Recorded at Wasabicon 2017, in Jacksonville, Florida.
Italy gets drunk on some spiked pasta sauce and just lets loose on the Axis powers.
He was really awesome, sorry for the bad quality. But I made up for it in subtitles!
Here is the script I wrote for him to read:
Alright, I’ve got a bone to pick with everyone in this room, so everyone just shut up and listen!
I’ll start with mio fratello here.
I want to know why you’re so hiccup angry all the time!
You’ve had Spain taking care of you your whole life with a smile and yet you’ve got the meatballs to curse at him and take him for hiccup granted!
He’s stayed by your side no matter how many times you crush his vital regions to wake him up! Who the hell even does that!?
Dios mio, Prussia!
Stop telling everyone how hiccup “awesome” you are! Just shut up in general! Are you so insecure that you boast about your own hype just to feel like a hiccup man?!
News-flash! Your milkshake is what everyone gets sick of because it’s expired!
Japan!
Learn to hiccup smile more often! Are you even capable of smiling? Cheer up, thing’s aren’t so bad!
And you! Germany!
We all know why you’re so uptight and why you like to yell at everyone!
It’s because you don’t get hiccup laid enough!
I’ve seen what’s in the secret box in your closet! I had to go to a confessional after that nightmare!
Either go get a lady of the night or you can hiccup yourself!
And another thing!
Who are you calling drunk?
[Pause briefly]
You’re not drunk, I’m drunk!
Snore
THE END
I own nothing!