True Confessions of Real Newscasters

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Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
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@Reagmaster 2 жыл бұрын

I find it a bit mean that Becca got a point for laughing when it was literally in the script to laugh convincingly.

@guccifer764 2 жыл бұрын

The laugh score keeping is always a bit mean. I remember Ally tried to do fake laughs to emulate what new anchors do and still got deducted points.

@NickSchneiderChannel 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe it wasn’t believable enough to count, it was forced so she was punished

@thisjust10 2 жыл бұрын

Technically she laughed. I think the way around that would be to just read that line instead

@CesarDaSalad 2 жыл бұрын

@@guccifer764 No no no. Ally pretty much forgot the premise of the whole show and kept smiling and fake laughing. They 100% deserved those points.

@jewferigno6920 2 жыл бұрын

She literally laughed right at the start and didn't get a point

@crawdaddy2004 2 жыл бұрын

Katie is way too good at this. Any Breaking News with her is really a competition among the three who aren’t Katie.

2 жыл бұрын

Seeing her finally break in one of these was worth my Dropout subscription

@alexhutchison8447 2 жыл бұрын

I find her ability to hold a straight face through anything pretty funny on it's own.

@aaronklein3480 2 жыл бұрын

and its the opposite for grant...

@JudithOpdebeeck 2 жыл бұрын

she broke once. it was a massacre...

@scorpyoman5 2 жыл бұрын

@@JudithOpdebeeck which one is that?

@fluidstatic5564 2 жыл бұрын

Grant's Gilbert Gottfried impression is a masterpiece. I like to think the man would be flattered.

@victoriancuddler 2 жыл бұрын

the catfishing levels man

@SugarandSarcasm 2 жыл бұрын

@@victoriancuddler as the landlord? Because he’s made of fish?

@Semiotichazey 2 жыл бұрын

* would have been

@dom4in637 Жыл бұрын

tbh his bane impression was such a clever take on banes actual line in The Dark Knight Rises I couldn't hold it together

@jayedgar1384 8 ай бұрын

I love that it's clear exactly what he was using as inspiration because "I'm so upset that I'm moulting" is just straight up a quote from aladdin

@jubjub594 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it a million times again. Extreme respect to Sam for keeping collegehumor running for so long after the fall and buyout.

@Envy_Dragon 2 жыл бұрын

I've said it before and I'll say it a million times again, Collegehumor is better now.

@hirocheeto7795 2 жыл бұрын

It seems I've definitely missed something since the last time I frequented this channel

@brandonz404 2 жыл бұрын

@@Envy_Dragon have you ever seen "batman can't stop thinking about sex"? How did we get here.

@leebarbs7176 Жыл бұрын

Honestly going with such improv-heavy content combined with a staff of fantastic improv comedians was a fantastic recipe.

@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын

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@becomingachristian 2 жыл бұрын

Usually I’d say Grant loves to display unearned confidence, but his Gilbert Godfrey impression is great

@thisjust10 2 жыл бұрын

Nice neg

@thisjust10 2 жыл бұрын

@@A2Ztigers Black for most folks but clearly not what I was talking about.

@cheshireisghosting8338 2 жыл бұрын

@@A2Ztigers I think they meant it as short for negative

@KilgoreTraut 2 жыл бұрын

Remembrance of Gilbert Godfrey, first and greatest of Elden Lords Upon taking the throne, Gilbert Godfrey stood before the Greater Will, his consort Marika and all of their offspring, retainers, and family pets in tow. What proceeded was a reprehensible display of debauchery most vile, a gruesome display that Godfrey referred to as "The Aristocrats.'

@KelpTheGreat 4 ай бұрын

*Gottfried

@leahmcpherson7560 2 жыл бұрын

"I watch porn in the dark" was an excellent line!

@AA-zt3bp Жыл бұрын

Underrated line, it made me laugh so hard

@dylanrodrigues 2 жыл бұрын

Grant actually killed it this episode.

@TheFrugalVideoGamer 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the Gottfried impression was actually pretty good!

@Sir_Duckyweather 2 жыл бұрын

You heard it here, folks. Grant killed Gilbert Gottfried!

@conner.j.a.wilson 2 жыл бұрын

@@Sir_Duckyweather Gilbert would be proud at that one. Bravo!

@garnet1918 2 жыл бұрын

100%!

@EF-kk3vh 2 жыл бұрын

@@Sir_Duckyweather yet another true fact about Grant Anthony O’Brien

@Resuarus 2 жыл бұрын

I love it when they have Katie and Grant, because they couldn't be more on opposite ends of the comedy spectrum.

@chriswright8114 Жыл бұрын

Becca immediately sensing the trap and going with the "Becca, with a K" is still one of the best bits to me.

@KelpTheGreat 4 ай бұрын

I don't get that part though...

@Peter_Cordes 16 күн бұрын

@@KelpTheGreat - I think the idea is that she's still giving a fake name so these "confessions" are those of a character separate from her. She was still able to comply with the prompt to say her own name, she just added something after. (I didn't get it ether, until seeing chriswright's comment suggesting that's what she was doing.)

@johnyliltoe 2 жыл бұрын

I am truly impressed with Grant's Gilbert Godfrey impression. Like wow.

@KanadasKid 2 жыл бұрын

RIP gottfried, he will be missed

@johnyliltoe 2 жыл бұрын

@@KanadasKid Oh no, I hadn't heard... well that sucks.

@SuperEagle112 2 жыл бұрын

I have a theory about Katie. Early in her improv career, she discovered that she had an above average ability to not break. Either she discovered it or a well loved mentor took her aside and shared that fact. What we see now is the katana she forged over a decade plus of people trying to get her to laugh. She’s a real life superhero. I’m a 38 year old father of three girls and I want to be like her when I grow up.

@annoloki 2 жыл бұрын

Either that or she's actually really really sad inside... and has chosen a career in comedy, like when a gay guy gets married to a super hot model. "How can he be gay? Have you seen his wife? Wow!" ya know, that kinda thing haha

@blazerheata6479 2 жыл бұрын

@@annoloki based on her interactions on other shows on Dropout, Katies just naturally chill I suppose lol. Very quiet kid in class energy.

@NoseyParkerxD 2 жыл бұрын

I reckon I could take her on. I remember back in school Drama class we had a similar thing and I was undefeated. I've done it with my partner and afterwards she just sad it scared her 😂 idk, it's just a switch in my head I guess

@romxxii 2 жыл бұрын

CH had a few BTS videos of some of their Hardly Working sketches, and in one of them you can see Katie breaking about as much as a trained comedian not named Grant O'Brien. Unfortunately, I think those videos are gone since the channel where they uploaded it (CH2) has been rebranded into the official Um Actually channel.

@SuperEagle112 2 жыл бұрын

She probably had them scrubbed to preserve her dominance.

@joshm2274 2 жыл бұрын

If this is another Let’s Kill Grant with His Past Life episode I swear.

@Skaypegote 2 жыл бұрын

I hope it is

@Aurelio4491 2 жыл бұрын

“Past”?

@AStrangeWindmill 2 жыл бұрын

@@Aurelio4491 That pride parade bit was from the previous weekend... ain't no "past" about it, mans is just messy.

@JacobHillSBD 2 жыл бұрын

Grant does an incredible Gilbert Godfried impression and then immediately follows it up with the worst Bane impression anyone has ever done.

@TheAleatoriorandom 2 жыл бұрын

Katie is just on a different level. Stellar drunk performance as well!

@AxxLAfriku 2 жыл бұрын

Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HANDSOME GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear ale

@Cardinalt 2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku 👉👈

@sorryitsmoops 2 жыл бұрын

She sounded the exact same as all her other appearances on this show...

@bigdaddyaen Жыл бұрын

I came here to say the opposite. It was a really mediocre drunk impression, and I've seen her do a far better drunk in other sketches. Part of me wonders if she took not laughing too seriously and it impacted the comedy.

@esleynopemos3470 2 жыл бұрын

Grant coming outta nowhere with that Gottfried impression. He may have lost by the rules of the game, but that scene won him the moral victory (which is surprising, as Grant winning the moral *anything* is unusual)

@TheRealSpiderMew 2 жыл бұрын

I suspect Katie is a classically trained actress. She never breaks, and can improve. She would also make a great Dungeon Master.

@TheRealSpiderMew 2 жыл бұрын

@𝘗𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 College Humor. I am all ears.

@djcgjhvicbimgvvn 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like with Katie you'd go in expecting an S&M dungeon and find yourself in a Hellraiser dungeon

@FalconFetus8 2 жыл бұрын

What makes you think they're not all actors?

@TheRealSpiderMew 2 жыл бұрын

@@FalconFetus8 They are all actors, what i was saying is that Katie's skills are a sign that she's had more traditional training along with her strong resolve. I intended it only as a complement.

@CesarDaSalad 2 жыл бұрын

Or, cocaine.

@TakaComics 2 жыл бұрын

I was expecting Grant’s impression to crash and burn into a hilarious break, but he knocked it out of the park.

@lowkeylokii4205 2 жыл бұрын

That Gilbert Gottfried expression was too much lmao rehka had to open her mouth and breathe heavily to keep from laughing rotfl

@Finchspielberg 2 жыл бұрын

Reported for impersonation

@vlogbrothers Жыл бұрын

Cereal is better with water though. -John

@virgil.alonso Жыл бұрын

JOHN.

@itmeurdad Жыл бұрын

A haiku for you John: Saw the avatar And I grew quite excited But then, I recoiled

@gy7uj917 Жыл бұрын

never seen a checkmark with so few likes. THINK.

@pjuliangrey 9 ай бұрын

Hah! thought of you during that segment John. Then i imagined coco puffs in water and forgot all pleasant things in lieu of that disgusting image. Love your work! Repent.

@BravosReviews 9 ай бұрын

...how DARE you sir.

@Andesu 2 жыл бұрын

Katie is a true champion. There's no way she's losing

@boldyeller 2 жыл бұрын

She hollowed out her own soul with a melon baller eons ago.

@GlacialFang 2 жыл бұрын

This is the katie without all the cocain. (We still doing that bit?)

@boldyeller 2 жыл бұрын

@@GlacialFang she was just the distributor, not the consumer. She about that papah.

@aucarter 2 жыл бұрын

Katie's DEAD EYES are just UNBEATABLE!!! 😃😃😃

@micahphilson 2 жыл бұрын

She did lose once, didn't she? Not overall, but I think Brennan beat her one game or something, they got her to crack like 3 times.

@Swift_LN 7 ай бұрын

Rekah's eye roll and puke at Grants Gilbert impression is telling me that this isn't the first time hes done this impression and that he's probably extremely proud of it and talks about it all the time in a very Grant way.

@vijayanand6650 2 жыл бұрын

Grant's Bane joke is too goddamn underrated.

@tobybones4686 2 жыл бұрын

What a send-off for Gilbert, thank you Grant.

@THEEND4444 2 жыл бұрын

I feel Grant didn’t deserve to lose this one, he put in work for it.

@SlappedComedy 2 жыл бұрын

No faults for laughing at katie’s amazing acting imo.

@mtschrei Жыл бұрын

The man was laughing before the intro script was even done. He's got a problem.

@yipyipyipi 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone spends so much time roasting Grant I sometimes forget that he's genuinely funny when allowed to do his own thing.

@WastedPotential17 2 жыл бұрын

"So you have money. You think that this gives you power over me?" -Bane on a phone sex line

@howdyitsren 2 жыл бұрын

Love to see Becca! Truly an incredible team this episode.

@TheIrishYoshi 2 жыл бұрын

Who is she?

@CilanSteele 2 жыл бұрын

Gotta love Grant laughing before anything has actually happened yet

@brandonwei7897 Жыл бұрын

Premature elaughulation

@neonblkhole 4 ай бұрын

@brandonwei7897 that _is_ funny, but if you read it the way laugh is spelled (not pronounced) it also rly sounds like a bug flew into your mouth mid-word and you powered through it. just wanted you to know that

@dudeimanine7877 2 жыл бұрын

"I watch porn in the dark" really got me LOL

@Demmrir 2 жыл бұрын

Becca lost points for laughing when told to laugh? That seems rough.

@WastedPotential17 2 жыл бұрын

It's Becca with a K

@ndrmartin2416 2 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what I saw too!! It wasn’t even convincingly. Like she did it so unconvincingly that she should have gotten a +1 instead of another -1.

@DeathnoteBB 2 жыл бұрын

@@ndrmartin2416 Once Ally fake-laughed in character (as a newscaster would) and lost a point :(

@Antifrost 2 жыл бұрын

@@ndrmartin2416 I'm guessing she lost a point specifically because it wasn't convincingly and the prompt was for it to be a convincing laugh, but only the mysterious scorekeeper knows for sure.

@lympharia8257 2 жыл бұрын

@@Antifrost man, tony hawk is mean

@brandonwei7897 Жыл бұрын

3:11 Rekha's O face at Grant's impressions is a comedic blessing.

@SpeedwagonZaidan Жыл бұрын

I find it hilarious that they made Becca say she didn't think OJ did it, but when Lou said it of his own volition on Gamechanger Sam Says they had to censor it.

@seandulaney5151 2 жыл бұрын

These are literally the best videos!!! Keep them coming!! 🙌🏼

@frankunodostres473 2 жыл бұрын

wait CH is back?! goddammit how did I miss this! either way this has been an awesome week but seeing CH is back and alive may just be the single best moment. good to see all your faces again guys

@jychilly 2 жыл бұрын

Oooh, the timing of the Gilbert Gottfried bit is unfortunate.

@NotDuncan 2 жыл бұрын

Why? Not quick enough?

@Reagmaster 2 жыл бұрын

@@NotDuncan yes it should have come the exact same time as the news.

@NotDuncan 2 жыл бұрын

@@Reagmaster I expected GG to have preemptively given jokes to his comedian friends to say the instant the new hit to get the timing perfect.

@piplup10203854 2 жыл бұрын

I love the ones that just dig on grant, I don't know why but they're just so funny. His impression of Gilbert Gottfried is pretty good.

@Devastish 2 жыл бұрын

I think there should be another category where they are credited points for making the others break. That could result in some incredible moments.

@themayorofpixietown4931 2 жыл бұрын

Full episode of Grant doing random impressions please

@vee8101 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that they posted this after Gilbert died is unconscionable. I love it.

@BeefBronson 9 ай бұрын

There’s two types of Katie not breaking: the first is when she’s completely got control of herself and is able to keep her cool. The second is when she very obviously is trying to hold back laughter and she recedes into what I can only describe as a ketamine-induced trance

@mattweeks152 2 жыл бұрын

Oh you're back ❤️

@abhineetnayyar7378 Жыл бұрын

"Landlords having a job" is literally the funniest bit in the entire segment.

@joeyslab9404 2 жыл бұрын

Good to see the gang again

@aprilazuli Жыл бұрын

Grant was so good this episode oh my god

@majmage 8 ай бұрын

I want a Naked Gun reboot with Katie as lead. She's perfect for that "take ridiculous things deadly serious" deadpan style of comedy, it'd be _amazing!_

@Krackerjax 3 ай бұрын

"After i finish this salad on this boat, lets go to the apple store and get one of those new ipads. If they don't have any left, I'm gonna freak".

@leonmeyers7009 2 жыл бұрын

Grant is a natural, as always. 👍

@jhh-jiynks6568 2 жыл бұрын

I love these videos

@meurtri9312 2 жыл бұрын

i love these so much.

@altariamotives16 Жыл бұрын

There's so many episodes that I only watched once while I was too high to remember, which means I get the experience of watching it for the first time again with moments of 'holy shit i've seen this'

@Jessie_Helms 2 жыл бұрын

Comic sans is objectively one of the best fonts in the world. It’s one of the easiest fonts to read, in fact there’s studies that say dyslexics prefer it.

@AscendtionArc 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for this.

@Kymlaar 2 жыл бұрын

Some of those impressions were solid!

@burbusburbus8782 Жыл бұрын

I like the comic sans into "papyrus is a good font" Clever

@someguyorsomethingidk 2 жыл бұрын

surprisingly good gilbert gottfried impression

@CerberusLives 2 жыл бұрын

Has Katie EVER lost even a single point in one of these?

@JTGwozdz 2 жыл бұрын

On a quick skim, she lost one on Disgruntled Sewer Men and Birthday Cake Bird Birth. Otherwise a lot of 0s. She's incredible, undisputed champion.

@Reagmaster 2 жыл бұрын

@@JTGwozdz in fairness that one laugh was due to “Houston, we have a train full of cum.” so clearly that’s a topic that the writers need to keep putting in to break Katie. More jokes about cum trains I say!

@IceMetalPunk 2 жыл бұрын

Always good to see Becca anywhere! In other news, if there is an afterlife in which the dead look upon the living, I apologize to Gilbert Gottfried for having to see Grant's impression of him 😂

@danysaurrr 2 жыл бұрын

grants single line killed me.

@thebaronkevin6653 2 жыл бұрын

Made the mistake of trying to eat while watching this. Nearly choked. Love these.

@tombaker5451 2 жыл бұрын

Grant's Gilbert was GOOOOD! LOL

@frederalbacon Жыл бұрын

I sincerely appreciate that CH has gotten funny again.

@valloarukaevu2846 2 жыл бұрын

The best joke here was the 3 points on Katie's counter at the start. Not that the other jokes were bad but that had me laughing my ass off.

@NPC_1410 2 жыл бұрын

Idk why... But I need more of this

@christopherchedid1321 2 жыл бұрын

Katie be slayin these competitions...

@alemonster2000 2 ай бұрын

O.J. just died a few days ago. Makes this episode even funnier!

@EF-kk3vh 2 жыл бұрын

For some reason I really like Grant’s “mhm” after he’s given the Angelina Jolie scenario and I just think we should talk about it

@traZODone2 Жыл бұрын

Holy crap that was the best impression ever

@ahuffandapuff 2 жыл бұрын

The Bane impression. That’s all, the Bane impression.

@lpeabody Жыл бұрын

Rehka trying incredibly hard not to laugh was pretty enjoyable.

@RolandHazoto Жыл бұрын

That Gilbert impression was amazing

@havendavis4318 2 жыл бұрын

1:29 so true all 500 pages related to my wip (first draft, worldbuilding documents, etc) are written in exclusively comic sans, totaling around 250k words

@marl3ymarl3y86 2 жыл бұрын

Ah so you’ve seen that tumblr post too?

@halometallicalover27 2 жыл бұрын

These will always be a pleasant surprise to see. Never stop making these lol

@Abigail-lj4sv 2 жыл бұрын

The only news I watch

@Piddzle3 2 жыл бұрын

Katie is just too good at not laughing

@civy601 2 жыл бұрын

Katie is super good at this

@tedfroats6296 Жыл бұрын

They forgot to explain the rules of the game to Grant, who we can usually hear laughing offscreen in the episodes he’s not in.

@Monafide3305 3 ай бұрын

"I watch porn in the dark" is so fucking brilliant that I am convinced nobody else there got the joke. How can you not break at that?

@micahphilson 2 жыл бұрын

0:21 It's so like Grant to already break before they've even finished just explaining the game. There wasn't even a joke yet and he's already giggly!

@symsymah7539 2 жыл бұрын

Becca was like a psuedo Amy with the faces😂

@pmcKANE 2 жыл бұрын

OK yeah so Grant is an impressionistic genius.

@muraddiab6393 2 жыл бұрын

I wanna see grant on SNL but I think it’s be too hard to film him on a live stage considering he is 7’8

@BryceChillis 2 жыл бұрын

reikha smiled the entire time

@Connoclear 2 жыл бұрын

Katie is my spirit animal

@Unrealistyk03 Ай бұрын

Grant really commited to that impression

@squirrelgray945 2 жыл бұрын

So good.

@seanmikhael1767 Жыл бұрын

Grant: "You know what *really* made me laugh?" Literally everything

@MacGyver201 2 жыл бұрын

"I watch porn in the dark..." killed me

@EyesofWrath 2 ай бұрын

Types of Grant episodes - 'wild personal history', 'shameless acts', and every now and then, the rare 'genuine talent showcase'.

@jewferigno6920 2 жыл бұрын

That Gilbert goddfried impression was amazing

@_grumpytoad 2 жыл бұрын

Once again, Katie remains IMPENETRABLE!

@Nova-if1dq 2 жыл бұрын

Grant did such a hilarious job on his lines I’m kinda sad he lost

@Nova-if1dq 2 жыл бұрын

@𝘗𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 College Humor. awesome! let me just type in those very regular characters into WhatsApp using my very regular keyboard

@lavendarbeany Жыл бұрын

I’ve always been confused by the heat for comic sans, but that might just be because I don’t get most things. But also it’s one of the few easily available dyslexia friendly fonts. So, it’s actually quite useful.