I should know, i HAD that game for my SNES. I practically gave up on it as a kid and decided 'eh FUCK IT'

Jinnath I first pulled it off on my GBC and have been able to do so ever since. then again, I have mutated monster hands.

I used to love Batman Forever on the Sega Genesis. The controls weren't bad.

I'm surprised anyone would rent the game, since the movie was crap.

I actually have that game.

When Mario jumps in Super Mario one, it's very, very stiff trying to redirect him.

You're 30 years too late with that idea champ.

Its never too late to make them suffer, muahahahah!

You said it. Just like Mario Maker uploads. Lol

Mario maker in a nutshell

Of course they can. They know how the game works back and beyond, and they know all the cheats they've put in themselves.

That would be epic..

Someone should find the programmers and give each one of them 80 lashes.

Flash Smith i would imagine them saying he is right

well, this is just a wild guess. Some of the programmers might have been in their 20's-40's. So getting some of the guys who would be in their 50's and 60's wouldn't be that hard. The ones who would be in their 70's might be harder.

+Adam Potter video games arent that old haha

cyanmanta, this is a seriously underrated comment. Lol

Still, I think it's kinda hilarious how he was going on about how Winter Games was uncontrollable and yet when he looked at the camera and away from the game and just pressed random buttons that he actually got the person in the game to do something.

***** One other thing I noticed upon rewatching his "Winter Games" episode is that he said that the B button is never used the video game yet when he says "You do this" we can see him visually press the B button and the girl actually does a figure skating jump.

***** Yeah, that's true. It's not really his fault. It's just a pet peeve of mine.

LOL Thank You for pointing that out

***** old post. But as far as I know some game footage have been recorded before the actual AVGN episodes. So he probably just smashes the buttons to make it look like he's playing

Woa-Uhhh-Uhhh

milk!!!

Sadpants McGee i laugh loud in the middle of night! oh those little bastards. 😁

Facts check out. Looked it up on Wikipedia 👍

The best part of the whole video. Those sound effects in dark castle makes my side ache from laughing so hard!

Generational woes

There is much truth in this.

As a newer gen gamer this is the awnser I've needed my whole life

cheyennedogsoldiers LOL. I’m more of a vaper and I was born during the days of the N64, Sega Saturn, and PS1.

Just become your comment's 666th like

Pressing up to duck is pretty fucked up!

Pressing down... to jump... that has to take the cake.

Smash Bros does that and I don't mind But for platformers it's horrible

rust2rust19

And having a DOWN button to jump is even more fucked up

Glad I'm. to the only one who thought that

GonGames nerd said that in the video

+xXHurdyGurdyManXx I was browsing TvTropes and saw an article about Dark Castle. Apparently, the main character's name is "Duncan".

Or perhaps Peter Pan with a mullet

He IS Shaggy

Matt Revell no kidding

Matt Revell also wii games with motion controls

Levi Castelo most wii games have great motion controls

The Wii was the only console that did motion control right. Still prefer none motion control games though.

TheLonePantheist Probably because the rest needed to get the motion controls while the Wii was still popular!

Lucky D:

+Jake Duran The Nerd has unleashed his Inner Demon! :P

Let's flick that shit switch and crank up that diarrhea dial!!!

ikr best moment in avgn history :D

*Gates of Hell open*

Is there an option to be sentenced to death instead?

I've been to jail, believe me: you wouldn't, nancy boy

Kevin Vuile Rotte Lafaard I went to jail. They put me in a cell with 16 other guys. Nobody bothered me. I just sat around watching tv all day. We even got to eat cheeseburgers and fried chicken. They had one toilet for pissing and the toilet next to it was for shitting. They had a sign on the wall that said "don't let us catch you pissing sitting down". The shitting toilet was marked by a drawing of a skeleton taking a shit. Jail is not as bad as people say it is.

depends on the jail and what you were sentenced for

NyanyanyanyanYanyanya....

I felt the same way!

My favorite episode 😂

***** I love your profile pic. Yukari is my Persona waifu

God, they just get progressively worse with each entry, just like the movies they were based on!

They finally have on *James & Mike Mondays.* 😆

Funny how it's another 'Batman' game.

Who is that as your profile picture? Also, didn't Mass Effect also use the select button to use grenades?

Punch out uses the select button

Castlevania: Rondo of Blood uses the select button for item crashes.

you use select on the menu screen of duck hunt

This is true with a lot of menu screens. Thus, being called "select".

More like "ñañañañaña".

That is actually the sound of your character dying.

I get the feeling that the dark castle game was developed to make everything else the hero. The environment wins.

Nostalfia Critic

+bushbasher85 So is 9:25

+See it or Flick it. 9:25 is my Favorite

See it or Flick it. Flicker

See it or Flick it. Should be his thumbnail

IAMBATMAN

You can't change the controls in that game

Npc_madman Sorry for taking a while to reply. I meant for the game designers, not Cinemassacre.

The Zachvolt k

Because that's not the default controller, and they couldn't be bothered to change the controls to suit the other controllers.

Tisk-tisk, I have never heard such language.

Joarthus I always found that part to be funny. Sorta like Dirk the Daring, just an overall doofus. XD

Ha,I get that WatchMojo reference

Hi Peacock. :3

+Quadarrius cg

Michael Salter You disagree?

Michael Salter I found that he was a lot more crazy than the nerd character, and just look at him work off the nerd when it's mentioned his name is on the game. Those alone got my attention in ways the nerd either hasn't, or haven't in a long time.

Meta E. actually he made it unwatchable for me.....I hate that old fuck

1Sandwitch1 I'd believe it. He really was something out of left field.

Don't get me wrong, he's unique and very sharp for his age. Its just all his so called immature stuff totally didnt go with the video at all....he pretty much took over the whole video....

"Cowa-Fuckin'-piece-of-dogshit" was mine.

Fred Fuchs

And AAAASSSSSSSSSSSS

What about Titus?

i dunno him so xD

I meant Titus the french game developer company. It has made such games as Carmageddon 64, The Blues Brothers, RoboCop and Superman 64. These are just the infamous ones, but there were a few decent publications (like Worms World Party). It went bankrupt in 2005.

oh ok yup but infogram is know for their bad ans hard game and it's the worst enemy of the player of the attic :p

Didnt they make north and south though? That was good.

Apparently he found games that control worse than Superman. I guess it's just his preference.

iamaninsomniac I remember a long time ago looking at a list of worst-controlled games, and superman 64 was the number one spot. I was suprised it wasnt even on here.

shakeitupT Honestly I was surprised too. But I guess these were found to be worse.

Necro response here...it looks he only reviews 8-bit games or their more advanced system ports. He could do an incredible number of games with horrible controls if he included every game machine that has existed.

He already reviewed Superman 64 years ago.

Bruce Grubb as often, this explain a lot..

Worse. They should be made to play them front to back.

i like that

even best idea play it if they cant beat it RE DO THE DAMN THING LIKE MARIO.

frostyguy1989 It should be common practice to play something as much as you can before you release the product. I know such was hard back in the days of the NES and 2600, but nowadays with dev kits for next gen systems, it is just laziness to release a crap product when they have all of the tools needed to test their product before it goes out. Of course programmers are people too, so nowadays for me, I realize that even with some of the worst product I've seen (Ninjabread Man on Wii, E.T. on Atari, Strawberry Shortcake on Atari), there's still hours and hours put into the product. There's a crapload of code, hundreds of hours on even the worst... Crazy Bus on MegaDrive though, there's absolutely no telling what that code for that pirate hack some Chinese guy made looks like. I bet you he didn't even use the standard notation before each line of code, he just used improper lines of code to create probably the worst product I've seen in years.

yes-in fact I can't believe at one point in time the controls in 3d games were like this: on rails-move forward or back and steer left and right. I am so accustomed to today's tilt the stick in x direction to run in that direction that I can hardly play those games. They're not RC cars. MY BRAIN DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!!! I couldn't believe how clunky megaman 64 was when i played it-and even Croc, a game i remember loving when i was a kid. Same with bubsy-it makes even the most basic movements impossible-i had trouble landing on a floating platform-something that should be easy as F*&% on any other game

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*Hong Kong 97 theme*

Burt Rusfield in our hearts it did

Shaq-fu isn't that bas. Thanks for the Versus mode

I think I have played a game with those controls! It was f---ing horrible.

...a game with that controls must have been made by n00bs which are more comfortable with PC controls, so they made a game with PC-like controls. if they really made controls like that because they are more comfortable for the creators, then they are real noobs. they should think about who buys the game NOT JUST FOR THEMSELVES

Is the game Pacland by any chance? That game is a fucking turd.

I don't know the name. I do know it was a platformer.

Sounds like the kind of control layout a Tiger handheld would have.