"Not the least qualified wizard breaking in my house" I'M DECEASED 💀💀💀😭🤣

I saw this movie in theaters with a few friends. And half way through the movie after Rupert Grint started being foul, my friend leaned to me and said, "Didn't think Ron had it in him."

The way Dave said "A single sex couple" would Immediately have me thinking he is going to kill me

I feel the love for Daddy Andrew, he was definitely serving primo husband vibes.

"If the sky doesn't clear IMMEDIATELY!" 😂 Girl same! I said "It better rain SKITTLES!" 😅

37:07 - "I should be seeing the mothereffin rainbow by now!" That had me rolling.

I honestly didnt expect to tear up watching this movie when i saw it in the theatre, the ending hit me especially hard. Along with the 4 horsemen thing I also kinda got a savior/messiah image from Eric and a punisher/condemner image from Andrew. especially with their discussion of if humanity was worth it or not. Also Bautista's acting was really great too, he really sold the gentle giant character who has to do something that he really doesnt want to.

Dave Bautista gave such a nuanced and heartfelt performance, it’s really quite special

The family chemistry is amazing I wish it was in a non horror movie.

“Not the least qualified wizard breaking into my house.” Leave Ronald alone 😂😭😭 Happy Birthday Month 🥳🎉🎂🎈🎊 do what you need to do in order to enjoy!!❤️🍷

Not too big on Night movies but the child actress who played Wen did SO well!!!

You take the words right outta my mouth Alanda! Daddy Eric was a martyr but I really wanted him to be on the same page as Daddy Andrew bc anybody else put that in that predicament is gonna say "screw the world! Just it just be us and our daughter" cause that's what i woulda said.. that's why i like the movie weathering with you bc if I'm the chosen i need to be knowing that ahead of time but springing that on me out the blue is not gonna produce the best results! 😂 I love how daddy andrew and win were debating with the radio at the end and Daddy Andrew is indeed A HUSBAND! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

“show us what you’re packing daddy andrew” umm okay sir😂😂😂

“Would you stop talking about god fingering the earth🤨” 💀💀💀

Didn't love the movie, felt like something was missing the entire time but "Daddy Andrew" was definitely the final GORL we deserved 🤣

Idk if you have seen "DEVIL" where these people are trapped on an elevator the entire movie it's one of my nights most underrated movies with a good twist it's pure insanity one of my favorites for sure next to signs even though signs when I saw that as a kid really messed me up lol 😂

I would love to see more M. Night reactions! Split is pretty good but I would also love if you rewatched some of his weirder stuff like the happening 😂

Why does the antagonists introducing themselves sound like something said at a support group? Am I the only one who finds this hilarious and creepy, at the same time? 😂

I like to think the song playing at the end was Eric letting them know he was okay.

Alanda, girl. You're so pure, precious, pretty, and effortlessly hilarious. I honestly believe it would be impossible to be in a bad mood while watching your reactions. ☺️ Keep doing you and I'mma keep supporting it. Hope last week was great and this one will be also. 🖤

"this is homophobic" I felt that. I really felt that. how horribly unfair and I am not sure I would even be able to make such a choice. this movie was awesome but also made me feel like a piece of shit. As a gay man nearly 40, I have to admit; I have little kinds left for those not in my heart already. I am still thinking about this movie and I feel really awful.Cuz...am I a horrible person? cuz I couldn't or didn't know if I could give something up? my heart hurts. Thanks Auntie, you are amazing!!

I understand not wanting to see our precious Mr Tumnus being a bad guy, but I highly suggest Split if just to watch James McAvoy's acting chops. He's amazing and unsettling to watch.

I much prefer the books ending better , but I do respect the ending Night went with. He put his own ideals into it, which I personally don't subscribe to but still worked well. Normal for an adaptation, so was not surprised much by the ending change. I saw this in theaters, and for me it was a movie that had to stew. Once it did I liked it much more, it was cool to see him try something like this. Devil was probably the closest thing similar to this one.

I really enjoyed this film and your reaction. Happy that Andrew lived as he had me invested the whole time. Alanda's line about the least qualified-wizard was hilarious

I would love to see you react to the Split trilogy. Unbreakable, Split and then Glass. The first two especially are brilliant movies!

I’m looking forward to this reaction! Are there any updates are when you are going to continue the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise? You only have one more “bad” sequel left before Wes Craven’s New Nightmare, which I’m sure you will enjoy!

"Are you gonna kill me babe?" "Yes." 😨

I will say that the thing I don’t love about the ending change is that it proves the crazy people (or Four Horsemen) right, where the book ends with the gay couple staying together and deciding to face whatever may come (it ends ambiguously). The one change I knew he would make was the one involving what happens to Wen, which I didn’t mind that he changed. It’s well made and well acted, but the ending does kind of leave a bit of a bad taste in my mouth.

This is the perfect Friday night surprise, bless you for gifting us. The book was absolutely phenomenal! The changes in this movie are... meh. Please do Split -it's one of my favorite films of his and much deeper than you'd expect. Would also love to see your reaction to The Descent and House of Wax!

Oh, girl, PLEASE do Split! It's wicked good.

"This is homophobic" YOU'RE RIGHT BHGFDBHGF This truly is fucked on so many levels. I'm team Andrew all the way

I cried watching this! This was very hard on my heart being a Same Gender Lover. I was left like are GAY people not allowed to have love on this Earth and if we do "The 4 Horseman" are gonna come and tell us we must make a decision. With all other religions in the world, why does Christianity have to be mocked or viewed in this light.

Happy Birthday month!! Live it up and celebrate yourself, even if you miss a week! 🎉🎉 P.s… but please never leave us because we love watching movies with you each week! 😂❤ Thank you for all the time you put into making us laugh and having some fun, positive energy to look forward to each week.

I would honestly love to see your Split reaction. James McAvoy is brilliant in that role. The way he can change personas is masterful. ❤😊

Alanda is the best! She always delivers.

"why would she be afraid of some bible thumpers" - oh honey, there are so many reasons to be afraid of those.

OMG! I watched this movie yesterday and it was sooooo good. Can't wait to watch your reaction! ❤❤❤

The ending of the movie at least had a happier? ending than the devastating ending of the book (MAJOR SPOILERS): At the end of the book Wen is accidentally shot and killed in the fight over the gun between Andrew and Leonard. Leonard is horrified and wracked with guilt but is not sure if the sacrifice will count. Sabrina decides enough is enough and kills Leonard before offering to lead Andrew and Eric to the truck. However, when they get there, Sabrina shoots herself (it is never revealed if she does it of her own volition or if some entity behind this is controlling her). Then Eric offers to be the sacrifice by pointing the gun at himself, fully convinced it's real. Andrew talks him down and convinces him no matter what that the family will not hurt each other and they will go on. And...that's it. That’s where the book ends. It's never revealed whether the apocalypse scenario was real or not and the reader is left to make up their own minds about everything that just happened.

Another one I recommend for Pride Month is The Retreat (2021). It’s so good

You didn’t even have to finish the video cousin roflmao!!!! “Not the least qualified wizard at my door…” my guy!!! I fell out I didn’t need anything else roflmao

Mannn if the director had kept the storyline just like the book when it comes to Wen…Alandra would be soooo sad 😢😂

I was gonna see this movie in theatres but I waited cause if I did I knew I would have to close my eyes and cover my ears when they start playing the Scream VI trailer since it’s a horror movie, cause I only watched the teaser so I can see the movie without knowing too much 😂😂. If I remember correctly after I watched Scream VI they were no longer playing it, which is weird cause they usually play films for at least 2 to 3 months.

all i’ll say… YES YES WATCH SPLIT.

Not only are your commentaries amazing, but your video titles never disappoint lmao. I think this is my fav one of all

Happy Birthday 🎉 and YES to SPLIT. So good.

Yes I definitely recommend Split. I would love to see your reaction to that.

SPLIT?!? YES!! GLASS?!?! YES!! ALANDA?!?!? YESSS 💕✨💕✨

Yay🎉❤❤ I was just getting ready for bed, looking for something besides constant Golden Girls to watch... And here comes my TRULY GOLDEN horror-movie-watching friend (in my head 😂), saving me from the mundane. Can't wait to see what you thought of the movie. Personally, I was not pleased. A'tall. But I know I'ma be pleased watching 👑 Alanda Parker watch it! Much light and love, to you and all who wish to receive. 🙏🏻🌈💜 And PS, yes, I liked the fight Daddy Andrew had in him ... He’s like - my wrists may be a lil’ bent but my fists swing real straight, okay!?! 😉😂

This ep couldn’t have come at a better time queen 🙏🏻❣️

Love your videos :) I have my routine now of seeing what the movie will be before watching it if I’ve never seen it before and then watching your video with my little snack and drink.. love your reactions will def keep coming back for more .. also rewatching your vids when I’m having a bad day to cheer me up ❤❤ thank you very much

I think this might be the first movie I watched with my boyfriend after we made it official that left both of us sitting there like…”what the fuck?” We knew going in that M. Night is a sink or swim, but we both enjoyed it, even though it was devastating. He’s gonna choke laughing when he hears your Ron Weasley line, though. I can’t wait to show him. 😂😂😂

Saw this one in theaters. I felt the same way about Andrew. 😅

You had me cackling with this one. My reactions were exactly yours when I first saw this. I cannot wait until The Blackening is streaming because I know I’ll be on the floor when you react to it.

I was so hoping this video was coming! I went into this movie, not having any prior knowledge of what it was about, and I really was afraid of how Dave Bautista was portrayed in the beginning. I was really scared that first interaction was going to turn into something nefarious. 😂 Happy it didn't but, this is my new faves by M. Night (i'm not even going to begin to try to attempt his last name). It's so good! Also, loved seeing Dave in a bit of a softer role. I hope that man doesn't get type casted as the big tough guy, like the Rock. I hope Hollywood doesn't pigeon-hole him!

Catholic school really did a number on M. Night Shyamalan...

I seem to remember doing laundry while watching this movie so I was kinda in and out but I did enjoy it. Specifically the last scene with the radio was an excellent touch.

Loved this!!! I wish you would revisit and finish the nightmare on elm street franchise and Friday the 13th series. Love the crossover between the two and you’ll love that Nancy is back in New Nightmare. She plays her real self and Nancy Thompson. So good you’d be proud to see Nancy again

It pisses me off that they killed the horsemen inside the house. Like, you guys are so polite and thoughtful but you can’t make that mess outside?!

Yesssss! Finally 🖤 love your videos!

You always make me smile x

you should watch as above so below. such a good found footage movie!

6:35 You know what I never thought of in so many horror movies it's the dad/husband that doesn't believe something horror related is going down, now there's two of them lmao

Hold up hold up; HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN I HOPE YOU HAVE A BLESSED AND GREAT BIRTHDAY MONTH!!!

Lovely reaction Alanda, tho the ending had me in tears

Your commentary, your thoughts just delight me. Thank you!!!

I should be seeing the mother fucking rainbow by now Quote of the century right there

This was definately something!! I was shook to see Rupert in this film! In fact I was SHOOK PERIOD!

Once you watch “Split” you will look at the first scene here completely differently. I was so creeped out I had to question if I was going to finish watching.

You are amazing and so funny and I’m so glad I found your channel. I’m about to head to work and binge your content all day! 🙌🏻 Thank you! 😃

I love many of the M Night movies. I enjoy them even if they are bad. This one isn’t great but I’ve actually enjoyed this one more by watching people react to it. Lol

I'm not gonna lie, I didn't believe Bautista until he started talking in sync with the TV. I would've looked at my husband and said, "let the world perish." Cuz the way I see it. IF I did make a sacrifice, the world will never learn its lesson, plus I would also be saving people who deserve to be condemned such as criminals, pedo's, ect. I am not the righteous person to make the choice. I am Eren Yeager, I choose my loved ones. 😅

I would LOVE a reaction to "SPLIT." (Um, without getting too specific, I'd first just like to make sure you're truly familiar with Shyamalan's earlier movies. I think you'd get more out of "Split" with, uh, that familiarity.)

I *FINALLY* did my reaction to this and now I get to watch your video. JOY!

Honestly, the ending to the book (The Cabin at the End of the World) is so much better and more heartbreaking than the movie, like 10000% worse

Devastating but an interesting ride. Happy Birthday month!! 🎂

Not “Tip Tip Tippin on Hardwood Doors” 😂😂😂 Wooo that tickled me!

Happy birthday! (when the time comes) my fellow Cancer. No wonder I love you so much lol, love the content!

i love ur vids! im going thru a hard time rn and your so comforting thank you

I wish the film was a faithful adaptation. There was no reason to make such a "creative" change to the source material... because this version has a "kill a gay, save the world" homophobic undertone that i do not care for. But like always, your reactions are so incredibly entertaining ❤

Split is soooooo good. The acting!!!!!!

Was catching up on your vids that I missed out on and was just about to go to bed, but you gotta know I'm watching this before I knock out for the night!

I was watching a video on this movie, and the KZfaqr said 'Johnathon Groff isn't singing 'You'll Be Back,' but he'll be killed by friends and family to remind you of his love'

Happy Birthday, girl! ❤

Batista: "I never watched this show before, but I like it!" Alanda: "Dave, shut the Fuck up!" Me: "(Dead)"

😢Unbreakable, Split, and Glass are tied together in that order.

I never watched this movie because Rupert Grint is in it and i knew he would be one of the "bad guys" and i really just didn't want to see him do bad. Also, i would let myself be sacrificed because the pain and devastation would be worse on them than my death

Could you watch the movie "black phone" sometime? Its a great thriller movie. I'd love to see your reaction. It's up to you ofc, but its a great movie. I think you would like it. Hope you're doing well and love your videos.

Happy birthday!! 🥳

Swisher sweets... every day i am grateful to have found your channel. love you xo

Geezzzzz😂😂😂😂❤❤love the reaction

Happy Birthday girl!! Hope your birthday month is awesome. I didn't see this but omg looks like Ron went all Death Eater and shit damn

Ahhh! It's my 31st birthday today and a video from Alanda is great gift!

Happy Birthday Alanda!!!!!

I grew up his movies too! Signs was something else when I was five years and was definitely afraid of aliens for a long while after that one lol

The four intruders are wearing white black red and yellow which are the colors of the four horsemen

I only knew daddy Andrew as Arsehole Guy from Fleabag and I was so excited to see him in this movie! Hope he makes a bunch more!!

“OH MY GOD. IT’S RON WEASLEY” 😂😂😂

I love your reaction & when I watched this movie I was really impressed this movie.

the title! 😂😂 10 10 10s across tha board!

i was on andrew's side the whole time! i feel like the world needs a reset anyways!