I’m auditioning for Fiona on Monday and we only have two weeks to put the show together and as much as I love this song the fart/burp part makes me die a little every time I listen

I'm shrek in my schools production and this was very helpful

When you’re playing Fiona and your crush is Shrek.........

In other songs they say how she was 7 when she was locked up. In I know it's today, she says day number 8423 as her final day, meaning she is 23, plus 7 from when she wasn't so she is 30. She says in here she was locked up for 20 years which is wrong.

as shrek this is a helpful resource thanks and remember to stay outta my swamp

I've heard this song so many times I know all the lyrics and I didn't even have to learn it

as Shrek this whole playlist really helped. Thanks

This is completely the Shrek and Fiona version of Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better

I'm Finally in our play, and it really helps me practice

bruh i just did this show and i hate to say that i now have all of the fart/burping parts memorized but i have the fart/burping parts memorized

I’m playing Fiona in my local theaters production of this. My Shrek, however, is not comfortable with this song. I hate doing the song with him because I feel idiot but I know I’M doing it right. Any advice on how to get him to actually ACT like Shrek?

honestly im kinda disappointed that they cut the section where both realized they had similar experiences, being sent away by their own parents

This will help for my school's production ill make sure to sure it with my friends

1:55 OOPSIE! Better out than in I always say

I'm scared for our version of the musical... I think im gonna be either Pinocchio, Donkey, or Gingy...

LYRICS There are things you don't know You know, about me, about how rough I had it What, in that cushy tower of yours? Cushy? Are you kidding? I had nothing, in that tower Fighting boredom by the hour! Princess Lonely, walking circles I had only Bare essentials, army cot A hot plate and chamber pot and Every morning I would boil it No choice, I had no toilet! Just a view of devastation Out one window, isolation In my bedroom and very little headroom Twenty years, I sat and waited I'm very dedicated On the walls the days were added Luckily, those walls were padded! So I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah, yeah, yeah I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Oh, you think so? That was a sad story, but I've heard better, I'm just saying 'A' for effort, thanks for playing Sad to see a princess suffer But I had it rougher Like that time a mob with torches Burned my britches, see the scorches You're just whiney I had a flaming hiney! As I fled I had to wonder If I were torn asunder Would an ogre go to heaven Did I mention I was seven? So I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Oopsi! Oh well better out than in I always say Ooh Hmm hmm hmm hmm Hmm hmm hmm hmm Hmm hmm hmm hmm Hmm hmm hmm hmm Nana nana na Nana nana na Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah

I am Fiona and this was really helpful.

So helpful thanks!!!!

I love this song and fiona

People’s theatre shrek , then Alice in wonderland then Annie

best song in the play

I got Fiona in the play so gotta studie this lol

best song tbh

I'm Fiona oh gosh I'm so nervous

I'm trying out for Fiona tomorrow wish me luck!! 😬😬😖

i'm doing this play, and i have to learn pretty much all the songs as ensemble ;-;

I am fiona

1:17 Sreck

i’m auditioning w my crush w this song☠️

The reason I'm here is cuz I'm fiona in my school play.

2:17

Lol I'm in a shrek musical

I am shriek and this song is make me go yes

I am going for shrek and Im very scared. What alternative should my school use for the fart.

im shrekkkk

I’m shrek in my school’s production

OMG THATS WHAT HAPPEND TO ME

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0:16 - Start After Dialogue

Shrek has the worse childhood

0:34

IM A PIGGIEEEE

My friend is Fiona

When your crush is Fiona and your the understudy for Shrek

I had nothing in that tower Fighting boredom by the hour. Princess lonely Walking circles I had only... Bare essentials Army cot A hot plate and chamber pot. And every morning I would boil it. No choice I had no toilet. Just a view of devastation Out one window, isolation In my bedroom And very little headroom Twenty years I sat and waited I'm very dedicated On the walls the days were added Luckily those walls were padded So... I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah Yeah Yeeeaaahh, I think I got you beat I think I got you beat. Oh you think so. That was a sad story but I've heard better I'm just saying A for effort thanks for playing Sad to see a princess suffer But I had it rougher Like that time a mob with torchers burned my britches See the scorches You're just whiney I had a flaming hiney As I fled I had to wonder If I were torn asunder Would an ogre go to Heaven Did I mention I was seven? So... I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah I think I got you beat. I think I got you beat. No warm regards No Christmas cards And every day Was hell on earth day. Okay top this. I missed my prom My dad and mom sent me away, It was my birthday. I was sent away on Christmas Eve. Haha. No warm regards (Bare essentials Army cot a hot plate and chamber pot.) No christmas cars (And every morning I would boil it. No choice I had no toilet.) And every day was hell on earth day (Just a view of devastation out one window, Isolation in my bedroom and very little headroom) My dad and mom send me away, it was my birthday (Twenty years I sat and waited I'm very dedicated on the Walls the days were added luckily those walls were padded) I miss my prom My dad and mom sent me away... So... So... I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah YEAH I think I got you beat Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Hhhmmmm hmmm hmm hmmm Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmm Hm hm hmmmm hmm Hm hm hmm hmm Nananananana na Nananananana na Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah

I know you had a crush on shrek fiona i think you do had a crush on shrek fiona

Hi I am on roblox and I accepted you

My favourite part is 1:31

shrek gang😎

I'm Fiona and I need to learn the song

Real

I’m Pinocchio. ;-;

Here's a better song I got the farquaad in the back ya broom horse is attached the tiny hat is back got the farquaad near a lap riding on his horse ya you can hit the(bowl cut)

I'm playing fiona

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1:15

I know you had a crush on shrek Fiona hahahaha i know it

oh you think so. That was a sad story but I've heard better i'm just saying A for effort thanks for playing Sad to see a princess suffer But i had it rougher Like that time a mob with torchers burned my britches See the scorches You're just whiney I had a flaming hiney As i fled i had to wonder If i were torn asunder Would an ogre go to heaven Did i mention i was seven? So... I think i got you beat. Yeah, yeah, yeah I think i got you beat. I think i got you beat.

we aren't doing this song. riii.

Se

Even tho I’m not Fiona or shrek (I’m dragon) this is by far the funniest song in the shrek universe

I'm Shrek- and a thin female soprano how did this happen?

As someone playing Fiona, I hate this song.

This is probably one of the not so great songs on the track compared to all the other ones.

I dont really like this song.... Just a personal opinion solely bc of the burps and farts in this song but I'm Mama Bear

Im a girl casted as Shrek, one of my good friends is Fiona, this is gonna be sooo funny.