That would be a useful SCP. Not necessarily a nice one.

Seeing that the pizza box isn’t sentient, it can’t really be friendly. It’s just harmless.

@@sbeveloaf1120 nono, he's got a point.

oh dude, Top Food Based SCPs of all time!

@@michaelporter7629 the foundation thinks it may have a mind of some sort.

I’m so sorry for your loss. I’m glad you’re able to talk about it, and I hope they find peace. I also hope you find peace. ❤️ Stay safe & stay amazing.

@@queendiscord5973 Thank you so much

Just reading this, I will also say I'm sorry for your loss. I'm glad that you are still doing well. I'm also glad that even though the SCPs are fiction and you know it, you have a sense of hope. Keep going strong.

im sorry about ur loss mate (hope 4999 went to see my grandpa before he went to heaven 🥲)

dont worry, he did visit your grandpa and also wizz da burrito boy's friends and everyone you can think of

Awesome and cool!

Pretty sure once the teddy Is done it cuddles up next to it's owner and dies 🥺😭

@@rhyliewilliams8850 Not necessarly; in general the SCP-6330 (plural, this number doesn't represent a single object but an effect that affect multiple child plushies around the world) succeed in defeating the nightmare, though it can receive damages like scratches, wool loss or ripped parts. However, the possibility of the SCP's death has been once witnessed by SCP scientists secretly watching a bedroom with a child and a form of SCP-6330: This time, the nightmare took the form of a dragon, and managed to perform to the Teddy beat what would have been lethal damages for humans. In a last-resort trick, the plushie then pulled a wooden gun from nowhere and shooted the monster at point blanck range, killing it instantly. However, after cleaning the bedroom and disposed of the monster's body under the bed (never to be found by the searchers after the examination of the bedroom.), he did something inhabitual: he began to write a letter for its child. A farewell letter, because he was badly damaged and lethally hurt during this last battle and could not fulfill his role of protector of his child anymore. Even though, he claimed in this letter having had marvelous moments with the kid and je wished him to continue having a formidable life... But without him to project the child from nightmare now. SCP-6330 then went back into the bed, hugged its child in its tiny arms, and then... He didn't moved anymore T_T

There’s a surprising large number of Teddy bear scps aren’t there, thankfully most of them are good (if you don’t 1048’s creations as separate bears)

also somehow manifesting a f***ing gun from the middle of nowhere, then proceeds to write a farewell letter.

This is fr super helpful:)

AND JOSIE IS SO CUTEE TRH

​@@iminlovewithapinkhairedbis6482 ye she is

Next time don't spoil

why does 999 look so evil in the thumbnail

fun fact: they are dying alone, thats why 4999 is there. and i dont mean alone causes 4999 to show up or anything like that i mean that 4999 is literally no one. hes nobody. hes THE nobody. and all those people are dying with NOBODY at there side, NOBODY to comfort them, NOBODY to care for them in there last moments, NOBODY to see them off.

I've written (in high school) plenty of stories of Thanatos on how he makes the dying feel like they leave life in the embrace of a friend by staying with them until they pass and escorting them to the here-after. 4999 reminded me of my vision of Thanatos adapting to the modern world.

my favorite of all time scp

@@joekrafft7125 Same here. Well, if not my #1 favorite then at least close to it. I never really ranked them. So, for now, same here.

Me too

I seriously need SCP-999 right about now

Cold , not cruel

Like that one SCP-001 proposal that was a researcher.

I love cats !!!!!!

@@melgibsonafter5beers329 Cold, not cruel

I relate a lot to SCP-2295. SCP-2295 is almost me except I’m not a bear and I can’t create organs or do surgery but everything else definitely. I too try my best to heal the sick sometimes even I too use parts of myself just not In a physical way. And when all else fails I too will try to make them as happy as possible. And if that doesn’t work I will stay with them and cry with them so at least they aren’t alone.

I was about to comment the same

Perhaps scp-2800, 105, 4818, 4793, 2241 could be the answer

if there was a friendly SCP as strong as 682 then i think it'd have the great benefit of being useful to the foundation

my still can't be put to the wiki SCP called yeetuszilla (not named after my account, but I thought it would be fitting in universe). he is a thaumiel class and has over time become to more than god tier power, but mostly uses strong power so he doesn't get out of control. and is immune to many SCP effects like 2395's clinging to whoever went to the current 2395 universe or blinking, not fully looking away, in front of of scp-173 and it can'r move or being able to look at 096'2 face with no problem

@@yeetuszilla1663 hey maybe I should make a scp of my own

@@SgtSalamander I think it's called Bright as 682.

how's this not have comments

@@br0k3nph0n3 Imma try and make a sentence using what autocorrect uses

I now identify as a purple rubber duck with social anxiety

I whanna this duckkkk :")

I find cuts that I didn’t know I had all the time. But still, strawberry flavored blood? Amazing

Balls

@@Soroer12094👍

It would be but to be fair, having as many as you can at the regular facilities would not only be a much needed morale boost but can help save people's lives to boot.

I could only imagine how many people in the SCP universe 4999 has given peace to, giving someone the peace of mind of not being alone when they die is wonderful

I remember seeing 4999 as a featured article one day while browsing the SCP database. It was so beautiful reading about it the first time, I genuinely cried

Proof not every keter needs to be a violent, world ending anomaly.

@@terrykrugii5652 There was a tale featuring 4999 that I can no longer find. Basically, it was the girl who was turned into a “doll” and left by 4666 (i.e. The Yule Man). Even the Foundation agents who took her statement couldn’t bare to see this innocent girl die in such a sorry state and excused themselves from her hospital room. Then 4999 appeared. He reached for his cigarettes out of reflex, yet thought better of it and put them back in his pocket. He walked up to what remained of the dying child, her eyes removed and sewn shut by Krampus’ other prisoners. She was scared, calling out to ask who was there. And he reached out to her and lay a comforting hand on her. And in that moment she was no longer cold. No longer scared. She thought of happier times with her family and for the first time since 4666 had taken her to its icy lair, she was finally at peace. Within minutes she gently passed away. It was a beautifully somber scene and I have no idea where it went.

Too bad you can’t teleport into paper to comfort her

@@kaleighmarchand2047 use paperizer from Dr gadget then, Henry is one such user, 100% working

SCP-105 lol

Same

@@kaleighmarchand2047 Luckily that's where Blue's Clues comes into play

Thaumiel: I am the containment Appolyon: Who needs containment? We're already screwed, anyways.

If that were the case SCP-4999 wouldn't be classified as keter.

@@cursedhfy3558 No, he's impossible to contain, but wont show hostility

@@tjrex9458 yes, that's Keter

@@cursedhfy3558 No , Keter classes will most likely kill or hurt at some degree any personel

Miss J is also one of my favorites. It’s nice to see another fan. Do you think that she could teach subjects on concepts that were developed after her creation, or do you think she has a finite amount of information?

@@Silver_Sonic_23 I would hypothesize that since she is supposed to be capable of teaching any subject effectively, considering the fact she is sentient and has some computer version of omnipresence (she is aware of all the experiences any version of her has gone through), I would think her anomalous attributes make sure she is up to date with any information in any subject.

@@emperorrevan6992 Thank you.

I would be so freaking happy if miss j was real. Most of my teachers were impatient asshats who didn't believe adhd was real and one that actively encouraged the rest of the class to tease and bully me to "toughen me up". Of course the few teachers that actually worked with me had children that also had adhd.

*slug.*

That is incredibly kind of you. Best of wishes to you and Lucy!

very kind of you! hope lucy is happy now!

You spoke with her in her last 20 minutes? Geez im sorry...

@@rtm117 Did you read the comment good? He said he took SCP-4999's duty. That means Lucy died after they met. And at the end he told that Lucy gone.

@@geteer18 wait how did you know

So looks like that these anomalies can be considered sub-anomalies if we can figure out what the true anomaly is.

That's a cool connection

now my question is, is the end of her body, can you see her organs, or do you see fur? or nothing at all?

@@briana_3077 pretty sure just black

@@briana_3077 late to the party, but it's pure black that absorbs light. think the JoJo censorship of gore.

or the corgi

i agree

@@felixbui9818 same

Their good in their own ways. Like this is more kid friendly but more expressive but scp channels give more info and are very dark but to long and emotionless 😑

@FemonicRBLX ok

​@@haxozrI saw a 4 hour video on the top 3 scariest scps

😂

SCP-2840, The Apex Nightmare.

I save people from the pestilence

@@TheAngelOfDeath000 you didn't destroy Twitter

@@RinRin72769 I shall do so right now 😌

@@RinRin72769 Hahah that caught me off guard

4999's whole purpose is sadder than 1762 change my mind

She could probably teach how to teach ngl

​@@CinnaschticksI know right

scp-1589576

I love Lord Blackwood too. There is one story of him attempting to hunt SCP-682 in France in the 19th Century that is pretty interesting, granted that was back during his human days.

HMMMMMM

that's weirdly interesting

HmhHmhHmmm....

@Femonic The Hot cool

Milka secret

He is a she

No way I just realised your right

Josie is so cute though

Yeah like Josie is just a gorilla tag cat but she's cute

That stuffed bear is so dang wholesome. 😭

Honestly, if you have access to a sapient stuffed bear that can magically stich up organs to save people's lives and you DON'T make sure it has all the materials it needs and access to people who desperately need organs.... well, I sure don't have anything nice to say about you...

"specialized containment experiment" nah, they just treated him with actual decency 🙄 shouldve been what they did in the first place i wonder how many other "evil" scps are just upset at their living situations

I think it COULD be possible for the Patchwork Bear to create a prosthetic button-eye for example, but there ARE limits to its abilities. Apparently its SCP article shows a test log where it was exposed to a patient with cerebral hemorrhaging, and it picked up various materials in distress before simply giving the patient a king-size candy bar and hugging their leg :( It seems if replacing the organ would permanently change the "inner person", the bear can't do it.

Yeah, the original depiction didn't belong to the author. The artist it did belong to allowed it's use, but now the site is changing its guidelines?

Yep but why does that matter here

yes. though the thing to note is they're doing this as an internal decision, even though the artist of the original did give permission, from what I've read.

what

@@rtm117 essentially, you know the main image they've used all this time on the wiki to show 173, the form dubbed 'lord peanut' and there was controversy about the shape in one of the games due to copyright? The wiki has decided to make the site completely creative commons license compliant, and will be removing that iconic image. The original artist of the piece, had actually given them permission to use it on the wiki still, but not the creators of the game, hence 173's model change. Still, the site has made the decision to remove it as they wouldn't fully meet the compliance by their standards with it up.

He politely asked not to be mentioned

Ha ha very funny

@@codysonic1 yep

Did 682 write this?!?!?

THE KETER IS LOOSE!

SCP-105 is probably on all of those lists somewhere.

Top 5 most "compatible" SCP's to humans ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I was hoping someone would mention her!She is very sweet,she has powers to get herself killed,she befriended one of the others(can't remember the number)

@@GamesNStuff12 682. The Unkillable Lizard.

@FemonicRBLX uhhhh.... what ?

@FemonicRBLX what is this even supposed to mean

@@e_is_for_existential_crisis mmm, scp-054 maybe?

No wait I meant 056

@@deaththekid3998 lol, but ye maybe

I dont think he gets along with the little girl so much as his instincts made him be docile with her because otherwise he would have died probably. Either that or her anomalous effect had a reverse effect on him

Since there's no "canon lore" to the SCP Foundation, there's tons of reasons for why it could be - but there's lots of fun theories! One theory is that both SCP-053 and SCP-682 are related to the Scarlet King, so their "hateful, violence-inducing" behaviors cancel each other out. SCP-079 and SCP-682 both hate humanity and wish to genuinely destroy it. Alternatively, 079 wants to connect to a full network. If it can do that, it promises to release 682 - and 682 always wants freedom. There's also a theory that SCP-053 keeps SCP-682 calm because its effects induce rage, but...well, 682 pulls off a Hulk, "I'm always angry" and it simply keeps him content.

@@Videogamefangirl There is another "canon" where 053 is Death of the Four Horseman. 682 being her "horse."

682 isn't a horribly violent creature who wants to kill everything. It just hates humanity and wants to kill us because we're disgusting. 079 isn't human, and they both hate humanity. 053 is ambiguously human. Or maybe her powers don't work on giant death lizards

053 who induces murderous, psychopathic rage in everyone around her who then mysteriously drop dead as soon as they attack her, might in fact have a calming effect on 682 who is after all already in a constant state of rage. 079 who is an old AI shares a mutual distaste for humanity with 682 as they both feel they have been deprived of freedom by humans. 079 has been kept confined in an old, standalone PC to prevent it from entering the internet and infecting and taking control of other computers, much like 682 being kept in a pool of hydrochloric acid.

SAME-

LETS GET THE 3D PUNTERS

it’s not as good as u think, it will lead to disappointment as you have no idea it was a dream, a researcher once committed suicide after waking up.

I was about to comment this

I think

I think so