basically the guy from hot fuzz

​@Louie Beatty the man has good taste yet its sergeant angel

​@@jackiehernandez4689 Nickel-Arse

every morning at 6am with the dog

​@@Zagill *M o r n i n A n g l e*

Well ofcourse! You cant do the with a whole piano!

use giant rope bro

​@@TC_phoenix🤓

​@@OlivierWojewodzki he's got a point tho.

@@bananablast23 r/woooosh

Idk if you mean it this way, but this is really easy to see as a sarcastic comment LOL

​@@nuclearseahorsePeople often find the source to be more reputable when it cites and acknowledges both sides of an argument.

I'm so sorry to hear that, Mrs. President

I tried this to carry my cat and now I'm missing an eye.

@Egg 2011 Oh i didn't lose it, I know right where it is. The cat is still playing with it, staring at me. Doctors said they might be able to reattach it if I could get it back from the cat and that is why I now type one handed.

@Egg 2011 Thanks man. I never thought that something that started as a home invasion / hostage situation could be so rewarding but I'm really digging cat ownership.

Instructions unclear, baby fell down a flight of stairs

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Its just a summarized 3 steps. Step 1: put jar on double twist Step 2: pull the big loop to the otherside to put under small loop Step 3: put the big loops rope underneath the bunny ears.

Actually, it's 10 steps

@@carliem1974 to heaven

Fr

I'll remember the steps exist, but won't be able to recall the specifics

I am lost already.

The trick is to just do it right now two or three times, so you have done it when you need it.

Bro basically made it really easy, your dumb stay at home mind just permits you to care about the next time you start a sentence with bro for meme purposes, instead of following easy as hell steps.

It's Like the questions that are like 1. a) b) c) d) e) f) g) h) i) 2. a) b) c) d) e) f) g) h) i) Only 2 questions btw 😃

@@Ciaoao you forgot the 1. ai, aii, aiii. bi, bii, biii. ci, cii, ciii.

​@@Ciaoao oh yeah i hate those

I was not afraid when I saw the 100-question multiple choice final test. But when I saw the 3-question open-answer final test… That is when I learned what true fear is.

I mean, he did say "apparently" everything since thats ehat he'd been told, then once he tried it he confirmed not everything. Not sure how you would have expected him to word it lol

Respect for being honest about it, compared to some other bs here on yt

Bro forgot basic English 😂

he could have said almost anything and it would have been a perfect video. but then he wouldn’t get these comments, which is assuredly what he was after. making small obvious mistakes is almost always engagement farming these days.

@@drake_diangelo would have expected him to try the trick before shooting the video

Thanks so much for the book rec!! Added it on Goodreads and can't wait to get to it one day :DDD

This seems perfectly legitimate to me lol

It works well, for a reusable bottle! Keeps your hands free!

What? But you still have to hold the handle

@@Pt0wN973b0iIyou still have to hold the rope, wdym?

@@HareOfRoyalty Make it long enough an it can be wraped around your body like a sash!

Its 2023. Time to let it go brother.

if it sus, we can't let it go

I didnt even catch it the first two times, clearly the sus has consumed you, im sorry brother

​@@drex5160 gotta eject it.

​@@aidenleddy5443 but it was there, even i saw it... the among us won't leave me alone

What did bunny do?

Poor bunny

"Bunny!" 'thinks of Re zero' "bunny..."

​@@ubeia4857Catboi???

@@rayndrop2249got upset

well the steps consist of multiple things

​@@p_stains so they aren't really steps

@@Banana_Fusion ig but it's just organized like that for less confusion

@@Banana_Fusion Sorry your brain can't count multiple minor actions into one step. But if you're going to be a pedant: Step 1: Take left hand and Step 2: Grab end of string Step 3: Inhale Step 4: Take right hand and Step 5: Grab other end of string Step 6: Take left hand and Step 7: Cross ends of rope Step 8: Exhale Step 9: Blink Step 10: Take right hand and Step 11: Tuck right hand's rope end under crossed section Step 12: Swallow excess saliva Step 13: Take right hand and Step 14: Pull right hand's rope around crossed section Step 15: Take right hand and Step 16: Pull right hand's rope above crossed section Step 16: Take left hand and Step 17: Cross ends of rope again Step 18: Take right hand and Step 19: Tuck right hand's rope end under new crossed section Step 20: Take right hand and Step 21: Pull right hand's rope end under new crossed section Step 22: Suffocate because you weren't told to breath since Step 8 Steps are for the major actions, minor actions are extrapolated as part of the same step needed to complete them. I guess that's a problem since most guides assume you have a modicum of reading comprehension and a IQ higher than the average water temperature in the arctic circle.

​​@@Matthias129but what you forget is that everything he's doing is a major action ie following a recipe Step 1 add X mount of sugar Step 2 add X amount of butter Step 3 mix untill it's a creamy smooth mix ect You don't do what he's doing and do Step 1 add X sugar then add X butter mix untill creamy add x flour mix it again kneed the dough now roll it with a rolling pin And now Step 2 Now cut it into small squares ect Like dude when an entire list of instructions is made like this it's very easy to miss an important step And if you miss one of the many different motions he dose make in-between the steps he dose Mention on how to carry stuff with a single bit of string well it's obviously not going to work And while you are correct a step is a major action but when your doing something as complex as this where any small mistake stops everything from working everything is a major action Like origami if you don't fold every bit of paper exactly how your told to then it's not going work or look right so everything you do in this particular scenario is a major action And iknow you talking the piss but please tell me your not actually dumb enough to end a step with the word and especially with after the talk about there "IQ being high than the average water temperature in the Arctic circle" because if that's the case yours must be same as the vacuum of space but unlike the Arctic it's a place where yours will never increase (an insult for an insult)

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NO YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT😂😂😂

Started hidden scenario

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Shibari and Kinbaku have entered the chat (the names of rope bondage art styles)

Kinky 😏

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I paused the video just to look for this comment

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Knots are helpful. I’ve been using them to make baskets,jewelry,decorations

I know exactly what you mean😂

Bro js carry it with yo hands 💀😭

tutorial please. have always wanted a motorbike and car has a flat so perfect timing for a change.

It gets worse, look at the jars shadow. Also this emoji ⛔

@@sablesalt wait why did it get worse?

Sorry can you explain what problem was - still learning new

@@slyfox8953 among us among us among us sus sussy imposter when the imposter is sus buh buh buh bua bua buna buna bua when the imposter is 3am when the amogus sus moments sususamogus

​@@sablesalt AHHHH!!

This is why you practice doing the thing a lot for fun so that it's muscle memory.

I file these videos in a specific way to always be able to find what I need later... I just keep forgetting what that specific way was and can't find what I need when I need it. Now, where did I put my string?

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Ayo bro

All that training pays off

I always have a loop of rope in my ever-present backpack, so that I can carry.....oh.....

plot wist

Amogus

Au contraire, I prefer to think of it as a lighthearted fun era :)

@@angelinasurzhyk6655 Psychopaths find war fun, the normal people get PTSD.

Mongus

As a vers but always a sub for mommies with gear because of this I have been through knots I can’t name and there are a billion different however I personally can only tie my shoes :/

​@@abdulhamidozturk bro? 🤨📸

​@@uselesschannel51 dont kinkshame bro

to carry your victim?

Huh

your bottom isn't flat enough for it to work

yeah, it only works for small, non-smooth objects anyways so it's completely useless.

Maybe to hang something like plants

@@Gebri3l that’s actually a good idea. That would look pretty neat.

sus

red

My brain has rotten

Ik

😂😂

My coffee cup too

i was waiting for this comment bro

​@@JaggedElk Same

I was gonna make this 😓

Lol

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Lol

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Imagination

@@PringleMr. Life

I suppose anything and everything aren't the same thing in biz speak 😅

​@@wallabra😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

🤦‍♂️ That's 'coz your cord us the wrong diameter...

Lol

Tried this and it didn’t hold her down, now i’m convicted of several crimes and probably going away :/

Dude If u stretch a joke too far It stops being funny

Be a genius and tie it all with one rope.

Bro what 💀 ☠️ 💀