Top Ten Things Every New York City Tourist Needs To Know

Top Ten Things Every New York City Tourist Needs To Know - Late Show with David Letterman

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Top Ten Things Every New York City Tourist Needs To Know from the Late Show with David Letterman. Air Date June 30, 2004.

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@blackbird5634 2 жыл бұрын

Back in the 80's he did this and my FAVORITE tourist tip was: "Never LEND your Chapstick to someone at the bus station."

@MMMarvelous 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe Dave didn't stop & talk to #5 a little more or bring him back. Sounded like he was on helium.

@chuckstroud1410 2 жыл бұрын

God I miss Letterman.

@greenman778 11 ай бұрын

I miss him too

@geraldduncan5646 8 ай бұрын

You’re not the only one!

@joshuabrooks4907 2 жыл бұрын

"If you smoke in a bar, mayor Bloomberg will kick you in the nuts!" LMAO!!!!!

@Mr.56Goldtop 2 жыл бұрын

Somebody needs to kick HIM in the nuts, if he has any!

@jhboob 2 жыл бұрын

The baseball cap and shorts combo is a dead giveaway.

@donaldcrabbe7404 2 жыл бұрын

This is the reason I, now, get to bed, early. Miss David.

@Patrick0Ames 11 жыл бұрын

Ha! You could tell it took Letterman everything he had not to say something.

@orton220 12 жыл бұрын

WTF was with the "guy" at 2:13. Did he just breathe in helium before the show?

@kenowens9021 5 жыл бұрын

Number 11: Always look down. You don't know what's down there.

@pas4865 2 жыл бұрын

This will probably blow up

@frankie3041 2 жыл бұрын

And those were the slimmest guys they could find.

@zygas25 12 жыл бұрын

half of these are so true...

@andrewpetik2034 2 жыл бұрын

It is now 2022 and I don't think tourists are spending 16 billion dollars in NY anymore 😕

@williamladd8665 2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget, it takes 1/3 the tourists to reach the number now...

@andrewpetik2034 2 жыл бұрын

@@williamladd8665 I have taken that into consideration and I believe that with overamped restrictions and increased crime rates in most larger cities, people are staying away in droves. I miss a lot of things about my beloved Chicago but I have no desire to go back. I hear NY is even worse.

@cinemaparadiso5402 2 жыл бұрын

New York can do much more to attract tourists ..

@bobbywoods684 2 жыл бұрын

We went there in 2017. A sewer. If you live there, you deserve everything that will happen to you.

@gregamerson9172 2 жыл бұрын

There ain't 16 billion in tourism In the entire US anymore. Inflation has it all. Fk u very much JOE

@codyclaeys2008 2 жыл бұрын

I sometimes think that number one is less funny than the rest of them 🤣

@The_Daily_Tomato 12 жыл бұрын

Il remember that.

@iamsancho55 11 жыл бұрын

How is that a 9-11 joke? Good god...

@brotheldan2009 9 ай бұрын

OMG the bootleg spider man movie was so funny

@KelleneHubbard-dz4gt 11 ай бұрын

Well at least he is Still Alive ❤

@Enid2Sacramento 2 жыл бұрын

Back in his glory days...

@robc.5745 2 жыл бұрын

You forgot to get a Yankees hat.

@TwoEuroCoyne 12 жыл бұрын

Half Of Them Are From The Souh. I Expected Them To be Irish Or French .

@KingR098 11 жыл бұрын

'Murrica

@LeadBeatPink 2 жыл бұрын

2:07

@johnnynbk 2 ай бұрын

2 out of 10 tourists have on red shirts and khaki shorts

@davetoffen7944 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious 😂

@2fast4uspartan 11 жыл бұрын

this seems more like something aired in 1994

@charliegeraldjr5926 3 жыл бұрын

2004

@MapleSyrupPoet 2 жыл бұрын

#1 😄🤣

@yohomiez101 11 жыл бұрын

How some New Yorkers pronounce Greenwich Village: Greenich Village.

@cinemaparadiso5402 2 жыл бұрын

Can some explain the Spiderman 2 joke?

@GabrielWilsonCollins 2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes people sell bootleg DVD's on the street. People go into theaters and record the film then burn them on to DVD's.

@frankbeans5921 2 жыл бұрын

That’s wasn’t the bit. The joke was his voice 😂 Letterman did his best to contain himself.

@mikelehman37 2 жыл бұрын

@@frankbeans5921 I was there, that was his real voice.

@brycelandon6387 4 жыл бұрын

What was so funny about #5?

@saltenya94 3 жыл бұрын

It's a "bootleg" joke.... Spider Man 2 movie premiered at the movie theater yesterday. But the next day it's already bootlegged onto VHS on the streets of NYC!

@brotheldan2009 2 жыл бұрын

his voice

@yohomiez101 11 жыл бұрын

How I pronounce it: Green-wich village

@danjohnston3422 11 ай бұрын

Nice thumbnail. Way to step on the punchline.

@Mr.56Goldtop 2 жыл бұрын

The number one tourist tip to NYC is , DON'T GO THERE!!

@FlowSense544 11 жыл бұрын

and white...lol.

@SoLazy100 12 жыл бұрын

any good looking people?

@williamchafe8824 2 жыл бұрын

Did they try to find the fattest tourists?

@jrnumex9286 2 жыл бұрын

don't need to know any, not going. i like the broadway shows on macy's TG day parade though.

@FFIrish23 11 жыл бұрын

#9 if that was a 9-11 joke thats not fuckin funny

@doomdude69 3 жыл бұрын

You're s2pid

@looper9264 2 жыл бұрын

Paul Schaefer, the worst side-kick in the history of television.

@joshuabrooks4907 2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure your dad feels the same way about your mom.

@gregamerson9172 2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuabrooks4907 watch it boy. Mama jokes can git yr ASS WHOPPED😳😤😤

@seanluke3052 2 жыл бұрын

Paul Schaefer, easily the greatest talk show bandleader in the history of television. His talent and record were legendary (as is his collection of synthesizers). Look up his involvement in developing the Blues Brothers sometime.