@@sophiefretter3313 i dont know ...writing something on the internet with thousands of views but no complaints or criticism is pretty rare so actually an honor no ?
@sophiefretter33138 ай бұрын
@@McNojo well who even could reply? only a german could relate to the video and therefore to my comment. but given the german efficiency (😉😌) there is nothing left to say. i still appreciate the thought of an honor tho:)
@flo5862 Жыл бұрын
only German people can understand the pain of trying to speaking English but knowing that you have this wiard accent
@xiaxiabaolan Жыл бұрын
true XDDDD
@Yes-Bean Жыл бұрын
I love how I grew up in germany and everyone (including the teachers) had the german accent
@muscledavis5434 Жыл бұрын
Hihihi you said Sack
@oMaxPower0 Жыл бұрын
Im german
@flo5862 Жыл бұрын
@@muscledavis5434 haha sorry but my phone tries to make german words out of my i englisch
@brandonhickey22182 жыл бұрын
“I never would eated… scrambled egg with ketchup.. what is this” that had me in tears I was not expecting that💀🤣😂😂😂
@maaliko13862 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tinig21642 жыл бұрын
I mean i eat pasta with ketchup but I would NEVER eat eggs with ketchup😂
@user-fv3iw9kv7h2 жыл бұрын
He literally made scrambled eggs with the english language lool
@bobmendoza24502 жыл бұрын
@@tinig2164 4 real 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️. It’s the fucking same thing. FFS Timo!
@company56852 жыл бұрын
He said i never would eat it
@zellhaufen85832 жыл бұрын
English people: we're always amazed how well Germans speak English. Timo Werner: hold my beer
@nmmknh8997 Жыл бұрын
You should hear English people talk German 🤣
@clintwestwood3046 Жыл бұрын
@@nmmknh8997 *speak
@comradecameron3726 Жыл бұрын
@@nmmknh8997 We are trying out best. Sorry it’s so scuffed.
@alisha5207 Жыл бұрын
More like hold me beer.
@RavenPaven Жыл бұрын
@@comradecameron3726 English was literally based from a westgermanic language, so how can the original be scuffed ?
@Jonathanizer2 жыл бұрын
Werner speaking German: What a reasonable smart young man. Werner speaking English: Someone hug this sweet innocent child!
@DavisGlas2 жыл бұрын
In german it's the same
@georgeupsetyt55582 жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂 he speaks reasonably in German
@yodukenukem2 жыл бұрын
He’s not that smart but at least he understands the language then
@kloschuessel7732 жыл бұрын
Nah he is quite stupid
@prabalpanjabi66412 жыл бұрын
HAHAJA
@dougdeyuuy25772 жыл бұрын
Timo is like a kid that makes everyone laugh without doing anything
@bobphigglebottom28392 жыл бұрын
Tru tru🤣
@zlatan86582 жыл бұрын
Zlatan does nothing when everyone laughs
@bobphigglebottom28392 жыл бұрын
@@zlatan8658 yooooo zlatan is zlatan and zlatan no laugh everyone laugh
@rixo4812 Жыл бұрын
Its tru but He is one of the best football players in the World
@emiliospowerballer1441 Жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@beng4ll967 Жыл бұрын
This guy has the most German humor I’ve ever seen, and it’s hilarious,
@ZXboom...10 Жыл бұрын
Thomas Muller is entering
@AbCd-lw5vs6 ай бұрын
Humour*
@newgamerboy78153 ай бұрын
@@AbCd-lw5vsBritish english humour american english humor
@owenchong24902 жыл бұрын
"Do you cry when you cut onions?" "No, cuz I don't have them" Timo is so funny cuz he takes everything so literally
@Aziz-tq1wd3 жыл бұрын
"I love ur shoes" "I love it too" 😂😂😂
@alianuchuks21303 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@lodovico28113 жыл бұрын
Them *
@freefallmatter3 жыл бұрын
Haaland " that's my boy"
@kevinranka2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/arqTfJx-zd2-hKM.html
@FlyingPotty4202 жыл бұрын
When he sticks his foot out 😂😂😂
@mplindustries49873 жыл бұрын
I mean he’s not even trying to be funny which is why he makes us laugh
@sweatydumored23832 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@zeyadagha22222 жыл бұрын
Thomas muller is the funniest german
@tarek23042 жыл бұрын
@@zeyadagha2222 poldi is
@justafunnyclown68312 жыл бұрын
@@zeyadagha2222 no he is not he is just cringey
@zeyadagha22222 жыл бұрын
@@justafunnyclown6831 Lewangoalski
@Vi_XXiV2 жыл бұрын
The fact he's German with a lisp, and a sense of humour. That just makes everything better.
@KilianSeanS2 жыл бұрын
What does that fact he's German have to do with anything?
@Vi_XXiV2 жыл бұрын
@@KilianSeanS German people living outside of England, or who aren't mixed are known to have a very stoic face and little sense of humour. Werner has banter, he's one of the few Germans with a good sense of humour. Another example would be Vettel fron Formula One.
@TheOriginalBijamist2 жыл бұрын
@@Vi_XXiV Klopp
@futdraftfan71472 жыл бұрын
@@TheOriginalBijamist boom
@plasticboy812 жыл бұрын
Thats two famous germans who have a sense of Humor. Maybe you should learn german and know more germans before making such a comment. Because i bet these rumours came from ww2 English people to discredit germans. Because Its total nonsense that germans dont have humor
@organenthusiast58032 жыл бұрын
We love Timo. Such a dude. Humble guy, funny guy. If he could hit a barn door from 5 yards out he'd already be a Chelsea legend.
@gandalf_thegrey2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing: When at Leipzig the only two things he was good at were: Running and hitting a barn from 5 yards out.
@MuNu_XiPi3 жыл бұрын
Werner's English in der Kategorie: "I'm early, also ich bin ehrlich"
@jannelx93643 жыл бұрын
Kann man besser nicht sagen
@vincentprothmann91043 жыл бұрын
sein englisch ist doch voll in ordnung…
@lonelycrona23883 жыл бұрын
@@vincentprothmann9104 besser als der durchschnitt definitiv, als ehemaliger englischstudent tut es halt ein bisschen weh :D aber kann man nix daran aussetzen
@lukasjackle1303 жыл бұрын
So schlecht ist sein Englisch gar nicht, bin ich ganz open und early
@OzyMandias133 жыл бұрын
It's pathetic how people slag him off as being kind of dense and awkward when he is communicating in a second language. I can tell you, most English under 30 can barely speak English, much less any other language.
@aldrichhf353 жыл бұрын
This guy seems genuinely nice, im sad people still bully him because of his performance
@augustopasquier78952 жыл бұрын
He will inprove, but even at the end he was important scoring that opener goal against my team Real Madrid.
@albinokanickel44922 жыл бұрын
He wasnt that bad tho. Sure some very idiotic mistakes but he scored important goals and achieved further important assists.
@aldrichhf352 жыл бұрын
@@albinokanickel4492 yes, he would be better if he just do assist because how good his pass is and how god awful his shot when infront of goal
@caidencavallone74102 жыл бұрын
Well He's making more a month than every one of them would make in fifty years
@ObviouslyDeven2 жыл бұрын
@@aldrichhf35 Funnily enough, at Leipzig and Stuttgart, he was pretty awful at passing. He was only good at scoring goals. Surprising what a different formation does to a man..
@domissondomishaaland8053 Жыл бұрын
Thomas Muller: finally a worthy opponent
@ibrahimyusabahrulalam8212 жыл бұрын
"I love your shoes" "I love them too" my man missed chances on and off the field
@christopherstein20244 ай бұрын
It's a good reply.
@viniciusmagnoni64922 жыл бұрын
0:42 Woman: - You cry when you cut an onion? Werner: - No. Woman: - That's quite hard... Werner: - Because I don't have them! (Genius)
@mattbogo_2 жыл бұрын
Were people jealous of you for knowing how to do a rubik's cube? Timo- NO THEY DONT CARE
@kevinranka2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/arqTfJx-zd2-hKM.html
@don_forti2 жыл бұрын
That was the part 😂😂😂😂🤔
@xxlyoussefcool18712 жыл бұрын
Werner literally said he don’t have onions lol
@jeanwalesa2 жыл бұрын
Werner answers "Because i don´t CUT them" ;)
@SampsfaN3 жыл бұрын
He seems so innocent, almost like a kid's brain in a grown-up 😭😂
@OzyMandias133 жыл бұрын
So I guess you probably do a lot of interviews in German? And when you do, you come off like Jason Statham?
@alessandrotorres35373 жыл бұрын
@@OzyMandias13 I don't think he's talking about his English but rather what he says or the way he explains things
@OzyMandias133 жыл бұрын
@@alessandrotorres3537 Yeah. What he says and the where he explains things in English. Do you speak a second language? Have you seen them do interviews in German? It's not the same. Just like most people doing interviews in a second language. They tend to say things in a funny way because mastering a second language is challenging.
@alessandrotorres35373 жыл бұрын
@@OzyMandias13 I speak five languages and yeah I get your point, it's just that I thought that he was referring to that rather than his English
@SampsfaN2 жыл бұрын
@@OzyMandias13 whoa calm down dude no need to get agitated. I'm not a native English speaker myself so I know very well how difficult it is. I said that with a positive connotation, wasn't mocking Timo in any manner.
@kennywestone122 жыл бұрын
He's so German that he knows exactly every molecule in his body, so for his own health he doesn't eat onions.
@fxbmus2 жыл бұрын
00:37 "Can you cut an onion?" "Yes but in my food i dont have it so i dont need to cut it" "Do you cry when you cut an onion?" "No" "Thats quit hard" "Yeah because i dont have them" 🤣
@omarsabih3 жыл бұрын
Timo is the most lovable guy on the planet.
@Asendra013 жыл бұрын
*Kanté enters the chat*
@justaperson15573 жыл бұрын
Nah bro that's kante
@JR_24_3 жыл бұрын
No kante
@Nick-ir9pt3 жыл бұрын
1. Kante 2. Timo Both from Chelsea
@martialjordan82253 жыл бұрын
Nah most hated
@onamiofficial2 жыл бұрын
I love his personality... he's not arrogant....he's funny and very humble...love seeing him and Chilwell and Mount being very good friend
@chelseafc4692 жыл бұрын
Yes Werner, Chilwell and Mount is the best trio 😂
@mathewvanostin71182 жыл бұрын
Chelsea players have the weirdest names Chilwell Loftus cheeks 😂😂😂
@Billy-dm5pc2 жыл бұрын
@@mathewvanostin7118 DRINK WATER
@nicoles_handle7 ай бұрын
im so glad this comedy legend is joining spurs
@IDontmindnames4 ай бұрын
*reporter asks a question* Werner: T R O P H Y G O O D S O E V E R Y T H I N G G O O D 🤠🤠
@forest53063 жыл бұрын
Werner just lives life and says what he wants he’s real
@benyyyo2 жыл бұрын
Hes just german 😂😂
@Burak-Kadir0072 жыл бұрын
@@benyyyo better than English Kane guys 😂😂😂
@brskhy75912 жыл бұрын
@@benyyyo he‘th jutht german
@cb53642 жыл бұрын
@@brskhy7591 bro i m dying AHAHh
@makkrohero593 жыл бұрын
I like Werner. Hope he stays for a long time. And I hope he’s doing well mentally, and improve his finishing.
@grateful13102 жыл бұрын
he needs to go on loan he will improve this way i think
@NDSVM2 жыл бұрын
Look how awesome he was in Leipzig, he never reached that level again in the long term.
@adnanassaf3502 жыл бұрын
@@grateful1310 your giving me real Madrid vibes, werner is not a youngster who is yet to prove his skull on the pitch, he is undoubtedly close to a world class player
@makkrohero592 жыл бұрын
I personally think he will benefit from playing with Lukaku, well I hope so anyway.
@ObviouslyDeven2 жыл бұрын
@@NDSVM because at Leipzig they played with 2 strikers. So when Werner wasn't confident enough, he could pass to poulsen. Or basically he knew poulsen was always a backup plan. This gave him more freedom. Also, he wasn't used as a Winger in Leipzig. Werner himself even said that he feels better playing with a second striker so there's that. Still, guy was still good while used as a Winger. Got almost as much assists as Sancho (who was hyped af) last season.
@porscheoscar4 ай бұрын
this is the most laughing I have ever seen by a German who was not a villain in a movie.
@MrIzzy_103 жыл бұрын
U can't hate him even if he doesn't score alot anymore Edit: wtf happened in the comments 😂
@flux36923 жыл бұрын
he will with lukaku dont worry bro
@mdswinner92903 жыл бұрын
@@flux3692 He is not going to play with Lukaku
@TmWastr3 жыл бұрын
@@flux3692 lukaku scores not him bro
@embonaldo3 жыл бұрын
@@mdswinner9290 he’s playing LF bro next to lukaku
@monkeyspoon82553 жыл бұрын
Everyone says about his goal scoring , he actually plays really well on the left wing , got loads of assists last season
@A____B3 жыл бұрын
1:17 I just love how Timo was one with the paper
@linax61883 жыл бұрын
sorry for that
@krishi35043 жыл бұрын
@@linax6188 lmao no need to apologise, it made funnier 😂
@whoareyou37812 жыл бұрын
@@linax6188 lol
@DarkarThanBlack2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a pro tip for a writer. "Be one with the paper~"
@danishjamal14002 жыл бұрын
@@linax6188 at first I thought u purposely edit like that, it did work well like that tho 😂
@ericschuster26802 жыл бұрын
"you cry when you cut an onion?" "no" Sigma grindset
@jfinal24342 жыл бұрын
He’s at his funniest when he’s 1 on 1 with the keeper 😂
@lalallama1713 жыл бұрын
Werner seems like a such a nice, happy, loveable bloke to hang out with
@kevinranka2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/arqTfJx-zd2-hKM.html
@fishyfish65103 жыл бұрын
Thomas Mueller the unfunny comedian and Timo Werner the funny non-comedian. Wow German team is a real gem😂
@RaygunzGOAT3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@shawty-.-3 жыл бұрын
Actually Müller is a funny guy. One of the most in the world of football.
@fluff53 жыл бұрын
Muller is funny
@rakmakraul59643 жыл бұрын
Only German people think Mueller ist funny
@Maziomix3 жыл бұрын
@@rakmakraul5964 yes because Müller can only speak German
@jamshidbek98552 жыл бұрын
He is so humble and simple man with a big heart
@zaki17-2 жыл бұрын
the last thing he says actually makes perfect sense. He says he enjoys watching streamers but also likes watching "streamers who watch streamers". Many streamers nowadays film themselves reacting to other streamers' gameplay. I can imagine that this isn't easy to explain if you don't yet speak english very well.
@foxinc.31533 жыл бұрын
Thomas Müller wont be happy Timo is being called the funniest german
@loganwarner1763 жыл бұрын
get it, lewanGOALski?
@yodukenukem2 жыл бұрын
Thing is everyone be saying that he’s the funniest but if you understand him, most of his jokes are pretty unfunny and even a little childish… not that being childish is a problem, but usually grown ups wouldn’t laugh about such stuff It’s more like his funny presence on and off the pitch which makes people say that…
@carlkontermann56372 жыл бұрын
Thomas Muller has not once been funny
@MrDenizk33 жыл бұрын
He is a genuine dude just a little off his game but he will get back up he’s showing his determination everytime he is onthe pitch he is just so close to the goals
@gabrielchinzz3332 Жыл бұрын
Guess what man's back at Leipzig.....
@BigBroskiReaction2 жыл бұрын
He is an adult with the heart mind and felling of a kid and I respect that
@cov90582 жыл бұрын
That final with 'i don't understand but we win the trophy yeah next question' brilliant🤣🤣
@SwarajBawankar2 жыл бұрын
Imagine WERNER and Haaland sitting together for an interview !! Haaland is just an upgrade for WERNER !!
@MrTobi-zl4wl2 жыл бұрын
Bruder du killst mich hahahaaha
@SwarajBawankar2 жыл бұрын
@@MrTobi-zl4wl ??
@MrTobi-zl4wl2 жыл бұрын
@@SwarajBawankar Bro you are killing me
@triggerfinger78312 жыл бұрын
Nah, Werner is an upgrade of Haaland....at least at the interviewing part
@khalidrachman7292 жыл бұрын
The first half was good, the second was shit
@Ziggy.773 жыл бұрын
in the end he meant that he likes watchng fortnite tournaments with commentary
@benla80262 жыл бұрын
Muller: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.
@guttlertimo96422 жыл бұрын
Es ist witzig zuzuhören wie Werner Englisch spricht😆
@lesyeuxdebubu64103 жыл бұрын
When Haaland song was played at 0:17 I burst out laughing 🤣🤣 that was soOoOo good
@samsoa193 жыл бұрын
THAT’S WHAT THAT WAS???
@A____B3 жыл бұрын
The Kygo Wo song
@weg58562 жыл бұрын
rossi bar erstes lied war haaland
@elianleal19342 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@saturne33472 жыл бұрын
0:59 "I don't understand the question but I don't care" I wish I could be direct like this to people 🤣🤣
@alessandrosamson5792 жыл бұрын
The english player on his team who eates scrambled egg and ketchup is definitely masoun mount
@DK-ep2ov2 жыл бұрын
0:35 makes me laugh every time without fail, even when I know it's coming
@Chicagoguy1223 күн бұрын
Scrambled Eggs? With Ketchup? WHAT IS THIS??
@matthewpotts51003 жыл бұрын
U have to love him
@Dylan-dz7wh2 жыл бұрын
honestly fair play to him, i could not speak german as well as he speaks english
@Vanessa-ck7ho2 жыл бұрын
hes honest and genuine, i like him
@BraydenB-cx2yt6 ай бұрын
Who's here after Spurs transfer!
@vahepoghosyan94663 жыл бұрын
I love Timo so much. Good luck for him this season. 1️⃣1️⃣🇩🇪
@randomguyfrombulgaria80683 жыл бұрын
Imagine an interview with Haaland and Werner
@TKDViktor952 жыл бұрын
Haaland's broken German and Werner's lisp hamdullah
@MrTobi-zl4wl2 жыл бұрын
Ich schwöre lachkick
@tsitsi44262 жыл бұрын
Timo will say stupid guy and Harland will say he's sh..t
@AbhaySingh-ic5pe2 жыл бұрын
His confidence is same as in front of the goal 🥅 😂😂
@desmondhume33311 ай бұрын
Love Timo and his crazy German humor
@draculahadnokarma82182 жыл бұрын
I love the hand gesture at 1:01 because it underlines his cluelessness of the question. I am also so happy for him that the English fans seem to admire him more than the German fans. In the first season of RB Leipzig in the Bundesliga, he made an absolut pathetic dive against Schalke 04. After this, the most of the German football fans hated him. Him playing at Leipzig did not make it better.
@i..93392 жыл бұрын
1 dive lol, almost every player dives
@fettegurke24472 жыл бұрын
@@i..9339 that isn't an excuse
@GuslanYoyowpo2 жыл бұрын
Werner speaking english with sign language
@ChocoladeKiss2 жыл бұрын
It wasn’t only about the dive, it was about him lying about it in the after-match interview. It was an idiotic moment from him and the subsequent move to Leipzig and then him twerking for Bayern and later on slandering the BL didn’t really endear him to Germans.
@finnnn96852 жыл бұрын
i am german and i love him and all Germany love him wen i see that so much people whant that he have to kick out of chealsy is not nice and i think ther are much more German pepole how like Timo more than Englisch
@uhemily23 жыл бұрын
this is funnier to me than it probably should be😭
@FOS19932 жыл бұрын
You’ve clearly never heard of Sebastien Vettel. 100% owns the title belt for funniest German.
@buffalosowljah3732 жыл бұрын
klopp and vettel.. way up there for the funniest germans
@eddi93829 ай бұрын
Sind beide nicht lustig 😂
@althafmanaf60532 жыл бұрын
Whoever made this , you are the GOAT
@Zim5.02 жыл бұрын
"when somebody makes holes in others legs" now how the hell did he come up with that 😂🤣
@geronimo81592 жыл бұрын
I think his train of thought was smth like "hole"-er?
@Aishzubir2 жыл бұрын
He's so serious and didnt mean to make any joke and thats why he's funny
@xBNW2 жыл бұрын
He just seems like the loveliest guy
@giannysinns5 ай бұрын
I love your videos. They are very entertaining and help in bad times... ❤❤