Classic clip with Jim Jefferies being drunk and meeting Justine Joli. Rich Vos is on the show as well. (3/18/10)
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@shoormuse10 жыл бұрын
"I have a studio flat which has a pungent smell that I can't find... but I'm gonna endeavour to find that, and then you'll get quiet the raping" - Jim Jefferies
@krazykevmlc4 жыл бұрын
“I’d eat your poo” -Jeffries. “That’s pleasant” -Justine “It won’t be good for you.” -Jeffries “Why” -Justine “Because I’m gonna dig it out with a knife” Jimmy killed it on this appearance 😂
@connorjohnson19002 жыл бұрын
You have the sentence structure of a stroke victim
@travisatwell28559 жыл бұрын
"I don't move into neighborhoods on film" - Anthony....AMAZING!
@JakeJustIs6 жыл бұрын
"Some of my best friends are on film."
@TairyHesticles10 жыл бұрын
"I have a studio flat which has a pungent smell that I can't find" Fucking christ, Jefferies killed on this.
@natedogg876839 жыл бұрын
"Why would I ride on the swings when I've been to disneyland" was fucking brilliant.
@tumdeax9 жыл бұрын
42:27
@speedrob4 жыл бұрын
"You don't have to choose between any of us... you can have all of us" Jim killed it with so many good lines, and jokes.
@crapconnoisseur66915 жыл бұрын
"im not racist, some of my best friends are on film." -lmfao Jefferies
@soysaucehairdye786910 жыл бұрын
I fucking love Jefferies in this.
@Dualmilion9 жыл бұрын
***** Listen to his podcast when they had Kayden Kross on it
@soysaucehairdye78699 жыл бұрын
***** I heard that episode back in 2011 and it was pretty awkward as eddie ifft and jim jefferies tore into her. I don't remember if they got her to cry or not, but they gave her a good beating and she stormed off if I remember right. She was a very boring cunt if I remember correctly and so they spent the time asking her where her life went wrong.
@soysaucehairdye78699 жыл бұрын
***** btw talking shit was probably my favorite podcast up until Jim Jefferies left to do his sitcom. Him and Eddie Ifft along with their loser friend Jason had awesome chemistry and it was sad to see them go their separate ways.
@soysaucehairdye78699 жыл бұрын
***** Jason from Jim's and Eddie's podcast is a homeless dude who sleeps on their couch and is pretty entertaining with a unique personality. Just imagine Charlie Day from Its always sunny and that is Jason Auer.
@Dualmilion9 жыл бұрын
Kayden Kross just acted like she was so much better than the questions they asked. For example they asked howd you get into porn? and she responded with "ugh that is so cliche" and that just set them off to rip her apart. I recently relistened to all the Jim episodes and theyre hilarious but theyre hard to find. he leaves at about 186
@joebest-rotheray4934 жыл бұрын
Just burst out laughing in the office - "I'm gonna dig it out with a knife" really caught me off guard
@Linuxhax3 жыл бұрын
" I have a lady you can make out with" Anthony "But you'll have to help her with her homework" Vos
@rowhouse602910 жыл бұрын
Vos is going after her a little bit too which is great. Jefferies is a legend.
@TheFriendlyamoeba4 жыл бұрын
I bet when she walked away from that thinking, 'good job girl you fucking killed' Moments later "How did the interview go Justine?" "I bet they didn't think I'd be THAT witty, it went awesome"
@hey.alright.83626 жыл бұрын
Jim was on a tear. "I assume I could lose a watch in you".
@boosh909 жыл бұрын
jim jefferies has me in fuckin tears just keeps gettin better and better :)
@followingtheroe19529 жыл бұрын
+Connor Hutcheon You WILL love him
@boosh909 жыл бұрын
+Myrdred Deceiver he was already one of my favourite standups, but this was somethin else
@darthgrey44608 жыл бұрын
I am a huge Jim Jefferies fan and have only recently discovered his appearances on O&A. They are all great and I can hear his talent as a comedian but this clip had me in tears. His bad rapport with Justine Joli made it an epic comedic performance. There are simply too many moments to list as the funniest moments. The fact that he keeps asking for reassurance that he is being funny makes me love it more as it was not rehearsed. And then on his return to the show he explains that he lost his girlfriend as a result and apologises for his appearance. No apologies needed. XD Best hour + at work.
@StraightEquity4 жыл бұрын
This is a classic episode it makes me laugh everytime 😂🤣
@tosh_is_me9423 жыл бұрын
Uhh, how many times have you listened to this?
@brandonjays9051 Жыл бұрын
Jim is on fire! Nothing funnier than a guy who truly doesn’t care if she’s interested or not
@jessestrobel2 Жыл бұрын
That explains the absolute void of funny men now. It's all about boundaries and respect
@Buckets5010 ай бұрын
@@jessestrobel2there’s a lot of funny men still, you’re just unaware of them
@@jessestrobel2 the mainstream has tried to take it that way but there’s still funny men out there, you just have to look in the right places
@MrAussiebloke123458 жыл бұрын
Shes lucky Jim Jeffries was the one there. Imagine if she acted like that in front of Patrice.
@rabidrabbitshuggers7 жыл бұрын
MrAussiebloke12345 She would have hung herself afterwards.
@GREGXCELENTEFILM6 жыл бұрын
oh my god it would be a bloodbath
@richardlivingston5906 жыл бұрын
That would have been fantastic. He had no use for these hoes.
@heikkigregg14145 жыл бұрын
MrAussiebloke12345 stop kissing ass jefferies killed
@Nabiki735 жыл бұрын
@@heikkigregg1414 It's true- Patrice not only would have destroyed her, he would have made her enjoy it too.
@j.patrickboyce55134 жыл бұрын
I’ve scrolled through this whole comments section and I can’t believe Vos’s horrendous flub at 36:15 hasn’t been tagged yet. Fellas, I’m disappointed.
@666TRAPSLIME8 күн бұрын
Bonnaboo music festival 😂
@ChrisJohnson-ld3wq8 жыл бұрын
Jim Jefferies homer impression is spot on
@ChrisJohnson-ld3wq8 жыл бұрын
Justine Joli, OMG what a bitch.. take that stick out of your ass..
@fenwaypark47548 жыл бұрын
you mean that 30 inch strap on
@MrEvanNoyes3 жыл бұрын
Chris Johnson You’d think a working girl would have more humility. I miss old Jeffries.
@13thfloor2910 жыл бұрын
"i have an ex wife, a wife, 3 daughters" "7 dentists" LMAOO
@rabidrabbitshuggers7 жыл бұрын
FINISH HER! 40:02 "I've drunken too much...you do porn--whose parents are *more* fuckin' disappointed?" JEFFERIES WINS! FATALITY!
@charlespeterwatson905110 жыл бұрын
Erock smacked the wrong part of Justine.
@rabidrabbitshuggers7 жыл бұрын
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@rabidrabbitshuggers7 жыл бұрын
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@garrettlifespan44966 жыл бұрын
Haha Rich with the light Opie slam when Vos tries to get him to read lines at 28:12,''pretend you're filming this for KZfaq'' lol.
@theDC4L11 жыл бұрын
Drunk Jim Jefferies= Best Jim Jefferies
@HaythamThorn6 жыл бұрын
Jake Green Fuckin' A. He really went downhill, it sucks.
@MikeLoveThyself4 жыл бұрын
Bro this is the funniest shit ever i can’t believe haven’t listened to this before
@useroldaccount3 жыл бұрын
Jim really used to be the one of the GOATs, crazy how much he went downhill.
@VodkaSoda3 жыл бұрын
He's not as fun when he's sober
@useroldaccount3 жыл бұрын
@@VodkaSoda also should've been the last person to play the 'holier than thou' guy now. How is he going to lecture people on sexism and Islamophobia considering what his old material was like? Would be like Joe Rogan becoming an anti-MMA advocate.
@tosh_is_me9423 жыл бұрын
Not sure if its his sobriety or just that he now seems happy with life and has lost that bitterness that oozed when he drank
@useroldaccount3 жыл бұрын
@@tosh_is_me942 it's not that, it's more his transformation into a socially conscious 'woke' comedian. He bragged about drugging a 17 year old for sex on O&A now he's on Comedy Central pontificating about toxic masculinity. He said Muslims are violent nutjobs on podcasts yet now he's on Comedy Central now lecturing people about Islamophobia. Feels like a very transparent attempt to make more money.
@johnjordan19482 жыл бұрын
@@useroldaccount I'll still never get over that hit price he did on Jordan Peterson. I hate him more than Trevor Noah now, at least Trevor Noah isn't a hipocrit. Jim Jefferies has made far more money from hate speech than Jordan Peterson ever has.
@robertsaenz657710 жыл бұрын
Her responses to Jims lines were soooo bad they were funny, nothing is more annoying than a pornstar trying to pass herself off as a serious actress or artist.
@4Everlast4 жыл бұрын
Or a persone.
@montanan8323 жыл бұрын
@@4Everlast Kek
@jimmypop45393 жыл бұрын
She was the literal female "chip"
@BalotelliFan7133 жыл бұрын
same for comedians
@philthedrill22442 жыл бұрын
Is this Chrissie Mayr?
@mrakthem56163 жыл бұрын
I know it wasn't taken serious but i gotta say that play for Caligula sounds like a legitimate hunk of shit
@norcalitconsultants46673 жыл бұрын
dude, she's legit scared of jeffries. lol classic
@nervclax74586 жыл бұрын
It's a shame what's happened to Jim Jeffries since he joined Comedy Central.
@eddiebigfatmonkyspank24385 жыл бұрын
Nerv ClaX yeah the shit he spouts these days has nothing to do with what made him popular.
@bigfactsbroski5 жыл бұрын
sold OUT, can't blame him
@TickTackSack5 жыл бұрын
@@eddiebigfatmonkyspank2438 is it scripted? Parrot?
@eddiebigfatmonkyspank24385 жыл бұрын
Keith Woll I think it is. You look at how he's just been exposed and you will see his Comedy Central stint was purely for the money.
@TickTackSack5 жыл бұрын
@@eddiebigfatmonkyspank2438 so he pretty much fucked himself for money. I've noticed alot of strange shit that has to do with the guy and his comedy aswell, like the Stanhope jokes he took.
@Jbootlair11 жыл бұрын
'I'm on drugs.' I'm crying laughing.
@samhowe1059 жыл бұрын
I don't move into neighbour hoods on film
@mazsax9999 жыл бұрын
Dude, why is this marked as "spam" ...?
@boosh909 жыл бұрын
the house next door to me........ on film
@natedogg876839 жыл бұрын
I cross the street every time I see someone... on film.
@matthewstephens68487 жыл бұрын
I'm not racist - some of my best friends are on film. :)
@lobmin4 жыл бұрын
"What would my on film friends think?" - Joe DeRosa
@ShadowRulah10 жыл бұрын
Holy shit how can Vos say sexual without drowning on his own saliva?
@caesar3494 жыл бұрын
Say “nice” one more time, Justine
@matt83033711 жыл бұрын
This chick is so over her head in this room I can't believe she can still breathe.
@jcee68863 жыл бұрын
Ant laughing at Jeffries is the best🤣🤣🤣🤣
@WatZyAnAmE3 жыл бұрын
When jimmy said it’s not that big it’s just a good shot I spit out my food laughing
@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd10534 жыл бұрын
No one caught Jim's line I'm on the male morning after pill it changes my DNA. Fucking brilliant
@sleepyatlas90663 жыл бұрын
IT WAS!!!!!
@Vaughnmateee2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I don’t get it, could you explain haha?
@Zachariah3D2 жыл бұрын
@@Vaughnmateee If his DNA changed, the mom couldn't prove that the baby is his.
@Vaughnmateee2 жыл бұрын
@@Zachariah3D Nah that wasn’t the joke man, that wasn’t what he meant. Recently re-listened to this and fairly sure he just drunkenly said that because it sounded funny. He even said something like “I don’t know what that even means but it’s funny” Think you looked a little too far into it haha :)
@firstofskin40589 жыл бұрын
Vos was so good here "shes not aloud to use the phone without permission" hahaha
@bryanhernandez20458 жыл бұрын
I love it when women who think they're "one of the guys" hangs out with guys doing what guys do best, which is talk shit to one another, and immediately gets stuffy and defensive. I hope she left feeling bad about herself.
@beenrue56723 жыл бұрын
Its clear you never really hung out with anyone outside of your "D&D characters" but to the point you were trying to make up , those girls who "are just one of the boys too" and say that "girls are too much drama" are usually the easiest sluts out there
@Ballsdeepbennett11 жыл бұрын
Welcome back,John. So glad you could make it! I'm also glad that this fine video is back. Drunk Jefferies smashing that humorless broad never gets old!
@danielcarr57164 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure I remember Jim coming back in a later episode and saying that he lied, he did have a girlfriend at this point and she broke up with him after listening to this. 🤣
@dafuq79143 жыл бұрын
She didn't know how to answer Opie's "Do you laugh?"
@MRIFAILATCOD8 жыл бұрын
"do the dance! do the dance! do the dance!"
@buckbumble4 ай бұрын
DODTHAADAANS DODTHAADAANS DODTHAADAANS
@Guillermosanchezing3 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest I’ve ever heard Jim Jefferies
@ksdajkfahgdkhsdag6 жыл бұрын
Rosanne just lost her show and Jim Jeffries has this and still has his show lol
@lo-fiFromChicago5 жыл бұрын
@George Walker Its truly sad and worrying. How far is will this keep going?
@lo-fiFromChicago5 жыл бұрын
@George Walker smh, well I hope you're wrong, but you're probably right.
@Spootnik5 жыл бұрын
@TheTimbalanders Always gotta make it a left or right issue eh? Maybe we're too damn safe in our day to day and we need a little danger, like we're evolved to want. It's just an example of human will attempting to thwart evolution, I hope it doesn't work
@PhillyDreamTeam905 жыл бұрын
To quote the great jim jeffries... i think your all cunts
@iorn98144 жыл бұрын
This shit was funny pc culture is the worst
@deanpointon413 жыл бұрын
Jim was on fuckin fire here, and it helps that you have that try hard, overly enthusiastic, personality vacuum to balance it out
@JoEbeE849 жыл бұрын
Jim, you are an absolute legend!! Quality bloke!
@sammymohamed17555 жыл бұрын
The stretch from the "on film" thing to Jim Jeffries' joke about Anthony's putting a gun in her mouth is absolutely hilarious.
@lucozademan99911 жыл бұрын
49 mins, " the first three rows might get wet, its like sea world ," pahaha, brilliant.
@stan24299 жыл бұрын
what a great plant it we live on
@officehaifa2 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness, I think I popped a vein in my forehead during this one... Jim Jeffries, a comedy god if there ever was one
@Derek.Jarvis15 күн бұрын
Ive listened to this 37 times and every 3rd or 4th time i pick up another missed Jefferies line low in the mix 😂
@TheBassHeavy9 жыл бұрын
She was really terrible.
@johnnonamegibbon35809 жыл бұрын
I can't help but suspect she's actually very straight, because she seemed angered at the thought of her boyfriend with another man when Vos asked, while claiming to supposedly be very open. She probably only does girl/girl to please men. And because it she doesn't see it as cheating because it isn't real to her.
@rutgerhauser23773 жыл бұрын
Alot of straight women get with other girls because it makes their average ass appear hotter and get the male attention that they didn't have from their father. One time this girl was talking about how she pulls so much tail with women, I told her it's because they get with her to tell a hot lesbian story about themselves later to guys. It wasn't because they think women are hot, it was because they think it's hot they are with a woman. 2 days later, her gf breaks up with her after cheating on her with a guy.
@beenrue56723 жыл бұрын
@@rutgerhauser2377 - holy shit ! What kind of sexual bullshit did your last gf do to you to make you come up with all of this made up nonsense? 😬
@rutgerhauser23773 жыл бұрын
@@beenrue5672 From interactions with lesbians dealing with goofy bishes like yourself. I've met 3 women that told me about their experiences dealing with women with daddy issues. They thought they would get in a serious relationship with them, but they were just using them to get looked at as the "hot bi girl"
@Zachariah3D2 жыл бұрын
You hit the nail on the head right there. You are spot on.
@Ballsdeepbennett11 жыл бұрын
I love that Jefferies line at 40.02. It's the straw that broke the cunts back. She really hated him after that one. Thanks for uploading this by the way,I though it was gone for good,glad I was mistaken.
@lyzzlyzzy10232 жыл бұрын
40:02
@MisterMinotaur9 жыл бұрын
LMFAO 40:22 "The dreams of young children"
@KWSWOODWERKS7 жыл бұрын
O&A and Jim...I miss it so badly.
@davideojockey62374 жыл бұрын
1:06:01 JIM WINS.....FATALITY............FLAWLESS VICTORY
@yaramyaah166111 жыл бұрын
lmao,Jim Jefferies would be a cool ass dude to drink with..had me rollin the whole fuckin hour
@Roman83419 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling that if you rubbed this woman's IQ points together... no fire would be started.
@llewodcm203 жыл бұрын
Tf does that mean?
@Zachariah3D2 жыл бұрын
@@llewodcm20 It means zero IQ points, Dummy.
@floydzeppland Жыл бұрын
@@llewodcm20 high Iq points start fires
@Blackhawks19_xx9 жыл бұрын
jim jefferies is fucking brilliant.
@lenhudson81942 жыл бұрын
Vos acting was brilliant. Jeffries was lit a.f here. Some of the funniest shit I have heard in a long time.
@ChaddeusThaddeus4 жыл бұрын
I forgot Jefferies had the ability to be this funny
@SGTSnakeUSMC6 жыл бұрын
Dig it out with a knife. Gold!
@MarmaladeSally2 жыл бұрын
“7 dentists” 🤣
@georgejohnson59043 жыл бұрын
I miss this Jim Jeffries
@geekdromesucks9 жыл бұрын
Jim is a god
@JakeJustIs6 жыл бұрын
The hole. 20:10 And holy shit. Jim Jefferies. This is good goddamn work, Jim.
@teddysheckler18174 жыл бұрын
I wish Patrice was there too. Jefferies was hilarious 😂 😂
@MrEvanNoyes4 жыл бұрын
46:00 “Have I been a disgrace or have I actually been funny?”
@danielcarr57164 жыл бұрын
"yes"
@RyanRSchell4 жыл бұрын
I miss Jefferies. He was somehow the biggest dirtbag and the classiest person there
@dan1100910 жыл бұрын
this was jim when he was sobbering up, the first hour of this show when he comes in still high with his friend from the party is really mental
@craze666310 жыл бұрын
the only guys that could actually bag, are the ones bashing her, hilarious.
@thecritiquewithcdjames14575 жыл бұрын
Anthony's laugh is so evil
@camreese2 жыл бұрын
46:54 Vos “its a numbers game” lmao
@omfrusrs9 жыл бұрын
They should just have Voss read from a book and make fun of him... I could listen to that for hours...
@jinzokan34996 жыл бұрын
Opie is such joctober material
@rickterry41923 жыл бұрын
Damnit Vos makes me cry laughing
@ruffNeck00119 жыл бұрын
53:34 i can say no i 7 languages. I can say rape in one! :D that one had me :D
@jennpenn59 жыл бұрын
Five words in and the way she talks is already horrifying.
@thevincebros5459 жыл бұрын
After watching this hour, i understand why Jim Jefferies spent most of his standup career drunk on stage, he is masterful as a drunk comic, trumps Stanhope by a mile.
@sonicsforrealfather2 жыл бұрын
Joli’s “Do I look like I ____” shtick is cancerous
@gxlorp Жыл бұрын
She think its healthy to violate pur nature. You shouldn't be proud of "being an indoor girl". I hope she supplements vitamin d.
@RIGAMORTIS50211 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was Jefferies. "He does these impersonations. I swear, you would think it was the real people."
@harrygreb34576 жыл бұрын
I love how she was trashing vos’s acting and she was just as awful
@xander999fleischmann95 жыл бұрын
36:14 will leave you in fucking tears😭😂😭😂😭😂😭
@gstrdms9 жыл бұрын
WHO'S THE SKIRT?
@rowhouse602910 жыл бұрын
How many times does she say nice on this??? I count at least 15 maybe more. Every funny comment she just says nice
@TimeKillingFuel10 жыл бұрын
I think she started doing that after Opie called her out for not laughing at anything. That was how she tried to show that she had a sense of humor but she doesn't.
@rowhouse602910 жыл бұрын
***** Though I know any guess is as good as mine, is she like a depressed person?? Or does she just take herself super seriously?? I would be on the floor laughing at Jefferies he is so funny. She just seems so angry at the funny lines. I count she laughed once when Opie said no beer for you top Jefferies. I wonder if she was legit pissed off and hasn't been back on the show since. I wonder what Opie and Anthony thought. Jefferies kills me hes so funny here. Legendary performance.
@TimeKillingFuel10 жыл бұрын
Brett Hendrickson I don't even think she was pissed. I think it's as simple as her just not having a personality and being used to guys catering to her in every way.
@brdpitt10 жыл бұрын
***** I felt she could have played along more too. Are there any other great pornstar Opie Anthony interviews?? Any ones with a model or actress similar to this?? Is Jefferies always this funny?? I love when they try to set Anthony up with the female guest.
@takerdust10 жыл бұрын
brdpitt taylor vixen when Patrice was on
@tastemaker_874 жыл бұрын
01:03:03 amazing norton interjection.
@mrbruce32022 жыл бұрын
54:12 Jim Nortons burn 58:30 Quinns question 59:00 1:05:53 He would eat
@johncruz23642 жыл бұрын
Personality of a lobster
@romanap8258410 жыл бұрын
Is she trying to be funny?
@mattb89439 жыл бұрын
Yes unfortunately. EVERY single thing she said made me cringe.
@tallaganda839 жыл бұрын
Jim is a legend.
@VOUXE11 жыл бұрын
AMAZING! I FOUND IT!!!
@milkmadetea11 жыл бұрын
All sass and no brain, what a fun human being....
@johnsam86766 жыл бұрын
Fuckenay. My friends say I’m funny and I should be a comedian. But then I listen to Jim Jefferies drunk and off an ecstasy hangover and he’s 10 x funnier than I could ever be sober and if u gave me 10 years to write a 5 minute spot. Discouraging but entertaining.
@joerice75375 жыл бұрын
Lamo. Your not a comedian, and never could be.
@johnsam86763 жыл бұрын
That was kinda my point, slick.
@lenhudson81942 жыл бұрын
I never really liked Jeffries...but this was epic.
@Artttycuno4 жыл бұрын
Dothadance dothadance dothadance
@hot31688 жыл бұрын
JJ kills in this.
@MrCoolGuySr3 жыл бұрын
vos killing in the peanut gallery as usual. BTW check out the tree house in little rock this saturday.
@thegamingkitchen84296 жыл бұрын
This is missing Patrice O neal.
@MrEvanNoyes3 жыл бұрын
Scott Wakeling Beating up on a dead guy is bad looks. He’s not here to defend himself.
@rutgerhauser23773 жыл бұрын
@@MrEvanNoyes He woulda laughed out loud at that tho.