True Confessions with John Mulaney and Pete Davidson

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5 жыл бұрын

John Mulaney, Pete Davidson and Jimmy play a game where they take turns confessing a random fact before interrogating each other to determine who was telling the truth.
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@maryofbears6252 3 жыл бұрын

A teenager, his over-enthusiastic father, and a time-travelling lawyer walk into an interrogation room...

@herinecat 3 жыл бұрын

this.

@perkushin 3 жыл бұрын

Time traveled from like the 50s where the men talked in that higher range voice in the radio dramas.

@emmadavis1584 3 жыл бұрын

Diametrically opposed foes...

@firstnamelastname6016 3 жыл бұрын

@@emmadavis1584 they emerged with a compromise having opened doors that were previously closed, bros?

@emmadavis1584 3 жыл бұрын

@@firstnamelastname6016 The immigrant emerges with unprecedented financial power a system he can shape however he wants the Virginians emerge with the nation's capital and here's the pièce de résistance

@jayjitsuu 4 жыл бұрын

Pete and John look like brothers who went in 2 very different directions after high school but both ended up in the same place.

@sabrinaly2942 4 жыл бұрын

How is this so accurate💀

@VintageNarwhal 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao me and my brothers fs

@e.9874 4 жыл бұрын

ironically john is the one who actually spent his youth doing crackcocaine lol

@jayjitsuu 4 жыл бұрын

Finn everyone who wears suits as much as John has done it 😂

@harlequin5664 4 жыл бұрын

@@e.9874 but now he's afraid to get a flu shot, people change!

@Bella-wb3yw 3 жыл бұрын

John: Full suit Pete: Looks like he's at mcdonalds at 2 am

@geenobby1164 3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly😂😭 McDonald's or some random after party😂

@CxrlJ 3 жыл бұрын

Why is there only one comment lol

@JustinHeideman 3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much how both of them always dress lol

@jv-lk7bc 3 жыл бұрын

everybody's gotta have a schtick.

@Dennis-rl7ni 3 жыл бұрын

Hes awesome

@brooke5311 3 жыл бұрын

love how they were so surprised when Pete went to Jamaica but when John's neighbor was a cannibal they just agreed.

@g0tst1ngs 3 жыл бұрын

Also love the low-key "we all know you're an alcoholic, Jimmy" vibes when Jimmy read his lol

@omg-kb8oc 3 жыл бұрын

... it’s probably armie hammer

@derlycalza5949 3 жыл бұрын

It's cause who he went with thats why haha

@What_if_i_dont 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ThatColin 3 жыл бұрын

Fehking spoiled it.

@thecomidicpenguin 4 жыл бұрын

The fact that both of Mulaney’s parents are lawyers really jumped out here huh

@bernicebravo12 4 жыл бұрын

@craisins 86 the way he was asking questions almost sounded like he was really interrogating them..

@rattatattattattat2027 4 жыл бұрын

His voice went to this tone that was like straight facts, NY. No. Yes.

@WaywardAngel13 4 жыл бұрын

"John, this is what you've been training for."

@TheWinstonSlip 4 жыл бұрын

“This toothbrush is BONE dry.”

@laylrin4691 3 жыл бұрын

@Band&Marvel Geek he's had practice did you not remember Princess Diana and Tyler and the bench

@jenniemeal 5 жыл бұрын

"No. He never said to me in the elevator, 'guess what?'"

@valeriaalvarez2920 4 жыл бұрын

1:21

@bronte4991 4 жыл бұрын

so were the people he was going to eat

@avab1309 4 жыл бұрын

bronte lord hopefully

@jetsetstunna 4 жыл бұрын

bronte lord sometimes people pay to be eaten. so. maybe not.

@bernlin2000 4 жыл бұрын

"So he said, I'm going to EAT you!!" -- spoken in John Mulaney voice.

@TheDemonRespawn 3 жыл бұрын

This is the world’s weirdest AA meeting

@angelic_stargaze 3 жыл бұрын

Fuck you.

@dri_marie9615 3 жыл бұрын

@@angelic_stargaze Ya need to chill Ayding, take a Vicodin

@jlondon1441 2 жыл бұрын

I loved the bit of “why?” “Because we’ve all been there”. Definitely three guys who have been known to indulge in the past.

@sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375 2 жыл бұрын

No kidding. Because of COVID a family member of mine has been going to virtual meetings and some of the stories I have overheard have been insane!

@firstnamelastname6016 2 жыл бұрын

@@angelic_stargaze take a little Pete Davidson and chillax, my man

@LoveyRockHowell 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like these are the human embodiments of weed, cocaine and alcohol and i am dying to see the animated version

@sharanyadayal9699 3 жыл бұрын

Pete, John and Jimmy respectively 🤪

@LoveyRockHowell 3 жыл бұрын

@@sharanyadayal9699 oh 💯

@apertureAI-jw1iz 3 жыл бұрын

It's funny because John actually tried cocaine before.

@lennibizzle 3 жыл бұрын

@@apertureAI-jw1iz "tried"

@jv-lk7bc 3 жыл бұрын

John's not wired enough tho. if this is him coked out he must be comatose normally. John maybe is Martinis, while Jimmy might be coke but with like a Xanex chaser.

@fifthseas0n 4 жыл бұрын

“I should read the email” LMFAOOO PETE AGREEING TO SOMETHING AND HE AINT EVEN KNOW WHAT HE’S GETTING INTO 😂

@mangos2888 4 жыл бұрын

The Chad skits...

@Shishiriously 4 жыл бұрын

Going to Steely Dan not knowing it's a band

@kaeleycrowe7853 3 жыл бұрын

This is how he lives he whole life! 😂

@Maussiegamer 3 жыл бұрын

hey wanna go to jamaica? pete: frick yes

@katiee4396 3 жыл бұрын

Shishir Srivastava when he thought Steely Dan was a comedian

@marinamoger 3 жыл бұрын

how crazy is john’s life to the point where he had a cannibalistic neighbor and it’s NEVER been in a stand up routine

@luvtori4447 3 жыл бұрын

it has? i feel like it has but maybe it was a fever dream lmao

@marinamoger 3 жыл бұрын

tori gonzo maybe you could find it on youtube but it’s never been in one of his big ones

@luvtori4447 3 жыл бұрын

Marina Moger damn idk why but i have this vivid memory of watching a scene where he talks about it? maybe i’m just crazy lmao

@marinamoger 3 жыл бұрын

@@luvtori4447 idk maybe i missed it lmao

@clareclaxton5060 3 жыл бұрын

Oh he had another one two! Twice his neighbor was a cannibal

@crm1301 3 жыл бұрын

I'm not saying that John's cannibal neighbor was Armie Hammer, I'm just saying that I've never seen John's cannibal neighbor and Armie Hammer in a room together.

@hinotolikoso1876 2 жыл бұрын

sus

@binx414 2 жыл бұрын

👀

@lokilaufeyson234 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's way too sus

@jalisa.__3976 2 жыл бұрын

I love this comment 😂

@GrandLilith 5 ай бұрын

I know it's a joke, but Armie Hammer never even got arrested. That old money really does make things go away even in this age of social media where everyone knows what happened.

@angelluang2705 3 жыл бұрын

Was John Mulaney’s neighbor Armie Hammer??

@bumblebee6469 3 жыл бұрын

I DIGGED to find this 😭

@kaitlynnichole476 3 жыл бұрын

Why would it be Armie Hammer? I’m genuinely curious.

@kenziemarch425 3 жыл бұрын

@@kaitlynnichole476 I could go into it, but if you just google his name right now I’m sure the top 20 results will answer this question better than I could

@poopoo2536 3 жыл бұрын

DHHSJSFSHSHSH

@harryr5785 3 жыл бұрын

nawt armie hammer😭

@cautionhazardous2236 4 жыл бұрын

I want Pete Davidson and John Mulaney to have a show together where they’re just themselves

@ltucker8 4 жыл бұрын

They could do a podcast, and have bill hader with them

@ericlin2311 4 жыл бұрын

They already had Chad Horror Movie

@celion5798 4 жыл бұрын

Eric Lin and uncle meme

@ElTurbinado 4 жыл бұрын

Caution Hazardous me too but without pete

@taylorf.1259 4 жыл бұрын

Luke Tucker oh my god yes

@asafupps 3 жыл бұрын

“WHO?” “It’s country music” “Oh”

@simsimma4876 3 жыл бұрын

5:15

@starmartyr 3 жыл бұрын

"So my reaction was correct..." Priceless

@charlesjameson503 3 жыл бұрын

pete:

@scottwaldman1021 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that both of Mulaney’s parents are lawyers really jumped out here huh

@kylahjackson5749 3 жыл бұрын

that’s my favorite part👁

@oliverstvchannel6442 3 жыл бұрын

"Where did the evening start?" "New York." "YES. It's true." That was GOLD. When you put Pete and John in a room, it makes everything better.

@marcelamunoz556 2 жыл бұрын

Qqqqqqqq

@r0sewat3r 2 жыл бұрын

literally the best part.

@joesr31 2 жыл бұрын

Must have happened a lot lol

@markavolberding Жыл бұрын

That's because Jimmy is an alcoholic, and he is sitting at a table with two addicts. 99.99% sure John and Pete have done the exact same thing- started with a drink, a pill, or a line, and then woken up a day or two later in a different city.

@abrielrobertsson4160 Жыл бұрын

It's true because Jimmy is an alcoholic and he knew it's his thing.

@areonai1483 3 жыл бұрын

the fact that Mulaney clearly wanted to keep talking about Pete's trip when the segment ended sends me every time

@GP-ci8qt 5 жыл бұрын

John Mulaney's life must be wild if he was the neighbor of a cannibal and he never did stand up about it

@theredheadsaidNYC 4 жыл бұрын

no, that's just living in New York. :) (spoken as a former New Yorker)

@rosebud5788 4 жыл бұрын

i swear he talked about it somewhere before though

@dinam651 4 жыл бұрын

I am aware of this news story. The guy was conspiring to commit acts of rape and cannibalism but the FBI busted him before he had a chance

@danielvera3731 4 жыл бұрын

I remember watching this cannibal story on crime watch daily #facts

@mollydougherty6996 4 жыл бұрын

He actually did!! I saw his standup and he told an extended version of this story. :)

@laurenmarzocca3903 5 жыл бұрын

"he was quiet...but he was so hungry."

@MicaelaBonner 5 жыл бұрын

Lauren Marzocca I just wanted to be the 1000th like

@OvSpP 5 жыл бұрын

He had to keep his mouth shut… to keep himself from eating John 😈.

@mariamatsumura5934 4 жыл бұрын

Lauren Marzocca 🤣🤣🤣

@4nando234 4 жыл бұрын

He was probrably at the Salt and Pepper Diner with John

@arimfshapiro7907 4 жыл бұрын

Mulaney is the comic genius of the decade.

@elianamarshall9333 3 жыл бұрын

my favorite part is “that’s ✨hollywood✨”

@jerhatfield1 3 жыл бұрын

I like how Pete going to Jamaica with Lorne is the most WTF story to these three, when one of them literally told a true story about living in a building with a cannibal.

@gabe4u22 Жыл бұрын

Is because you now know why Pete Davidson is still famous and not irrelevant.

@saracarr3382 4 жыл бұрын

"His voice is like, what interrogation is" classic

@supremeslayer1719 3 жыл бұрын

Pete and John look like brothers who went in 2 very different directions after high school but both ended up in the same place.

@thatguy720 Жыл бұрын

@@supremeslayer1719 Twins separated at birth. One grew up with a rich family, the other grew up with…uhh….let’s just end it there

@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 3 жыл бұрын

This looks like two gay fathers that aren’t mad at their son, just disappointed.

@vickistair6403 3 жыл бұрын

BRO THIS COMMENT TOOK ME OUT 😂

@lauredorion2208 3 жыл бұрын

Im guessing Pete is the son

@canaisyoung3601 3 жыл бұрын

...that he came out as straight?

@lianadkl3413 3 жыл бұрын

Bahahah

@AndresGarcia-ts3cf 3 жыл бұрын

John looked so upset when Pete said it was true

@mariaeliza17 3 жыл бұрын

the way john is just staring at pete in pure shocked confusion while he tells them how he ended up in Jamaica with lorne is absolutely sending mw

@br44t 3 жыл бұрын

john looks like an worried but kindhearted unforgiving lawyer and jimmy looks like his enthusiastic dad and pete is their child that goes through at least six identity crisis a month but is getting better

@RandomlyAchievedBrilliance 2 жыл бұрын

Well John's parents are lawyers sooo

@xisnothappy 2 жыл бұрын

johns father is jimmy but they have a child together 🤔😳?

@julesking1303 3 жыл бұрын

“Do you remember the Cannibal Cop” **several women in the audience** “YES” and that’s on True Crime demographics

@Paulafan5 3 жыл бұрын

There were docs on that case so I'm surprised more people didn't know. When he mentioned New York and Cannibalism I immediately thought of the Cannibal Cop. Didn't know others were caught up in it as well.

@willgowan1423 3 жыл бұрын

3/4 of a gay man and bored adult women are pretty much the same demographic in my opinion

@V_Padilha 3 жыл бұрын

And that woman was Bill Hader. True story

@azoozsaoud2470 3 жыл бұрын

Pete and John look like brothers who went in 2 very different directions after high school but both ended up in the same place. Update: time for the typical “omg you guy I didn’t think this comment would blow up like this! thanks so much the likes!” edit

@sakirarose5433 3 жыл бұрын

pete: a simple hoodie and black sweatpants john: a full on s u i t

@ryn5907 3 жыл бұрын

John looked seriously concerned when he found out Pete's one lmao

@winnieb3324 3 жыл бұрын

Really tho and the music in the back fitted well

@AndresGarcia-ts3cf 3 жыл бұрын

He looked upset and jealous, because after Pete said he was 20 and only his first year him and Fallon both said no way, no one is that close to Lorne so early. Lol but the way Pete described it, it was more like right place right time.

@angelfranklynn2702 3 жыл бұрын

can’t wait to get to that part !!:O

@ashleerenaelarsen8543 3 жыл бұрын

@@winnieb3324 huh?

@calebk9111 3 жыл бұрын

I would be concerned too. It sounds shady on Lorne's part. He shouldn't be giving the rookie special treatment, especially since it's so personal.

@beltop5 Жыл бұрын

Pete and John are like if the same person was raised in two different universes in different families

@misslarkinreed 2 жыл бұрын

"So, cannibalism is totally illegal at this point." Sometimes, rarely, Jimmy is hilarious.

@videoaddict961 5 жыл бұрын

"So Cannibalism totally illegal at this point"...I miss the 80s

@estrellagutierrez1198 5 жыл бұрын

waitaminute

@vulc1 5 жыл бұрын

Didn't you get it, cannibalism was illegal in NYC, but no one said was illegal in LA

@rosericorico4980 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@justinbel68 4 жыл бұрын

Anthony Hopkins joined the chat, with his 1991 Academy Award.

@rfrost4708 4 жыл бұрын

The FBI wants to know your location.

@todayjackdo7036 4 жыл бұрын

"A man, your senior, goes, that kid, Jamaica"

@anjumkhan8619 4 жыл бұрын

Looooool

@lastdon6585 3 жыл бұрын

That’s how Hollywood works

@balamtheknowledge9578 3 жыл бұрын

Easy Epstein

@mariomunguiajr.9515 3 жыл бұрын

YES

@s.velarde1811 3 жыл бұрын

Best line, right?

@sara.sharma 3 жыл бұрын

just two men and an asian-american woman playing a game of true confessions

@oasis4ever718 3 жыл бұрын

Uhhhh no

@sara.sharma 3 жыл бұрын

@@oasis4ever718 so you’re clearly not a john mulaney fan huh?

@emmatierney6992 3 жыл бұрын

@@sara.sharma she’s not in the John Mulaney club

@oliverd7021 3 жыл бұрын

this comment made me very happy

@haleywalker6508 3 жыл бұрын

STOP SHGSHSHS

@littleblueclovers 4 жыл бұрын

2:46 “What message boards are you on?” “I’m not on these! ....My neighbors and friends are.” Underrated joke lmao

@oliviatrippeer8909 4 жыл бұрын

Rafael Enriquez nah ha e you seen his new kids Netflix special (I forget what’s called but it’s set up like a kids show like Barney)

@airotiv7916 4 жыл бұрын

I knw right!!!!! I expected more laughs!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@boobies8658 4 жыл бұрын

Olivia Trippeer the lunch bunch kids?

@youslut 4 жыл бұрын

It's more an encompass of his humor. He throws them out like that regularly lol

@michaelchinchen 4 жыл бұрын

This just proves Mulaney has them both beat. His joke wooshed right past their heads.

@sais8681 4 жыл бұрын

This shouldve been 30 mins atleast. Best "true confessions" bit for me.

@elizabethflood3612 4 жыл бұрын

I know, I want to hear more stories

@bell1297 4 жыл бұрын

True confessions always feels more comfortable than the actual interviews

@shellymese 4 жыл бұрын

They also should have read off the lies

@najlasmith8933 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣

@guilhermefranco2930 3 жыл бұрын

Before watching the video, I thought it was a rip off of Stephen Colbert's midnight confessions. After watching, I can say it's totally different and I was going to look like a total ass if I wrote that

@kerryegan3091 3 жыл бұрын

“You’ve probably told me this before....” “I haven’t, I’ve lived a full life. There’s many stories.” John 😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰

@later5117 2 жыл бұрын

"he was quiet, but he was so hungry-" This man is just hilarious

@jrmiles5437 5 жыл бұрын

I feel like Jimmy seems alot less fake around other comedians, he must be much more comfortable than if it was some random celebrity

@guttedgirl9872 4 жыл бұрын

Didn’t he use to be a comedian? I don’t think he’s uncomfortable around other comedians pfft

@joshwaterman5526 4 жыл бұрын

Bill Haders bitch that’s literally what he said in his comment 🤦‍♂️ he said he’s more comfortable around comedians pfft.

@laylaabdulmateen-el6741 4 жыл бұрын

@@guttedgirl9872 I love your username like same babe🤭

@FALL-LAFF-7477 4 жыл бұрын

Which Jimmy?

@jamiedaronco2385 4 жыл бұрын

he’s comfortable around these guys because of snl. u can notice he seems a lot more genuine in his interviews with other snl cast members

@Jack-yl9qh 4 жыл бұрын

John: “I once killed a member of the royal family.”

@TheAmityElf 4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was in bed the whole time...His TV was warm...

@sophiebarnes8717 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, wasn’t he only 12 when it happened?

@alondranino423 4 жыл бұрын

Sophie Barnes tecHnicALLY he was 15

@aliciaballesteros-mitchell1059 4 жыл бұрын

100% true

@merryberry6576 4 жыл бұрын

What?

@andrewtaylor7981 3 жыл бұрын

“I’m going to Jamaica, do you wanna come?” “Fuck yeah dude” 🤣🤣🤣 it’s just that simple, I love it. 😂 that’s such a Pete Davidson response lol

@tatteredpocket3688 2 жыл бұрын

Total Chad response tbf

@nataliacontreras8490 3 жыл бұрын

Im having a major Pete Davidson phase right now and I’m not mad

@yourfairygodmother5661 3 жыл бұрын

same

@xx5xxxx 3 жыл бұрын

Samee

@imaffyy 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@camilagarcia1978 3 жыл бұрын

same

@Yumyum-yo6op 2 жыл бұрын

Same

@bunnicula7763 4 жыл бұрын

John: had a cannibal neighbor jimmy: woke up in Nashville Pete: I went to Jamaica with Lorne Michaels Jimmy and John: WOOOOAAHHHHH

@HarleyFitzgerald 4 жыл бұрын

Hhahahahh

@anjumkhan8619 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@najlasmith8933 3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@epalwk 3 жыл бұрын

Bill Hader would especially be interested lmao

@taylorgreen9929 3 жыл бұрын

Well, to be fair, Lorne Michaels is a *big deal*

@benfincher6918 5 жыл бұрын

Pete Davidson has like the best one liners in this, while John mullaney is like the story telling god

@queensimba 5 жыл бұрын

Ben Fincher so true 😂 I love it

@Snsdhyoyeon100 5 жыл бұрын

and jimmy is also there

@taylorsimone8846 5 жыл бұрын

Why they're such a good duo

@josephinedayrit7808 5 жыл бұрын

@@Snsdhyoyeon100 dad

@itzelgallardo3592 3 жыл бұрын

“that’s hollywood” *does finger guns* 😂 i’ve found my new favorite quote

@_kellyfurman 2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy and John: oh yeah [country music singer] Pete, embodying Gen Z spirit: *WHO*

@CasehBaltehmoe 4 жыл бұрын

“And we hAVE NOT SPOKEN SINce”

@najlasmith8933 3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@katiecusick9173 3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get it at first lmao that’s hilarious 😂

@dinam651 4 жыл бұрын

Based on John Mulaney's story, his former neighbor was my high school librarian. He got 15 years in jail. Planned cannibalism was one of numerous crimes of which he was convicted. Small world ...

@Antec121 4 жыл бұрын

He was a cop, HS librarian, and a cannbal? Busy guy

@TheRobotoon 4 жыл бұрын

@@Antec121 his neighbor was messaging the cannibal cop but wasnt the cannibal cop himself. Just another cannibal.

@saiyedahnayra5037 4 жыл бұрын

Dina M Stuyvesant hs?

@dinam651 4 жыл бұрын

@@saiyedahnayra5037 yes Stuyvesant alum class of 2010 :)

@saiyedahnayra5037 4 жыл бұрын

Dina M this is so crazy! im class of 2022 and our English teacher told us this story

@annushankar3032 3 жыл бұрын

POV: you’re watching the cannibal segment days after the Armie Hammer thing

@kaitlynnichole476 3 жыл бұрын

What thing?

@iambreebree4919 3 жыл бұрын

what thing?

@aliyoutubelover7613 3 жыл бұрын

@@kaitlynnichole476 armie is accused of being a cannibal and a groomer

@CaitFalconer 3 жыл бұрын

Guess which body part he saves for last?

@chasefollett4107 3 жыл бұрын

I love how generally shocked Mulaney was that Pete went to Jamaica with Loren

@MH-yj4qq 5 жыл бұрын

John Mulaney looked hurt that Lorne never asked him to Jamaica

@HopeUnquenchable 4 жыл бұрын

“I...really want that to be a lie.”😂

@sscullyjasc 4 жыл бұрын

I think his next sentence showed why he was worried. He said you in your 20s is asked by a senior executive to join him in Jamaica

@kirstygunn4523 4 жыл бұрын

Lorne has a soft spot for pete hes even helped him get in to rehab ( i think more than once)he treats him like a son.

@Nix-281 4 жыл бұрын

Same with Fallon xD

@avamiller1245 4 жыл бұрын

@@kirstygunn4523 that's nice.

@richardmurray8515 5 жыл бұрын

Technically, that neighbour was not a cannibal; merely a hopeful, or aspiring, cannibal.

@mikophilo348 5 жыл бұрын

he probably dabbled in cannibalism previously....maybe an earlobe or finger perhaps, who knows?

@spelcheak 5 жыл бұрын

@@mikophilo348 Self-cannibalism; daily.

@christianjacob2446 5 жыл бұрын

either way he dabbles in the dark arts

@eves5297 5 жыл бұрын

BrandNewSentance

@gretaumunozakayigema9764 5 жыл бұрын

Very true!

@amandamarshall1485 3 жыл бұрын

It’s actually kinda a sweet story. A senior successful man seeing a like-able guy who grew up without a dad and not a lot of money and asking “you wanna go on a vacation?”

@hanasdm 3 жыл бұрын

John Mulaney was genuinely shocked at Pete’s story. Look at his face! He was speechless

@rebekaht3077 3 жыл бұрын

Hopefully that's not what caused him to relapse.

@fairlyadorablepancreas3746 4 жыл бұрын

"I've lived a full life, I've many stories to tell.." More evidence that this tall kid was actually born in the 60s and has time-travelled to the present or something.

@roseschu5964 3 жыл бұрын

“Tall kid” I’m dead

@cryspbacon 3 жыл бұрын

1940s. definitely born in the 40s & flourished as a young adult in the 1950s.

@rachelsecurro772 4 жыл бұрын

Pete and John need their own show. I could listen to their banter 24/7.

@eudorasmith3283 3 жыл бұрын

I believe they have a podcast

@katee3235 3 жыл бұрын

Brinadette Smith what’s it called

@zacharyl657bananas7 3 жыл бұрын

@@eudorasmith3283 what’s the name

@eudorasmith3283 3 жыл бұрын

@@zacharyl657bananas7 I was wrong, it’s John Mulaney and Nick Kroll

@jf4584 3 жыл бұрын

Call it stoners and suits

@DUTCHESS924 3 жыл бұрын

“He never said to me in the elevator, ‘guess what? I might be a cannibal!’.” 😂

@elliegd 3 жыл бұрын

“he was quiet, but he was so hungry” 😂😂

@Star-ie8br 3 жыл бұрын

"A man, your senior, goes 'that kid- Jamaica.'" 6:43 So good xD

@ciku5179 3 жыл бұрын

The way I don't want to like this comment because it's at the perfect 100 likes

@amberthemagnificent7259 5 жыл бұрын

"Where did you start?" "New York" .... "It's true" Damnnnnn gottem on the first question lmao 🤣

@artepjan 4 жыл бұрын

I knew it right away, because Jimmy mentioned it in a game with Chrissy Teigen. So now we know Pete and John watch the show as well ;)

@therandom58 4 жыл бұрын

Petra J. It has nothing to do with that it’s simply bc Jimmy is a raging alcoholic

@JustMe-ic1zg 4 жыл бұрын

Petra J. It’s because they know him, they’re friends.Pete even said so.

@percussionjamz6704 4 жыл бұрын

@@artepjan lol yeah not all.... Pretty much any comedian that mentions jimmy also mentions that hes a whole different person off the set and especially when hes drinking.

@allybeggsss 3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: his neighbour was Armie Hammer

@dumaskhan 5 жыл бұрын

If you said John Mulaney is from the 20s 40s or 80s, you would be right.

@cutienerdgirl 5 жыл бұрын

You read my mind!!

@EthalaRide 5 жыл бұрын

Young Immortal, my guy.

@thething2723 4 жыл бұрын

He was born in the 20s and he's immortal.

@carmenburton4918 4 жыл бұрын

He sounds like a narrator from a black and white ..private eye series.. I can imagine him saying"you see, there was this dame, legs as long the Mississippi. She kinda,swayed in to my office"

@carmenburton4918 4 жыл бұрын

@@ikkemenx I haven't seen it but will def try to now.. where is it.

@netasanchez8084 3 жыл бұрын

John Mulaney needs to play a lawyer or something in an old B&W 50s movie.

@JoeMama-fp4gc 3 жыл бұрын

This first question didn’t age well with the Armie Hammer thing now.

@julianaleader480 3 жыл бұрын

omg that was literally my first thought 😭

@Justy8111 3 жыл бұрын

sorry??

@JoeMama-fp4gc 3 жыл бұрын

@@Justy8111 sorry what lmfao ask a whole question

@aquakat3400 3 жыл бұрын

@@JoeMama-fp4gc what please explain your story

@JoeMama-fp4gc 3 жыл бұрын

@@aquakat3400 Armie Hammer had DM’s leaked and now multiple women are coming forward about him abusing them and hints of cannibalism or that he might have killed people have come up. If you wanna know the full thing just look at the highlights of @houseofeffi on instagram.

@KindaSorta451 5 жыл бұрын

“His voice is like what interrogation is” LMFAOOOO

@katherinehunter9526 5 жыл бұрын

Cracked me up too. 🤟

@EricaShady10171972 5 жыл бұрын

Funny, but soooo true!

@snavisTM 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah we're all watching the same vid dude.

@soccerhammy 5 жыл бұрын

Erica Shady =

@lukaslangvinis4507 5 жыл бұрын

@@EricaShady10171972 i'd rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you

@riptidemonzarc3103 4 жыл бұрын

Also, John's look of confused betrayal when Pete read out his card

@sereenakarsou3319 4 жыл бұрын

Yesss Lorne kept Mullaney on for a long time and produced his show so this definitely looked like shock/jealousy 🤣

@simsamsammie 3 жыл бұрын

@Emma.Evolve 3 жыл бұрын

I read his face more as concerned

@fan2fics389 3 жыл бұрын

He thought some things were going down in Jamaica 😂😭

@babandeeprathore 3 жыл бұрын

Both of them looked jealous lol

@JustinHeideman 3 жыл бұрын

“Yes.... it’s true..” “You have to ask questions!” “No I know you it’s true” 😂

@cieraleal8030 3 жыл бұрын

I love how giggly pete always is😂

@ellaz6582 4 жыл бұрын

Pete: talking about the travel experience with Lorne Michaels and laughing John: listening very seriously and stayed being shocked for a long enough time

@x1xhit_yt384 3 жыл бұрын

No it’s bc jimmy Fallon interrupted Pete and John noticed

@scumbagloser 3 жыл бұрын

lol I'm your 1k like

@MarcosIsABaritone 2 жыл бұрын

@@x1xhit_yt384 No.

@hutch1197 5 жыл бұрын

When you have 3 talented comedians who genuinely like each other, it's always a great time.

@theoisgod7201 5 жыл бұрын

**2

@viksaggu9085 5 жыл бұрын

hutch 2/3 basically grew up together at SNL. And Pete is big in SNL

@oc800. 5 жыл бұрын

jimmy fallon is neither talented nor a comedian

@monalisasmile6629 5 жыл бұрын

@oscar75722 Kimmel?

@Kaaaaaaafire17 5 жыл бұрын

oscar75722 ngl Kimmel is correct.

@Rav2277 3 жыл бұрын

I think it’s hilarious they both are certain Jimmy’s story is true because it touches on that he’s so much more of a party animal than you’d think, and his friends in the SNL world know it first-hand.

@no-gr4do 3 жыл бұрын

I'm a simple girl, I see John Mulaney or Pete Davidson *i fucking jab my finger onto my phone screen aggressively*

@Damocles54 4 жыл бұрын

"He never said to me in the elevator 'you'll never believe who i had for dinner last night'"

@JC-qx3sr 4 жыл бұрын

Damocles54 most underrated comment

@ckeane4660 4 жыл бұрын

Y’all ever think that John Mulaney could have been eaten and never been the most iconic comedian alive today?? Crazy

@annnasophia11 4 жыл бұрын

Caoimhe Keane 😂😂😂😂😂

@envyrem 4 жыл бұрын

I'd like to believe he saw the tall child going through it and decided he didn't want his meat stressed

@TimThomason 4 жыл бұрын

It was in 2013. He was already a little famous and had made many talk show appearances and some standup specials. He would be remembered forever as the SNL writer who was eaten by a cannibal.

@rowdy1197 4 жыл бұрын

I never heard of John mu-whoever till now how is he iconic

@kiranbabu3426 4 жыл бұрын

You are the same type of people that laugh at Amy Schumer gigs

@kaiyasothern6305 3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy and John look like the true interrogators and Pete just looks like he's in trouble for looting a general store or something 😂

@joepafjiga9015 2 жыл бұрын

0:24 "Yeah I should really read the emails" I have never resonated with anymore more in my life

@angeladavidson2350 4 жыл бұрын

John: my neighbor was arrested for cannibalism Jimmy: I went out for beer with a musician and woke up in Nashville Pete: I went to Jamaica with my boss John and Jimmy: THAT'S A LIE NO WAY

@AmaraEmme 3 жыл бұрын

@Yeps Neps that’s why they were both so jealous haha

@cathrynmarie4333 Жыл бұрын

the way they acted completely shocked SENT me. It's just because it's Lorne Michaels, if it was any other boss anywhere, that would have been normal.

@1234lilmama1 5 жыл бұрын

0:43 “yeah I should read the emails” 💀😂

@laurenwong1970 5 жыл бұрын

Kenzie Love I don’t get it...

@Nicole-bl3mo 5 жыл бұрын

Asian Jesus like that they emailed out the rules of the game before they went on the show but Pete didn’t read them hence why he is asking all these questions

@laurenwong1970 5 жыл бұрын

Thorvald at Liberty ohhhh thanks sorry you had to explain it to me!

@EmyN 4 жыл бұрын

*email

@darkgrandpriest1645 4 жыл бұрын

Lauren Wong even before that. There’s rules every guest agreesto. Also certain terms and conditions before being there. Q and A’s and such. That’s why everything is filmed before. Notice how when a host asks an over the the top question the guest looks surprised and either walks out or feels attacked? That’s cause that wasn’t agreed upon.

@marii9915 3 жыл бұрын

John Mulaney’s neighbour must have been Armie Hammer💀💀

@abbynicole5438 3 жыл бұрын

Stopppp😭💀

@ellyoddle 3 жыл бұрын

plot twist, john's neighbor was armie hammer

@maia7436 4 жыл бұрын

At the end, John looked so not ready to just "accept" Pete's story, he was looking at Jimmy a bit like "wait, I have so many questions about this vacation"

@mytravls 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, is Lorne taking advantage of a 20 yrs old? Why? 😂 what could this vacation mean?

@flewkisdead 3 жыл бұрын

Cause Lorne is a fairly private person and also someone that all three of them know very well. Just didn't make sense for Lorne to invite Pete in the first season.

@starsandthemoon4281 Жыл бұрын

He was jealous, and impressed.

@jimmyispromo 5 жыл бұрын

I love Pete and John together. Literally best friends who need each other

@brotherhood5735 5 жыл бұрын

Jimmy is Promo is that a dude perfect logo

@lancebuttercream9817 5 жыл бұрын

No way. So it's hands down like a friends from childhood thing? That's awesome! Hell yeah, thanks for the comfort! I'll just go fuck myself now!

@zinebbnjl 2 жыл бұрын

That was literally the first thing i said when i started the video

@lou9141 3 жыл бұрын

i love how pete is in a hoodie and sweatpants while everyone is wearing formal attire-

@JaydenWorth 3 жыл бұрын

Jimmyboy: "So cannabilism, totally illegal at this point?" How old could John Mulaney be?

@killingblow528 5 жыл бұрын

2:21 This is so small but watch how Mulaney catches on and cues that last drum/cymbal hit. This man is actually perfect.

@ANDYxBLINK 5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I didn't notice the first time I watched it.

@JessicaGodinez7 5 жыл бұрын

@@ANDYxBLINK Same

@Noneofyourbyisness 5 жыл бұрын

He didn't cue it You kinda just know where the beat falls.

@samosamusic 5 жыл бұрын

That's really not that amazing.

@thingsandstuffetc 5 жыл бұрын

cute

@jtpotts617 5 жыл бұрын

John: “I’ve lived a full life, there are many stories.”

@ShivamSharma-lo1cl 5 жыл бұрын

Hahhahaa... Shut the fuck up

@erin9179 5 жыл бұрын

I read that as he said it lol

@Alsomnia 5 жыл бұрын

1000th like

@hatsophie9 5 жыл бұрын

He is immortal

@ericasignor1804 5 жыл бұрын

Then pete drops that story

@lindsey5813 3 жыл бұрын

i didn’t know armie hammer was john mulaney’s neighbor!

@emmalee1374 4 жыл бұрын

“but i didn’t wanna be like,, me around him” same, pete, same

@rosecoloredbby 4 жыл бұрын

That's me around people in general lmao honey I'm reserved as hell

@TG-jp3tc 4 жыл бұрын

I've never identified with a celebrity more.

@kamenanew9867 3 жыл бұрын

@@TG-jp3tc was gonna type the exact same thing

@silverioescobedo953 5 жыл бұрын

Pete and John look like Jimmy's conscience. Pete being the devil and John being the angel

@meghnaagarwal891 5 жыл бұрын

Silverio Escobedo omg yes.

@GerardoLimon 5 жыл бұрын

This has to be a movie, could you imagine two hours of them getting Jimmy's movie character to do God only knows what?!

@darkgiggler 5 жыл бұрын

what a great way to narrate this lol

@18azema 5 жыл бұрын

You nailed it.

@kevin933 Жыл бұрын

“No. He never said to me in the elevator “Guess what.” I love how Pete laughs before John even gets the joke out because Pete knew exactly where he was going with it

@christinerosenwald5411 3 жыл бұрын

John Mulaney seemed genuinely jealous about the Jamaica story.

@selcouthic 3 жыл бұрын

I personally don't think he was jealous, more like shocked. To be fair, Lorne is much much older than Pete and Pete was only 20 at that time so it was kinda shady. Plus, Pete was new.

@pleaserewind295 3 жыл бұрын

It's pretty weird for an old guy to take a 20-year-old on a vacation with him.

@melanienavarro2083 5 жыл бұрын

“ John rich” “ who” “ big and rich” “WHOO” “ it’s country music” “ oh” 🤣🤣🤣

@AccessoriesAddict5528 5 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂

@kovarogers9974 5 жыл бұрын

I love Pete Davidson!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

@kerlyne8009 5 жыл бұрын

That part took me out! 😂🤣

@katherinehunter9526 5 жыл бұрын

The look on Pete's face, totally cut me up . LOL! 🤟

@bella8889 5 жыл бұрын

John: "So who was it?" Jimmy: "It was John Rich--" Pete: "Who??" Jimmy: "Of Big & Rich" Pete: "Who??" John: "Big & Rich!" Jimmy: *"It's country music"* Pete: *"Ohh"* I'm 💀

@breadfan_85 4 жыл бұрын

Pete: "So my reaction was correct"

@chasepotter2376 4 жыл бұрын

Brad Miller so is he saying they’re not well known because they definitely are lol

@littlesoft5918 4 жыл бұрын

Yuh got you

@kokolatte825 4 жыл бұрын

@@chasepotter2376 the point is Pete doesn't know anything about country music. Even I've heard of Big and Rich even though I couldn't name one song.

@IAmWhiteEagle 4 жыл бұрын

@@kokolatte825 I'm 30 and I've never heard of them and I listen to country and classic rock

@taehyungoppa7208 2 жыл бұрын

They chose the best people for this. Laughter is everywhere

@angelthrash1064 3 жыл бұрын

when covid is over completely I BEG for a part 2 to this. this is my go to comfort video. please ask them both to do this again with you Jimmy please

@jessicad4364 5 жыл бұрын

When all John wanted was the approval of Lorne Michaels an Pete got it at 20 he went through the five stages: disbelief, anger, sadness, approval, then impressed Lol

@TheMaritas2000 5 жыл бұрын

Jessica D 100%

@alondrahernandez8075 5 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too!!!

@cynthiacastaneda6687 5 жыл бұрын

Greatest comment Ever. Lol lol

@tsian7 5 жыл бұрын

Jessica D you could see how johm is desperate to ask more questions!!! Lol

@Heyssup 5 жыл бұрын

Jessica D LOOOOL

@gabyjuarez8081 5 жыл бұрын

I love the fact that John that took Pete under his wing since Pete's suicide scare I loved John before but now I love him even more so much

@kovarogers9974 5 жыл бұрын

gaby juarez I agree 💯!!!

@blackmarketdiy9963 5 жыл бұрын

RIGHT? They’re so sweet together.

@sofiyyasujuandy493 5 жыл бұрын

Ikr aw

@HaIcyonic 5 жыл бұрын

They were actually good friends long before that!

@ImTheCookieMonster95 5 жыл бұрын

They have been hanging out since before that.

@GathererThompson 2 жыл бұрын

Mulaney: "I hate sitting up straight. I hate it more than ISIS." This video:

@emilyrooney3467 4 жыл бұрын

the amount of times i’ve watched this for john and pete is unhealthy

@winnieb3324 3 жыл бұрын

Same😂

@lunapark874 3 жыл бұрын

me too dude

@marii5050 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@emmatierney6992 3 жыл бұрын

Oh same

@jensue3034 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Kyotosomo 5 жыл бұрын

Getting three SNL guys together always results in a good time.

@kimjonglongdong3481 5 жыл бұрын

Bahahahahaha

@CaliBoyee818 5 жыл бұрын

SNL is trash

@DD-sq3mr 5 жыл бұрын

THIS shoulda been the cast for the newest ghostbusters movie. lmfa

@DONFOREVER 5 жыл бұрын

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@raccootrasho4089 5 жыл бұрын

@@CaliBoyee818 ok

@cathrynmarie4333 Жыл бұрын

I love that they were all on SNL, so it's like three people all coming back together. Like they know and love each other and it's fascinating to watch them,