Is human narration no longer a thing? Do you guys listen to the end product before you publish it? 🤦‍♂️

There is really getting to be a lot of dumb videos on youtube

These AI videos are so cringey. This was definitely not written by an actual motorcyclist.

Please pronounce the brand names correctly.... Already questioning AI or ? with the phrasing/timing between words. But Gutsy ? Worst version of their name have heard yet....

Am I the only one who thinks that whoever produced this video never listened to the audio? I can't decide if it's a botched AI trying to write/speak ad copy, or it's a really terrible text-to-speech app? Moto Gut-zi? Describing the brakes on one bike as having A...BS? Terrible commentary. I'd be glad to re-record it for Motorfied!

W800 has 48 horsepower, but don't let that power scare you off! 🤣 Who writes this fluff?

Every retro motorcycle should have spokes on the wheels.

I'm thinking you don't know the meaning of power and a few other adjectives used here.

“A seat so low it feels like you’re riding on a cloud” As metaphors go, that bad boy is flawed…

That Cafe Kawasaki W800 is 5 years old! … who puts these videos together?

Currently own a 1989 Moto Guzzi Mille GT 1000 cc that I have had for 20 years. Once took me 120 miles on one cylinder at highway speed when one spark plug wire crapped out on a Sunday morning with no shops open. At almost 70 years old it has gotten too heavy to maneuver in and out of situations. Purchased a 2013 Moto Guzzi V7 Stone at more than 100 pounds less wet weight. Absolutely love it. Will stay with Moto Guzzi for the rest of my riding life. I have owned BMW, Laverda, Ducati, Moto Morini, Triumph, BSA, Zundapp, Indian, Suzuki, Kawasaki, Cagiva and loved them all for different reasons, but the fact that I can physically handle the weight of a bike that will cruise (illegally) at 85-90 mph for as long as I need, looks good, is reliable and affordable and unique, why shop anywhere else?- -Mike Battle

RETRO??? 80 year old former owner of a 1967 Triumph Daytona 500. $800 new. The most beautiful machine I ever rode. This despite the occasional electric and carburetor problems.

"got a 349cc powerhouse under the hood ready to unleash 29.4 horse power and 19lb ft of torque. Superhero of bikes, compact, but *packs a punch*" He said seriously without a hint of irony.

Why is the thumbnail bike not featured?.

What is a Moto Gutzy?😁

A word salad smorgasbord . Egad!

The big-up for the Royal Enfield is hilarious.🤣

Royal Enfield Continental GT❤

Which motorcycle is showed at the icon pic, the red and white one... Very beautiful...

The old toaster tanx! That made me laugh😄

They just can't get retro right. I don't remember a "T" in Moto Guzzi, lol

This AI is very silly …. ‘Bad boy’ ……..

I will take BSA 441 Victor, or a Yamaha SR 500.

How about some retro prices?

What a messed up review of bikes. Some are in metric measurements, others in SAE. Some are mixed. Then there is money. Some in US dollars, some in Euros, and some not mentioned. It is just as well. $4500 for a350 cc bike may be ok, but one of these hit $15,000. Buy a used Sportster for real retro bike around $3000 to $4000. And have a network of dealers everywhere who have parts for it. And 50 years of retro for Kawasaki? That takes them back to 1974 - long after they had been building bikes, and definitely not the bike style of 1974. It looks more like this is the "1960s British bike style" that they are aiming for. What would be good is the '70s UJM. You could ride them around town, you could go cross country, you could drag race them, and you could road race them, although they often didn't handle all that well in road racing. Ride them plain or throw accessories all over them, like windscreens, fairings, and saddlebags. Sadly, in Honda's, Kawasaki's, Yamaha's, and Suzuki's reach for good handling with the much superior frames of the late '80s and '90s, they lost the UJM part that made them some great overall bikes, by becoming too specialized as street racers.

Where’s Norton Comando?

It reminds me of a 650 Yamaha.

love that triumph scrambler👍

Can anyone tell me the make of the bike with the red saddle please?

I like the Moto 'Gutzy'.

Love the Moto Gutsys, lol

Royal enfield continental all day!!!

The Janus Halcyon 450 is about as retro as it gets for a modern production bike. Beautiful scooters they are, and handmade in America to boot.

It makes no sense with Triumph making a 1200cc Scrambler. Make a 500cc or a 600cc that looks like this with the high pipe/ pipes, and dealers wont be able to keep them in stock. Honda finally brought back the CL model, but really screwed it up.

Moto guzzi, w800, and the 650 Royal infield are the only Retro bikes on this line up although both the Beemer, and the trumpet scrambler were very cool...

Did I hear "under the hood"? Must be under the tank.

Ready to unleash that 20.4 horse power... lmao

Moto Gootzi not Moto Gutzy.

It seems as though some of these photos are NOT 2024 models. Also, thumbs-down for AI voice.

I like the BMW R12 a lot. It’s easy to see the influence of the old bike. I’d consider buying one if it’s not crazy expensive

I love these old come back bikes

They need to make all of them with driveshafts.

Too bad honda doesn't bring back their cb 350

Using the term "bad boy" is so out of date and sounds so ridiculous stop doing that in your descriptions.

Throw back a shot every time he says “Bad Boy”.

It's like having front row seat to the future, without selling a kidney LOL... This guy has it..

Only Kawasaki and Guzzi can be called retro. Where is the Yamaxa SR 500 to remember my youth?

The first one looks nice.

Love the Triumph 1200xe... purist dream..

Moto gutsy???

The sound

you forgot Harley-Davidson, Ducati, and BSA H-D is more high end retro, but Ducati has an affordable retro ( new Scambler ICON ), and BSA has an even more affordable retro. ( Gold Star ) you could have done a Top 10

No kickers? Not even fake kickstarters?

I like retro mc😊👍💪

I like the BMW. Or the Guzzi! Great bikes. I would like the Guzzi with twin discs up front, I always think single disc isn’t up to stopping a bike that capacity?

Nothing against any of these retro bikes, they look great, but every time I hear the specs on these models, they are hard pressed to beat my 1984 Honda VF700S Sabre…76-80 horsepower, depending on who is reviewing, 45 pounds of torque, liquid cooled, shaft drive, comfortable for two and hums at 80 mph on the highway. Fortunately for me, the Honda dealer where I take it is willing to work on old bikes and has mechanics my age(66) who know how to tune 4 carburetors.

Wow a bike that has front forks and rear shocks ..who right this shit. Whoa 20 hp in the RE!!

I cant imagine a bike less than 500cc, 20 foot lbs of torque will slow down in a head wind.

7 x cool I'm an w650 Kawasaki rider only mods are custom rear fender brace and a small custom rear rack to tie down a jacket

You mispronounced ' Guzzi!

seems like the manufacturers finally got the message, people want motorbikes that look like the bikes they owned in the 1970s and not a race replica of someone's race bike whose name they can't pronounce properly, expect to see a lot of the 400 Triumphs, they could do with some tweaks, especially the scrambler version but at £5K GB there going to be everywhere this summer,

Super Meteor

They're OK but a unicorn can make them hand over the ice cream cone

Who wrote this?!? 20.4 horsepower is the superhero of motorcycles?

The anything but a Harley sentiment is growing big heavy overpowered bikes that seldom leave the garage cost to much

My wife loves the W 800 Kawasaki.

So which one is actually the "cool cat of motorcycles"? Two of them got that label.

Thanks a lot !!! Hélas at 77 I'm still riding, every day in the Tropics, a 192 Kg Yamaha 660cc mono & I'd love to move to a lighter bike. At 170 Kg all filled up this Triumph is still on the heavy side for an old fart like me. I cry 'cause I love the look of the 400Triumph 😭😭😭

Hmmm. “ Unleash 20 hp “ OMG. The Triumph 400 has 40 hp with a modern engine not requiring frequecnt service. Enfield needs to step it up, lose weight, increase h.p or dropmoff the sales chart.

Beautiful bikes. I hope that they sell out. But for me, my VN750 and VS800 are retro enough and make just enough power to enjoy all afternoon.

Motto gatchi?

If you want a classic retro go buy one. I paid 1500 euro for a 1996 cbr600. Put some modern brakes on it for 500 euros. 100 hp easily pulls 140mph. stops and handles better than my skill allows and looks cool. Royal Enfield with 20 horsepower for 4600 dollars. Pppttttfffg

Moto Guts ee?….

Which hood?

Even your cat can ride one?

Round headlamps are the love of my life 🥰.

just make a traditional mechanical bike with air cooling and maybe fuel injection. this is techno trash for big bucks.

> Whut are a mulumtre👀⁉ G-G.

Last time i unleashed 20 hp it was because my mk one mini blew its head gasket. Several videos dont show the thumbnail bike this is not a method of getting likes.

Ok but too fussy the best of them the triumph, if you are thirty something these may do something for you, if you know the real thing then .....

They’re all fairly unattractive for “retro” bikes. The Royal Enfield simply looks like a carbon clone of the Harley Sportster. The bikes by Janus are actual retro designs and truly beautiful.

A time traveling, rebel with a PhD in coolness?

In 89 I started being the agent/importer/ distributor for an Indian company. I went 2x a year fir over a decade. I saw the enfieods and knew there was a. Market. I ended up wor,ing for/ with a few companies. I pestered them to put 1 or 2 I a container. They just couldn't get it.

AI generated narration, 4 months old😂

Royal Enfield bikes are all under powered for their size. 20 horsepower for the Meteor 350??😂😂😂😂

Speed 400 is no where near being a modern classic. When did a classic have mono rear shock.

The horsepower on the Kawasaki W800 is very low at 48hp. My Yamaha 650 Special put out 53 hp, back in the day.

OTT commentary.

Under the hood this ant a car club

I love the look of spokes, nut love the no maintenance of cast rims, ESPECIALLY being able to run tubeless tires.

Guzzi for president!!!

I liked the Royal Enfield 350 and the Triumph scambler. as for the rest meh.

Where do you sit the striper I picked up

Royal Enfield Meteor 350: A 20 hp "Powerhouse" engine? That wouldn't pull your hat off of your head. What crap!

Gee whizz, Wally! Each of these bikes is as awesomer as all the others. Feel like I ran into this guy in a MC salesroom - everywhere!

BMW R12 price is $12k (base) and $16k for the Nine-T model

Never really understood what role scramblers actually play. Get a ADV or a Dual. Once you have ridden a Guzzi you will know.

These metaphors are wild 😅 at least AI delivery is funny, cracked me up when it said “Moto Gut-See”

Moto "Gutsy" is the exception to the rule about italians knowing style. Really? A LCD gauge for a modern retro?

Where's the hood?