“It’s like all the buttons you never push on a calculator” is the best line in cinematic history
@GoldenFenrir10 ай бұрын
Thats facts!
@kaashifthasarawala476710 ай бұрын
😊😊
@Redrunner81210 ай бұрын
Best line is still, “LEFT CHEEK LEFT CHEEK LEFT CHEEK!” 😂
@sergionancy95819 ай бұрын
lol 😂 idk left cheek left cheek left cheek 😂 gotta be the funniest of all time and tell megatron lets tango 😂
@sebastianfalu42389 ай бұрын
@@GoldenFenrir3:28 i stare like that
@craigmiesterable11 ай бұрын
He takes calls, encrypt lines, wins a stand off, sleuth flawlessly, code and decode. This role was written with Alan, for Alan and by Alan.
@kyze828414 күн бұрын
Only thing he didn’t do was fly like a leaf on the wind Which I’m glad he isn’t hurt here he’s so nice
@tigerlilly90382 ай бұрын
"I'm so sorry, that is the old meee" 😂😂😂 3:54
@tempestates13Ай бұрын
I lost it as he's dropping the hand gun
@michaelstroy283222 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@Southern_Crusader21 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@nova_zar11 ай бұрын
"You are peasant people throwing rocks at a giant" 😂
@mho...10 ай бұрын
always wondered what he really said/ment... you are peasant's, people! or peasant-people?! both hillarious in that situation, but slighty different meaning 🤔
@anthonyquintanilla3171 Жыл бұрын
“Control your boy please “😂🤣🤣
@picallo12 ай бұрын
Love how dutch is like an actual badass.
@nightfurmoonfang339119 күн бұрын
"I am so sorry... that was the old me..."
@michaelzalecki559617 күн бұрын
I believe his name is Steve the Pirate.. 🤣
@sethexodus Жыл бұрын
“Do not tempt my addiction“ 😂😂😂
@xBloodXGusherx2 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@brycebanaszak855910 ай бұрын
3:36 will prove that Dutch is so powerful that he literally changes into an entirely different person to lay the lady on the bar out and then turns instantly back to himself. 😂😂
@Winterborn510 ай бұрын
Plenty of former military can do that.
@sike300010 ай бұрын
so powerful he can also apparently pump action a sawn off double barrel
@hodb390610 ай бұрын
@@Winterborn5The person you reply to meant a different person literally as in his stunt double. Look closely and pause when he hits the lady. It’s his stunt double.
@Winterborn510 ай бұрын
@@hodb3906 I know it's a stunt double. I was commenting about the mental switch well-trained people can do.
@EmptyMan00028 күн бұрын
@@Winterborn5 Well trained-people are just lunatics and dogs. Waiting for a trigger, know what their triggers are and they're just punks with broken brains.
@dehanchanel803210 ай бұрын
"Tells megatron lets tanggo" ones of many best part of this movie
@like10smurfs.10 ай бұрын
Dude Alan Tudyk is one of my favorite actors that doesn’t get enough credit cause he’s always doing voiceovers for robots or androids lmfao fucking love him man
@kyze828414 күн бұрын
“You can only pick one” “Waush.” “That fast? You DO love me!” “Honey no offense, but I know the captain can take it and you can’t.”
@somebuddyX10 ай бұрын
2:25 "And then I said 'RENT, WHERE'S MY MONEY?'"
@LordSalazarsRevenge4 ай бұрын
"You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!"
@Tommywilliam2099 ай бұрын
Does anyone else want a back story film about Dutch?
@arcims_razor90579 ай бұрын
Gerhardt from '28 days'
@richardgrier896813 күн бұрын
YES!!
@user-jc2rp2he6z9 күн бұрын
Or just a movie/series about the whacky adventures of Dutch and Simmons…😎👍
@Flashstrike410 ай бұрын
By far the saddest part of the mb transformers was that seymour and dutch were scraped
@moseskuria12349 күн бұрын
For Seymour, not entirely Duch was a missed opportunity along with Leo.
@ophiuchus9923 ай бұрын
"DO NOT TEMPT MY ADDICTION, I HAVE GONE THROUGH WITHDRAWAL"
@AfroMan18710 ай бұрын
"You want a piece of me Bill? You want to get naked?" Boy, that got weird real quick.
@xBloodXGusherx2 ай бұрын
LOOOOOOOOOL!
@brandonslade21348 ай бұрын
Honestly simmons was my fav character in the series. He brough so much comedic relief
@williamlacey19817 ай бұрын
Several years later Alan Tudyk would become the voice of Optimus Prime in Transformers Earthspark
@dylancorreya16279 ай бұрын
One of the best written side characters. Saw him in a a show called the rookie recently where he plays a real somber and calm role, could'nt stop hearing Simmons shout "Dutch" everytime. Brings back such memories. Thank you Michael Bay !
@pratikpatil68165 ай бұрын
Watch Resident Alien.... That is by far the best of his!!
@sethexodus Жыл бұрын
He’s the reason Transformers movies are amazing ❤
@rithvikmuthyalapati975410 ай бұрын
You mean Agent Seymour?
@arionwalton23294 ай бұрын
I need a friend like Dutch
@GoldenFenrir4 ай бұрын
We ALL need a friend like dutch
@firefly247210 сағат бұрын
Well, i am dutch. Don't know if that counts but oh well.
@mho...10 ай бұрын
the russian bar scene is just glorious 😆
@0INFERNO110 ай бұрын
I love Alan. He's such a good actor and brings humor to even serious scenes.
@timothykillilea248610 ай бұрын
I really want a tv show of Dutch, this would be an awesome character to explore in a robot-war centric universe.
@WTFisHappeningToMeАй бұрын
Check out Resident Alien. He’s the main character. He plays an alien that crashes into earth and takes the form of a town doctor to blend in as a human and he’s absolutely HILARIOUS. I didn’t expect myself to love the show so much but man it’s truly out there with some of what he says and does. It’s perfect for Alan Tudyk
@VictoriaLassiter199910 ай бұрын
Also, Sam’s “wow” and Seymour saying to Bill, “You want a piece of me, Bill? You want to get naked?” did it for me. 😂😂😂😂
@midnytevega27778 ай бұрын
Tudyk like bernie mac owned every scene he was in. A shame that we never got more scenes with the latter
@SonnyBLightSun11 ай бұрын
God, if i ever get an assistant, I pray it will be someone like Dutch.🙏
@blackagent47545 ай бұрын
May Allah answer your prayer and give you an assistant as funny and reliable as Dutch.
@azizfachrezzy184210 ай бұрын
"I don't suck"
@NeoRazgriz10 ай бұрын
Dutch is probably one of my favorite characters in the series next to Colonel Lennox and MSgt Epps. Wish they gave them more screen time
@GoldenFenrir8 ай бұрын
Same i wish Epps and Lennox were the main characters. Epps especially is underated
@rtz480610 ай бұрын
"do not tempt my addiction"
@ryanmarshall34878 ай бұрын
The ascot around the neck brace is fantastic.
@JMPL31802 ай бұрын
I laughed my arse off when I saw it, just wow! 😂
@johnnycharco10 ай бұрын
Dutch should have had his own movie or tv series.
@noxpsycho91239 ай бұрын
Resident alien his own series.
@ColvyMolvy10 ай бұрын
I wish he was in the series from the start. He was so cool. Maybe see him when he was his old self and then in DSOTM this new side of him. Oh well
@SomnOculos16 күн бұрын
it always got me when he said "Dutch!" and the shot became 'Dutch' angled @ 1:53
@BlackDiamond2718 Жыл бұрын
Just realized he stopped calling him NBE-1.
@ianchoi714210 ай бұрын
A shotgun shell was heard landing on the floor... Out of a break action double barrel.
@johnott492118 күн бұрын
Alan Tudyk is so great he should definitely have more parts in movies. His new show Resident Alien is fantastic!!
@thomaspavelko941210 ай бұрын
Went from watching a Transformers movie to rather watch the movie with Dutch's story.
@farissulaimi186910 ай бұрын
"...WW2 is over..." Why is that funny...
@tyronepersaudTyGrr9 ай бұрын
"You're peasant people throwing rocks at a giant"
@MegaKnight201213 күн бұрын
I spent $3.50 on a ticket to see this movie at a theater, and it was worth it for Alan Tudyk
@GoldenFenrir13 күн бұрын
I said the same thing to my mom. IT WAS WORTH IT JUST FOR ALAN TUDYK
@jmbauan823410 ай бұрын
Cmon, the 2nd cosmonaut dude was just trying to get some rent! Since peter still hasn't paid yet
8 ай бұрын
Please you all sign a formal petition for record a TV serie about Dutch spying some dudes and or solving crimes somewhat related to the Transformers. This character deserves more and better.
@angelinaebner27266 күн бұрын
Alan Tudyk is so fantastic in every Role ❤️❤️❤️
@JYDY-if5rf2 ай бұрын
Happy birthday Alan Tudyk
@c0r3theta10 ай бұрын
I know i've watched the movie more than once but qtrangely i never remember seeing this guy do that in the movie. Like the bar fight or the hacking of the bridge and tracking the phone, none if it was in the french dub i swear.
@cilerman678721 күн бұрын
Dr Vanderspiegel going crazy 🤣
@GoldenFenrir21 күн бұрын
YES!!! I've been waiting for someone to acknowledge this dude being in Resident Alien
@dianewilliams11252 ай бұрын
I can rewatch this scene over and over! My favorite Transformers movie! Bring Shia back and of course everyone in this scene! ❤❤❤
@VictoriaLassiter199911 ай бұрын
If you listen to Dutch after he tries to say something in Russian for Simmons, his English voice sounds like Prussia from Hetalia!
@Penguin-qy8cb9 ай бұрын
Please whatever you do, never point a gun to A DUTCH 💀
@KRYoung_dev2 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for this supercompilation of the only parts worth watching
@GoldenFenrir2 ай бұрын
You're welcome, mate! That's how I felt and I wanted my mom to see these great scenes because she likes Alan Tudyk but wont watch the movie (dont blame her) after I made it for her I just uploaded it and I'm really glad you're all enjoying it
@xenosmoke891510 ай бұрын
Transformers has been dragged through the mud. It’s golden moments like these that have kept us watching.
@GoldenFenrir8 ай бұрын
Exactly! You nailed it
@chabbonno422711 ай бұрын
Steve the Pirate !!
@tech-bore883910 күн бұрын
"I'm sorry...that was the old me"
@krishnachaithanyareddy857510 күн бұрын
Tell megatron lets tango 💃🏻🕺🏻
@rajeshbeura84019 ай бұрын
I m sorry that was the old me 😅😅. Badass
@dahlianurzaleha88599 ай бұрын
Sam’s face after Simmons said let’s tanggo 😅😅 2:06
@bobsrandomchannel75899 күн бұрын
Those binoculars 😂 they were only looking across the street
@neo59737 күн бұрын
😂😂😂. Exactly
@dianewilliams11252 ай бұрын
Happy belated birthday Alan!👽👽👽
@tempestates13Ай бұрын
Oh crap! I forgot he was in this one. Loved his gun scene
@zonitoni445310 ай бұрын
This man is Optimus Prime now.
@GoldenFenrir8 ай бұрын
Dutchimus Prime
@acerolobo11 ай бұрын
3:43 where did that second gun come from?
@GoldenFenrir11 ай бұрын
I'VE BEEN ASKING THAT SAME QUESTION THIS ENTIRE TIME
@nova_zar11 ай бұрын
3:42 you can see it stored in his belt
@acerolobo11 ай бұрын
@@nova_zar ok I see it now
@VictoriaLassiter199911 ай бұрын
I was wondering the same thing!! I’ll have to look more closely when the part comes up.
@rapukengarb619 ай бұрын
He is like deadpool in real life.. the old Dutch have Mission Imposibble😂
@achmadfilzasavikri799811 ай бұрын
"danke Schoen"
@fanuatanumamea219611 күн бұрын
I like how Bee lowkey fucks with simmons its funny asf in the elevator “tell megatron, lets tango” *cold start transformer V8* 😂😂😂
@Boss3000xxx3 күн бұрын
We all need a person like Dutch in our life loyal lol 😂
@priyanshchourasia468121 күн бұрын
I love how Simon used to call Megatron as NBE 1 in Transformer 1 and in this movie its "Tell Megatron lets Tango" 🤣
@Rapscallion20099 күн бұрын
K2SO is my favourite yet of his roles
@amosmaka6030Ай бұрын
"Dutch, you suck." 😂😂😂
@FireTheHoker8 ай бұрын
THERE IS NO TRANSFORMERS WITHOUT AGENT SIMMONS.
@brainwashedburgerworshipper6 ай бұрын
I'm sorry that is the old me 😢😢
@G.W.HuntZinger8 ай бұрын
Wash.... We've some local color, a grand entrance would not go amiss.
@trevorsalamander871123 күн бұрын
I genuinely forgot he was in this film and was kinda shell shocked by seeing him act like this.
@kreigguardsman335510 күн бұрын
Fun fact he will later voice Optimus prime in Transformers Earthspark
@Mr_Kenneth9 ай бұрын
Friggin' love Dutch.
@Southern_Crusader21 күн бұрын
I don’t care what anyone says, I loved those first three movies!
@bimalkumbhar129 ай бұрын
Good job Dutch... 😊
@domainexpansion110113 күн бұрын
1:54 the phantom has returned
@TheEpicFinch10 ай бұрын
A leaf on the wind.
@empeignelouischristopher62589 ай бұрын
Anytime anywhere transformers my❤❤
@BiraMigoph10 ай бұрын
That was the old me 😂😂😂
@Wes-xk6hl25 күн бұрын
I lose it every time when he spins around one hand mode eith the shotgun. All in 1 scene everyone gangster until dutch goes crazy
@ShiiitIDK16 күн бұрын
'"Ok lets everybody just calm down, lets lower the heat lower the guns lets relax....WW2 is over."
@zakiputrapasundan2623Ай бұрын
We love ducth ❤❤😂😎👍
@reeyardali83619 ай бұрын
Why no one realized the reference for the person name who only kept calling “vicky” , it’s from i,robot, the same actor played the main robot sunny and vicky was the A.I. that went rouge
@origamichik3n10 ай бұрын
The scene in the restaurant is so weird almost as if it was written by two scriptwriters. A brunette with pistol is speaking actual sentences, while shotgun wielding bartender just randomly screams "davai! davai!" which in Hollywood means "i speak fluent ruzzian".
@theteacher31636 ай бұрын
I guess she is not actually a native russian and learnt some phrases..
@blueraccoon108810 ай бұрын
1:50 well he always wanted to be an astronaut he may have been a pain in the aft but got recognition now he's a badaft (i don't swear)
@Lorijenken8 ай бұрын
Do not tempt my addiction ! oh lordie I relate to that WAY to much love hime hes so funny but yet serious i love it.
@graemebass239110 ай бұрын
I'd watch a movie about "The old me"
@bestmoviesever19 күн бұрын
Say what you will about these movies, they have some great characters.
@ridingwithsoumo271014 күн бұрын
Tell Megatron "Let's Tango'
@Rain2tall17 күн бұрын
To this day…where tf did the handgun come from☠️😂
@GoldenFenrir17 күн бұрын
Someone explained it and I just think "Shhhhhh, don't ruin the magic. Dutch can just magically materialize guns out of nowhere!"
@thehobbyist6417 сағат бұрын
2:25 “Give me rent”
@gadorgamingtv29898 күн бұрын
You all dont realize this is the guy from A Knights Tale! :)
@GoldenFenrir8 күн бұрын
Dude we ALL realize this is the guy from The Knights Tale :)
@canadanionerdo543414 күн бұрын
3:36 stunt double spotted
@Jalbesbe9 ай бұрын
How did I forget he was in this movie, don't even remember the character. Thou tbh i barely remember this movie
@rifqii17353 ай бұрын
bro is bernie crane
@seanwilson5318 ай бұрын
3:10 it's like watching a snail try and keep up with a slow moving turtle. Dutch? didn't they have classes on how to speak Russian that you could've attended?
@bvbui26 күн бұрын
3:36 😅
@almoses791520 күн бұрын
3:45 😂
@damiandavis61221 күн бұрын
What the heck did dutch do to have those kind of reflexes