Top 5 BEST pet reptiles you can ACTUALLY OWN!

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Жыл бұрын

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@LEZORDZ Жыл бұрын

Steve has seen some shit lmao

@gamingforever9121 Жыл бұрын

Fortunate son starts playing

@E_4_N Жыл бұрын

💀💀

@zaikoreborn969 Жыл бұрын

Bro saw the beginning and the end

@boredomisinevitable Жыл бұрын

@@gamingforever9121 goooooooood morning Vietnam

@tikimillie Жыл бұрын

I guess you could say he’s been rattled

@Mr.SlappyTF2 Жыл бұрын

i like the angry shoelace. does it need an aglet for when its too angry?

@Dodgemod Жыл бұрын

It needs string.

@Mr.SlappyTF2 Жыл бұрын

lol

@jaybonn5973 Жыл бұрын

Are you 23

@Mr.SlappyTF2 Жыл бұрын

24 as of 2 days ago

@jaybonn5973 Жыл бұрын

@Jordan Lemke happy belated birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 Now for a serenade: Through the eye of a needle Time to loosen your tongue Got a tip how to make ends meet 🎶

@glitchknight409 Жыл бұрын

"Hes just steve" Steve: *vietnam flashbacks and visible PTSD*

@joo_jaekyung.248 11 ай бұрын

fladhbacks

@glitchknight409 11 ай бұрын

@@joo_jaekyung.248yes, fladhbacks

@Boomsnipz 10 ай бұрын

*Paranoid: By Black Sabbath intensifies*

@jr2904 9 ай бұрын

@@Boomsnipz "finished with my woman..."

@genoandhotshotshortz 6 ай бұрын

And enderdragon flashback Minecraft

@coolaydan1786 Жыл бұрын

I feel like the "Literal Rattlesnake" was just a rattlesnake that wandered into his house

@thathondaguy9670 Жыл бұрын

HE JUST HAS A WHOLE RATTLESNAKE FREE-ROAMING

@chrismckay3868 Жыл бұрын

As opposed to having half a rattlesnake free-roaming?

@thathondaguy9670 Жыл бұрын

@@chrismckay3868 yes.

@tetsutetsu7206 Жыл бұрын

@@chrismckay3868 obviously not, it’s opposed to having third of a Rattlesnake free roaming

@chrismckay3868 Жыл бұрын

@@tetsutetsu7206 it gets so messy when that happens...

@Totally_not_a_lizard_person Жыл бұрын

Lets be honest. In the U.S. most of us have a whole rattlesnake someplace. He just knows where his is..

@grootatron Жыл бұрын

I love how raptor seems to be the only one who has free roam of the place.

@michaelpressley8040 Жыл бұрын

Well I doubt that having a sand viper a rattlesnake or Steve would be good free roam pets

@grootatron Жыл бұрын

@@michaelpressley8040 I know, it's just funny

@michaelpressley8040 Жыл бұрын

@@grootatron ye

@link2g715 Жыл бұрын

@@michaelpressley8040 Steve is obviously very polite. Anyone with the name steve is a great guy

@1994AustinSmith Жыл бұрын

That rattle snake appears to be free roaming.

@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 Жыл бұрын

Of the medically significant snakes I'd argue rattlesnakes are inarguably among the most polite.

@ExhaustedScarf Жыл бұрын

Brand new sentence.

@marsar1775 Жыл бұрын

id have to agree. they even announce their presence when scared so you got one last chance to back off

@ExhaustedScarf Жыл бұрын

@@marsar1775 Rattlesnakes also often give dry bites About 1 out of every 3 Rattlesnake bites inject to venom. The bite may still need medical attention, but it won’t envenomate and kill you. Even when they fight, they offer a chance to live. Rattlers really just want to be left alone, and I respect that

@sillyperson1610 Жыл бұрын

very polite snake

@eliotb.1219 Жыл бұрын

@@ExhaustedScarf omg that’s honestly really cool. Where I live, rattlesnakes are the only venomous snake (various species) you would come across in nature. There’s a field/hiking trail a few min walk away from my apartment that I like but I know for a fact rattlesnakes live there because I can literally hear them sometimes Because of that I avoid going there as often as I’d honestly like to. But the new info I just learned from you encourages me to go for it, especially since it’s so close to home in case of an emergency Side note I am not afraid of snakes, I literally have a corn snake and a ball python lol, but I am afraid of venomous snakes especially wild ones Also I love biology and learning new things and fun facts so thank you!

@nuggets2015_geometry_dash. 11 ай бұрын

s t e v e.

@dragonlord7987 11 ай бұрын

s t e v e.

@kimsteen8185 11 ай бұрын

s t e v e.

@Wandering-silk-moth 11 ай бұрын

S t e v e.

@RFX16 11 ай бұрын

s t e v e

@petunia7217 11 ай бұрын

s t e v e.

@MrAfrojoe89 Жыл бұрын

Me: Steve.. you alright buddy? Steve: gumit came and took my baaeeby!

@tiahalibel06 Жыл бұрын

😂😂 Family Guy

@user-zn4td3tp9i 10 ай бұрын

Underrated comment 😂

@couchblanket4404 Жыл бұрын

I'm terrified of snakes, but I love these videos. Seeing them in such a non threatening light is kind of therapeutic.

@danielruud224 Жыл бұрын

I feel the exact same way, im absolutely terrified of these animals, but it feels so good seeing them just be friendly with this human demon

@Griffin050A1t Жыл бұрын

I also have the intense desire to hold the angry shoelace

@chelmastly5802 Жыл бұрын

I’m begging you to google snakes with hats, snakes in sweaters, and my favorite, snakes blowing bubbles in their water dishes. I know the fear of snakes is super strong and common, but pet snakes have so much personality, despite what people think! They’re good noodles I swear

@couchblanket4404 Жыл бұрын

@@chelmastly5802 Those guys in sweaters were adorable, and the one with hats were hilarious (they still kind of freaked me out at times). Also, for whatever reason, those guys blowing bubbles was goofy enough that I wasn't unnerved seeing them move around. Thanks for the recommendations! Also, just wanna clarify, I don't dislike snakes. They scare the heck outta me, and I don't want them on me, but I know snakes are pretty chill for the most part. I live where there are a lot of them, and if they won't bother me, I don't bother them. Snakes are cool in my book, and I honestly wish I wasn't scared of them, so I could own one.

@rebeccawhite3731 11 ай бұрын

o, try and find those videos of snakes with hands. someone dubbed over animal videos and gave them little arms, they did it with birds to i think.

@YourL0cal_Introvert Жыл бұрын

“This is Steve……… hes just steve” 😂💀

@queenbee21861 Жыл бұрын

Idk why but the name STEVE for the cobra is fitting, 😂like he looks like a steve😂

@vandergrift5557 Жыл бұрын

Steve doing a small bow in the end

@AbbeyKitty1013 Жыл бұрын

watching mlp fart

@Lil_Angel_Films Жыл бұрын

That's polite

@_StarChild_ Жыл бұрын

I can just see the lil angry shoelace screaming "yaaaaaa" at straight up 3am if s/he could talk😭- Edit: what the fawk, already 700 likes?? Jesus

@landonsimon1266 Жыл бұрын

Are you afraid to miss gender a snake?

@alissacheck4194 Жыл бұрын

@@landonsimon1266 Do you confuse respect with fear a lot?

@zamaii_ Жыл бұрын

is ketchup considered a smoothie?

@djackson37 Жыл бұрын

@@zamaii_ it not widely considered one, but it is

@deputyodeath.6316 Жыл бұрын

The fuck is the horny demon owl doing hete

@sergiozeren1237 11 ай бұрын

The land flounder is this chilling in the pit of foam and then he says like help me but to be honest he is still cute he might be the cutest one

@gamar356 Жыл бұрын

Legit curious about owning a sand viper, i probably never will but like, how is caring for them? I know theyre venemous but they just seem so chill

@Mashy8722 Жыл бұрын

I love Steve. He’s jus doin Steve things…

@DinoGoofHybridHero7531 11 ай бұрын

Why…do you have two of the most venomous snakes in your HOuSe?

@frostbite9743 11 ай бұрын

cuss cute long danger noodle

@DefinitivelyNotCthulhu 11 ай бұрын

They’re not the most venomous but they’re still venomous. The most venomous snakes live in Australia (Australian Brown Snake and Inland Taipan) because of course they do. You can also defang or remove the venom gland of venomous snakes so they’re incapable of inject venom into you, causing them to be safe as household pets.

@DinoGoofHybridHero7531 11 ай бұрын

@@frostbite9743 THOSE ARE STILL DANGER NOODLES

@DinoGoofHybridHero7531 11 ай бұрын

@@DefinitivelyNotCthulhu oh, really? Ok ^3^

@frostbite9743 11 ай бұрын

@@DinoGoofHybridHero7531 yeah but who could resist booping that nose

@daleford8621 Жыл бұрын

Raptor is by far the coolest of the bunch. His jumps are hilarious 😂

@Hbomb411 Жыл бұрын

That rattlesnake was too busy investigating that electrical cord looking like a "brown, angry shoelace" on the floor trying to figure out if it was friend or foe.

@sneezeswithwolves 11 ай бұрын

this channel is bizarre. Venomous snakes seemingly kept in the bedroom, weird thirst traps.... this content is weird but at least it isnt "bull frog vs hornet" tier

@AzzureSky Жыл бұрын

I love angry shoelace! So cute and so angry!

@ereynoldful3974 Жыл бұрын

Well shit...as a 2nd generation north Floridian i can attest ..that yes thats a literal damn rattlesnake. Amd dont worry, as a southerner i promise im not here to tell you a story about a cottonmouth chasing me to my doorstep.

@zamzaddy8535 Жыл бұрын

I own a crawfish pond and live in Louisiana let me tell you these cotton mouths are ruthless I have at least a years worth of cottonmouth stories

@ereynoldful3974 Жыл бұрын

@@zamzaddy8535 I really feel like their should be a reddit thread dedicated to those stories. My closest neighbor is terrified of them but she'll stand out there and get close enough to take pics of a big fat timber rattler

@kitsumekat Жыл бұрын

So, are you going to drop the cottonmouth story or...?

@-Kurt... Жыл бұрын

What about stories involving balls of cottonmouths in the water nightmare fuel?

@JustARoamer Жыл бұрын

The cottonmouths in Mississippi are spicy bastards! Especially when big! They'll fuckin attack a car out of spite and they HOLD GRUDGES

@ichigokurosaki8724 Жыл бұрын

Hey dude i have been wondering do you like have anti venom for all the venimis animals you have or do you have to get some at thr hospitals if you get bit

@chelmastly5802 Жыл бұрын

It’d have to depend on where you live, but your best bet when keeping venomous animals not native to your area is to live within an hour of a zoo with the same nonnative species. If you got bitten by a monocled cobra and went to the general American hospital, they’d just scratch their heads at you and be like “well shit” since they sure as hell don’t see that often enough to have that stocked. Antivenom is stupid expensive per vial and expires quickly if not kept cool, so it’s also not sensible to just keep it on hand, especially for nonnative species-you also need different antivenins for different species, so there’s that. So, again, live near a zoo or larger facility with the proper antivenom on hand, and be prepared for a hell of a fine, as well as maybe losing some fingertips or toes at the least and limbs at the most while not dying from the envenomation.

@Amy_the_Lizard 11 ай бұрын

@@chelmastly5802 You could also ask the hospital to store a vial for you and offer to pay for it, I've heard of people doing that as well (definitely expensive, but safer than nothing if you don't live near a zoo) You could also keep some at home as long as you store them with proper refrigeratoration

@lizillusion2318 Жыл бұрын

Best pet reptiles… and two of them are infamous for their venom lmao.

@EnlightnMe48 10 ай бұрын

Steve was probably bullied by the angry shoelace.

@CurryBoy17 11 ай бұрын

The Land Flounder is like it has been caught doing something 😂

@nickkuiper32 10 ай бұрын

I dig Steve for being his true self. Mad respect

@thebutler4471 Жыл бұрын

Land flounder killed me 💀

@Makadakarov 11 ай бұрын

Mmmm, s h o e l a c e

@mitch5944 6 ай бұрын

Steve looks like he's permanently staring into the eternal void and witnessing the endless unfathomable horrors of the infinite universe.

@BlackAssBilly 10 ай бұрын

I don't know but I feel like Steve is having PTSD from the snake war

@4way.entttt Жыл бұрын

Steve had been through a lot mannn

@reivax3734 11 ай бұрын

Steve is going to have a kill count along with #5

@Tdkrusgs 11 ай бұрын

Land flounder looks like hes living his best zaza life

@Shabutie554 6 ай бұрын

Steve is awesome. Such a chill King Cobra

@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677 11 ай бұрын

Bro that's literally a cobra.

@Shadowassassin908 11 ай бұрын

Whatchu mean? Its just Steve

@shawnee3349 10 ай бұрын

i t s s t e v e .

@ILOVEHORRORDCANDMARVEL 10 ай бұрын

It’s just s t e v e He’s so s w e e t

@NicPTheMeme 7 ай бұрын

No its Steve

@emmagoodman1379 Жыл бұрын

"Number 4 we have steve....hes just steve"😂😂😂

@twistedgabriel4774 11 күн бұрын

People: “Reptiles ain’t cute!” Reptiles:

@maxthebear7765 10 ай бұрын

Wow this guy’s enthusiasm DEFINITELY makes me want to get one of these.

@fenekku.kitsune Жыл бұрын

I love Steve

@lizardlad8620 Жыл бұрын

Please include Bearded Dragon in one of these! My absolute favorite reptile I’ve owned so far, they are pretty low-maintenance, and if you have a chill one, you can just hold it on your shoulder while you do chores.

@eliotb.1219 Жыл бұрын

Same goes for leopard geckos. I had 2 (one unfortunately passed away last week. Doesn’t feel real tbh. Was very sudden. Suspected aneurysm) and both were/are obsessed with hanging out either on my shoulder facing the same direction I am, or wrapped around the skin on back of my neck since it’s so warm there lol

@zoinky9742 11 ай бұрын

I hope he includes a water dragon

@thebigblippity5221 9 ай бұрын

“You can see just how friendly he is by his smile”- Owen Wilson

@SeaLanternVr 21 күн бұрын

Raptor looks chill ngl

@justadumbexefan 11 ай бұрын

i need an angry shoelace in my life.

@l0rdapophis 11 ай бұрын

A COBRA AND RATTLESNAKE IS ABSOLUTELY -INSANE- WILD 😭

@gunrunner-1873 4 ай бұрын

Steve has that open face everyone seems to trust and admire.

@-Meelxhs_ 6 ай бұрын

“ Stands up like a human “. 💀😂 got me rolling

@natp3408 Жыл бұрын

Goannas (number 1) would patrol the grounds of my highschool. If you messed with them they would rear up and come at you on two legs haha. But otherwise they were pretty chill.

@Balkan_kermit 11 ай бұрын

I dont know man steve and 5 have a bit of a kill count

@jocieValdez 6 ай бұрын

"He's just Steve" 😂✋ this had me rolling!

@felixhenson9926 10 ай бұрын

Man has a fucking COBRA?! 😂 the irony of an ackie monitor, an ideal pet reptile, next to a cobra and a rattlesnake lmao

@Birlaps_stan._. Жыл бұрын

ahh yes. the more venomous the reptile is the better to have as pets 😌

@moonman4598 Жыл бұрын

What is the angry shoelace?

@edgytoucan3444 Жыл бұрын

vine snake I think

@lizg2153 Жыл бұрын

Parrot snake

@JackDaLynxTherian 11 ай бұрын

the judgemental shoelace

@sammaxwell7051 10 ай бұрын

That zip tie of a snake woke up and chose violence 😂

@wesleypipesgaming19 9 ай бұрын

Steve always looks like he's having flashbacks😂

@rogueraven9083 Жыл бұрын

I'm curious what is the species name of angry shoe lace?

@45proteinconsumer Жыл бұрын

vinesnake

@EvOuron 11 ай бұрын

Parrot snake

@simplystreeptacular 3 ай бұрын

@@EvOuron The angry shoelace is a vine snake, the belligerent zip tie is a parrot snake!

@Werewolf_Korra 11 ай бұрын

Steve's a cobra. Don't they have venom AND EAT other snakes?

@I_Had_No_Choice 11 ай бұрын

Yeah, their actually really sweet pets if you don’t make them pissed or if you aren’t late to feed them, other then that their amazing, I really want one

@adriantepes4355 11 ай бұрын

Yea def a good pet

@Butter_Dog. 11 ай бұрын

s t e v e

@Rango_Fam Ай бұрын

"This angry shoelace" im dead 💀🤣

@dutch_and_dimes 11 ай бұрын

"This is Steve. Steve likes his Personal Space. This is Lamp. Lamp also likes Steve's Personal Space."

@Aurora99363 11 ай бұрын

Steve

@burningemerald1203 11 ай бұрын

Why steve? Why not STEEVE?

@moth3874 11 ай бұрын

THAT’S IT LADS ROCK AND STONE!

@shovelsandrope 6 ай бұрын

The angry shoelace got me dead on the floor laughing-

@Diamondfurry Жыл бұрын

steve literally looking at the phone saying “what this”

@snekstashe6917 Жыл бұрын

Is the angry shoelace a parrot snake or a kind of vine snake? i cant tell but i am very curious

@Qualicabyss Жыл бұрын

It's a shoelace

@-Creepuh 11 ай бұрын

The angry shoelaces match with the chuwawa to💀

@britanymayes3758 5 ай бұрын

the flounder be like " I've fallen and can't get up'

@turtlejeepjen314 7 ай бұрын

I love the RattleSnake… he knows he’s been defeated by Steve’s popularity💀

@FSES_ Ай бұрын

"Angry shoelace" looks like he wants you to take the fruit from the tree.

@INSERTNAMExHERE 9 ай бұрын

That rattler is gorgeous😍! If i were to own any of these of little guys, it'd definitely be raptor. Always loved those reptiles!

@overbakedbagels7362 9 ай бұрын

everyone is talking about the rattlesnake when steve is a literal cobra 😦

@Vapourwear 10 ай бұрын

This is going to be one hell of a news report, some day.

@fancyincubus Жыл бұрын

Dude you sound like huggabees with your tone and descriptions of the reptiles this made my morning thank you

@Mr.pangolin901 2 күн бұрын

The reason why Steve is a good boy is because he doesn’t want to be stomped like he’s being assaulted by a secretary

@emoryrubyg9631 Ай бұрын

We love you, Steve! 🥹

@JesusDelReal-kj2fw Ай бұрын

“Just Steve” famous last words

@xfactor2442 11 ай бұрын

Steve got flashbacks of the snake pit in Vietnam

@Soder_elite 11 ай бұрын

find it funny how the shoelace is more angry than *STEVE*

@Turret0pera 11 ай бұрын

When you nickname your pokemon and can no longer remember what the actual species is called

@AmonAndBriddy 3 ай бұрын

The angry shoelace just wants to smile for the camera :)

@amberv9424 9 ай бұрын

I just love that angry shoelace so much. Would love to see more videos of him just chillin, or eating, or being a weirdo. Steve too!

@gracegallimore4580 Ай бұрын

Steve's having his Vietnam flashbacks again.

@BrAiNmELteR___ 11 ай бұрын

steve must've made the mistake of trying to tie the angry shoelace.

@shanebrennan9874 Жыл бұрын

I like _belligerent ziptie_ for the boomslang 😂😂

@griffhawkins8909 5 ай бұрын

I never really noticed before how much the sand viper reminds me of sand boas. Even has similar derpy eyes to the arabian sand boa too.

@kyrab7914 9 ай бұрын

K but the angry shoelace yawning is so cute. Idk if you'll see this, but I know these pals (esp raptor) require a lot of work, and it'd be awesome to see how you do cages, enrichment, etc.

@flamingmoomba5608 10 ай бұрын

Haha, i like to imagine its just some random rattlesnake that was wandering through his place. Maybe even looking to rent a room

@GhostOfAces 10 ай бұрын

You never know true fear until you walk through some tall grass in florida and hear an Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake warning you to come no closer. But you can't see where they are.

@isaacclark 11 ай бұрын

the blue snake: Steve you alright man Steve: I see dead people 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Krillacreat 10 ай бұрын

I'd avoid the entire zoo if Steve's brother Roger escaped containment

@henriray1440 Жыл бұрын

You know as far as naming, that cobra ironically, does seem like a Steve, in terms of personality.

@MCshadr217 11 ай бұрын

"A literal rattlesnake" Yea forgetting to mention that it's a diamondback, one of the most deadly of rattlesnakes. That rattle wasn't even a warning, it was just rattling for the hell of it.

@Old_vaultboy Жыл бұрын

bro his voice look like a British gentle man

@Notpayingmytab 10 ай бұрын

Steve be looking like he about to go mine diamonds

@gamebitz7397 11 ай бұрын

Steve is the first cobra that I have ever seen to be afraid

@kaisongamr9228 Жыл бұрын

You are so underrated, I love your nope ropes/Sneks

@daisy_smores 10 ай бұрын

Steve is Steve. Seems legit. Steve

@andrewkelley9405 Жыл бұрын

This man has a tiny cobra and a rattlesnake and I don’t see any cages. Is he trying to become an old school comic book villain? He certainly has the pets for it.