TOP 10 AWKWARD MOMENTS I HAD in PRISON

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Жыл бұрын

I unfortunately have been to prison not once but twice, and today I will breakdown some of the most embarrassing and or awkward moments I ever had in lockup.
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@floriangeyer1886 8 ай бұрын

This guy didn’t lose his humanity and or sense humor. God bless him for that.

@jmg4566 7 ай бұрын

he lost that prison barber that knew his cut though, that short side needs to be faded down a lot.... I'm sorry

@tomfoolery342 Жыл бұрын

"Freshly glazed soaped up honey buns", DUDE!!! I can't get that image out of my head now!!🤣🤣

@jay-dubb.dubb.68 Жыл бұрын

🌈🍑

@mariahwhitneycelinejanetmadona 5 ай бұрын

That’s kinda hot

@KinkadeFishing Жыл бұрын

Josh is the most consistent KZfaqr ever

@KinkadeFishing Жыл бұрын

@Nuttz Onyachin yes way more consistent than deez.

@ethantownsend458 6 ай бұрын

Except he hasn’t mentioned the time he had his cheeks clapped. Yea they did the tushy seggs in him

@DemonPrinceofHell Жыл бұрын

Josh looking healthy AF!! Stay up my G

@michaeld2356 Жыл бұрын

Virginia Beach Sun

@haydenposnansky968 Жыл бұрын

Man whoever gave Josh that haircut should go to prison!

@RaisedxFist 3 ай бұрын

It suits him BUT they could have trimmed a bit more off on the sides.

@Grave_digger84 Жыл бұрын

I love these longer format videos. Not gonna lie, number 10 had me laughing out loud. I'm glad you beat the case brother

@redriver6541 Жыл бұрын

725K subs man.... I remember when you had 10K..... I'm happy for you man. You do great work on these....always cracking me up.

@johnmike121 Жыл бұрын

Used to call shower shoes "sperm surfers" 😅

@actuallyNo... Жыл бұрын

@@BobbyCarlBoozeDoc oh maaan

@Landocuzz Жыл бұрын

i was walkin wit my head down thinkin and bumped into this big dude lol .instead of getting mad he told me "head up chest out ". think about and take that advice to today. it was embarrissng but was ready lol

@HopkinsIsNotAVictim Жыл бұрын

He probably bumped into you on purpose.

@garyhamiltoniii1215 Жыл бұрын

Bobby loved the showers😂 what's up brother and to the compound. Thanks for another great video always love a new video drop from the best KZfaq channel. Be easy be safe and stay free!🤘

@matt2887 Жыл бұрын

Haha the trays.. I’ll never forget basically holding out for days eating only a few things from the trays. By the time it’s all over you’re taking the extras from the other new guys.

@davidsilveiradamota4531 2 ай бұрын

There was more food available in jail than in prison, I remember.

@fredrickcallahan4292 Жыл бұрын

Brutal. Thanks for sharing, Josh. I hope you and your Family enjoy your new home.

@billbillson3129 Жыл бұрын

Pretty hilarious thinking about you having to scrape them draws off to blend in XD Thanks for making and sharing the vids bro, best wishes!

@killerkennyas Жыл бұрын

Josh looking like a piece of salt in the pepper shaker! Lol...

@Exar_Kun Жыл бұрын

💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@antidoubt Жыл бұрын

Lmao that's a good one!!!!!

@killerkennyas Жыл бұрын

@Antidoubt it was first thing that popped up in my mind..lol..all love though

@jasondalton4232 Жыл бұрын

😅

@KERNELSANDLESTONE Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@johnjg57 11 ай бұрын

You've a great way of telling a story! Thank you and good luck.😊

@whitewidow9046 Жыл бұрын

Good to hear you talk more about the old days lol I always like these stories bro

@Lindsay-xd5hp Жыл бұрын

I love this channel and I've never been in trouble , arrested or locked up a day in my life! Something about this channel just interests me !

@katebarker1983 Жыл бұрын

I am the same!:-) It is fascinating!

@MyMissingPeace 6 ай бұрын

Me too ❤

@Jenniferreay1 2 ай бұрын

Me to. I would rather die than go to prison. Fuck that. X

@PrestigeWorldwid3 Жыл бұрын

Bro I honestly think KZfaq is fkn you over. You should have way more subs than 750K by now. Keep on grinding my G.

@luckyaffpv343 Жыл бұрын

Bro I been watching since day 1. And the progressions in the show and ur life have been amazing . Keep it up

@user-ic8rz7ol2w 6 ай бұрын

I love the way you tell things!! Hilarious 😂💕

@thomasfowler8212 Жыл бұрын

Loool getting their janks smoked 🤣 love your slang

@MyMissingPeace 6 ай бұрын

We need to push this channel to a mil It’s the best channel for the content by a long way ✌🏼♥️🙏🏼

@andyb9994 Жыл бұрын

Bro you crack me up!!!! You have a way of telling some stories, love listening, great video!!! Gotta check the rear view mirror!!! LOL!!!!

@DyspotikOriginal Ай бұрын

Could listen to your stories all day. You have a gift

@Whoppels Жыл бұрын

This is the video that has definitively convinced me I don't even wanna spend a day living that life. That last story O_O

@Benw3790 Жыл бұрын

Ol school death vid… hell yeah. Damn I wish this video was like 45 minutes long. 😂 keep it up homie

@sniperwolfwolf473 Жыл бұрын

Great content death, ur the man bro love ur stuff keep it up

@user-fc7is6jo2e 11 ай бұрын

Thank you for making and sharing this. I am commenting to help your channel with the algorithm. Cheers!

@jeramypickett8357 Жыл бұрын

this one was fire.. had me rolling non stop

@1eyewilly 7 ай бұрын

You have the gift of gab which is prolly what got you into trouble. Great content, thank you Death

@Brazofuerte 6 ай бұрын

Thats the exact opposite of what having the gift of gab will do lol

@1DannyOcean Жыл бұрын

#10 had me crying laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Im glad you’re back with the stories I been here since the first year you started this shit

@Girrrrrrrr Жыл бұрын

AIn't no CHEAT CODE up in this..I'm dieing. LOOOOOL You are the best Prison YT channel out there Death, keep on truckin. Here's to a millie, sir!

@triciamuir Жыл бұрын

I've never been arrested, nor beyond, but that was super duper funny! Thx for sharing!!

@terrancecoard388 Жыл бұрын

Very well done...the background worked well for story time. BTW...wearing shower shoes in the military is also well advised.

@nickjohnson6368 Жыл бұрын

And in LA Fitness!

@Rykiz_Vidz Жыл бұрын

Military life is very similar to prison life in many ways as well.

@strausd02 5 ай бұрын

No it isn't! I spent over 27 years in the military....USAF... I never experienced anything out of the ordinary. Yes! A couple of times, I got slapped on the ass, but that was about it. It didn't go any further..

@terrancecoard388 5 ай бұрын

We are just talking about wearing shower shoes to protect your feet from fungus. My USAF service was almost like a regular 9-5. BTW, the food was Five Stars!! It was after Vietnam so they were a bit easygoing. @d02

@bryangiarratano8133 6 ай бұрын

Bro you funny asf for that thumbnail hahahaha 😂keep the videos up I can’t wait to watch the new ones I’ve done jus about 10 years total and know the pain

@doja3793 Жыл бұрын

“You might look left a lil bit, you might look right…” 😂😂😂 bro you crack me up, facts, lmfao

@borobinson7005 Жыл бұрын

Just in time Mr Death ☠️ I just got home got on KZfaq and you'd just posted this video!! Much Love to you Brittany and your 4 youngans and all the lockdown23and1 gang from Middletown Ohio the shittiest city in Ohio!! Salute to you my brotha!! 😸🖤🧡⚖️🧑‍⚖️🔥💨☠️👮🐷

@jameshughes525 Жыл бұрын

Going to prison is my biggest fear, I suffer from social anxiety so I can only imagine how freaked out I would be and a freaking crowded prison shower. I will do everything I can to make sure that never happens.

@davidledford3522 Жыл бұрын

In prison, there is no room in your mind for silly stuff like angst only room for survival and Ramen noodles

@jameshughes525 Жыл бұрын

@@paulabartlett4296 same

@calvinwyatt7035 Жыл бұрын

I think being locked up is what gave me social anxiety

@JordanBeachBodycoach Жыл бұрын

Just don't talk to anybody and pretend you're Deaf trust me

@holdencommodorehsv Жыл бұрын

@@calvinwyatt7035 every year u do takes two years to come down

@brohannmgcee 8 ай бұрын

hands down funniest video you've done yet man

@jcbusto122 Жыл бұрын

What i love is his experience is 💯 you can see how uncomfortable he is explaining the very first incident and usually Death very compose and relaxed. He had his arms crossed and look anxious 😂

@FeignRaven Жыл бұрын

"BET Uncut all night long" omg I forgot all about that. Used to stay up till 4am to watch that in junior high.

@gunnarmathes2803 Жыл бұрын

I been following you since the beginning man. Thank you for the content.

@Rykiz_Vidz Жыл бұрын

You gon marry him or what?

@gunnarmathes2803 Жыл бұрын

@@Rykiz_Vidz you a hater or what?

@RaisedxFist 3 ай бұрын

Yo story time is the best, keep up the good work, Your content is fire amigo !

@c0t0d0s7 Жыл бұрын

You are jacked AF. Thanks for the workout motivation! 💪

@Aniwaya Жыл бұрын

Every time a video pops up I look to the sub count. I can't wait until you get the million sub award.

@kingofkingsboxing1753 Жыл бұрын

Funny part got me too about the shower shoes, but one of the inmates filled me in.

@bobbyamos2098 Жыл бұрын

I wasn't so lucky and found out the hard way 😞

@erikmcc804 Жыл бұрын

i am new to your channel, this was amazing and now a subscriber please keep them them coming 🙂

@gnelj7298 11 ай бұрын

Your side notes ARE HILARIOUS!!!

@gotserotonin2311 Жыл бұрын

crazy how long watching your videos daily has become a routine of mine. keep up the work death💪

@xScrewston Жыл бұрын

Bout' time we got another one of them Top 10 janks from ol' Death!

@Jenniferreay1 2 ай бұрын

You’re so funny. I’ve been binge watching your videos. I can’t find the video to say why you went prison and how long you’ve been out. Your doing absolutely fantastic doing these videos and staying out of that hell hole ❤️❤️

@AnitaKraft-ux9qk 4 ай бұрын

Love your sense of humor😂❤😂 and love your honesty and openness thank you for sharing I want to say this stuff happens to everybody inside or out we've all been there God bless you❤

@TheEthicalOutlaw Жыл бұрын

Josh always got the best thumbnails. Noone on youtube has better thumbnails. Im willing to die on this hill too boah.

@crushingthevector5837 Жыл бұрын

Death. Bro, I appreciate your stories. Its strange how similar some of your stories are to some of my Army experiences. Especially when I was in Basic Training. I know its not the same but youd be surprised how similar things are to the jail stories Ive heard. Especially how similar the barracks are to a dorm life situation. I respect that youre willing to talk on even the most raw of situations. Like taking a dump. Anyone going in for the first time needs to know what to expect and how to handle those moments. Especially for the first time. BTW. You Sir are a Great story teller. You were meant to do this. Creating content is definitely your niche. You have a great sense of humor and a face for the camera. Respect bro. Keep doing your thing. Too funny bro. Be safe.

@SKoGoMoney 10 ай бұрын

Remember those "nut-to-butt" 1 second showers at Benning (if you were infantry)? Man that was some BS. Or being at the end of the PLT after marching to the mess hall and everyone but you got food before it was too late? Hahaha! I don't miss everything about the army but I do miss the good stuff.

@mariahwhitneycelinejanetmadona 5 ай бұрын

@@SKoGoMoneynutt to butt showers? How do you mean?

@mariahwhitneycelinejanetmadona 5 ай бұрын

What were the similarities?

@Elrod831. Жыл бұрын

Oh, I watch your videos quite often man and I think it’s awesome. I’ve been to the joint. I’ve done three years. I’m from Ohio. And yes I like how you keep it. Real much respect bro.

@leonwilliams7705 Жыл бұрын

Great show, # 10 was hilarious..... I had a similar scenario in a dorm environment, was twisting off a stink pickle and it just got stuck, half way out, prairie doggin and with all the cheese they put in every meal, I guess I was constipated a bit and I was pushing like there was no tomorrow because yeah I know it was a code red problem and it just wouldn't come out..... So in a minute or so guys started yelling "Water Down" and I OMG it was an embarrassing moment. Your story reminded me of that event! Dude I'm hooked on your podcast, keep up the good stuff, sharing the real..... hopefully it will discourage some to at least think twice about doing things that will be putting them behind bars.

@macysondheim 7 ай бұрын

Wow… You’re disgusting ….

@derekv8534 Жыл бұрын

I only did 30 days in county, but I pretty much just kept to myself. It never ceased to amaze me how the same dudes kept doing the same stupid shit to put themselves in the same f-ed up situations with the same f-ed up people.

@jeanlucdrion1152 Жыл бұрын

Anything to get away from annoying women.

@jeanlucdrion1152 Жыл бұрын

She is sleeping with someone. You just dont know about it like you don't tell her what you are doing while locked up.

@johnlewis1830 Жыл бұрын

In prison u can't just keep to yourself. It's NOTHING like county. In county most still have hope, in prison there's folks who will never get out. Some just want to see others burn unfortunately, some hate to see certain people released.

@theresaohman7187 10 ай бұрын

Misery loves company

@SKoGoMoney 10 ай бұрын

Women and alcohol man... They'll fuck you up and over.

@larrylambert1220 Жыл бұрын

I hope everything is going well with your daughter and family.

@coryburright1883 6 ай бұрын

I love your stories!!❤

@davidchurch95 Жыл бұрын

You're awesome! Love your channel

@borobinson7005 Жыл бұрын

You lookin swol af my brotha!! You almost up there with me lmao 😹💪🤘✌️☠️⚖️🧑‍⚖️💨🔥

@jaimestewart8295 Жыл бұрын

Hey props to ya Death for telling these stories I'm sure some of us out here have been through at least some of the same bro , but hearing you talk about it was priceless😂 . Hey take a tour of the Devil's prison the one shaped like an upside down cross , it's said ta be creepy af.

@shabazz717 Жыл бұрын

Old death always keep me laughing g with the thumbnails. 😂

@williamsoutherling6829 5 ай бұрын

Damn boi..u just say so..im all in...keep up the great content...hope you can expand from prison jail talk at some point

@twinscoupe Жыл бұрын

I’ve also had a situation similar to your number eight. When I was down, there was a guy across the tier for me who always was talk about how bad his baby mama was. I had quite a few chicks at the time so him and I would talk shit after I was released my brothers girlfriend, put me onto one of her friends, she tells me she just had a baby about a year ago and all that. Go to her spot we chilling the babies with the babysitter it’s about to go down. She decided she wants to show me some pictures of the kid. This is back in the day so she had a photo album And God is my witness. The fucking guy was her baby daddy . After i smoked her boots I never talked to her again.

@lizacopeland2388 Жыл бұрын

Man! I would have had a seizure watching you without a shirt. Glad you put one on. My stress leveled down. Whooooo…thank you😅😊

@MichaelCurtis-vj5hl 13 күн бұрын

I think this was the best video Josh has ever made I watch it all the time and laughed

@danielfroilan8333 Жыл бұрын

Love the honesty man 😅

@MillionDollarMullettt Жыл бұрын

Need an entire video on Shrek and his triple D’s😂

@Tommy-pe8ct Жыл бұрын

You should put a video together of Bobby's greatest moments...

@hesolex7674 Жыл бұрын

The first 10 seconds: why I love this channel!

@BabyLetsCruise Жыл бұрын

Lol you are hilarious I love listening to your stories.

@joelhawkins4841 Жыл бұрын

I'm so glad I didn't have to do the group show I had the half wall shower with the half curtain door

@SKoGoMoney 10 ай бұрын

My first awkward moment in jail was the first time I was ever arrested. I was being sent to the felons block to eventually transport to prison. So anyway there was apparently a riot right before I got there and they took all of us new inmates to the showers and it was unbearable how much pepper spray was in the air, it reminded me of the gas chamber in the army. The CO had all of us line up facing each other and strip down to nothing. Most of the other guys couldn't handle that pepper spray and were coughing profusely butt ass naked bending over and taking a gander around the room. I've been to jail several times since then, and was never put in that strip search position again. Being new, I just assumed that happened every time when it was my first time in. Awkward af introduction to jail.

@eazypeazy33 Жыл бұрын

I remember I did my hair like that and got it tapered, that morning they said I looked like I was going to 3rd grade! I said you Goddamn right the judge is gonna see a Good Little White Boy..

@FreckledandFrugal 8 ай бұрын

Love your channel

@gmill2316 Жыл бұрын

Yo Death. I needed a laugh this evening. I got word that one of my best friends growing up passed away. He got out of prison (5yrs) on Friday, went to New Mexico on Saturday and was found dead Monday morning. This shit out here is NO joke and people who have been away over the past couple years haven’t seen the changes. Thanks for taking my mind off things for a few min. I appreciate your content. Much L/R from Utah!!!

@justin7232 Жыл бұрын

😊

@rebd00mer93 Жыл бұрын

Youre brave af dude. I would have just squatted and shat standing up. Theres no way im gonna sit on a shitty toilet seat. Lol thats hilarious though!!!😅

@annezimdahl Жыл бұрын

I feel so bad for you Josh everything you had to go through, I know I couldn't do it

@mowvu5380 Жыл бұрын

apart from the 1st time he went to prison i reckon he knows he kinda deserved his punishment. he did the crime, and many more that he got away with lol. i truly believe this dude is a good soul and he's sorted his life out. maybe he'd still be a criminal if it wasn't for prison.

@annezimdahl Жыл бұрын

@@mowvu5380 he's got a beautiful soul and a beautiful family 💝

@mowvu5380 Жыл бұрын

@@annezimdahl yes he has NOW. the journey to get there has made the man we see today. kudos to josh

@annezimdahl Жыл бұрын

@@mowvu5380 yes kudos to Josh

@DontBeAWollyy Жыл бұрын

@@mowvu5380 he takes responsibility, instead of blaming other people for his actions like most people do. That’s why he was able to make a decent life for himself

@alicravens6494 3 ай бұрын

Josh you rule!!!! Love your content!!!

@OB1-616 2 ай бұрын

Love the hair Josh!

@warpathtv6138 Жыл бұрын

Number 5 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 if you would have been the only one ass naked while everyone else rolled in wit boxers they would have laughed you out the dorm lol 😂. The bullying would have been too much lol

@warpathtv6138 Жыл бұрын

Lmfao people dont know how real that is. You have to go with the flow of the prison.

@warpathtv6138 Жыл бұрын

I almost made that mistake once 😂. Thank God i looked around first and seen everyone else had boxers 😂😂

@s5005 Жыл бұрын

Ya what type of shit is that who decides if it's boxers or no boxers... I imagine a dude along long time ago either wore boxers or didn't and then every one just ran with it . Smh .

@Kayla3.0 Жыл бұрын

Hi, I'm a big fan of your channel. I am blind and love listening to your videos. I wanted to ask you, what would prison have been like for me did you ever meet anyone while you were locked up that was blind or had any other sort of disability? A ever get the time I love to get a comment back. It's always something I was curious about. Or maybe you could use this as a topic for one of your videos if maybe you did meet people like that. Anyway big fan always looking forward to see new videos. Well here new videos. LOL

@mowvu5380 Жыл бұрын

very good question Kayla. i would be very interested to hear his answer.

@Kayla3.0 Жыл бұрын

Thanks. Been wanting to ask him that since I started listening. Finally got up the nerve. LOL

@mowvu5380 Жыл бұрын

@@Kayla3.0 are you able to jump into his stream one time? do you have some kind of speech to text software you can use? there's a better chance of him seeing your question on a stream. best of luck to you

@Kayla3.0 Жыл бұрын

@@mowvu5380 yes I do. When I tap my screen, my phone reads every word that is shown on the screen. And that is a good idea, I will definitely take your advice. Do you know if he has a regular schedule that he screams live? Or is it just a random?

@Ratchet_reese Жыл бұрын

I needed this laugh man!!!! Lol

@danielhenwood9202 Жыл бұрын

You got me spitting my coffee out at work Jack! Ik how it is with farting in county. Dudes fight over that ish💯…shout out Tampa, FL! Love the channel 🫡🫡

@chrisleach4245 Жыл бұрын

I had just finished my first appearance and my gut was bubbling. I made sure I was the first person back in the holding area. I went to the back cell and dropped the most evil deuce ever. I had it done in 20 seconds but when I pushed the button on top to flush nothing happened! I walked out of it and went to the cell in the front and about the time everyone had gotten in. The deputy called my name and two other guys we were going home. It was then that the demonic deuce was discovered. That was my most awkward moment in jail.

@Exar_Kun Жыл бұрын

Words cannot describe how much I love this man.

@noaolvera1750 Жыл бұрын

I didn’t want anyone watching this have a seizure😂😂😂😂😂

@Exar_Kun Жыл бұрын

@@noaolvera1750 💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!! “White, glazed soaped honey buns” is one of the best descriptions ever!

@zambino8763 Жыл бұрын

Britney? lol

@BigSmOkE.in.321 Жыл бұрын

Yeah,don't ever get locked up,sugar britches😘

@jessicametler7674 Жыл бұрын

Love this video🤣🤣🤣

@tjitjo Жыл бұрын

Yes Josh more about you, this is great!

@stevevoyage Жыл бұрын

Thanks. You're a great storyteller. I agree with you when you say you are somewhat good-looking. Your 10 awkward moments confirm most of our stereotypes of men in prison. Take care.

@bobbybanks77 8 ай бұрын

Weirdo here

@tombennettonemanband Жыл бұрын

I don't wanna even imagine that nastiness you could slip in in a prison shower. 🤮

@matthewsmiley3630 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 not the BET UNCUT Tip Drill by Nelly. That was definitely the best video

@lizacopeland2388 Жыл бұрын

You’re so hilarious 😂! I love listening to your experiences in prison. I’m a really good girl. So your channel is the closest I’ll get to knowing prison.

@garygamble2171 Жыл бұрын

Don’t worry summer coming

@earnesthillsdale9218 Жыл бұрын

Same bro . This kid said I looked at his dick , and shouted to the cell block..you already know that went down. He was fishing but caught perch but caught a shark !!!! …. After that I was chilling getting haircuts and as many showers 24/7 as I wanted. He found out me and than my work and family . 😊

@madp6755 Жыл бұрын

🤢

@Itskingcodone Жыл бұрын

@@earnesthillsdale9218 could you elaborate a little more clearly? 😅

@zacharywhite4448 Жыл бұрын

@Earnest Hillsdale don't be looking at Dicks then, bro. That shyt is all over the place, I wouldn't tell that story anymore.

@sirsmokealot96 11 ай бұрын

I was young and fresh to county jail just a teenager and this other kid was hoarding alcohol swabs and he told me to ask the nurse for a couple when they came around with meds. I was gullible and pressured so I ask her and she says show me where you have a cut so I froze and panicked and I slip off my sock for some reason and start looking for a cut on my foot and didn’t have one. Super awkward and I felt like an idiot in front of everyone. That’s all I got lol.