Damn bro

Or fortunately, depends on how you look at it.

@@pinkiesvlogs2 my wife is severe bi polar. She has gone on and off her meds for several years now. It's very difficult but I honestly miss her. She is the only woman I have ever loved and I care about her

@@jaywestfall4670 Dang man I felt that I can tell you love her. Hang in there everything works out like it's supposed to. 🙏

@@jaywestfall4670 Hang in there bro, ight?

It may be a bit cruel, but it was effective enough for him to actually do his homework

I did this at a bar. I lived closed by and used to chat with the cops that would hang out and watch at the bar. One night I was getting ready to leave and so where they. So I asked if they could give a ride since I was close by and on the way back to their station. They agreed. So of course as we where walking out I walked with my hands behind my back. Man the next day I got my family asking me if I got arrested and what the heck did I do hahaha.

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I feel a disterbins in the force

You dont understand i dam near peed my self

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999 likes? let me change that

I agree, he's genuinely funny

We've got some similarities, but like you, fluffy is purely laughter.

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Yeah, but I seem to remember Jerry Lewis was considered a comedy god to you guys too.🤪 Still, I will watch this fellow and see how funny he is to me. And BTW: I am from Louisiana, my 4-Great Grandfather came from France in 1866 and my surname is French too. I'm Cajun. So I'm not beating on you.😉

same thing happened to me, but with Jim Gaffigan, and sorta happened with other comedians after that like John Mulaney and Jimmy O. Yang, and I've subbed to every comedy channel I've seen with them on it P.S. John Mulaney is the best Peter Porker / Spider Ham ever. (For context, go watch Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse)

No idea how your comment was a target for a spam bot. LOL

i mean, he did. on that show with Snoop.

When fluffy was pulled over at a stop he has been caught with drugs and brought into jail

@@funtimelolbit7986 oh so it was this universe too bad he didn’t have any donuts to offer them that time

"Today on fox 35 news, comedian gabrial iglesias was caught with narcotics on his tour bus when touring around america. Officials say that he was hiding it under his belly rolls"

I laughed out loud reading lool

An aunt and uncle (both Mom's siblings) were driving up to my parents' wedding when they got pulled over for speeding. The officer asked my uncle, who was driving, to step out. Over fifteen minutes passed and my aunt started to get worried. She turned around and saw my uncle and the cop bent over laughing their asses off. My uncle still got a ticket, but never paid it and no one ever came after him for it. He said he was a bit disappointed because he kinda wondered what being in jail would be like. Knowing him, he'd probably be best buds with everyone there, inmates and guards alike.

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I'm sorry what!?

@@Vincentius_Cardinal its a joke fluffy did while back about how he got stopped by a cop and got away by offering donuts

Yep hands down the best

the refrence to it is till there at the end

That was one of the best jokes I’ve heard

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you think they would just fine whoever the cars name is under

@@alexbaker9996 Yeah but you need to determine who drove. For example, if my mom drives my car drunk and they can't figure out if she was driving or her friend, they wouldn't just fine me instead. Lol. Same goes even if I'm in the car, the person driving needs to be fined lol.

@@sergeantskrtskrt9594 actually, it depends on the kind of violation; for speeding tickets for example the owner of the car WILL be fined, if the driver can't be determined (except for when the car was stolen), because the owner is expected to know who is driving their car i would believe that same logic will be used most of the times, except for criminal violations, anything that carries the chance of prision time needs to have the guilty party to be identified

What do you mean not American.!!

Carlos mencia is a tad funnier

@@DatFemmy “Carlos”? You mean Ned?? Whether or not he is funnier than Gabriel is purely subjective. I certainly don’t think that’s the case (that he’s funnier than Fluffy). One things for sure… Gabriel has never lost a gig for plagiarism, let alone his entire career. Fluffy is who he is. “Carlos” is a character played by Ned, kind of along the lines of Larry the Cable Guy, only not nearly as original, and THAT is just saaaaad.

@@FloridaManMatty yeah, i forgot his name was ned. I respect your opinion

@@DatFemmy Sorry if my response came off the wrong way. I just have a hard time respecting anyone who builds their entire persona and career off of other people’s hard work. Dennis Leary is another one I have no love for, and that’s hard to admit because my entire family are professional firefighters. Dennis has done a lot for FDNY in particular after 9/11, and that work has helped a lot of people so credit where credit is due. But that doesn’t change the fact that most of his breakout performance (No Cure For Cancer) was blatantly stolen and plagiarized from actual comedians like Louis C.K. As for Ned, I just never really cared for the stuff he out there. I almost said “his jokes”, but as we all know, many of “his jokes” weren’t his. It’s one thing to bomb using his own material, but to lack the most basic understanding of what’s funny to the point that he actually stole the BAD jokes is proof positive that Ned “Carlos” Mencia is just not a funny person. And unfortunately for him, being funny is sort of a requirement for a comedian…

I’ve always wanted to see “the gift basket “

@@mike72094 Same here. 😁👍🏻

Yes, we need more bits

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i hope it comes to the dodger stadium mr fluffy

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” “Cause you can smell em” Funniest shit ive ever heard

The humor translates to military police, also. My late father's favorite story was his early days of driving as a teen. He's on the nearby USAF base, to pick up his younger sister from her friend's house. He was headed to the back gate, not paying attention to his speed. He caught sight of the lights in his rear view mirror. He knew how slow the jeeps were. He calculated that he could get to the gate, and out of the jurisdiction, before the guy could catch up. He topped the rise to see the gate closed, with an older guy leaning on it. He pulled up. The older guys sees this panicked teen boy with his preteen sister. He glances back at the approaching jeep, still a distance away. He starts to laugh, "You ever hear of a radio, son?" (Dad is imitating the laconic Texan accent perfectly.) Then, to Dad's shock, the guy opens the gate. "You'd better get out of here. He's entirely too hyped up for me to let him get at you kids. *Never* speed on this base again." Both kids, "Yes, Sir!" (Out of trained respect, not in a military response.) Dad drove out. He said that he could hear the gate guard laughing, the jeep slamming on it's brakes, door banging open and slamming shut, as the jeep driver started yelling at the gate guard. By that time Dad was well around the corner on the civilian road. Dad always had a twinkle in his eyes when he would reminisce about that gate guard.

I was the Active Duty at a USN, USMC, USA combined Reserve center in Tulsa OK in 2000. Main duty was the Training Officer for the Navy side of things. Had a BUNCH of reservists that were either local or State Police. Crazy bunch and funny as shit to swap stories with. We had one of our reservists on active duty orders working at the center and was killed when his car fell off a jack😢. We planned a full military honors funeral for him and I was in charge of the firing squad for the 21 gun salute. So the day of the funeral, I met the center Armory and drew 7 M-16’s and a box of blanks to render Honor with. I was using my personal car due to the Center vans were being used to transport other members to the ceremony. I was still in Civ cloths btw. I hit the on-ramp headed south ( which usually has an Oklahoma Highway Patrol looking for speeders, so not unusual). About 20 min into my drive ( in traffic flow), I see an OHP behind me. Couple miles later, 2 more show up, that’s when the first one “Lit me up”! I pull over and the first officer approached and asked the usuals and took my info and told me they were going have a dog do a “Walk around”. I didn’t notice another officer on my passenger side until the first officer was walking back to his car. So now there are 5 cars! Dog Immediately hit on my trunk, it escalated into a felony stop! They had me do the whole backwards thing and put me in Cuffs and put in the first car. They hadn’t let me explain anything at that point. About five minutes later another trooper came up laughing his ass off as I sat in the back of the cruiser and simply said “ Having fun” (with a shitass grin on his face). They pull me out of the car, uncuff me. Except for the first two officers I dealt with, all the rest were my reservists, those bastards🤣 All were off duty, also on the way to the funeral for traffic control, all weapons were unloaded, except for 2 OHP Sergeants that observed the whole thing. The main planners of the the whole thing were a bomb squad guy for TPD and an OHP Pursuit guy. I sent the OHP guy to Diego Garcia for 2 months 🤣 Disclaimer, he wanted to go.

We are friends with a few RCMP members because our kids previously played sports together. I totally concur about the hilarity. 😃

@@elizabethbottroff1218, February 76-June 77 I was stationed in South Korea on my first tour. I was what we called a 'village rat.' My buddy and I on weekends would play hide & seek during curfew with MPs. Shoot, we could always hear them coming because the drivers had the jeeps in too low of a gear. We also knew of a few places that weren't wide enough for the jeeps to go.

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Michael Winslow, too 🖤

@Braty sis chanel 1 are you a entertainer too?

@@shivankarraghuwanshi3403 nooooo.. he's an entertainer... she's nasty!

@@matsuda_blossom2704 😂😂 i was waiting for someone to reply this

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These jokes do seem "timeless"! 😀

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I'm not tearing up big fat happy warm tears reading that just now. nope 🥹 I know right ?!?!? So cute !!!!!

His sound effects and impressions are like no other!! That's one the biggest things that makes him stand out from all the other comics!! I may not be at his show. However I can always vividly picture every story he says. He's amazing at really captivating you and bringing the stories to life. I always feel like the woman who turned her head to see the bus drive away!! 😂😂😂😂😭😭😂

Christ consciousness cured every ailment I had😉 a moment of silence for those who still suffer. But you don't have to!

Hey bro, I'm in the same boat. Depression is a bitch, and no drugs helps you better than a good belly laugh. Stay strong, you can beat it.

He's the best I forget life itself!! I understand the anxiety thing I get panic attacks too.

I hope you are doing well 😌

TONY JESUS LOVES YOU HE CAN SET YOU FREE ...JUST ASK !!!

I experienced that on laughing gas while getting dental work done. Surreal is right. Also the only times I'd been both conscious and free of pain since my teens. Only been drunk once and found out I'm a giggly drunk. Also, hangovers are the *worst.*

You're right in your book, in my book he's funny but...nowhere near Pryor or Carlin

I like that he's funnier than George and yet he doesn't cus every other word, or at all.

@@Rummagelady86 He is definitely one of the all-time best for sure, and the sound effects he can create just further enhances his performances.

@@LynnCindy 1/2 of what puts him way up there imo, the whole fluffy experience puts it on another lvl. Makes me feel like im rly there. 😊

@Fritz Nuber ikr lol

tell me the title please

@@redgrave526 Fluffy's Special's on Netflix are 1. I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry 2.ome show fits all 3. Fluffy, the movie, but it looks like they took off this one I absolutely LOVE ALL of these I have also seen Aloha Fluffy

@@redgrave526 and of course the fluffy bits, plus on KZfaq you can watch all kinds of clips on his channel. I am a HUGE fan. He just sold out Dodgers Stadium and they taped it for a Netflix special....so that is coming soon.....I am so excited

thanks, i only saw his movies Mr. Iglesias

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Teresa Smith: Gabriel, sweet Gabriel: How dost I love thou? Let me count the ways: I love you fluffy and not-so-fluffy, under brightest stage lights or in darkest night as we pass your entourage being pulled over, I love thee while wearing my "adult laughing diapers: (forever trying to make clear how they differ from regular incontinence "tools" just about how your love differs from the common fan-artist dynamic). Yo, what light through yon window breaks? Tis the East and Fluffy is the dawn (doing every voice from Space Jam II as he rises, bringing light & laughter so we mere mortals may benefit as the cop walks in time to the beat of the Cops (the single lowest-common-denominator, US police corruption and violence glorifying show EVER which expertly demonstrates the horrific social results of poverty, poor education and financial disparity, etc). But yes, Gabriel adds some much-needed lightness and levity to a dimly-lit world.

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Tell me Dave the driver is still alive so I can marry him.😂

I know right

Rolling R’s are the key lol

How is he underrated?

@@fisherking7798 You dont see him in TV spots or commercials. He not featured in many movies. Not many of the premium networks broadcast his shows or specials

Uvalde

@@rethinkcps2116 not all agencies are the same.

@@GamerFigure That's theoretically true, I guess. But...some 400 officers ended up on scene. Feds, local cops, school district cops. Right? How many separate entities did they come from? Yet they stood idly by, rookies & seasoned alike; local, state & federal. Limp & impotent in the face of lethal danger. So, I repeat: Uvalde. PS - I do recognize & appreciate your calm tone & tenor. Public exchanges with strangers online can be tricky. Civility in this regard deserves respect -

Cop just pointed a gun at someone as a joke...

Patriots in blue that tried to overturn the government

That’s new to me. What happen?!? 🤔

@@Eduardo-mr7bj Trevor Noah has that bit about wanting to be black, so Gabriel made sure immigration have Trevor gave the black treatment.

@@JCGver oh okay. But immigration looks for Hispanics. But not really black people.

@Eduardo he did it because Trevor Noah is from South Africa and told Fluffy he never has problems with his paper work so Fluffy wanted to mess with him

@@nova4476 oh okay makes sense then.