Michael: This is my girlfriend Lily, and this is her girlfriend Poki.

Scarra: "SEND ME SHIT!" Me: unfortunate choice of words...

Michael: "CONTRACEPTION IS SIN" Lily: *Concerned laughter*

I can't wait for Scarra's villain arc where he's the only one in the video opening all the packages regardless if they're for him or not

Scarra: “SEND ME SHIT!” *Very poor choice of words*

Toast gets at least one love letter every unboxing and i like it

Poki: Friends are like stars, they shine the brightest when the sky is darkest. Toast: *Well yeah whatever take a nut* 14:28

Ngl I'm kinda disappointed Michael didn't get any weapons, but everyone saying nut kinda evened it out.

Toast's sister is named Jenny so I can see why he doesn't like Jennifer

The best storyline in all of OfflineTV is Pokimane's continued attempts to seduce LilyPichu.

Toast and Scarra: “Look, Oreo Wafers!” Poki: “Look, more plushies!” Lily: “these wafers are really good” *the specimen*: “there is lube everywhere”

I swear to god I'm loving Scarra more and more, man needs more than he has

Scarra is underated af, pls everyone send him stuff and show him love

I love how Toast at the beginning has a new badass look but as he puts on more stuff from the mail he slowly starts looking like a lesbian grandma

Scarra: send me shit Everyone: *well if you insist*

Scarra: This one said read off cam. Everyone: Understandable.. so read it on cam.

Lily: "you've never given me a reason to flinch" *Literally Toast tying her and the others up for the escape room 2 videos ago*

can't wait to see them expend their privately funded armoury

box: "Lay flat before opening" Micheal & toast: Opens it sideways

i love poki and lily's relationship. its so wholesome! girls supporting each other. Its so cute

Poki: Friends are like stars they shine the brightest when the sky is darkest.” Toast: “Well yeah whatever take a nut.”

Toast: *Love letters* Poki: *Books* Lily: *Cute stuffs* Micheal: *Weird shts and condoms* Scarra: *Pity gifts*

Scarra: "send me shit" Me: *you know the rules, and so do i*

Scarra: why do ppl think that's your product, you stole it from china Michael: well china stole it from somewhere else "China stole it from somewhere else" - Michael Reeves, 2021

I haven’t seen offline tv in 6 months and toast looks like he’s a mafia boss now like what😂😂

DAMN TOAST, I’m bouta buy this mans non-existent onlyfans

The Death Nut finding out that he has another volunteer for tribute in Michael: "This pleases the nut."

*Opens furry book* Michael: This is *my* bible.

Poki: *reading a furry ff* The background music: *Genshin background songs when you enter a church*

Scarra: "Send me sh*t." Me: *You fool*

As a Brazilian, Scarra's unawareness for Bis causes me great pain.

"Who gives a sh!t about Calgary?!" Damn I felt that.

Scarra "Send Me Shit!" He just opened a can of worms, didn't he?

Lily: “yea you give me no reason to flinch” *JOKE*

14:54 this line out of context 😂😂

Genshin Cathedral soundtrack while reading furry book was fitting

I genuinely get sad that Scarra gets so little. If I had the money I would definitely send him something. That person who got him the bulbasaur had the right idea.

I love how Toast is like "Kowalski, analysis" to Yvonne every time there's a Twitter handle to investigate.

The funny thing is I found otv through micheal reeves, well it started with me being in a depression and I am really into science and electronics. I found micheal's "pissing robot dog" video and I knew I found something to help with my sadness, his videos made me so happy, and then I found out him and lilypichu were together, and ive heard of lily, through genshin, music and old among us videos. so i started watching lily's videos, I was finally getting out of my depression because I found some new content creators that made me happy. Later on I heard lily mention OTV, and I've seen people from OTV in her videos. so i looked it up and I started watching those as well. Everytime im sad I watch OTV or lily or micheal and it just fills me with joy. I am starting to watch more of other people in OTV's videos as well and I'm falling in love with everyone in it! Thank you OTV for making the hardest time in my life the new best.

The guy who sent crinkle: "I'll f-cking do it again"

Michael: there's lube everywhere Poki: EW Protection Michael: CONTRACEPTION IS A SIN I love this duo

"Girls in nursing school are the freakiest" As someone who's engaged to a med school student, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

Can we talk about Michael’s catch 13:37

17:55 i think this is the most i've ever heard michael laugh and its over a poop joke

Scarra is a cutie I love him sm . Even though he doesn't get much things he still sits with his friends with no jealousy and laughs with them. That's real friendship Also protect this pure soul

Michael and Poki agreeing on people shitting their pants in order to never get away from their setup is quality

Scarras my favorite! 😆 Lily’s like: “it’s a start up wellness company do I shout them out?” Scarra: “NO”

i hope i can see scarra receiving more gifts on the next unboxing video!! love the community ♡♡

Everyone: yo, these Oreos are pretty bomb. Michael: oh god, there’s lube everywhere.

kinda wanna send something now, lol

I like seeing the other members get normal packages 99% of the time and then Micheal gets the weird stuff

Scarra covering Michael when lily asks why he knows about crinkling 😹 He mentioned crinkling as soon as scarra pulled out the book in the last package

Lily’s like “you think I’m cute 😊” Lily that is your whole brand.

Michael playing Lily's song on the stylophone was adorable.

13:16 the mondstadt cathedral theme kicked in lmao

I love the unboxing content of OTV. There's even a gift for, Rae awww 🥺

oh my god it feels like forever since they did an unboxing, LETSGO

Scarra: "SEND ME SHIT!" Be careful what you wish for...

Toast: WHY ARE YOU FLINCHING? Michael:Instantly looks back and reachs for lily MY HEARTTT

Awesome stuff guys

Poki: "Friends are like stars, they shine brightest when the sky is darkest" Toast: *yea whatever just take a nut*

I like how the description has everyone's link except lily and has "cute asian artist girl" in her place

Michael never ceases to amaze me.

Soo whens the one before Christmas

“That’s called trauma” “It is trauma” *traumatic laughter*💀😂

Okay, but Michael playing the Stylophone is something I did not expect.

"we are allowed to see it, you guys arent" proceeds to show it a way we can see the picture through the paper

Thank you (the fans) for sending them awesome gifts so they can do these funny and amazing videos (I wish I could send gifts, but I never know what to send, maybe LEGO sets)

thank you all for the gifts as always 💖😊😊 merry christmas, happy new years & happy valentines day LOOL

Scarra: "SEND ME SHIT" how much y'all willing to bet he's getting a literal (hopefully toy) shit?

2:12 Toast is like, "ouhhhhh. she a cutie".

Lilypichu acting depressed and the gang just like "wtf" xD

Poki: Friends Are Like Stars They Shine The Brightest When The Sky Is Darkest Toast: Well Yea Whatever Take A Nut 14:28

the unboxing series is my favorite

scarra getting big, keep the grind scarra

This is the first OTV video that I’m watching and I’m glad that it reveals that Scarra likes MtG

"Still remember the chip from years ago?" "That's called trauma." "It is trauma." *traumatic laughter*

The description saying "Future cute Asian artist" is too good 🤣

Scarra is honestly so underrated, my fav in otv

I love these!

Ok, how about next time we ACTUALLY send Scarra a shitload of packages? I'm french so there's not much I can do from across the sea, but i'm counting on you Americans to send him as many packages as possible, because he deserves it!

"Guys would you like to go to a Furry convention?" Everyone: YEEESS Michael: *no* Truly a certified gamer moment

“Our next unboxing will not be on Christmas” *nervous laughter*

I would love to see you all play the commander decks

Scarra: "SEND ME SHIT!" Me: *remembers second unboxing with Michael where two different people sent him literal shit*

Just an FYI: the Oreo flavored snacks they got are called Bis, a very popular Brazilian candy snack. It consists of some layers of wafer and chocolate covered in chocolate (the basic ones, there are more flavors now, like Oreo, white chocolate, and some limited ones). Pronounced as “bees”, it means “to repeat, to do something one more time”, mostly used after some kind of performance. For example, when talking about a concert, we can say that “the public asked for the bis at the end so the band came back and sang one last song”. The idea is to say that the snack is so good that you’ll keep eating it again and again until there are no more left. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk on BIS. Greetings from Brazil.

it always feel new whenever i see this video,and i saw this video 10 times

scarras such an amazing person, at the begining of the video hes like "how do you know its a girl" when toast received a love package. Scarra❤️❤️❤️

Scarra's last words: "Send me shit!" well.... that could be unfortunate.

can we talk about how there are like 4 (techinacally 3 cuz 1 was used again in another timestamp) genshin bg music??? whoever the editor is u need a raise

When lily told toast you think I’m cute the sigma comeback Micheal should of said was no we need an upgrade

Scarra: "SEND ME SHIT!" Me: *shits into a box*

Everyone: weapons Toast: love letters

scarra: "Our next unboxing wouldn't be on christmas." well, that didn't age well

Michael is the exact embodiment of "Leo Valdez" character from Percy Jackson and the Olympians series.

scarra: 'SEND ME SHIT' the guy who sent literal shit in one of the previous otv unboxings: 'my time has come'

poki: my mouth hurts. someone kiss it. lily: why you looking at me? me: well obviously she is fueling the fan fics

I'm glad to see that toast dude become a badass.

The unboxings always hit different

poki: “you are mother nature’s greatest compliment.” lily: “mother nature means your beautiful” poki: “awee thanks” lily: “i was just explaining what it meant. im not actually calling you that! ok!” 😂