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@KurtTocci Жыл бұрын
SUBSCRIBE! WE ARE SO CLOSE TO 1,000,000!!!! 🎉🎉🎉
@ocelotboygaming4133 Жыл бұрын
Do captain jack sparrow vs jafar plz
@user-bh7qy1id9z Жыл бұрын
Sooo…where did you get your sword please? I’ve been looking for one that looks realistic but isn’t the actual thing…in fact, where did you happen to put together the costume??
@user-bh7qy1id9z Жыл бұрын
It just looks amazing, mate
@1UPWOMAN Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah! 😎
@Hunters_eyelash10 ай бұрын
The “into the rum cellar” got me 🤣🤣
@sylvievariant51 Жыл бұрын
The guy at the counter was hilarious. And the women was just smiling.
@dirtydingo420 Жыл бұрын
He was looking like "that's got to be the worst pirate I've ever seen"
@jeongranyoo251610 ай бұрын
Commodore Norrington's descendant😂
@alexcerny588110 ай бұрын
@@dirtydingo420 "But he has seen him"
@priscillajimenez276 ай бұрын
@@dirtydingo420so it would seem
@magicman19215 ай бұрын
@@dirtydingo420But you have heard of him.
@Goleon Жыл бұрын
The fact that the two guys behind you don’t look over when you start screaming shows they’re use to this.
@priscillajimenez276 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same
@lunaathena90365 ай бұрын
The one working his legs kinda did. It’s very slight but his head moves to the left and we see half his face for a couple seconds and then he moves back😂
@killuazoldyck74425 ай бұрын
They might also have earbuds in 😂
@gummi2935 ай бұрын
I am 100% certain he made a disclaimer before filming that part, so they knew it was coming
@Hojobiru295 ай бұрын
Or they using a earphone
@gimmeyourrights82925 ай бұрын
"You need to find yourself a gym mate." - Captain Jack Swollo
@user-fb8rl1rl3f4 ай бұрын
😂
@Drolish.4 ай бұрын
Needs to find himself Captain hook
@Jamie-fm1hb3 ай бұрын
Yes and the rum
@liamphibia2 ай бұрын
That REALLY rolls off the tongue when you say it out loud!
@user-en2sb9tg1dАй бұрын
Captain Barbosa 😂
@snowfox47045 ай бұрын
The running and screaming was GOLD.
@robyndrake4798 Жыл бұрын
The treadmill running!😂 I bet Johnny Depp would love this.🏴☠️
@BraydenJones089 ай бұрын
yes he would lmfao
@tgiacin4355 ай бұрын
I loved the yelling near the end
@Mushroom321-5 ай бұрын
Yes!!!😅😅
@Nakira20005 ай бұрын
Disney did Depp dirty 😭
@IamBardsongWolf5 ай бұрын
@@Nakira2000 It's okay he's coming back since he won the lawsuit
@Lolagraceee7 ай бұрын
“I’ve got a jar of dirt!” “I’ve got a jar of dirt!”
@Escout-xe7wo5 ай бұрын
“And guess what’s inside it!”
@Dr.Mcstaby5 ай бұрын
"where is the thump thump?"
@huryburly60255 ай бұрын
😂😅😂😅😂
@breadpai4205 ай бұрын
"...enough" *cue the cannons loading*
@Chris_78285 ай бұрын
Wispers "Hard to starboard" Yells "Hard to starboard"
@gigitrinidad9215 ай бұрын
Johnny Depp would of LOVED watching this rendition of workouts prior to “Pirate of the Caribbean” series! Great job! Loved it!🏆🫶🫶🫶😇
@dawnfitch82345 ай бұрын
Love how the people in the background are unfazed
@djmarsone52095 ай бұрын
the people: not again 🙄😑😝
@sham_0252 Жыл бұрын
The scream😭😭🔥
@JayByrd835 ай бұрын
He'd be kicked out of the gym for that. 😂
@kieslowski17095 ай бұрын
@@JayByrd83 no one reacted though, I think it's edited
@laurentucker74715 ай бұрын
Gets me every time
@eeveequeenhanna4 ай бұрын
@@kieslowski1709 I don’t think so. And the guy behind him did look back slightly when he started screaming.
@Koala.Prepz.13.3 Жыл бұрын
I love how Kurt isn't embarrassed to go into places dressed up in costumes in public places.❤
@FreighttrainDaniel12259 ай бұрын
I would feel the same was unless it’s crossdressing
@x0Snap0x5 ай бұрын
weird how he cant do his own voice over though. sick of ai voices
@joeyst.laurent19875 ай бұрын
That's a cosplayer for ya no shame lmao, they'll go out dressed as freaking anime characters in normal day life without caring they got big balls to do it lol seeing as alot ppl might make fun of them for it, ik when I did it I got made fun of lol
@phonicrose83955 ай бұрын
To be fair he makes a LOT of money doing it. So it's not the same as just you or I doing it.
@joeyst.laurent19875 ай бұрын
@@phonicrose8395 ya true but it still takes courage to do it even if ur making money for it lol, cuz before he made money from it he was just making videos for the fun of it right
@chicken5 ай бұрын
The scream always gets me! And the reactions are priceless.
@orichalchem4 ай бұрын
"Its gym life for me, savvy"
@timetodance45849 ай бұрын
Omg THE SCREAM 😂 I was already laughing at dead man’s sprints! But the scream killed me 😂
@tigertex7257 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 The staff already knew what was coming
@diamondbentley74695 ай бұрын
Ikr. The looks on their faces were priceless. 😂
@skyhime5 ай бұрын
The music. The skits. This is great!
@0strangerghost085 ай бұрын
I love how in the start the guy is so confused and the girl in the back is enjoying it so much😂
@KurtTocci Жыл бұрын
get SWOLL me hearties, YO HO! 💪🏻🏴☠️
@acoustic.guitar.gal501 Жыл бұрын
I fricken love your videos, Kurt!
@GH0ST2166 Жыл бұрын
yo ho yo ho get swoll me hearties yo ho
@miner22688 ай бұрын
Drink up me hearties yo ho! 🍹🏴☠️
@bensonjarvis50257 ай бұрын
AYE CAPTAIN
@countrylegobuilder1345 ай бұрын
@@miner2268I appreciate the addition of rum, it seems to be always gone🍹🍹🍹🍹
@MatthewERyan Жыл бұрын
This whole video is spot on
@KhadijahsMamma5 ай бұрын
He wouldn’t pay tho 😂
@bigbluestompsyou59435 ай бұрын
That was the perfect sprint😭😭😭😭
@Fruitloop3988 ай бұрын
Mad respect to everyone minding their own business working out. No one looked over at him. I would have been staring 😂
@ErichToven5 ай бұрын
Its actually easier than you realize. You make eye contact and you risk drawing the weirdos attention. 😁
@warllockmasterasd91425 ай бұрын
In the sacred gym you are too busy on your own work out to pay attention to anothers-unless it is somehow connected to your own.
@Barlmoro5 ай бұрын
@@warllockmasterasd9142 this. you only give so much attention to your surrounding to detect if something is massive wrong and rest is fokus on the training. and a dude in a costume with someone who films him? no risk for you at all, if he get in troble he had someone who helps him. would be more concernd if he did this without filming
@mechellemurphy84405 ай бұрын
I would have been rolling if I saw that at a gym😂😂
@aztecwrrior19975 ай бұрын
Good thing this was at crunch cuz if he had been at Planet Fitness he would've definitely set off the lunk alarm
@cristinawood9001 Жыл бұрын
I will never get over the people reactions behind you lol
@terrytyrannosaurus73545 ай бұрын
I was eagerly waiting for that run and scream. 😂
@PhillYang2 ай бұрын
The dead man sprint never fails lmaoo
@ProveMeWrongScience-me2uz5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 yess that run at the end on the treadmill was spot on 😂
@JustTheilogs Жыл бұрын
That scream never gets old.
@jgabs12studios74Ай бұрын
That was genius! I’ve always been a Jack Sparrow fan and always will be! 😂😂😂😂
@wytewillow003 ай бұрын
Giggling at the routines, dying at Deadman’s Run! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kassandra0 Жыл бұрын
Your Jack Sparrow costume is by far your best YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE HIM!
@jackwhitbread45835 ай бұрын
Are you on crack?
@Movieditor1 Жыл бұрын
the guy: not again the girl:laughing and waving hello he rlly isn't emarresed to do such stuff, and be dressed like that in public him screaming at the end just killed me though, 🤣😭😭🤣
@yourneighborhoodfriendlyme42425 ай бұрын
OMFG!!!!! This sent me ALL THE WAY too Davy Jones' Locker!!!!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💀💀💀💀💀
@mobilemaniac17465 ай бұрын
The run was so accurate damnn😂😂😂😂 God bless y'all God loves y'all ❤ Verse of the day Proverbs 8: 17 Revelation 3: 20✨
@annareign9 ай бұрын
The yelling at the end 😂😂😂
@JohhnyDepp-lx4nn5 ай бұрын
How long have you been supporting me ?
@lornbaker10839 ай бұрын
perfection! The yell of the run was the best finishing touch.
@user-np5td4iz3b5 ай бұрын
Well He's Got to Get into Shape Before the 6th Movie😂😂😂😂
@kokokxt4 ай бұрын
We gotta see Johnny Depp reacting to this😭🗿🙏🏾
@ricodwiputra44469 ай бұрын
That captain sparrow run! 😂
@kameswararaodv6011 Жыл бұрын
OMG...Perfect Jack sparrow Spoof 🥰
@YourAnimeOtaku4 ай бұрын
I CANT BREATHE XD
@Misty_M3lonEdits5 ай бұрын
“hello beasties” 💀💀😭
@ashleylangley60358 ай бұрын
It's the scream at the end that really got me 😂❤
@Ashoka_tano456785 ай бұрын
Nah that side eye tho 😂😂😂
@chloehammerquist61505 ай бұрын
YES!!! SLAY!!! Im literally OBSESSED with Jack Sparrow and Johnny Depp!!!💅✨🍺
@lisaknox77227 ай бұрын
Love the treadmill.😅😅😅
@user-bh7qy1id9z Жыл бұрын
So being a HUGE POTC fan, I really appreciate this video and how you did something from every movie😂❤️❤️this made my day and I will show this to MANY friends
@nooneatnowhere5 ай бұрын
We have a winner!!!😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
@thegametroll62642 ай бұрын
* the last one * Come on sparrow! Work those legs! Work like you're running from a cannibal horde!
@mr.alexandermgibson68875 ай бұрын
The scream was on point, man 😅😂
@FalkorDragons_Official10 ай бұрын
the "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" got me dying! Love this:)
@Thomas_H._Smith5 ай бұрын
The guy in the red at the beginning is so thinking, "Not this crap again. 😒" Meanwhile, the lady is like,"YES! This guy again! 😁"
@theawesomebeast37515 ай бұрын
The run was on point
@faeezrizwanyahya Жыл бұрын
You never failed making me laugh early in the morning hahahahaha
@aconsultingfangirl1258 Жыл бұрын
this is hiliarious!!
@astellasilver502820 күн бұрын
I’ve got a gar of dirttt I’ve got a jar of dirt 😂😂😂😂
@Aeris_Asano5 ай бұрын
The run at the end was perfect 😂
@The_Dark_Umbra Жыл бұрын
The sequel we all knew we needed
@brandonwilliams62218 ай бұрын
The scream was perfect.
@joeypledger42534 ай бұрын
The scream😂😂😂 I CANT BREATHE!
@liamphibia2 ай бұрын
Do I hear Jared Halley's Acapella of the Pirates of the Caribbean theme here? Impressive, savy!
@leonardourbani79278 ай бұрын
this is just incredibly funny and so well done I am crying with both laughter end emotions
@ceriseharrison8 ай бұрын
The faces and everything are so on point
@irisrogic21355 ай бұрын
The scream 😭😭🔥
@DeathlyQuietVA5 ай бұрын
The scream is what sold it
@StopSpiderMan Жыл бұрын
Please have you and your friends dress up as Spider-Man for Across the Spider-Verse coming out on June 2nd
@robotimusprime14785 ай бұрын
The guy at the counter reaction is priceless
@yourfavfriendfrvr2 ай бұрын
the confidence you have omg 😂i live for you kurt!
@mwhite92985 ай бұрын
I just wanna see Captain Jack Sparrow running on the treadmill and screaming for 10 hours.
@AIRCAV006 Жыл бұрын
LOL THE dead mans sprints!!!
@christophermarek84439 ай бұрын
you good sir. are a bloody legend. keep up the good work 😂😂😂
@ladylunara55 ай бұрын
Never lose this sense of humor
@user-se4ij7ht5m5 ай бұрын
Love the music😢😢😢😢
@barrysmith4610 Жыл бұрын
dude you are on point with this loooolll full props
@m.hreels9822 Жыл бұрын
Everybody must be laughing at this guy in there! 😂 how did he even get permission to do this?
@KurtTocci Жыл бұрын
pirates don't ask for permission mate, savvy? 🏴☠️
@thesevendeadlysins578 Жыл бұрын
@@KurtTocci No, they do as they like.
@ssj2trunks1035 ай бұрын
From beginning to end none stop laughing! The face that the guy give him oh my god! Lol
@KohaJinjahl5 ай бұрын
The dead mans sprints got you working out your lungs as well as your body XD
@EggzBenedict697 ай бұрын
A literal masterpiece 👏🏼👏🏼
@samma6652 Жыл бұрын
Omg this is brilliant 👏 😂
@faylinminecraft27045 ай бұрын
Omg you really screamd😂
@user-xj3zr3po8p2 ай бұрын
The screaming was absolutely perfect
@Idonotlikepeanutbutter832 Жыл бұрын
Please cosplay as The Flash for the 2023 Flash movie
@youngfamily7364 Жыл бұрын
Someone send this to Johnny Depp
@adventureswithaurora3 ай бұрын
This is actually hysterical. 🤣🤣🤣
@user-ph8ed9mq2e2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂would fun super fun😂😂😂😂😂
@semilla984 күн бұрын
La versión pirata del jack sparrow, entienden? 😂😅
@waheedabdullah6371 Жыл бұрын
At least tell me if you're going upload a short by cosplaying while seeing The Little Mermaid
@DerpyDaringDitzyDoo3 ай бұрын
That run and scream were seriously on point
@willmeyers15504 ай бұрын
LOL😂 LOL 😂 LOL 😂 LOL 😂 LOL 😂
@yukok6td861 Жыл бұрын
First! Also the walk run and slap are everything ISTG 😂😂😂 (pin maybe pls?)
@Michelle-oh5ws5 ай бұрын
This is SUPERB, sir!😂❤
@marioandrade61485 ай бұрын
Best video I've seen all day !!!🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭
@andreagriffiths35125 ай бұрын
Omg that’s hilarious!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@colehuston16502 ай бұрын
Thats f***ing awesome 😂😂
@superandroide17784 ай бұрын
Jack atrae mas público que las miau miau de dos patas 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@egirldemil17894 ай бұрын
LMAO THE FREAKING SCREAM AT THE END
@Dinosnore74 ай бұрын
Why is this so good!? 😂😂😂🙌🏼
@maxk33675 ай бұрын
I really need a stand with Jack Sparrow Outfits in my Gym. I would love it 🤣🤣🤣