TOJI FUSHIGURO: The Cursed Baby Daddy

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7 ай бұрын

Aye foreal tho if yall got kids, please pay your child support.
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@ranoutofgoodusernames8394 7 ай бұрын

Toji's the kind of father to go looking for the milk, then forget about the milk because he was busy beefing with a couple of teenagers.

@eonnexus 7 ай бұрын

Isn't that basically what happened? XD

@ranoutofgoodusernames8394 7 ай бұрын

@@eonnexus Yes

@kyrohowe3156 7 ай бұрын

@@eonnexus it's true, watch the Hidden Inventory arc

@jamesmburu280 7 ай бұрын

This is the dumbest comment ever it makes no sense

@RevulsiveLooper 7 ай бұрын

Shit Toji forgot that milk years before Hidden Inventory. Mfer really went AWOL the second his wife died

@hoboguru2901 7 ай бұрын

Selling your kid to the opps is definitely a wild addition to anime history

@Protogv 6 ай бұрын

Niggas making his sons backstory like he the creator 😂😂

@lukapie 6 ай бұрын

And I thought Dio was worst

@FW.Shadthix 6 ай бұрын

@@lukapienah he is worse😭😭

@carlgaming4488 6 ай бұрын

I thought toji didn't kill the maid 8:44

@Deon598 6 ай бұрын

@@carlgaming4488Same, and I watched that episode bout 3 times

@Lulumochii 3 ай бұрын

Bro died two times to avoid child support

@randomaccount6215 27 күн бұрын

Bro literally killed himself one of those times to avoid it 😂

@ChakalBravo21 5 ай бұрын

Not only that, but canonically, Toji enterd into heaven despite all the heinous stuff he did XD

@Glitchedpixel5 Ай бұрын

WE NEED KID BUU IN HERE NOW!!!

@aSentientPickle 25 күн бұрын

@@Glitchedpixel5 woah woah woah chill out brah it ain't that serious

@thewhitejawa 8 күн бұрын

@@Glitchedpixel5 LMFAOOO

@whole_wheat_soup9321 6 күн бұрын

Is there a canonical heaven?

@seraphim_croc 5 күн бұрын

@@whole_wheat_soup9321 there is, technically he sacrificed himself to save Megumi when he went haywire with Granny’s cursed technique. Toji killing her made it so that he had no control or consciousness until he recognized Megumi temporarily. Sacrificing yourself for your son is a one way ticket to heaven.

@Mista_Cassla 7 ай бұрын

Toji going into the domain expansion with milk in each hand 😂🤣

@Archived_WaveThe1 7 ай бұрын

here before popular

@therealsleepyz 7 ай бұрын

Early 😮😮

@zeybloxia 7 ай бұрын

Nah bruh im dead 💀💀

@MJxTitan 7 ай бұрын

Hello

@Ben-vj2xc 7 ай бұрын

I’m so so happy that I got here early

@deanpai7787 7 ай бұрын

Toji is either the toughest or most glazed baby daddy in anime

@user-ki4zv2gl6e 7 ай бұрын

on gng

@dragonkingkj 7 ай бұрын

Fr though💀💀💀

@X4PVY 7 ай бұрын

ikr

@theredcomet844 7 ай бұрын

I do not like using the term "glazed", because you know... donuts.

@OnePiece_Maria 7 ай бұрын

FR😭💀

@justsomeguywithagoatee8337 6 ай бұрын

11:49 Nah, Toji went out of his way not to kill Geto (so he wouldn't need to deal with all Geto's stored curses being released). So downgrade that to aggravated assault.

@fuckyoutube4398 6 ай бұрын

good point

@BIGTHANKSHEESH 4 ай бұрын

He was never even planning to attack Geto until Geto attacked him. So this is technically self-defense

@Jogothegoat 4 ай бұрын

If a murderer tries to kill a person but by the time they do, the law enforcement shows up, it’s still attempted murder. He just didn’t want the extra trouble, and had he not known what will happen to the curses geto stored, he probably would’ve killed geto too. Let’s not forget toji murked the maid for *0* reason at all. It makes more sense why it’s an attempted murder (because he fought with murdeous intent) than aggravated assault (self defense)

@Aintiastinker2 4 ай бұрын

@@Jogothegoatactually geto attacked him first it’s still self defense yo

@Nomadtheus 3 ай бұрын

@@Aintiastinker2After breaking into jujutsu high and killing three people, that's like if a burglar broke into your house shot your wife dead and then claiming self defense when they beat the hell out of you when you try and cap em for it.

@sensationaljoe 6 ай бұрын

the lightskin voice for gojo is killing me😂😂

@nastycrimeboi5085 7 ай бұрын

Toji is a better father to the damn curse on his neck than to his own son. Truly one of the most black air force deadbeats of all time

@MarukaiX 7 ай бұрын

It's wild cause it's true

@ELmayberry 7 ай бұрын

right 😂😂

@thursday8382 7 ай бұрын

it's cause unlike a child that lil mf useful

@hafirenggayuda 7 ай бұрын

Tbf, if not for Zenin shenanigan (and the mom), he would raise Megumi nicely

@mcbdllc2848 7 ай бұрын

Is he better father than goku

@noahlarose7371 7 ай бұрын

My man Toji just showed up, wipes a dude soul out of existence thru the raw power of his build alone, one shots an old lady, violates a Special grade curse in it’s own domain, vibe checks his own son, affirmed he was proud of him, refused to elaborate, and then took himself off the map. Absolute hood legend! 😂

@MalcolmJones-bossjones 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 10000%

@brychaelbruh 6 ай бұрын

@Kaylosteez 6 ай бұрын

king of the black air force nation!!

@chikipichi5280 6 ай бұрын

Was the squid special grade?

@solarix8042 6 ай бұрын

dagon yeah@@chikipichi5280

@PhenomenalOne1000 5 ай бұрын

The way he turns tragic serious characters into comedy is a talent

@Greneyes3384 6 ай бұрын

A content creator I really liked quit recently and someone made a video about his reasons for that and in that video he said. "People appreciate and like things in silence, but people hate things very loudly." it made me think that hitting the like button is one thing but leaving a nice comment can be so much more impactful so thank you CJ your videos always have me rolling bro I look forward to each and every time one of your videos comes up. Keep it up man and I'll see you in the New Year.

@vibechecker3168 7 ай бұрын

Toji Fushiguro sonned those boys so hard he remembered he had an actual son. Man is the AVATAR OF IGNORANCE

@kiyomi5583 7 ай бұрын

Its hilarious how beating up people made him rememeber he had a son. Like damn Toji lmao

@peggedyourdad9560 7 ай бұрын

It's because his son's name literally means "blessing" in Japanese. He remembered his son when he was doing the monologue about how Geto was blessed.

@anonisnoone6125 7 ай бұрын

@@peggedyourdad9560He didn't even care enough to give him a boy name. He just knew Megumi meant blessing and went with that.

@stiffmeisterM87 7 ай бұрын

@@peggedyourdad9560 Didn't he also name the Inventory Curse 'Megumi' or am I tripping?

@salima-w3690 7 ай бұрын

@@stiffmeisterM87no he did.

@TheSupremehimuld-9wld 7 ай бұрын

The fact that toji forgot about his son then came to life just to whoop his child for nothing is crazy 😭😭😭

@stephaniex90 7 ай бұрын

Life as a Latino child

@AzraelAsItGetsVtuber 7 ай бұрын

That's that parental instinct. By default, Toji felt that his kid was nearby and needed to remind him who brought him into this life.

@nobodysinceforever 6 ай бұрын

@@stephaniex90damn

@gabrieljernigan8443 6 ай бұрын

@@AzraelAsItGetsVtuberToji also needed to give hin a reminder he could just as easily take his ass out💀

@ADMONIUS 6 ай бұрын

@@stephaniex90story of my life right here.

@APimpNamedSlickback. 2 ай бұрын

“PUUUUUUURRRRRPPPLLLEEEUHHHHHH 😫”

@kareem.H1 6 ай бұрын

shystie sorcerer had me weak bro 😭 12:14

@matteovigano7008 2 ай бұрын

Song name pliz?

@XFactorDJ 2 ай бұрын

@@matteovigano7008Pooh Shiesty-Back in blood

@sansstudios1969 7 ай бұрын

Not to mention Toji is voiced by the man who voiced Dio. Being a good father is just not something Toji signed up for.

@Chaotic_Autism 6 ай бұрын

Being a hobo-ass father was built into his DNA as soon as Takehito Koyasu (The guy who voiced DIO) was picked to be the voice actor.

@Eddie-yv1ix 6 ай бұрын

@@Chaotic_Autismfunny enough, he also voiced Shirogane's dad in Kaguya sama

@fanderp5954 6 ай бұрын

wym brah papagane is the BEST father in anime

@lukapie 6 ай бұрын

You not joking bro

@Butoygirl 6 ай бұрын

He is also the voice actor of Zeke Yeager Monke Boi.

@Kanai799 7 ай бұрын

Cursed baby daddy is the perfect set of words to describe Toji

@Mongolia24 7 ай бұрын

Best farther firgue

@fisforfriendship6093 7 ай бұрын

what u mean he is a good daddy, he had that baby around his neck. he took him everywhere with him, even in his last moments

@astrology_2 7 ай бұрын

@Raiga345 7 ай бұрын

*cursed

@crazyman4485 7 ай бұрын

@@fisforfriendship6093with geto as its mommy

@nickpro7651 3 ай бұрын

Toji realized Gojo and Geto was around and said "Work smarter, not harder"

@That.multiversal.dude. 6 ай бұрын

17:28 Nah, Toji was out there like in the Boondocks, casually saying "Nikka did I just catch you wanting to be shit ?" and kept obliterating his son before offing himself when realising he did that ☠️

@kanekio.cuchiha4968 7 ай бұрын

Toji legit looked at his son and said “Nigga did I just catch you breathing” and proceed to punish him for his transgressions 😂😂😂

@minatodroger7890 7 ай бұрын

😆 🤣 went straight mista ruckus on him 😆 🤣 😂

@HOPEDACODER 7 ай бұрын

"Nigga did I just catch you havin fun?"😂

@user-dv5ro3cl9z 7 ай бұрын

"Nigga did I just catch you wanting to be shit" 💀

@BrokenDread 2 ай бұрын

He is Mr. Ruckus confirmed.

@joedy-annwilliams9633 7 ай бұрын

Toji is the type of dad who will appear out of nowhere after 19 years when he hears you are a number one pick in any draft saying he was your number supporter 😭

@AurumChrys 7 ай бұрын

He js like me frl

@tkraid2575 6 ай бұрын

Why is this spiel so specific and personal, man 😂

@Googleisstupid-sk3hm 6 ай бұрын

Well base off he ran them 1s, I say he is

@TrueBuddhaCat 5 ай бұрын

Yep, if he hadn’t killed himself again we all know he would be doing that with Megumi

@sumayyahadetunmbi4347 2 ай бұрын

@rifarira9160 6 ай бұрын

Toji : 7:38 Orochimaru : " HE COPY MY WHOLE FLOW! WORD FOR WORD, BAR FOR BAR!! "

@kweenikki 6 ай бұрын

14:01 I CANT STOP LAUGHING “after Toji just murdered a senior citizen” LMFAOOO

@David-nh2dn 6 ай бұрын

Toji thought child support meant selling his kid to support his gambling addiction😂

@KiyoGam1 6 ай бұрын

Yeah. child supports him.

@patrickopondo9417 6 ай бұрын

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@teamhop 5 ай бұрын

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@KaygeeFromNanotrasen 5 ай бұрын

@@patrickopondo9417most sane Jojo fan

@PierceWald Ай бұрын

@@patrickopondo9417KZfaq translating this as it’s young is so much funnier

@venomflame2358 7 ай бұрын

I can never get over the fact that Toji literally beat the racist into Geto, and essentially caused most of the series events to happen. Cause if Geto never went evil and, died chances are Kenjaku wouldn't have been able to obtain idle transfiguration or cursed spirit manipulation the backbone of his plans.

@RevulsiveLooper 7 ай бұрын

It's likely Gojo wouldn't be a strong as he is without his fight against Toji pushing him to learn reversed cursed technique. Even though it's not a direct influence, the fact that Maki ends up alot like him spells the end for an entire clan.

@raiu_fp5194 7 ай бұрын

The racist into Geto 💀

@Ozy3500 7 ай бұрын

@@raiu_fp5194 Toji only said the word monkey once and Geto stamped that into his brain lmao

@raiu_fp5194 7 ай бұрын

@@Ozy3500 bro took it to the extreme lmao

@LaztheLax 7 ай бұрын

@@Ozy3500which is funnier considering he did the shit subconsciously as he was ko'd and near death, his soul absorbed those words tho.

@lordaliyt1 6 ай бұрын

Remember that toji was actually becoming a good father before his wife passed away he became the man he was in the show because of his wife's death

@toiletboundhanako720 5 ай бұрын

Man I’m dying bro 😭 9:38

@abdelrahmanadel631 3 ай бұрын

Bruh what’s that part from ?

@psyheart8593 18 күн бұрын

@@abdelrahmanadel631he it is😂 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/l86Yl8SekpPOhHk.htmlsi=oHwUv-VjUAWzovq1

@dankerbooper 7 ай бұрын

Despite being a deadbeat, in a weird way though, Toji kind of set up Megumi's life to be better than his no matter what happened 1. If Megumi wasn't adopted by Gojo, he'd get into the Zenin clan and as a competent sorcerer he'd be able to live a better life than Toji could provide to him 2. Since Megumi was adopted by Gojo, he didn't have to worry about financial troubles since Gojo is one of the richest sorcerers there is SPOILERS 3. If Gojo ever got incapacitated, Megumi would become the head of the Zenin clan, making him one of the highest ranking sorcerers in the Jujutsu society. Toji might've also subconciously chosen to keep on fighting Gojo because he remembered the bet he had with Naobito.

@zero.9831 7 ай бұрын

Sums it up perfectly basically. Heavenly goes into an in-depth analysis about all of this, and yeah, checks out. Toji got hazed and abused due to being a jujutsu-less “monkey” (Maki being a “mirror” of this, but took a worse abuse due to being a woman and twin), so he had a grudge, seeing Gojo as the highest example and disrespect to his life (since the Zenin said he’d never amount to anything compared to Sorcerers)

@numberhunter62 6 ай бұрын

Manga Spoiler! - - - - - - - - Considering Megumi's current situation as Sukuna's vessel and being forced to watch as his own abilities killed his sister. Yeah, Megumi isn't doing too well now either.

@jgw9990 6 ай бұрын

@zero.9831 Wild that he takes it out on Gojo rather than the people that mistreated him. Maki did things better. Never really understood that. The Zenins aren't even that strong really - none of them even had domains. It's pretty hilarious that this supposedly elite family didn't produce a single special grade.

@akwolroll4705 6 ай бұрын

@@jgw9990the special grade they produced was megumi the 10 shadows is their equivalent of the Gojo clan Six Eyes + Limitless and the Kamo Blood Manipulation also the Zenin Clan are no jokes majority of them are Grade 1 remember being special grade is an anomaly and we only see a few

@frogsman383 6 ай бұрын

@@jgw9990 Megumi beat a Special Grade curse alone in s1 technetically making him a special grade sorcerer and used Domain Expansion (It was the same one that Itadori almost died to, before switching to Sukana). Also Toji is a special grade cause he beat Dagon alone. If Megumi grew up in the Zenin clan, i think he would probably end up like Gojo (Maybe without the arrogance).

@Edge-mv3jw 7 ай бұрын

There are no words to describe Toji. The one who not only, avoided child support, had a hit on a child, but also came back with the milk just to mess around and then run his sons fade just for the heck of it.

@kanjo4976 4 ай бұрын

10:40 the light skin voice is too much. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ricardozk 5 ай бұрын

17:40 rare moment of escaping Truck Kun's k*ll.

@sludgex 27 күн бұрын

if you seen the video w/ pickle from baki nga literally beat truck kun at his own game😭😭

@Not_qrty 21 күн бұрын

Bro tryina isekai his ahh

@aNiceGato 20 күн бұрын

First bro got cooked by pickle and then he’s out here being ragdolled by toji 💀

@mervynlarrier9424 7 ай бұрын

Fun fact about Playful Cloud: it's originally Toji's weapon, which is why he's so nasty with it. Geto got it from Toji's Inventory curse, and Gojo gave it to Maki after Geto died (but she has a bit of trauma about using it because of what Geto did to her). Also, it's the only special grade cursed tool that doesn't have a cursed technique engraved in it. Its strength is proportional to the strength of the user.

@mrpandasian8871 7 ай бұрын

H U H 👁👄👁

@unashamed6457 7 ай бұрын

😭@@mrpandasian8871

@omnibeta1876 7 ай бұрын

@@mrpandasian8871Tldr: The triple Nun-chuck is Toji's OG weapon and he certainly showed the mastery that other users could never yet

@mrpandasian8871 7 ай бұрын

@omnibeta1876 oh shit, the edit didn't go through, but like what you're saying is that maki could potentially be the strong playful cloud user in the zennin clan 🤔

@morteh7829 7 ай бұрын

What did geto do to maki

@reinsama2.09 7 ай бұрын

Toji legit ended his own life to avoid child support

@mylessmith9758 7 ай бұрын

It took him beating the shit outta someone to recall his sons name.

@helveticalight3261 4 ай бұрын

The funny thing is that the name Megumi in Japanese means blessing or grace, so the fact that Toji forgot is extra diabolical Also, why ain't Vegeta in the hall of anime deadbeat dads?

@MaynoOE 23 күн бұрын

Vegeta isn’t a deadbeat that’s why lol. He didn’t fw future trunks bc he didn’t know him like that. But by the end of the cell saga you seen the love he had for him. Esp when cell basically offed trunks. Vegeta went crazy. Deadbeats wouldn’t have done all that. You seen toji didn’t. As for regular trunks vegeta was always there. He had tough love for sure but he was for sure there. Actually he was there for him more than goku was there for gohan or goten. He sacrificed his self for his son and bulma and everyone else then came back and has been around ever since then. Vegeta is a lot of things but a deadbeat isn’t one of them for sure.

@MaynoOE 23 күн бұрын

Lmao but toji forgetting a whole word just bc it’s his son’s name is actually insane. That’s like us naming our kid water and then forgetting the whole word just bc that’s our kids name. A word that literally everyone should know 😂

@matthewaugi9189 6 ай бұрын

i love this man’s content, we NEED more videos from you CJ!

@Mikoru- 7 ай бұрын

the whole gojo being high and tripping is definitely my favorite part lol the "Puuuurrrrppplllleeee" got me rolling 😂 the whole slow talking was perfect lmao

@Adjapilorge 7 ай бұрын

I wanna know what that beat was in 10:16 shi sounds beautiful

@S3verusMyG 6 ай бұрын

sounds like international by summrs@@Adjapilorge

@Terablest 6 ай бұрын

😩 red-uhh 😂

@Adjapilorge 6 ай бұрын

@@S3verusMyG omg thank you so much I’ve been waiting for someone to reply on that!!!!!😭

@rnwilliams44 6 ай бұрын

@@S3verusMyG Im still looking lol

@user-cx6lq8mt5g 7 ай бұрын

Fun Fact: The grandson isn’t even her grandson. The old lady kidnapped and brainwashed him as a kid to become her slave.

@Cherry_cola4 6 ай бұрын

Now I kinda feel bad for that guy

@mildlydazed9608 4 ай бұрын

Tracks with how terrible the sorcerers are in jjk

@Jogothegoat 4 ай бұрын

@Keep300 Can’t even be near a jjk sorcerer without dying, look at junpei 😭😭

@nic1924 4 ай бұрын

NAHH NOT MY BOY JUNPEI@@Jogothegoat

@sumayyahadetunmbi4347 2 ай бұрын

Oh that is bad

@gustabibabruh8112 5 ай бұрын

"Purpleehhh" Got me laughing soo hard! 😭

@HerpaDurpVg 4 ай бұрын

“Oh my god, bro is that scammer”. 😂😂 why this kill me so much

@anonisnoone6125 7 ай бұрын

Toji: The greatest baby daddy in all of existence. None can stand to the achievements this man has accomplished. Abandoning his son, killing an innocent girl, dying, returning with the milk only to beat the shit out of his son, and then dying again. A true marvel that all baby daddies should look up to.

@AchaOda 7 ай бұрын

Also gave his son a girl's name

@haronal-mutairi808 7 ай бұрын

@@AchaOda True 😭

@elgoblinax8796 7 ай бұрын

@@haronal-mutairi808 isnt it like a unisex name?

@haronal-mutairi808 7 ай бұрын

@@elgoblinax8796 no because toji said he forget all males name that's why he named him megumi Lol even with all of that he still forget him 🤣

@anonisnoone6125 7 ай бұрын

@@AchaOda Man gave no fucks. If I was Megumi, I would've changed it by now.

@4RILDIGITAL 7 ай бұрын

You have a knack for transforming each scene into a hilarious moment. Not only is your knowledge of the series impressive, but your comedic narration is top-tier.

@RandomInternetStranger 4 ай бұрын

YO THIS VIDEO WAS WILD BRO. Hearing you describe those fight scenes had my lungs _empty._ A+

@timothymelnychuk6951 6 ай бұрын

14:15 how do we beat him? Toni: be fucking insane

@Axonitythesilly 2 ай бұрын

who tf is toni😊

@Narcashi 7 ай бұрын

Imagine Toji being your dad 💀, it would be a flex but at what cost 😭

@EmptyMan000 6 ай бұрын

That's not even a flex, that's a "Damn, I am so sorry for you fam".

@mrreyes5004 6 ай бұрын

Toji picked the Monkey D. Luffy route and made a dash for that sweet freedom lmao.

@huaraches8934 6 ай бұрын

Nah bro cus ik the bitches would wanna hang out with me just to be with him 😭

@kathrinefisher5554 6 ай бұрын

@@huaraches8934ONG bitches are just gonna be on you all because of your dad bruh that's crazy💀

@TrueBuddhaCat 5 ай бұрын

Mmm, I don’t know I would think having DIO as your dad would be more a flex; because at least your dad didn’t even know you even existed but you do have another strong as hell dad(Johnathan Joestar is also Girono’s dad through some Jojo logic) and your vampire dad is a freakin menace who doesn’t give a fuck who he messes with so long as he’s a hater

@almax8189 7 ай бұрын

I can't decide which WTF moment hits hardest: Gojo surviving that brutal shanking, turning on God Mode, and literally gave Toji a new hole, or Toji becoming the living definition of a "beatdown" then offing himself in front of his own kid.

@asideswipesilver8166 7 ай бұрын

I'd probably say the second bcz the first one didn't age well in the manga that's all I'm gonna say

@Azrael0.2 7 ай бұрын

At least we don’t have 2 gojo

@ZIKOMIGO 10 күн бұрын

i'm watching from morocco i'm glad i've discovered your channel, you are so gifted bro RESPECT!! 🔥

@Gironomafiaboss 6 ай бұрын

8:41 GOKGOKGOKGOK

@jeremiahtaylor8315 6 ай бұрын

That cursed spirit probably gives good head😏😏

@shanksswife 6 ай бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭💀

@osmannasri7108 7 ай бұрын

Toji being that fast and a deadbeat father ain’t no coincidence 😭😭😭

@nickeel8401 7 ай бұрын

Megumi saved the series. Yuji wanted to go up the building to fight whoever packed up Ino. If Megumi hadn't stopped him, Toji woulda put Yuji on a shirt

@busebuse8968 7 ай бұрын

Diir

@ImDogReeksNut 7 ай бұрын

wait until sukuna or that plot armor finally kicks in☠💀☠

@Underdog_Sounds 7 ай бұрын

I'd actually think it would be close. Yuji is faster and possibly stronger without heavenly restrictions and he has cursed energy to use. It would be close but I'd take yuji.

@saisomkyauk995 7 ай бұрын

@@Underdog_Soundsyuji is nowhere close to top 15 yet alone toji

@ImDogReeksNut 7 ай бұрын

@@Underdog_Sounds if toji stands see this they gon put u on a T shirt ☠

@raider3167 3 ай бұрын

I love how you can tell who watched Hood JJK just by what they call Ino. He’s either Ino or The Sheisty Sorcerer

@theghostyboy5626 2 ай бұрын

I just found your channel and this was the funniest thing ever. I’m so glad I found this video. Definitely subbing.😂😂 Made me laugh so hard

@kingofdank4429 7 ай бұрын

I like how Toji went from attempted murder to murder to attempted murder again. 😂

@edahnndlovu274 7 ай бұрын

Shoutout to Megumi, that man can take a beating like no one else can

@sarajuvey 7 ай бұрын

right? lol Sukuna, Todo, Toji, everyone throwing Megumi through buildings right and left and he's still standing

@Reckless_Bacon 6 ай бұрын

14:23 that's toji's weapon playful cloud

@adrianballin9560 5 ай бұрын

its crazy how the only thing that truly stopped toji..... was paying child support he really "left it all behind" and chose death over taxes.... real

@justintravis1465 7 ай бұрын

Everyone talks about how he blocked all of Megumi’s attacks but nobody mentions the fact that Toji wasn’t even looking at him💀

@MimiMonday 7 ай бұрын

Fun fact: Toji (and Yuuta) are based off the creators actual father. He even asked them if Toji was based off him, and they didn't know how to answer. Lord have mercy. 😂 Gege seems close to their father though, and Toji is their favorite character. So it's pretty wholesome.

@Thehunter905 7 ай бұрын

IM SORRY WHAT

@christopherross8976 7 ай бұрын

Never heard of this that’s crazyy

@enigmadrath1780 7 ай бұрын

That's one hell of a way to commemorate your dad in your writing 🤣🤣

@muazadam983 7 ай бұрын

Well dang that explains way too much

@enkidu1623 7 ай бұрын

actually nanami is gege's fav character

@januskhazar237 4 ай бұрын

This is the funniest shit I watched this week, subbed right away.

@moonwalkerarmyyujisimp 7 күн бұрын

6:54: THE LEGITIMATELY PERFECT SOUND FOR THIS SCENE OMFG YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND

@maxmason5888 6 ай бұрын

Toji executed her and hit him with the pimp line: “ hoe dependency is no laughing matter “

@originaljoke4502 5 ай бұрын

he leaves out the part about losing money being scary since he's had plenty of opportunities to get used to it

@shiggydiggyjones9953 6 ай бұрын

You didn't mention that before he turned Geto into a treasure map, he tossed up his cursed dagger, quickdrew a longer sword so he would reach, made the slashes THEN JUMPED AND CAUGHT THE FIRST DAGGER MID SPIN KICK. That whole sequence was fucking CRAZY.

@S-laughter-The-Clown 2 ай бұрын

Toji fucking dipped him, battered him and Cooked him in the deep fryer, that ass whooping was nutr

@ShaiShaiRenae Ай бұрын

You gotta tell me what episode ts happened in

@thechadandthevirgin5823 Ай бұрын

@@ShaiShaiRenaeS2 episode 4 I think

@corleonejules5131 3 ай бұрын

Been watching awhile love the content.

@ignightroad 3 ай бұрын

I'm SO glad YT recommended this video, didn't stop laughing the whole way through. +1 sub!

@buddylee5712 7 ай бұрын

When the world needed him most, he returned

@thekingofnothing3528 7 ай бұрын

Toji is step dad.

@forgotenID 7 ай бұрын

Then killed himself 😂like bro fushiguro could have used his help 😂

@antonhanna2423 7 ай бұрын

Dude, you took the words right out of my fucking mouth. When I saw him appear on screen with his entire personality restored, I literally said, "the champ, has come back, to Monday Night Raw"!😃 Now that I'm done talking like a bitch, can anybody tell if Raw still airs on monday nights or did they decide to move it again? I lost track a couple months ago.🙄

@dak9390 7 ай бұрын

@@antonhanna2423❤❤❤

@anonisnoone6125 7 ай бұрын

I really wish he stuck around but otherwise he'd have to kill his son.

@Foster_Cinema 6 ай бұрын

You know what's really cool about the Toji vs Megumi fight? It's said that Toji is working off of instinct - the instinct to destroy the strongest curse energy vessel (whether that'd be a user or a spirit) and after he mercs that special grade curse, the one he goes after is his own son! He does this before Jogo. So basically, Megumi has the confirmed potential to be one of the strongest characters in the show! This is even bolstered by his technique being able to go toe to toe with Sakuna. Honestly, I'm super pumped to see where the story and characters go.

@doggerlander 6 ай бұрын

he was only stronger than a weakened Nanami and Naobito

@mr.unknown731 6 ай бұрын

@@doggerlanderMegumi was also weakened by tearing a hole in a pocket dimension. His potential still stands

@doggerlander 6 ай бұрын

@@mr.unknown731 compared to losing an arm or getting worn out from tanking and blocking direct attacks? aint no way you think opening a domain gets anywhere near this

@mr.unknown731 6 ай бұрын

@kishka5526 Yes because Megumi was draining curse energy to not just cut a hole in a pocket dimension but also stop the user's effects with his own domain expansion. Something Nanimi and the others COULDN'T do. There is no debate on this as Megumi's potential in strength is way higher than theirs. Curse energy is basically life energy in the story when you actively use it.

@Chrisdish 6 ай бұрын

@@mr.unknown731from both the manga and anime the reason Megumi was targeted was because while he was worn out, the others were injured. It has nothing to do with "life energy" or whatever agenda you're trying to push. He fights off based who was strongest in that specific moment If you were talking about "potential" then he wouldn't have targeted Dagon.

@luckyluks7239 23 сағат бұрын

Hilarious as hell, thanks bud

@Sol-D81 Ай бұрын

I would watch an entire anime series wit commentary by CJ. Yo shot always got me dyin 😂 and my ribs hurtin from laughin so damn hard.

@pizzaeldante3446 7 ай бұрын

The fact that you didn't acknowledge the fact that he SHARPENED A 3 SECTION STAFF. You just quickly moved past it. He effortlessly sharpened the Staff with ITSELF. And he did it, slowly... Letting the fear set in as it gets sharper and sharper.

@hammaskeijjo6140 7 ай бұрын

Yeah and it was SPECIAL GRADE nunchucks (or sansetsukons). Special grade weapons are propably durable af so the force he applied to them when sharpening must have been crazy.

@AzraelAsItGetsVtuber 7 ай бұрын

Or the fact that Toji is the reason for Geto becoming racist asf. Imagine beating someone so badly that they literally become racist towards not only you, but people even remotely like you.

@nightsky.94 6 ай бұрын

It's called a 3 section staff not nunchucks ppl lol shaolin uses them

@legendofold101 6 ай бұрын

Bro I didn't even think about that ha ha. He got so shook he was like these people got to go. @@AzraelAsItGetsVtuber

@rohanking12able 6 ай бұрын

@@legendofold101bro took his shawty and that niggas 1700 blood starting boiling

@LadyMajolish 7 ай бұрын

The Greatest Offense that Toji did is making The Internet, especially Twitter THIRSTING over Him, a DEADBEAT who forgot his own son's name.

@KelKilimanjaro 7 ай бұрын

*s e n s a t i o n a l*

@rssspt 7 ай бұрын

That shit made realize that these hoes really ain't loyal like breezy said. You know how many girls I saw jump ship from Gojo to big daddy Toji? And the outrageous shit they were saying too lmaooo

@tkraid2575 6 ай бұрын

Over six foot, ripped, decent face, and a total douchebag = Instant thirst trap for Twitter peeps 😂

@Cjohnsonmuisc 6 ай бұрын

Bruh 😂😂 I can’t stop laughing 😂.. that stinkmeaner reference was too accurate 😂

@Spacecookies-yy2be 6 ай бұрын

Toji is the type of guy who forgets about his son, but then remembers it, and then remember his child support but then nobody just tells him he just gambles

@taserface2115 7 ай бұрын

48 months... HE HASN'T PAID CHILD SUPPORT IN 4 YEARS 😭

@christopherross8976 6 ай бұрын

He made sure he won’t ever again now 😂

@chewisfy1116 Ай бұрын

His wife is dead. Who would he even be paying child support to?

@kyuremthefrozen8539 7 ай бұрын

you know toji is devious when he is voiced by dio and throws truck kun at his own son

@tkraid2575 6 ай бұрын

Hilarious reference, probably to Dio throwing a road roller to his great great grandson Jotaro (since Dio has Jonathan's body) 😂

@JoshHaley-cb1kd 4 ай бұрын

Not only do i be learning bout other 🔥 ass anime’s on here…but this shii entertaining asf💯

@R3TR0923 4 ай бұрын

11:09 how apple came up with their logo

@SolarSneaks 7 ай бұрын

never heard a more accurate description of a character in my life

@smorphous8928 7 ай бұрын

Toji literally upgraded from getting the milk to pulling a Heihachi and beating up his son. 😂

@theanimeshinobi 5 ай бұрын

Dawg this man be having me dyin cuh 😂😭😂😭

@lkleo6305 6 ай бұрын

Keep these videos coming 😂😂

@ShockedTaiLung 7 ай бұрын

9:35 BROOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS DEVIOUS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@uda4699 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Dmobley9901 7 ай бұрын

Toji is the father who goes out to get milk, then realizes he left it at home after he's been searching for years. Is he a dead beat? In a way. The way that's all his own. He's an absolute menace who has lost himself, never to be found again, there's a good father in there somewhere- But he's ascended to such a higher level of dead beatery that it's more accurate to say he went of to get milk for himself than for his family, man knew he'd cause nothing but problems for his son, so he removed himself from the equation. Like a father who fakes his own death so his child is raised as an orphan, but secretly plans to give all his child support and every Christmas possible all in one go. He walked out so hard that he left himself behind, nevermind his son. He been developing a whole new cursed technique called "Schrodinger's Child Support". The only way to know if he's a deadbeat or not is to open the box.

@aaronwimsatt9681 7 ай бұрын

So horrible person who means well as a father? Sounds about right.

@Dmobley9901 7 ай бұрын

@@aaronwimsatt9681 Basically yeah. The man grew up being tortured and abused every day to be the ultimate killing machine. He recovered from that, met his wife, felt love for the first time, was prepared to actually live a life- Only for his wife to die after their kid was born. He started mentally deteriorating and he knew it so that's why he did the whole "selling his son" thing, because he didn't want his son to live like that and have to see him like that. The part that isn't mentioned is the gamble he made on his son's behalf. If nothing happens, yes Megumi gets sent to live with his family, but since Megumi has the cursed energy that he was never born with, he wouldn't be treated like Toji- However there was one event which would set his son for life if it happened. If Satoru Gojo dies, his son would become that clan's new leader. Making him rich and powerful for life. And then on top of that in his dying moments he literally had the only man stronger than him become his son's guardian and teacher. Toji effectively pulled all of the strings from beyond the grave to give his son the best odds possible, and never even wanted any acknowledgement for it. That ain't a father going to get milk, that's a father committing life insurance fraud to feed his children.

@holythekingbacon6572 7 ай бұрын

@@Dmobley9901wtf

@Dmobley9901 7 ай бұрын

@@holythekingbacon6572 What?

@mokapops384 7 ай бұрын

This shit had me rollin! Not the "dead beatery"

@leoesocnor9384 2 ай бұрын

Bro everytime cj do the zesty sexy gojo voice,im shitting myself of laughter 😆 😂😂😂 and I can’t stop it.

@zabasuuchiha7857 5 ай бұрын

Why is this my first time finding this channel, this was the funniest anime video Ive ever watched shit got me weak😂😂😂😂

@Jokerman518 7 ай бұрын

The fact that Toji has all that jutsu, just to shoot her with a blicky is hilarious. Black AF1 energy like a MF

@PhenomenalOne1000 6 ай бұрын

He don’t have Jutsu thou he’s just strong asf and thats more terrifying honestly

@silverwolf6194 5 ай бұрын

Actually, he shot her because bullets have no cursed energy. That's why Geto didn't sense him.

@imjustbeinghonest2994 7 ай бұрын

You know, for someone that doesn't really get JJK's power system, your explanation at 13:50 was pretty accurate. Matter of fact, that is probably the best and simplest way to explain it.

@anonisnoone6125 7 ай бұрын

JJK power system is really well thought out. U should watch some videos on it explaining it.

@milicenty 7 ай бұрын

@@anonisnoone6125 some of it gets overexplained and has way too many extra details and steps for some of the techniques

@imjustbeinghonest2994 7 ай бұрын

@@anonisnoone6125 I was referring to CJ as the "someone that doesn't really get JJK's power system" 😅

@murasakino101 7 ай бұрын

I don't really get the power system fully either so I don't think anyone would het mad at him lol. I agree that he definitely did explain things really well in the video though.

@Mary-xs2jp 4 ай бұрын

Ive watched this video at least 5 times. I can’t stop. It’s hilarious everytime

@sydsweiner6516 5 ай бұрын

Cj you get me hyped to watch anime. I saw your Baki video and then I watched and fell in love with Baki. This has gotten me to watch JJK and I'm HOOKED.

@ezanareez 7 ай бұрын

9:35 “Squirting and farting, squirting and farting, squirting and farting” - Satoru Gojo This is now canon💀🤦🏾

@vilmaabzun6864 7 ай бұрын

Toji is quite literally number 1 worst father by not only selling his son, but also forgetting his name Edit: I have started chaos among the replies

@LordHunter78 7 ай бұрын

Number 1? Nah, number three at best is where Toji is at. Endeavour and Tucker are number 2 and 1 respectively

@alexanderwang540 7 ай бұрын

@@LordHunter78Include Avatar the Last Airbender, and Toji is fourth.

@HumanoidishGuy 7 ай бұрын

Yo, what ranking Ozai got cuz I know he on that list

@itsjustcrimson1415 7 ай бұрын

Number 1? Hell no.

@alexanderwang540 7 ай бұрын

@@HumanoidishGuy 2nd, Tucker is 1st.

@symirmartin4423 6 ай бұрын

Bruh I’m lonely 6 minutes in the video and I’m high asl dying of laughter yu my G keep comin wit the fire videos

@I_need_more_POWER_Jackpot_XDD 4 ай бұрын

18:08 What he actually said: Toji FushigiGlad

@FayeLawnKrack3d 7 ай бұрын

CJ Dachamp's humor makes me smile all the time. The high Gojo part got me bad 😂😂😂.

@danilshirnin2406 7 ай бұрын

I cannot wait for your trial of Sukuna. That DEMON did more damage in 9 minutes than anyone rest of the arc!

@junglekxngtalksanime 7 ай бұрын

Bro gave Shibuya that ol Malevolent Kitchen treatment

@johnnoreau3570 7 ай бұрын

@@junglekxngtalksanime As he should. Sukuna was cooking.

@joyc.e.7511 7 ай бұрын

@@johnnoreau3570Let him cook...? 💀

@joyc.e.7511 7 ай бұрын

Fr, I don't think I've ever seen a character commit so many atrocities in so little time. And even without Mahoraga, he still would have don't it, for shits and giggles.

@johnnoreau3570 6 ай бұрын

@@joyc.e.7511 bro even brought his own kitchen 😭😂