lol ikr

Right

Foreals

That's what I was about to say

I think it's fucking annoying

+NormalDifficulty Nice responce man. Very true.

+NormalDifficulty you shouldn't feel bad at all you were under presure and made a simple mistake because you were going to fast that's all. It was still super funny though.

Yep at least you're not a scumbag or an arsonist lol

+NormalDifficulty Something tells me you did not look at the Number One Twitch fail. :)

+NormalDifficulty you suck

I know right? This guy couldn't sound more bored/monotone even if he wanted to... there's like 0 enthusiasm in his voice.

ye.... and still have 900k subs like wtf

He totally reads from a script he does not give a fuck about.

fjib :D

Maybe he smoked some weed or something.

He like changes tone at the end of every sentence lmfao

It's kinda smoothing

idd

believe me there is far worse

In a place where, there's loud obnoxious people screaming at me the whole time. This surely is a very nice change of pace. I enjoy it

True...

i thought japanese were supposed to be smart

+Davis609 Nothing like a flaming game of jenga.

They are even geniuses at been idiots. Not every idiot can screw up like that.

Well we can sit here and try to sympathize for the man, but the fact of the matter is he tried to light a match when his hands were covered in lighter fluid, You cant say he didn't feel the moisture on his fingers.

+Jack Fronz lmfao

Wtf is Wong with 4

+MarkymarkJL007 A guy sent in request asking for her to promote his cancer fundraiser, and the first thing she did was fly off the rails, talking about how all kids with cancer are just meant to die, and just overall refusing to promote the stream, and the sort.

For number 4 on the video, she is stupid. No one with with any intelligence would say, "all children who get cancer are meant to die." Cancer is caused by genetic mutations - which has been proven by science. And just assuming she was being stupid, she could have just said, "I'm sorry, I'm doing a stream right now." She didn't have to go on the rant of hers that makes it seem like she believe "fate", "karma", or a "higher power" decides who's supposed to die and/or suffer from cancer. I'm agnostic, and I think that people shouldn't say stuff like that when it comes to things like fate or karma, unless an individual being talked about actually deserves something horrible to happen to him/her for being cruel and/or stupid. I've personally had a childhood friend die from a form of childhood cancer, so I personally hope this woman eventually suffers from the worst, most painful type of cancer that exists. Maybe, it'll prove that karma exists, and she can suffer its wrath. And no, I'm not going against my own statement here because anyone as stupid as her would fully deserve it for upsetting cancer survivors, family members and friends of cancer victims, and by saying something that dumb, if I knew the money would go to her, I wouldn't bother donating to any cause.

+S- CC she is right though all these genetically weak people should of died instead we meddle with it keeping weak genes which would never make it naturally is whats causing the over population of the world

+rslov3r Future Mcdonalds employees

I remember back in the day some kid skipped school to unlock the Barrett on CoD4, kids ey haha

Enjoy indoctrination.

I once knew someone who skipped school to play L4D2.

Most people will end up working low tier jobs like that. With or without college education.

Chilllllls

Number 15 Burger King foot lettuce

@@finbar9840 The last thing you expected...

Which voice

Sounds like Hamilton Morris

wow.

k

love your channel!!!

hi top 5 unknowns

+Top 5 Unknowns how about a collab sometime?

LMAO

+Jj Zylo ikr lmao!

+FoZe Juv Leeettt's geeett roooiiiggghhtttt into the nooosssseeee

LOL

LMAO

+Emilie Murillo yup

Yep

JohnACorp782 You called me a fag darling, a fag is a gay man. I'm not gay and I'm not a man. I find calling people 'fag' to be one of the most childish and brainless 'insults' possible. Might want to check who the idiot is if you can't follow your own conversation.

+JohnACorp782 ... You're dumb. :-)

Nah, just a guy that can tell that you're a ignorant jackass. Playin' like you're hardcore soldier on the internet. It's pathetic. You're sitting here insulting a female with the term "gay". Come on now. You couldn't at least do better than that?

+Drizzo .N Yami holy shit

Envision Hello twin :)

+Drizzo .N xD

Drizzo golden darknesssssss tekee

+AJX-99 kek

+AJX-99 lmao

I'm happy for u unless you're just troll

Don't trolls usually cause a mess against good people? Anyway, completely serious. Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia. Diagnosed somewhere around 5-7 years old. Relapsed in the 5th grade. Didn't get over my fear of needles until I was maybe 15. Had 4 cakes for my 14th birthday when I was stuck in the hospital, but accidentally left them all in the hospital fridge. Did my 6th grade Job Shadow on the therapy dog workers. Fun times apart from, y'know, the whole cancer thing.

+AJX-99 Wow man feelin good for you

He should read horror stories.

i agree. he has to work on having a natural voice. but the video is just fine :) Go on mate!

+FaZe Rug I completely agree with you he could definitly make creepypastas

She can drive a car from the backseat

OMG LOL

+Emmy Jones In theory yes, but her personality makes it impossible. She's been banned from Twitch multiple times because she's "picked something from the ground" and showed her ass and even vagina. Only thing she hasn't shown yet is intelligence. I'm not complaining though. :D

Emmy Jones You're a cancered kid cause you hate her lol

+Clementine Everett Bait too obvious. 2/10

+Swifty Animations More like dumb!

+Swifty Animations lmao, what an idiot. but then again, i dropped my cig in a recycle bin full of plastic bottles. end result, melted my recycle bin down to a bubble gum lol

+Rocco siffredi yeah he is very dumb

I feel bad for him. like, sure he what he did was admittedly stupid, still his stupidity is something to take pity on. At least he learned a lesson about lighters.

Did he ? Did you learn something from your childhood ? Of course you did... fire burns, water wets... can à grown ass man actually throw fire on a pile of paper ? My DOG would not do that.

Fr

Ikr so true

he sounds like a tired stoned dude that had too many sleeping pills

+Alex Thomsen he's used to reading creepy stories.

he was "paralysed"

***** Nice, you managed to sound intellectual until your last two sentences. You still fail to realize that my first statement was accurate. you claim that the subject is very easy to understand, yet you don't understand it. Still, you have the nerve to call me retarded?

+Joon very true, my wife uses a wheelchair and can walk on crutches. However, that guy was clearly faking his issue. Have you ever seen someone with walking issues get up? They can not just easy jump up like this person.

I'm not sure what that has to do with the specific circumstances of the KZfaqr in question, it's an entirely different situation.

Oh the hypocrisy!

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Fat

TatFat

Haha

fuck off

Liam Miller lmao

XD LOL

He has a speach problem, lol he cant fix it :P

it was super calm when he said "he and his relatives sustained injuries"

and when he said "we hope he's okay"

Omg same

+Peer M it probably is

+MrFrisMich nah

I swear it's the same guy that does those boring commentator cod videos.

+Isaiah Mars lol

I know right

His insta name is Alan is chilling YT

who

+Inocencio Acosta Oldschool Runescape player. She told her stream that she had cancer to get donations, then admitted to lying about it, and now denies the entire event. If anyone even mentions the incident in her Twitch chat she will perm ban them.

+Inocencio Acosta a runescape streamer who faked getting cancer for donations and views, just lookup Emily faked cancer

Inocencio Acosta she gets harassed like everyday lmao

***** imagine him saying sorry to you in his monotone voice.."I'm sorry" 😑..see? Cause there's no feeling behind it...o nevermind,at least 5 other people got it

BrittDawg ARF Arf relax Brittdawg, I'm just joking with the guy and I know what monotone is...I'm just giving the guy a hard time

I Know Right lol

+Dylan Coulbeck This is Japan, so it is likely he lives in a flat where putting it outside means throwing it out of the window and it can become someone else's issue.

I would have stamped it the fuck out.

I'm not saying what he did was the only solution.

+lakamokolaka He sounds so depressed :/

James Brewer Not really fitting ethier

Yeah he still does scary facts and mysterious and such

I know and he is great at that, but that tone isn't fitting here Jorge Diaz

+GoodWithHands27 I was just going to say, "Could you possibly sound more bored?"

Agreed

unless it's Qtpie

Streaming is something people like doing. Watching streamers is also something people like doing. Maybe if you're not fucked in the head, a thought might come into your head and tell you: "Hey, maybe I should show my support for this guy that entertains me every day for free?".

Filip Petrovic Streaming is bottom barrel entertainment at best and donating your money to people you don't know is a complete waste, but by all means, go ahead and waste. Also, chances are that if you're watching someone every day they're not doing it for free smart guy. Grow up.

Donating to people you know wouldn't be donating then would it. I bet you're saying that while being the top dog of entertainment, right?

shouldn't you be fighting titans instead of being on KZfaq eren

+GoZuHaZa LOL

+GoZuHaZa ikr, that one had me laughing so much that my stomach started to hurt xD

ikr

it is a brilliant one

LMFAO SAME

+Giancarlo Amaya theyre practically the same thing

DayZ H1Z1 2 completely different games

it's the same thing there's no really no difference

Dayz is a pve pvp based mod and h1z1 is a rip off

+Giancarlo Amaya H1Z1 was in development way longer

+TheBarracudaDriver13 lmao i said the same thing

Dayz is a game just like h1z1

+TheBarracudaDriver13 still wrong hack1Z1

you're*

+Hawkeyeryan20 Before you are copy right claim for mentioning rice man?

+Edward Collazo Before my hit?

The Crew No, before you're hit with a copy right claim for mentioning rice man, you forgot the "hit with a" part.

wasup bra

hai

haii

Heii

hoi im temmie and dis is moi fwend temmie!

+Stephen Filer truuu

+Stephen Filer They have the right to when they have some dumb ass son who drops out of high school to play games without even 100 people liking his content

+Oh yeah aren't you that guy? I wasn't arguing that.

+Stephen Filer yeah I now m8 just pointing that out

+Oh yeah aren't you that guy? *college, not high school.

+Kingchessgaming made me cringe at that point lol

Lol what a noob, it's obviously ZayD...