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New Morning Routine Just Dropped | TMG - Episode 290

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What’s up, slots? On this drunk episode of TMG the guys react to an outrageous anti-aging routine. Plus, a huge Vegas payout and the story of a prince’s $20 million birthday bender.
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Chapters:
0:00 Demonetized
0:25 Intro
1:31 Cu.t point
1:55 The DUI Guys
3:20 Spoilers
5:12 Noel’s Special Special
6:51 So Gambling?
8:01 Professional Gambling Addiction
12:24 BetterHelp
13:54 We Won’t Disclose
16:24 Fast Slots Strategy
19:02 Hand Pay Pleasure
20:06 Cody Trains for $5 Mil
21:55 King of Saudi
22:43 Book Algo
23:58 SeatGeek
25:39 The Reading Routine
26:54 Birthday Bender
29:01 Flexing on Elon
31:51 Normal and Loaded
34:39 Starbucks Ready to Drink Coffee
35:49 A Very Special Guy
38:01 Reverse Aging
41:21 Level 5 Thinking
43:11 Turning into Iodine
46:01 The Fifth Level
47:10 The McDonald's App
48:30 Beats By Cocomelon
51:44 Billionaire Obsessions
52:30 Glacial Party
54:19 Aging Normally
55:40 A Poop Test
1:01:45 Addicted to Autonomous
1:03:00 Routine Guy Leveled Up
1:04:35 Reversing Back to Sperm
1:05:16 Light Teasing
1:05:54 Is This Poop?
1:07:10 BoneZone Teaser
1:07:32 Thanks McDonalds!

Пікірлер: 401

@Z3R0BEAMIN Жыл бұрын

The poop test segment being the longest speaks volumes on what kind of podcast this is.

@sc000f Жыл бұрын

gambling addiction and poop test is all i could hope for when i tune into the pod every week

@ShhmiaASMR Жыл бұрын

No comma

@Thewhitedeath244 Жыл бұрын

@@sc000fSOMEONE QUICK GET HIM A POOP TEST

@mattthompson6090 Жыл бұрын

You must be new here

@ChromeMadhatter Жыл бұрын

reminds me of when they talked about shitterrorism for weeks

@mattsherack Жыл бұрын

Noel not revealing his ethnicity just so that he can use any racial slur without repercussion

@heavenly_abyss Жыл бұрын

frfr

@joshentertainment2 Жыл бұрын

He is half Asian because doesn’t say the n word

@Transformoholic Жыл бұрын

He’s half Filipino the way he said cebu In Andrew Schultz podcast

@FluidX3 Жыл бұрын

love how we get to be apart of the progression of cody and noels crippling gambling addiction really get to see them get successful married and happy just to lose it all to a hotel

@SparkyGecko Жыл бұрын

I've started gambling thanks to them not winning so great so far but I just know I'm going to soon! Everyone should gamble it's great.

@yootd3m Жыл бұрын

@@SparkyGecko you know what they say, "if at first you dont succeed try and try again"

@fueax Жыл бұрын

@@SparkyGecko 😭😭😭😭

@val397 Жыл бұрын

no please cus someone's gonna believe that😭

@umadbroyo2388 Жыл бұрын

"99% gamblers quit before hitting big"

@whats_a_good_name Жыл бұрын

“Mr brain is my biggest enemy” is such a poetic way to say “I’m stupid”

@donywahlberg Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA

@elliottbauer8456 Жыл бұрын

Here for the drinking and driving podcast

@Rustyfork_25 Жыл бұрын

Remember guys, it's the drunk crashers that give us drunk drivers a bad name.

@bloomingdasies Жыл бұрын

@@Rustyfork_25 exactly, like a wise man once said. Schlatt fan?

@sagetheboy914 Жыл бұрын

Here for the most racist podcast in the world

@davesimmons39 Жыл бұрын

The dookie exam part had me crying 😂

@connorruggles8740 Жыл бұрын

i haven't cried this much during an episode in a long time lmao

@sbob. Жыл бұрын

@@connorruggles8740 same bro

@von8786 Жыл бұрын

I love these young 20 year old men

@ExtendedRelease Жыл бұрын

Amazin

@matthew02 Жыл бұрын

i’m a 20 year old man too

@SuperCasino77 Жыл бұрын

Idk what it was about this episode specifically but this was the funniest one in a long time.

@sc000f Жыл бұрын

it was the poop test fasho

@_e8a Жыл бұрын

i wouldnt say "a long time" but it was a very good episode

@finlaydenning3552 Жыл бұрын

It had thats cringe energy

@arch1vst Жыл бұрын

this was just a 1 hr thats cringe episode

@jaxrabbxt2167 Жыл бұрын

Cody rockin that addiction bingo card. Alcoholic, Coke head, and a Gambling addict. God bless you Kelsey keep our little goblin thicklet safeee🖤🖤

@poledan Жыл бұрын

I deadass be letting them talk about gambling while cleaning though

@BraydeRistau Жыл бұрын

The boys are starting to get the big boy sponsors. I used to better help an seat geek😂 now they get Starbucks an McDonald’s📈

@djentlover Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile I can barely pay my rent

@just.call.me.kat_ Жыл бұрын

bro that is insane because I've never seen a Starbucks advert

@heinzbeans1827 Жыл бұрын

@@djentlover Skill Issue

@djentlover Жыл бұрын

@@heinzbeans1827 if hurts but it's true. Lack of focus

@djentlover Жыл бұрын

@@heinzbeans1827 thanks Mr. Heinz. Love your ketchup

@PutYourHeartsUp26 Жыл бұрын

100% accurate about the gambling portion- i got lots of chores done and listened since you guys were passionate about it but i had 0 thoughts regarding it

@gtgclaire Жыл бұрын

graduating from college today….. thanks for getting me through it guys

@Alizavr Жыл бұрын

congrats!!!

@gtgclaire Жыл бұрын

@@Alizavr thanks bestie

@ohlordygeorgie3259 Жыл бұрын

fck yeah congrats!

@ayla8345 Жыл бұрын

I genuinely love Noel’s style so much. He’s always dressed well.

@delaniesommers9833 Жыл бұрын

Imagine going to the doctor because you’re in need of a “dump swump” 57:34

@lulujones Жыл бұрын

a Scat Scan

@juliadarkness Жыл бұрын

One of my favorite things about the podcasts is when you guys riff off each other. The whole poop test, turd quiz lmfao

@notoriouskhi7574 Жыл бұрын

Next Cody and Noel do HAS to be a dookie exam

@jelly4129 Жыл бұрын

I put this on when I'm doing chores so I'm used to the long tangents it's my weekly background music which is a good thing lol

@jak_bcbeats3840 Жыл бұрын

Honestly congratulations to these two guys, i remember the days of the shitty tiny ass studio being sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends. Now they have Starbucks and McDonalds sponsoring them and the pod has only gotten better. Best creators and businessmen on youtube.

@ChloeAlexiss Жыл бұрын

The way they joked about hanging up on his therapist and then cut to the “betterhelp” ad 😭😭😭

@pbft.j Жыл бұрын

Episode started slow but the poop section really delivered thanks 👍 Like I haven't laughed that hard in SO LONG.

@Asuna.Stacia Жыл бұрын

Cody saying he’s gonna go see Twice for the ad read is so funny

@leonjhendrix Жыл бұрын

Poop test 👁👄👁 Thanks for reacting gentlemen lol

@nomistarfall560 Жыл бұрын

Y’ALL NEED TO COLLABORATE, ASAP.

@refillpan Жыл бұрын

they're right, the poop bit was actually really funny 😭

@djaaronix Жыл бұрын

holy shit, the guy aging slowly bit was one their best in a long time. If they would have done that as a separate that’s cringe video, they would be #1 on trending rn with like 10mil views

@MGrimm1226 Жыл бұрын

Poop test bit is one for the books, god damn.

@aaaaaaaa-xg4je Жыл бұрын

Petition for them to release new music

@ExtendedRelease Жыл бұрын

Amazin

@arielanguiano9359 Жыл бұрын

“Look me in the eyes and say that”… I knew it was over, funny shit

@ghazal5907 Жыл бұрын

extra funny today. impeccable work as always boys

@quezbeats Жыл бұрын

the poop test bit is the hardest ive laughed in a while. 😂😂

@wren_ch._4206 Жыл бұрын

it’ll be really funny to pretend you watched the entire episode right now

@ExtendedRelease Жыл бұрын

Amazin

@DanielTruran7 Жыл бұрын

How did Noel get away with saying dump swump?

@reymundo64 Жыл бұрын

I love how the better help add came right after Noel said he hung up on his therapist lmfaoo

@okayokayokay111 Жыл бұрын

“With my kids in the back.” “With someone else’s kids in the back.”

@greenbean396 Жыл бұрын

Hanging up on the therapist right before the Better Help segment was pretty funny

@dettolduck Жыл бұрын

they’re joking abt Noel filming his sets and cutting to different clothes, but that’s exactly what happened in Aaron Chen’s special 😭😭

@cringelemon5365 Жыл бұрын

Wow, I'm going to use the McDonald's app right now. Thank you TMG!

@chrisgarcia4688 Жыл бұрын

I was at the late show in San Diego and yeah Noel killed it, it was my first time at a comedy show and I def would go again

@heunam3593 Жыл бұрын

I cant believe it, they FINALLY said the word. It's been a good run guys, sad to see them go

@finlaydenning3552 Жыл бұрын

What word

@heunam3593 Жыл бұрын

@@finlaydenning3552 I guess they cut it out of the video by now, I cant say the word here, it was REALLY fucked tho

@petertrakas629 Жыл бұрын

@@heunam3593 na man I need to know 😢

@drumpug9697 2 ай бұрын

The cut from Noel talking about hanging up on his therapist to the better help sponsorship killed me

@holycrowley93 Жыл бұрын

i like the gambling talk. i dont gamble and im not planning to but its fun to hear about you guys losing money

@jimmycoolguy1207 Жыл бұрын

hey guys nice podcast but it was a little bit weird whenever cody got up and vowed to "have relations" with noel's mom... guess its not that big of a deal thought Noel seemed cool with it. Besides that funny podcast.

@thenoelmiller Жыл бұрын

😂

@fastlifebmx9292 Жыл бұрын

@@thenoelmiller Had to scroll for 10 mins straight to find this comment and ofc you reply😂

@hannahgonia9801 Жыл бұрын

I went to the Phx show and it was the fastest hour and a half in my life. The show was so good I didn’t want it to end and Noel had me crying. 10/10 indeed 👏

@evagrace2231 Жыл бұрын

The privilege of Mr PoopTest is outstanding. Those CGMs are so expensive, me and many other diabetics need those medical devices and he uses it as a fun accessory to help with his aging. Ugh

@ihategamers5915 Жыл бұрын

The Tiny Meat Gang Slotter-House would go HARD

@qweenwzrrd Жыл бұрын

50:05 Cody went full dancing parrot mode

@flarefujiwara8606 Жыл бұрын

I lowkey love the gambling talk

@connorjensen6333 6 ай бұрын

The gambling to better help segment is crazy 🎉🎉

@jamesmanley9427 Жыл бұрын

Noel was PROUD of that glacial joke

@nickmclawhorn5559 Жыл бұрын

Dre Drexler, you have 24 hours.

@blakemcdevitt6403 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for cheering me up through hard times boys❤

@Murphyswagg Жыл бұрын

crying at poop test

@shrimpel3542 Жыл бұрын

I noticed that cody seemed better in this episode. Hope rehab for the cocaine thing is going well!

@BobSmith-ql7fb Жыл бұрын

I got to try out the Rich Little Piggies slot machine today, life-changing experience

@jkiddunc Жыл бұрын

Turd quiz had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

@charcharbug Жыл бұрын

I couldn't have asked for a funnier set, even though Noel says he didn't have an opener for Phoenix. Such a perfect night out, especially when he started uncontrollably whining about his childhood trauma !

@scarah0123 Жыл бұрын

Somehow the “reverse aging” on the thumbnail made them look older

@DKF_oli Жыл бұрын

I can’t even tell 😂

@matthew02 Жыл бұрын

bruh it’s changed now wtf

@DKF_oli Жыл бұрын

@@matthew02 whooaaa.

@hamzahbokhari Жыл бұрын

You guys should have Leon Hendrix on your show - he's awesome, great content and good guy!

@captainzigglez Жыл бұрын

starbucks AND mcdonalds ad reads, the boys are moving up!

@Terrariex Жыл бұрын

28:01 "he hasn't read the book on that yet" severely underrated

@m0str33t Жыл бұрын

Props to whoever cut the betterhelp ad perfectly timed

@onlyDHR Жыл бұрын

i was literally crying tears at the dooky test part

@sleepysagittarius Жыл бұрын

The lemons and limes are arranged so nicely and for what

@victoriadoh3385 Жыл бұрын

No matter how far we progress in terms of humour, culture, society, age, etc: pee pee poo poo jokes will remain undefeated as the champion of funny haha's

@ghoulishtoad 9 ай бұрын

The level 5 thinking shit is sending me 😂😂😂😂😂

@tertuga Жыл бұрын

Cody wants slot comments, okay. As a Vegas native who remembers being eight and waiting in line at restaurants adjacent to the slots, I love the slot talk. That’s my childhood. MORE SLOT TALK

@ziadissa2216 Жыл бұрын

Nahhh the cut from the hanging up on your therapist bit to the betterhhelp sponsor

@lokew1254 Жыл бұрын

How do they expect us to comment about gambling when we have cocomelon type beat and poop test?

@reji9418 3 ай бұрын

the ending of beef wasnt that they were made for each other. it was how everyone is connected and "one," we all deal with our own shit and if we have empathy for one another we realize that we arent as different from each other as we may think

@colecarmichael5724 Ай бұрын

Preach

@Rodviet Жыл бұрын

Omg i was just gonna go upstairs to put away clean laundry just when they started the gambling talk, i felt so seen. Scary shit lmao

@DavidMiller-cw5fn Жыл бұрын

I think the phrase Cody's looking for is "Bigger number better person"

@prospect8245 Жыл бұрын

moments like "the poop test" is why i've been watching this podcast every week ever since they started it lmao

@lavenderwisteria4245 Жыл бұрын

Yooo me and my brother and law have been so bored I’m glad we got a new episode fuck yeah

@alexistheis8860 Жыл бұрын

A GLACIAL IM CRYING

@user-zv5yy7oh9u Жыл бұрын

This is the hardest I've laughed in a while thank you

@INYAROOM Жыл бұрын

50:48 when Cody said diet it went wit the beat perfectly 😂

@merricklefebure9904 Жыл бұрын

So glad to know that noel plays btd6

@catopotato3330 Жыл бұрын

55:57 Cody became a chirping bird😭😭😭

@ansaashfaq7864 Жыл бұрын

I DIED. I haven't laughed this much in a hot minute

@brodyhoward13 Жыл бұрын

Great timing on the better help ad lmao

@H3_Chill Жыл бұрын

Better Help ad couldn't have come at a better time.

@donywahlberg Жыл бұрын

The poop test bit is a TMG all timer guys, I am crying I can barely type this

@samueldavies5766 Жыл бұрын

Banger ep!

@TheRavetetsei15 Жыл бұрын

Was not ready for how hard that beat was

@caitlynturner8523 Жыл бұрын

I was at the san diego show (my first comedy show) and I couldn't of asked for a better first timer

@anawithbirbs6644 Жыл бұрын

i want y'all to record every tmg episode at 4pm from now on, holy shit that was the funniest episode GOD 💥💥 love this podcast sm 🫶

@motionsmoothing Жыл бұрын

I'd love to hear Noels favourite BTD6 towers

@-angelp Жыл бұрын

the reverse aging guy is going to de-age himself so much that he will be negative years old and find a way to harness those years to time travel. He goes back in time to have started this whole process sooner, then travels to the future just in time for deep space exploration where he enslaves aliens that will harness energy for his space ship that can travel through black holes to become a multiverse villain.

@noraoraoraoraora Жыл бұрын

LMAOO cody saying hes gonna see twice in the ad read💀

@lia.lia.lia. Жыл бұрын

noel should do a chris rock: kill the messenger type beat and release the special with cuts from each city depending on which hit better for that particular bit! can't wait to see the end result either way!