Alex Meyers first

Second idgaf

Do american horror story

Do a review on tall girl

Do American Horror Story, good vid btw

CSLOUISE the way I wheezed reading this-

She sounded like one too.

LMAO

She could get my syrup

Trruuee

Get out

Us

Hardy-har-har-har... 😫😫😫

ba dum tsss

😂😂🤣 thank you

Yknow what, facts. I've only just seen this show rn and I already prefer her to most vamp leads.

Yeahh sookie is the best part of the show for me. She is decided, captivating, fearless, compassionate, and takes no shit from anyone, wich is hilarios considering that she is handling creatures far more powerful than her most of the time. She is no wallflower girl waiting to be rescued!!

i rlly did like sookie’s energy. the only thing i hated is how she wanted to be involved in e v e r y t h i n g

What happened in the pilot, I don't remember it was so long ago lmao

@@megkrish7568 Sookie saves Bill from being drained and sold as narcotics. I think...

me too. he was so fun to watch. his storylines were more interesting than others most of the time... like Tara for instance 😒😒

yeah I loved him and Sookie's brother was really cute too

@@saharkasraie8624 Hahah i'm not talking about Eric being cute although both my sisters are in love with him so i get that women find him attractive. But Eric is a grade a bad ass! Never understood why he was so obsessed with Sookie though, besides her being a fairy. She was mostly annoying and dumb.

I love the book version of Eric more than the tv version but OMG Alexander Skarsgard is so so fine. Mmmmmhmmmmm

Agreed. Although Godric was my favorite but Eric definitely comes in second

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

I thought he said "suck it."

NoiseDay me too!

Bill's "Sookie" is pretty iconic. And funny.

I read this when they said that...

How dare you write a funny comment! I was eating cheddar bunnies and they got all over my phone!

Not hard for a character to have that though

A rock had more personality than Bella.

"What's so special about Bella?" ~Damon Salvatore

And more than Elena

And Lafayette is one of the best characters ever lol

@@AngelicDesigns292 RIP Nelsan Ellis 😢

@@alisaurus4224 I remember hearing about his death and I was devastated, he was so talented and made the show a blast to watch :(

I legit finished season 1 only because of that theme

Sarah newlin was sooooo hot

Hunter Wasnt she dreaming in this scene 🤷‍♀️ So its not exactly like he was really Edward Culling her.

@@j.b.s1513 true but the way alex said it is what killed me 😂😂

Hunter The way he said it 😂😂😂 I cried 😂😂😂😂

I laughed so hard at that!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂don't forget how he said "Sookie🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Sookie ok back to the show"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It sounds like "biches" in russian. So, not so good for dramatic moments.

sssssssookie

Do people really call their kid Sookie? Sounds like a soggy cookie or something...

Yeah I would laugh my ass off half the time bc of that 🤣

Дарья Волкова ....”cyka”....

I know this comment is 5 months old, but um.... he once showed us his "cock sock" he had to wear during filming. It-it must have been a hoot to film.

Ooh didn't know that

@@AerynKDesigns his what?

@@ultimatetrashboy419 A little bag for the modesty of one's twig and berries on a movie set.

Credit where it's due: they're the only vampire story couple who became a couple irl to still be together. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson broke up, and so did Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev. Though Somerhalder who played Damon in Vampire Diaries married Nikki Reed who played Rosalie in Twilight, so there's some crossover event flavor to that. Of course now that I've said this, I expect divorce announcements any minute now.

Awww cute

What🤢🤮

:O

Another fun fact, the woman who played Sookie is openly bisexual, which I didn’t expect because of how hillbilly her character was on True Blood 😩

Really? That's so nice😀

Buffy was buffy before buffy.

Ask Luke Perry.

Yeee buffy was OG💯🤣

Actually the vampire diaries came first

@@yasminemixon5458 I only care about vamps in Buffy because they're bloodsucking demons. Want to talk books? Mina in Dracula 😂

Bet that was awkward.

@@jadedragon6222 yeah, it has become a bit of a pun.

So she read the books and still thought this was going to be family friendly? Lmaoooo well at least it’s her call, not yours, that would be mortifying lol

@@zvezdoblyat haha i thought the same. There are so many Scenes of Sookie with a Man and so many talks about sexual abuse and so on..

@@sarahbosch9660 agreed. This comment cracked me up because I instantly thought of the scene in the first book where Sookie sees a dead body through a window and then gets instantly distracted by a hot guy she wants to bone in the same paragraph lmao

Thank you as a person who's never seen the show I was like so are you gonna explain her powers or not thank you again

@@JumpingAssninja I mean it's a very basic explanation, but you're welcome

wait, then what species is she?

@@cosettio She's a faery/human hybrid - a halfling

@@cosettio she’s part fairy

BRO ME TOO I WAS GONE WHEN I FIRST HEARD THAT

ME TOO LIKE DAMN HAHAHAH

Lol

It 's 2 AM and I had to cover my face with a pillow

I was fucking dying LMAOOOO

Wow I've never thought of it like that.

It was less like seducing and more like hypnotizing, previously

Dracula

@@Hedgpig They did that in True Blood as well, but it was called "glamouring" or something like that.

@@Gabriellaella23 compelling i think...that's how they call it in tvd and others, vampire 's compulsion.

That and the destruction of Tara(?)'s character (or whatever Sookie's BFF name was). Grandma and the BFF and Lafayette (I can't remember if he dies or is seriously damaged) but they didn't deserve that

@@koconut12 Lafayette lived

@@lochofmceo I’m guessing he got turned into a vampire? I loved that show until my bf died, now I can’t watch it. I’m going to give the books a try tho!

@@annebruecks7381 nope.he never got changed into a vampire.

@@annebruecks7381 his partner he was in love with dies S5 or 6 idk (also he takes on his partners bruja powers) and Lafayette gets kidnapped and tortured for a bit in s2

they should've called me Suzi or whatever, Sookie is a dumb name

@@ok..9382 Agreed, but it's unique I guess. The way Bill said it was just laughably dumb and awkward imho. I guess it was supposed to be hot but ugh, lol, nope! at least imo. He also was hundreds of years older.. what would they even talk about? He looked much older than her too so that casting was kid of odd to me, "Bill" imo was a gentleman I guess (I didn't watch all seasons so if he later on became worse or something sorry I am not aware of that.. although even in season 1 he was possessive which was problematic absolutely.. and it was written off and explained away as he was worried about her safety around other vamires who admittedly are dangerous in that world, are much stronger than her can glamour her.. or did her powers make that impossible? i don't remember). I just loved the theme song, the southern setting and summer dresses on sookie and lafeyette was the best character, I thought the vamp blood being used as a drug was a cool part of the premise, and Jason was obviously super attractive. I didn't stick with the show for very long though. Couldnt stand Twilight type crap even though I was in the age group/ demographic that it was aimed at and was just sick of the plethora of poorly written vampire crap that was saturating the market at the time. One show does well and other people try to capitalize on it by cloning a handful of cash grab slapped together stuff.. and the show that did well in that case was crap to begin with.. is it true that Twilight started out as a fan fic of... ugh its been too long and I barely registered much about the twilight franchise but I remember hearing that the author wrote it as a fan fic erotic novel base dpon existing characters, and from what I know of the plot and the zero character traits of the female lead that seemed 100% true (that could've been Kristen Stewart and her one expression though, idk).

i had no idea as i never read the books lol, never liked her character tbh there were much better characters

I even read the books, and never noticed that.

@My entire Life is a jojoke Exactly.

Cool

@Jame Andy fucking stop it you freak.

@Jame Andy Fuck off

riverdale was never good

YASSS

The only reason why I watched it 😂

Nicolaus Volentius and had Pam. lol

sandywolfr26 Pam and Lafayette were amazing

Nicolaus Volentius so did his brother Bill Skarsgard he ripped out someone’s heart on the beginning of it chapter 2

👍

Eh, the last two seasons really took a dive imo. But I agree with you on everything else, still really enjoy the show

@@Hannah.2125 Took a dive yes, but didn't become complete trash

@@helstok178 true

I mean, I wish it was that deep, but in reality, it’s a show that decided to divorce the books and jump the shark by season 2 and got weirder from there…the difference between true blood and like, riverdale, is that everyone just decided to lean into the crazy and make it the most batshit thing on television. I love it so much for that. Plus, if you actually liked the books, you can read them with literally zero spoilers after seeing the show!

ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ ... it’s always watchable though?????

@@bangtwitterandtwicetagram830 Not if you are trying to mimic Alex face expressions. It hurts my face.

Now he just needs to work on his “comedy”

@@Brandon-rb4sm I personally always liked his sense of humour. I just wanted to compliment him because he seems to be working hard to keep improving:)

@@vivii44 me too ☝🏻

ya, y'all are pretty weird with y'alls submission fantasies

...I mean...is that not supposed to be romantic?...did I miss something?

@@azerohiro Sookie is far from submissive, the only reason she's into Bill in the first place is because she can't read his mind. She wants an equal, and she never once begs him to make her a vampire. Even though he probably would have if she wanted, or Eric too. She takes power in her humanity. She also kills people who try to kill her, so she's no "there's no blood on my hands" girl. She tries not to kill, but when she needs to, she will. She's not a wilting flower and stands up for people. She's not as powerful as a vampire, however, vampires can't have power over her like that.

House Targaryen 🐉

Scottish Prince and someone who’s 100’s of years older than you dating you is SO amazing and not illegal

MyMagnificentOctopus I feel like it was intentional tho

🤣

I didn’t even realize that tbh so it doesn’t for me

Sookie in Australian slang means somebody who is always complaining. Somebody who is always crying or having a Winge about something.

Kaitlin Oetting it’s a joke buddy

@Kaitlin Oetting That was my quickest thumbs down yet, kind of an accomplishment really.

He's in Japan. I'd be super stoked if I had Japanese food available daily.

@Josh Nunya with just a little bit of crack

@Kaitlin Oetting you would congratulate yourself in that situation, keep up dear.

Jane L the same

Yes Bill looks old, But Sookie is no oil painting either & those f*cking teeth **shuddders**

@@Stuart267 her teeth make her even cuter.

@@elisejackson2854 Her mouth looks like a run down graveyard full of broken tombstones. I think its more the actress's personality itself. she is really arrogant in real life & that to me is unattractive in anyone

@@Stuart267 well if she's a rude twat irl i understand. but physically she's cute.

@@Stuart267 Is that you on your pfp? *Shudders*. See, not nice is it. She's arrogant in real life? Hang out together often do you or are you just judging because you feel insecure and are a miserable twat. The actress portraying Sookie is pretty and cute so 😤 you.

But both in the books and series he was quite douchey so she left his ass

Good for her!

@@vsboardza in fact she ends with a human i think, living a normal and happy life, at least in the series the last episode shows her giving a friends dinner at her house and pregnant.

Didn't she like, look all super hyper captivated and almost obsessed before she tried to save the dude and find out she couldn't hear his thoughts, though?

@@MajorLawliet - Yeah, the show made more of it than the book.

just vampyrphile same

The skarsgard family = 👏🏻

Yessss! I kept yelling my phone for Sookie to leave Bill 😫😫😫😫

Good LAWD, yes!

Haha true this. And Joe Manganiello is a close second.

Genuinely thought he said suck it

I fr thought I was the only one that laughed at that!😂😂😂

No duh everyone knows that. Also known as the SOOKIE STACKHOUSE novels

I don't think everyone knows that. Most people are pretty ignorant when it comes to literature. Lol. You just knew, that doesn't mean most folks will. Just like most people don't realise how much s*x is in those books and that its a huge plot point

@@2cute2poot76 I agree, most people don't know that The Vampire Diaries is based on a book series by the same name either

How dumb can people be it says its based on the sookie stackhouse novels every episode 😂

@@chosen6612 Have you read the whole VD series? It gets bad after the original author was fired.

Ah yes.. the first blonde with a stupid name. She was a kick-ass though

I would say there's too much time between the end and the start of the craze. And there were a lot of popular movies about vampires around the time Buffy was going on that could also take credit.

@Anon Ymous The ones Buffy hooked up with _were_ emo though... Well, Spike was like depressed punk when they were actually dating. But Angel, definitely emo.

It was after charmed though

*sips tea in Anne Rice*

Anna P. YESSS these were my favorite shows

YES.

Yes please! (*u*)

That would be SO COOL!!!

Omg YESSS!

Yeah but Bill wasn't supposed to be teenaged. Stefan was supposed to be a teen and looked 30.

@@kilianalexander2736 it was so funny cause damon was supposed to he 8 years older but looked younger.

bill is attractive ( i find eric hotter , tough), the show was not aimed at teen girls after all.

nessy ness I always thought Ian looked older than Paul, personally 👀

He's not supposed to be a teen boy. He's a supposed to be a man.

Not to start a war or anything, but Bill is a power hungry, edgey teen that takes himself too seriously and rebels against his maker/sheriff/the authority

@@eggeggegg8566 To be fair... all of that "rebelion" lead him to became a demigod [even came back from the "dead" like Lobo (pool of blood full regeneration)]. Meta -> He was also the one who choose to "die for realz" so the show could properly end (after realizing he was the "true prota", not Sookie).

@@eggeggegg8566 teen?

@@ayeshahussain3629 I know he isn't actually a teenager. He just really acts/reminds me of a dramatic rebellious teen.

@@eggeggegg8566 Bill is a teen? He was a fucking war veteran with a family and kids.. wtf

5celestialcosplays copycattttt

I saw this comment as soon as he said that

I'm dead 😭😭😭😭😭

Sookie sookie pum pumari sookie bookie oooh baby why you kumpari my head. Oh my sookie sookie pum pumaari chuki chukee ooh baby why you surini my back hole

And you know, being on hbo helps. Can show straight up porn there.

and the criticism about racism in the south of US. or the fact that in the end the girl has enough of nysterius vampire bs and she ends dumping them all and marriying a totally normal sweet guy with no drama.

Yes that and all the unfiltered moments about racism, prejudice, drugs, sex, prostitution, violence. A lot of gory things that would definitely not fly in teen dramas.

It's called "Let the Right One In".

@@sarasunshinemt4444 yeah when the girl is a vampire it's either a legit horror movie or it's like porn probably lol

Also Hotel Transylvania

There’s both the movie and the show “My Babysitter’s A Vampire” too

Right

And they blow the story on sex sex sex TB if I had to rate is 3/10 only good characters are Eric Pam Laff Tara(sometimes) Alcide (all the time) sookie was part of cast never gave main character energy not much vampire lore of them decide to come out of hide beside mention the synthetic blood show had great potential what I will praise it on is it accurate portrayal of how minorities gays trans are treated so I can’t say show was a complete mess but it was it not rewatch worthy and I’ve seen some shit shows that is rewatch they wasn’t much character or storyline development to make me want to come back around idk also the blood being a drug making ppl horny like ugh if I want porn I’d be online but hey it’s hbo right

I liked the series, a lot of good characters arcs.

I. N. I agree, expect from what they did to Tara! She deserved better😔

I love the books so much better I'll read them a million times over which I kinda have

Tara got lucky she existed in the show, in the books she is hardly mentioned

The books were kinda good. The show was just a mess.

I love how Alex just seizes that moment 😂

I died laughing at that sookie!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

YEAH IT GETS PRETTY ANNOYING AFTER BENG WATCHING IT FOR MONTHS. she even says "I'm just waiting for him to come through the door and say...SOOKKIIEEE"

Lmao i thought he said "suck it" im wheezing jsjsjj

It was used in the original Sookie Stackhouse novels too, which is what True Blood is based on.

Great comment 😂

Most likely

But it's only a craze because girls buy the books and watch the serieses.

What made it watchable that and the opening was lit still love that shit show no opening song and visually I still like lol

Katja Naujokat what tell me

I knew there was pornography!

So much sex and sex and sex and sex. The main part of the show was sex.

Ikr hahahhaahaha

@@vladutcornel its close enough lol

@primordial V My quote was from a video I saw some years ago. Bing it.

I agree! That swedish guy was so hot.. still is.

Right I called dibs on Eric and my mom wanted Bill 😂😂😂

@@TheHardestPill same 😂

Omg he was the main in the books. I gotta read them now.

It probably turned out the way it did because Anna Paquin (Sookie) is married to Stephen Moyer (Bill) in real life. Maybe 2 or 3 years into the show?

It's a character made just for the series it's not in the books, as my mother told me, yeah he was the most entertaining of them all.

@@Niphredyl he was in the first book. He just was killed in it.

I was surprised that he was awesome in the show, barely in the books. You’re right lafayette was AWESOME

Man I just remembered he passed away. I hope he is happy wherever he is

Ring ring Hookah ring ring

Only it's not since it was written before Twilight. -_- Also, she never becomes a vampire or has some weird half-vampire half-human baby.

You'd be completely wrong.

@@memorra Yup. ^_^

Completely wrong. Twilight makes vampires kinda "sexy" and "cool". True Blood shows all the weird and disgusting things about it. With the way they show how vampires are killed, with all the blood and slimy things, you'd want to throw up. And the show foreshadows a lot of things from real life, such as religion and homosexuality, using the metaphor of vampires. Also, the main character - Sookie - turns out to be a fairy and is one powerful lady that isn't afraid to use her powers and help anyone that needs it. It's a pretty good show, and honestly shouldn't be compared to Twilight or The Vampire Diaries.

Nope. When Edward Cullen tries sunbathing, he sparkles like a disco ball. When Eric Northman tries naked sunbathing, his viking royal ass caught fire

ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ twilight

How dare you snub Nicolas BAEge in Vampire’s Kiss

Dracula would like to talk with you.

@@Naharu. what @saorise said! Thrall isn't love!

@YonahKitty see above comment, Thrall isn't love

Leanne Riggall i thought i heard “suck it” and for a moment i was like “op well”

One of the best moments of the show is Sookie going "I just imagine him coming through the door and going ... SoOkie."

My brother and I would always quote Pam's mocking of that. "Sookie stahp".

@@shamaamamamamaah6928 yesss I used to love that bit hahaha

@@electric.nachos Pam was the best, her best line was 'i'm so over Sookie and her fairy vagina'

But at least in the early season I got the feeling,that the show was self-conscious about that. I mean this Sssockiiiiie-thing wasn't really ment to be taken as this romantic twilight storie. I hope so at least 😂

The corniness makes it honestly

The Vampire Diaries was also novels which came out wayyy earlier than that.

True blood books were amazing!!! Never read vampire diaries but god the books were so good.

Ye I remember reading vampire diaries in my teens the 90s

I can't read the last few True blood books again, the ending was... I don't know, dissappointing? To me at least.

😂😂😂

I think it was made on purpose.

My right side hurt 😭 ...

But Bill: Sookay!

Les not forget It's been proven an episode with Eric Northman (preferably naked) is hotter and most watch then well any scene with out him. And you know he was cute and adorable as all hell and back when he lost his memory and high off of Sookie -Fairy Blood side effect uh who knew.

Bruh fairy blood?? OMFG I'M DYING THAT IS HILARIOUS. But yeah your point makes sense, Bill is unbelievably creepy.

Nobody liked Bill. He was garbage, a waste of fangs.

I like Blonds.

And did it best.

So true. Each character in the love triangle easily stood on their own. One even had their own show. lol

kshamwhizzle Think the bigger issue is that the vampire gets to do all the protecting and fighting while the love interest just runs around getting in trouble and getting on everyone’s nerves. Thus in the minds of the men who write and produce these things the vampire is naturally the mans role and the love interest is naturally a female role.

Theres a book The person who wrote twilight made about a girl vampire and a male human but I forgot what its called.

oofer oooferr If you’re looking for examples Underworld might be one.

Oh shit I cant believe i never thought of that before

Well Pam is a bad ass vamp in this that several humans are into during the course of the show. But yeah, generally not the case

I just watched that 👍

Rt!!!!

I've been waiting for him to do. I watched it and just knew it was perfect for Alex to do 🙈🤷🏻‍♀️😂

Same thing I said!!! I love that movie and I'm a tall girl aswell I'm 5'foot5' and I'm only 11

He says he's doing tall girl at the end of this exact video

Like?

Not the last few omg Eric as a sex Slave was a horrible ending

If only I could forget buffy, but I just can't bring myself to perform my own lobotomy lol

Vampire Diaries predates both, somehow

And dracula predates all of them.

Fucking Nosferatu bitches. Also also vampires predate Dracula. *drop mic* hit me with your best shot.

Let me just throw all my love out there for Carmilla. ❤🧡💛💚💖💙💜🖤

Anna Camp in this is one of my favourite villains ever. She’s a damn better actress than anyone gives her credit for

Me too

Amanda d'Adesky I mean, that’s not a common name down here, is it?

@@turtle_goddess9522 absolutely not

@@turtle_goddess9522 Depends on how deep into the South you go. IME, the name has a bit of prevalence in rural parts of southern Georgia and along the Gulf Coast.

Amanda d'Adesky Wow, I’ve honestly never heard that name before. But to be fair, I live in NC so I’m not around those areas too often.

Yesssss

The last couple of season were so bad but it started of so much fun.

Yep Eric Northman is the perfect iconic Vampire. He and Pam rocked every scene they were in!

Did you read the books? If you love Eric, read the books! He's even better in the books. Bill is an absolute shit in the books.

So was Alcide😍

Sookie is a great name for a cat.

Is this a refrence to hamilton?

Every man whether straight, gay or muthafuckin' George W. Bush is terrified.... of da PUSSY!

❤❤❤❤

I second that🙋

@@carriejohnson8579 uh no