This is obviously a very important discussion. The unintelligent people will not be able to understand the deeper meaning of this.

Only on Trash Taste where you can go from discussing the importance of mental health (particularly in men) to talking how to take a sh*t along with experiences with public bathrooms.

Of course the Trash Taste podcast immediately reverts to poop

I love how Joey is the middle man in the conversation while garnt and Conor are deep af in the conversation

Connor is treating this conversation like a deep discussion in philosophy or psychology class even though it's just a discussion on shitting techniques.

This is why I love this podcast

This video hits different when you’re on the toilet watching it, like I was about to get up and go about my day, but damn now I’m here contemplating how I’m going to leave the toilet

There is also another situation when you can flush while seating: it's because it's not over yet. It's a boss battle and you finished phase 1 but now you need to gather your strenght for phase 2 and pray that there is no phase 3.

The real battle is between people who wipe sitting down and people who wipe standing up

Forget Poseidon’s kiss, sitting flushers want a whole make out session with Poseidon

Conner is a god damn natural entertainer, ma man living in an endless series of Yakuza side quests without realizing it

What an absolutely mental conversation

I was always taught to flush multiple times to not clog the toilets. You use two-three rounds of wiping between every flush depending how messy the shit was

I love how Connor always has these very intense opinions about very trivial stuff

I love how it went from "Loneliness causes men suicide rate rise" to "How to flush a toilet after you drop a chocolate squirt" lol

Flush - then zip/belt - then wait a moment - a second flush (because I hate walking into a public toilet and seeing something in the bowl staring back up at me, like some poo-Golum)

Please make more toilet related episodes because it’s like oddly interesting and I die of laughter every time

Shitting in the UK is like being in Silent Hill

Idk how y’all can get a no. 2 done in a public bathroom. My body physically won’t let me until I’m home.

Some of us like to live dangerously. But yeh, I always close the toilet before flushing. If you know about micro-droplets you'd do the same.

Some public toilets and this is FIRST hand experience cant fcking flush all of the poop, so I have to wait couple of mins to flush it again.

Don’t tell japan about this, you already know how obsessed they are with bodily fluid based personality tests….

Crimes scenes and toilets, sometimes they're clean, sometimes they look like toilets and crime scenes.

I'm with garnt + joey, if I was on the other side waiting for a stall to be free the flush is usually the signal that someone has finished using the stall and is leaving. But sometimes you have to do 2 flushes if it's not powerful enough so there's the awkward waiting around in the stall for an extra minute before flushing again. In that case then connor's method would be better cause by the time you do up your trousers, belt, etc then you can reflush and then leave

anyone else put toilet paper on the water to prevent splashback when taking a number two

"Typhooning your ass with shit-water"

The worst bathrooms I've ever been in, at least in the United States, are public pool bathrooms. They are fucking disgusting. The floors are so wet and at timers it's hard to figure out if it's water or piss that I'm stepping in, they smell like crap, people don't flush the toilets like they should half the time, and when I sit on the toilet seats I feel like I could get 12 different diseases simultaneously. It's like they never clean them, ever.

I buckle first as to not have to touch the toilet then my trousers to try and keep my trousers as clean as possible

The toilet discussions might just be my favorite part of Trash Taste

If you don't leave the toilet by the time the flush is finished, then you are taking too long A truer sentence cannot be spoken

1:28 THAT'S WHERE THE MEME IS FROM!!!

9:56 I can see the jojo menacing text coming from the other stall

I pull my pants up then flush if the flush is a handle because I kick it so I don’t have to touch it. If it’s a motion sensor, it mostly flushes on its own but if it doesn’t then I do it manually after I pull up my pants. Also I wouldn’t get mad if I hear a flush and someone is still in the toilet because either they need multiple flushes due to a lot of shit or toilet paper or because there’s a motion sensor and it flushed before they were done.

Some of us are two time flushers. I’ve learned that if I don’t immediately flush after dropping the hot duece, sometimes it’s too big to be flushed with the paper. I’m doing this for you. Either you deal with my sloppy Joe, or I can, as I should. But I’m with Connor on this one, when I’m done wiping, I flush and then put my pants together.

It's because if you flush and then do up your pants, you have just transferred any bacteria that was on the flusher to your pants and belt buckle.

I want to run because the flush will suck me into the toilet to meet the toilet monster

So this is where the meme came from

This man literally be optimising pooping and flushing🤣🤣

The Covent Garden story is too real and just like Seoul. So many places don't have toilets inside the cafe, bar or restaurant. You have to walk. I remember having to walk around the block in Seoul to this toilet in an office block that was just..... bad.

Here there are public toilets that flush automatically the moment you lift yourself from the seat, probably for hygiene purposes, I hate touching the flush thing, because it's such a small surface that I'm sure everyone touched after getting shit on their hands... Anyways I bet they'd hate using those lol

Petition for a reaction cam of the others (if they’re fine with it) since the laughs in the background makes it so much more funny

Just reading the title told me it was going to be weird

Connor flushes first because if there is poop still there, before coming out, he can flush again.

If you flush before you buckle then everybody who has touched it before you is now on your hand and then buckle

Finally the trash taste content I was looking for

Flush after closing the lid, hygiene reasons

This is the content I have been seeking.

Sometimes I flush right away to make sure the toilet doesn’t clog. I guess I’d be the one that would be pissing them off.

Well… I flush and wait to see if it all went down. There’s nothing more annoying (and that happens soooooo many times in the UK) that going into the toilet and there’s stuff there: from the floating submarine, to the lonely toilet sheet, to a blood bath. So I always wait and flush as many times as needed to make sure stuff goes down. The public toilets in the UK and Europe are a disgrace because the cleaning staff are not paid enough, or there aren’t enough cleaning shifts for the amount of people using the facilities. It does annoy me that even though I’m paying 30p I still feel I’m going to catch some venereal disease just by being in the restroom. Meanwhile, in Tokyo I went to every public toilet and it were the cleanest rooms I’ve ever seen.

I wonder if they've ever discussed wiping standing up versus sitting down. 🤔

You had me at shit.

I had to think about this one… so I buckle up because when you flush it basically is spraying particles all over the place… in particular if there’s no closing lid… and it’s better to get your external clothing splashed with this, if at all, than any exposed skin or underwear. Simple. 🤣

Monke brain priorities 101

You know each of them thought of this conversation the next time they went to a public bathroom.

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gotta love thes converstion

I never have seen Connor with such level or energy talking about something

Somehow the word pooping technique is so funny to me

0:38 Exactly. Plus it feels scary lol. #1 I prefer to wash my hands first. Open the water with the hand that wasn't holding my schlong. Then flush. #2 I prefer to wipe first, wash my hands the same way as if I was doing #1. Then flush. I don't get out or touch anything else without cleaning my hands. That's nasty.

Forgot they have bidets, was sitting here thinking they were skipping the wipe sesh lmao

I flush the toilet before I stand up

Watching this while doing the subject at hand.

Definitely flush the second Im done shitting then wipe then flush again then stand up lmao. Also I really hope wiping or shitting while standing up is fucking weird too

The reason why toilet seats are removed is because of junkies rolling joints and drugs. It must have been a Hotspot where they go do said thing it forced the owners to Remove the seats. I bet the toilet reserve tank was behind the wall and the toilet paper holder was a round one where nothing can be rested on

There's a 2m radius of spray that happens when you flush. There's little piss and poop particles that spray up. If you have your toothbrush too close to the toilet, you get little pieces of shit IN the bristles of your toothbrush. You bet I flush and immediately walk away

From what they're talking it seems like from the moment they sit to shit they ONLY flush when they finish? Like just once? the whole time?

When you pull up your pants your hands are already there why not just zip and button it up, put your belt on then flush. If after you pull up pants you turn over to flush, you have to come back to your pants again. Also with pants done, you could immediately walk away after you flush so less toilet water might spray on to your pants. If you have not finish with your pants, some toilet water might spray from the flush while you stand there finishing up your pants.

Going to Connor’s stream soon after watching highlights was weird. Rip his beard.

this is one heck of a bathroom story

You've changed. Instead of talking about anime, now talking about toilet techniques.

the bigger question is wipe sitting down or wipe standing up , answer obviously wipe standing up.

If you're a person who doesn't look before you flush idk what makes you tick.

Im with cdawg on this one, getting rid of the shit takes priority before zipping my pants

I’ve started using that squatty potty thing and noticed that I my poop sessions go a lot more smoothly.

I'm going to be fully conscious of how I flush now.

imagine not pooping in your pants

6:20 Yes. I almost don't need context. Just assume that anything public in the UK that isn't nailed down (or hell, some that still is, like toilet seats) will be stolen by some weirdo at some point.

me eating: Oh this sounds like a good video to watch right now

ok but why would you want to touch the nasty public toilet flush and THEN touch your pants/clothes you're getting all the germs on your clothes

I cannot stand the smell of shit, so I flush as soon as I'm done. Pants still down. The less time I need to spend smelling that shit (literally) the better, so I don't even waste time on pulling up my pants before flushing.

I flush while half sitting if i have to cause if i number 2 + toilet paper i might have to do a flush before more toilet paper otherwise it could get clogged.

……………..Conner is slowly going even more insane the longer he stays in Japan.

I clicked the video because I wasn't aware there's any pooping technique

My son washes his hands and comes back to flush

Connor is just animation cancelling irl

Thanks Connor, now I have to consciously think about this the next time I take a sht

Ok ok. I appreciate a speedy pooper. BUT. If you flush and immediately leave and you clog/leave shit in the toilet and I WALK INTO THAT, I hate you. At least make sure it’s gone.

Lol Iam confused why this would be on his mind for three days and yet impressed he can take something most don’t think a lot about and give it these layers. I kinda wanna hear what other questions he has like this.

I very much enjoyed watching this while eating

Just listening to Conner’s life, I feel like a side character

The real question is which way do you sit on the toilet. Like all real Americans I sit facing forward so I can use the shelf for my work or reading.

And then there are the wierdos who whipe whilst Standing

I stand when I poop

Boys public school toilets in the Philippines are revoltingly disgusting.

Home is, where you can shit comfortably

I have a muscle memory thing where i get up close the lid go far from the toilet seat and then reach over to the flush and then i flush it as hard as i can for maximum cleanliness yes yes

I disagree with Conner and the cleaning of public toilets. Its too much work to constantly clean. When people don't have be like pigs in a bathroom all because there are people paid to clean it.

This video just made me want to take a dump

*sniffing Zizek noises in the distance*

monke