Top 3 stories that sound fake but are 100% real | Part 14
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Күн бұрынHe had a 1 in 1,000,000,000,000 chance of experiencing this...
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#3 -- "Incognito" -- 0:47 -- A very strange thing happens during a police raid in Detroit MI
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You are at the end. Nothing more exists beyond this. Promise.
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☠︎ Found the secret easter egg in today's video? Be the 1st to comment what it is and where it occurs in the video, and you will get pinned!! ☠︎
@ryanmls 3 жыл бұрын
3:08 jack sparrow
@realgrimgaming2857 3 жыл бұрын
How?!?
@thecringeprophet 3 жыл бұрын
Good job now Mr ballen needs to heart and stamp you
@MrBallen 3 жыл бұрын
That was fast!!!
@roycetolbert9143 3 жыл бұрын
Wow I really thought 💭 I was first , nice 👍 job buddy
@pantherowow77 3 жыл бұрын
Where is it?
@richs4358 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t be the only one that busted out laughing at “they all slowly lowered their guns.... then started beating the crap out of eachother” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@AD-ui6sk 3 жыл бұрын
I was expecting “They talked, called into their superiors and straightened it out but nope 😂
@jamesallen5591 3 жыл бұрын
You aren't the only one!
@suzannax 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 You're not alone
@husseymangtv 3 жыл бұрын
If any of them has kids. Can you imagine the old grandpa story telling time with this one? Lmao they will not believe him
@deadlyzone8304 3 жыл бұрын
Same lol it's better then shooting it out an nothing beats a good old brawl 😂😂
@ellenwhite4059 3 жыл бұрын
“GET ON THE GROUND” “NO YOU” *starts beating each other senseless*
@robertthegamer28 3 жыл бұрын
That must have been one tense situation, lucky no one was shot!
@bsqwahlE 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right.
@adamleonard9958 3 жыл бұрын
*proceed to fall in love*
@brandonperry857 3 жыл бұрын
Ironic neither group examined the credentials presented and just figured a battle royale was the more professional route
@slam.p 3 жыл бұрын
@@adamleonard9958 what
@WizLene-kv9ko Жыл бұрын
Can we give a major applause for Brenda's psychiatrist ? They did not brush Brenda's concern away and immediately set an appointment for her! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
@kenzilovitsky2216 Жыл бұрын
Sorry. But good doctor send her by myself... so... bad doctor
@Diamond.The.Dragon Жыл бұрын
@kenzilovitsky2216 What?
@idk-42069 11 ай бұрын
@@kenzilovitsky2216When you learn to speak english, please come back. And maybe you can edit your comment to make a little sense. 👍
@facts9144 10 ай бұрын
@@kenzilovitsky2216improve your English dummy
@andreasolis85 10 ай бұрын
Great doctor!! In fact psychiatrists are suppose to make sure people can live their lives as normal as possible and stabilize them with the best treatment for them, whatever that means as what works for someone may not work for other person, many mental health diseases have no cure but if the patient can find peace and acceptance it helps them a lot to improve their life quality
@leahreynolds852 Жыл бұрын
Michael’s guardian angel working overtime at this point 😂😂😂 this man is one lucky guy.
@Carizma101 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree. If I where his guardian angel, I would tell him jokingly with love: "If you don't stop soon, I will be overworked and have a breakdown! " 🤣🤣
@MyTimelord11 Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced he's the main character
@TheKRAZYKID195 Жыл бұрын
Crying 😂😂😂😂
@shanewarren195 Жыл бұрын
Yep because everyone has a Mythological fairytale creatures protecting them…
@nyx348 Жыл бұрын
@@shanewarren195 u’re such a goofball so funny and always keep jokes going
@mattcraig163 3 жыл бұрын
Voices in head - “Hello, we’re here to help and we’re definitely not a hallucination” Person - “That’s exactly what a hallucination would say............”
@amymoriyama6616 3 жыл бұрын
That story is a strange one. Typically, hallucinations aren't helpful. It makes me suspect that they were not actually hallucinations and were real. The questions are though, where did they come from and why did they bother to help this random woman? If it were some secret government program test, how would they have known about the tumor? If it were extraterrestrials, why would they want to help this specific woman and not many of the other women out there who need help? There are so many questions and no way to ever get any answers and I am not one who can be comfortable with that.
@mattcraig163 3 жыл бұрын
@@amymoriyama6616 strange things happen. There isn’t always a satisfying answer. These were almost certainly hallucinations. What else do you call voices in someone’s head??
@junyaitadakimasu3515 3 жыл бұрын
@@amymoriyama6616 my exact same thought process..I started to say the same but could not articulate it as well as you.. who knows..
@kaylaanderson4533 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: it was her Bluetooth earpiece on a call with a doctor all along 👀
@wykydytron 3 жыл бұрын
@@amymoriyama6616 or it's fake story as it's not documented in any scientific manner it's just word of mouth. Voices were probably coused by tumor, it's well know our brain is well aware of many of many things bothering us but most of time it's just communicated by bad feeling or unease. Tumors are known to generate voices or even giving ppl some new skills before becoming life treating. Some ppl after removing tumors get to keep new skill as changes in brain often are permanent. It may seem like gods work or magic but 100% of time it's just science.
@elish142 2 жыл бұрын
Great customer service from the voices in Brenda's head, they deserve 5 stars in yelp
@dianakosianka5344 2 жыл бұрын
I think those voices could have been her guardian angels
@eaglewinnings8003 2 жыл бұрын
Voices in my head need to do better
@franksullivan6541 2 жыл бұрын
I’m saying!
@buttkicker3816 2 жыл бұрын
This is a good comment, not no bells canyon nonsense.
@toxicyouth94 2 жыл бұрын
I know. I give mine half a star. My life sucks
@radchik 7 ай бұрын
Yea, the crazy part to Brenda's story was HOW FAST she was able to see the doctors after the voice instructed her to see them.
@michaeldoran4367 5 ай бұрын
No kidding. That's the main reason I hate doctors
@freddyrose7815 4 ай бұрын
England is good for this kind of thing
@SpaceKadet1454 3 ай бұрын
@@freddyrose7815 actually its the opposite. that is what made it more shocking
@lesley4085 3 ай бұрын
@@SpaceKadet1454you’re right, actually the wait time for an MRI on the NHS at the moment is 6-18 weeks depending on location but in 1997 I have no doubt a month would be the norm 😊
@effaroundfindout 3 ай бұрын
Right? I have to schedule THREE MONTHS out for a freaking psychiatrist here in California so I've just given up and stayed depressed 😢😢
@particles343 Жыл бұрын
I had a friend after hs that was kind of schizophrenic. I think he did have symptoms, and come to find out, he had a brain tumor. Had it removed. Basically, he went back to normal. Got off drugs. Joined the navy. Living a good life.
@dinkvjr 9 ай бұрын
Good to hear
@MeowingCat835 3 ай бұрын
Very relieved to hear!
@Strype13 3 жыл бұрын
"Since you have no symptoms, we should probably just wait and see if the tumor does anything." "Doc. It's literally talking to me."
@Misssydney 3 жыл бұрын
Omg I just realized that some tumors have teeth and hair!!! What the fuck! I think it really was trying to talk to her 😆
@patrickdean9797 3 жыл бұрын
that has to be it , the tumor reached self awareness and started talking to her it said we want to help you what else could it be can they broadcast sound into our heads that would be pretty scary
@lamppuu1 3 жыл бұрын
@@patrickdean9797 the voices said "me *and my friend* used to work in a children's hospital and *we* want to help you" in the beginning.. 🤔
@Strype13 3 жыл бұрын
@@patrickdean9797 Yeah, it's pretty strange. If it was colon cancer or something, it would be pretty easy to dismiss as 'regular hallucinations' or something.. but the fact that it was connected to her brain actually makes it quite intriguing in my opinion.
@einienj3281 3 жыл бұрын
That story was so creepy.. 😳
@alobster1966 3 жыл бұрын
Michael is the main character and we're all just side characters in his world
@19mills87 3 жыл бұрын
Na bro he's a npc in our story with plot armor, the game says he can't die that way lol
@Jp-ui3fw 3 жыл бұрын
It’s his ocean 🌊 we’re just swimming in it. 🏊♀️
@BetterDayz33 2 жыл бұрын
yt played this after the story of cain and abel
@MrSigma_47 2 жыл бұрын
He was swallowed by a whale and didn’t suffocate or die from blunt force trauma. *HE WAS 57 AT THAT TIME* 😳
@teonnechapman1420 2 жыл бұрын
He has Mc plot armor
@agdoren Жыл бұрын
Michael's mutant power: luck rebound. An incident of extreme bad luck triggers and immediate reaction of good luck.
@lejames5987 Жыл бұрын
Brenda's story was all weird and all but the thing that perplexed me the most is that the voice said "...My friend and I used to work at the Children’s Hospital." Are they ghosts? Or workers from a very technologically advanced science facility that they can communicate via telepathy? Or aliens that lived with people for a period of time? Oh my..
@dqena Жыл бұрын
I believe brenda was targeted out by people basically breaching her privacy by using neural monitoring scans. Thats how they found her tumor US military scientists reported that a procedure called transcranial direct current stimulation (tDCS) boosted the mental skills of personnel. The devices are available on the open market, but there are concerns over their safety. Most people who experience these “hallucinations” are called targeted individuals And i for one can tell you, they’re not hallucinating. There is petitions and new laws being proposed against this technology being abused by ex neuroscientists and gangstalking groups targeting innocent vulnerable people out for personal gain. Much of the technology has been developed for hospitals to diagnose or treat medical conditions, but some of the tools - such as brainwave monitoring devices that allow people to play video games with their minds, or brain stimulators that claim to boost mental performance - are finding their way into shops. Makes me think people within that “children’s hospital” wanted a lab rat to test it on.. Unfortunately that was Brenda. But these and other advances in neurotechnology raise fresh threats to privacy and personal freedom, according to Marcello Ienca, a neuroethicist at the University of Basel, and Roberto Andorno, a human rights lawyer at the University of Zurich. The suggested new rights assert what the researchers call cognitive liberty, mental privacy, mental integrity and psychological continuity. The first of these concerns a person's freedom to use, or refuse to use, brain stimulation and other techniques to alter their mental state. If adopted, it could defend people against employers who decide their staff might be more effective if they zapped their brains with weak electrical currents.
@miinfl7143 11 ай бұрын
Ikr? I wonder if she didn't look into any staff of the hospital who died at about the same time.
@Murdermagictricks 11 ай бұрын
Time travelers😊
@Broeckchen 11 ай бұрын
Or guardian angels 🤭
@MeowingCat835 3 ай бұрын
@@Broeckchenyour version seems like the most correct one. At least to me.
@KaeYoss 3 жыл бұрын
Voices: "Would you participate in a short survey about customer satisfaction?"
@nuggetsaurusrex 3 жыл бұрын
I'm dieing hahahah
@GlitchedMuse 3 жыл бұрын
Voices: "We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty."
@dianne4867 3 жыл бұрын
@@GlitchedMuse I would lose it If I heard that 😂
@MrsBrock1258 3 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆
@deminerdg8911 3 жыл бұрын
"4/5 star service"
@Kiterpuss 2 жыл бұрын
I love that psychiatrist's willingness to give their patient a recommendation for a brain scan just to alleviate stress. So many people would say that it was a waste of medical resources or that allowing it was just enabling a delusion, but the reality is that lasting stress has very real consequences on the brain and heart. Even if she had no brain tumor, the scan would have helped alleviate her anxiety and would have helped her.
@JellyfishJosh1 2 жыл бұрын
I had anxiety and panic attacks because I was having really weird head aches and thought there was a tumor in my head. My doctor let me have a scan just because I asked for it.
@TheTrueReiniat 2 жыл бұрын
@@JellyfishJosh1 My brother had the same problem with weird heart aches and shortness of breath, our cardiology doctor thought it was nothing but still let him have the scan, which came clear, my brother was very relieved and has recovered since then, we still dont know what caused it, I joke with him that a girl must have broke his heart XDDD
@clairepettie 2 жыл бұрын
Tbf, one possible cause of auditory hallucinations is a brain tumor, especially in someone with no history of hearing voices or family history of schizophrenia. Glad you're okay, Jellyfish Josh and brother of YWLEO.
@SongJLikes 2 жыл бұрын
You are not thinking like a member of the profitable medical community. You KEEP patients stressed/unhealthy, so that they are DEPENDENT ON MEDICAL SERVICES to treat re$ulting ailment$ a$$ociated with general $tre$$/unhealthine$$. Capitalism 101.
@JM-bc2ll 2 жыл бұрын
@@SongJLikes i bet you smell horrible
@Major003 Жыл бұрын
I sure hope Michael started calling himself "Jonah" after his ordeal. What an incredible life he's had in his 59 short years of life! It seems like he's been through 5 lifetimes of wild events. He seems so young when all that's put into scope. Mercy. Thank you for the amazing stories, Mr. Ballen!
@lunar_dude Жыл бұрын
Brenda’s story sounds like she had a guardian angel. That’s so crazy that she was saved from a brain tumor by her hallucinations. I’m glad she’s healthy now :)
@slicingonions4398 9 ай бұрын
It wasn't a tumor it was an alien device that was implanted in her brain to stop a very strong demon from possessing her body this demon has 1 person every 100 years it can possess but the aliens stopped it but the demon tricked her into removing it now it has control of her body very sad case
@ST1TCH916 6 ай бұрын
Or she's a schizophrenic/this shit was made up for publicity, and you religiously brainwashed people are gullible enough to dive into it and throw your money at like everything else your churches do
@Sniperboy5551 3 ай бұрын
She had a brain tumor, hallucinations and acute psychosis are well-documented side effects
@lunar_dude 3 ай бұрын
@@Sniperboy5551 I’m well aware. However, people usually don’t have hallucinations that end up being premonitions / knowledge they wouldn’t have already known. While it is entirely possible that it is just the tumor causing a physiological issue, I choose to believe there is more to it than that. There are a lot of things we don’t know about our universe
@ryansooter1246 Ай бұрын
Unironically sounds like god saving her idk if she was a believer but I wouldn’t be surprised if she was the story sounds crazy
@agni2003 2 жыл бұрын
It’s the “we are pleased to have helped you, goodbye” for me. Such great service from Brenda’s voices in her head
@O_Ciel_Phant0mhive Жыл бұрын
I know. That was so wholesome
@TyeArtisik Жыл бұрын
😊
@geovani60624 Жыл бұрын
yes, my ones never actually told me anything usefull, just the usual kill your whole family stuff
@kareem9621 Жыл бұрын
I’m sure this part is fabricated… allegedly, after the removal of the tumour, the voices were gone so how would they have managed to say goodbye?🤔 Crazy story nonetheless, the voices in my head only activate when I see bubble wrap and tell me to pop it lol
@Kenny-yl9pc Жыл бұрын
It could be some kind of aliens that maybe do like to watch some people like a real life alien big brother and they grow to like some people and decide to help them maybe. I mean I dont know but the thing is it happaned and is documented so we cant argue the facts and given it is so fantastical what happened the explanation could be too very fantastical like the aliens that helped. Or angels or whatever but ther is no common sense explanation for this. Given there are many things we dont know and dont understand it could be some being that helped. I mean we help ants for example they cant fathom what is going on you know becasue they live in a 2 dimensional space while we live in a 3 dimensional space there could be beings that live in higher dimensions like the 4th and we are made through evolution to only see and understand the 3 dimensions but the beings living in the fourth can. Niel de grasse tyson has an interesting explanation to this dimensional thing and it could be maybe related to this. You know for an ant they cant fathom the 3rd dimension which is height/vertical plane and for example an ant can only use the space of an table in 2 dimension length and width and in their understanding they dont have more room but we know that we can stack things up and use the 3rd dimension ie the vertical plane. In the ants world they cant fathom that if you take something from their 2 dimensions and put it higher in the vertical plane, for ants its like it disappeared. And for beings in the foruth dimension its the same if we have a room and see it full we think we ran out of space but the being can say why dont you put it here in the fourth diagonal plane or whatever we call it. And they take the box and put it there. But for us it looks like it just disappeared the same like for ants in the with the vertical space. So wo make it short who knows maybe the beings living on earth in the foruth dimension helped and intervened in this case. I mean I dont know I am just creativley imagining how it could be explained since there is no explanation and I wanted to try. What do you guys think?
@dagiggles2290 2 жыл бұрын
Before leaving, the voices in Brenda’s head said “Actually, there is something that you can do for us in return for helping you…Do you know the way to Bells Canyon?”
@Max-js7zr 2 жыл бұрын
This comment needs some love😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dagiggles2290 2 жыл бұрын
@@Max-js7zr finally! Thank you. Lol
@kalameet7772 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 nice one
@aryan_26820 2 жыл бұрын
Bells canyon 🤣🤣
@PinkLady4 2 жыл бұрын
That story came up a few days ago for me 🤣💀
@anyathepanther7977 Жыл бұрын
First Story: This is why police districts should TALK TO EACH OTHER!
@davinasquirrel7672 Ай бұрын
A little bit of coordination between precincts goes a long way...
@sarahrawson626 Жыл бұрын
The whale story had me laughing so hard. I really enjoyed listening to how you told it.
@shelbyraymond8815 2 жыл бұрын
brenda’s own brain had to get in her ear like ‘bitch we gotta go to the doc. NOW!’
@eluvsfood 2 жыл бұрын
lmaoooo nah fr, those voices were some real ones cause what if she never knew about that tumor
@SILOPshuvambanerjee 2 жыл бұрын
Brain is what makes us special
@Tajik-840 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@brandontaylor6677 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes your brain would be like "oh I need to go to the doctor." But here it's like "YOU NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR!!!"
@witchesofessex1 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂
@TWillis62 3 жыл бұрын
Psychologist: You’re fine Voices in head: idk, maybe you should get a second opinion 🤣🤣
@MrBallen 3 жыл бұрын
Hahah this is clever
@TWillis62 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrBallen I try lol
@mazie7952 3 жыл бұрын
👍😆😆
@Lazy_Prophet 3 жыл бұрын
Well, if a psychiatrist says "your fine" after you tell them you're hearing voices, you should get a 2nd opinion lol
@mazie7952 3 жыл бұрын
If the psychologist says your fine after hearing voices then he needs to see a psychologist
@user-fb7wo8gx6f 7 ай бұрын
I absolutely loved the lobster story.Thrilled by all. I'm running out on KZfaq videos. Any suggestions on your archives? I've back pedaled and ran out. In my nursing home your stories entertain me. Thank you my new fun friend 😊
@loririsk 11 ай бұрын
Man, I wish I had a "guardian angel" like Brenda had. Awesome story. I love that no one died and no one was having to be arrested. Great story, regardless. Added this one to one of my favorites. I rewatch the episodes every month or so. :D
@moonspun4evr 4 күн бұрын
That was God speaking to her. I experienced similar
@_zoeyshaa_ 2 жыл бұрын
Michael Is the only diver ever to survive on this channel.
@ProTuner06 2 жыл бұрын
Technically, no.
@OriginalWorkOfArt 2 жыл бұрын
I was absolutely stopping by to remind everybody about Chris! That was nuts. I love when people survive in these stories. Too rare.
@dertythegrower 2 жыл бұрын
The story is not even true. You can tell he is faking it, by the way he tells the story.
@miumiuwony 2 жыл бұрын
@@dertythegrower This statement is not even true. You can tell you are faking it, by the way you tell your statement. (Another example of what you're implying)
@_zoeyshaa_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@dertythegrower nope :) go away fake check mark!
@TheCpadron19 3 жыл бұрын
Human: Gross I just swallowed a bug. Whale: You're no picnic either bud.
@corablue5569 3 жыл бұрын
🥰🤣😂🤣😂. Too funny dude!!!
@cavemanlovesmoke4394 3 жыл бұрын
I would have shit myself in the whales mouth . An unexpected parting gift I guess?
@aarmy913 3 жыл бұрын
😅
@lamac5770 3 жыл бұрын
And it rhymed!🤣
@rosiered3403 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 🤣
@blake1896 9 ай бұрын
She has to be the only person actually saved by voices in her head😩😩
@moonspun4evr 4 күн бұрын
I was. But I knew it was God talking to me. Not "voices"
@ivanchevez9681 10 ай бұрын
Back in 2009 i had a left lobe frontal mass removed from my brain that turned out to be malignant. Fortunately it had walls and was not in a very risky area to operate on. But had i been hearing voices in my head saying i need to go see a doctor before i was diagnosed i probably would've listened to it.
@moonspun4evr 4 күн бұрын
That was God talking to you. Same thing happened to me. You may be one that doesn't believe. But it's the truth
@yzjlouize 3 жыл бұрын
Michael’s guardian angel: “GODDAMNIT MICHAEL NOT AGAIN. IM QUITTING AFTER THIS”
@Bearthedancingman 2 жыл бұрын
That guardian angel needs a raise!
@MrSigma_47 2 жыл бұрын
lmao, Michael was 57 and he didn’t stop fighting to stay alive. He didn’t even drown, I know I would knowing it’s a 1 in a trillion chance.
@weekann2825 2 жыл бұрын
the Michael story bout the eat by whale was famous bro i just see it few week ago on news and youtube
@territimmerman140 2 жыл бұрын
You made me laugh so hard!!
@elijahcole3933 2 жыл бұрын
Most guardian ANGELS probably blaspheme God in their first word, sounds like a good joke.
@kateyolinn6314 2 жыл бұрын
Michael's life was a series of insane side quests that nobody else could complete
@colinmcfarland9997 2 жыл бұрын
This is funny as hell!
@alfiona7951 2 жыл бұрын
So he's just a pro-gamer at life?
@SadbutTrue84 2 жыл бұрын
Michael Townley 😂👍🏾! Dude got 5 stars🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟! I didn't know about the "Jonas" Mission; I gotta go back and play GTA again🤣!
@theorangegremlin334 2 жыл бұрын
He got that wild wasteland trait
@sleepy5222 2 жыл бұрын
He's literally immortal i would've died seconds after being swallowed
@patriciatardugno9983 Жыл бұрын
The voice in that lady's head, saying "We work at the children's hospital", THAT entire sentence seems very wired, from "a voice" in someone's head. It all seems very, very weird for voices in someone's head. LOL
@Stefanie_Thompson_Fithian Жыл бұрын
Maybe it was a guardian angel and not a mental illness voice. But the guardian angel is usually around the children’s hospital but got an assignment to help her. Voice doesn’t automatically mean mental illness. There’s also divine intervention from God.
@epic7224 Жыл бұрын
@@Stefanie_Thompson_Fithian 100% divine intervention.
@KitsuyuutsuR Жыл бұрын
I don’t know what’s more amazing, the voices in Brenda’s head or the whole being casual about being swallowed and spit out by a whale thing 😮 AMAZING!!!
@Simona9554 2 жыл бұрын
Michael: *gets into trouble* His guardian angel: Ah shit, here we go again
@atmosk9991 2 жыл бұрын
Lol exactly my thoughts 😅
@DuchAmagi 2 жыл бұрын
His guardian angel: Can't you just fucking listen like Brenda did?
@philiptucker7590 2 жыл бұрын
@@atmosk9991 Michael’s Guardian Angel - “ALL YOU HAD TO DO, WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN MICHAEL”!!!
@jewcyk8268 2 жыл бұрын
Mine is always thinkin the same. I need to chill.
@vanessadodge1610 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@kumachix_2655 2 жыл бұрын
I could imagined the scenario where Brenda just ignored the voice in her head, passed away from the tumor, and when she arrived on the Heaven's gate, a person opened the gate and said in Morgan Freeman's voice: I told you so
@imthegirldrakewastalkingab1689 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 OMG
@MartaGisela20 2 жыл бұрын
Or hell
@darrellboone9274 2 жыл бұрын
Like the joke of the guy,who was stranded on his roof,during a flood;he was offered a canoe,a speedboat,and a helicopter,for rescue,but turned them down,because he expected God to perform a miracle to save him;once he died and went to Heaven,he asked God why there was no miraculous save of his life;God told him: "I sent a canoe,a speedboat,and a helicopter to save you" 😳
@PJKassak12 2 жыл бұрын
Morbidly funny
@Nox_Desiree 2 жыл бұрын
@@darrellboone9274 Often miracles come via very unmiraculous way
@OGEEBAEEE803 Жыл бұрын
If only everyone could have those voices all the time to tell us what to do on a daily basis
@mousethatroared1213 Жыл бұрын
"Ah, these things happen ... " That is so New England coast! 😄
@radglou18 3 жыл бұрын
Voices really just said "we are pleased to have helped you, goodbye" like they just helped Brenda fix her WiFi
@airhorn07 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@lolawhiterabbit 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao I was just about to say, that they signed off like those voice machines when your done w/ a task by phone
@IanCaine4728 3 жыл бұрын
"Please stay on the line to complete a customer service survey about your experience today."
@AussieLana 3 жыл бұрын
🤣👍✌🦘🐨🇦🇺
@Weird.Dreams 3 жыл бұрын
"Thank you for listening" - Morgan Freeman
@ml.kimoni 3 жыл бұрын
Humpback Whale was like ,"My bad homie, you looked like a small fish."
@googleuser9383 2 жыл бұрын
Kanye west is a g@y fish. Just letting you know, my homie.
@trashyspeeds266 2 жыл бұрын
@@googleuser9383 thanks homie
@emilytorrez4667 2 жыл бұрын
So you think I’m ✨ SkiiiiiiinnNNNYYY✨
@carioca602 Жыл бұрын
Hey John, great job as usual. I was remembering that a while ago you put out a little survey that asked us about different topics we'd like you to cover and what our preferences were. On that note, I'd like to tell you that more stories like the one about Brenda I just heard, would be really, really awesome! If you added a few more like that, with really amazing endings, that's something that most stories we hear told on social/media outlets these days are lacking !!!
@maivaiva1412 Жыл бұрын
Anyone interested in Brenda's story might also be interested in reading to Oliver Sacks' book The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat. Damn good read about hallucinations, misperceptions, externalized inner voices et cetera.
@katiesimpson4514 Жыл бұрын
Love Oliver Sacks. That is an excellent book too.
@les_5184 3 жыл бұрын
"they went to celebrate the fact that she hadn't actually lost her mind" *me every Saturday night* 💃🎉
@KP_Gem 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@les_5184 3 жыл бұрын
@great day Thank you, I will make sure to listen to this while I'm getting ready on Saturday night.
@Veeena 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment under this video
@dacarvoid45 3 жыл бұрын
lmao same.
@tabbiragan915 3 жыл бұрын
I related so thoroughly to this that I had to make sure he wasn’t talking about me for a second 😂 it wouldn’t be my first black out or omnipotent voice and probably won’t be the last lol
@Jaclynn.aka.Torikisu 3 жыл бұрын
Michael's guardian angel, "Sigh, Not again, Michael. Come on..."
@GeneralKenobiSIYE 3 жыл бұрын
That guardian angel has been working overtime and needs a raise.
@martell203 3 жыл бұрын
Why are you like this? 😂🤣🙈
@abbyiswatching2046 3 жыл бұрын
Guardian angels have to train somehow.
@esmeraldavelasco3560 3 жыл бұрын
@@abbyiswatching2046 😂😂they was prolly tired of him
@abbyiswatching2046 3 жыл бұрын
@@esmeraldavelasco3560 His guardian angels, by that time, had probably turned it into a drinking game. 😆😅😂😇
@loisannlovelace8988 Жыл бұрын
Your videos and the way you tell these stories terrify me, but that’s a testimony to how brilliant your story telling is. That 2nd story was chilling! So happy she had her surgery. Some things are unexplainable and goes to show that we as humans don’t know everything
@SlimStarCraft 11 ай бұрын
Who are u talking to? Hes not going to see your comment lol
@rjanechannen3513 9 ай бұрын
Working graveyard shifts and Mr Ballen keeps me company for a year now. Thank you!❤
@donniejoy4469 3 жыл бұрын
Micheal: *DIES* Grim Reaper: "Are you SURE..."
@kimberleycombs9896 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@MultiMoo20 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@ml.kimoni 3 жыл бұрын
Grim already tired of his antics 😩😂
@seijasb Жыл бұрын
Brenda's story is awesome, particularly cause at first I was thinking that the tumor is what caused the voices plain and simple, and her body, amazingly self-aware, basically just used that to verbalize the situation to her. But then the fact that they say "goodbye" after the tumor is gone is baffling, and funny too
@unscinfinity3337 Жыл бұрын
fucking service guys don't leave my head
@kirag3637 Жыл бұрын
"Till the next time, Brenda. We will notify you if/when you're going to have another major health issue".
@danktankdragkings7117 Жыл бұрын
as a Brian surgery patient it's not baffling it's like phantom limb syndrome. I absolutely feel the space in my brain that's missing. I have a theory that when the big injury happened my body took random knee neurons to try and plug the hole and that's why I can feel myself think. I bet she had phantom limb like recall of the voice. Brains are so fucking cool.
@stephaniehal1480 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. Tumors can grow hair and teeth, and god only knows what else, why not lips and vocal cords. Lol
@amc56 Жыл бұрын
@@danktankdragkings7117 👁❤🧠Z
@dressagerider31 Жыл бұрын
Brenda's story is really shocking. Thankfully she was rational enough to believe what was happening to her. Even a little bit of questionable history might have made her or her family or doctors to not believe her.
@ElysetheEevee 11 ай бұрын
I had a dream that someone told me my mom had a brain anyeurism when I was in 4th grade. The only issue was that I didn't know what an "anyeurism" was. I had to ask my librarian at my school (whom I liked to talk to) what that is. She told me. I begged my mom to get a scan for about a decade before she finally did. She did have one. An intact one, sitting in her brain, but there nonetheless. Still has it, over a decade later. Sometimes the voices are telling the truth lol.
@moonspun4evr 4 күн бұрын
I experienced similar recently. That was God speaking to you
@Hazaxdous1027 3 жыл бұрын
MrBallen’s kids and grandkids are gonna have the best bedtime stories 😂
@MrBallen 3 жыл бұрын
Yessss haha thanks!
@the_little_angel8424 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Hazaxdous1027 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrBallen you’re welcome lol! But it is true tho 😂
@Hazaxdous1027 3 жыл бұрын
@@the_little_angel8424 hahahah
@Lamtitude 3 жыл бұрын
They’re gonna have nightmares after hearing them too. Lol
@suze6083 3 жыл бұрын
Her voices were clearly her guardian angels. “We are pleased to have helped you, goodbye?” “Thanks?…I guess..”😂😂
@victorchairez4018 3 жыл бұрын
She's a reptilian
@Sy3ll3_ 3 жыл бұрын
Lol my uncle had an experience with his I wrote the story in a comment lol
@moonspun4evr 4 күн бұрын
That voice was God. I experienced similar recently
@hellcat58563 Жыл бұрын
It is possible to have audio hallucinations (sounds or even voices) with a brain tumour, but boy were these ones accurate. When it got to the part where she went inside the hospital to ask for a brain scan I did snigger a tiny bit and think “good luck with the NHS waiting lists Brenda.” Good to hear that all was ok in the end.”
@stephanielucero6311 2 ай бұрын
The only time cancer told on itself 😂 The voices were most likely audio hallucinations that were fueled by her deep subconscious that noticed the warning signs. Just like in a dream, they say it's ruled by our subconscious thoughts. My grandfather didn't find out he had a brain tumor until he fell on his ass one morning in the kitchen and couldn't get back up. Shortly arriving at the hospital they saw there wasn't anything physically wrong from his fall.. other then some slight bruising. he was also confused - saying the wrong year wrong president wrong location where he lived etc so they checked his head thinking he must have hit his head and not remembered. Unfortunately it turned out to be cancer, deep in the middle of his brain so they couldn't remove it all. He would die 9 months later. Brain cancer can do crazy things to you that's for sure. Like for example.. we could only have on nature shows. If anything had people in it he would think he was living it. When we watched spy kids .. he paused the movie looked at me and said "are we going to be okay ?" He was truly scared... Another time it was me myself and Irene he was watching.. I was walking past and he called me Irene. I'm glad this lady got saved by her tumor.. I've seen brain cancer first hand and it's not a fun way to leave this world.
@HorrorsofCody Ай бұрын
I love the fact you said "on holiday" to accommodate the Brits lmao thank you for your service 🙏🏻🇺🇲
@hpargymspiration2337 3 жыл бұрын
The voices: "do you know how to get to bells canyon?"
@wilfridjoseph5222 3 жыл бұрын
Lol i remember that episode
@ashleywilson1238 3 жыл бұрын
Good one
@BonnieBeats 3 жыл бұрын
Creepy that voice, at least if its that sentence, if not, its funny 😂
@halfsquatchshortbeard3435 3 жыл бұрын
Bells canyons is a euphemism for vagina
@kjcraine96 3 жыл бұрын
@@halfsquatchshortbeard3435 Correction Bells Canyon is a euphemism for g-spot 😂
@NoBody-dp8bd 3 жыл бұрын
The voices in my head only want to discuss my car's extended warranty.
@hi-fi7wt 3 жыл бұрын
Pfft-
@scottcantdance804 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously, I can't believe how many phone calls I get about my cars extended warranty. Whenever I see a call coming in from the area code of my phone number (I don't live in that area code) I ignore the call.
@jeremyvigil4138 3 жыл бұрын
@@scottcantdance804 me2 I must have like freaking 10 number blocked cuz of that shit
@n.t.b.network6558 3 жыл бұрын
Mine keep asking me if I want to install solar and contribute to the grid
@annaelisavettavonnedozza9607 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyvigil4138 it is constant 🙄
@Azujia Жыл бұрын
This episode is absolutely brilliant! Well done Mr. Ballen
@Polyphemus47 Жыл бұрын
I second that.
@therealalphafemme 8 ай бұрын
This episode was the BEST! The voices, Michael and the Whale, DAMMIT MR. BALLEN ❤️❤️❤️ sigh… I want to be like Mike 😂
@AnonYmous-mc5zx 3 жыл бұрын
Mr. Ballen apolagizing for his voice is like that one friend who's a clean freak apologizing for "the mess".
@deep1012 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Ali-kb8gr 3 жыл бұрын
Lol yes! 😂
@Jaker2123 3 жыл бұрын
Ya …. That’s me …. Busted.
@waituntil 3 жыл бұрын
If I see two more bottles and a towel lying around and someone calling it a "mess" I am gonna puke on their clothes and we can call it an "accident"
@LittleMacscorner 3 жыл бұрын
We must protect him from disease, animals, and himself! Any sign of trouble and I'm shipping hand sanitizer, tissues and a small pox vaccines cause.....why not?! (Actually 99.99% he got that in the Army like me :P) Why? Because these stories MJST continue, no matter the cost!
@Cas000000001 2 жыл бұрын
Before leaving, the voices in Brenda’s head said “Actually, there is something that you can do for us in return for helping you…Do you know the like button?"
@brigetteebejer5407 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha well said
@amylynnsgraphics Жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂
@hellcat58563 Жыл бұрын
Or maybe they asked the way to Bells Canyon
@amylynnsgraphics Жыл бұрын
@@hellcat58563 omg!!! These are gold!
@barbarahendershot2588 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@judyedwards7144 Жыл бұрын
Love listening to you tell stories 😊
@carioca602 Жыл бұрын
Great job on these stories, man. More like them any time 👍👍👍
@Bexebeche 2 жыл бұрын
Michael: I was inside of it! It tried to eat me! O.O Whale: It was inside me! It tried to choke me! O.O
@entrepreneurialadventures760 2 жыл бұрын
The Whale to his mother: MOM IT SWAM INTO MY MOUTH AND JUST STOOD THERE PUNCHING MY CHEEKS AND IT TASTED TERRIBLE!! Momma Whale: Now,now Johnny what have I told you about making up stories....
@sanstheskeleton9965 2 жыл бұрын
Not funny didn't laugh
@colemcgrath1718com 2 жыл бұрын
skeleton oh well
@amberzotz8893 2 жыл бұрын
@@sanstheskeleton9965 I sure as shit did 🤣
@kittensoundwave3480 2 жыл бұрын
@@sanstheskeleton9965 Then why are you here
@sarcasm-83 3 жыл бұрын
When I was 26 years old, dressing up one morning, I heard a voice in my head say: "There's a 2 for 1 sale on adult male socks at the nearby store... just thought to let you know, as most of your socks have holes on em." I asked the voices "Do you mean 2 socks for the price of 1 sock, or 2 pairs of socks for the price of 1 pair?" They replied "Don't be a fucking smartass" and I never heard from them again.
@deminerdg8911 3 жыл бұрын
Your voices tried and failed
@ANONM60D 3 жыл бұрын
😂 comedy gold
@NixLaLoupe 2 жыл бұрын
Did you get the socks? Lol
@aaronsmith4940 2 жыл бұрын
I think your just crazy, but I don't judge
@garbageboitm7960 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t know if that’s real but if it is it’s kinda hilarious
@harijotkhalsa9496 Жыл бұрын
I used to work for a doctor of oriental medicine. He was a very spiritual man and psychic/spiritual things would happen around him all the time. He was old and going blind so I helped him by driving to his clinic and back home etc. One time I was walking him to his house and I distinctly heard some kind of radio transmission. I couldn't discern what was said but it definitely sounded like a brief call on a radio, it sounded operational in nature. This was on the open lawn in front of his house, there was nothing in that area that could have made that sound. I asked him if he heard it and when he asked what it was I told him there was something that sounded like a radio conversation. He would often say wise things straight from his intuition, sometimes they were enigmatic. This time he something like, "Maybe they're talking about taking us in." After asking what he meant I understood that he was talking about being ushed into the camp of some advanced and positive entities, perhaps after he dies. It was so interesting, like it was a message of spiritual intervention, but it wasn't very spiritual feeling. It gave the sense that there are some extra dimensional folks who are very much boots on the ground. Now that he has passed I can only imagine what sort of company he has joined. That was the only time I've ever heard something like that.
@charlotteparrish9015 Жыл бұрын
Strange dark and mysterious is my jam I recently got into your videos and I really enjoy your storytelling keep it up I especially love paranormal stories
@dhdhensmsm3280 3 жыл бұрын
I expect michael to find the Atalantis at this point
@brockteders6286 3 жыл бұрын
@@seamenow5108 maybe the injuries he sustained
@smit1000 3 жыл бұрын
The only evidence that he was swallowed by a whale is his word and his friends. No photos, videos etc he also has a history of really unusual stories.... yeah I do not believe the story is real.
@Eurisko229 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe we should ask Michael to go solve the mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle.
@roolenoir3183 3 жыл бұрын
@@smit1000 sigh ... well what I like to do is really deep dive into a story I think is fake.
@gator9339 2 жыл бұрын
Michael is Aquaman
@jasonhorton 3 жыл бұрын
Great some water/sea based anxiety to get my day started…
@NiteStorm324 3 жыл бұрын
Here before this comment is famous
@MrBallen 3 жыл бұрын
The best way to start a day
@stephsman51 3 жыл бұрын
You should check out the cave diving vids 😬
@callmevegito 3 жыл бұрын
Sup jason
@Obombba 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrBallen I thought the title was supposed to be stories that sound fake but are %100 real
@user-fd7sq6xq7j 12 күн бұрын
I once heard a voice telling me to watch MrBallen every day, and since then I've enjoyed every story. 🙂
@saraha8219 4 ай бұрын
You'd think someone walking into a hospital asking for a brain scan *because the voices in her head told her to* would kind of be its own "clinical justification."
@kaleighbell6797 3 жыл бұрын
Next episode: Michael gets struck by lightning while spelunking
@bamboozled1668 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist.. Michael is secretly the Like button undercover 😂
@bfreeman8786 3 жыл бұрын
He'd probably live... lightning has some really messed up "side effects" like crystallized kidneys. Lost a best friend to damn lightning... years later and dialysis, etc...
@taranyoung8561 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣 yeah!! I'll be tuning in!!
@bonnyblue9399 3 жыл бұрын
While wearing a suit of armor.
@ghstproject 3 жыл бұрын
@@bonnyblue9399 While eating a raw lobster.
@jackcravford8744 Жыл бұрын
I just love how Mr. Ballen laughs when saying "they started to beat the crap out of each other".
@RyanSpike 8 ай бұрын
I was about to comment I love the way MB's voice slightly fluctuates when he says that.. then I saw this 😆
@williamwelsh1034 6 ай бұрын
Thank you Mr Ballrn for your great stories!
@amysorelle8064 Жыл бұрын
That was so funny. Seriously, I love your stuff, all of it. But I never have never laughed so hard out loud alone about the stand-off. It sat very well on my funny bone. Cool beans
@lydiapetra1211 11 ай бұрын
I love this series.... thanks!
@BrokenAbyss 3 жыл бұрын
You shouldn’t apologize for your voice, you should apologize to the like button for how you treat him. Edit: I didn’t expect to become famous from this comment but here we are. I create true crime documentaries on this channel I commented with if anyone’s interested. My dream is to collab with MrBallen one day.
@MrBallen 3 жыл бұрын
Hahah
@taMeska 3 жыл бұрын
D:
@BillysChains 3 жыл бұрын
Like button: “please apologize yes please.”
@nou2569 3 жыл бұрын
@Louielol Sort yourself out mate
@AmberAndDansCarnivoreLife 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@tacticalmoose7783 2 жыл бұрын
Voices: “We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty for some time now and this was the best way to reach you.”
@NeonBigDummy 2 жыл бұрын
"I've come to talk to you again, about your extended car warranty"
@Micahfugatt 2 жыл бұрын
can i have a kiss cuz i love this comment
@christyluvs80sXo 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂 So true!! Those calls are relentless!!
@tacticalmoose7783 2 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Hammond you good bro?
@tacticalmoose7783 2 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Hammond aRe you good bro?
@deathvvitch 10 ай бұрын
It’s so crazy to think there’s someone out there helping ppl with brain tumors but also unintentionally making them think they are mentally ill. Ik I rlly wish they could’ve helped my mother in law the way they helped Brenda
@Katherines_journey 10 ай бұрын
Im so sorry, your mother in law is still with you, just in an another dimension smiling and laughing feeling amazing emotions realising shes not gone and she can see and feel you, she loves you!❤
@stevelundquist2417 11 ай бұрын
Yo Ballen. That cop beating cop story was probably the funniest thing I've heard in years. Keep on kicking ash!!! Great content. Great channel!!!!
@whatizreality0124 3 жыл бұрын
This guys guardian angel must be a LEGEND in Heaven ...
@peterlyall7488 3 жыл бұрын
Lets make this Legendary guardian angel into a Marvel super hero..Because he deserves that kind of status!!!!
@BBK81788 3 жыл бұрын
I was going to say something similar maybe it's God. I was always told we all have a purpose.
@whatizreality0124 3 жыл бұрын
@@peterlyall7488 Well angels are androgynous so they'd fit right in .
@mirallornestarchild3019 3 жыл бұрын
Either that, or he is talking to his angel friends saying, "this is the one. He's gonna get me fired and cast into hell."
@chriscreed6410 3 жыл бұрын
Depends how you look at it. His guardian angel might be constantly screwing up. Lol.
@justcallmejessz3712 2 жыл бұрын
The London Hospital who did not just immediately dismiss and judge Brenda when she randomly walked in talking about voices in her head is so impressive.
@kdmill7563 2 жыл бұрын
Clearly not the American healthcare system, where you could come in with a gun shot to the head and be told it’s stress and you’re crazy.
@colemcgrath1718com 2 жыл бұрын
@@kdmill7563 lmao
@kittensoundwave3480 2 жыл бұрын
@@kdmill7563 That's legit. I hobbled into a hospital here after falling from a tree, they did expensive tests and xrays for 9 hours, told me it was just anxiety. My foot was swollen and HURT. Went to a foot doctor, he took one look at my xrays, and within seconds pointed on the picture the hairline fracture I had, bone pinching in there. Most "local" hospitals here are ass.
@andyye1515 2 жыл бұрын
@@kittensoundwave3480 sigh that sucks
@Mark-wr4od 2 жыл бұрын
I was actually treated at that hospital last year for a (thankfully) temporary neurological condition. Was seen within a couple of days of symptoms occurring and saw a specialist, had a scan and multiple tests over the next few days, numerous follow-up appointments, and within a few months was completely better. Obviously pay for it through taxes, but never had to worry about getting my credit card out! God save the NHS - and feel sorry for my American cousins.
@seanm7539 10 ай бұрын
Hey man your stories are awesome keep it up Mr. Ballen
@jacobtommer-1653 Жыл бұрын
Happy to see I was here when these started now man is at 7 mil subs that’s crazy great work I’ve watched almost every story love them all.
@Jenacide 3 жыл бұрын
When you think you're living in the most dangerous part of the city but everybody around you is secretly police larping as criminals
@doeeyedfaun4020 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that you used the term LARPING so casually cracked me up.
@urmaker 3 жыл бұрын
Had to stop the video and tell my wife about the undercover cop story. We were both rolling!
@MrBallen 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@I.T.Acoustics 3 жыл бұрын
All fun and games till she pulls out a badge
@Bacteriophagebs 3 жыл бұрын
I once saw a female undercover cop talking about how when she did prostitution stings, she wasn't allowed to solicit, she had to wait for them to solicit her. One time another cop from a different precinct was undercover as a john and tried to pick her up, and they both kept talking around the issue trying to get the other to say something incriminating until eventually the male cop gave up. She only found out who he'd been much later when someone heard the story from both her and the guy cop and put it together.
@Novastar314 3 жыл бұрын
So funny
@XxTRIPLE-EX69Xx 3 жыл бұрын
Do a collab together
@zarroc1632 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the videos they’re soo good
@judiejackson4312 Жыл бұрын
Nice hair. I think it's the very first time I had the very special treat of finding out how your hair actually looks without a hat on. I just want to say , that after all this time I am delighted , thanks for that, and thanks for your great content
@brandonzzz9924 2 жыл бұрын
"The brain is too complex to understand itself" "Yo Body, I found a problem. You might want to check this out"
@tengupengu 3 жыл бұрын
Death is really wanting Micheal… Life is like “nope that’s mine”
@malinasmodernlife1679 3 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I said to my man. It feels like death is always hanging around my family and friends!!
@NoFace862 3 жыл бұрын
He the main character
@marolatv618 3 жыл бұрын
That's because Michael is #blessed 😂
@shawngregory612 Жыл бұрын
Hey brother. To start off I love your stuff. Secondly I am one of Uncle Sam's misguided children. Specifically 2nd force recon out of Lejeune. My wife I ghost hunt and have both seen alot. It's cool to have a frog man report on this kind of stuff. Makes it more believable to have a man with green face report on this. . Thanks brother. Keep it up...
@Stefanie_Thompson_Fithian Жыл бұрын
What if it was a woman with a green face? Still believable?
@PridelessChickz Жыл бұрын
All you're doing is entertaining and loosing demons.
@melissastallings4748 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service, fellow chaser!
@joannecollins1818 Жыл бұрын
Awesome stories !
@hotbabe1306 3 жыл бұрын
The first one is literally the Spider-Man pointing at each other meme
@inassh8685 2 жыл бұрын
Michael's guardian angel deserves a raise!
@NeonBigDummy 2 жыл бұрын
And God was born...
@justsomepotato1554 2 жыл бұрын
so does brenda's
@santibls 2 жыл бұрын
Michaels guardian is probably tired as fuck from all the work he has had to put in. No telling how much overtime and overhead he has incured.
@bostonrailfan2427 2 жыл бұрын
@@justsomepotato1554 …if that story ever happened, it’s way too phony for my tastes
@effaroundfindout 3 ай бұрын
I love dark and mysterious the most but these lighthearted strange stories are a nice change of pace once in awhile ❤
@maxine6745 10 ай бұрын
Awww man, I’m sorry you feel bad and I can hear it but thank you still for the great story’s❤
@killcomis 2 жыл бұрын
Brenda is the only person in the world who's ever heard voices that were helpful.
@utilitarian 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone who had experienced them knows how surreal it can be. I'm glad she got some help and not fobbed off!
@remixtape3677 2 жыл бұрын
Lol. Probably true.
@killcomis 2 жыл бұрын
@@remixtape3677 usually it's like "your mom's a witch, set your house on fire" But this voice was like "get help lady"
@DeezN00tz99 2 жыл бұрын
funfact there are studies that say what the voices say varies from where you are from and live.
@mommy2libras 2 жыл бұрын
Not true. It's just that usually we only hear the stories of people whose voices led them to do horrific things because that's the news that sells. People whose voice were helpful (generally in minor everyday ways) or neutral (not helpful ot unhelpful, just there) aren't as interesting to society in general. "If it bleeds, it leads" is a real thing.
@stillhere1425 2 жыл бұрын
That whale is telling the story to his friends far less casually and with great horror.
@mathiasslim 2 жыл бұрын
“And then, this guy just swam right into my mouth. It was all I could do to get him to leave”
@devinwallace4183 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@mollscadman 2 жыл бұрын
Aww 😂😂
@alicecuriosityoftenleadsto6288 2 жыл бұрын
I was swinging my head around trying to throw him out....
@vaszgul736 2 жыл бұрын
imagine accidentally having the most dangerous animal on earth in your mouth
@DonGustavoAtYaamava Жыл бұрын
Absolutely! That's the way voices sound. I heard it and it only laughed and repeated my name. "Tobey! Ha,ha,ha...." Over and over.
@rosestiles1820 Жыл бұрын
Really interesting narrative very exciting ❤
@ironheart1923 3 жыл бұрын
Note to self: Never every befriend Micheal. You'll be a side character who's purpose is to give him a sad backstory. 😭
@drivewaystar6485 3 жыл бұрын
*voices in Brenda's head:* "Do you know how to get to Bells Canyon?"
@momoni368 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 classic
@Dominexanbarbie27 3 жыл бұрын
This will never get old
@april8669x 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!!! I knew I wasn't the only one!!!
@Novastar314 3 жыл бұрын
"You have arrived at your destination"
@oAgL214 3 жыл бұрын
My father(may he rip) had a similar experience. People communicated with him telepathically. Then, after a while, a letter came for him by mail, by those same people. He was so confused as they knew his address (Mexico) but he was so scared about all of that, he got rid of the letter. He never told anyone but my mother. That happened to him before I was even born and he never stated any names, any indication as to where they were or who they were or anything. They, according to him wanted to help him develop/learn about his "gift" but he never replied and ever since he wouldn't talk about it. He was never the kind to lie about things, especially something like this. You could easily write it off as some kind of hallucinations but the physical letter, describing his interaction with that person, was proof it wasn't his imagination.
@1234Daan4321 8 күн бұрын
The fact that they both saw each other's badges, and still decided to beat the crap out of each other is just unbeleivably hilarious to me
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