A very large "necessary" glass of wine lol

He was drinking a MEGA pint… don’t forget!

I was waiting for him to say, “which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?”

Got him with his own hearsay

a statement and not a question

1:27 🤭

@@norakirayumi thanks!!

Hahahahaha ty for sharing i never caught that😅😅😅😅😅😅

Lmbo 😂🤣😂 gotta love Johnny!! ❤️

I missed that! Oh my God that's gold!

😂😂😂

Jhonny could start his own alcoholic beverage company, called "Mega Pint" by Jhonny Depp

He was charming you could see that liar Heard getting really wound up 😂

@@KellieChasity as aoap

I'd never be able to keep my cool. Humor is a coping mechanism of mine too but I'd just lose my head hearing this bs coming from her.

Her being a bold face liar helped too.

Ikr? He’s like “Anytime now, no? ok”

🤣🤣

💯🥰😁

@@Vamssiisol It was his smile afterward that is what made me laugh the most, he knew it was coming.

When was that?-

"Judge may I have a *mega pint* ?" 😓🤔😏

Judge, may I be excused to assault some cabinets and drawers, Your Honor?

I haven't been watching this trial, but catching these snippets is making me laugh! Objection. Hearsay! I think it's going to be the next catchphrase.

HERESAY LMAO

@@EscapeFromCrazytown Next time you have a good couple hours, watch just one day of the trial (I'd recommend the day Kate Moss testified). It's weirdly entertaining and has so many highlights that aren't put in snippets.

His patience throughout proves what a calm and non aggressive soul he is

Im not a fan of hers but havent they passed away?

@@richardrichard5680 I think her dad is still alive but her mother passed away in 2020.

@@williepearl278 not surprised

Not really, many ppl aren't close to their parents. Depp called his own mother abusive

@@notthedoctor8621 well she was a junky

It's funny and sad at the same time, really hope he can pull thru this mess.

Exactly, I would need a mega pint if I had to deal with that witch on a daily basis. Drink your wine Johnny. 😁

"A megapint?"

That was good one can't say he wasn't describing whatever a "Mega Pint" is in fluid oz. Johnny was respectful & it was good for him to quip " I poured myself a large glass of wine" Like paint a picture of Monster Johnny drinking Mega Pints of vino ( haha) then turning into the hideous character that this defamation trial is about. Well , Depp brought this trial ...He went for it. Now he's there in court so that Mrs Heard can retract what he feels is a false smear about himself. He knows he'd be scrutinized yet he also knew ( & his legal team too) that is he wanted to counter attack a smear article OpEd piece & he'd have to go to Court & take her to Court he did. Good on you Johnny even with addiction troubles and admitting he smashed a few cabinets he never roughed her up. He paid his lawyers & is in the ring fighting for a retraction of Mrs Heard OpEd & I hope any damaged from that OpEd article. That's no fun but makes me proud that he took her to court. A bit older now all of them now are seeing what's important with different eyes than they had years ago. So now he sees that a good name smeared in a article is not going to happen on his watch. Hope he gets his win in this case.

it was classic Jacksparrow style..he said poured 'miself' a glass 😂😂

True I couldn’t even watch it out so cringe 😬

the only good thing thats come from her being on the stand is the amount of memes that have come from it

@@candycakes7921 me to i was cringing so much I turn off the live trial, then I just watched highlights 😂

I keep hearing people say her testimony is too cringe-worthy to watch. Personally, I'm enjoying every minute of it. The more elaborate and crazy her story gets the better. With her lies, she is literally backing herself into a corner she can't get out of. Can't wait for the cross-exam to begin to see all those lies torn apart exposing her as the true manipulative liar she is, and for JD to finally receive the justice of having his good name restored.

@@denisemand4391 I couldn't agree more Denise. Watching her crucify herself is the most fun that I've had in years. I can't even get angry she's so ridiculous. Even if the world turned flat and she won it wouldn't even bother me because she has made such a fool of herself on that stand that she never will recover. Aside from showing he's a human being like the rest of us I believe Johnny's testimony was flawless. It took him a little while to get comfortable but once he did he was on a roll. I can't wait for the cross exam either. As a matter of fact I think I'm going to watch it at the neighbourhood Pub. Turn it into a real celebration. Great comment thanks for sharing.

Nothing like reading some good ol Hearsay documents while sipping on Mega Pint. ^_^

@@Commander_Shepard. Ummm, after you spend FIVE MINUTES looking for them docx lol

@@Commander_Shepard. papers, not documents

That was one of my favorite lines too 🤣

@@Commander_Shepard. Respectfully, i'd like some muffins with that😆

Same hahahaha.

Anytime Gemini’s can stick it in there we do!!!! 🤗

Yeah that's gotta be my favourite one so far lmao

idk why johnnys response is considered funny; can someone please explain, i dnt get it.

what’s funny

@Springfield "for the fourth time that is my signature" 😎😎

😂😂

For the fourth time, that is my signature.😂 He is such a legend

Is that your signature? 4th time.

😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

I wish they would say "did I read that correctly" and not "right" 🤣🤣😅🤣

FR 😂😂😂😂

You're easily amused bot.

💀💀😂😂

I just grabbed the bottle! No point in wasting dishwashing liquid.

Yes, necessary for your full blown addiction.

@@Doriesep6622 not everyone is weak enough to have addictions, some people just enjoy a daily drink

Yeesss I feel you buddy

@@jebalitabb8228 ain't about being weak its a illness don't belittle people that's out of order yes they had to drink to become Addicted but its still a illness

Nice😅😅😅😅😆😆😆

2 many times they said it😅

That made me laugh so loud too 😂

🤣 🤣 🤣

I'd have said 'No' eventually. That would have been fantastic!

You have to be so sharp

😆 🤣 😂

Also loved that

Right!

🙄🙄🙄

😡

yep

a very captain jack sparrow move 😂

@@ameytiwari1247 IMAGINE a PIRATE

@@ameytiwari1247 remember this day where you ALMOST caught captain jack sparrow

Yes, and after many days of testimony, the only thing they have established is that AH's attorney can read words on a page correctly.

The best!

Killed me 😹😹😹

I though it was only me!!! 😂😂😂

Depp on the stand has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Like Depp whenever he said hearsay out loud had me dying because it's true. You can put anything on paper, but unless it's proven true it means nothing.

7:17

I was thinking more on provoking him to try and trigger him in hopes of showing anger? But then again, they don't seem to as bright to think a few steps a head like that.

@Sandra🦋 it's a contest 😅🤘

Patience of a saint

I wouldn't ... COULDN'T be this calm if this three ring circus🙄 was aimed at me. Johnny's calmness is amazing!!

no they are patient did you saw how slow he is

Not on Amber heard's side but the same happened to her as well.

@@Fkillergr you need see the videos properly then.

@@dancebumps you are just watching one side of it though.

He's rambling a lot, and it's the attorney's job. Honestly, both of them deserve better than to have this in the public eye.

@@vaguedreams i guess she couldve not defamed him then...

That was such a 'distinguished gentleman ' statement

Pirates and 21 jump street still exists, so I must heavily disagree

I find mega pint much more funny!

He WON the internet that day w/ that statement! 😆🍷

Seems like poetry. 😂😂😂

Unfortunately none of these two twats are doing that

Kinda like a toddler who has just learned the word no

That's hearsay

@@samanthasmith6685 Objection. Hearsay.

@@jkwizzle hearsy your honor

@@d-stroyer6888 objection

Did he read that right?

@@memyselfandi3925 😂

That was such blatant tactics that it was probably completely counterproductive for the jury. We saw it, more than likely they félt it too...

@@zusjevanlicht Exactly. The tactic Heard's lawyer was attempting, failed miserably.

HAHAHAHH

Don't listen to Shawn, Pirates movies are fantastic, especially the first 3!

@@shawnryan1313 you have bad taste in movies if you say that the pirates franchise is bad..

@@potverdorie2386 no, we weren't but there's enough evidence that she's the abuser.

She’s a joke And she F herself, nobody will hire her after all the headaches she gave him. A good man Never been charge and obviously not violent She’s the only one with a problem

yep

@@anamunitic1374 she’s evil he’s not She’s lying he’s not

The tissues in front of Heard get about as much use as condoms in a senior center

Same, you just know he's trying not to laugh at this di*khead 😂

Hello sweetheart 🌹

I know a girl who has a similar name but en français: ISABELLE she thinks you have a beautiful name and love how it spells

me too! what a sense of humour and such calmness he displays, I friggin' love it!

He said is it th3 same one I signed three times before 🤣🤣🤣

Fake johnny Depp scammers are asking for money stay safe

Like a BOSS

@Nosebleed a cutie indeed

😂😂😂 And again at 1:51

I thought as He read his script and waiting for other to do their line.

Hilarious😂

yep

Agree

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Une personne qui est toxique pour Deep ne le sera peut être pas pour vous !

Your statement sums it up…. In my opinion.

I liked to call him Rottenboy. Lol

Thanks for your continuous love and support…. How long have you been a fan❤??

A guy made shirt with the phrase

There is already a meme with that!

Yeah you can tell Johnny is trying to hold the humor in but just can't do it lol.

Absolutely the best response

I agree, that pause was incredible

Those funding people never even let him finish an answer!!!

absolutely! said perfect!

Because he's an actor. They know how to deceive.

@@edie4321 I believe this is the real johnny, he isn’t deceiving anybody bc he’s innocent, he doesn’t have to, amber most definitely is trying to deceive everyone but she failed miserably

@@cunningstunt69 He got with a very toxic woman and had a very toxic relationship. In my eyes that makes them both toxic. There are no victims here.

Funny, in his other trial the judge said he is a wife beater.

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😂😂😂

Rotten was wasting the court’s time!

Of course Johnny's lawyers are gonna let her go on and on about dogs and bees and megapints and whatever have you that has no relevance to her case. You think they're gonna stop any of these mooks from making driveling maroons of themselves for a second? Remember kids, never interrupt the enemy when they're making a mistake. It's rude.

@@WarHeroA21 thanks I’ll but that down in my pirate law

@@WarHeroA21 yeah bro for this trial they were on a very strict time limit they just wasted so much of there time that they couldn’t form a rebuttal case which was great for johnny

I agree! It’s impossible to testify if you are asked a question and then an objection is forwarded only three words into the reply. 🤣🤣

The more you say hearsay the more guilty you look

WELL SAID!

You don’t know that

@Blogger They ask him a question then when he's answering they cut him off and object. If you're being 100% honest a simple "yes or no" isn't being completely honest.

@Blogger "He kept dodging" ... yeah about that, he kept being interrupted every 5 seconds. So how do you expect him to answer with the constant "heresey"? They tried to give him a bad name but failed. That's that.

@Blogger Sure. Me thinks you dodged too much in your younger days and hit your head too many times.

To me he doesn`t seem to have control. He wants to answer the question but before he`s done, there`s an objection and most of the times he doesn`t have a clue why and smiles a bit. 😆 wich is great entertainment!

I think he seems very in control, in a certain charismatic way, even if he's unsure of all the rules and etiquette. With all his responses, he runs the show

Unlike that clownie car show put on by his ex. He had to witness that and just be "What was I thinking?"

They aren't controlling his emotions.

@@hifly1929 Ew ukraine pfp

Agreed

1:32

@@ethzero Thank you, I missed it the first time and so putting this time stamp helped! Thanks!

@@ethzero around 1:32 he’s knows what to do 🎶

I was just coming to mention that bit. I laughed so loud in surprised hubby didn't hear me!!

I love that the judge is like "lol... alright" to that. 2:30

🤣🤣🤣

Yes! He brilliantly made BornRotten look like a jackass every time he said hearsay, just by beating him too it and saying it was his favorite word. Every time BornRotten said it after that, he had to have felt the sense of everyone wanting to laugh, and I love it.

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Best one 😂

I laughed at this so hard 😂😂 Gosh I love this man.

I am pretty sure I died there 🙃

That was great, wasn’t it? 😆

2:33

that was great !

I thought he was going to ask what the difference between a Mega pint and any other pint was, seeing as it's a unit of measurement...

To be fair Johnny was the one who called it a mega pint before and the lawyer was quoting him

@@GDIBass "Is that metric or imperial?"

It can actually be one month or two months.

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Johnny is so hilarious 😆,how long have you been he’s fan jenni ?

@@lutherhaugen741 Since I've discovered him in Edward Scissorhands, I was in high school when I was 13 back in 1991.

@@jenniferdalwood1789 wow that’s being a long time ❤️‍🔥,so which part of the world are you from ?

Great answer 😃😃

Interpretation is a perception conclusion ! Xx ❣️ GIFT ❣️ Johnny is so right !

HERESAY

Here, say.. Rotten, Born.

U have to realize too though. He's had plenty of training with the patience & keeping his composure just dealing with Amber Heard all these years. He's a beautiful person inside/out & the fact that his support team/family has stuck by his side all these years just proves that he's a genuinely great guy. Id feel completely blessed to have a man like him in my life

He probably smoked a MEGA weed before each session

i think that's why cigarettes were allowed in the courtroom (until 2006 in UK). all those long hours must be stressing them a lot 😂

I think this is my favorite one ☝️🤣

@@reynaolvera7526 Haha, mine too.

Which in that is in ? 😂😂 i missed it

At 2:32

YEP! his remarks are sassy, I am SHOCKED that the judge did not warn him to shush up lol

Yes...I loved that question n it was so on point !! Rottenbum is useless n unintelligent....hope he loses his Job cause he's embarrassed ppl in his trade!!!

He did a great job of not crossing the line to contempt 😂

I totally agree with you. That's so hilarious and on point!!!

Yeah, you claim these documents you are showing me exist but how do I know that.

*They are, not there

@@toriless hearsay papers 😂😂

Yes, the hearsay papers. Much drowned upon in court. 😂

@TornadoWhirl33 "They are", common spoken as and written as, "they're". (It bugged me too). 😁

Fr

Fax.... No machine.

cuz........ they both drink? thats quite a common thing to do yk..

No.... he.was.playing a rendition of Keith Richards ... as a pirate. He is a brilliant actor and we all know it.

Awesome can't help but shine through in his acting, it has to come from somewhere aye!?!

@Johnny Depp Yeah, Johnny warned his supporters about people like you. You’ve been reported. And get a life.

I know I couldnt do it. thats truly a talent. What character!

Johnny’s “serenity” comes from “being in the right” and speaking Truth”.

@@webcityguymyclubb4032 because he is

you don't know him and he doesn't know you. It's genuinely weird that you commented this.

He has the patience of Job, no way could I have maintained composure

@Johnny Depp BRUH

He’s the best,how long have you been he’s fan marilee?

Many of us are new fans

Thank you for following my page , Support you showered on me, I hope you never stop listening to my music…I’ll love to honor you by giving you my personal information for a private conversation if that’s ok by you.. 💕❤️💋

I guess his processing speed isn't that slow after all. 😎

Hello

Rotten born making his hypocrisy too obvious. AH legal team annoying the jury, JD legal team amusing the jury.

OH MISSED!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO! ;) ;) ;)

Amber's lawyers are so disrespectful, one more than the other, especially that man! Such bad lawyers, how the heck did they even pass their bar exam?! maybe they paid for it. They can never let J.D. say 2 words without interrupting him so rudely. Just awful, they are! But Amber, can babble away all she wants. She's as rude as her lawyers. No wonder why they represented her, ( So badly , actually )! She deserves every thing she gets. After all this, I wonder who would hire her lawyers?

DiGa1481: Yeah, that is hilarious. He is really funny. I like that come back that he did. Lawyer: You were drinking pretty heavily. Johnny Depp: Were you there? I love that 🤣🤣 Exactly, were they there at that time?

I. Was. Dying. 😂😂

As a Gemini like him, I guarantee to you, I am not that calm!!! Maybe it’s because he’s a male????? I envy him so much!!! ♥️

@@JimmyGrl09 Atrology contradicts basic biology. Nothing can be learned before something has begun learning

@@JimmyGrl09 star signs aren't accurate, we're all different within our signs

@@misfitm1457 cool

@@JimmyGrl09 me too

Absolutely!! Love his droll sense of humour!!🤣🤣

And let's not forget eye candy!!

He’s simply adorable 🥰

Yep...I love his humor, always have. Don't ever lose that sense of humor Johnny, please.

Very much so. In fact you can see the genuine humor of Johnny in the character Captain Jack Sparrow. It was a character wherein he put much of himself, as he said once in his stand replying to a question.

Yeah that was a good zing lol he’s so tired of that dude.

Yes lol! 😂😂😂 If it wasn't so sad that they won't let him freaking well speak, it'd be much more funny though. Her lawyers are so ridiculous to watch it hurts. How can they live with themselves...

@@jennyholloway6715 I agree

🤣🤣🤣 lmao hearsay papers!"

That was priceless.

The reason he can be happy is because people don't care about facts anymore. If Heard wins or looses in court, Johnny has won the public over.

Yeah it seemed to me that they were just trying to make him snap when mr rottenborn kept asking obvious questions

My favorite is "as long as you're happy sir"

"beeing"? MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE 🐝🐝🐝

"October is two months before December, that's correct" is my new favorite

Me too. 🌹

I agree. I'm so happy for him. It's hard to get out of those relationships. He has a lot of people that truly care for him as a person.

Was it really only 7 weeks?! Wow it seems so much longer than that for some reason.

Very true!

Honestly I feel the same way, win or lose he wanted to tell his side. And bonus for winning. I never once believed the allegations but it’s insane how he never got to say I didn’t do this. I’m glad it was televised.

hearsay . 😂

Yeah he’s trying to rile him to “show” him being angry

It's a scheme to get him upset. To prove what amber is saying is true. Which isn't.

@@helenthompson7317 yeah and he’s just making himself look like a clown in the process

And then has the gall to say "objection, asked and answered"

Awesomeness

Timestamp please?

@@ginnnlee 0:13