Top Gear Special - Bolivia (Bits you didn't see Pt.1)

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Top Gear goes to Bolivia! This is a collection of small scenes that you may/may not have seen, so enjoy :D All credits remain to BBC and Top Gear.

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@Muryxkitteh 13 жыл бұрын

"If you did anything more manly, you'd be in danger of making yourself pregnant." I just love Richard Hammond. Ever notice how the age of our three presenters is inversely proportional to their levels of maturity?

@chrisau8190 2 жыл бұрын

one of my all time favourite underrated Hammond quotes!

@Lincolntowncoupe 2 жыл бұрын

"if I was a girl I'd be pregnant a lot"

@gabrielv.4358 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Yosef9438 2 жыл бұрын

Jeremy himself has said that Hammond is probably the funniest person he knows until the cameras turn on

@xxstellastarlightxx9284 Жыл бұрын

middle aged 8 yr olds lmao

@libertyrwhite 9 жыл бұрын

Hammond: "Woah! This sword is double edged!" May: "Yeah, they're both blunt!" HAHAHAHAH. :D

@MichaelD8393 5 жыл бұрын

Hammond "You may as well hit it with the side!"

@bhsmiler0871 4 жыл бұрын

Funny that May machetes Clarkson to death with that gift later on 😂

@happymonk4206 4 жыл бұрын

Essentially a really big butter knife 😂

@thePIXELATEDhippo 5 жыл бұрын

It's been nearly eight years. Still waiting for that part two.

@Trillock-hy1cf 5 жыл бұрын

He probably got the point that issuing Pt2, of 'Bits you didn't see' because people have already seen them in the original programmes, and decided not to pull the stunt twice.....:)

@Trillock-hy1cf 5 жыл бұрын

@Rishi Rajan Ah OK....so where is Part 2 of bits we have never seen?

@shyyzzz 4 жыл бұрын

@Rishi Rajan all of these were on the tv version tho

@zxbzxbzxb1 4 жыл бұрын

@@shyyzzz A few bits were but most of it is new. I've got the original broadcast version recorded and watched a few times, most of these clips aren't in it at all, and none of them are in it in full

@shyyzzz 4 жыл бұрын

@@zxbzxbzxb1 could be that ive watched this video enough times that my brain edited it together

@sebastianerlandsson2141 10 жыл бұрын

"Why am I so utterly useless, at literally everything?" - Jeremy Clarkson

@simontay4851 3 жыл бұрын

Because he's a lazy fat bastard.

@DatW268 3 жыл бұрын

@@simontay4851 No you are the one that @Sebastian Erlandsson is talking about.

@Generalscorpio 9 жыл бұрын

"If you do anything else more manly you'll make yourself pregnant".

@StaK_1980 5 жыл бұрын

God, I lost it there soon hard! ☺

@parker20125 5 жыл бұрын

Too late...

@bossnian5615 5 жыл бұрын

7:28 btw

@V.IV.Rusty. 5 жыл бұрын

HERETIC!

@BK-it6wg 4 жыл бұрын

The funniest hammond line ever

@caboose.20 6 жыл бұрын

I love the tarantula bit. It's like it's not three people presenting a car show, it's three blokes on a nature excursion.

@Shakes-Off-Fear Жыл бұрын

Three schoolboys on a nature excursion

@philip2.2.12 Ай бұрын

“Look at his little Face”

@usandutz 5 жыл бұрын

"As I sunk into the ooze, my colleagues became increasingly concerned" As Hammond and May are laughing their asses off.

@hdaviator9181 10 жыл бұрын

"belt of many things" LMFAO

@connfyoozed 9 жыл бұрын

"Don't touch it!"

@MichaelD8393 5 жыл бұрын

Or a "My First Explorer Kit" 😂

@Milkman4279 5 жыл бұрын

I used to have one of those when I was a teenager.

@SAMann729 5 жыл бұрын

“What’s that?” *Points at James crotch* “My chap”

@JonatasAdoM 5 жыл бұрын

If it didn't look so weird I'd love to have it. Just imagine being able to carry stuff without a backpack or a suitcase.

@StaK_1980 11 жыл бұрын

Hammond delivering the best one-liner, ever: "If you'd be ever more manly, you'd make yourself pregnant"...

@abramo7700 3 жыл бұрын

Mikael Jensen thanks for noting that

@moogle68 Жыл бұрын

Apparently no one else wanted to correct you, so I will: **CORRECTION**: "If you do anything more manly, you'll be in danger of making yourself pregnant." (At least, that's what he was definitely intending to say. Whether some of those words got lost in his haste to say them and stop Clarkson ASAP is debatable, but *what* he meant to say was obvious)

@boktorinator693 8 ай бұрын

@@abramo7700you're such a nerd

@TheNightman. 4 ай бұрын

@@moogle68 Nobody cares, that's why

@moogle68 4 ай бұрын

@@TheNightman. Well, clearly 3 people cared besides me, because they liked my comments, and that's all my pathetic ass needs! Ha!

@decodolly1535 5 жыл бұрын

Hammond's reaction to the tarantula: Picks up spade, "I'll go for your f*cking head". Exactly what my reaction would be and perfectly reasonable in the circumstances.

@caboosemcgrief 6 жыл бұрын

*hammond's knee-zipper pants* hey i had a pair of those they were awesome *hammond's annoying t-rex flashlight that screams everytime you use it* wtf i have that too

@rachelmcquade8910 5 жыл бұрын

Nice try, Hammond, we know it's you now

@probablynotyourdad4616 5 жыл бұрын

You could do a cosplay

@niteshadesings9050 4 жыл бұрын

you are richard hammond....

@irritatedmushroom2 4 жыл бұрын

Hammond you blithering idiot!

@TRC98 4 жыл бұрын

I have two pairs 🤣 GF loves them tho

@EmeliaScarlet 10 жыл бұрын

"Oh no Jeremy, I've come with my indoor trousers on" :P

@scottkelly225 6 жыл бұрын

Emelia scott

@whyarewehere3893 4 жыл бұрын

Erm?

@Apidium 11 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard when Jeremy said: "James was suspiciously skilful with the Vaseline and condoms".

@amoshobbs2684 10 жыл бұрын

The reason bits are cut out of the US version is because the US thinks it needs to have commercials. So parts must be cut out to get it to fit in an hour time slot. Where in the UK when it airs on BBC2 there is no commercials so they can fill the whole Hour with Top Gear and not commercials :)

@fuzzface8252 6 жыл бұрын

The reason for commercials is, companies pay TV channels to show their products, and that pays for all the operating costs of the TV channel. The BBC for example is owned by the British Government, and if you want to see the BBC, you pay a license fee every year, and that covers all their operating costs. But then there is the method used by PBS. They're not paid through adverts, and they're not owned by the government. They rely only on public donations to stay afloat.

@why3011 4 жыл бұрын

@@fuzzface8252 I heard no one pays those fees, it's like a tax on the ultra timid people.

@markcameron5719 4 жыл бұрын

@@why3011 You heard wrong 😂

@why3011 4 жыл бұрын

@@markcameron5719 possibly

@stickyblicky11 4 жыл бұрын

@@why3011 You heard right no intelligent person pays those

@cjcal2674 5 жыл бұрын

Hammond - “The moment you get those jeans wet, which you will” Clarkson - “I won’t” 2:14

@tatotiteta 6 жыл бұрын

7:18 top 10 best anime fight

@dennis9113 4 жыл бұрын

The bit at 2:29 is so good. Hammonds face when he impersonates a fish is just gold

@vrishankarya8888 Жыл бұрын

Nearing 13 years now still patiently waiting for the part 2

@Jman0711 10 жыл бұрын

Most of this was in the U.K Version, but U.S version does cut out a lot of different bits.

@therisenmitten7814 5 жыл бұрын

Alex G. This is only the UK version

@rkenshin364 4 жыл бұрын

@DirtyBrit Nah U.S has different cuts of UK top gear for some reason

@maleprincess62 4 жыл бұрын

@CJ they're doing only specials now

@timboyle3114 4 жыл бұрын

first time I saw this in US it had this stuff in

@rattiom 4 жыл бұрын

@@rkenshin364 It's because the UK one is shown on BBC which has no ads, but USA has ads

@Anonymous-pm7jf 3 ай бұрын

It's been 13 years and I'm still waiting for part 2 😐

@william59glersh 12 жыл бұрын

It's a shame that the BBC have to cut this stuff out, it's just as good as the main show. Funny stuff.

@gunz4legz 9 жыл бұрын

Jeremy plays with tarantulas like they're pets, yet I freak out if a stink bug lands in front of me...

@johnorr8573 6 жыл бұрын

gunz4legz I hate those little things

@fredahouston2395 5 жыл бұрын

If he chased after me with that spider I would have bashed his brains in with the shovel.

@SimonElenor 4 жыл бұрын

Don't live in TN then! It's the state bird here!

@businessmail4929 4 жыл бұрын

@Tim stro59 how do you survive that even

@andregon4366 3 жыл бұрын

Actually tarantulas *are* pets.

@alistairwalker2850 2 жыл бұрын

Okay, James and Jeremy getting into a chainsaw-machete fight absolutely got me.

@henryphilippeaux3566 4 жыл бұрын

Pulls out machete: "A sword"

@jakeyw11 12 жыл бұрын

"Despite using the correct technique, Hammond couldn't get his car going"... Priceless!

@Cup_70 10 жыл бұрын

Weren't all of this in the movie? I swear I remember alot of these scenes.

@ralphschaddelee6384 9 жыл бұрын

"Bits we did see"

@taylormckenzie6669 9 жыл бұрын

You would have seen the director's cut. He is talking about the regular t.v one

@Zacho789 9 жыл бұрын

Top Gear - The Movie

@Cup_70 9 жыл бұрын

Zacho789 The specials are Movies m88.

@YourBeastRoy 9 жыл бұрын

dude they were all in this episode this uploader is a jack ass

@jamesfieweger8648 6 жыл бұрын

I couldnt stop laughing when clarkson started chasing hammond around with the spider. Priceless

@alansohn855 Жыл бұрын

Priceful*, Clarkson got 1 million of Hammond's pounds.

@grahammaxwell2112 9 ай бұрын

@@alansohn855 its not that funny ffs

@paulcarmi8130 9 ай бұрын

@@grahammaxwell2112I hope that you find things that make you happy. Or don’t, don’t is fine too.

@grahammaxwell2112 9 ай бұрын

@@paulcarmi8130 get a girl

@jesush.tap-dancingchrist7328 4 ай бұрын

I'll go for your fucking head

@patrickmaclean1524 4 жыл бұрын

Choose your fighter: Mad Jeremy - Chainsaw of death and destruction, Marshall May - Machete of fear and peril.

@paged5927 4 жыл бұрын

Patrick MacLean, what about Hammond

@thenumbah1birdman 4 жыл бұрын

@@paged5927 manlet Hammond- clothes of pointlessness and shortness

@MediumRareOpinions 4 жыл бұрын

@@paged5927 weapon of choice - Upside down electric supercar Might just be the most dangerous of the trio, if only to himself.

@tomf3150 2 жыл бұрын

Dull Machete of Blunt Trauma +1

@grzegorzzawadzki3693 6 жыл бұрын

Clips included in regular episode: - Richard's pants and Belt of Many Things - James claiming his car was blue - Jeremy's sinking (without candiru fish banter) - Richard brushing his teeth and crawling Tarantula countershaft - reading insects book at camp - Richard's babling after drugs

@kevt7151 5 жыл бұрын

Richards trousers you mean. This is not an American production. His pants are underneath and are not shown

@validperson5767 4 жыл бұрын

@@kevt7151 as a british person i don't understand why brits have to be so pedantic

@Zak-ob5ze 4 жыл бұрын

All of it included when it aired

@markjohnson7910 4 жыл бұрын

I love Coca leaf Hammond

@gbay5250 5 жыл бұрын

You can tell immediately that jeremy has never touched a chainsaw in his life

@TheBlackJacksItalia 5 жыл бұрын

7:20 "Let's take that as a message, possibly even from god" How on earth did that not get in? Has to be one of the funniest bits ever.

@jamesamos8720 4 жыл бұрын

It did in the UK.

@TimSlee1 4 жыл бұрын

That is my favorite bit. I love when Jeremy was just like "Why has it stalled"

@MrWolfSnack 11 ай бұрын

@@jamesamos8720 Yes I have the original TV rips and I seen that bit. I had no idea what he meant that that piece wasn't in the show. Funny how US reruns censored it. What a joke of a country.

@GamingAmbienceLive 4 жыл бұрын

*one of the craziest and most iconic journeys they have undertaken, made me forever want to go visit bolivia, its insane how they got to that starting point, its literally in the middle of nowhere*

@adriaansmit81 10 жыл бұрын

What's all this? - That's my Belt of Many Things. hahahaha

@MichaelD8393 5 жыл бұрын

Or as the rest of humanity would call it: a "My First Explorer's Kit" 😂

@moramento22 5 жыл бұрын

"Don't touch it"

@PakiFighter 4 жыл бұрын

..... cuz I’m Batman

@archangel9191 12 жыл бұрын

Favorite bit at 4:25-4:27 - Hammond's reaction to the spider, "Why me?!" Brilliant, Clarkson bringing the spider towards him, with the Hamster saying "I won't kill the spider, I'll hit your head with the spade(!)"

@FadiZia 9 жыл бұрын

James may's legendary "Belt of many things". EPIC!!!

@thatchoirgirl94 9 ай бұрын

DON'T touch it!

@emiliospowerballer1441 4 жыл бұрын

When you miss top gear so much you watch epeisodes 8 years ago

@DanielStance97 11 жыл бұрын

"James why have we stopped?" *Crash*

@brandismith7998 3 жыл бұрын

Hammond delivering the best one-liner, ever: "If you'd be ever more manly, you'd make yourself pregnant"...

@Snakedoctorjw 12 жыл бұрын

This is my Favorite episode! Im an outdoors man but what they did was amazing! They bought three 4x4 they never saw and made one heel of a trip through an unforgiving terrain and made it!

@ospreyphil8995 3 жыл бұрын

Hammond trying to stop the chainsaw machete fight was like a teacher trying to control their dysfunctional class 😂😂

@HardwareAddiction 10 жыл бұрын

lmao jeremy with the chainsaw haha

@233Deadman 6 жыл бұрын

Jeremy with a chainsaw and no safety gear on any of them.

@MrRohanThomas 6 жыл бұрын

HardwareAddiction I laughed so bad when he started cutting James car

@davidpoole7098 6 жыл бұрын

"You know everything you try and do, ever?" "Yes." "It's terrible."

@541er 6 жыл бұрын

What could possibly go wrong?

@burritodorit0772 5 жыл бұрын

I AM THE GOD OF HAILFIRE!!!

@rickswineberg 10 ай бұрын

The camaraderie and chemistry between them is fantastic.

@kayper54 12 жыл бұрын

I'm with Hammond on this. In fact, when I found out where the special was for that series, I thought that they couldn't PAY me enough to go to a place that has spiders the size of dinner plates and roaches the size of basset hounds.

@brainkrieg1423 Жыл бұрын

If it makes you feel any better, tarantulas are pretty chill and aren't deadly to humans. The spiders that'll kill you are usually a lot smaller because they don't need to physically overpower their prey since their venom turns all the prey's organs into soup.

@CatgirlExplise6039 Жыл бұрын

@@brainkrieg1423 unless your in australia than everything is big and venomous and also will eat you.

@radbertgrimmig3979 9 жыл бұрын

The cheapest chinese STIHL imitation chain saw they could find.

@jblob5764 6 жыл бұрын

Radbert Grimmig and then call it "real"

@derschildetaler1505 5 жыл бұрын

But it works ;)

@floorsinbower8612 4 жыл бұрын

@Snow Wolf you work with saws?

@guseks8413 4 жыл бұрын

@Snow Wolf Stihl is a top brand for chain saws man.

@whyarewehere3893 4 жыл бұрын

That's a yikes

@daman7922 4 жыл бұрын

“Don’t touch it.”

@arminpetschelt8127 3 жыл бұрын

"His plums are in the Amazon, look" will always be my favorite Hammond quote

@loganthekrogan2182 10 жыл бұрын

0:43 James May is Batman.

@theseageek 4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy: My colleagues became increasingly concerned. *Hammond and May laughing their guts out* Oh how ive missed the old TG

@nicolasbsmith78 10 жыл бұрын

I love these 3 pillocks!!!

@Rusty160 6 жыл бұрын

Nicolas Smith me too 😂

@MichaelD8393 5 жыл бұрын

Same! Without them, Top Gear is nothing. Not even a shadow of it's former self.

@himynamelscolin 4 жыл бұрын

I love how Jeremy just DIVES right in with the chainsaw rather than angle the cuts lmaooo

@DivinePeace1102 2 ай бұрын

It's been 13 years. Still waiting for that part two.....

@JourneysADRIFT Жыл бұрын

This was one of my favorite specials.

@greenhazmat 10 жыл бұрын

Ive seen these clips the first showing on Directv but watch 20+ repeats w/out them. Good seeing them again!

@mangoshake 3 жыл бұрын

"Hammond and I set about the tree with _all_ our strength" Hammond prroceeds to smack the trunk like a schoolgirl

@HSMiyamoto 5 жыл бұрын

The last bit with Hammond on drugs is best.

@ukchris64 3 жыл бұрын

I so miss this program, these were the best.

@barnabasgoda457 3 жыл бұрын

10 years and I am still waiting for part 2

@jakubgraus13 4 жыл бұрын

When Jeremy turned to James’ car with that chainsaw I died laughing 😂😂

@diegonicholls 11 жыл бұрын

The most important visit that we had in Bolivia and I dont remember the news talking about this, the best car show in this little country and there was no media coverage, what a shame, I hope they come back someday

@JensenViperceptorSE 9 жыл бұрын

Love these bits of Top Gear.

@JohnWilliams-qe7eh 4 жыл бұрын

One of my favourite top gear. Episodes ever

@nrdaniel1994 6 жыл бұрын

oh it is double edged... blunt from both sides sides 😂😂😂🤣

@thenumbah1birdman 4 жыл бұрын

Richard hammond, imitating candiru at 2:40: "When it's up there it just EYYEH"

@Metal-Possum 10 жыл бұрын

"If you do anything more manly, you're in danger of making yourself pregnant"

@SamaraRing 9 жыл бұрын

2 hours later Priceless :D

@trainablebook7079 4 жыл бұрын

Part 2... 8 years later still waiting

@abramo7700 3 жыл бұрын

something tells me he may never make a part 2

@hinesvillebass6742 4 жыл бұрын

"belt of many things" "dont touch that"

@lloydnogood9705 3 ай бұрын

It's been 13 years still waiting for that part 2

@milesmansfield 11 ай бұрын

It was watching the Bolivia special that I first became interested in cars so it’s interesting seeing the full clips as apposed to the spliced and edited version

@MsDemonBunny 11 жыл бұрын

A chainsaw. Oi. I must say I'm impressed nobody lost a limb. They seem to be perfectly fine indoors, but get them outside surrounded by trees, and they came slightly unhinged. Can not overstate how much I LOVE these guys!

@JoeBarnes95 9 жыл бұрын

this is my favourite episode you don't see this on any other programme especially the chainsaw vs machete fight.

@sianj456 2 жыл бұрын

Gawd, I miss the PROPER Top Gear much - thank the heavens for Amazon and DVD's!! Love the boyz to bits!!!

@supercarssupremo1333 16 күн бұрын

I loved these 3 on top Gear

@jakublulek3261 10 жыл бұрын

Duel James vs. Jeremy is the best.

@ryanford5387 2 жыл бұрын

Nearly 11 years and still hoping for part 2

@maxthatsit2283 5 жыл бұрын

The legend says that he is still making part 2

@gx2akosu_725 5 жыл бұрын

Saw all of this, way to go champ

@mynameisopulence 4 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: the Brazilian Wandering Spider’s venom is not only known to be lethal, it’s also known to cause extremely painful erections.

@timma_thy 4 жыл бұрын

Oh hell yeah.

@chillchillpill 5 жыл бұрын

"Jeremy Clarkson is a colossal knob" - James May

@charlieneath8862 6 жыл бұрын

I know what Richard was on about when he was talking about the high low bit, as I live near it

@AverageAlien 3 жыл бұрын

I watch a top gear video, when the video is over my brain immediately forgets it, just so I can rewatch it again and it still feels fresh

@braders790boop 9 жыл бұрын

Milton Keynes for the win! I'm from there! Also. I can understand Hammonds problem with that tarantula. I'd have ran far away the moment I saw it

@User22435 4 жыл бұрын

“I couldn’t stand the noise from my bag any longer” wtf lol

@shivi4419 5 жыл бұрын

these guys are hilarious.. love them

@jimmy3le9plus 5 жыл бұрын

Legend says part 2 is still in the making.

@StereoIWantItAll 11 жыл бұрын

the part where Hammond is on coke is arguably the funniest thing i've ever seen.

@adsyoffinch 3 жыл бұрын

The bit where Hammond "did his laundry" wasn't on the original 😂

@lancelotchidenga3004 10 жыл бұрын

I love Jeremy absolutely fantastic old bloc he has the most fun on these shows....

@bikelifewill6483 5 жыл бұрын

Hammond feel that" God its double edged" It isn't they're both blunt" hahahahah

@GreenRupee 12 жыл бұрын

Love to see a complete uncut version of these challenges, would probably be about 3 hours but it still would be great. On a side note, it's ironic that jeremy said at 0:37 he won't get wet when hours later he starts to sink in the water.

@UrbanHeartBeatz 6 жыл бұрын

6:50 is when Hammond lost it 😂😂

@highspeed9518 5 жыл бұрын

There will never be a better show

@davidpoole7098 5 жыл бұрын

I don't know why, but every time Jeremy bumped into James when they stop I almost die laughing

@CassandraVindicta 9 жыл бұрын

DAMN YOU HAMMOND!!!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY CARAMELISED COCAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@rejemahanjat8862 6 жыл бұрын

"IF YOU DID ANYMORE MANLY OR DANGER MAKING YOUSELF PREGNANT" LMAO

@Gethsemanes 4 жыл бұрын

That's not what he said, you muppet

@jdrevenge 10 жыл бұрын

A bit upset at the BBC if they actually cut these parts out of the non-UK version(s). This is why people pirate TV shows, guys.

@iainrickwood2623 4 жыл бұрын

Bit late but you know its not the BBC who cuts bits from the run other companies in other countries air right? Like American stations who have to appease the their advertisers by cutting out footage to fit in ads so it stays in the timeslot - yet chances are UK viewers saw all of this as the BBC doesn't need adverterisers cos the government supports it via the annual license fee