What is the best asdfmovie joke?
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3 жыл бұрынAKA Tom breaks down asdfmovie while asdfmovie breaks down Tom.
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Written by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell (@TomSka)
Edited by Elliot Gough ( / thelovelystuff )
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CONTENT WARNING: Where to begin? Discussion and depictions of guns, death, suicide, violence, vore, kinks. This one’s got it all.
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@TomSka 3 жыл бұрын
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@jetdombrowski9807 3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Domgingus 3 жыл бұрын
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@Zentiph 3 жыл бұрын
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@jaguarstudiosoffical9091 3 жыл бұрын
Yes I was born now
@itz_ashane6886 3 жыл бұрын
DEAD
@sophiamalcolm2119 3 жыл бұрын
"Observably well-fed" is the most polite fat joke I've ever heard.
@sh1nyman483 3 жыл бұрын
I think that description originated in the short story "The Landlady."
@c3slayer72 3 жыл бұрын
What’s welfed
@noveris6538 3 жыл бұрын
He got some baby birthing hips
@noveris6538 3 жыл бұрын
@@c3slayer72 what do u think
@ahalfsesameseedbun7472 3 жыл бұрын
@@c3slayer72 he called himself large
@maddie9602 3 жыл бұрын
Tomska analyzing his own sense of humor: Tomska increasingly concerned by his own sense of humor:
@thephoenixsystem6765 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the timestamps
@nikkoa.3639 3 жыл бұрын
@@thephoenixsystem6765 Here's the timestamp to when he does both 0:00
@thephoenixsystem6765 3 жыл бұрын
@@nikkoa.3639 2shey
@gizmop0ny 3 жыл бұрын
Its beautiful
3 жыл бұрын
@@thephoenixsystem6765 'touché'
@endeav0r_49 Жыл бұрын
that perfect skit was actually lowkey hilarious wtf
@chadgeary2653 Жыл бұрын
"Oh no. Im still alive"
@nateproductions8264 Жыл бұрын
The Tom Scott cameo was amazing
@GaJ42 4 ай бұрын
It’s almost like it was made to be funny
@cedriko1662 2 ай бұрын
discreto divertido
@jenluvjake Ай бұрын
my favorite bit of it was the dogs face
@MulletSensei 9 ай бұрын
My favourite thing about the farting butt jokes (apart from an old fashioned juvenile laugh) is that in Tom’s vlogs leading up to that asdfmovie he repeatedly mentioned that the concept was silly and people would probably hate the jokes, and once the episode released the response was immediately overwhelmingly negative. He knew no one would like it, he very quickly regretted it, but the idea made him laugh once and he decided “fuck it” and put it in. Truly the farting butt is the ultimate symbol of artistic integrity.
@zapzap1485 5 ай бұрын
Interesting, farting butt is standing up for something now lol
@bruhkakke 2 ай бұрын
i personally still laugh at the butt jokes to this day tbh
@gabe_s_videos Ай бұрын
ngl, the butt jokes grew on me.
@kellenivanuck1447 3 жыл бұрын
I never realized that the character regurgitating another character was a joke connected to another asdf movie until now.
@Jan_Koopman 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@LeRawNugretaw 3 жыл бұрын
Neither wtf
@JonathanScarlet 3 жыл бұрын
Likewise.
@MartijnPeek 3 жыл бұрын
Me2
@davidwuhrer6704 3 жыл бұрын
ikr
@jvcmarc 3 жыл бұрын
the fact that the 4 worst sketches were the farting butts was funnier than the farting butts themselves
@Skorpeonismyrealname 3 жыл бұрын
I think that was the first time I actually laughed at them.
@mangmangmangobri 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@lightningterry 3 жыл бұрын
Unpopular opinion: I genuinely thought they were hilarious and was surprised they were ranked so far down.
@Foggles17 3 жыл бұрын
@@lightningterry This may be the first "unpopular opinion" that is both unpopular and known as unpopular before stating it is. Congrats!
@lightningterry 3 жыл бұрын
foggles17 thank you, I try
@Axos_Abode 2 жыл бұрын
I like how every sketch he shows fit both the category before and after it.
@funnyfisher7 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah honestly that's a good point 👀🤔
@Jaxjax80 Жыл бұрын
The entire time I was trying to figure out which sketch he was talking about lol
@jayayeonetoo3335 Жыл бұрын
actually same, when he first began explaining and a sketch played i was like "wait is the explanation before its respective example or after?"
@awesomedawsonstudios4541 Жыл бұрын
@@jayayeonetoo3335 exactly! Lmaoo
@TheProwlingSleepster Жыл бұрын
I noticed that
@daanroelofs119 Жыл бұрын
The fact Desmond got eaten by the girls and didn't just decompose over several decades is amazing
@caps_lock Жыл бұрын
you cant decompose on the moon cause theres no oxygen
@daanroelofs119 Жыл бұрын
@@caps_lock decomposition doesnt always need oxygen. There is fermentation for example. There are also plenty anaerobic micro organisms that dont need oxygen reproduce or feed themselves. A lot of bacteria in our body dont fare well with an abundance of oxygen and would be more likely to cause damage when the aerobic micro-organisms would die.
@caps_lock Жыл бұрын
@daanroelofs119 good point but anaerobic micro organisms dont really survive well in a vacuum and temperatures ranging from -130 C to 120 C
@daanroelofs119 Жыл бұрын
@@caps_lock I dont know much about the human microflora, but while they could survive at -130C for a long time, some thermophilic bacteria actually thrive between 40 and 122 C now, the sun would probably destroy most of our body well before that happens though. The vacuum would indeed be an issue in the long run huh. I guess ill keep it at the body slowly disintegrating from high levels of radiation
@DrDrao Жыл бұрын
@@caps_lock Neither do little girls, to be fair.
@alexkempken8113 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite asdfmovie skit is this one: “Doctor I’m afraid of backstories.” “When did this all start?” “Well- AAAAAAAAAAA”
@eoincampbell1584 3 жыл бұрын
underated
@Brass_Buckle 3 жыл бұрын
@@eoincampbell1584 leave him be
@calatwork7308 3 жыл бұрын
@@Brass_Buckle what
@datoneguy2361 3 жыл бұрын
This is probably where that meme originated from
@Eshyyyyy 3 жыл бұрын
@@Brass_Buckle do you know what underrated means
@mericaman8877 3 жыл бұрын
The real question is: did the guy who failed standing up school become the do the flop guy?
@konoyaronekobaka 3 жыл бұрын
Times to watch the do the flop song clip 30 times and to take out the drawing board
@Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17 3 жыл бұрын
Get MatPat on this one
@Kazoo_Itchy 3 жыл бұрын
wolfiyee I’ll go find him-
@TheActualAqua 3 жыл бұрын
Top 10 anime backstories
@Jarqueivies 3 жыл бұрын
I believe so.
@MudakTheMultiplier Жыл бұрын
"mugged" gets quoted *constantly* by me and my friends. Basically any time someone subverts a statement. "Are you going to the store?" "No, you are." "Ah! How does that even work!?"
@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 Жыл бұрын
I am strangely fascinated by the fact that Tom went through the effort to find everything in this series related to kinks. Imagine realizing that for the last 12 years, you've been unknowingly stimulating it for other people.
@Joshdoingthings1 Жыл бұрын
Hmmm. I really want to see if I can find out what every single occurrence of an asdfkinky, but: 1. I’d have to use Incognito Mode for sure 2. I want to protect the little innocence I have left 3. It’d take too fucking long
@IAmBraindead98 3 жыл бұрын
Personal favorite: "You're FIRED!" "You can't fire me, I QUIT!!" "You can't quit, I QUIT!!!" "You can't quit, YOU'RE A FROG!!!!" "You can't 'frog' me, YOU'RE MY WIFE!!!!!" "I'm not your wife, YOU'RE MY WIFE!!!!!!" "Oh, hey Honey, how was work?" "Pretty good, but I quit my job." "You can't quit your job, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!" A̜͓͙̮ͭ̇ͪ͜A̪̱͒͢Ą̤̩̟̱̌̔A̶̮̰̟̱͇͙̎Ą͔͉̪͖̺ͫ̈͐͑A̷̜͈̻͍̟̺̩͓̓Ȧͩ̒͋͏̰̺̜͇À̧̤̺͛Ä̧̬͕͉̗́̓̓̚Ă̰͖̗̻̫̩̳͘Ȁ̜͍̼͎̱̍̀ͅA̡̩̠͗Ä̩̰̫͓̇ͬ͘Ã̝͙̜͆̉͛͟Á̈́҉̯̱̥̹̱A̴̙̬̫̩͖̗̋͑̊A̔ͤͫ̄҉̫̬̗̲A͒͊҉̲͔
@zavhyatta9795 3 жыл бұрын
where is that?
@anthonydoesstuff 3 жыл бұрын
@@zavhyatta9795 be quiet
@user-yg7iw3kb1m 3 жыл бұрын
@Zavh Yatta be quiet
@yeahimleavingagain6967 3 жыл бұрын
I love that too XD
@ChoaiDode 3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@LadyKattrina84 3 жыл бұрын
TomSka: "Who's letting their kids watch this stuff?!" Me: Slowly raises hand. "My son introduced me to these."
@NIDELLANEUM 3 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that your son showed them to a parent
@bukowskifamily7728 3 жыл бұрын
lol sound like my brother when we were younger
@pilesofkittens 3 жыл бұрын
Dude every kid in my school watches it, today a kid on the bus showed me the suicidal muffin song
@VideoUser52 3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@rand0m_artz_ 3 жыл бұрын
I introduced my son to this
@CainXVII 2 жыл бұрын
Pie flavour was a standing joke in my school. "Die potato!" "Not today!" Was probably among the best in my opinion but it needed the context of the potato having died a couple of times already. Oh, and Desmond the moon bear of course.
@BinglesP 2 жыл бұрын
I remember quoting the series a ton when I was little, I think I even got in light trouble once for quoting the one about brain cancer
@reaganharder1480 Жыл бұрын
I somehow acquired the phrase "die potato" from my friends before ever seeing the clip, and still to this day will use it whenever killing bugs or the like.
@lynwood5991 Жыл бұрын
I AM A STEGOSAURS
@ryansmith1044 Ай бұрын
When I was in middle school my family didn't have Internet so I thought the (seemingly) random shit my friends often said was stuff they made up. Then I saw these sketches for the first time on my TikTok feed about a week ago and realized that all the "random" shit they were saying back then was actually mostly asdfmovie references. "Desmond the Moon Bear" is what unlocked that memory for me, since that was the most popular sketch at my school.
@CosmicCreeper99 Жыл бұрын
That revelation about Desmond and the Moon girl was a better plot twist than most stories can pull off today
@teclinsoro4523 3 жыл бұрын
“the girl who got kicked to the moon didn’t die. who do you think ate desmond?” this changes *everything*
@alexnielson5379 3 жыл бұрын
SOmebody noticed!!!
@thememewithwords8236 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, tomska said it, so it's canon
@lordjay7530 3 жыл бұрын
i thought that the girl who drew the bear (desmond) ate him up from the inside after beingswallowed
@beepyboro 3 жыл бұрын
@Noah Firth desmond ate the kid,then the kid ate desmond, desmond died,the kid also
@thewanderinggamer1369 3 жыл бұрын
Canon.
@accumulator_101 3 жыл бұрын
my personal favorite is this one: "honey, i'm pregnant!" *realizes they're both females* "..i can explain.."
@codebracker 3 жыл бұрын
That one never fails to get a laugh out of me, the pause is just perfectly long
@void1313 3 жыл бұрын
I get it now but I watched asdf movie when I was like 8 or 9 so I didn't know
@theanonimus7549 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking it was her mother... I just understood the joke one year after seeing it
@justghostie4948 3 жыл бұрын
@@CheeseMiser It's a bot
@faeossia7842 3 жыл бұрын
yup asdf lgbtq jokes are the best xD
@HiddenLeveI 2 жыл бұрын
"How does 2020 end?" "It doesn't" This man predicted the future.
@bynflew8552 2 жыл бұрын
I mean that man was from the future so ofc he would know
@HiddenLeveI 2 жыл бұрын
@@bynflew8552 big brain
@Red_Male 5 ай бұрын
10:25 welcome to the kill count, where we cover the deaths in all your favorite horror movies. I'm James A Janisse and today we'll be looking at ASDF Movie
@OfficialMaxBox 3 жыл бұрын
hello this is the monetization police where to even begin
@Crowah 3 жыл бұрын
dont think about it too hard
@iforgorowl7590 3 жыл бұрын
second, first is overrated
@saxshton 3 жыл бұрын
Maxwell Boxus from Working Team Defenses of the Two Fortresses Two now on PC
@iforgorowl7590 3 жыл бұрын
@@Crowah are you kidding me, 1 second faster?
@Crowah 3 жыл бұрын
@@iforgorowl7590 im the equivalent of sonic
@demigoddessofwisdom2712 3 жыл бұрын
“Aww what type of dog is he” “He’s French” *WOEUF*
@shannon2255 3 жыл бұрын
Hey..hey guy smell my flower LOL
@demigoddessofwisdom2712 3 жыл бұрын
@@shannon2255 * sniffs * mmmmm
@ieatzglitterz 3 жыл бұрын
@@demigoddessofwisdom2712 *gets scared Ahh lolz
@iliketrainskid6109 3 жыл бұрын
@@shannon2255 I like trains
@demigoddessofwisdom2712 3 жыл бұрын
@@iliketrainskid6109 * gets run over by a train *
@tc-vlogs8719 Жыл бұрын
That was actually really funny at the end, so yeah; it worked.
@robertsteffler5155 5 ай бұрын
I would definitely argue that what makes an asdf joke "good" is honestly how well it works itself in culturally. I think that both neatly explains why newer jokes didn't perform as well, but it also reflects the general lexicalisation of the popular jokes. A common element of them is that they're simple, short-hand phrases that work well when directly quoting or referencing the series as an in-joke with other people who've seen it, and i think that very strongly reflects the overall cultural place that asdfmovie has.
@KapitanWasTaken 3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why but I can't stop laughing after watching the "perfect" joke. I think the Tom Scott's voice was used perfectly.
@fishmad122 3 жыл бұрын
Tom Scott is the best celebrity get hands down
@Vulkanprimarch 3 жыл бұрын
I really want him to put the perfect joke into the ranked sketches website and see how well it ranks! FOR SCIENCE!
@maname6303 3 жыл бұрын
Wdym “you don’t understand” your laughing because it’s the perfect asdf movie joke you answered your own question smh 🤦♂️.
@timmcdaniel6193 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize it was Tom Scott until you mentioned it. Thank you.
@LsdRaccoon 3 жыл бұрын
BananaShake09 whoosh
@Zoditron 3 жыл бұрын
Are we just gonna skip over the fact Tom has confirmed that Desmond did not die on the moon of natural causes?
@busted_carneasada 3 жыл бұрын
Space be looking kinda sus, ngl
@maduch1314 3 жыл бұрын
Impostor has been ejected in the moon and ate Desmond
@battleblaster4203 3 жыл бұрын
I had honestly thought he just wasted away Also I can disprove Tom's reasoning because that little girl could not place those bones exactly in the same place as Desmond was standing upright
@Wildfan95 3 жыл бұрын
@@battleblaster4203 idk man, he said it was her, and how can you prove she couldn't put them back perfectly?
@AMalas 3 жыл бұрын
You cant decompose in space, so there's that
@BanjoMasn Жыл бұрын
The fact that Kylie Minogue will forever be tied to asdfmovie is the funniest thing to me
@maxrichards3881 2 ай бұрын
The girl from that 2007 doctor who Christmas special?
@KcMp86 Жыл бұрын
Tom: That makes me a war criminal… Also Tom: Oh.
@BlueLily342 3 жыл бұрын
I hate that the "perfect asdf movie joke" ACTUALLY made me laugh for like 30 seconds
@xanderwrahn 3 жыл бұрын
Omg Same 😂
@simonr.s.3822 3 жыл бұрын
i litterally laughed until i started to cough so bad i had to stand up and wait for my air to come back
@artuno1207 3 жыл бұрын
It snuck up on me. I snorted. But then I replayed it and thought about it more and now I keep chuckling every now and then.
@silverchoweez 3 жыл бұрын
I must say, it's the "I wasted my life !" after the sketch that cracked me up. 🤣
@TheKiro5505 3 жыл бұрын
@@silverchoweez the it's the "I wasted my life" that makes it
@andrewcheng1948 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite one is: "You're fired!" "You can't fire me,I quit!" "You can't quit,I quit!" "You can't quit,you're a frog!" "You can't frog me,you're my wife!" "I'm not your wife,you're MY wife!" "Oh hey honey,how was work?" "Pretty good,but I quit my job..." "You can't quit your job,you're fired!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Another one of me favorites is: "Who parked their car,on my sandwich!?" "I did!" "Hhhhbbbb (explodes)"
@frol1 3 жыл бұрын
Haha yes it's a pretty good one
@arandomuserofinternet 3 жыл бұрын
SAME
@declicitous1763 3 жыл бұрын
same
@alejoqc9540 3 жыл бұрын
Can't help laughing out loud just reading it!!
@thebulletbot3329 3 жыл бұрын
Andrew Cheng suction cup man!
@fablevilgaming1339 Жыл бұрын
came back and re-watching this I can say that most of the reasons I think the top ten were so popular was because these were some of the most memorable jokes/lines like the terminators line "I'll be back" and even in comic form u can hear the voices if you have watched asdf movies before wish he left the site up though would love to see the rankings 2 years later
@detectivedyn2253 Жыл бұрын
Throughout his entire explanation of the different types of subversion of expectations, I kept wondering whether or not he was showing clips that gave examples, or he would allow the clip to play and then explain it. And I think that's a testament to what works about ASDF movies. It's a blend of several different subversions. Not just relying on one
@RegularDude 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite is: "Son, don't touch that cactus." *Touches cactus* "You're dead to me."
@gnomeyt9339 3 жыл бұрын
So is the algorithm’s, you, sir, have extreme taste
@peppermint.flavoured.avacado 3 жыл бұрын
I like the classic "I stole your hat" "Well I stole your face" .The " you'll never take me alive ! "Trumpet one is funny too
@elektroduck446 3 жыл бұрын
My fav is the one where there looking for the baby and the wife suggests that he might have gotten outside and the wife is actually the baby.
@lunar_memories9981 3 жыл бұрын
I personally like the one where the mom says, “Jimmy, take out the dog,” and the son says “yes mother,” before shooting the poor dog. And then the mom says “for a walk, Jimmy.”
@TMS-Oddbot 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite would probably be the sketch where Jimmy kills the dog. I know, I am horrible. But that was before 13, where I was introduced to...well, 13 just came out, so I should let you watch it, but it has a ball in it.
@quasarm825 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite is: “Dad, I’m gay” “I have no son” “ *GASP* This isn’t my house”
@phxed 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best up there, with the "you're fired, you can't fire me I quit" etc.
@quasarm825 3 жыл бұрын
@@phxed exactly, asdf 12 was an instant classic
@neonblade8591 3 жыл бұрын
@Mario AWOOOOOOOOO
@neonblade8591 3 жыл бұрын
@Mario omnomnomnomnomnomnom
@leonfergozi 3 жыл бұрын
299 like you are very welcome,300 like
@KlorineTheAvali Жыл бұрын
“How does 2020 end?” “It doesn’t” Proof that he really is from the future :c
@pihlajafox Жыл бұрын
9:35 Fun fact: In Finland you have to help people if their healt is in danger, so I guess that in some countries he the superhero would be a criminal
@meredythwithay5187 3 жыл бұрын
A favorite of mine has always been: "Honey, why is the baby on fire?" "BuY mE mOrE jEwElRy"
@OctoHedgy 3 жыл бұрын
I still can't understand to this day :'(
@jadesketch1726 3 жыл бұрын
@@OctoHedgy comedy
@ionarevamp 3 жыл бұрын
@@OctoHedgy I guess the idea is that shallow gold diggers are terrible moms
@white_mage 3 жыл бұрын
@@OctoHedgy you're too young
@raffimolero64 3 жыл бұрын
jewlery
@tevadotzip 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think I would've laughed at any of the 'farting butt' jokes on their own, however, seeing them all end up as the worst four is something else.
@nicgwapo9777 3 жыл бұрын
Same, though the 4th one caught me off guard so I got a laugh out of it
@TheTrueBrawler 3 жыл бұрын
The joke isn't funny enough for TomSka to get away with using it more than once (maybe twice). If FB1 and FB3 were left at the drawing board, I don't think they would be as bad as they are because FB2 and FB4 contain at least somewhat funny wordplay, but FB1 both was a bad attempt at a joke that came too far out of left field and was the one to set the precedent that would stick in people's minds due to being the first of the four. As a result, the entire tetralogy was brought down with it. FB3 somehow being even worse than FB1 didn't help either.
@fel3310 3 жыл бұрын
exactly how i reacted lmao, i ended up laughing which turned into actual hysterics when he told the bad pun
@jazmindodds 2 жыл бұрын
@@fel3310 so it was all worth it
@theepicoshawott 2 жыл бұрын
Tbh I lost any interest in the asdf movies after that joke
@Franzeco333 2 жыл бұрын
16:28 You could've easily put Fear after Disgust to have ASDF in it
@tylerhalloran9158 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that tom has such an amazing grasp of humour and film making
@AriaKyuKyu 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite joke: -Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories -When did this all start? -Well, ahhhhhAAAAAHHH- Asdf Movie 8
@anxiousmessbugg6467 3 жыл бұрын
Really mine is It's a lovely day to walk down the road and if I ever stop singing I will explode HEY STEVEN What have you done
@AriaKyuKyu 3 жыл бұрын
@@anxiousmessbugg6467 *BOOM* Haha! Is a good one
@dibmembrane4434 3 жыл бұрын
I like trains
@XtraNinja 3 жыл бұрын
Really hard to pick out a favourite but one parody someone did was absolutely funny. Patient: “Doctor, I’m afraid of doctors.” Doctor: “When did it-“ Patient: “AhhhhhhhHHHH!”
@AriaKyuKyu 3 жыл бұрын
@@XtraNinja xD brilliant
@theragingllamas4764 3 жыл бұрын
“What’s that behind your ear? ITS A HEARING AID!” “wHaT??” Is my favourite
@mondelsson 3 жыл бұрын
This is my personal favourite. I laughed for a long time when I saw that for the first time.
@Omnificence2016 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit, that one was pretty cute.
@strawbee.s 3 жыл бұрын
Mine too
@satibel 3 жыл бұрын
plot twist: it was a herring aid.
@saturnisdizzy 3 жыл бұрын
its my favorite too
@Izzul_Animation Жыл бұрын
"Murder is great" -Tomska
@sedemu 23 күн бұрын
tomsk
@jvgreendarmok 2 жыл бұрын
"Play that one" has the advantage of some great slapstick timing and a catchphrase from another TomSka character.
@rosewinter4818 3 жыл бұрын
“aw look at the little baby” **baby giggles** “and now look at the big baby” “wah”
@waldotheranger3987 3 жыл бұрын
I really thought this one would be on the top 10.
@laveiya3277 3 жыл бұрын
This is my daughters favourite haha
@michaelstefanosky2413 3 жыл бұрын
Upload
@LilDeuceDeuce 3 жыл бұрын
Telephone robbery and goodbye world are two of my personal favourites and I'm pleasantly surprised to see them ranked so high
@ObjectsInMotion 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly my favorites are all the ones you've musically backed. I unironically listen to "Everybody do the Flop" and the opening themes in my normal music playlist all the time. You're amazing!
@jonas162 3 жыл бұрын
the salad saga was priceless
@skythedragon7897 3 жыл бұрын
Telephone robbery and I want to go to the moon are my favorites but this one here is hilarious. It hurts to breathe
@crispi0toast95 3 жыл бұрын
My favorites are mine turtle and no dont jump
@MinecraftKarol2005 3 жыл бұрын
youll never take me alive trumpet guy
@matthewshipley739 2 жыл бұрын
To this day, I will never know how he convinced Kylie Minogue to feature in asdfmovie
@Mikaxu42 Жыл бұрын
My favorite has always been “-Hey buddy, you wanna take this outside? -Sure! -Wow, what a lovely evening! -This was a wonderful idea!”
@TessHex 3 жыл бұрын
Okay, but the "mathematically perfect asdfmovie joke" actually had me wheezing. You're a good egg, Tom. In fact, you're the entire good chicken.
@AndrewTaylorNintyuk 3 жыл бұрын
I did like the effectively Committee built sketch, but each sketch loses something when watched in isolation. ADSF Movie works so well as it just keeps you riding the funny train all the way to the station
@oneish7454 3 жыл бұрын
Can eat the chicken
@Oblivion9873 3 жыл бұрын
It was actually funny and OH HEY TOM SCOTT NICE. Honestly though, I think it's only funny because of the zoom in on the dogs face. That's what makes the sketch.
@silverchoweez 3 жыл бұрын
I must say, it's the "I wasted my life !" after the sketch that cracked me up. 🤣
@SpaghettiEnterprises 27 күн бұрын
@@oneish7454 correct
@jaythosonmp439 3 жыл бұрын
"i think we should just be friends" "....mother" is my favourite
@LadyKatyRae 3 жыл бұрын
I frequently quote this one. Its my fav too
@kavanspanos8030 3 жыл бұрын
I forgot about that one lol, thanks for the reminder, that’s my new fav
@robertwyatt3912 2 жыл бұрын
The true answer is BAL MAN
@buddyltd 2 жыл бұрын
I love how in the analysis of types of ASDF jokes, the joke both preceding and succeeding his identification conform to that analysis.
@ahlpym 3 жыл бұрын
My favourite is: "I think we should just be friends." "Mother!"
@thatonecrusader7209 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite one is nock nock Who is there? ( *smack* ) *THE DOOR*
@amazingadam1646 3 жыл бұрын
True THE DOOR
@lightningterry 3 жыл бұрын
“Ooh baby I love you baby” “Stay away from my baby” (Baby in deep manly voice) “But mother I love him” Is one of my favorites
@unaccompanied_minor2546 3 жыл бұрын
It's all about Marmite and Desmond the moon bear
@mdbgamer556 3 жыл бұрын
Almost the entire series has made me grin or laugh. Almost.
@sloandixon6501 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite: “Oh no! A gunman!” “Oh ho ho, I’m gonna STAB ya!”
@zenyxcz4240 3 жыл бұрын
Yes that one is amazing
@Champi4Real 3 жыл бұрын
Well his mind and eyes are in the bullet on his head so if the gunman shot the bullet on his head then he would essentially die
@tfysv 3 жыл бұрын
@@Champi4Real r/wooosh
@the1andowenly497 3 жыл бұрын
r/idiotsabusingreddit
@deadlapis6096 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@srg24. Жыл бұрын
13:59 “He’s just flailing in a direction”. Best thing said by Tom.
@JayDeeIsMyName Жыл бұрын
Hearing TomSka calling it "As-Dif-Movie" is like a historical moment in itself. I've known about it for years, yet I always called it A-S-D-F-movie.
@mukke9728 3 жыл бұрын
My favourite sketch is probably the “You know who’s gay? Us.” It is unexpected in a certain way, has reoccurring characters and brings joy. Though I have to say the perfect joke was also very good indeed.
@Bogalog 3 жыл бұрын
Muffin
@notpostinganymorelolsorry 3 жыл бұрын
My favourite asdf clip: “Honey, do you like my new shoes?” “You are a chair, darling” “I CAN DREAM HAROLD”
@basyaroslav1938 3 жыл бұрын
"dad, i'm hungry"
@lonesome3958 3 жыл бұрын
@@basyaroslav1938 hey hungry i'm dad
@basyaroslav1938 3 жыл бұрын
@@lonesome3958 Why did you name me this way... y y y!? :.(
@lonesome3958 3 жыл бұрын
@RІТА 25 y.o OPEN MY CANAL !!!! shut up bot
@Trotazik 3 жыл бұрын
I like the boys don’t cry one
@The_Arcane_Potato 7 күн бұрын
"which according to the geneva convention makes me a war criminal. oh" and then an ad came immediatly after. my god that was perfect
@ManuelRiccobono 2 жыл бұрын
I really can't pinpoint what makes your video great. It's just... everything. Please never stop.
@masonkaplan9311 3 жыл бұрын
Knowing that the little girl who got kicked to the moon ate desmond the moon bear has officialy ruined my childhood.
@TheoTheCoolest 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@tmuller9905 3 жыл бұрын
And it made mine better
@elektroduck446 3 жыл бұрын
When he said that I was like :O
@aymz.33 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@RBJ_Eternauta 3 жыл бұрын
"Nooo, Desmond...! You was my favorite, why did you have to die"
@Skeleton_Dork 3 ай бұрын
Tom just casually inventing new live-action asdf movies over the course of the video is legendary
@goldenolaf20 Жыл бұрын
This is a top tier video holy shit
@VTPPGLVR 3 жыл бұрын
Me: **hears presidential debate in the other room** TomSka: Babies heard, but babies not seen. No babies.
@Eight_Ventures 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite one is “I wish people we’re nice to me” “Your wish is..” *”stooped”* _slap_
@catt9918 3 жыл бұрын
My fave is i like trains
@yokaiwatcher8500 3 жыл бұрын
I like 🎵it’s a lovely day to walk down the roads and if I ever stop singing I will explode🎵 I even wrote a sequel 🎵I’m eating a sandwich with lots of ham and if I ever stop singing I go kablam🎵
@Eight_Ventures 3 жыл бұрын
How about this 🎵I’m eating some ice cream right now and if I ever stop singing I’ll go kapow!🎵
@blxck-mage_ 3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@mekhie.r.duncan3825 3 жыл бұрын
@@Eight_Ventures correct
@samuraistrike1 6 ай бұрын
Alternative title; Tomska explains why death is funny for 24 minutes
@BlackHoodaOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
1:29 1:42 2:02 2:16 2:44 What a smart way to make people watching the sponsorship without skipping. 😂
@briflow 3 жыл бұрын
"honey do you like my new shoes?" "you are a chair darling." "I CAN DREAM HAROLD-" i STILL use "i can dream harold" to this day in everything i do
@xyphious 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. Perhaps my favorite sketch
@mattalegi286 3 жыл бұрын
69th like
@deathmastersful 2 жыл бұрын
“How does 2020 end?” “It doesn’t” That joke has aged so well
@jamesbarnett8832 2 жыл бұрын
tomska-the prediction master
@2Bluu_ 2 жыл бұрын
t did
@clyde-or-monty 2 жыл бұрын
Perfectly, *it’s 2021. This wasn’t supposed to happen.*
@SuperXavi87 2 жыл бұрын
@@clyde-or-monty but 2021 will not end,funny how I will see me in 2022 or farther lol
@clyde-or-monty 2 жыл бұрын
@@SuperXavi87 oh no
@immagical7036 4 ай бұрын
I rewatch the series every now and again and each time the experience is glorious
@ChrisKeziahHyde 11 ай бұрын
That sketch at the end was worth watching the entire video
@coffeejellyash 3 жыл бұрын
"How does 2020 end?" "It doesn't." "Yeah that scans."
@theillusionist1494 3 жыл бұрын
Say what you will about Raid, I absolutely will not disagree with you, but I do respect that, as long as you don’t make fun of them, you’re basically allowed to just go absolutely fuckin wild in their sponsored segments.
@wonderchubby 3 жыл бұрын
What?
@ActuatedGear 3 жыл бұрын
@@theillusionist1494 I'm gettin' me some Bleeple Bloops!!!
@ethyn 3 жыл бұрын
Yusra Hussein r/woooosh
@ethyn 3 жыл бұрын
Underscored Frisk he means that makes sense
@shrekharveyofficial 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite is: Man: "that's my boy" Kid: (kicks ball) Man: "NO MY BOY" Ball: *fATHeR hELp*
@andrewp2681 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the newest one had some gold in there. “Come out with your hands up!” “ 🙌 I’m gay”
@blinkachu05 3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewp2681 obviously, now Tom understands why asdfmovie works.
@derpyjack2133 3 жыл бұрын
ok so please dont attack me but i just wanna let you know this video was a month before asdfmovie13 came out. sooooooooo he couldnt have accounted for it
@Qwerty-wk3jy 3 жыл бұрын
I love YEAH BABY, I LOVE YOU BABY Stay away from my baby! But mother, i love him
@someone0 3 жыл бұрын
@@derpyjack2133 i like trains
@-syntaxerrorguy7-10 Жыл бұрын
My favourite asdfmovie sketch was definitely "egg"
@frogqueen9738 Жыл бұрын
9:30 Depending on your career or situation it could technically count as neglect, which could get you a murder charge if you neglected to save a life, despite having full ability to.
@pughat5233 3 жыл бұрын
“ah you stole my lungs” “there’s not fatal injuries” t- tom-
@bridgeseller7004 3 жыл бұрын
He lists something before showing it...
@theaccountofafool6133 3 жыл бұрын
Be has no lungs but still can talk/breathe so he's fine
@SleppyLeBo 3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, lungs are only vital to Hamon Users.
@bl4cksp1d3r 3 жыл бұрын
Non-fatal was referring to the next in line, the carrots in the eyes
@dethbreth8 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite asdfmovie joke is "Honey I'm pregnant!" *girlfriend stares in confusion* "I can explain"
@stm7810 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that 1 is great!
@no1normal750 3 жыл бұрын
wait which episode was that
@stm7810 3 жыл бұрын
@@no1normal750 I think it was ep 4?
@dethbreth8 3 жыл бұрын
@@no1normal750 asdfmovie9
@lucifergraves1964 2 жыл бұрын
Much as I don't like that whole shade Radow legends thing this is the best integration I have ever seen and actually didn't skip through, props Tom, glad I've watched since the ASDF vids came out in my middle/mandatory school days
@kellanlevi5663 2 жыл бұрын
Tomska content is fun bc it's fun to watch people talk about things they like and goddamn does Tom like talking about himself
@OmegaQuinn 3 жыл бұрын
“Alan are you a cow?” “What? No.” “YeAh mE nEItHeR, yOU wAnnA go SkATebORDS”
@nicolinhas_ng 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@assiabaghd8363 3 жыл бұрын
YeAH mE
@cumcer6140 3 жыл бұрын
What, no>:(*
@yeslemar3177 3 жыл бұрын
Me NeItHeR wAnNa Go SkAtEbOaRdS
@handlesarecringe957 3 жыл бұрын
"You're leavin' me?" "Sorry, Jimmy, I've found a _real_ man." "hI yeS BaBE i Am rEal MaN"
@GEARscience 2 жыл бұрын
"After all, Desmond survived." No he didn't he died- "Who do you think ate him?" *realizes that his body couldn't have decomposed on the moon* Oh shoot, he's got a point.
@Rottwiler44 2 жыл бұрын
That blew me away too, that and the sandwich vore guy coming back.
@SM-th7pw 2 жыл бұрын
@@Rottwiler44 Same. I never knew those two sketches were connected.
@legendgames128 2 жыл бұрын
Desmond was eaten by astrum deus. Change my mind.
@TheLostArchives1 2 жыл бұрын
Wait I don't get it. Help pls
@legendgames128 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheLostArchives1 Ok so Astrum Deus is a worm boss from calamity mod who in lore roams space and calamity mod is a mod for terraria and terraria is basically 2d Minecraft but better(?) and different and so Astrum Deus could have eaten Desmond the moon bear sentence done without commas.
@starcrashr 2 жыл бұрын
"Observably well-fed" is how I'll describe my physique from now on.
@ThatDiamondGuy1565 Жыл бұрын
We need a compilation of every youtuber cameo in asdfmovie!
@mrwhiffy2045 3 жыл бұрын
I liked the joke: "Joey did you eat my sandwich?" "I am your sandwich" But then I discovered that vore is a thing and now I don't like it anymore
@ClobberClobber 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, thats me
@bluejam7634 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't know this was a thing. Thanks, bro!
@pileopixels3048 3 жыл бұрын
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@bluejam7634 3 жыл бұрын
@@tonytherestful3481 I was being sarcastic, my dude.
@bluejam7634 3 жыл бұрын
@@tonytherestful3481 Ew heck no.
@marretjep 3 жыл бұрын
can we all just agree that Tom Scott was the perfect contender to be voicing the 'falling on a guy-speaking to a dog-committing suicide-man' simply because of the analytical nature of this video?
@KapitanWasTaken 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I didn't know how to put it the words but you did.
@Boredman567 3 жыл бұрын
Also I never realized that you can't say Tom Scott without saying Tomska
@lazergurka-smerlin6561 3 жыл бұрын
@@Boredman567 I didn't know anyone pronounced an a like an o but now I do
@lizziethewitch7770 3 жыл бұрын
@@lazergurka-smerlin6561 might be american? Not sure either
@fireflames09 3 жыл бұрын
It was the PERFECT cameo!
@alexpvzplayer6659 10 ай бұрын
The ad break was genuinely so good that I didn’t skip it lmao
@chexo3 2 жыл бұрын
It probably helps that it went on for so long. At some point a bit of nostalgia helped it be self sustaining.
@solomonbardalez4285 3 жыл бұрын
"YOU'RE FIRED!" "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!' 'YOU CAN'T QUIT, I QUIT!" "YOU CAN'T QUIT, YOU'RE A FROG!" "YOU CAN'T FROG ME, YOU'RE MY WIFE!" "I'M NOT YOU WIFE, YOU'RE MY WIFE!" "well hey honey, how was work?" "Pretty good, but I quit my job." "You can't quit your job, you're *FIRED*!" *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"* Edit: I messed it up and got over 500 likes with no one correcting me......guess im not the only one who forgot
@johnvicaireiii5537 3 жыл бұрын
I've been thinking about that one lately...
@coldsobanoodle7407 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite
@tornadix99 3 жыл бұрын
For some reason, for me, the autotuned video is even funnier.
@EmberTheShark 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly that Joke only works with Mikes voice
@9jettube 3 жыл бұрын
I know right! I wish that one was in the top 10 it's one of my favorites!
@headlesszebra9857 3 жыл бұрын
"people don't like murder but love suicide" i mean, fair
@samwai3762 3 жыл бұрын
that's the Millenials summerized
@WolfyRed 3 жыл бұрын
126 likes nice
@headlesszebra9857 3 жыл бұрын
@@samwai3762 we are all the asdf muffin at heart
@samwai3762 3 жыл бұрын
@@headlesszebra9857 we are the muffins, we all want..vore? NOPE WRONG VIEW
@TankR 13 күн бұрын
Remember, dissecting a joke is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs, and the frog dies.
@b_megamaths 5 ай бұрын
i honestly didn't realize more than half of your cameos were cameos. you got some very cool people for those
@Wooktent 3 жыл бұрын
Ok, that perfect joke asdf was actually pretty good, not gonna lie.
@NcrXnbi 3 жыл бұрын
Same feels here. It's just.... P E R F E C T !
@Another_Online_Alias 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s actually kind of surprising how good it was.
@dispelled1401 3 жыл бұрын
It would definitely be in my top 10
@chocokittybo 3 жыл бұрын
Was it my favorite? No, but it was however definitely very asdfmovie.
@Nugcon 3 жыл бұрын
Tom Scott completed it
@Forgemane 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite is "Honey, I'm pregnant!" Camera pans over to her girlfriend. "Uhhh, I can explain."
@benedictdakirby9919 3 жыл бұрын
Or Hungry: hi dad im hungry Dad: hi hungry, im dad Hungry: why did you name me this way?
@tree_ee 3 жыл бұрын
Those are two of my favourites
@C.D.B.E.E. Жыл бұрын
When the top 10 list played i was able to quote all of them I freaking love ASDFmovie
@good4nothingz 2 жыл бұрын
trumpet license and play that one will always be a couple of my favorites omg-
@holycheeseburger2981 3 жыл бұрын
"After all, Desmond survived... and who do you think ate him?" I'M SORRY WHAT?!!
@andrewcheng1948 3 жыл бұрын
I mean,if he suffocated,why is there only bones?
@holycheeseburger2981 3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewcheng1948 that's a fair point. Bodies don't decompose on the moon because there's no air.
@Jackesfox 3 жыл бұрын
Deep lore
@agentxx3022 3 жыл бұрын
IS THAT CANON NOW ?!?
@kaptinkookie6403 3 жыл бұрын
Agent XX302 I think it is...
@psychicsoba2562 3 жыл бұрын
Asdf movie will always exist as our favourite series, and Tom’s most disappointing
@mjgrizz1005 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@N8Toons 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@Lama-fe3gv 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't have said it any better
@asdagaming1040 3 жыл бұрын
Ngl I hate it because how many people think its absolutely the funniest on earth, its OK but its not that good
@maddieboy6211 3 жыл бұрын
boi whats with all the same pfps???
@DrawnCanary 8 ай бұрын
“How does 2020 end?” “It doesn’t” Man, you didn’t know how right you’d be.
@ProbablyBacon Жыл бұрын
I feel like the perfect asdfmovie would just be a guy observing bread and being really confused
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