“no one can read bella’s mind because she doesn’t think” is the single most accurate and funniest review of this movie

I love how everyone wants to throw Jacob in jail for imprinting on a baby but not as many people mention the fact that Edward is like, 96 years older than Bella. The first one is still a HUGE issue of course but like, you know.

my only question is this; this town is in the middle of the most beautiful forest, and NO ONE HIKES. Imagine how funny it would be if in the last movie, someone was just going for a hike and came across hundreds of people in black cloaks and like 100 feet away from them like 30 more people, a child and a bunch of massive wolves just staring at each other. HOW DID NOBODYS SEE THIS HAPPENING??

I'll be honest, when I first heard Jacob say he imprinted on her, I thought he meant like as her older brother figure or some kind of destined platonic friendship. I'm choosing to stick with this innocent 12 year old mindset for the sake of my own sanity.

Instead of Twilight, I had the book “A Taste for Red”, about an angsty preteen who thinks she’s a vampire until an old lady tells her “No you actually are not a vampire” and she’s like “oh ok 😔” and then the old lady is like, “Wait! You are actually part of a group with a magical destiny to protect the world” and she’s like “cool I guess”. Most accurate kids/teen vampire novel ever.

We joke about the cgi baby but at least they didn't use an actual child who would probably be exploited since you know Hollywood

I cried when Carlisle "died" during the fake fight scene. I'm not a big fan but he was one of the only characters I liked. The others being Alice and Charlie.

Twilight is like goth Napoleon Dynamite .

“Are you on team Edward or team Jacob?” I am team Alice. Alice was checking Bella out throughout the entire series(at least the first three movies I haven’t seen the fourth or fifth yet) “Oh you smell nice” Alice was the first to Bella’s side when she was being turned in the first movie Alice got a gift for Bella and looked into the future to make sure she would like it Bella didn’t attempt to email anyone else in the family, just Alice. Alice didn’t even care that Bella supposedly was dead, as soon as she figured out Bella was going to jump off a cliff her ass was driving back home. What was Edward doing? Watching. What was Alice doing? Driving and putting in the all time effort We thought the choice was “stay with Jacob or save Edward” but it was actually “stay with Jacob or go to Rome with the hot vampire lady known as Alice” Alice knew exactly what time Edward was going to reveal himself, and there’s no way in hell she didn’t slow down ever so slightly, or at least contemplate it She looked into the future, saw what was going to happen, knew where the clock tower was and said “maybe if I send Bella on her own, she won’t find him, and while I’ll be sad that my brother is dead, I get to swoop in and be her new gf” And when Bella did save Edward and the whole vampire council thing showed up, Alice came in like “yo I see you about to sacrifice yourself, let me show that I’m romantic too” Alice and Bella exchanged “I love you” glances in the elevator on the way to their supposed dooms When Edward just watched and said “no Bella” as Bella was about to sacrifice herself, Alice offered to create a future where she got to live with Bella forever Literally She even said that she would be the one to turn Bella Edward didn’t want Bella to be a vampire because everyone in that family knew Bella and Alice were having an unspoken attraction, and he knew Bella would eventually dump his ass for his sister When that one guy was going to try to read Bella’s mind, the look she had was “please don’t tell him I’m in love with his sister” I know he can’t actually read her mind But I like to imagine That he could And that he’s an ally And he just pretended he couldn’t Alice’s cover for Bella in the third movie was “everyone is on vacation, she’s spending the night at my place” Charlie likes her Jasper was literally manipulated and used in his origin story Jasper is Alice’s beard None of ya’ll can prove me wrong Team Alice is the only correct answer and I will stand by this statement until I die.

Fun fact: As a child I was afraid of a twilight poster. Yeah a poster with hot guys scared me.

Team Alice

Jacob literally had a crush on a baby. Yes, they grew up fast but they’d never get the years of maturity of growing up. AKA: Jacob has crush on vampire that acts really immature. (Maybe even toddler immaturity) That and the fact that Edward and Bella are the same thing.

Edward and Jacob had more chemistry in eclipse than any of them had with bella the entire series

The actual 2008 review at 2:50 actually made me tear up a bit because the girl who wrote that at the time was genuinely so excited about the movie and you can tell that it gave her so much joy. It’s fun hating on a bad movie but I can’t stand people who hate on or make fun of people who enjoyed it… especially if they’re kids.

So you're a YA novelist and you have an odd-man-out in your love triangle storyline. Do you: A: Have the OMO move on with his life? B: Shoehorn in a consolation love interest in the last few chapters? C: BABY LOVE

Y'know back in the day I through that Twilight were the most horrible romance movies ever, but having since then experienced Fifty Shades of Grey I changed my mind. Like don't get me wrong, the movies are still not great, but they're fun in their melodrama and their weirdness.

I am ashamed to say that my mom was into this and i grew up being told in that your either team Jacob or chaos will happen. I am team grave honestly Bella deserved the grave after manipulating 2 monster dudes that were simps and doing more… Like BRO

Michael Sheen didn't have to go so hard for these movies but he did and we should all be forever grateful for that

Fun fact: this was based partially off of a My Chemical Romance Fanfic and was originally supposed to have Gerard Way as Edward ( ﾟ▽ﾟ)

I was team Jacob until he imprinted himself onto renessmee. But no one said I’m team Edward,because I’m not,I’m team Alice.

If a werewolf imprints on my daughter I'd not stop throwing hands until *he stopped moving*. Bella you are weak.

My younger sister was obsessed with this saga, and then she got into the 3rd hardest private school in America.

i read twilight once and i didnt care about bella & edward i was just there for rosalie lmao. i shouldve known i was bi then.

WHY DO WE NOT TALK MORE ABOUT MICHAEL SHEEN???? this man was the absolute best thing about new moon! mans really just said fuck it, imma about to up this teen flick to acting prowess and extreme gender envy. also, can we shut up about the laugh? i felt it was very in character for aro, the man is clearly mad in some capacity, literally lived for thousands of year plus all the mind fuck that comes with seeing people's entire lives in one touch. that laugh was millennia of insanity finally bursting up.

You know they were written bad when the "already married and in a fully committed relationship" Alice had more chemistry with Bella, then Edward 😅

11:36 This would definitely be enhanced by a movie. Just that line in a book might not be that spectacular, but that delivery of it is the best thing I have ever heard.

Hey man, I had my cringeu Twilight phase in middle school and have only an ironic appreciation for it now, but you know what appreciation is 100% not ironic? Appreciation for the goddamn soundtracks in these movies, like they shaped a significant portion of my musical tastes and I am okay with that because the shit slaps

Hot take: Charlie was the best part of these movies. In the books he was still pretty great, but I thoroughly enjoyed these more when he was onscreen than not. Side note I didn't watch these movies of my own free will, my mom was like "Want the quintessential teenage experience? You have no choice." I did enjoy the books though

alright im coming in with a hot take the war between Team Edward and Team Jacob is irrelevant the only ship that matters in the Twilight series is Carlisle/Charlie

im so glad we all agree that jacob's imprinting storyline is the dumbest and worst thing

True story we only in the last year or so watched these movies and "Michael sheen vampire laugh" is now a running gag in our house. I can't even think about it without grinning like an idiot

That one review has reminded me of the, "hold on tight, spider monkey" quote and now I am informing my therapist

I just wanna know why the Cullens felt the need to keep going to high school over and over again when they look like adults. Even if they look like high schoolers they could just do homeschool and provide a “certificate” to stay certified. Also some of them were like slightly older than hs age when they turned if i remember correctly so again why? Also why can’t they just live in a big city instead of a town and ppl with would notice them less. Unless they need the forest to hunt then I guess that makes sense lol

I love how the love triangle in Twilight was solved by giving Jacob a consolation baby. Like not Jacob just respecting Bella's wishes and trying to grow as a person 😂

The window scene is a cinematic masterpiece

"It's like if the beach episode of an anime introduced the climax of the story too" Reunited from Steven Universe is basically this.

I remember when my friends and I were so obsessed with these movies that we'd literally assign each of us a role and pretend to be them. We had a literal group chat with our class mates , I'm crying😭 I was Rosalie tho, so I'm not complaining 😂

My mom is obsessed with these movies😭

Ok but imagine Charlie finding out the boy who had a crush on your daughter is now marrying your adopted grand daughter who ages to fast.

"it's the best movie i've seen since high school musical 3"

I will never forget watching the first movie with my stepmom and my aunt and cousin, because we treated it like a comedy and spent the entire movie laughing our heads off at the jokes and quotes we made about it. 10 out of 10 viewing experience.

I don't like twilight and I hate the fourth film. But that was the best big end battle I ever have seen. I love the idea of it only being a vision

Are we not gonna talk about how all of the best characters getting be-headed was the most traumatic thing most of us will ever witness? I was literally inconsolable. I like, was screaming and crying and throwing stuff. Because Carlisle, Jasper, Leah, and Seth dying. Yeah…..that just wasn’t right. And tie the pure drama of finding out it was just Alice’s vision? Pure gold. ❤️

Me and my big sister watched the entire Saga in one sitting when she stayed with us on the first quarantine. Jesus christ it was horrendous, but now it has a special place in my heart.😌

Remember, jacob inprinting on a baby is really messed up but not for him, not only he had no choice but the idea really freaked him out Its really messed up for the author, she chose to write it that way, its 100% on her.

Until this showed up, I honestly forgot that Twilight was a thing-

When you arrive at the 16-sec mark and almost had heart failure cause you thought you missed it

Everyone has that one movie, book, tv show, or series that they can fully admit isn't good and will make fun of it, but still have that desire to revisit it and enjoy it... Twilight is mine.

I'm not Team Edward or Team Jacob... I'm Team Alice. JUST LET THEM BE LESBIANS!

Me and my siblings constantly reference that one line from the first movie "Bella look! Issa worm!"

when Jacob imprinted on the baby, it seems everyone suddenly forgot what familial/parental love is

I fully agree with the Team Alice sentiment. Screw Midnight Sun, I want the prequel/spinoff/whatever that centers around the chaotic good that is Alice Cullen! And I suddenly realized, Alice is one short step away from being Pinkie Pie from MLP:FiM

the "Jacob not taking no for an answer was a *bit* alarming" was probably a joke but accurately describes the fandom. please go watch Cinema Therapy! love Twighlight all you want to but watch with your brain turned on and please don't model your relationships of these SUPER toxic relationships! You all are beautiful and worth healthy and secure relationships

6:10 Amanda the Jedi furiously pointing out Alice x Bella ship as always

It took me till two months ago to realize Jacob was fucking sharkboy I freaking screamed

0:36 You know, good point. I'm going to be thinking about that for a while. It's been years upon years since I've read the books, but as I recall she didn't have much of a reaction there either.

I was listening to a playlist on KZfaq and I decided to put it in my spotify playlist so l looked it up and I saw twilight on the album cover. The song I had been listening to for about two weeks at that point was from twilight. I wouldn't have given it a chance if I knew what it was from the beginning, but I didn't give a damn at that point because it was a genuinely good song. I hope they play roslin at my funeral or else I'm not coming

proud to say i didn't watch twilight as a tween and i still haven't watched it

as a twilight fan i find these reviews hilarious as f*ck💀

“YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER??!!!” 11:39 is the funniest line in the saga imo

My aunt loves these movies and books and when I took an interest in the movie poster puzzle she had in her room, she decided that we'll watch all of the 4 movie that was out and I loved it (I was like 10 at the time) and we even went to see the last one in the theater. When I got home I've put the theme song on in youtube and cried in silence, because the saga was over and I was feeling emotional as hell. Years later I realised how wierd and funny these movies are. Mostly the first 2 are hilarious. And the parody 'Vampires Sucks' is a masterpiece! Now I love these ironically xD

Edward's great suicide plan involved stepping into the sun and sparkling. Would your first thought be "Look! A vampire!!", or "Hmm a street artist covered in glitter."?

The fact that my teacher my sighed in disappointment when i said i didn't see twilight is something I will never understand.

What makes the whole ‘Jacob imprints on a baby’ creepier is that he literally had no choice. The entire time Bella with preg with Rigatoni, Jacob hated her and wanted her gone. After Bella gave birth and Edward tried to ask Jacob to hold Rollingpin, Jacob just told him to “throw it out the window.” Just a few moments before Jacob imprints, he went into that room with every intention of killing Roblox for ‘killing’ Bella. Jacob is literally her slave. He’ll do and say anything she wants him to; he’s imprinted, he doesn’t have a choice.

I think we need to talk more about the absolute horror any reasonable person would experience in Jacob's situation. Like what the fuck I'm attracted to a baby?!!

My sister is so obsessed with these movies that she forced me and her boyfriend to watch them. I’ve never felt so uncomfortably awkward in my life…

God it is the funniest thing that Edwards first reaction to his future wife and mother of his child is to cover his nose like he just smelt something rancid and gag

As Someone Who Never Has Seen Any Twilight Movie The Quote “You Nicknamed My Daughter After The Loch Ness Monster” With No Context Is The Funnies Shit Ever 😂

plEASE do this with old disney channel sitcom movies

The only thing I remembered about this saga was my cousin showed me a scene from Breaking Dawn part 1 when I was a literal preschooler and it traumatized me enough to make me hate the idea of having children

i plan on watching the whole saga lol (this fueled the "Twilight" fire in my heart lol)

i watched the first movie w my friend and my two main memories are playing the recorder cover of the titanic soundtrack over the piano scene and posting "why do people love twighlight so much it's literally a burning dumpster pile" to my private story at 4am

The twilight baseball scene literally introduced me to muse and I’ve been in love with the band ever since

Thank you Amanda for having the courage to post that 2008 Twilight review

I love this channel not because it creates a collection of non-bias reviews of overly popular underrated/overrated films and series in a totally monotone voice while displaying mug shots of the characters that are revered to in the review, no. It’s because joey played SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE IN THE BACKGROUND OF ALL THE REVIEWS TO DO WITH THE BASEBALL SCENE!!! the editing, the attention to detail, the flashbacks 😻 I love this channel

with all due respect to those who do not like twilight and those who do, the twilight baseball scene is cinematic poetry and wonderfully done. one of my all time favorite scenes in any movie ever😊

Yes, fall in love with a baby, thanks Meyer

This video inspired me to watch the twilight films bc I’m sick and bored but literally it feels like time passes by 90% slower when I watch them and so now I’m still sick and bored but twilight is on at least

The fight scene that was just a vision is honestly me and my mom's favorite part out of all the movies

ok you convinced me, I'm going to watch the movies. I've only read books and don't remember a thing, it's going to be a ride

Can't believe they cut out the part where Edward recalled the time he got beat up by George Joestar and Lisa Lisa.

I’ve never seen past the first Twilight movie but the sequels sound so insane that I might have to watch them

Uhhhh I suggested this! Thank you this is amazing

These reviews made me laugh breathlessly

Besides the really badly written interpersonal relationships, the plot line that made even 8year old want to smack my head into the wall and the fact that got everything wrong about vampires you probably could to the point at which I refuse to call them that... The worse part about this movie is how one.. one fucking fanfic about it was enough to horribly miss educate Most of the world about one of the most supporting and loving communitys, that I was lucky enough to be a part of growing up, out there to the point where we are just seen as a group of horrible/abusing/violent people and helpless gaslight once/people willing to do anything for money, causing people just like that to appear and making it more and more difficult find actual members of the scene

How is your voice so perfect for all these comments. I don’t know how!

I used to be a twihard in my teen years and now am able to see the series for its flaws though the movies are still entertaining to watch from time to time . Those soundtracks still hold up well years later too ! And these reviews 😂😂😂😂

I really enjoyed listening to you read🙂👍

13:22 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.THAT SONG FOR YEARS!

My mum showed me these movies and I was CACKLING the entire time, my dad had to tell me to stop laughing cause it wasn't a comedy, I will still laugh, because that running in the forest will never not be funny.

2:42 this has the same vibes of rediscovering an ancient artifact

nothing about twilight is the blueprint for any sort of healthy romance

The most joy I experienced from twilight and the subsequent renaissance was catching Robert’s barely concealed contempt and his otherwise beautifully, weird personality that very much did not reflect any aspect of the books, Kristen’s budding, heaven-blessed gayness, and the fun himbo energy that Kellan brought. That arm wrestling scene was 100% a reenactment of the night my drunk lesbian ass and my sweet himbo friend decided to arm wrestle.

the pscetti comment had my dying, I read it in Deacons voice too

i watch the last movie every valentines, its my fave and i like dying and sobbing while the fight scene with Carlisle is going on :')

My (9th grade) English teacher unironically loves Twilight. We turn our stuff into the "Edward" box, she has a life-size cardboard cutout of Edward, posters all over the walls. I do not trust her to be my English teacher. Isn't that series, I dunno, *infamous for bad writing?*

My dad keeps telling me I need to watch these movies, and now that I’ve seen this, I feel intrigued

I honestly forgot new moon existed when I think about twilight new moon and eclipse always blend together in my mind

When I was in secondary school I took my little brothers to see the first movie at my school's movie night and quite honestly the best part was when the dvd kept skipping. How could they make a movie with god damn vampires and werewolves so utterly boring. Even the fight scenes were mostly posing. It still baffles me that there were people out there that un-ironically enjoyed it. I get that everyone has different tastes but it was genuinely painful to watch. I know that this shouldn't annoy me to this extent but it does. It is maddening.

I remember being a young teen, like 13 or something, and my mom showed me New Moon because she didn’t understand why girls my age liked it and wanted to see if I could explain. I could not, because I didn’t like it.