Top 10 Deadpool Burns
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2 жыл бұрынThis anti-hero can dish it with the best of 'em. For this list, we’ll be looking at the funniest and most savage insults the Merc with a Mouth has slung in live-action appearances. Our countdown includes Super Suit Request, Studio Can’t Afford X-Men, A Name Like Francis, and more! What’s your favorite Deadpool quote? Sounds off in the comments!
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@WatchMojo 2 жыл бұрын
What’s your favorite Deadpool burn? Sounds off in the comments! For more Deadpool, check out our playlist!: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/aJp1gqWI3NXVhGg.html
@rando2732 2 жыл бұрын
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@brickity1447 2 жыл бұрын
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@jamescunningham1844 2 жыл бұрын
We all share this planet for a tiny amount of time then its off to the next generation. Why such diversity between us? Because you're all stuck in your ways, unable to comprehend any kind of new way of living among yourselves on whatever scale. Its all very silly. Our diversity in most ways are a critical issue to our long term survival. We should globally celebrate our collective existence in this small portion of time we all have on earth. We should serve as comrades and focus on solving current problems we have, not creating them or confining to them. Learning right now to solve our criseses of the world for the rest of humanities being. Teaching children and our decendants to live together in harmony and always focus on the present and future of man in an orderly manner and in a way the brings benefit to most people at least expense. However we achieve
@TZM676 2 жыл бұрын
To josh B. (Cable) Zip it Thanos!
@mlggamer5296 2 жыл бұрын
When he shot his Merc with no mouth counterpart. Ah sweet catharsis
@GreyDuck54 2 жыл бұрын
I actually enjoyed the Black Widow reference when she calms Hulk down. As Deadpool climbs on top of Juggernaut, "Hey big guy, the sun's getting a little low..."
@corbz273 2 жыл бұрын
Lol it made me think of Thor Ragnarok instead!
@michaelrichards5340 2 жыл бұрын
ZIP IT Black Black Widow! is what took me out
@jeremiahscott2032 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@brookelynnenewcomer943 2 жыл бұрын
I died 🤣.
@Iansco1 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelrichards5340 Actually that was a Comic Cannon Joke. Blind Al? Was supposedly a red room graduate way before Nat.
@mr.decencykeepinitreal6348 2 жыл бұрын
Stan Lee's character: "Nice suit!" Deadpool: "Zip it, Stan Lee!" 🤣
@RayMcElroy50 2 жыл бұрын
Disney: "We need to think about the kids." Deadpool: "Says who? You?"
@user-ix1rp9ff3p 2 жыл бұрын
I mean there was blood in the latest "The Owl House" episode
@crystalgemgirl731 2 жыл бұрын
The kicker is, he's not wrong.
@juanmanuelpenaloza9264 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-ix1rp9ff3p DUDE!! Spoilers.
@sandysandy5282 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't dead pool owned by Fox since it's part of the X-men or should I say X- force
@sandysandy5282 2 жыл бұрын
@@albertoromero5075 thanks please is it fox or Disney cause I know fox gives room for R rated and dark films like X-men origins
@Kentrc11 2 жыл бұрын
"This is so confusing, is it sexist to hit you is it more sexist to not hit you!? I gotta say the line's real...blurry" ~Deadpool, 2016
@TheSonOfTheDragon 2 жыл бұрын
The funniest part of that scene is that Deadpool is loading his gun and aiming at the woman's head while saying that.
@AngelWingsYT 2 жыл бұрын
better yet: "HAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR ABOUT TO BE RAN OVER BY A ZAMBONI"
@englishatheart 2 жыл бұрын
You + are = you're. It isn't hard. Anyone who's ever gone to school should know this.
@Kentrc11 2 жыл бұрын
@@englishatheart lol Bad spelling or grammar online are a peeve for me also, especially when having to re-read a sentence to figure out what a person is saying. It does remind me I may be talking to others online who have English as a second language, though.
@jonmendelson1104 2 жыл бұрын
@@englishatheart I'm a pedantic asshole, so I'm going to have to disagree. A five-year-old in Japan probably wouldn't know the difference between your, you're, and yore.
@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 2 жыл бұрын
Deadpool berating Domino about her luck powers but she’s the one getting stuff done is hilarious.😂
@savagehiro1720 2 жыл бұрын
Luck is not a power!
@ashwinidesai4051 2 жыл бұрын
@@savagehiro1720 Oh, really? 😝😏😆
@mlggamer5296 2 жыл бұрын
A good character like Deadpool knows how to take aim at everything satirically and he excels at that
@trentasuarusrex69 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m Batman!” 🤣 Deadpool is definitely my favorite superhero
@carnage3814 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine him saying "Im Thanos" infront of the actor who played Thanos in the mcu but doesnt know he is Thanos in that universe bcuz he is not a 4th wall breaker character unlike Deadpool
@burnabee 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool just makes so much sense. I always imagined his voice would be deeper, but I love this.
@AngelWingsYT 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan was born to be deadpool XD man up n asked disney "hey can i do a deadpool and bambi crossover....one where i confront the hunter that killed bambi's mom?" " what? get revenge? oh HEVENS no...imma congratulate him :D"
@michaelrichards5340 2 жыл бұрын
It makes a lot of sense because growing up I'd always see Ryan in movies just saying the random things out of nowhere then when I saw him as Deadpool I was like well yeah ...shit talking actor to shit talking character... this should've been done decades ago lool
@BlueFlameBird 2 жыл бұрын
I like to think deadpool is Ryan's voice when he's being crazy and sarcastic and his voice drops a little bit deeper when he starts to get serious
@doctorkrieger4404 2 жыл бұрын
Even in the comics deadpool said i want to be played by ryan reynolds if there will ever be a movie of me
@jarrettowens6073 Жыл бұрын
You should hear his voice in Pokémon: Detective Pikachu. I shit you not, he voice started in a movie called that.
@ShawnieBoyAnimation 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite Deadpool quote is “Shit. Did I leave the stove on?”
@candoentertainment9118 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite burn actually comes from when the deleted scenes in Deadpool when he tells Panel Van... "my stunt double is about to f*** you up".
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 2 жыл бұрын
The more time passes and the more people clamor for stuff like it, the more Deadpool's "You sure you're not from the DC universe?" line ages like a fine wine. Case in Point: The Dark Multiverse.
@FloridaGuy53 2 жыл бұрын
Another case in point: DCeased.
@mr.decencykeepinitreal6348 2 жыл бұрын
It's been 30 years since the character Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool was introduced in the Marvel comic book franchise. It's been 5 years since the 'Deadpool' movie came out, and it's still one of my most favorite comic book movies of all time.
@GeoToni13 2 жыл бұрын
"I've never said this to anyone but don't swallow" "Besides, nobody's getting hurt... He was already up there when I got here" To name a couple. There's so many!
@michaelrichards5340 2 жыл бұрын
Please... after you.. *let's kid inside the cell* ...another disgusting minority off the streets! *comforts guard* we'll sleep well tonight let's go get a bagel
@Grimlock1979 2 жыл бұрын
"Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can't tell you but it does rhyme with Polverine."
@jfleisch365 2 жыл бұрын
He's got a noice pair of smooth criminals dahn undah
@Jimmersaunt 2 жыл бұрын
You and I both mentioned the same one! A perfect line to start the Deadpool franchise!
@grahamgiancola6477 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan Reynolds knows how to create jokes for everyone to enjoy, even in his non Marvel movies!
@BmanTheChamp 2 жыл бұрын
Francis: Hey Wade! What's my name?! Deadpool: Oh, I'ma fuckin' spell it out for ya....
@gianinabadami5341 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he says Yoo-hoo! to show that he did with the dead bodies of Francis's crew
@Gabreya 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite quotes from Deadpool is the scene where he’s chasing down one of Francis’ henchmen in a Zamboni. “Tell me where your fucking boss is! Or you’re gonna die! In 5 minutes!” 🤣
@sarcoboi12v3 2 жыл бұрын
“You’re still here? It’s over…. go home” - Ferris Bueller 😂
@ashwinidesai4051 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AngelWingsYT 2 жыл бұрын
followed by shaming you for leaving you trash behind
@michaelrichards5340 2 жыл бұрын
@@AngelWingsYT that was just amazing lol nvr cleaned up so fast
@AngelWingsYT 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelrichards5340 all movies need that XD just deadpool randomly showing up at the end to shame ppl for leaving trash behind XD
@everettabor1372 2 жыл бұрын
I liked where he called Domino "black Black Widow".
@mrmushin1 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder what his ex wife thought lol
@rando2732 2 жыл бұрын
Deadpool is that one inappropriate uncle😂😂😂
@ahsoei9641 2 жыл бұрын
Franciss/Ajax: "Alright, then.... Fists." Deadpool: "Sounds like your last Saturday night." Deadpool (2016)
@ashwinidesai4051 2 жыл бұрын
LoL 😆🤣😆🤣😆
@joermnyc 2 жыл бұрын
The best “Francis” was when he spelled it out using all the bodies of the mooks he killed.
@swordracer 2 жыл бұрын
And an unconscious bob
@technocore1591 2 жыл бұрын
"hashtag driveby" when he farts on Blind Al is the best. Absolutely brutal.
@jessesanchez9187 2 жыл бұрын
Calling 'Angeldust "Less angry "Rosie O'Donnell" What makes this worth mentioning is that, blooper reel shows this was one of the few insults that got a reaction from the actress. She punched Reynolds in the face. He apologized. Then they recreate the scene.
@philyra2 2 жыл бұрын
I cracked up when he called Colossus "shiny Jesus."
@ayabongaayzomkuhlu3657 4 ай бұрын
Now he calls himself Marvel Jesus
@ladyfreedomrocks 2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see see a verbal spat between Loki and Deadpool.
@baileytrey5 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan Reynolds was born to play Deadpool
@AngelWingsYT 2 жыл бұрын
100% yes. he just has that "fuck everything imma do me n have fun" mood to him
@APinkDick 2 жыл бұрын
So we got McAvoy Professor X cameo, now I fully expect a Sir Patrick Stewart one where he just wheels up to Wade.. talks shit to him then runs over his foot with the wheelchair.
@ArmaTomicx 2 жыл бұрын
Deadpool is always making fun of Disney and marvel and even himself always making Hilarious jokes, he’s definitely my favorite superhero also who else is ready for the movie FREEGUY!!!!
@nathancarabajal8271 2 жыл бұрын
That's why he's the Crimson Nutcase
@Earth-uu3nf 2 жыл бұрын
Can Deadpool made funny of him self
@Eking-su3tr 2 жыл бұрын
@@Earth-uu3nf he disses Ryan Reynolds like even in the comics
@downd.stairs2874 2 жыл бұрын
meeei cant wait for free guy red notice and the suicide squad
@downd.stairs2874 2 жыл бұрын
and the chucky tv series
@Gabreya 2 жыл бұрын
LOL! Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool is one of the best castings ever.
@jordancox8289 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite Deadpool burn would have to be when Deadpool says "the sun is getting real low" to the Juggernaut because that quote was in Avengers: Age of Ultron.
@rinwall4765 2 жыл бұрын
The reference to "Yentl" is underrated, bringing Brolin's stepmother into the mix....
@Youchubeswindon 2 жыл бұрын
Super super underrated. TIL
@davidchism6081 2 жыл бұрын
0:57. A 4th wall break inside a 4th wall break? That's like, 16 walls!!
@emilywalsh6417 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan Reynolds was beyond perfect for this role😂
@jakel5892 2 жыл бұрын
"Don't leave me over here with less angry Rosie O'Donnell"
@MrGtownhunter 2 жыл бұрын
When Deadpool called negasonic teenage warhead ripely from alien was freaking hilarious.
@jediclonekag13 2 жыл бұрын
Deadpool's shot at the DC universe nearly made me die from laughter.
@monstersociety3360 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite Deadpool quote comes from the comics. Specifically, "Deadpool: Dracula's Gauntlet" where he encounters a completely empty street, devoid of people and he just goes "Wow, these streets are deader than Gwen Stacy!" BURN! The only thing that could have made that burn hotter would have been if Spider-Man was within earshot.
@R4V3_B0Y 2 жыл бұрын
Spider-Man: and I took that personally.
@memeslayer3162 2 жыл бұрын
We need a Spider-Man and Deadpool MCu crossover
@luedanger561 2 жыл бұрын
"it's right next to the prostate. Or is it the on switch" Dead 😂🤣💀
@solanoguz 2 жыл бұрын
Many heroes can fly, shoot lightning, Super strength... But to always know what to say no matter the situation, to always have a clever quip or the perfect comeback, its the power we all wish we had.
@edyoung2621 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm just suprised anyone would date you! Especially pinkie pie from My Little Pony!" Wade wilson Deadpool 2
@otakubancho6655 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty much anything coming out of Deadpool's mouth is hilarious!💖💖💖
@MC_Fleury_ 2 жыл бұрын
"thats not my hand" -Deadpool
@fl4tfr0g78 Жыл бұрын
“Who are you!?” Deadpool smart ass: “I’m Batman🦇”
@MrNITROPSYCHO 2 жыл бұрын
"Is it just me, or does 'Do You Want To Build a Snowman' from Frozen sound suspiciously like 'Papa, Can You Hear Me' from Yentl?" Apparently the Deadpool writers aren't the only ones guilty of lazy writing.
@boomgraffiti6134 2 жыл бұрын
Deadpool should roast all of the marvel superhero’s 🤣🤣🤣
@thecatman7978 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite one is when he says "shut it thanos" to Cable.
@Bluestar-bh3bf 2 жыл бұрын
Deadpool:”Tell me where your boss is or you’re gonna die (shows an overshot view of the skating rink) in 5 minutes!”
@carlfrancisjungco3661 2 жыл бұрын
"have you seen this man?" "Tell me where your boss is, or you're gonna die in 5 mins." "Hi yukio!" "I'm just cleaning up the timeline." "Big CGI fight coming up!" 😂
@angelesivan44 2 жыл бұрын
So one of my favorite is when deadpool calls cable, "one eye willy" which Josh brolin plays the older brother in goonies
@ajheart06 2 жыл бұрын
I was so incredibly happy when he called him 'Thanos'... I waited for it the entire movie and lost my shit in the theater 🤣
@brendangatenby8066 2 жыл бұрын
"You gonna leave me alone with HEEY YOU GUUYS " "All the dinosaurs fear the t rex"
@djledward5386 2 жыл бұрын
Comments by Wade/Deadpool that makes me burst out in laughter every time; 1. "That's his real name. He got "Ajax" from the dish-soap. Haha!" 2. "How can I help you, besides luring children into a panel van." 3. "You have something in your teeth. It's right there in the middle." 4. "Ripley from Alien 3!" 5. "You're so dark! You sure you're not from the DC Universe?!" LMFAO! 😆😆😆
@ianwaynemcdonald 2 жыл бұрын
"I've never said this to anyone before, but don't swallow!"
@tbecker97204 2 жыл бұрын
*FRANCIS!* The opening credits of Deadpool 1 are *the best* ever!
@Jimmersaunt 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite line is at the beginning of the first Deadpool where he says I know-you’re wondering “who’s balls did I have to fondle to get my own movie? Well, I can’t tell you, but I’ll give you a hint. His name rhymes with Pulverine. “ He has so many funny lines it’s hard to narrow it down to just 10.
@ChristoAbrie 2 жыл бұрын
my fav line is "You only work for that shit spackled muppet fart", no idea what it actually means, but sounded hilarious.
@daveholtz2528 Жыл бұрын
its great that watchmojo isn't afraid to average 1 commercial every 2 minutes....that's courage!
@WildeFyre69 2 жыл бұрын
Deadpool went to Francis originally in order to get his cancer cured. I watched it last night as a matter of fact. Thanks for the video! Cheers!
@solidsnake9898 2 жыл бұрын
Number 1 should be his face! *dabs*
@StephMarie8379 2 жыл бұрын
Deadpool is EPIC!!! I have a red Kia soul totally decked out in Deadpool decor and my cars name is Ryan...🤣🤣🤣
@zaltbommelairways 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late nineties!"
@norrisvholliday6613 2 жыл бұрын
The professor X joke is easily a top 3 moment. You guys drop the ball on this one
@shadowlegion166 2 жыл бұрын
"Or is that the in switch" *and I bite my lip from laughter* hurts but I don't regret it
@luedanger561 2 жыл бұрын
All I learned from this video is that Korg is that best friend you never wanted
@Earth-uu3nf 2 жыл бұрын
2:10 "I've seen this man"😂😂😂😂
@AZRockslide42 2 жыл бұрын
Was I the only one waiting for "Probably a guy who can't draw feet!"?
@ThePirateprincess23 2 жыл бұрын
A Deadpool/Avengers crossover? Now that would be hilarious to watch 😆.
@CloneScavengerVulpin8389 2 жыл бұрын
Chris griffin: your breaking the fourth wall, your breaking the fourth wall!!!!!!!
@RKandolia 2 жыл бұрын
You should include "zip it Stan Lee" from the Deadpool 2 teaser..
@dychrisshandonsmith6954 2 жыл бұрын
Keep it up on your work and this channel
@elumalaimurthy865 2 жыл бұрын
TONY : I'M IRON MAN CLARK : I'M SUPERMAN WADE : I'M BATMAN🤣🔥
@guibox3 2 жыл бұрын
I never laughed so hard as when I was watching the Deadpool movies. Ryan Reynolds is a comedic genius!!
@cordellriemer5177 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot about the comics, his own game, and UMVC3
@anwenlokier2292 2 жыл бұрын
Deadpool once gone from my vr head set to my kindal and I'm not joking
@PS_GAMER14 2 жыл бұрын
8:05 John bets $100 Reynolds Ryan 38 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@RApollos107 2 жыл бұрын
I was kinda expecting the Zip It line was when he said it at Stan Lee himself
@WildSkateboarder 2 жыл бұрын
The super suit request gets me every time XD
@icealpha1035 2 жыл бұрын
Why does this not feel like watchmojo…like this narrator is so different!
@tylerriley2587 2 жыл бұрын
This is why I love Deadpool
@toolsaucemcboss8618 2 жыл бұрын
If no.1 isn't him getting lit on fire, you missed a perfect opportunity.
@lauraheaney3439 2 жыл бұрын
The one eyed Willy comment was my favorite
@alexandrebrochu4265 2 жыл бұрын
The McAvoy or Stuart line is one of my favorites in both movies.
@nartistg.0516 2 жыл бұрын
0:15 Callum looks like Daniel Radcliffe before doing a film for Harry Potter🤣
@slayer99199 2 жыл бұрын
It's funny how many of these I've forgotten.
@titaniumwolf8756 2 жыл бұрын
11:53 so you’re saying that Thanos says “ I AM HERE!!!!”
@RayMcElroy50 2 жыл бұрын
Disney announced that Deadpool 3 will be R-Rated And still we got no confirmation that VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE will be R-Rated
@geviesanta3631 2 жыл бұрын
Ohhh I think the Venom sequel is definitely gonna be R-rated, because think of how much violence and chaos that might happen in this sequel 😳
@lukasabramovich5719 2 жыл бұрын
That’s because it won’t be… unfortunately
@LeonardoKlotz 2 жыл бұрын
@@geviesanta3631 Avi Arad is still behind it And by knowing him for so long, he'll probably gonna keep it PG-13 to keep the window open for a crossover with the MCU's Spiderman
@geviesanta3631 2 жыл бұрын
@@LeonardoKlotz mmm, maybe 🤔
@mrmushin1 2 жыл бұрын
One is produced marvel studios there other is Sony
@tuskynraiders8485 2 жыл бұрын
@Watchmojo you missed one. Zip it black black widow. Im flowing
@trexadvent4726 2 жыл бұрын
Can you do top 10 things we want to see in the third Deadpool movie?
@Mahogany13 2 жыл бұрын
This made me want to watch these again!!! Lol so good!!
@avrilpeters 2 жыл бұрын
Deadpool throws so much shade he wouldn't be out of place on Drag Race😆
@garveyneal1672 2 жыл бұрын
Can you do top 10 times Deadpool went beast mode?
@MiyaTakamura 2 жыл бұрын
Favorite burn: I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s! (0:26)
@itachi112ify 2 жыл бұрын
8:05 just noticed that Vladimir Putin, TJ miller, Kanye west Ozzie Osborne, Shia labouf, and Ryan Reynolds are also in the dead pool 😂 never paused to actually read it
@Erin-Thor 2 жыл бұрын
Dammit! Stop dis’n Green Lantern! I liked it! 🤣
@trexadvent4726 2 жыл бұрын
In the second Deadpool movie, What would have happened if Wade turned around and saw the X-Men members from X-men Apocalypse?
@MaverickX578 2 жыл бұрын
One dislike is from Francis.
@armaggon5920 2 жыл бұрын
It's like his talking is like his life, it never stops.