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YEAH! Have you ever almost had a waiter or busser try to take your plate away without even asking you if you were done?! Maybe the owners or managers are NUTS 🥜 and don't know how to run a good business cos it usually happens when they're not even busy or understaffed. Maybe it's the opposite prob and the bussers have to look like they have something to do lol. I work in fast food and that happens sometimes.

I like how this comment has 0 likes 😂

Yep.

He should play the next joker

@@dhavalghone9398 There's THAT comment.

He delivery is one of my absolute favorites

❤️

Wendi Watson “you know I dooo”

You’re right……..I’ve watched this countless times……..NEVER NOTICED IT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Haha! I don't blame you! I guess my parents were lucky with me cos I was a gamer nerd that would just play games at home and entertain myself while my parents were working at home (my mom is a writer and my dad used to be a college professor with flexible hours and he would grade history essays at home). I did NOT need a lot of attention. I didn't know curfew was different from being grounded cos I didn't go out to party so my parents always knew I was safe at home; minding my OWN business. You sometimes hear jokes about kids that are quiet and just sit in a corner in their room and read 📚 books and the parents wonder if something is WRONG with them?! You prefer rebellious kids that get into trouble ALL the time that practically give you a heart attack on a daily basis?! 😝

TARDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER: SAD, HOPELESS, TOTALLY W/O INTEGRITY IS NOTHING TO PROUDLY IDENTIFY WITH!!

Carr Rexx - that's so hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh so hard. Lol

Wait - you guys actually cook sweet potatoes with sugar ??? !!

@@askme508 brown, white, syrup and marshmallows...

It’s just jokes lol

Not so sure - I just googled "Cheeseburger Recipes" - never heard of such a thing but apparently there are there are 100s !!!!

😒 cheeseburger 🍔 soup is from there ...lol .. maybe they only sell it to the outsiders but they tried to sell it to me... With minced pickles

@@lenaely6146 with minced pickles? Eeww

It's definitely a thing 😅

Mama always said... when in doubt... fry it in lard & smother it in gravy

[...], drink, gossip and fuck.

A Surname or you can stab them.

Then they come to temperature and wake up to bring boiled alive. For me I skip that step and put them directly into the steamer. ;)

But that's not as funny of a story.

Savage

I shoot em with a nine. It’s the American way

Vino he is John Cena🤪😂

Eric Johnson ...that's some good stuff...everything within moderation...guess Papa has to get in with the Montreal crowd - hope they enjoy their poutine and chevaline while they lol at their southern neighbors. :-)

You are both BUBBAS. WHO CARES.

online hecklers lol

I'd work on my grammar before I mocked anyone, "Continued Wisdom"!

That does sound very YUMMY

I consider poutine in the upgraded french fries category.

*Justin Brown:* You got the spelling!

@@bobbiusshadow6985: Yeah - sooo delicious, but associated with SOOO much guilt!! 😜😆

Janis Hart Indeed.. lol

@@bobbiusshadow6985: 😉😊

Life writes the best jokes you know that!

wizztizzlm whatever ur desires are with pisitive prayers and affirmations. it starts with self love. you know

whatever ur diesyzers r with pissitivity n good whell-beeing, you dig?

Christian Ray fuck you christian

😂😂😂😂

Trinity Source you just have them? 😂

The Lobster you ate wasn't fresh. Sushi can also taste like shit, or like candy. depends on the $ and how experienced y'all be wit dem crab & lobstah legs up in ya snatch

Your not eating good lobster

You’re on the wrong channel, bud.

Yes it is just a joke like a joke about Hitler massacring the Jews or about people being raped. Another example of a joke one about someone punching a baby kitten in the face lol. *Flexes thumb muscles * Dude did you really need to write a comment complaining about a joke??? Lots of people whine and bitch about jokes because everyone is so in touch with his or her feelings. Jokes are often extreme situations or ridiculous moments or something dark and twisted flipped to be funny in order to somerimes shed light on a subject in a comedic and sometimes informative way. which than causes you to laugh and than maybe think about the joke its subject and how that impacts your life. But when an idiot much like yourself says shit about people laughing at a joke that is a touchy subject to him he is without question missing the point of the joke and also the biggest piece of shit at that moment. So good sir when your scrolling through the internet or youtube. Come across a video about comedians telling jokes and you find yourself getting extremely BUTTHURT about a particular jokes subject matter remember to keep your stupid ass comment to yourself please. Also anyone reading this long ass post if your like this person I'm bitching at here. Please know the rest of the world that gets jokes and the idea behind them. We Hate you very much! and want you stop being such a lil beeitch all your life. *my work here is done*

Jimmy Reyz wasn't sure where U were goin with that, but I'm glad I kept reading!! I hate how the world has become so soft,n had lost its sense of humor.. this guy is Hilarious!!

Time and place, luv

Clark Potter A smart vegan knows you have to pick your audience to have the information you want to share be absorbed in the best manner.. A comedy skit is not the right audience. Pick your battles as they say. P.s No animal eating for me for 18 years👍

This was 12 years ago. Veganism is far more mainstream now and the food is amazing.

@@Cheryl1965 And vegans are just as delusional now as they were twelve years ago...;)

Vegans are weak, they don't let the military live on a vegan diet because you can't defend a country without a strong body

It’s not ignorant just because you don’t like it sunshine

Then don't watch stand-up, Od Xrfk.

Od Xrfk ,oh please your best material comes from your crazy family. Did you hear him say he did NOT LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT. He still thinks his wife is hot,he a totally talks to his kids,who WOULDN'T trade with this guy

Listen- what he is acknowledging the hard parts of being a dad

Od Xrfk I volunteer as tribute lol jk I might in the future.😂

someone did. SOCIETY.

It’s called comedy

He was joking.

Military doesn't allow vegan diets because vegans are weak, if you want to be strong you gotta eat meat

Jennifer Hentrich I’m vegan as well & honestly you have to adapt if you expect people to absorb the info you have. This is a comedy routine comment section & not a good platform for you to be taken seriously.

Do you consider your mother a vegetable?

Go do something with yourself. P.s. God is a lie.

My God, you're absolutely insane 😂😂