Tony is NOT Gonna Like This

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4 ай бұрын

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@cameraconspiracies 4 ай бұрын

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@clonedmosquito 4 ай бұрын

Tony did not sue yet? You can become famous if he sues you. All his fans will become your subscribers

@Fessoid 4 ай бұрын

Its looks like a pianoo stand in last shot

@lvc394 4 ай бұрын

If Tony invite you over to his house to share a bottle of wine in his basement......... Don't go

@kylinblue 4 ай бұрын

🗿🍷

@amermeleitor 4 ай бұрын

Tony can make you blurry for the rest of your life

@kylinblue 4 ай бұрын

@@amermeleitor “give toneh a camera, you stay blur for the photo. Give toneh a 🔫, you stay blur for the rest of your life”

@dingdong5601 4 ай бұрын

This goes for Bill Cosby too.

@pamo7261 4 ай бұрын

He can take away your zebra

@TheEbenflow 4 ай бұрын

I was thinking who's Tony? Then I said TONEH and all things started to make sense lmao

@thephony 3 ай бұрын

All things started to blur you mean.

@panmaew 4 ай бұрын

Love the Tony shot. It rightfully blurs out everything but an eye and the full range of cat eye bokeh balls. It's like something for everyone.

@georgedavall9449 4 ай бұрын

Too funny, right? 😂

@chilledwalrus 4 ай бұрын

That’s an Illuminati shot. Everyone in SHOW business (cuz that’s what Tony is - a photographer? Pfffffffttt!). Every Illuminati knows the “one-eyed” shot is like the secret handshake, it lets the others know you’re into adrenochrome and torture! OMG, the demon!

@chilledwalrus 4 ай бұрын

Your lamp in the background is pointing in all sorts of directions. What’s going on?

@georgedavall9449 4 ай бұрын

@@chilledwalrus Your hair is pointing in all sorts of directions, and your tongue is sticking out, so what’s going on? 😯😂

@chilledwalrus 4 ай бұрын

@@georgedavall9449 What do you expect from a walrus?

@tuomasholo 4 ай бұрын

After watching this video and looking at my portfolio I’ve thrown away my cameras and have taken up knitting. Thanks Toneh.

@alphatoinfinity777 4 ай бұрын

The Tony part cracked me up soooo much 😂😂😂.

@letni9506 4 ай бұрын

Can't believe how only being able to see one of Tony's eyes due to too much toneh creased me up 😂

@markb1840 4 ай бұрын

A piano couch

@BobAsbury 4 ай бұрын

The toneh balls photo is one for the ages.

@AprilClayton 4 ай бұрын

Camera Conspiracies is living in Tony’s head rent-free. When he made a video trying to debunk 3D pop, that’s when I knew.

@christianholmstedt8770 4 ай бұрын

What video was that? Clue me in. I need to go watch it.

@STARGATE9 4 ай бұрын

me too!

@AprilClayton 4 ай бұрын

@@christianholmstedt8770 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hJ93lLmdr5ivnHk.htmlsi=qc_DZO_41A01nvzp Last segment.

@AprilClayton 4 ай бұрын

@@christianholmstedt8770 29 min mark

@trym2121 4 ай бұрын

Hook me up too, brathaa!!

@RichardHallas 4 ай бұрын

“When I was there” for each shot… 😂

@NuclearWarHistory 4 ай бұрын

I very much enjoy the smile you are barely holding back as you find yourself funny. I do the same thing 😂

@pauls3075 4 ай бұрын

From this video I learned: Firemen are not trained to fight Bigfoot, hardly any professions are...

@PhilipBallGarry 4 ай бұрын

The chances of being killed by a grainy, stuffed tadpole alligator are small - but never zero

@Autotrope 4 ай бұрын

What if bigfoot sightings are undiscovered extant members of the species Gigantopithecus. It all fits, it's a giant great ape that is related to the chimpanzee and we are only just recently learning about it

@TomOhle1 4 ай бұрын

Have not laughed so much in ages. I properly coughed up my coffee at the photo of Tony at Toneh 0.6 on the Zeiss 91mm. Thank you!

@WatchMysh 4 ай бұрын

Tobias shot is pure visual poetry. A perfect hommage to the overall humorous deepness of this whole channel. A work of art. I can die peacefully now. I've seen it all.

@bensonarizona7820 4 ай бұрын

The explanation for Tony's bokeh obsession is the best thing ever! Thank you for making me laugh on a sunday night!

@GemmatheCat 4 ай бұрын

This is such a great format. Absolutely keep doing this. Relentless unapologetic critique is a rare gem.

@number1chiefROKKA 4 ай бұрын

Anytime Toneh is a topic I pull up. The fact that I know he creatively hates you, and you know it, makes his inclusion (or his eye in this case) in your vids all the more hilarious. Continue doing the Lords work good sir. 😂

@NeilRedfern 4 ай бұрын

The Toneh part had me in tears laughing 😂

@JoseVazquez-gr7gj 4 ай бұрын

This is going to one of my favorite things to watch! It’s pure roast comedy!

@ZippyDChimp-mr1tf 4 ай бұрын

You have amazing talent as a portrait photographer. That image of Tony Northrup is the work of a master! Francesco Scavullo is shaking in his grave.

@joshnlevinson 4 ай бұрын

I just discovered your channel a couple of days ago, and you’re my new favourite KZfaqr. You’re seriously one of the funniest out there, and BY FAR the most entertaining photography / videography KZfaqr.

@cb2000a 4 ай бұрын

You sir are the "Iron Chef" of photography.

@MidlifeSynthesist 4 ай бұрын

This might be the greatest photography youtube video ever made😂

@gamebuster800 4 ай бұрын

omg more Tony roasts? You're really doubling down on this lol

@akeem11h 4 ай бұрын

Zeis 91mm Tony .6 just the retina! stop it down to .5 😂😂😂

@MookieMc 4 ай бұрын

I learned something new: The only thing Tony and I have in common is our love of sandwiches. Alas, it's not enough for me to subscribe to his channel nor take his advice. Thank you Camera Conspiracy dude for having a sense of humor and for at least trying to bring Tony and I together as friends. Long live sandwiches.

@PavltheRobot 4 ай бұрын

Lmao

@borisbritva1665 4 ай бұрын

The underdeveloped crocodile got me

@PhilipBallGarry 4 ай бұрын

Me too. Too quick into the stop bath I reckon 👍

@thissidetowardscreen4553 4 ай бұрын

I have never learned so much and laughed so hard at the same time. Thanks Kasey! This is one of the best channels and best series on KZfaq. Tony in his Toneh state should be bowing down before you and thanking you for making him more of a celebrity! Quality critique!

@ksa8483 4 ай бұрын

This is my favorite YT series, hilarious!

@frankkorzeniewski300 4 ай бұрын

the heat was so intense on that couch that it burned into the shape of a piano.

@frankkorzeniewski300 4 ай бұрын

this is how you do a funny comment as opposed to those dull posts that just point out the obvious.

@frankkorzeniewski300 4 ай бұрын

i am sorry for commenting on my own comment. recurse.

@hughesy606 4 ай бұрын

I think that couch is a piano!

@80211Denver 4 ай бұрын

He was there, he knows what it was

@kapilesh14 4 ай бұрын

I rarely laugh but today you made me laugh hysterically. A big 👍

@noisefekt 4 ай бұрын

Tony would be the only person in the world who would even want a toneh .6 lens 🤣

@cameraconspiracies 4 ай бұрын

I want it lol.

@leewinter28 4 ай бұрын

The comedic value of this channel should at the very least get an award of some sort.

@ratgirl13 4 ай бұрын

Tony should be happy that you’re making fun of him-keeps him relevant-we need a Toneh t-shirt-with his face on it like on the video. 😂

@davidfarr3591 4 ай бұрын

I think that couch might have been a piano. Hilarious video!

@rileyphotos 4 ай бұрын

Oh, this is my guilty pleasure - I love this channel. If I send you a stamped addressed envelope can I have your accent please? Would that make me sound as cool as you? Maybe if I get rid of the couch and sit on my piano, and promise to eat vegetables. Seriously, this is THE best photography channel out there. I thought I was pretty sarcastic but Casey takes it to new levels, you are the sarcasm guru of the age. Love this channel 😊

@winddealer1 4 ай бұрын

I learned nothing. Thats why I love your content. More...please.

@herbertabeck 4 ай бұрын

LOLOLOL! Artritic hip pain! I feel personally attacked!!! I love this channel!

@lekmusic 4 ай бұрын

Thanks… don’t know how long you’ve been critiquing photos, but it is a refreshing change. Hadn’t watched in awhile, this was good.

@MB-vs5di 4 ай бұрын

this one absolutely killed me particularly the croc piece 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lvc394 4 ай бұрын

I think he is burning a piano

@PhilipBallGarry 4 ай бұрын

I've burned seven couches now, attempting to see the rods, finials wires and cripple hammers inside - but every time there's only springs 😔

@ultimatepu5h 4 ай бұрын

Oh the composition, the colours, the noise 😂😂

@sjsent4553 4 ай бұрын

I almost choked at "you arthritic hip pain piece of 💩" 😂😂😂😂

@Reportageandart 4 ай бұрын

lol nearly pissed myself

@thecleverpeasant3006 4 ай бұрын

This series is very creative. I dig it!

@pslaathaug 4 ай бұрын

Well done sir, Well done, FYI it was canon R3 with the 24-105 at T 2.8, 105mm iso 1600.... still learning forgive me. Yes the cats eyes are really there on the edges of that lens.

@MusclesAVS 4 ай бұрын

Why did I enjoy this so much? This dude is hilarious! He says what most photographers just think. I loved it man, keep it up! subscribed.

@amhtxc2960 4 ай бұрын

Awesome series!! Me parto la caja!! Keep' em coming!!

@LM42 4 ай бұрын

Hello from North Wales, uk, you have one of the best KZfaqs 😊 funny and informative

@joepera9218 3 ай бұрын

😂Tones one eye in focus is so funny.

@Francescofilmmaker 4 ай бұрын

You are the biggest self proclaimed, non hidden troll. Amazing 🤩

@bkellyphotography1030 4 ай бұрын

I honestly love your channel and dig your sense of humor my friend LOL

@hitmakerstudio6405 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing! This video is too funny... This Man humor is hilarious as hell 😂 My belly hurts 🤣

@e.h.5849 4 ай бұрын

This is the first time I heard someone refer to Tiktaliik as alligator, hahahaha. Anyway, I really love your compassionate approach when reviewing the photos, unlike Tony and Chelsea, who take the other route - completely dismantling and destroying the poor unfortunates who dared to send the photos to them fro review! You have a big heart, my friend!

@IvoTichelaar 4 ай бұрын

That Toneh origin story is epic. And there is genuine love where that came from. Come on, Tony, embrace the toneh!

@ennioswaggart5025 4 ай бұрын

I believe the first photo and last photo are of the same fire from different perspectives; maybe conceptual photographers at work, 5 stars.

@rustyshackelford87 4 ай бұрын

"take the shot ok, i need a blurry background, i need this" bro i was dying. i had to pause the video. itd be hilarious if you made a jared polin shirt that said i shoot toneh and it had this picture of him.

@SilentTrip 4 ай бұрын

Photo 4 is a pure masterpiece, so many questions and no answers at all

@emuhanna 4 ай бұрын

The Eye of Toneh lol

@amermeleitor 4 ай бұрын

Tony have the power of making you blurry for the rest of your life. Be careful.

@360MIX 4 ай бұрын

7:05 I lost it when you said this!!! (hahahahah) We need more of this!!!

@jamesm9560 4 ай бұрын

Tony's channel is like what a mega rich telecom CEO would do to be semi retired.

@lrmbvv 4 ай бұрын

haha, I thought you were going to say the light stream Big Bend shot was great, and you kicked it in the face, hilarious

@pumpkinhousephotography 4 ай бұрын

This is my new favourite video of all time.

@GeneFever 4 ай бұрын

5:02 The Immaculate Toneh Funny stuff, thanks for the laughs this morning.

@chrisguli2865 4 ай бұрын

The last one is part of a PSA commercial shoot - Only YOU can prevent forest fires! - Smokey the Bear.

@markmcbride4494 25 күн бұрын

Toneh is the gift that keeps on giving!

@gasbike100mpg 4 ай бұрын

I recommend a 55gal drum of Dulcolax.

@360MIX 4 ай бұрын

Finally someone took a picture of tony with the proper lens....5:38 I'll bet he loves this pic!!! (new thumbnail!!)

@thebentzenable 4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I really needed those laughs today 🤣❤

@el0blaino 4 ай бұрын

That eye detect nailing it on Tonne!

@BasedAtheist 2 ай бұрын

A couch!? A couch?! A couch, Kasey?! Jesus heckin' Mary and Joe Jonas, that's a stand up piano.

@51Drones 4 ай бұрын

Hear me out . . . New channel for you - make every single video about Tony. It would 🚀! Your welcome! 😁

@imaflymydroneatit 4 ай бұрын

Tadpoll gator had me rolling

@hobbesz9199 4 ай бұрын

I was definitely to sober for this video. I need to be more like that last guy, 15 beers in and just getting started.

@mattslaboratory5996 4 ай бұрын

A video sandwiched by fire, as it turned out. Kasey's getting darn sophisticated.

@carolingrimaldi 4 ай бұрын

6:21 take that shot at .6 - do not stop down to .5 🤣🤣🤣

@timothylabrecque8589 4 ай бұрын

Man that tony skit was a fine piece

@nicksavage4763 4 ай бұрын

With So Many Channels to Choose I may check out all My Main 3 is Camera Conspiracies Markus Pix and Tony & Chelsea… For Consistent Content and ideas. Each have a lot to offer from Dry to Comic Relief 😹 Keep ‘em Coming The Colaberations Were Really Fun 🎉

@matthewhartman7176 4 ай бұрын

And we all know when Tobias was taking the shot at the exhibit the thought, "Oh, I'm totally nailing this, can't wait to share it with the world" occurred. THIS is how arteritis begins.

@FocusedwithGK 4 ай бұрын

LOVE YOUR COMEDY! I'll have to send you a recent image. :)

@chrisguli2865 4 ай бұрын

The one with the bokeh balls is downright creepy. A picture is worth a thousand experiences.

@lmenzol 4 ай бұрын

The museum photo was hilarious 😂

@christopherhodges3881 4 ай бұрын

You gotta do a video where you look back at your old videos. Your voice has changed so much!

@Wildridefilms 4 ай бұрын

He's just using better mics and has become better at audio processing

@guyjordan8201 4 ай бұрын

Even though he looks 12, he is no longer 12

@JesusLopez-un6mw 4 ай бұрын

@@guyjordan8201He looks like 12 because he acts like 12. I do too so I understand him.

@JJ-zu8jm 4 ай бұрын

Omg that eye is burned into my retinaz 🤣

@georgedavall9449 4 ай бұрын

LMAO @ “Potato Couch freak”. 🤣

@alamin-fr8rc 3 ай бұрын

After throwing 100’s no 1000’s of $$ on equipment my pictures look worse than anything I took with my iPhone 5. Wish I had found your show sooner. 😂

@holsteincowboy 4 ай бұрын

This Toronto guy is a genius !

@vonwolfersdorff 4 ай бұрын

Love it man! What's your background track? Greets from Berlin / Germany!

@duncanwallace7760 4 ай бұрын

Toneh-wan-bokeneh and his robot F1.0

@CanuckQuest 4 ай бұрын

Hahahahaha. Love the Tony shot

@BonesFPV 4 ай бұрын

I like the museum one. That rocks.

@Tom_A.K. 4 ай бұрын

Oh yeah Kasey, my pics are gonna roll rite in there...😂

@kenbahr7235 3 ай бұрын

This video had me rolling 😂

@jackoz6818 4 ай бұрын

The pic of Tony is so funny 😂😂😂😂

@Austinite333 4 ай бұрын

We all suck. When the stars align we land a gem then return home to Suckville.

@DavidMartin369 4 ай бұрын

The toneh is collapsing into a singularity

@mayermiklos 4 ай бұрын

The Toneh part cracked me up! :)))

@evenhandedcommentor6102 4 ай бұрын

What a great photo of Tony Northrup! Particularly the Toneh balls. I want to take shots like that. Where do I get a copy of the Zeiss tony-point-six lens?