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Agro Squirrel Narrates

Agro Squirrel Narrates

4 жыл бұрын

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Пікірлер: 113
@borismarkovic9936
@borismarkovic9936 3 жыл бұрын
"They came whit the furry of a mother protecting her child." Man I love these story's where we end up adopting a xenorace and destroy anything that tries to hurt them.
@PlagueRunner
@PlagueRunner 3 жыл бұрын
fury*
@gmailquinn
@gmailquinn 2 жыл бұрын
Humanity: WHO EVER TOUCHED MY CHILD PLEASE COME OUTSIDE SO I CAN PEACEFUL BREAK YOU LEGS
@Starlitsoul0359
@Starlitsoul0359 7 ай бұрын
@@gmailquinn “Peaceful does not mean harmless, as you will soon be learning. Now, how many close relatives do you have? Because I’ll need to make sure I send a piece of you to each of em.”
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 2 жыл бұрын
Humans: A race of warriors that dream of peace.
@ianhogben3472
@ianhogben3472 Жыл бұрын
warrior monks
@markfergerson2145
@markfergerson2145 Жыл бұрын
Peace through superior firepower, you know.
@robertalexander5892
@robertalexander5892 Жыл бұрын
No one craves peace more than soldiers/warriors, because only they know the true costs and horrors of war.
@SH-qs7ee
@SH-qs7ee Жыл бұрын
We are not warriors, we are survivors. It's just sometimes to survive, we have to fight.
@andrewstrongman305
@andrewstrongman305 3 жыл бұрын
Humans are not a 'warrior race', we are just very good at it because we had to deal with lions, bears, etc as we evolved. Eventually other humans were more dangerous than any other animals, so organized war was invented. Many people don't realise that (aside from the two most deadly wars in history), Earth has become far more peaceful. If pushed, though, we become fiendishly inventive and utterly ruthless.
@nvfury13
@nvfury13 3 жыл бұрын
If you are going to call hunting predators war, group hunting megafauna was the first organized war.
@steffensgary
@steffensgary 2 жыл бұрын
Our hands are specifically adapted to survive striking other humans skulls with a closed fist. We are literally adapted for aggrevated assault. Chimpanzees have thinner hand bones shaped differently because they do not punch the same way.
@andrewstrongman305
@andrewstrongman305 2 жыл бұрын
@@nvfury13 What the fuck makes you think I described early humans defending against predators or hunting megafauna as "war"? Chimpanzees have been known to kill other tribes, but they pick off individuals without risking injury. Only humans fight organised war or even understand the concept.
@andrewstrongman305
@andrewstrongman305 2 жыл бұрын
@@steffensgary That's complete bullshit mate. The worst place to strike with a fist is the skull, unless you want to break your fist. Our hands are actually adapted to optimise our fine-motor skills. Chimps and other great apes rely on raw strength that far exceeds our own, but we proved much better at throwing stones and using pointy sticks, and so on.
@steffensgary
@steffensgary 2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewstrongman305 I can provide scientific evidence from skeletal remains to back up my assertion. All you have is the phrase "Nuh uh!" And the ability to stick your fingers in your ears.
@erikagehm2805
@erikagehm2805 3 жыл бұрын
So us humans have chosen to be peaceful and try not to wage war because of what happened in first contact. Edit: fear the enemy that just wants to be left alone and in peace.
@dantreadwell7421
@dantreadwell7421 3 жыл бұрын
"Is this a stand up fight or is this another bug hunt?"
@dulizardglasses3170
@dulizardglasses3170 3 жыл бұрын
“ITS GAME OVER MAN”
@scarletrhine4510
@scarletrhine4510 2 жыл бұрын
MARINE SGT: We're fighting a race called: Roaches.
@scarletrhine4510
@scarletrhine4510 2 жыл бұрын
Random Marine: It's a bug hunt.
@199022009
@199022009 3 жыл бұрын
So if this is the humans' second alien contact, and no one knows about them... That would mean the humans removed the first alien contact from history, along with the aliens themselves. O_o
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
yarp
@spacetechempire510
@spacetechempire510 2 жыл бұрын
So only around a few thousand most likely know and all are humans or Terran born.
@ChrissieBear
@ChrissieBear Жыл бұрын
Well, the other species was from the other side of the galaxy compared to the Commonwealth’s territories.
@masonnero9038
@masonnero9038 4 жыл бұрын
I have begun to say mentlegens thanks to you.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@masonnero9038
@masonnero9038 4 жыл бұрын
So. Humans changed the galactic meta?
@RexMK-
@RexMK- 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@laserlights9684
@laserlights9684 2 жыл бұрын
As the mandolorians said "we are a peaceful people"
@RaderizDorret
@RaderizDorret 2 жыл бұрын
To be peaceful, one must be capable of extreme violence. If you lack that capability, you aren't peaceful; you're harmless.
@generictimestamperstupendi9021
@generictimestamperstupendi9021 3 жыл бұрын
"We are not a warrior peopke" I have a feeling thats a lie
@properfunny
@properfunny 3 жыл бұрын
It is true, from a certain point of view. Basically we don’t like fighting we hate it, but damn do we do it well.
@VadulTharys
@VadulTharys 3 жыл бұрын
@@properfunny LOL thanks now I have that adult swim song stuck in my head.
@seankane8628
@seankane8628 3 жыл бұрын
No we are War incarnate
@Talon1124
@Talon1124 3 жыл бұрын
We are not a warrior people... but war is a deep part of what we are.
@Mortlupo
@Mortlupo 2 жыл бұрын
@@properfunny "Once upon a time, in the earliest days of interplanetary exploration, an unarmed human vessel was set upon by a warship from the planet Kzin. But the Kzinti learned the hard way that the reason humanity had given up war was that they were so very, very good at it. Thus began the Man-Kzin Wars." _ Larry Niven's The Man-Kzin Wars (Man-Kzin Wars, #1) Best lines ever.
@kerwinbrown4180
@kerwinbrown4180 3 жыл бұрын
What about the weapons that leave only a shadow on a wall.
@matthewklestinski7030
@matthewklestinski7030 2 жыл бұрын
"Leave only footprints."
@stacynonyabizz4241
@stacynonyabizz4241 4 жыл бұрын
I adore your narrations.they make long days a little shorter. thank you
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
my pleasure
@kerwinbrown4180
@kerwinbrown4180 3 жыл бұрын
Assimilation accomplishes the same thing.
@stacynonyabizz4241
@stacynonyabizz4241 3 жыл бұрын
@@kerwinbrown4180 is that a narrator? or should i be making a borg joke?
@kerwinbrown4180
@kerwinbrown4180 3 жыл бұрын
@@stacynonyabizz4241 Borg joke sounds good but humans are fond of assimilation as well. Notice the federation new members.
@stacynonyabizz4241
@stacynonyabizz4241 3 жыл бұрын
@@kerwinbrown4180 honestly i haven't watched since DS9, so have no idea what specifically u mean. but yes, assimilation is quite popular among humans, at least in groups. though it won't help make my long boring work days go faster since i work alone , primarily watching security monitors in a red cross blood donation center after hours.
@randomguy3080
@randomguy3080 Жыл бұрын
Humans are a peaceful race…. No a harmless one
@chrisdefresne3235
@chrisdefresne3235 3 жыл бұрын
I'm getting Gene Roddenberrys Andromeda vibes
@lindaorr1805
@lindaorr1805 Жыл бұрын
You don't attack Russia in the winter : Genghis Khan ,hold my beer
@fortkavanagh
@fortkavanagh 3 жыл бұрын
I'd love to hear a episode 2 to this story!
@noppornwongrassamee8941
@noppornwongrassamee8941 2 жыл бұрын
The whole "humans kept our history secret" feels wrong because of how much of that info is public knowledge. Edit: Oh wait, forgot about that part at the end. Still not sure we'd keep our history secret even then.
@Starlitsoul0359
@Starlitsoul0359 7 ай бұрын
Well, it’s a matter of “If this secret is not kept a lot of innocent people die” Keeping such grand secrets honestly isn’t to hard to imagine. Especially if it is made into NOT common knowledge. Only passed around government officials and the like. With civilians mostly only knowing that war happened because of something in their history. And thus not being told history beyond what aliens also would know
@elaniarkady7351
@elaniarkady7351 4 ай бұрын
The pot story warms my heart.
@alfredsutton7233
@alfredsutton7233 3 жыл бұрын
Than you. For the algorithm ... five words minimum.
@ritafryer8134
@ritafryer8134 Жыл бұрын
Humans do prefer peace but will still exterminate bothersome bugs.
@calebfielding6352
@calebfielding6352 Жыл бұрын
humans are not a warrior race, they are a soldier race. Very very different.
@aliksanon6491
@aliksanon6491 3 жыл бұрын
Terra invicta
@cathalhughes5996
@cathalhughes5996 4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of pray
@Darkwintre
@Darkwintre Жыл бұрын
I notice no one mentioned our domesticated pets are quite probably more terrifying.
@victortahlor4038
@victortahlor4038 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the reading
@yomogami4561
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
once burned, twice shy
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 4 жыл бұрын
Forkin great story as always
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm again
@macpurdy
@macpurdy 2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm and the narrator.
@dmaxcustom
@dmaxcustom Жыл бұрын
We are not warriors. However, we are good at dealing with pests. Nothing like burning a entire colony of pests with hot liquid metal.
@Monster_Ink
@Monster_Ink 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm!
@karlhamoy3919
@karlhamoy3919 6 ай бұрын
nice
@KwaterbugBUTCHER
@KwaterbugBUTCHER 5 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice!
@contrafax
@contrafax 3 ай бұрын
Hello everyone, I hope we all find it entertaining.
@PeterBerghold
@PeterBerghold 6 ай бұрын
We may not be a race of warriors, but amongst Humanity there are a lot of warrior Clans examples include the Zulus the Japanese Samurai the Mongol Warriors the Apaches in the Sioux and I could think of more if I really wanted to spend the time doing so my point being that it's not fair to say with a fair blanket that all Humanity are not Warriors
@t.p.3456
@t.p.3456 3 ай бұрын
For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠
@genghiskhan6809
@genghiskhan6809 2 жыл бұрын
👍🏻
@bignasty4874
@bignasty4874 6 ай бұрын
Humans are pretty peaceful...until they aren't. Then territorial maps get redrawn, entire populations go missing, and warfare technology advances tenfold.
@thadiusbarnelsnatch3665
@thadiusbarnelsnatch3665 3 жыл бұрын
I think this story ripped off part of David Webber’s out of the dark
@Delgen1951
@Delgen1951 3 жыл бұрын
.Well maybe or not , after all there are only seven stories in total all others are mere variations.
@kmbbmj5857
@kmbbmj5857 Жыл бұрын
Said we weren't a warrior race. Never said we didn't know how to fight one.
@josmeijers2818
@josmeijers2818 2 жыл бұрын
F.T.A !
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@nos2342
@nos2342 2 жыл бұрын
To please the algorithm is all
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 8 ай бұрын
102nd, 5 November 2023
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 2 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
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