in our unit it's allowed. "but what's your unit?" I can't share that information.

That is scripted, they are both actually in the military, it's a joke.

its cool man, its cool...

The flag is backward because we are always moving forward

I’m Aussie and I know that American soldiers have their flags with the stripes facing their line, and the stars going to the enemy line

😂 Seems like what Peter griffin would do... But if this was Peter he would've punched him and ran away.

@@edwardedman7682 lies

He was in another video as well he said the exact same thing

@@thaddeuswexler2465 who?

gettin free beer

I thought we all knew about the Air Wingers. I'm guessing stolen Valor. Or his GT score on his ASVAB was 1

@@jared1394not gonna defend him because i seriously have no clue but as far as i know it's pretty common for service members to join law enforcement and intelligence agencies when they get out of the military, in the UK we have an ex security service/MI5 surveillance officer who has wrote multiple books and done a couple interviews (vetted by his former employers) named tom marcus (fake name) and he was in the military before transitioning to MI5

i have the canadian militsry pants doesnt have anything on them my friend gave rhem to me when i was like 15 i wore them a few times as a teenager bc i genuinly just liked how they looked, didnt realise it was this serious if u wear them deffinetly will never wear them again😂😂

Probably a dumb marine lmao, I’m Air Force and have classes with those guys, the stereotypes def are there for a reason lmao. Not saying marines are all like that but def are some that make me wonder how they even got into the military lol

I have flown into MCAS Cherry Point, en route to Camp Lejeune, several times. I can confirm the USMC has an Air Wing - more than one, in fact. I retain huge respect and affection for the US Marines. Splendid men and women.

That dog's like wtf? I ain't no military dog. I can't even jump on the couch.😂

K9

That was the craziest.LMAO

They sound like they're meme-ing

and it was trained to smell.

I'd watch that over Endgame.

Jared Gagnon That is the endgame... At least for that guy

@@m1a1abramstank49 yep I would want a before and after photo it would most likely look like 1st photo ugly face after photo dirt with a stone slab that say he didn't fight a real battle but he fought in battle of the gut bulge then r.i.p

Inglorious Bastards

It really would and for me ill be leaving for fort leonard wood base in Missouri for basic on October 22 12 Bravo

😂 yeah I come from a long line of military men who tell me how it is I don't think so

Hes trained to smell😂😂😂😂

@@juveaccountsmell human piss 😂

Ńāťé I bet he took that from Modern Warfare 2s Antagonist General Shepherd 😂😂

Burnt Chicken Nugget word😂😂😂

Private Ryan?

So he's with the bad guy then he's a traitor to the U.S.

Burnt Chicken Nugget lol that’s commander Shepherd

Scammy Drop I cant stop laughing please help.

@@fz7091 *no*

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I think that one was a joke, I remember obama calls him

I died a little on the inside 🤦🏿‍♂️

When I was in the Army they always let us wear our green uniform on St. Patrice's Day.

MARTIN KERKER That’s cool

His uniform was so bad

wht about the flagss dude.😂😂😂🤣🤣

NGU ENTERTAINMENT i hate to say this but you got wooshed big time

That dude is dumber than a shoe

😂😂😂

I like the part when he mentions being in the jungle 😂

yes we want them to see us coming

Hell yea brother. American flag on the front and standard issue K-9 trained to sniff right by your side.

I ain't even a veteran and can already tell thats fake

@@Spiralredd its a skit. they are both legit

@@jewdakriis1785 good. Acting like military when you're not is horrible

😂😂

I mean hey black Friday has lots of enemy activity I thank you for your service 😂

My company had something like a casual Friday 4 times when I was in Germany. We wore all civilian clothes that day. Company Commander wouldn't let you mix Army and Civi though. AR670-1 says you can wear the PT jacket, the fleece jacket, and the PT hat with civies but our Commander didn't allow it

Lmao that one is a joke it’s so obvious

J P thank you for your service to our country!🇺🇸 and thanks for the education on military code! My brother in law was 82nd Airborne/Fort Bragg and for a long time was a Golden Night!

I read this the same time he said it

J P thank you for your service!🇺🇸

"This is a... Standard Issued K-9" Imagine

"Oh it's uh... casual friday" 🤣

That one was clearly a joke

999th like

😂😂😂

Call of duty missions lol

KGB Comrade 😂😂😂

Ye his mission is to get dark matter and prestige master

Lol right😂

I heard he Killed Makarov

Hey man once you’re free it’s time to relax lol

Lmaooooo. Bro that had me weak

Wow disrespecting a Army Ranger. Your mama must be so proud. Hold on lemme wake her up and ask her.

@@Locopueblo You must be fun at parties.

What's a torta

It's wrong, angering, and sometimes pitifully funny. "I'm on low profile"

I know the feeling, I almost started channeling Angry Cops... he's pretty rough when it comes to roasts.

Jake Iannarino bro that one had to be fake 😂😂 had me rollin 🤣

We had casual Fridays at Ft Lewis.

Jake Iannarino also with the “standard issued K9” comment I cried

I feel like they were actually friends and making fun of the type that would fake being soilders Lol

TheStoneThatRolls Yeah that one was by far the worst. All of the other ones were either extremely lazy, the guy was clearly mentally disabled, were hilariously bad, or completely shut down when confronted. That one was just different though, like that dude was really trying to build a whole story and get away with it

If I was a phony........ I wouldn’t be wearing this uniform! Logic 100

I could tell by the replies of most they were either retarded or just plain fried from too much drugs.

TheStoneThatRolls you can see when he pulled it up it just showed a lock screen

@@welcometothemovies9157 she yelled to the marine to say stop yelling since he's being loud

This one is fake apparently

Get premium peasant.

Andrew Acosta : What a waste of money, I could literally just install an adblocker for free, I’m just too lazy

@@cameronchanning9468 just skip to the end of the Video and Restart it

Truth

KZfaq demonitized this! They did something right!

Alex Crawford hmm yes the floor here is made of floor

@@zaptheking3942 no u

Forever Young *UNO REVERSE CARD* 🔃

Preppy suburban white boys join the Military to try to give them the balls and toughness that they do not and will not ever have

@@zaptheking3942 buzz lightyear ahaha

jinsbigtoe after saying he got it for jumping outta a plane lmao

Bruh moment

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Ive done 17 jumps where's mine!

jinsbigtoe wow that would mean every single solder would get that after training cause don’t you normally do that for training in the military I’m not too sure

That dude was funny

😂😂😂😂

If I worked in the army. -I don't- I wouldn't be whereing it all Willy nilly

lmfao

I also got this flag for jumping out of a helicopter.

Kid: " I served in the Kitkat platoon for about a year, on my 7th birthday I was transferred into the Reeses ranks 2nd division."

Lmao

Serreved at home

Kid: I served at my cousins 🏠 Soldier: what rank are you Kid: none Soldier: who’s your general? Kid: my cousins older brother *soldier realising its halloween* 😅😅😐😯😅

Flare Xero hahaha

They seem small, but they're all mistakes any NCO can spot them from 30 feet away without any effort, outside with no PC/Cover you're gettin chewed out, Blue Cord with no Blue discs? Marine badges on army uniforms? You can't not notice once you've been in, it just screams at you lol

Because we're drilled with regulations from the start lmao

It’s basically because everything is so exact that it makes it easy to spot something wrong. Also what really blows my mind is how all these fakes don’t even take the time to look up how to wear the ACU on Wikipedia. Like, it’s all there and yet they still manage to mess it up. Probably the most cringe worthy thing I’ve ever seen in real life was on 4th of July when I saw a guy wearing a combat shirt with a ranger tab with blue jeans. I asked him if he served and he said he’s still in and so I mentioned how weird it is to see someone wearing an ACS in public and he said “nah man this isn’t ACS this is MULTICAM” and when I told him it wasn’t he was like “dude you wouldn’t understand you’re not special forces” and then everything went downhill from there.

They get taught discipline and ti study all of those small things. If these dopes were in the military they would of been receiving a worse punishment then being video taped

Steel Will boy stfu

Your making fun of that guy.

He cant help the dad from coming out of him

He HAD to have been someone’s drill Sgt. Lol

He wanted to make sure he wasn't gonna get hit by a car

ATOMIC INDEPENDENCE76 don’t think he’s exactly making fun of him, I think it’s because the idiot was stupid enough to walk into traffic

I think it might have been a mix of corgi and chihuahua

Its trained to smell

The chihuahua is trained to be annoying

That one looked staged lol

Stolen valor:*walks around with a gold fish in a bag* Cool dude; hey fuk head that’s stolen valor Stolen valor: no,this is the standard issued k9 for areas with with whuder

Beside that how do we know if the person is vet or not? Because I've seen people like this too but I thought it was normal.

Vets get a veteran's I.D. to confirm they served

@@skullyjones3548 Not always the case. I've been out 22 years this March. I have my DD-214 stashed away, don't carry it on me, and I've never once use the VA system simply because especially these days... I don't want to die :-) if my name, rank, service number, and Mos isn't enough for you... Well piss off

@@hawaiifiveohoh thanks for the info man and thank you for your service, I want to enlist out of high school and I can't wait thanks for clearing it up for me, I'm still learning myself haha

@@skullyjones3548 good luck my man. Keep your head up and your six down! I'm no hero bro, just did my job, but thank you. Thank you for your sacrifice. Hoorah

Essem this crime should be punished by death. Period. People die to gain those ranks and these scums do nothing and wear a uniform.

@@nexxyyy1 Death? I personally disagree. But based on these videos, more needs to be done to teach these shits to not do it. Public humiliation maybe, but not death. Let the punishment fit the crime. But I'm obviously not a veteran or serving (hopefully one day) so I can't always understand their perspectives on the issue.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL I know I wanted to smack him through my screen

Totally uncomfortable watching this fat slob fumble through this

@@inmymouf2656 i think some of them might have been a parody of the one at 6:00 There is no way it wasn't but if it actually wasn't a parody then noah needs to get the boat

It was a skit that mocks people that do that. Don’t worry lol

casual friday 😂😂😂

What flag is that? "The american flag"

Every U.S marine receives a standard issue K9 when they deploy, how do you not know this? St0lEn vAlEr!!!!

It’s a joke you idiots

Farrell Lagrange it actually is. The original is on his channel

Thank god

MondoJinTV Link?

Yeah he is, apparently both of them were actually in the military, he was taking the piss out of people who fake being in the army.

Vegetarian Soylent-Green how u know this?

Aye nice profile pic

😂😂😂

Lmao what a loser

🤣

Will my CO fall for this? Only time will tell

@@noahacton8448 let me know how that turns out haha

“Yeah I protect America from the enemies and stuff”

RJ Bottlecap no just dumb he went to my school

@@WublynOnOF yea I'm sure he did

I feel bad for the dog the guy used. Poor baby 😢

logovii matia I feel your pain brother.

logovii matia I lost my brother Soap on one campaign. And then I lost my homie Harper on another campaign. 😔🤘🏽💔

I have right here my standard issue k9 that’s trained to smell so you better watch out

logovii matia that’s not funny

Ethan Kilmer you’re right your face is funnier

Mercedes Vargas that clip was fake

King 69 I know ... it was just funny

That’s when I knew it was fake

Ganja Danger yeah man I agree with you

Goin around with four flags 😂

100 IQ is average

@@jamsn-dm4og it's... a joke fam

You have been promoted!

r/comedyhomicide

Obesity 100

Like damn...

Bon Jovi ye right

Shinra Tensei I agree my cousin died in Afghanistan

The one and only Lrcatlcol damn homie, RIP to your cuz

Thanks man

Lmfaoo

Bro that has to be fake

Plot twist... the dog is actually a serving marine.

I saw him smirking when he said it I feel like this is fake. The jacket is so tight on him 😂

LOL

I actually tought that to be a good idea till i dug deeper into the dog. See, some of the k9 doggos are trained to parachute with their operator, which would surely work better with a smaller breed than a malinois/shepperd in that regard but since the doggo was not a terrier or spaniel but a champagne purse, well... I dont really see that doggo sniffin IEDs and stuff in the desert while 40 degrees outside.

Those guys are probably friends faking something because I doubt someone can be that stupid and have 4 flags and a flag that where his rank is and his rank on his shoulder

And that casual Friday

You think?

I just realised that I was the 69th like. *nice*

True lol 😆

It was, he has a KZfaq channel and both parties in the video actually did serve .

@@captainobvious7199 whats the youtube chanel

@@jajajdjdjdj6434 I honestly can't remember, I saw a different video with the same clip but at the end him and his camera dude explained that it was supposed to be a goof making fun of the dipshits who actually attemp to steal valor, had the channel name in the video but its been over a week since I saw it.

“Where’s your pants?” “Right here” 😂😂

If I had a chance to serve with the girlscouts I would never transfer.

Thank you for your cookies

Me too the taped me too a sub as the gunner

Noice, now I request some thin mints soldier!!!

Hey I'm part of the Danish frogmen just transferred from the womb so I'm with ya on this one friend

Actually our army dog was a picked up stray dog. I was in a riot suppression unit and we had no GSDs authorised. The dog of my elementary school(GGS Suedalle) was a GSD named Blitz.

Dude plays cod

Lol

WORLDWIDE

Jimi sorry commander

he’s probably rank 55 not prestige

😂😂😂

Dude has 4 flags and none of them are in the proper place 😂😂

Luke McCullough he started to laugh after that it’s def fake

*WhAAts Y00R MOS???*

@@bigguyCIA4u RP/BM lol

😂😂😂

They served in 3 Call of Duty campaigns and haven’t been on Battlefield

-wears 1st CAV Woodland camo fatigues

Vids fake. I saw the exact same scenario even down to the dialogue but they were in a gas station.

Never mind that ranger tab on his other sleeve was in the wrong place.

Kinsey Reynolds ikr

Prod1gy_DX staff Sargent 😂😂😂

@@midnightanimous4426 I thought it was so insurgents knew to keep driving when they looked in their rearview mirrors 😂

@Yeetus Defeetus ?

@Yeetus Defeetus It's K-9 in this case.

Chihuahua: (｀・ω・´)

Chihuahua: I swear, I've never seen this idiot before in my life.

That's what I was saying lol. I'm impressed he correctly stated where 2nd batt is stationed at lmao.

He reminded me of Republican Space rangers for a minute

Chuck De Nazareth lol yeah

@@doctordemocracy5695 lies

isn’t 11b military police (enlisteds)

I died of laughter when that guy said the dog was a k9😂

That one was staged because after he said that he was smiling 💀

@@punnkki484 definitely staged, probably two soldiers taking the piss out of these type of people

I think that was the only one that was setup

He is a Soldier. Only people who didn’t serve in the military wouldn’t know within 5 seconds that it was staged and they ARE Army Soldiers making fun of fakers.

Snoke The old supreme leader of first order I do it differently

That killed me😂

Same 🤣🤣🤣💀

Not unless you seen a real soldier wearing the proper uniform before or if you watched Stolen Valor videos and learned the kind of things that can be pointed out

@@jcrocky for real it all makes sense now, it's all so out of regs haha

To give an example, if someone were to forget their MOS, it would be like forgetting their name.

@@jcrocky Aha, my master plan of pulling off the perfect stolen valour stunt. I learn from the mistakes of others! Mwahahahaha

This is so sad.lts so disrespectful to those who have died in action .lm in the military. I really enjoyed it when they asked that man when the Marine Corps birthday is. All Marines know that from bootcamp.

I mean, he is a liar, but I always get the impression that you wouldn't tell a stranger's young kid very much about what you do. They might only understand "go out on missions".

He really think this is call of duty

I've done mission on top of missions .and more missions.

Clay Soggyfries it’s a skit

Deplorable😤😤

Man I was laughing so hard when they first showed him

That's because it wasn't his..

standard issue canine lmao

The Sweaty Basement Historian Man had 693936 flag on his uniform, like tf is wrong with you bro

I'm pretty sure that one was staged, like come on, you don't have to have served to know everything he said was BS and then the icing on the cake is "standard issue canine". Usually the real stolen valor people do some cursory googling at the very least

That guy was disgusting

That one was clearly fake

an*

General Grievous Well hello there

Xander Hall ...

Xander Hall wh-

Xander Hall why must you make this overused joke?

He is in area 51

Ikr😂😂😂

Stephen Rodway Do you have the link

Standard issue K9 . I guess that means only one thing. "Enemy K9 Unit inbound!"

the guy was probably a schizophrenic. He was too nonsensical to be a proper conman.

holy shit he actually said that @_@