@ohthaterin 2 жыл бұрын

I was listening to this on Spotify and came over to youtube within 15mins to read comments about Rays voice. this was perfect

@RoxanneJ 2 жыл бұрын

Yes he’s so awesome 😂😂😂

@connorknight4275 2 жыл бұрын

Forever at the end of his breath

@ahoffstein 2 жыл бұрын

Ray sounds like he has five cheeseburgers in his esophagus

@lh4755 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣That’s exactly how Ray always sounds.

@funnydonor9484 2 жыл бұрын

You can actually carbon date his exact age by finding what is stuck in his throat at the lowest point. I think there’s a mummified quiche near the opening of his stomach

@saucenflow 2 жыл бұрын

15 cheeseburger's in that meat locker np

@OutlierConcepts 2 жыл бұрын

thats because he actually has 6 in there...

@tmuthafreakingpain 2 жыл бұрын

Sure... sounds like...

@FlippyHambone 2 жыл бұрын

Tim thinks he can just throw on glasses and we won’t recognize he’s the Facebook whistleblower.

@TaddiestMason 2 жыл бұрын

Superman gets away with it to be Clark Kent, so....

@username-tv6uw 2 жыл бұрын

Life in the big city.

@zeewhat 2 жыл бұрын

oh!

@Virsaci 2 жыл бұрын

Now I need a Tim Dillon skit of this.

@CERBERUS1O8 2 жыл бұрын

I hope someday Ray writes an autobiography and titles it "mein Kump"

@AgnumMD 2 жыл бұрын

His podcast episode titles generally use a format like that. He actually missed, or rejected, a good opportunity to use that on one where he talked about reading Mein Kompf on the subway.

@NATASHA-tp7ww 2 жыл бұрын

THE LONGEST 9 DAYS EVER! Never been happier for a Monday to come

@johndenver7035 2 жыл бұрын

What u cooking?

@NATASHA-tp7ww 2 жыл бұрын

@@johndenver7035 today pineapple shrimp bowls and tomorrow jerk chicken and rice and peas

@johndenver7035 2 жыл бұрын

@@NATASHA-tp7ww sounds good, got a recipe for the jerk chicken? Maybe my wife and I will try it tomorrow.

@achnix3167 2 жыл бұрын

For THIS bullshit?

@paulgreengod 2 жыл бұрын

I thought only cis white men watched this show.

@brentbarrus9754 2 жыл бұрын

Ray must've eaten Ben.

@SickTroll 2 жыл бұрын

It’s nothing new, probably.

@SickTroll 2 жыл бұрын

@M J are you that b itch from the hotel ?

@josephdemarzio3186 2 жыл бұрын

Ah fuck

@SickTroll 2 жыл бұрын

@Johan Liebert you obviously are a casual if you don’t get the joke. I’m praying you become a regular.

@conorflynn1691 2 жыл бұрын

Ray’s stutters are pieces of Ben’s corpse getting caught in his teeth.

@tnntlmmn277 2 жыл бұрын

jesus christ dude

@moriyokiri3229 2 жыл бұрын

so edgy and funny wow

@conorflynn1691 2 жыл бұрын

Acclimate people, learn what a joke is.

@nickeq42 2 жыл бұрын

Ray just wanted to one up travis scott

@rktsnail 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahah

@caproductivity8463 2 жыл бұрын

how dare ben not be there to fulfil his role as a built in laugh track

@Bedtimesful 2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao bens laugh literally brings as much value as any joke tim has ever told 😂🤣

@Zgembo121 2 жыл бұрын

I miss Ben.

@tyrelltyler1430 2 жыл бұрын

😭😭

@tyrelltyler1430 2 жыл бұрын

I think Tim must've beat him & locked him in his basement - the basement in his Austin residence - funnily enough - ONLY two blocks away from The University Of Austin

@LuisCarruthers 2 жыл бұрын

Ben is by no means a Stavros Halkias.

@jakeg313 2 жыл бұрын

Ben's wife: "Give him this plastic bag of Legos. He'll think it's candy and choke."

@Flareski 2 жыл бұрын

Ray sounds like a kitchen aid mixer churning yogurt

@drewblood3530 2 жыл бұрын

this made my day

@zironemegeaz 2 жыл бұрын

So you make alot of yogurt?

@noru_ego 2 жыл бұрын

I can't listen to these without being able to see Tim lying over that chair like a sea lion with glasses

@Maximustard 2 жыл бұрын

I like to think that he’s naked on the top bunk

@zeewhat 2 жыл бұрын

haha

@iwishihadmoreeminems 2 жыл бұрын

Ray: “I was trying to reference Goebbels” Tim: “Do that on your own please”

@customerguy8581 2 жыл бұрын

"On the show that gets 3,000 listens" lmao

@andrewoliver5634 2 жыл бұрын

@@customerguy8581 5 to 8

@conorflynn1691 2 жыл бұрын

My thoughts and prayers go out to the friends and family of Ben Avery. He was brutally murdered and consumed by Tim Dillon and Ray Kump, a couple of comedians who really needed a carb.

@varunramanathan8346 2 жыл бұрын

Ben's almost 100% lean protein.

@eno6712 2 жыл бұрын

@@varunramanathan8346 but hes a Sweetie

@bigarsehole4935 2 жыл бұрын

Squished at the Travis Scott concert

@ccamen 2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't call Ray a comedian. It's insulting to real comics.

@quidnick 2 жыл бұрын

Ben was turned into a new MagicSpoon flavor.

@tyrelltyler1430 2 жыл бұрын

"It didn't even dawn on me that there would be money exchanged" 😂🤣

@N_A__ 2 жыл бұрын

This guy sounds like somebody is holding Bert Kreischer's tongue.

@DeepFrigidWinter 2 жыл бұрын

Very funny

@justinbaker1488 2 жыл бұрын

I demand my free entertainment in a more timely fashion!

@mahimametal 2 жыл бұрын

SAME

@trevorscan 2 жыл бұрын

I would like it before I even know I want it! I'm tired of this shit, Tim!

@qwerty6574 2 жыл бұрын

"I want 6 months to get in shape, then we can fight the government" Lol

@AroundtheTubeNews 2 жыл бұрын

Ray saying he's "the biggest candidate of regret" might be the most brutal self roast of all time lmao fucking died when I heard that

@HelloSpyMyLie 2 жыл бұрын

That was insane

@HelloSpyMyLie 2 жыл бұрын

Glad he has a friend like Tim ❤️

@Foulfootwear 2 жыл бұрын

At first I was disappointed by the audio only pod, but it's not really a bid deal; Ray's voice illustrates his girth perfectly

@zeewhat 2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@hlulanizitha9920 2 жыл бұрын

Ray kump just described the path I'm on in life; grandiose ideas without the pragmatic attitude needed to realise those goals.

@Eblis840 2 жыл бұрын

Raymond Kumpf is mastering his pranayama/fire breathe, albiet in his case he doesn't breath and asphyxiates in a continuous cycle. There's the Wimm Hof method, then there's the Raymond Kumpf method... Needless to say he tweaked the technique but it produces similar results.

@Eblis840 2 жыл бұрын

It's not that you're without, it's that you're not within! The path of least resistance is the most pragmatic approach in my case, less I become a beast of burden... Now send me some cash like Buddha so I don't have to work too hard.

@hlulanizitha9920 2 жыл бұрын

@@Eblis840 Always wondered why he breathed like that, he must have at this point achieved the type of enlightenment that guru's can only dream of.

@trentf7070 2 жыл бұрын

Ray always subconsciously makes Tim slip “per se” into his own sentences

@ljcomments886 2 жыл бұрын

You gotta be careful around Ray! Tim knows he will tear him apart

@kim-jong-poon 2 жыл бұрын

We finally get an episode with big beautiful Ray Kump and it's audio only??? I need to see the Kump!

@seannagel8718 2 жыл бұрын

As a professor at the university of Austin, my subjects will be sent on a journey for truth about building 7. Just like Everest, some die along the way.

@jaw0608 2 жыл бұрын

When Ray begins speaking, it sounds like a Merrie Melodies character scrambling to start running away from something.

@tyrelltyler1430 2 жыл бұрын

Pfizer: "Shut-the-door" 😂🤣😭

@ducksinarowpatience3670 2 жыл бұрын

That was the best.

@brentbarrus9754 2 жыл бұрын

The hairdryer was hovering over my bath until my phone dinged. Stop toying with me.

@stewybrooks 2 жыл бұрын

You hair dry your hair?

@brentbarrus9754 2 жыл бұрын

@@stewybrooks Ask the battle-axe

@dimftillon 2 жыл бұрын

@@stewybrooks Stay tuned next week to find out if a toaster toasts.

@thegooddoctordeep 2 жыл бұрын

"I think they were on-duty prostitutes." Quote of the episode.

@JM-wt5wn 2 жыл бұрын

I love Tim in the most heterosexual/homosexual way

@zeewhat 2 жыл бұрын

If I was gay Tim would be my first date choice

@Troonielicious 2 жыл бұрын

Tim is the 8th wonder

@let88it88be 2 жыл бұрын

I thought "the squish" was a reference to a Travis Scott concert.

@jackogood 2 жыл бұрын

Niceeeee

@fakeshemp9599 2 жыл бұрын

That's what I thought too lmao

@Tesstamona 2 жыл бұрын

Immediately thought this title was referencing Astroworld

@josehg570 2 жыл бұрын

Me too lol

@boot2themoon 2 жыл бұрын

Samesies. Horrible.

@ShatterNWO 2 жыл бұрын

our thoughts are with all of the victims...especially Kylie

@ZAY________ 2 жыл бұрын

SAME

@MTB_mami 2 жыл бұрын

Saaaaaame

@chickennuggetscoon6900 2 жыл бұрын

Love Ray's gurgling watery voice

@nickypoundtown9568 2 жыл бұрын

Rhlisten ta me!

@Niekomojo 2 жыл бұрын

He’s drowning in his own fat.

@olgagrinko4511 2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Lee Syatt a little

@riledmouse4677 2 жыл бұрын

I need Tim to begin a Q&A advice podcast. I have issues that require his cutting perspective, and I’m convinced there is a large audience willing to pay hundreds per response. Surely he’s money-hungry enough for this to be a viable plan. Yes or yes?

@roymakescomics 2 жыл бұрын

He did an episode or 2 like that on the patreon. Time to put your money where your mouth is.

@riledmouse4677 2 жыл бұрын

@@roymakescomics you’re completely right. Will do. Thank you.

@rawr4444 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, please.

@trentjung8035 2 жыл бұрын

Ray’ is New York’s Boomhauer

@Mrkevi123 2 жыл бұрын

Ray "I broke my Tooth in a bean burrito" Kump

@ShatterNWO 2 жыл бұрын

I think bean burrito was a code word in pizsa g@te.

@jewelsbypodcasterganesh 2 жыл бұрын

If a person has teeth Ray thinks they're showing off

@yourmomshouse0486 2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@glassmemory993 2 жыл бұрын

The part at the end when they talk about “the squish…” Holy shit I could not stop laughing. I actually feel emotionally and physically lighter after laughing that hard. thanks guys.

@ricardonavarro4889 Жыл бұрын

Hands down the best part of the whole cast lol

@MichaelTheChairman 2 жыл бұрын

*_Tim should be a professor for Fake Business at the University of Austin!_* 📈💰📈

@Zgembo121 2 жыл бұрын

Yes and yes

@austinkuipers6087 2 жыл бұрын

-Two days late with our free stuff -announces monday is the new day... on tuesday -announces video episodes after months of frequent video episodes, on an audio episode But I don't care about all those things, I'm just giddy Tim and Ray are still alive.

@customerguy8581 2 жыл бұрын

Fake Business in full effect.

@Riomojo 2 жыл бұрын

There’s nothing better in life than watching animal nature docs while listening to these two converse

@BlazRa 2 жыл бұрын

That would make for a pretty funny video just show a compilation of like hippopotamuses and elephants and elephant seals and fat dogs set to Ray and Tim talking

@hennythingispossible11 2 жыл бұрын

lol im gonna try that

@Riomojo 2 жыл бұрын

@@BlazRa genius, their spirit animals

@jamieure3870 2 жыл бұрын

Bats

@lukewojdylo9241 2 жыл бұрын

I remember when "blue hairs" was a derogatory term for 70 year old women with small town perms. Then Sharon Osbourne showed up and everything changed.

@rattlejaw9976 2 жыл бұрын

Blue haired y'allers

@steeveekeys1904 2 жыл бұрын

I always wondered why my Aunt Julia had blue hair back in the seventies.

@ericbontheweb 2 жыл бұрын

Im honestly impressed that every time Ray comes on the show it legitimately gets harder to understand him. His consistency is staggering

@g1amp1re 2 жыл бұрын

Tim & Ray 😆 this was worth the wait!

@SickTroll 2 жыл бұрын

Aside from the heroin like withdrawals.

@deadliestvice5356 2 жыл бұрын

*weight

@ItsWithakayLee 2 жыл бұрын

Truly, at first I was like I don’t like or agree with Ray then at the halfway point I thought “holy shit I am Ray”

@jimbo5071 2 жыл бұрын

Same. We all wanna be Tim but most of us are less than Ray

@mfrunyan 2 жыл бұрын

was expecting Tim to say "you've spoken enough" within the first minute

@BigWoollyMammoth 2 жыл бұрын

“I, I, I, I” ~ Ray Kump

@masonseymour2455 2 жыл бұрын

Thank god for the slop. Also audio only episodes are also always bangers

@NotSexualAtAll 2 жыл бұрын

The only guest worth having.

@B-RaDD 2 жыл бұрын

Ehh there's been some hitters on here

@supremeleader6992 2 жыл бұрын

@@B-RaDD Shane Gillis, Dan Soder among others.

@B-RaDD 2 жыл бұрын

@@supremeleader6992 exactly

@tyrelltyler1430 2 жыл бұрын

"Guess who we have here behind this door - it's Joe Clarke" 😂🤣😭💀

@ShatterNWO 2 жыл бұрын

How am I supposed to get out of seeing my kids on the weekends now that the show is on a weekday?

@joshwhite5407 2 жыл бұрын

Don't tell her?

@ShatterNWO 2 жыл бұрын

@@joshwhite5407 She watches too, so she'll know. Working during the week was my way of getting out of seeing them altogether.

@dick-gs9tb 2 жыл бұрын

this guy sounds like barney from the simpsons got braces. and down's.

@boot2themoon 2 жыл бұрын

Shows with Ray are top tier. 🤗

@taylorashton2442 2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@Sidelinefighter-expert 2 жыл бұрын

The delay was due to Ray needing to walk to the door to collect his ubereats

@DustedVeins 2 жыл бұрын

Nobody else seems to be able to make Tim laugh quite like Ray Kump can. I hope he's on many more podcasts, and that Tim also does Ray's sometimes.

@joshwhite5407 2 жыл бұрын

There's plenty of kump in the archives

@tyrelltyler1430 2 жыл бұрын

"You're worried more about a rash - rather than getting in shape" 😭😭☠

@Eblis840 2 жыл бұрын

That's why he's on the show and is his best friend! but all the Ray haters don't get it, they're beta cucks....

@tyrelltyler1430 2 жыл бұрын

@@Eblis840 Show what? who's his best friend? The rash or the shape????

@bigarsehole4935 2 жыл бұрын

My brother was squished at Astroworld and I find this title offensive

@dragonblazzer9698 2 жыл бұрын

The Sheath Underwear ads always brighten up my week.

@lizzylou2290 2 жыл бұрын

You make me feel like a desperate, needy girlfriend waiting for you to show up on Saturday night. Then when you finally do show up I can't even be mad cause I'm just so freaking happy to see (hear) you.

@finkelsteinshitkid1299 2 жыл бұрын

I think Ray was insinuating that Tim may have gotten a free bowl of soup with the purchase of his new hat.

@adamsarrazin2391 2 жыл бұрын

YOU'LL GET NOTHING, AND LIKE IT!!

@Riomojo 2 жыл бұрын

You were absolutely great Saturday night!! Thank you so much for coming!!

@kristinradams7109 2 жыл бұрын

There you are, Tim! I've missed you and Ben both very much over the weekend, but you are always worth the wait. Much love from Texas :)

@FamousActor_AlPacenis 2 жыл бұрын

☠️☠️☠️🔪🔪🔪Hey chill with the stalker energy white lady! He’s a gay anyway he won’t father your children. Never…I mean ever no matter how many sweet weird comments you make on his KZfaq page as if it were a DM he’s going to see. Next time you think about commenting keep in line with that Texas lifestyle and abort that idea.

@mika274 2 жыл бұрын

@@FamousActor_AlPacenis be kind man. We don't know who she is

@FamousActor_AlPacenis 2 жыл бұрын

@@mika274 Sorry Mom I didn’t mean to upset your company. I was just joshing her. You’re right idk who she is. The wildest part is idk who you are either. So I must assume you’re Mossad agents working in tandem to take down an American treasure and Ben. You almost had me there for a second guy. Once I realized you were working together I thought “Boy that’s quite sneaky of them. What type of people are that sneaky and conniving?” Obviously that quickly brought me to where are now. Please just don’t take Tim from us. Who will warn us of impending doom??? Could we possibly sacrifice Ben Shapiro, Russel Brand, and Jordan Peterson as tribute? Will that satisfy your curly headed overlords? Whatever your bosses are paying we’ll double it. That’s so many shekels. You could stay here in the USA and have Chinese food forever. Or whenever you want to go home just head to Sheik Jarrah and find yourself a nice Palestinian home to settle in.

@andrea2798 2 жыл бұрын

fun fact: Student loans are the only loans that can not be relieved by bankruptcy.

@michaelregan427 2 жыл бұрын

Wasn't always that way. Bunch of law students at Harvard fucked it up for us. Fun fact though if you go on disability your loans get forgiven.

@russellm2555 2 жыл бұрын

But you learned one of life's great lessons.

@fpv_jesus 2 жыл бұрын

Mondays at 9? Are u f*ing kidding me. I just kicked my kid.

@yourmindondrums 2 жыл бұрын

Dude the fucking laugh at 9:15 when Tim pictures him and Ray rocking up with all the freshmen next year, when he realises Ray was about to apply them for real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 9:03 for full effect hahaha

@jaysonspann8042 2 жыл бұрын

I enjoy the way Ray's words just kind of tumble out of his mouth.

@elscorchoTX 2 жыл бұрын

Ray doing Just Dance is gonna make me laugh all day! lol

@BBDumfuk 2 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait for the first Timmy ray kump impression.

@WhiteHippoUSA 2 жыл бұрын

Ray's completely involuntary burp at @33:17 had me truly, laughing out loud. Great stuff.

@Shadow789798 2 жыл бұрын

Tim enabling his whole audience when he says "Would we be where we are with self discipline?"

@ZedofZardoz 2 жыл бұрын

"It's funny because it's true" and Tim is the funniest. This podcast leaves you with the feeling that you might get from staring into each face at the morgue. I never miss an episode!

@Soferrytiresome 2 жыл бұрын

Ray trying to make a serious point *MASSIVE BURP* carries on, apologises very late 😂

@stanleybriceno793 2 жыл бұрын

People 5 secs after video post: "Wow, great episode!"

@dimftillon 2 жыл бұрын

Petition to recast the bronze Robert E. Lee statues into Tim's likeness.

@sendingunit5678 2 жыл бұрын

Put his face on Stone Mountain too

@travissoff9521 2 жыл бұрын

@M J good times

@Eblis840 2 жыл бұрын

🇺🇸

@cashanahan24 2 жыл бұрын

Ray saying he is “dancing” with the Nintendo switch is one of the most inaccurate and hilarious things I’ve heard all year

@hestermofet6350 2 жыл бұрын

💯!!! Picturing him spinning and dancing ballerina style around his apt is truly a hilarious vision! Especially picturing him being a badass at it 😁😆😂

@tyrelltyler1430 2 жыл бұрын

"You don't need the booster - all you need is @justdance" 😂🤣

@games68775 2 жыл бұрын

Ray and Tim are the best combo

@lazyhack2385 2 жыл бұрын

They fr are. I love Ray

@jf7887 2 жыл бұрын

Being called the Squish I thought they were referencing Travis Scott’s concert

@narcoskeptic 2 жыл бұрын

hadddd to be, right lol

@psymi-hk1fp 2 жыл бұрын

34:07 read Wall Street Journal article from, November 9, titled: "USC Pushed a $115,000 Online Degree. Graduates Got Low Salaries, Huge Debts." ...from the article: " used its status-symbol image to attract students across the country, including low-income minority students it targeted for recruitment, often with aggressive tactics. Most students piled on debt to afford the tuition, which last year reached $115,000 for the two-year degree. The majority never set foot on the posh Los Angeles campus but paid the same rate for online classes as in-person students."