MERRY EARLY Christmas, everyone! Here's my Christmas gift to you (alongside some additional info!). Thank you so much for 200,000 subscribers as well! You're all awesome. To any authors who may come across this video, please don’t take it to heart! I’m not criticising you as people, only your stories, so please do keep writing and improving! These videos are not meant to be hurtful and just in good fun and I would never wanna discourage you from trying again, and I hope I wasn’t too mean in this video! Keep at it! EDIT: To clear up any confusion, each story featured in this video used to be in the ”Pasta Trying To Be Good” category on the Trollpasta wiki, meaning they were most likely intended to be serious stories before being moved to the wiki... though sometimes it’s hard to tell. To be fair, that first Plankton story may have been a joke story, but hey, it was still really funny! Oh, and yes, that one other story was most likely referring to Larry the Lobster. Mistakes happen! :P Also, no offense meant to Polish people, you're cool! I was just poking fun at how specific that one story was with its location. However, as some commenters have notified me of, it turns out Poland of all places sometimes air uncut Spongebob episodes for some reason, so hey, that’s what the story was referring to! I also apologize for referring to one of the authors as an "idiot" in the video, this was uncalled for and rude. I was referring to the fictional main character of the story, but see how it could be perceived as otherwise, just so that is clear. Thanks for reading! Have a good one!
@creeksidestudiospodcastchannel6 жыл бұрын
HoodoHoodlumsRevenge 😍😍😍😍😍❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@thema19986 жыл бұрын
HoodoHoodlumsRevenge Merry Christmas Dennis! 😁🎄
@DominiqueSBG6 жыл бұрын
HoodoHoodlumsRevenge I think when he said Larry.He was talking about Larry the Lobster.The Lifegurad.LOVE YOUR VIDEOS.❤❤
@thema19986 жыл бұрын
HoodoHoodlumsRevenge 6:44: What if the injuries are HYPER-REALISTIC? They could look more disgusting than the nasty gross out SpongeBob later used. 😂
@Rickzilla6 жыл бұрын
HoodoHoodlumsRevenge tell me you've never seen the most dangerous, the most vile, the most gut wrenching SpongeBob lost episode in the world. Here it is. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mtBof62ZqNWZqWw.html
@linkthepringlesman39516 жыл бұрын
Gary had a scar on his legs? Um.
@thema19986 жыл бұрын
Link the Pringles Man It's weird that Dennis didn't mention that Gary doesn't have legs.
@RWQFSFASXC-qc5fq6 жыл бұрын
Link the Pringles Man According to the episode, "Your Shoe's untied", he does
@youtubesfavoriteidot77146 жыл бұрын
Link the Pringles Man so I like Pringles can you get me some please
@snoc6376 жыл бұрын
That was exactly what i thought!! Weird how hoodo didn't actually mention it...
@hazelrollins80805 жыл бұрын
😑😑😑😑
@severalcakes32674 жыл бұрын
"The episode was entirely different" "The episode began normally" MAKE UP YOUR MIND
@breadman14784 жыл бұрын
SeveralCakes time stamp pls
@youssifbaliggamingandrecor71463 жыл бұрын
I was a teenager Gary wasn't scary at all I have my check so (😉)
@V-H-S-q3n3 жыл бұрын
I think it meant only the beginning of the episode that was normal.
@teencrisis47503 жыл бұрын
@@V-H-S-q3n yUP
@teencrisis47503 жыл бұрын
They meant it was different but started out normal
@khalilnevels89263 жыл бұрын
"PLankton ripped his skin off" He did that like 3 times before, thats pretty normal
@RRVCrinale2 жыл бұрын
@Chainmastress34 And when he ripped his skin off, THE ARTISTS HAD A BUDGET TO WORK WITH! _AAAAAAAAAHHH!_
@extraonions10 ай бұрын
this is only plankton btw skin being peeled off or ripped off is a pretty normal Tuesday for sponge bob episodes.
@viviennemorgan72172 ай бұрын
yeah it is normal for a cartoon.
@popdg3524 жыл бұрын
35:56 " He grabbed a *knife* and *shot* Plankton" Do you also use forks to drink soup?
@wavleoo3 жыл бұрын
or do u eat soup from a cup
@2006HONDACIVICENTHUSIEST3 жыл бұрын
He said “chopped”, not shot.
@popdg3523 жыл бұрын
@@2006HONDACIVICENTHUSIEST That makes more sense,altough it's kinda hard to hear what he's saying I suppose that should be it
@BlueBeluga3 жыл бұрын
You mean ysgramor's soup spoon?
@thatinternetguy45483 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the lava from drinks water
@AiraRia6 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you just made me listen to the words "Oozing out of Spongebob's holes" with my own two, virginal ears
@loxyloafcake51846 жыл бұрын
Your ears aren’t virgins anymore.
@AiraRia6 жыл бұрын
Joshua Stone Most definitely not, no
@GTdba6 жыл бұрын
...Aand now I cannot eat my banana porridge anymore. Why Spongebob Why?!
@tonypeppermint53296 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@goatedbasketball6 жыл бұрын
Anti-Aira I read that as “vaginal ears”
@CyberWarezz055 жыл бұрын
I like how most of the bad Spongebob creepypastas are named something like: -spongebob lost tape -spongebob lost episode -spongebob original pilot -spongebob weird episode -spongebob episode ???
@McDShaleee4 жыл бұрын
this comment had 69 likes
@non-toxic72274 жыл бұрын
more like 96 likes-
@McDShaleee4 жыл бұрын
@Unojhiir0 haha sex joke go bruuuuuuu
@gamesinc85684 жыл бұрын
You for got SpongeBob.Whatever
@McDShaleee4 жыл бұрын
@lovezemiraxo xoxo16 look at the date i posted the reply
@Puppyjuan_19704 жыл бұрын
it's been 3 years, where the hell is the hyper-realistic spongebob that will kill us all?
@T.r.a.i.n2 жыл бұрын
he still isnt here
@toby-fp6sp2 жыл бұрын
@@T.r.a.i.n I killed him.
@T.r.a.i.n2 жыл бұрын
@@toby-fp6sp nice
@toby-fp6sp2 жыл бұрын
@@T.r.a.i.n thx
@Tavdogg112 жыл бұрын
The varus came around, so maybe that was his goal all along?
@Error_Return4 жыл бұрын
Spongebob creepypastas in a nutshell : I used to love spongebob but not anymore and then i died.
@stepstep8384 жыл бұрын
And I turn into a Skeleton
@magnuslover21432 жыл бұрын
@@stepstep838 hyper-realistic skeleton*
@scarebear12652 жыл бұрын
And then I died a hyper realistic death with lots of hyper realistic blood
@Spongyboi8972 жыл бұрын
And then I got a SpongeBob VHS tape which showed someone pooping midway through the episode
@hemsasdemons Жыл бұрын
I hyperrealistically died with hyperrealistic blood. The end.
@smolbean20126 жыл бұрын
“English is my favorite continent”
@AleTitan6 жыл бұрын
Smol Bean England is my city
@ringo88646 жыл бұрын
Are you from British?
@adamintheshell61186 жыл бұрын
Derp Fart no I’m London
@immatureidiot34676 жыл бұрын
I can speak Paris
@kirabad-artist65326 жыл бұрын
I’m Russia
@theabandonedadventurers27135 жыл бұрын
23:22 "Then a deep russian voice could be hear in the background saying RA RA RASPUTIN, LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN, THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE!"
@ChillDragon5 жыл бұрын
RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA'S GREAYEST LOVE MACHINE, IT WAS A SHAME HOW HE CARRIED ON!
“gary has a scar on his legs” what LEGS he’s a SNAIL
@UntalentedBrick3 жыл бұрын
i mean did you see that one episode when spongebob doesn't know how to tie his shoe?
@Showtunediva2 жыл бұрын
There is an episode where Gary got legs,
@janetlaytham89912 жыл бұрын
Wait technically a snail's body is called a foot... so is the part of the snail in the shell a leg???? 0_0
@gammalaw_king6752 Жыл бұрын
Every creepypasta main characters 1: They are dumb 2: They are crybabies 3: They have random artillery just in their bedroom
@grizzlydino2 ай бұрын
So the average American
@gammalaw_king67522 ай бұрын
@@grizzlydino LMAO
@Plankton_got_served-r3q23 күн бұрын
4:they stare
@Your_Local_AntiZoo14 күн бұрын
LMAO😭🙏@@grizzlydino
@linebeckthejohoe48766 жыл бұрын
*SESAME STREET EPISODE 0 INTENSIFIES*
@funydog56126 жыл бұрын
These creepypastas aren't real. None of these were from Gamestop.
@SanixPlayz6 жыл бұрын
I know duh
@hulkboyjr6 жыл бұрын
And most of them didn’t have enough blood! -10/10
@shutupberdly5 жыл бұрын
They didn't have enough Hyper- realistic blood
@kevinredford29464 жыл бұрын
True... i had been through many game stop shops and i don't see any creepy games about spongebob...
@tugmylantern42444 жыл бұрын
You dingus of course they are not at gamestop...they are on EBAY as all spoopy games are.
@ashmenser79592 жыл бұрын
I love how SpongeBob embodies Ned Flanders for a second. “Okily dokily, one cannibal sized meal coming up!” 33:23
@ookiebookiegaming4 жыл бұрын
Author:”I’ll never play a spongebob game again” Me:sad since he’s gonna miss out on Battle for Bikini Bottom Remastered
@spong25484 жыл бұрын
@Rogan Daniels this isn't a woosh moment wdym?
@windowsvistahomeexclusive77214 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean "Rehydrated" instead of "Remastered"
@healingalternatives32543 жыл бұрын
Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for The Dead rehydrated now with more blood and hyper-realism
@goofy-ahh101.6 ай бұрын
Rehydrated*
@ttibiaa4 жыл бұрын
I love how every terrible creepy pasta starts with “I used to be a huge fan of -thing creepy pasta is based off of- .... But not anymore.....” Then... “But -main character from thing creepy pasta is based off of- starts murdering -said main characters friend- !”
@youraunt3 жыл бұрын
And then, -insert another character killing themselves- and is shown with hyper realistic blood!
@jennifertucker14963 жыл бұрын
Can you reply to this reply with the grammatically correct version of the second quote? Thx
@DEEZTHE3 жыл бұрын
And then the BREAKING of the tape/disk
@alexisfrias15033 жыл бұрын
This video came out 3 years ago for me and spongebob said he will find us in 3 years
@locomotivetrainstation60533 жыл бұрын
It is more realistic than real life blood!!
@asdfasdg98456 жыл бұрын
These creepy pastas are like English assignments I do at 2 am and find out I completely failed and have to redo them completely.
@darthreaper63116 жыл бұрын
normalfag They're more like doing homework for a class you hate so you decide to half ass it just to try to get the lowest passing grade you can.
@gamergaming006 жыл бұрын
that name though
@birthdayboyblam79003 жыл бұрын
If spongebob actually found out that squidward loved sandy “ aww how lovely “
@missconstruct69683 жыл бұрын
Even if he was jealous, he'd just cry lmao
@mr.blueskies72232 жыл бұрын
9:53 Possible correction: The author might've meant Larry, as in, the lobster guy. And last time I checked, Gary's name only had one R (Correct me if I'm wrong).
@skibidi_coquette9 ай бұрын
I think your right
@CJCroen13936 жыл бұрын
We didn't stab Squidward! He ran into our knife ten times!
@magicwidgetdragon436 жыл бұрын
CJCroen1393 Cell Block Tango reference?
@CJCroen13936 жыл бұрын
Yes X3
@kathleencampbell74716 жыл бұрын
CJCroen1393 He had it coming, he had it coming
@bananaman6774 жыл бұрын
He only had himself to blame, bro.
@kieravermeal91274 жыл бұрын
If you had been there, if you had seen it, I bet you you would've done the same!
@RenIsNotHere6 жыл бұрын
*H Y P E R - R E A L I S T I C*
@foxlambert17435 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaand the nightmares are back. Thanks "Victim one"
@NiePowiemCi5 жыл бұрын
H Y P E R - R E A L I S T I C K
@neonblack45165 жыл бұрын
*HYPER-REALISTIC*
@joseroblox-be3uq5 жыл бұрын
lost episode creepypasta checklist -black sharpie -"whatever you do, do not watch this/ if you found this, destroy it!!!! one one" -hyperrealistic bloodddddddddd -intern -"was this all just a prank?" -"ZOMG DEAD CHARACTER!!11111" -protagonist dies after watching/scarred for life
@androidmk59875 жыл бұрын
Wait a nice seen of mario
@Lemieux_channel3 жыл бұрын
Why did, “What? You gonna freestyle?” make me frickin WHEEZE-
@hoopsy4 жыл бұрын
23:45 that scream is gold
@phantomstrider6 жыл бұрын
Fantastic work on this Dennis! It was great fun to look through these Creepypastas with you. Never laughed so much trying to read a story before XD
@KDogwithtjack6 жыл бұрын
PhantomStrider ah man I love your channel!!!
@priest10916 жыл бұрын
PhantomStrider how did you forget about Larry the lobster
@thema19986 жыл бұрын
PhantomStrider These stories were so poorly written you can't help but laugh.
@brickfighter13206 жыл бұрын
PhantomStrider he returned that favor
@r.j.penfold6 жыл бұрын
These are all so bad, but you and Dennis did a good job!
@joe65546 жыл бұрын
So I’m not the only one who keeps a chainsaw by my side while I play spingbill. That’s nice
@Cdr20026 жыл бұрын
Yeah I keep an ICBM near me at all times. Sometimes a lightsaber
@joe65546 жыл бұрын
Carlos D Rodriguez safety first right? you never know when some spoopy shit could down
@Weetaweet6 жыл бұрын
10:14
@kyle71706 жыл бұрын
Carlos D Rodriguez I have a double barrel shotgun on my bedside
@Weetaweet6 жыл бұрын
TheSuperKyleReactsTV I have a fully loaded BFG-9000 and a ak-47
@RozeLight Жыл бұрын
I know HoodoHoodlumsRevenge already said this, but to those whose creepy pastas were featured in this video, please just know that I hope you keep writing and keep improving, and to also give you guys some writing advice When writing horror, trying a more psychological horror approach, it sends off much more chilling feelings to the readers, and wait before writing gore till the most suspenseful parts, again, I hope those who wrote these creepypastas keep up the hard work!
@soyaergar92653 жыл бұрын
"The old Squid does have a thing for Sandy" Yep, totally something that I can see happening.
@viviennemorgan72172 ай бұрын
i thought that spongebob has a crush on sandy
@ghostpigoen5 жыл бұрын
Scar on his legs On his non-Existent legs His Legs ...........
@skyisherelol34925 жыл бұрын
Too underrated
@eaglesubliminals56285 жыл бұрын
But are them legs thicc?
@cvak68874 жыл бұрын
I didnt know he had a legendary scar
@R1ptide_Drag0n4 жыл бұрын
He actually does have legs, on the shoe song, he shows his legs.
@nickythehickey4 жыл бұрын
This has the same energy as “joe runs” (from the worst lost episode trilogy)
@motivated72035 жыл бұрын
"Why would you watch static for 5 minutes?" Well, people watched a guy kicking an empty Coke bottle across Africa for an hour and a half (yes that's a real movie, but i never saw it, nor do i know the title)
@scarfdragon46264 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure I know what movie you're talking about. I've seen it, and -I personally think it's a damn good movie- I mean you're not wrong. I think the title's "The Gods Must be Crazy," so there you go.
There’s a movie that’s an 8 hour still shot of the Empire State Building
@deadchannel50543 жыл бұрын
I love how PhantomStrider is just like “ *That night, at the hospital we grabbed...a knife?...* and stabbed Squidward 10 times...”
@Showtunediva2 жыл бұрын
“We grabbed a knife & Squidward ran into it 10 times.” 🎼He had it coming he had it coming all along 🎼
@grandtheftaero16 жыл бұрын
Hey Hoodlum. I was the guy who wrote Spongebobs Weird Episode. I wrote that around 4/5 years ago when I was like 10 or some shit. It's very bad but I am surprised you found it and cool you narrated it as I am a huge fan of your channel. But yeah hadn't thought of that story in years until your narration, it's pretty bad yeah lol
@grandtheftaero16 жыл бұрын
Also, wow, my story got edited to shit. The story is barely the same. I never added the blood, police, screamer, FOX, Nickelodeon etc. The story is barely the same than how I wrote it. The only thing that is the same is the part where I say my name lol
@minnin41326 жыл бұрын
:o
@starbutterfly90366 жыл бұрын
How did it go originally?
@presleygriffiths90376 жыл бұрын
GrandTheftAero What am I? Awful story by a 10 yr old? No! I’m weird Episode! What’s the difference?
@sarahevans52176 жыл бұрын
GrandTheftAero sucks 🤢🤮
@Minittwastaken5 жыл бұрын
Spongebob Squarepants: BATTLE FOR THE DEAD: Rehydrated
PLAYING Spongebob Squarepants: BATTLE FOR THE DEAD: REHYDRATED ON PS5 AT 3AM CHALLENGE (Gone Wrong)
@karinapewitt6544 жыл бұрын
Whoa
@xgamingjohn84914 жыл бұрын
I’m writing this.
@terramad61164 жыл бұрын
“Spongebob wanted Sandy all for himself” Me remembering that spongebob is gay: Hmm
@theplushiecrew11523 жыл бұрын
Huh
@sebastiancastillo6073 жыл бұрын
Didn't stephen hillenburg said he was asexual
@TToxivity3 жыл бұрын
Spongebob is asexual dumbass
@viviennemorgan72172 ай бұрын
@@sebastiancastillo607 yes stephen hillenburg did say that.
@iamfuzzydolphins77924 жыл бұрын
I made a creepypasta called "I'm not creative", and here it is. Help, I'm not creative enough for this.
@amphibiousgaming877 Жыл бұрын
might be short yet the creepypasta here is more terrifying then all the ones in the video
@mancave10369Ай бұрын
I’m not sleeping for the next few weeks.
@umbreonhyperdream5 жыл бұрын
*"English is my favorite continent."* I can't 😂 👏
@clownsytheclown30774 жыл бұрын
I am the dude that is british
@mynameisskylar4 жыл бұрын
Umbreon & HyperDream Spanish is my favorite city
@hat95274 жыл бұрын
France is my favorite planet
@asoldiertf2413 жыл бұрын
Belgium is my favourite waffle
@clyde-or-monty3 жыл бұрын
@On The Search For Europe Chinese is my favourite food
@dazzledazz1236 жыл бұрын
Never give up bro,you're one of my favorite KZfaqrs and also made me rediscover my love for Gorillaz. I'm with you since 5K hope you keep growing,you deserve It! Happy Holydays
@jinoratheairnomad97773 жыл бұрын
You can tell Strider was dying of laughter while reading these stories.
@AndraPollard10842 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest with you I discovered both yours and Josh's channels just yesterday because I was looking for new creepypasta's to listen to and I gotta say you guys are absolutely brilliant, please keep going guys you're both awesome!
@LuigiFan000016 жыл бұрын
My two favorite amigos collabing together? It's a match made in heaven. :^ )
@thestormtrooperwhodrankphd99906 жыл бұрын
LuigiFan00001 true! Both are extremely gr8!
@Cdr20026 жыл бұрын
I ship it
@allmightywhale6 жыл бұрын
How did I find you here like wtf
@somethingcrazy41656 жыл бұрын
LUIGIFAN!
@Zadanoire6 жыл бұрын
1:24 **loads hand gun** ok, cool, im ready
@yes-pu9zs5 жыл бұрын
9:53 Larry is a character, Larry the Lobster.
@spliitt4 жыл бұрын
I love your profile pic
@Niagaranobs4 жыл бұрын
*oh ya, thix fur remineding me.*
@user-fb3nu1ds9n4 жыл бұрын
Spongebob would not kill garry
@Niagaranobs4 жыл бұрын
@@user-fb3nu1ds9n *oh ya, thx fur remineding me.*
@user-fb3nu1ds9n4 жыл бұрын
@@Niagaranobs np i guess
@MoonlightMirage3 жыл бұрын
5:35 "Oh hey, Poland! That's an odd but specific country to point out, yeah?" "WRONG!" Poland has been ignored.
@drakesword52144 жыл бұрын
PhantomStrider: *Starts laughing* You have achieved comendy
@AJSSPACEPLACE6 жыл бұрын
Spongebob losing body parts isnt scary. The show established his body parts grow back
@AleTitan6 жыл бұрын
AJSSPACEPLACE "like this? Or this? Or this?"
@kirbhoward21256 жыл бұрын
Ashy Trumpets "Or this?"
@save_zawarudo5 жыл бұрын
yeah they even show up things like SpongeBob's brain and half cutted body in the first 3 seasons
@alecrutz69792 жыл бұрын
@@save_zawarudo remember the halloween episode where spongebob practically shaves his whole flesh off to look like a ghost? wild shit
@lukemckenzie01212 жыл бұрын
He’s literally eaten his hands before
@cry0genic7846 жыл бұрын
"The guy" was a pissed English man who wanted his bloody patty
@wiibrockster6 жыл бұрын
Cry0genic I want my Bloody Patty!!!!!!
@BlindStarLily9 ай бұрын
“He said, ‘Renember me?’” I can’t help but smile at this. When my nephew was little, he had a lot of speech quirks. Whenever he tried to make a GRRR sound, it turned into BRRR, but when he tried to make just an RRRR sound, it turned into GRRRR. Anyway, he used to say renember instead of remember, so I heard this and just got the biggest grin
@thenumberquelve1584 жыл бұрын
"These are questions that will NEVER be answered. But I don't think anyone will be weeping because of it. .....except our main character." Golden line right there. Love how KZfaq reviewers have far better writing than these creepypastas.
@zedloof55286 жыл бұрын
Well, I know you won't believe this, but me and about five thousand other people all work at this one Nickelodeon Studio. And we got to watch episodes before they were released because somehow whether I get to watch them or not invalidate's what my actual job is. So anyway, we got to watch a new one. The title card said "SpongeBob's Fresh Start", and it was white text on a black background. When the episode started, it showed SpongeBob was at his parent's house. He then said "Maybe I should play a sport..." So he went to a basketball court in Bikini Bottom. He was shooting some hoops when a gang came in. Me and some of the other interns thought this was a little bit of an adult theme for SpongeBob. But we just continued watching... The gang started to cause trouble and SpongeBob got into a fist fight. Afterwards he ran home and told his mother, but his mother looked scared. She said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." SpongeBob, looking confused, begged to stay, but she just packed up his stuff and sent him on his way, We didn't prior learn of this new plot. And it confused most of us. Then he walked outside and called for a taxi. When it arrived, there were fuzzy dice in the mirror and the license plate said "Fresh". If anything this cab was rare. Spongebob said "Nah. Whatever. YO HOLMES, TO BEL-AIR!" At about seven or eight, he was finally there to sit on his throne as the prince of Bel-air. THEN WE ALL COMMITTED PACT SUICIDE BY CHOKING OURSELVES WITH BUBBLE GUM AND CLAWING EACH OTHER'S EYES OUT WITH TOOTHBRUSHES.
@alecrutz69795 жыл бұрын
IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BOARN AND RAISED
@nicsbld71325 жыл бұрын
10/10 much good
@xm0ther_batx5 жыл бұрын
This is laterally the best comment on KZfaq
@dannydevito71455 жыл бұрын
Not enough blood or hyper realistic imagery 7/10
@uff1x5 жыл бұрын
Holy Shi*
@Cessated4 жыл бұрын
Squidward: Accidentally tears Spongebob's nose Spongebob: Accidentally says.. *G E T T H E F U C K O U T O F M Y H O U U S E*
@TomDeTank Жыл бұрын
due to his blood loss
@godmodeextreme Жыл бұрын
It has the same energy as the scene in my immortal where dumbledore acts wildly out of character, and the author blames it on him having a headache.
@upgradedspeakermantitan. Жыл бұрын
" *GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE SQUIDWARD* " nah spongebob got caught in spongebob crackpants 💀
@renthewerecat Жыл бұрын
typical blood loss things
@titanicfan-oh3yv4 жыл бұрын
14:37 I wasn't planning on showing the cops my junk XD
@prophswrld4 жыл бұрын
Hoodo, if you ever see this, I thank you for cheering me up for the past 5 years. Your channel is something i turn to when I’m sad, and it gives me laughs every time. Again, thank you, from the bottom of my hyper-realistic bloody heart.
@kittenlover-yk5hx6 жыл бұрын
I'm watching actual spongebob right now, and the music lines up perfectly.
@sallyh14806 жыл бұрын
Spongebob really does have a scene for everything
@tunnaing668411 ай бұрын
“I grabbed a chainsaw and saw the doll in half” is the most coolest thing I have ever had
@evilangel12755 жыл бұрын
How to make a creepypasta 1: pick a subject 2: add too much blood 3: liraly mas upp evry sentanse
@GlowingSmokeMachine4 жыл бұрын
Hiper realisticc stuff
@mousytoons3 жыл бұрын
B l o o d
@daniellemiller1203 жыл бұрын
🚗🔪🏢🛃➡️➡️➡️➡️❕🔪🤬I🔪😔😟🔪
@daniellemiller1203 жыл бұрын
🔪😔😔😔😔😔😔😟🤨😌🤮😥🔪
@wavleoo3 жыл бұрын
u forgot the bad grammar
@CloudySkies176956 жыл бұрын
The Russian text at 26:15 roughly translates to "Death is our only release" Well, that's edgy as fuck, Then again, so is a lot of creepypastas.
@snowthrow61466 жыл бұрын
CloudySkies17695 Ed
@null38476 жыл бұрын
Also it's not even spelled (translated?) correctly.
@Lawboy-mm8vk6 жыл бұрын
That reminds me of 0004
@tomodachilife84346 жыл бұрын
That was a reference (stolen line) from the creepypasta Max and Ruby 0004
@vamp13106 жыл бұрын
it's also in Max and Ruby 0004. This is UNORINGINAL then again, so is a lot of creepypastas.
@Channel-po7jg4 жыл бұрын
30:42 "Where are your periods?" In a puddle under the bed, apparently.
@pundertalefan43914 жыл бұрын
Ew.
@GlowingSmokeMachine3 жыл бұрын
@@pundertalefan4391 r/wooosh
@sweethysteria87373 жыл бұрын
Lol As a female, I get what you mean TwT
@AceTrainerX33 жыл бұрын
... I get the pun now, but I hate you...
@theepicpugmaster7074 жыл бұрын
Creepy pasta authors: HOW DO YOU SPELL BEGINNING! There brain: well sound it out
@novembeth41686 жыл бұрын
THESE WERE JUST HONORABLE MENTIONS?!! *grabs popcorn* This is gonna be wild
@thesponge35355 жыл бұрын
5 main elements of a creepypasta: 1) BLOOD!!! 2) Bloody eyes 3) The word "hyper-realistic" 4) Static 5) The protagonist being an intern or person who works for the company who made the show.
@breathingispog47074 жыл бұрын
Yay!!!! My creepypastas doesn't have these!!(but blood)
@clownsytheclown30774 жыл бұрын
You forget the lost tapes and cd
@thesoldier78684 жыл бұрын
6) "I used to be a big fan of (show), but not anymore..."
@Megablueforce4 жыл бұрын
7) Poor grammar and/or spelling.
@evekhin4044 жыл бұрын
7). They are usually lost episodes or are found on a vhs.
@mollysvibecorner_420694 ай бұрын
"So, I showed them that junk..." "DON'T SHOW THEM YOUR JUNK 😧"
@prophswrld4 жыл бұрын
The fact that I first watched your videos when I was seven, having my mom walk in on me and grounding me to present me, 13, watching your videos all the time. Keep up the great work, Hoodo.
@JacOfAllTrades.5 жыл бұрын
2:52 Anything that tries to present “and then I died” in some epic fashion is just one of my biggest funnybone ticklers. 3:02 the absolute conviction in this presentation is another. Also there’s a lot of waiting/setting out for revenge in this story. 10:01 The mental image that came with this entire exchange was incredible: Just some kid sobbing his eyes out in front of a TV, swearing to Spongebob that he’s not lying. 30:00 There's something great about Strider just slowly degenerating into monotone rambling without stopping with that music in the background. 32:20 Well there *is* this great video on the internet of Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe playing Prince of Persia.
@mattwalters68342 жыл бұрын
Now check this out!
@theactualTVB6 жыл бұрын
christmas time _i sleep_ hoodo's in my notification bell *_I ASCEND_*
@freakfoxvevo79156 жыл бұрын
It's a collab *_A S C E N D E D_*
@Xplainn936 жыл бұрын
Real crap
@GreatWesternFilms11 ай бұрын
The “Brazzers” made me laugh like hell, lol.
@HououMinamino3 жыл бұрын
I'm definitely noticing a trend of very random yet oddly specific passages of time. I was laughing so hard it hurt at these. If I were an English teacher/professor, I think I would be giving failing grades to a lot of people who wrote these, unless they are intentionally bad. The "To Cook Man" one is a CLEAR reference to the Twilight Zone Episode "To Serve Man," which is one of my favorite episodes. Too bad the Creepypasta did not even come close to honoring that episode. Sigh. "King Neptune's Final" made me think that the story was going to be about Spongebob taking a test administered by King Neptune. The title has nothing to do with the story!
@Yaddin4 жыл бұрын
Sponge bob doll: die AJ: *grabs chainsaw* Sponge bob:
@kevinredford29464 жыл бұрын
Spongebob: what is wrong with my fans... please stop...
@decotheepicguy4 жыл бұрын
Spongebob: DAMN.
@Niagaranobs4 жыл бұрын
Spongebob: hyper realistic blood
@Combustible_lemon4 жыл бұрын
you choose the wrong house fool
@granite82364 жыл бұрын
sponge bob : Nani
@WakaranYT6 жыл бұрын
Aye Hoods... I got one question... WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?
@jakeberry95326 жыл бұрын
I did it first, but well done
@WakaranYT6 жыл бұрын
Thanks m8.
@ps4fan7946 жыл бұрын
I have been loading my ak47
@sapphirerhythm64796 жыл бұрын
Wakaran the Hooded Figure I just imagine you as a New Yorker yelling *BADA BING BADA BOOM*
@WakaranYT6 жыл бұрын
DUKNightcore Rythym I honestly think I *would* do that---
@nightmarethefuntime7173 жыл бұрын
spongebob : I will find you in three years 2020 : welcome to the club
@ja-vishaara Жыл бұрын
"There was a save file already" Yeah, because he had played Battle for Bikini Bottom before so there was a save file on his memory card.
@jellybean33185 жыл бұрын
"I in fact puked so hard that you cannot grasp the true form of its pukeyness" Me looking at myself in the mirror everyday
@sm64mandude976 жыл бұрын
I *ALWAYS* had a chainsaw under my bed
@mypokemoncarddecksoyeah32215 жыл бұрын
Dat means the monsters under your bed are dead
@TheAmazingDoorknob5 жыл бұрын
*GREAT* IDEA!
@hankenthusiast61875 жыл бұрын
=:0
@sisior12385 жыл бұрын
Yea U often need to saw a tree in half to make a sandwitch
@dr_redford4 жыл бұрын
I know about the monster thing but why would you have a FRICKING chainsaw under your bed?
@thelegendarybloxycola47273 жыл бұрын
Funny how spongebob character's organs already appeared countless times, but when it happens in a game it's a creepypasta.
@SoshiTheYoshi4 жыл бұрын
“I love SpongeBob and all of the games!” (Five Seconds Later) “I will never play a SpongeBob game ever again!”
@WhaleManMan6 жыл бұрын
The part about Squidward having a removed transformation sequence is true. They thought it was too gross. It's lost to this day, but of course it probably isn't a creepypasta-esque scene.
@kreeper8036 жыл бұрын
MJ Red and then it switched to seaseme street episode 0
@spaceagator80146 жыл бұрын
And the rest of your comment, is lost to this day. But of course it probably isn't a creepypasta-esque scene.
@thebladezmanII6 жыл бұрын
Yeah... All evidence and logic points to it not. watch?v=vw7YXhVe_lg
@kingofgrim47616 жыл бұрын
MJ Red it’s the Mandela effect. I swear I’ve seen the scene but I guess it doesn’t exist.
@imapersontoo81656 жыл бұрын
Kingof Grim Nice joke you got there
@tortellini66076 жыл бұрын
*DON'T SHOW THEM YOUR JUNK* Edit : Thanks for the
@karaoconnoraliasraidra6 жыл бұрын
Minifeg Always sound advice
@earthdragon71295 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but your profile pic is creeping me out
@hazelrollins80805 жыл бұрын
Your Profile is creepy................
@Hazbin_Lunatic22 ай бұрын
“Gary had a scar on his leg” Who’s gonna tell him? 😢
@RedtailArt4 жыл бұрын
Phantomstrider:How did he know my real name, and what was behind me? Me:Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!!!
@rasperryssoda6 жыл бұрын
Your channel gives me life. Seriously. You have made me laugh so hard to the point were I have cried
@ayoutubechannel20486 жыл бұрын
Catalyn O sheepy also try badcreepy pasta
@paperboyskull6 жыл бұрын
I remember when _I_ got stabbed in an act of revenge and I accidentally told everyone to get the fuck out of my house. Tuesdays, am I right?
@b12-013 жыл бұрын
no its chesday
@d.ragonology3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Oh..I got stabbed in the head. And then told everyone to get out of my bar. I guess its a case of the mondays.
@spongebobsquarepants50593 жыл бұрын
What is this real
@gabeshores44754 жыл бұрын
I just got a spongebob ad watching this... What the he-
@hawksfriedchicken57034 жыл бұрын
*whispers* “it’s free Restate”
@tashakeesler98244 жыл бұрын
the Russian language part was "death is our only release." I speak fluent Russian
@therandomartist37904 жыл бұрын
Wow cool. The fact that you can speak Russian.
@Just_an_infamous_feline4 жыл бұрын
Episode 0004
@mikeuchiha59724 жыл бұрын
[ざらんどあーちすと]The Random Artist Yeah that it is
@mochalovessans9934 жыл бұрын
Nice and thanks, wish I knew Russian
@lemonlemon82724 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention that Russian is pretty broken here. Хотя большая часть предложения выглядит верно, и только последнее слово выбивается. Видимо, гугл переводчик эволюционирует.
@PenguinLotion5226 жыл бұрын
9:55 how could you forget about larry the lobster? guess you're not Livin Like Larry
@riverscuomo714011 ай бұрын
Actually, pretty much all CDs work for the PS2; it can play music discs and movies as well as games due to how it's built.
@emaa_m3 жыл бұрын
" This is my favorate part of the game. *the legal. oh yeah the legal part* "
@SamanthaPortUkulele6 жыл бұрын
"I feel like I am going to get my driver's license!" EXCUSE ME? IT'S A FUCKING BOATING LICENSE I AM EXTREMELY TRIGGERED BY YOUR LACK OF SPONGEBOB KNOWLEDGE Anyway, Dennis, congrats on hitting 200k and working with PhantomStrider! Awesome stuff as always.
@kreeper8036 жыл бұрын
Samantha Port and then it switched to seaseme street episode 0
@AleTitan6 жыл бұрын
Samantha Port I'm dying 😂
@-squishboi-71966 жыл бұрын
Spongebob episode ??? Is A R T. You wouldn’t understand. It’s too modern.
@mikeoxlong13956 жыл бұрын
To be honest, you need a pretty high IQ to understand "Spongebob episode ???".
@punstartracer6 жыл бұрын
300 IQ
@Cdr20026 жыл бұрын
-300 IQ
@TheTheninjagummybear4 жыл бұрын
Something doesn't have to be good to be considered art. Quality isn't what qualifies a thing as art... Nor is whether you like it or not. So, it is art. It's sub-par, but it's art, nonetheless.
@kayleighbrown459 Жыл бұрын
"A scar on his legs." Wait....what? Legs?! He's a snail! What legs?! WHAT LEGS?!
@titanicfan-oh3yv4 жыл бұрын
20:43 Because it had sesame street on it
@ScuttleBugReal4 жыл бұрын
23:22 “Then a deep russian voice could be heard in the background saying RA RA RASPUTIN, MEMUS DELETUS, DELETE LAYER!”
@clownsytheclown30774 жыл бұрын
You have to worship shrek he's our lord
@midnightpepsi38716 жыл бұрын
WHY WEREN'T YOU AT FRY COOK PRACTICE?
@lmao.36616 жыл бұрын
Pls stop...
@aarondutton51686 жыл бұрын
YES
@90ssamuel336 жыл бұрын
Midnight Pepsi uhhhhhh HE MADE ME EAT TACOZ
@-cuppiccino-15496 жыл бұрын
U WOT M8
@wearr_6 жыл бұрын
because i am a bitch 8)
@bradenbakertv1903 Жыл бұрын
Spongebob: I Will Find You in 3 Years Main Character: Ahhhh!!!!!!1! Me Watching this in December 2020: Yeah it was a really horrible death
@chunkydawafflecat2 ай бұрын
SpongeBob as a snail man. Its that hardcore stuff.
@GlitchMasterFaZe5 жыл бұрын
Creepypastas: Horror stories that have great detail, relatable characters, unexpected plot twists and giving you the ability to care. Sh*tpastas: Creepypastas that had effort put into the story but have major flaws. (Ex. Repetitive story line, Unrelatable characters, Minor typos, ect.) Trollpastas: Creepypastas that aren't meant to be taking seriously. But if they ARE meant to be taken seriously, then it's a terrible mess. Enough flaws to fill The Titanic and giving you vehement hatred towards the story.
@shutupberdly5 жыл бұрын
Trollpastas are jokes not Crappypastas -_-
@theshrike32565 жыл бұрын
Also referring to stories with minor flaws as "sh*t" is an over exaggeration. You could just call them "Dry Pastas" since it implies that it's not perfect, but it's not burnt to a crisp with flaws.
@TheTheninjagummybear4 жыл бұрын
@@theshrike3256, They may think that because of the new guidelines for the Crappypasta wiki.
@TheTheninjagummybear4 жыл бұрын
An actual trollpasta is a fake creepypasta made as a joke. After the rules on the Crappypasta wiki changed, people started dumping all the bad pastas that didn't get onto Crappypasta there. It went off the rails when assholes decided to start just taking random people's stories from elsewhere without permission.
@LittleMissLuster4 жыл бұрын
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@Xenobork6 жыл бұрын
"Hello, thank you for contacting us about this episode. One thing, how on Earth did you find out about that? Listen, we're very sorry your dreams are now crushed. Basically, we didn't make this DVD. A person we fired made it, and he was always depressed. He was a very quiet staff, like quiet as a mouse. We didn't put the screamer and everything in. We're not that sick. I don't know about the 1997 thing. It was probably a goof or joke made by the creator of the episode. Now, here's my theory. The creator of the episode hijacked the local TV station near [**********] (I censored the name of my hometown) and it aired on your local Nickelodeon station. And the disturbing clips? I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T. I only remember making the title card. I'm very sorry Remco, (yes that's my name) I'm really sorry. Best wishes, the Nickelodeon staff/interns." *THIS APPEARS TO BE A COMPLETE RIPOFF OF THE GRIEVING'S ENDING* "One thing, how in the heck did you find that? I never, ever, EVER, thought I would think about that old shame again. Don't tell anyone this Sarah, (Yes, that's my name), but The Amazing World of Gumball goes back further than you know. I used to have a really boring job as a teen, and I sketched little drawings of The Wattersons and friends. The episode you saw was never supposed to be seen by anyone but me and a few friends of mine. It was a very, very awful thing to do, but we made the episode as a joke. A guy from my old job, who everyone hated, had lost a child to a crazed serial killer, who is apparently still out there somewhere. Anyway, we made it so we could make fun of how he came into work usually, crying like a fool, which is why you saw Mr. and Mrs. Watterson cry so much in the episode. I know, I am deeply sorry for what I did, which is why I tried to bury that stupid thing years ago. Literally, I went out into the countryside with my mates and dug a hole and buried it. What I don't get though, is how you described the blood and guts and stuff. We didn't have any scene with Darwin and Ananias's bodies being found, all that happens in the episode is the parents are informed of the kids being found dead and them crying like crazy. We didn't even draw anything in the episode like that, at all. We're not that sick. Now, this is my theory, the lunatic who killed the man's child found the tape we buried, watched it, and heavily edited it. Then, he hijacked the local TV station near *******, (I blocked out the name of my city, I'm paranoid enough, and it's a small town.) somehow, and got the episode to air on your local Cartoon Network station. Now, why your brother couldn't see it, I have no idea, why it seems you're the only one who saw it, I have no idea either. Sorry, but I just don't know. Now, for the explanation you have been waiting for, the clips at the end. I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T. I'm deeply sorry, from the bottom of my heart, but I don't know why those clips were aired, I just don't. I am sorry, I really am, but me and my mates are just the ones who made those scenes with Richard and Nicole crying, that's it. I'm so sorry Sarah, I'm so deeply sorry. -Best wishes, Ben Bocquelet and everyone involved with, 'The Grieving' ". See what I was talking about?
@laughinwillow6 жыл бұрын
Xenobork Wow
@iDIOTSOFOz6 жыл бұрын
W o w
@Everik-ct6pg6 жыл бұрын
Kinda like how HDTF stole the line *You have My Permission to Die* from The Dark Knight
@firstnamelastname72445 жыл бұрын
@@Everik-ct6pg *_You fucked up my face._*
@rosemarything88438 ай бұрын
I love how every bad creepypasta rips the ending of the grieving
@atree59214 жыл бұрын
When your creepy pasta title is grammatically incorrect and a rip off of a twilight zone episode
@arianaangelaugustine39366 жыл бұрын
Spongebob wanted sandy all to himself... Hmm... Should I call it Yandesponge or spongedere?
@inigocarlos78666 жыл бұрын
DDLC
@thelonepaperclip32416 жыл бұрын
Ariana Angel Augustine spongedere sounds about right