Tommy Pope - The Washy Wash - This Is Not Happening

Tommy Pope - The Washy Wash - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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6 жыл бұрын

Tommy Pope remembers one crazy night when his brother kidnapped him from a house party and drove him to brothel in Philadelphia.
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This Is Not Happening airs Fridays at 12a/11c on Comedy Central.
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@standup 4 жыл бұрын

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@jasonabadie4742 3 жыл бұрын

Ari’s intros are way better

@hambiscut 2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonabadie4742 7 7

@sadabear59 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I’m gonna say something

@AwnSight Жыл бұрын

You from upper darby? Delco?

@AwnSight Жыл бұрын

18th n I forget

@barryeasler5863 6 жыл бұрын

Skipping intros like it's my job.

@captionhere19 6 жыл бұрын

the need the netflix button

@bobdow149 6 жыл бұрын

the stories are so great and the intros are way too long and boring.

@alex9x9 6 жыл бұрын

No Ari no fun :(

@JABRIEL251 5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I like the intros.

@loldragon2359 5 жыл бұрын

Like... not actually doing it, but saying you did it, until you believe yourself?

@ford9490 5 жыл бұрын

I died when he quietly said “Yeah I’m the quarterback” 😂

@bluehernandez3594 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын

haha dude amazing comment

@emoneyg33 2 жыл бұрын

om gacked up on whoop chicken

@JPGStrokeys Жыл бұрын

Nobody asked

@ford9490 Жыл бұрын

@@JPGStrokeys why are you mad bro😆 mad because you aren’t a quarterback☝️

@rileynybeck3024 6 жыл бұрын

Someone animate this guys story

@skuzzyj 6 жыл бұрын

Riley Nybeck For real

@rashadpreston7389 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah that would be awesome for a lot of these stories

@gvxfdgsfddvgfxx8715 5 жыл бұрын

Riley Nybeck can I have the link

@catloversanonymous9376 5 жыл бұрын

I'm the 666th like on this comment

@x_VineM_x 5 жыл бұрын

@@catloversanonymous9376 noice..

@Ariccio123 5 жыл бұрын

"father of ten in a water park bathroom" how did he come up with that one 😂

@captainkiwi77 5 жыл бұрын

Alexander Riccio that was gold

@CostaKurdalis07 4 жыл бұрын

cuz reality writes its own jokes

@jq7323 4 жыл бұрын

@@LaurenThompsonIsMyRealName a father of 10 kids (low self control automatically) masturbating in the bathroom because he saw a hot girl in a bathing suit. Now that I had to explain it, it isn't funny. Thanks for killing the buzz

@ogadlogadl490 4 жыл бұрын

Lauren Thompson Probably the only spare moment of privacy the dad of ten would get would be in a bathroom at a water park. (Kids all busy having fun)

@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын

haha man best comment ever

@thegiantegg9672 4 жыл бұрын

"When you're 15 every touch is a good touch"

@African_Rose 4 ай бұрын

Clearly never met my uncle.

@comedianswithoutcars 6 жыл бұрын

Tommy seem to have a well rehearsed delivery and distinct style of seasoned comedian. How come there's like two other videos of him on KZfaq? You're good Tommy, why aren't you recording stuff?

@natelivestreams14 5 жыл бұрын

Because everybody fucking hates Delco

@justdrop 4 жыл бұрын

@@natelivestreams14 People outside of the region won't get it. Delco is Delaware County, near Philly/Camden. They're not hood enough to be hood and not gangster enough to be gangster, a mixture of castoffs with money that try too hard to be either of those places. I do find this dude legitimately funny and he could hang out in Philly without issue though.

@natelivestreams14 4 жыл бұрын

@@justdrop I guess I see your point with the hood thing but I wish I had a piece of that money you're talking about

@boopeep9670 4 жыл бұрын

justdrop thanks for the explanation

@dyan785 4 жыл бұрын

Agreed, he has something

@tobymcgroby8967 6 жыл бұрын

"Her moan was like the last puff of an air horn at a track meet" LMFAO

@Kid_Ying 5 жыл бұрын

"Now you forever associate sex with fear and loneliness." Wait, hold up, what? That isn't the way it's supposed to go?

@warrenshepard3373 4 жыл бұрын

I thought that was the standard too🤷‍♂️

@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын

hehehe perfect comment

@vanesa2812 6 жыл бұрын

YOU A COP?! NO, I'M A SOPHOMORE! 🤣🤣🤣

@A.S.00662 5 жыл бұрын

This guy be talking about good fellas and he looks just like Robert De Niro's shaved son😂😂

@alihalaoui9589 6 жыл бұрын

I like this dude. His story is pretty fucking visual.

@wyattdawg 5 жыл бұрын

"Like a father of ten at a water park bathroom..." That's just about the best metaphor I've heard

@georgejefferson9962 5 жыл бұрын

This guy needs to do more stand up

@larrymcjones 6 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain why it really matters who the host is? The entire video is the guest comedian sharing their story except for the first minute. Is it different on tv or something?

@williejohnson3866 6 жыл бұрын

Larrymcjones Ari would go out of his way to get good stories on the show... regardless of whether it was a famous person or not so long as it was good... It’s not like that anymore in my opinion. Now it’s just bland and I can’t really get into nearly as many of the stories as I used to. I’m not saying the new host sucks it’s just this doesn’t seem like a good fit for him at all.

@BPacheco8 5 жыл бұрын

Larrymcjones it's because Ari is a comedian that has a lot of friends in the business so when he hosted we got a lot of good comics. Since he's gone a lot won't come back out of loyalty. Ari as host = more comedians with better stories

@kalbaker9941 5 жыл бұрын

Neche Pacheco What difference does it make?? You act like Roy Woods isn’t a comedian also

@sokon2886 5 жыл бұрын

All I care is about Tommy learning what sex is

@nathanallen9265 5 жыл бұрын

@@kalbaker9941 Roy Wood doesn't hold a candle to ari.

@armando-dv3gc 5 жыл бұрын

"You got a Ford Taurus with no tires!"

@saf_nfk 4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he meant Ford Taunus :)

@psto7501 2 жыл бұрын

@@saf_nfk what’s a Ford Taunus ?

@saf_nfk 2 жыл бұрын

@@psto7501 It's an older Ford model, which would have made sense as he was comparing it to the older asian lady. But I just found out it was only produced for the European market, and listening to the skit again it's pretty clear he says Tau_R_us, so... my bad :)

@JCSAXON 5 жыл бұрын

This has to be one of my faves in this series for poetic delivery and blunt, vulnerable honesty. I think fear must be the greatest, binding and entertaining theme of this platform. Rather than deliberately shock an audience in any cheap effort I think he perfectly describes the terrifying horrorshow of adolescence. Sex drugs and rock’n’roll fascinate a good lot of us as youngsters whilst we have no fucking clue what’s going on and try our best in attempt to appear cool, experienced and altogether with it. Innocence and peer pressure seem to often but not always create the perfect blend for hilarity. I’ve always found comfort in exchanging yesterday’s embarrassing trauma for for a good tale and a laugh that more of us relate to than we would commonly admit to otherwise. Stage therapy has my vote!🦇🧛🏻‍♂️🦇

@evientually 3 жыл бұрын

The first half of Bret Ernst's special "Principal's Office" is a fantastic example of adolescent horror crafted into beautiful comedy. As a former bad kid myself (he says some things about how girls don't do the kinds of things he's talking about but I actually did some of the exact things he mentions, for example stealing a car in middle school) it hit deeply.

@kennypyne7821 2 жыл бұрын

Hmm. Well said

@KweenOrion 5 жыл бұрын

7:27 I fUcKiNg LiVe HeRe

@bmfc8829 4 жыл бұрын

Being bipolar is like being in a bar fight... with yourself every night 😂

@kaylatsume 5 жыл бұрын

I’m in tears this guy is hilarious

@MrKLX110rider 2 ай бұрын

Man Tommy needs a special he's earned it. I always go back to this and its 6 years old. What a banger!

@ps1538 4 жыл бұрын

WHY DOESNT THIS GUY HAVE ANY STAND UP ON KZfaq???? hes so fckin hilarious

@Schnitz13 4 жыл бұрын

"Like a father of 10 in a waterpark bathroom!" 😂😂😂

@ariannaschall9646 6 жыл бұрын

I haven’t laughed so hard in forever 😂 great story

@slamjackson2137 3 жыл бұрын

“...State Rd...” Me: Wait, what? “...I-95...” Me: Just what in the hell is going on here?! “...Downtown Philadelphia.” Me: Oh, here we go...

@scundoalex 3 жыл бұрын

RIGHT!?!?!?! Me too!

@Hiko.M Жыл бұрын

Easily one of the best stories told on This Is Not Happening

@allexcombs6904 4 жыл бұрын

Mooorrreeee!!!! He needs more segments! He's by far top 3 funniest comedies I've heard on this show!

@hereforthefuego1048 4 жыл бұрын

Tommy- “we’re making a left on Marshall road, now a right on state” Me- why’s it sound like he’s getting on I-95 from Upper Darby Tommy- “WHY ARE WE ON 95” Me-😱😱😱😱

@WakeUpTigerLily 4 жыл бұрын

I said the same thing. Hes coming from either Drexel hill or upper Darby haha

@Tim_Tuesday 2 жыл бұрын

Catch tommy on the stuff island podcast

@ryanjamesscopa9048 6 жыл бұрын

I was hoping to see some comments about how fucking hilarious this story was, but I guess everyone and their mother wants to bicker about the host. I mean I love Ari but, when he mentioned it on his podcast, it sounded like a co-opted decision that Ari made with Comedy Central due to some last minute conflicts that Ari had. Whatever the conflict was, it must have been a better opportunity for him. And he says that "we" still have great comics lined up, so he's obviously still involved with the show in some way. Nobody got screwed over so yeah give Roy a break... ... and also who the fuck sits through the intro anyway??

@commentingisawasteoftime7195 3 жыл бұрын

I like these intros better than Ari's.

@gbooboop7708 2 жыл бұрын

I like the” intro “ I would not mind (giving it a Shot) been the Next Host if This Not Happened .

@notagiantseaslug5523 Ай бұрын

This is top tier. Love some Tommy standup. Can’t wait for him to come thru Portland again. Pope and Dr Sponge will be doing a pod here, I’m gonna try to go for sure.

@johnmcclane2401 5 жыл бұрын

1:40 thank me with +1

@ahmadtaki4744 5 жыл бұрын

wow 2 late though

@testero1598 5 жыл бұрын

@imortalkiwi9300 5 жыл бұрын

@am-dh9lv 2 жыл бұрын

This will always be my favourite of all the them

@shaclachic3345 6 жыл бұрын

Lmao almost none of the comments are about the main act

@aftersexhighfives 5 жыл бұрын

Cuz it's not captivating

@daryldandridge9818 5 жыл бұрын

@@aftersexhighfives It's a story about a 15 year old in a whore house threaten to climax because of credit card fraud. How is that not "captivating", is your life more crazy than this cause I love to hear it. No sarcasm, really.

@urbosasfurry2126 4 жыл бұрын

This guy has the most expressive eyebrows.

@psto7501 2 жыл бұрын

@@daryldandridge9818 My life is definitely more interesting and full of stories crazier than this one, but I still laughed the whole time and wasn’t let down at all. @Aftersex Highfives is just a bitter hater with his mother’s internet connection. Wouldn’t want to meet him in real life. Tommy, on the other hand, sounds like a great guy to hang out with and I would love to watch him do a full length special.

@justtim1269 3 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest stories and best storytellers in the history of the show. Hilarious. Was laughing so hard I almost fell on the floor. Keep on truckin Tommy. You’re great

@meghanoxo1254 4 жыл бұрын

This high key reminds me of jay from big mouth

@Bella-lv6tx 4 жыл бұрын

Oh shit, I see it

@arthurtcherkezian356 2 жыл бұрын

3 years later, coming back to watch this EPIC epic, comedy ! Just perfect

@wyattdawg 6 жыл бұрын

"Like the father of ten at a water park bathroom" That's one of the funniest lines I've ever heard

@violatethemagistrate 4 жыл бұрын

Some of the analogies this guy uses are crazy descriptive! Imagine he was a rapper! He is the Quel or Aesop Rock of comedy!

@seannebrada3266 2 жыл бұрын

I love the sound of this guy's voice. It sounds so soothing to the ears even when he's screaming HHAHAHA

@halogamer1045 2 жыл бұрын

3:35 this is the face of man who can see the universe without a telescope

@ELIxTHExBEAST 5 жыл бұрын

I watch these all the time but this one had me laughing my butt off

@theonewhowas7709 2 жыл бұрын

OMFG i LOL'd so hard and loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Smackedraps420 2 жыл бұрын

one of the best ones ive seen

@medicbabe2ID 6 жыл бұрын

Tommy Pope is freaking hysterical and it's an abomination against the genre of comedy itself that there isn't more of him available online to enjoy. Get on the stick, Comedy Central.

@validlemming9877 5 жыл бұрын

I love his voice. Reminds me of animated characters its relaxing in a way.

@storytimewithunclebill1998 Жыл бұрын

Had me rolling the whole time. Was fun to watch. Great video

@fillentropy6519 2 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest, great delivery.

@finishercar Жыл бұрын

A minute in and I am in tears, this guy is great! 😂

@natalieadkins6791 5 жыл бұрын

"a bridge troll", damn my childhood just smacked me in the face

@dokidokideathproof 4 жыл бұрын

Excellent story teller, amazing detail.

@rachel8716 2 жыл бұрын

This remains one of my favorite stand ups I’ve ever seen it’s never not funny thanks for the endless entertainment

@kennyvandemaele5811 5 жыл бұрын

It’s like watching a nephew of Robert De Niro going on an adventure. A resemblance that makes this story so much better. Can’t wait for more stand-up comedywork from Mr. Pope!

@_parzivalbishop8298 5 жыл бұрын

HAHHAHAHAH “the woman guards the door like a bridge troll”

@kingayy9267 4 жыл бұрын

Go back to sssleeeep

@rickyt5179 4 жыл бұрын

Intro was actually awesome.

@haze3526 6 жыл бұрын

This is the most Delco story ever. Takes me back to high school. I grew up in Delaware County and have stories like this. I love Delco.

@error404blah 6 жыл бұрын

This video did not show up on my subscription feed ( I only saw it as a notification). Somethings wrong CC, KZfaq be drunk again.

@gotskinn 6 жыл бұрын

sucksqueezebangblow me too.

@privateuser7 6 жыл бұрын

sucksqueezebangblow drunk= leftism

@MD-Acres 6 жыл бұрын

Aw, you couldn't be first!

@Joaremy 6 жыл бұрын

This guy is awesome, painting a story like no other and so funny.

@GreenMonkeySam 5 жыл бұрын

This guy's analogies are on fucking point. Snuffaluffagus trying to close a shower curtain XD

@emilyharrison10 3 жыл бұрын

You literally just changed my life tonight 😂😂😂 thank you

@bane4743 2 жыл бұрын

First time seeing this. I loved this. 😂😂

@gbooboop7708 2 жыл бұрын

Can we changed each other life this morning?

@damonpotter776 5 жыл бұрын

I've been watching a lot of these and this one genuinely made me laugh

@OfficialOpinion 6 жыл бұрын

Soooo... any comments about the actual story content of the video?

@dailyblessed7 5 жыл бұрын

OfficialOpinion exactly what i’m thinking haha

@KrisFlicks 5 жыл бұрын

Honestly

@Udontkno7 5 жыл бұрын

Tbh

@alexclark4792 5 жыл бұрын

No, those are spoilers, watch it for yourself.

@shouldntfckwitme3737 5 жыл бұрын

When i get bored i like to go out by the highway and wave my pecker at traffic

@ellllllo77 4 жыл бұрын

At the end when he mentioned he stared at the stars from the bed of a moving pickup Some poetic shit

@Kleetus_Van_Damm 2 жыл бұрын

This was a great set, loved this story.

@LordUzaki 5 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one that doesn't give a single fuck about Ari and just loved this guys act?

@marquez5412 4 жыл бұрын

He looks like Robert Downey jr x the guy that does the voice of cat in the hat

@TAWT926 4 жыл бұрын

oreos r godly thought nobodys gonna mention that

@dominicjelinek7995 2 жыл бұрын

I keep coming back to this, dudes to funny

@kyjarhead12 5 жыл бұрын

This is the best one of the series! So funny

@ALDM404 6 жыл бұрын

Great set, funny as hell also a great voice for stand up

@DLeonard716 6 жыл бұрын

That was one of the funniest stories I have EVER heard in my entire life lmaoooooo

@taiwogbesan9998 Жыл бұрын

Oh this was epic!!!... loved every second of this!😂

@rideordietrying3325 5 жыл бұрын

I seen a lot of these stories and this one is one of the best ones I’ll be talking about for awhile lol

@SuperFuzzyman123 3 жыл бұрын

That was an amazing story, I laughed the entire time

@marchuncho7239 5 жыл бұрын

this guy deserves more credit.

@berkleymims2900 5 жыл бұрын

Best one yet I was crying in class

@jameslachance8159 2 жыл бұрын

This is one of my favorites.

@lucyhellbroke 4 жыл бұрын

I'm usually annoyed by this shows lengthy intros, but I have to say that I love this song.

@jerkfudgewater147 5 жыл бұрын

This is one of the best shows on the internet... even when i start one of these stonefaced i finish laughing out loud

@keke6770 5 жыл бұрын

one of the best yet.

@malevolantangel9483 5 жыл бұрын

by far the best one to date!

@Zulu-Lemon 5 жыл бұрын

I imagined him sounding like Morty as a kid

@TeeNelly 4 жыл бұрын

This is one of the funniest stories Ive heard! Thank you for the laugh! :)

@Mo-gc4xp 5 жыл бұрын

“Last puff of the air horn” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@shelistens2sade 3 ай бұрын

Fantastic storytelling! Hilarious AF 😂👏🏼👏🏼

@rahulthaker694 6 жыл бұрын

Great video just bring back ari now

@CoreyYoungblood 6 жыл бұрын

Rahul Thaker He walked away from the show, it was his decision. He’s not coming back.

@k1e2m3o 6 жыл бұрын

Rahul Thaker I second that!

@eashonk 6 жыл бұрын

False, it was not his decision. If you get the laughable app you can subscribe to ari and you can listen to every podcast ari was on shortly after he got back from asia. You can discern from his disappointment that it wasn't his decision.

@THEHEADNDRO 6 жыл бұрын

Please dont

@KittenWithFangzes 6 жыл бұрын

It wasnt his decision, the whole show was his idea and they somehow just kicked him out and replaced him with this guy

@KC16A6 4 жыл бұрын

Wow. I had never seen or heard of this incredibly talented dude. Funny stuff through and through ^^

@capitalgoldgoblin6474 11 ай бұрын

You just always have the best story in any given room that’s crazy

@nicholascrilow3968 2 ай бұрын

Dude absolutely brilliant. Been there a million thumbs up

@jakes3935 6 жыл бұрын

Ari was the true OG inventor of the show. The intros never compared to the guests then and it still matters little now. But if they really wanted to shake things up after trying Roy- I vote Pope!

@tlccummings6300 5 жыл бұрын

Dude seriously hilarious.. Loved every second of this set. Bravo👏👏👏

@dustinhammock2822 3 жыл бұрын

This is the Best one yet.😂😂😂😂😂

@bane4743 2 жыл бұрын

This is gold 🪙🪙🪙

@niac297 5 жыл бұрын

This guy is my absolute fucking favourite comedian holy shit i love this guy

@mattkingdon5260 6 жыл бұрын

Watching the intros is like reading terms and conditions.

@numbersanddots 5 жыл бұрын

Best one i've seen yet! Tommy's hilarious!

@poopagore 4 жыл бұрын

This was one of the best on here

@josejuse 6 жыл бұрын

i dont like the new intro. does any one else feel the same way????

@branon6565 6 жыл бұрын

Jose Espinoza....the intros have always been retarded...

@davidbarnes4742 6 жыл бұрын

i skip to 1:30 on all the videos..the intros are annoying

@hgillespie73 6 жыл бұрын

Jose Espinoza The intro is terrible. Skip the " dicks & assholes " song. If they aren't going to bring back Ari, they should save their production money on that ridiculousness & go straight to the Comic.

@eashonk 6 жыл бұрын

horrible garbage

@l00pdigga42 6 жыл бұрын

same. very rapey...