True Detective Night Country Season Finale Review: Time Is A Fart Cycle

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Erik Kain

Erik Kain

3 ай бұрын

Atrocious beyond all belief. I'm having trouble believing this was even a sincere effort at making a good show and not us all being trolled.
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@meshzzizk
@meshzzizk 3 ай бұрын
I can't handle the absurdity of the activist girl impulsively trying to destroy the scientific research when that would not solve the pollution problem, then the first scientist *immediately stabbing her* when he finds her doing that, and then the rest of the scientists who come in wordlessly agreeing that continuing to stab her as a group is the natural thing to do there. It's just so preposterous and dull.
@wiseauserious8750
@wiseauserious8750 3 ай бұрын
Yeah this show's politics are so blatant and banal
@hollopurple
@hollopurple 3 ай бұрын
Bro if I walk in and you’re stabbing someone, I’m at least getting a few stabs in too. You don’t get to hog all the stabs.
@pressrepeat2000
@pressrepeat2000 3 ай бұрын
No one is the whole show acted like a normal person would in any situation whatsoever, in the whole show. Everything just seemed like a parody, an unintentional one.
@frankcarlosanaliza
@frankcarlosanaliza 3 ай бұрын
Telenovela writer. It's a fact. That's what we got. A telemovela writer writing characters who did stuff.
@thejamnasium6447
@thejamnasium6447 3 ай бұрын
but they're bad white men their motivations need no explanation
@anon6952
@anon6952 3 ай бұрын
“Well it’s official: murder is now legal in the state of Alaska.”
@MrCecil
@MrCecil 3 ай бұрын
I said the exact same thing on Twitter two hours ago...
@JimmyGrl09
@JimmyGrl09 3 ай бұрын
Dirty cops!
@crs2crs2
@crs2crs2 3 ай бұрын
Only if the victims are men. Otherwise the pubishment is death without due process.
@taskforce11
@taskforce11 3 ай бұрын
In the fictional world of story telling, it's also legal on the Orient Express
@eggplantcomics8336
@eggplantcomics8336 3 ай бұрын
Wasn’t it always?
@BwInNewJersey
@BwInNewJersey 3 ай бұрын
HBO owes me money. And an apology. Wtf was that.
@anitaknight3915
@anitaknight3915 3 ай бұрын
I feel disappointed like when I watched Halloween ends!! I want a refund for pain suffering and lost time lol.
@michaelsegriff3362
@michaelsegriff3362 3 ай бұрын
That was what you get when DEI runs a production.
@TomTomTom87
@TomTomTom87 3 ай бұрын
@@michaelsegriff3362facts
@autk
@autk 3 ай бұрын
You didn't like, "True Detective, Red Herring Country! " 😂
@michaelsegriff3362
@michaelsegriff3362 3 ай бұрын
@@autk True Defective.
@donkeysaurusrex7881
@donkeysaurusrex7881 3 ай бұрын
Most poorly utilized polar bear since Lost
@itchin4scratches
@itchin4scratches 3 ай бұрын
what you want man, volibear warstomping the police trucks? wtf
@NeeNee_B.
@NeeNee_B. 3 ай бұрын
Dont forget the zombie polar from GoT... 😂
@itchin4scratches
@itchin4scratches 3 ай бұрын
@@NeeNee_B. do you know what was ironic about that scene/who delivered the killing blow to the beast?
@RiderOfKarma
@RiderOfKarma 3 ай бұрын
I honestly thought it was the exact same red-herring polar bear from Lost as soon as I saw it; knew it was doomed lol
@maddmakksgotgame
@maddmakksgotgame 3 ай бұрын
and they had the audacity to use a "hatch" Im done!!
@joepal843
@joepal843 3 ай бұрын
A group of guys see their co worker killing a girl and then they all join in? WTF. The wristing on this show is unbelievable
@anitaknight3915
@anitaknight3915 3 ай бұрын
He loves her but watches and finishes it off then girl power gets their revenge. Wow.
@Ray03595
@Ray03595 3 ай бұрын
Laughable. It just shows the writer has a rudimentary thinking of genders. Men are blood thirsty savages and we’ll randomly join in a stabbing a random lady?? Oh, here comes the hero badass cleaning lady squad!!?! And they didn’t kill the scientists, the “ice” did! I’m so sick of seeing this kind of garbage in every other tv show. Maybe if this was cleverly written I’d feel different but it’s so lazy, so unbelievably I just laughed when they were killing Annie, and when all the cleaning ladies rounded up the men and killed them too. The whole conclusion was hilarious. I haven’t laughed at a single episode of television like this in ages honestly
@SuperEgo19
@SuperEgo19 3 ай бұрын
It’s Issa Lopez’s unconscious bias toward white people. In her warped brain, white men are evil and she literally believed this was character consistency without a shred of evidence.
@robrick9361
@robrick9361 3 ай бұрын
@@anitaknight3915 Well he probably couldn't see since the power went off..........even though the lights were still on.
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
​@@robrick9361Lol
@prettyteeth
@prettyteeth 3 ай бұрын
Clark dies in 5 minutes from exposure but Danvers who is covered in freezing ice cold water is dry and still alive?
@hpw101
@hpw101 3 ай бұрын
Danvers really took a nice long nap in the middle of an interrogation. She’s fine with Navarro shooting him, but then gets mad that Navarro lets him die. Screw this garbage show.
@michaelsegriff3362
@michaelsegriff3362 3 ай бұрын
Yes, it’s amateur hour production time at HBO, which is now just one big DEI sh** hole.
@michaelsegriff3362
@michaelsegriff3362 3 ай бұрын
Jodie’s 95 lbs. of skin and bones insulated her from freezing to death. Get with it. 😂
@DipTuckDive
@DipTuckDive 3 ай бұрын
All the men are pissed and I love it.
@SuperEgo19
@SuperEgo19 3 ай бұрын
Not to mention there were several vehicles at the lab they could have got in, started and put on the heat instead of starting a fire in the lab.
@aaronbolay3001
@aaronbolay3001 3 ай бұрын
Mass murder is not just OK, but something to be celebrated when committed by vigilante native women custodial staff! Now it's easy to see why the writing of the show never really cared about 6 dead scientists. When Issa Lopez wrote it she already knew they were killers and deserving of retribution. But she neglected to consider that the audience wouldn't be clued onto their guilt until the finale, so some sort of care and considerable investigation of their murder is necessary to tell a good story. So many plot holes and conveniences it's not worth going through them all. Easter eggs just for the sake of pretending to connect Night Country to the True Detective series.
@hpw101
@hpw101 3 ай бұрын
That’s such a great point about Issa neglecting to consider that we wouldn’t know that they’re the bad guys until the end.
@paulsommerhalder9049
@paulsommerhalder9049 3 ай бұрын
And there is no employee turnover at this ice station prison? After the Annie incident, no scientists left the crime scene job?😂 And if a new scientist arrives to join the team, does he/she deserve to die by association?😊
@hpw101
@hpw101 3 ай бұрын
@@paulsommerhalder9049nope, none of them, not one, left the station after a girl got murdered right in front of them. Bc Issa Lopez wrote that the microbes they were trying to extract were going to change the world or some dumb shit like that.
@michaelsegriff3362
@michaelsegriff3362 3 ай бұрын
@@paulsommerhalder9049 Saint Annie of Kwuktuk or whatever her name is, was no better than those little shit heels who run around today destroying the art and accomplishments of far better men. Another useless activist who purportedly loves mankind but hates men.
@ayandey137
@ayandey137 3 ай бұрын
Lets identify as women and kidnap the writers and leave them out on the ice , fold their clothes and let the spirit decide if they would return or not
@brianblankenship1568
@brianblankenship1568 3 ай бұрын
If time is a flat circle does it mean I’ll eventually get my 6 hours back?
@zbmccarter
@zbmccarter 3 ай бұрын
No, it means you will watch the entire season over and over, and then comment on this video, and then inspire me to leave this comment, in an infinite loop. Also, I think the season was 6.5 hours if you watched the whole thing. In Carcosa.
@ayandey137
@ayandey137 3 ай бұрын
I don't even want my 6.5 hours back, I wanna walk out on ice 😭😭😭
@krzysztofkurzaj2755
@krzysztofkurzaj2755 3 ай бұрын
Lol NO, it means you get to watch similar crap and waste same amount of time at some point in the future. Because this is the new standard for television and movie writing. Apparently.
@derekbrown2988
@derekbrown2988 3 ай бұрын
No. You will be forced to watch this shit series forever.
@jesot
@jesot 3 ай бұрын
@@ayandey137It's cool. The Coast Guard will find your body within 15 minutes.
@hpw101
@hpw101 3 ай бұрын
Danvers and Navarro building a fire in the science station garage when the cars were right there with heat was baffling. We see them drive the Tsalal SUV after the storm.
@ianmcgeehan4627
@ianmcgeehan4627 3 ай бұрын
AND she walks right by the full tanks of generator fuel near the door.
@paulsommerhalder9049
@paulsommerhalder9049 3 ай бұрын
And when they arrived at the killer women compound, they had perfectly dry clothing...fresh and perfect....
@DipTuckDive
@DipTuckDive 3 ай бұрын
@@paulsommerhalder9049probably because they changed clothes and cleaned up
@SuperEgo19
@SuperEgo19 3 ай бұрын
Came to say this. Glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed.
@autk
@autk 3 ай бұрын
"Get in a vehicle and turn on the heat" No that won't serve our crappy narrative 😂
@gbrlljns
@gbrlljns 3 ай бұрын
How would the cleaning ladies know that all the scientists killed Annie? They might know that one did, but all of them? So infuriating.
@michaelsegriff3362
@michaelsegriff3362 3 ай бұрын
They saw a vision in a spray of Lemon Pledge.
@solideogloria2022
@solideogloria2022 3 ай бұрын
GIRL POWER 😁
@hollopurple
@hollopurple 3 ай бұрын
Echo is required watching to understand that. But it’s because Native American women are aliens from outer space.
@section7764
@section7764 3 ай бұрын
"We are shoving them out on the ice naked but if they are innocent the Great Spirit will save them."
@kswindl
@kswindl 3 ай бұрын
They saw a specialized drill bit and thought, "Eek gad! By George, could this be the murder weapon??"
@yanwain9454
@yanwain9454 3 ай бұрын
WAIT, i just realized....in the flashback to murdering annie k....they don't show her filming the selfie video of the murder that they later watch.
@robrick9361
@robrick9361 3 ай бұрын
Also the lights were still on even though Danvers said they went off.
@otpeezy5788
@otpeezy5788 3 ай бұрын
And in the flashback Clarke steps on and breaks her phone 😂 like what the fuck issa Lopez was this her first time writing a script and such?
@noahswiss1997
@noahswiss1997 2 ай бұрын
That is so bad I didn’t even think of that!!!! 91%rotten tomato review with that big a fucking plot hole
@yanwain9454
@yanwain9454 2 ай бұрын
@@noahswiss1997 also, they never checked to see if the video was geo-tagged by the phone. that could have lead them to the exact spot it was filmed. even without the geo tag, they could have posted the video on 4 chan and those guys would have had the location figured out in a few days.
@rengsn4655
@rengsn4655 3 ай бұрын
when the fan theories are better than the actual ending
@michaelsegriff3362
@michaelsegriff3362 3 ай бұрын
The fans are smart and they care. More than I can say about anyone associated with the production of this crap.
@mikec42
@mikec42 3 ай бұрын
I'm glad I streamed this instead of watching it live. When he busted out the "time is a flat circle" line, I had to pause it and walk around for 5 minutes to process the stupidity. (I repeated the same process shortly after the Cleaning Lady Mafia showed up.)
@MrKYLEforAwhile
@MrKYLEforAwhile 3 ай бұрын
cleaning lady mafia was actually comical.
@1-RECC
@1-RECC 3 ай бұрын
with the Yoko Ono screams as a soundtrack
@michaelsegriff3362
@michaelsegriff3362 3 ай бұрын
I streamed it so I could fast forward the dead parts. That left me with about 20 minutes that felt like 3 hours.
@methebee
@methebee 3 ай бұрын
It's Mr. Scratch
@corbetcrey
@corbetcrey 3 ай бұрын
Same here. I really felt sick to my stomach… my wife looked at me with the „Are you OK?” look on her face
@platoplombo15
@platoplombo15 3 ай бұрын
At least the ending is consistent with the running theme of the show: 'Women...It's OK when we do it.'
@paulsommerhalder9049
@paulsommerhalder9049 3 ай бұрын
Yes, women can be as sociopathic as any man....and don't you forget it. We are the woke Hollywood women...hear us roar...
@lmarstonkid
@lmarstonkid 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@michaelsegriff3362
@michaelsegriff3362 3 ай бұрын
If this is the state of mind of contemporary women, it’s better we don’t propagate any further.
@alexcunningham4847
@alexcunningham4847 3 ай бұрын
@@michaelsegriff3362The honorable thing for our species would be to deny our genetic coding. Walk hand-in-hand to extinction.
@vidmasterK1
@vidmasterK1 3 ай бұрын
You've become the sort of man that season one examined and then attacked and dismantled.
@MrCecil
@MrCecil 3 ай бұрын
-Who peels an orange like that? Oh, someone trying to work one last spiral into the show. -Ghosts are real, and they're PG13 horror cliches. Cool. -Blair is somewhere between 16 and 70 years old. -Peter's wife and Danvers' daughter stopped being completely terrible because...the season was over? What an arc!
@SuperEgo19
@SuperEgo19 3 ай бұрын
That last point made me laugh out loud. Great observation.
@rapzid3536
@rapzid3536 3 ай бұрын
"The editor's notes said we needed more character development for Kayla and Leah so we added character development. What more do ya'll want from us?!" -The writers probably.
@sfcSpidey
@sfcSpidey 3 ай бұрын
i thought she was trying to make a garnish for a drink but the shows ending was still terrible
@EdwardLindon
@EdwardLindon 3 ай бұрын
My mum does. But whatever. You dudes are right, everyone else is wrong. Let's all freeze.
@ILMorgan216
@ILMorgan216 3 ай бұрын
Wait, who is Blair?
@augoosto11
@augoosto11 3 ай бұрын
There were so many elements that were so outrageous, you cant even fathom the stupidity- 1. They are in an insulated building during a blizzard, and somehow they are at danger of freezing within hours or minutes when the entire facility was heated before this moment, and there are rooms EVERYWHERE that remained closed. 2. They are freezing and shivering while they are indoors away from the wind, in appropriately warm winter clothes which they used to travel the unheated caves perfectly comfortably, and under tons of blankets. 3. Somehow this deadly cold that was in danger of freezing them to death while indoors and next to a fire, doesnt kill the underweight senior citizen lady that falls into ice cold water, soaks her clothes through, and remains that way for the 30+ minutes it would take her partner to get her back inside, back to the fire, stripped, and re-bundled. 4. They are teeth chatteringly freezing while indoors and next to a damn bonfire. Being in a extremely cold place doesnt magically make fire less hot. Being next to a fire would keep you perfectly comfortable. 5. They start a fire instead of sticking together and going into a car and turning the heat on. A thing which we know they can do, because they DROVE ONE TO THE CLEANING LADY CULPRITS IMMEDIATELY AFTER. 6. Danvers is locked in a plexiglass room, and instead of shooting the plexi, which we know is not bulletproof seeing as her tiny ass breaks it with a little metal rod. 7.Navarro is completely brained by a fire extinguisher, dropped 15 feet onto her face, and is still capable of recovering, overpowering, and beating unconscious her male assailant. 8. They never explain the burned corneas / retinas There are so many more, but this show left me yelling at the screen more than any other. The random revelation that the cleaning ladies did it made no sense, and the fact that these CLEANING LADIES somehow knew ALL the tsalal men killed Annie, AND were okay with an octuple homocide, AND had noone escape, fight back, question them, etc. is beyond ridiculous to the point where i was legitimately laughing hysterically during the whole scene.
@iad77
@iad77 3 ай бұрын
The whole punch a hole in the ice which then magically is a larger opening into a perfectly setup walkway in caves, magic drops into exactly the right area, magically teleporting again to the station, why in a secure station would they need to have a secret trap door? Why did danvers have to use a pole to break the glass when she had a gun? Why did they torture Clark instantly? When he hit Navarro' with that fire extinguisher i thought..... Well she's dead from that... Nope, not even knocked out, and when we cut back she's already overpowered him and beating him senseless?? Bad shit....
@SuperEgo19
@SuperEgo19 3 ай бұрын
They couldn’t allow Danvers to “save” Navarro. Navarro aka Girlboss can take care of herself, don’t you know?
@rebotsomat2341
@rebotsomat2341 3 ай бұрын
her floofy hair saved her
@iad77
@iad77 3 ай бұрын
@@rebotsomat2341 😂😂👍🏻👍🏻
@Hamza-rd6jk
@Hamza-rd6jk 3 ай бұрын
This season was unforgivably bad. It had so much going for it on paper I will forever wonder what it could have been in the hands of a good writer. Ironically for a show written by a woman and with two female leads, the most competent and likeable character was Peter.
@anitaknight3915
@anitaknight3915 3 ай бұрын
Peter was the most likeable character and appeared to be the only one finding leads to solve investigation. So sad he has to live with the traumatizing aftermath of cleaning up fathers death. The writer director did a terrible job with this season.
@mrIllusionist1331
@mrIllusionist1331 3 ай бұрын
TeamPeterPrior❤
@makesy-5327
@makesy-5327 3 ай бұрын
Completely agree, he was the only one actually doing some form of legitimate investigation the whole time!
@pressrepeat2000
@pressrepeat2000 3 ай бұрын
I wonder if the writer actually understood this. Or if she actually believed that all these psychopaths were heroes.
@MegaLoquendo2000
@MegaLoquendo2000 3 ай бұрын
That on top of him looking like a dream, wow
@tylerbramhall6596
@tylerbramhall6596 3 ай бұрын
Ahhhhh of course it was the Inuit Cleaning Lady Mafia……😂
@acrophobe
@acrophobe 3 ай бұрын
Ah yes the infamous ICLM
@SuperEgo19
@SuperEgo19 3 ай бұрын
The chances of a large group of Inuits hanging out in one desolate town in Alaska with no husbands is astronomically low. Like .0000000234 low.
@glacialimpala
@glacialimpala 3 ай бұрын
Inupiak! If there's one thing we learned it's there's another tribe in Alaska and that's what this season was all about 😂
@jakedizzle
@jakedizzle 3 ай бұрын
This is a clear case of hiring someone based gender/ideology instead of skill. I’m guessing the show-runner ticks a few other ESG/DEI boxes as well.
@electron_shell
@electron_shell 3 ай бұрын
Of course, it's WBD policy. DEI Global Initiative touches all their content.
@wiseauserious8750
@wiseauserious8750 3 ай бұрын
I find your use of the term "instead" to be aggressive and patriarchal.
@cade8986
@cade8986 3 ай бұрын
@@wiseauserious8750I find your comment to be quite stupid
@speggeri90
@speggeri90 3 ай бұрын
I dont think ive ever seen a show where every single character is so unlikeable. A show of constant pointless red herrings, plot going no where, all male characters are one dimensional emotional whimps, all female characters are cold hearted hyper ”masculin” sociopaths, and constant, and I mean constant cursing and blasphemy. Insuffereable.
@fen3184
@fen3184 3 ай бұрын
And so, the battered dude that was hiding in the station and wandering the ice caves for no reason... took the time to put 'Twist and Shout' back on a loop? Damn... 😂
@slyphwing
@slyphwing 3 ай бұрын
LMAO!!!🤣😂
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤦🤦🤦
@section7764
@section7764 3 ай бұрын
That was by the ghosts that aren't really a part of this but sometimes are.
@rhodimusrime6737
@rhodimusrime6737 3 ай бұрын
A literal scooby doo trap door Lmao that was the worst writing I’ve seen from a major production Pathetic.
@hpw101
@hpw101 3 ай бұрын
Then he comes out another hidden door for the fire extinguisher attack. Just babytown hijinks shit.
@davidgalinat4257
@davidgalinat4257 3 ай бұрын
I've seen better, more satisfying plot development watching Scooby-Doo than this dreck.
@AyeGeeYT
@AyeGeeYT 3 ай бұрын
Going into tonight I expected it to be terrible, but that was worse than I even thought possible.
@Wolf.88
@Wolf.88 3 ай бұрын
EXACTLY
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
I was hoping by miracle that the finale could redeem this season somewhat and improve it from bad to less than bad. Instead, it made it exponentially worse. That ending was atrocious.
@wheezvonklaw284
@wheezvonklaw284 3 ай бұрын
A Forbes reviewer was trying to warn viewers off the show after pre-screening the season.
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
@@wheezvonklaw284 I wonder who that could have been...😂
@sminer27
@sminer27 3 ай бұрын
The writers of Game of Thrones season 8, LOVED this show. They no longer hold the record for the worst writers on planet earth.
@michaelsegriff3362
@michaelsegriff3362 3 ай бұрын
What are they currently doing?
@michaelsegriff3362
@michaelsegriff3362 3 ай бұрын
James Gunn said The Flash was the best super hero movie he’s ever seen. People are full of shit.
@TheBerylknight
@TheBerylknight 3 ай бұрын
@@michaelsegriff3362 He could be taking a crap and it would still be better and more productive than writing this show.
@NeeNee_B.
@NeeNee_B. 3 ай бұрын
Nah, theyre still the worst. At least the Night Country writers didnt have amazing books to draw from. Theres no excuse for DnD lol
@TheBerylknight
@TheBerylknight 3 ай бұрын
@@NeeNee_B. To be fair, they had gone past the books in the final season. The plot itself wasn't that bad. Having Daenerys become the villain could have been a good story arch for her. But they just handled it so poorly it ruined her as a character.
@groobly6070
@groobly6070 3 ай бұрын
What an absolute dumpster fire of an ending. I wish I could've reinvested the 8 or so hours of my life I spent watching this pile of shit of a season in something more productive like watching paint dry.
@anitaknight3915
@anitaknight3915 3 ай бұрын
This disappointment and garbage fire of trash writing makes me want to binge the masterpiece of season 1 again lol.
@farlessouza4364
@farlessouza4364 3 ай бұрын
And you paid for that shit.
@jamesriver3745
@jamesriver3745 3 ай бұрын
I gave up after the first 2 episodes. I could see exactly what Issa Lopez was doing, the symptoms were all there ceaselessly, and just the way she responded to the legitimate criticism of this dumpster fire only further confirmed I was right. Watched Erik's reviews, and that's all. His takes on this horrendous unwatchable show was all I got out of it...and was far more enjoyable!
@DrDonWario_MD
@DrDonWario_MD 3 ай бұрын
I enjoy watching dog shit shows evry now and then. Makes you appreciate the good ones that much more.
@glacialimpala
@glacialimpala 3 ай бұрын
90% of what was good about this season was written in our minds when we were trying to solve the mystery ourselves. The actual writing is really abysmal.
@philipmango3288
@philipmango3288 3 ай бұрын
Here’s what this show told me… Women are powerful, smart, and badass. Men are weak and evil except for the one young lad that is learning at the foot of the wise, older woman…and doing what he’s told. This entire show was a giant clickbait…”Spirals, Tuttles, and Rust’s dad, oh my!”
@pedroaguiar6705
@pedroaguiar6705 3 ай бұрын
I never thought I'd see something worse than The Rings of Power, but Night Country is worse by several degrees of magnitude.
@SarcasticPlotRecaps
@SarcasticPlotRecaps 3 ай бұрын
Fear Walking Dead is still country miles worse than both those shows combined though.
@Kela1031
@Kela1031 3 ай бұрын
The most bonkers thing to me in this ep was when the two leading investigators of the Tsalal men's deaths almost killed the only witness(after beating him and torturing him) without even asking him about their fate. The main investigation of the entire tv show!
@donkeysaurusrex7881
@donkeysaurusrex7881 3 ай бұрын
are we really supposed to believe these out of the way ice caves are right under the research station and no one realized this?
@wiseauserious8750
@wiseauserious8750 3 ай бұрын
You'll believe it and you'll goddamn like it!
@captaincrunch1707
@captaincrunch1707 3 ай бұрын
This was beyond laughable. The woman cops also felt zero need to bring ropes or survival gear when knowingly entering ice caves. Feels like the dam burst on holding back the crappy writing until the very last episode. Feels to me like the writer and director are completely clueless about the real world . My favorite is the, “ice science requires massive pollution to extract biologicals”. What a contrived turd
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
​@@captaincrunch1707😂 Yeah...that was soooooo bad.
@nastyladd
@nastyladd 3 ай бұрын
2 Questions: Did ChatGPT write the finale? How much did HBO pay other critics to say it was a “return to form”?
@ErikKain
@ErikKain 3 ай бұрын
Good questions.
@nastyladd
@nastyladd 3 ай бұрын
@@ErikKain you and I will have this conversation again 😂 forever and ever
@ErikKain
@ErikKain 3 ай бұрын
@@nastyladd time is a bumpy oval!
@nastyladd
@nastyladd 3 ай бұрын
Last thing…do you remember that time Danvers used a pipe to break the glass wall when she literally had a gun?
@tanyathude2624
@tanyathude2624 3 ай бұрын
I expect more from ChatGTP
@immctony
@immctony 3 ай бұрын
The biggest twist was that feminism was the killer…and the force driving the creative decisions of the show instead of logic and entertainment
@WickedMo13
@WickedMo13 3 ай бұрын
Evil male scientists vs Hero cleaning ladies!
@SuperEgo19
@SuperEgo19 3 ай бұрын
Issa Lopez is from Mexico. That sums it up.
@robrick9361
@robrick9361 3 ай бұрын
@@SuperEgo19 I hope Family Guy parodies this and Consuela is the maid who solves it.
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@MegaLoquendo2000
@MegaLoquendo2000 3 ай бұрын
​@@SuperEgo19omfg that's so utterly racist, and correct
@todd.goslin6190
@todd.goslin6190 3 ай бұрын
I must've binge watched the first season at least 5 times. I've not re-watched seasons 2 or 3 even once. I think season 4 goes in the never gonna watch again category.
@talonmage40k
@talonmage40k 3 ай бұрын
I thought the third season was great. I dunno why people had a problem with it.
@farlessouza4364
@farlessouza4364 3 ай бұрын
We can't forget the fourth season. HBO needs to pay the price for using our love for the first season to sell us this horrible season.
@michaelsegriff3362
@michaelsegriff3362 3 ай бұрын
This one was such sh** I fast forwarded through most of it. Nothing of value was missed.
@russellsantana
@russellsantana 3 ай бұрын
Season 2 would have been okay without so many plotlines. Otherwise it wasn't so bad. Season 3 was actually really good. Season 1 is lightning in a bottle, almost perfect in every way. Those were the only true True Detective seasons. This train wreck doesn't even come close to season 2 and shouldn't be included in the TS franchise in my opinion.
@nwfreefly
@nwfreefly 3 ай бұрын
Same here. I’ve watched season one at least 4 times start to finish. Couldn’t get through season two and eventually finished 3. This one was honestly the worst writing I’ve ever seen in any series of this budget. A true pile of dog shit.
@Zosima45
@Zosima45 3 ай бұрын
Knew it was a wrap after the Ghost of Travis did that stupid dance before pointing to the bodies
@SuperEgo19
@SuperEgo19 3 ай бұрын
Didn’t you know, everyone in north Alaska is magical?
@pobster88j94
@pobster88j94 3 ай бұрын
lol 😂
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
Yeah that dance was so stupid 😂😂😂
@donkeysaurusrex7881
@donkeysaurusrex7881 3 ай бұрын
Where are the bodies Travis? I could tell you Rose, but I’d rather show you through the power of interpretive dance.
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
@@donkeysaurusrex7881 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead
@Tbakedup
@Tbakedup 3 ай бұрын
Everyone can hate on seasons 2-3 all they want but both blew season 4 away. The whole premise of it was cheesy with the whole “Night Country” thing. Seems this is going to be a sad end to the show and will probably taint the whole True Detective franchise. We all just have to accept that season 1 was some of the best writing and acting of all time and can never be emulated.
@TheBerylknight
@TheBerylknight 3 ай бұрын
Season 2 and 3 were masterpieces compared to this crap. I'm going to have remember all the reviewers who praised this crap so I know in the future never to listen to them again.
@pobster88j94
@pobster88j94 3 ай бұрын
This whole season was basically strong lesbians unite in Alaska with bad writing and unbelievable plot lines.
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
This season has a rotten tomatoes fresh rating of 92 percent from the "critics." NINETY-TWO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 That is mind boggling. Wow. Just wow.
@TheBerylknight
@TheBerylknight 3 ай бұрын
@@nickreynolds8391 Aye, it is. I think it's safe to say at this point looking at reviews - at least generally speaking - is useless. Because way too many of them are enthralled by absolute garbage.
@bloodrunsclear
@bloodrunsclear 3 ай бұрын
This show has all the drama and nuance of a Steven Seagal movie.
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
And somehow the "critics" are giving it a 92% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes 😂😂😂 NINETY-TWO percent!!! That is utterly mind boggling.
@robrick9361
@robrick9361 3 ай бұрын
True Detective : The Cleaning Crew Time is a flat sponge, it sucks up metaphors from better seasons and turns them into something smelly. The spiral represents dirty water going down the drain after a job well done. The tongue symbolizes taste, as in the bad taste it takes to like this season.
@billytrack
@billytrack 3 ай бұрын
'I heard you clean houses'
@soyeltish
@soyeltish 3 ай бұрын
When the old cop (I don't even remember her name) was peeling an orange with a knife I knew she wasn't capable of solving a crime.
@twerkfromhome
@twerkfromhome 3 ай бұрын
That’s Sargent Jodie Foster.
@BenjaminDaCunha-ys8ty
@BenjaminDaCunha-ys8ty 3 ай бұрын
I don’t know how you could forget either of their names when half the dialogue is yelling “Navarro!” and “Danvers!” over and over again.
@michaelsegriff3362
@michaelsegriff3362 3 ай бұрын
Jodie Foster. Or Liz. Should have peeled an onion.
@michaelsegriff3362
@michaelsegriff3362 3 ай бұрын
@@twerkfromhome All 95 lbs of totally believable, totally competent, False Detective.
@Ray03595
@Ray03595 3 ай бұрын
But she cursed 72 times this one episode. Why don’t you like her yet? Isn’t she so down to earth and relatable yet?
@xy28100
@xy28100 3 ай бұрын
"we're in the night country now" 😂😂😂😂
@michaelsegriff3362
@michaelsegriff3362 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, whatevs. 😂
@michaelsegriff3362
@michaelsegriff3362 3 ай бұрын
That was supposed to be profound and chilling. Instead, it plopped like a wet fart.
@comicbooksincahoots9578
@comicbooksincahoots9578 3 ай бұрын
Season 4 makes Season 2 look like CITIZEN KANE
@robrick9361
@robrick9361 3 ай бұрын
Season 4 makes the turd I dropped this morning look like CITIZEN KANE.
@zanderman15
@zanderman15 3 ай бұрын
Just finished it and wth was that dude...lol
@mrnukes797
@mrnukes797 3 ай бұрын
I just finished reading the wikipedia at least I knew not to waste my time with this crap. I recommend waiting for wikipedia before paying or watching something.
@warlok9
@warlok9 3 ай бұрын
Man, this show spent so much time spinning tire for 5 episodes that by the 6th you knew the ride wasn't going anywhere. The biggest burning question of the entire series is how the group of men came to be frozen in that state of horror. The writers MADE that the central story. Nope, the show runners couldn't even be bothered with it because they couldn't write anything effective as an answer. It's the equivalent of when you go to see a band play live and the singer keeps holding out the mic for the audience to sing the song for them. "Just use your imagination" the show Creator tells us in a recent interview about all of the loose ends.
@mikewilson858
@mikewilson858 3 ай бұрын
It was ghost. I was actually into it because I expected a payoff for the season 1 Easter eggs, but by six, I was like fuck, they got a lot of ground to cover and not much time.
@elwrongo
@elwrongo 3 ай бұрын
it was the cleaning ladies who dunnit
@0v3rgr0wn
@0v3rgr0wn 3 ай бұрын
Gotta love how not one of the men tried to fight back once they were all let out of the semi truck. They were told to take off their clothes in the freezing cold and not one of them had any survival instincts.
@yakhooves
@yakhooves 3 ай бұрын
This show was written by someone who sucks at writing and being a human being with normal human instincts.
@bluex610
@bluex610 3 ай бұрын
Forreals 1/6 guys for sure not going out like that. Naked and in the Blizzard? Fuck that kill me with my cloths on, come at me 😂
@blessings4eva863
@blessings4eva863 3 ай бұрын
Maybe because all the wonen had guns
@0v3rgr0wn
@0v3rgr0wn 3 ай бұрын
@@blessings4eva863 They had hunting rifles and were at extremely close range. One of the women (if not more) had a scoped bolt action rifle. While grouped up, I’m taking my chances, especially when complying means death anyways.
@NorNor-bb6dn
@NorNor-bb6dn 3 ай бұрын
@@yakhooves nah he or she was correctly appointed........to bury True Detective for good lol
@MrRenatopepin
@MrRenatopepin 3 ай бұрын
Gotta give you credits for this one. Absolutely shocked by how complacent and delusional some reviews are...
@5tgfwjf5
@5tgfwjf5 3 ай бұрын
Money talks
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
It has a 92% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes by the "critics" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I have no words
@section7764
@section7764 3 ай бұрын
Girl power and pretend Native American mysticism. Don't you dare give a bad review.
@HighStrangeDrifter
@HighStrangeDrifter 3 ай бұрын
Geology teacher whips out the ice caves map…never goes, “Oh hey, the caves overlap the lab…”
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Dude it's so dumb. This season was soooooo bad.
@hollopurple
@hollopurple 3 ай бұрын
There are zero structural concerns when building a multimillion dollar lab on top of an unstable cave system.
@mrIllusionist1331
@mrIllusionist1331 3 ай бұрын
Favorite line from the show is when the hunters are fighting in the hospital: "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A REDNECK!?"🤣
@CarlosEspinoza00
@CarlosEspinoza00 3 ай бұрын
And what about the zombie-like stroke of Clark when the power goes off? And the "We are dead" written on the whiteboard? And Annie's video didn't even match the flashback of her death? aaargghh I feel dirty for having watched this all the way through.
@thegreenhenryshow8809
@thegreenhenryshow8809 3 ай бұрын
This feels like it was essentially True Detective fan fiction, but written by someone who is not a fan.
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
Yup!!
@1300l
@1300l 3 ай бұрын
Men this season sucked. 1 - There is no payoff if they barley investigated. 2 - The characters are way too unlikable 3 - Even outside the job, they're lifes isn't interesting 4 - The message is pretty much weak by the execution 5 - The links to the first season was just fan service 6 - I was bored in every single episode past the first one 7 - The scientists mystery sound so cool.. no payoff 8 - Way too super natural at the wrong places 9 - Weak writing
@user-wh4wm3mw7l
@user-wh4wm3mw7l 3 ай бұрын
S4 is a pile of shit. Not a second worth watching.
@modernserf2020
@modernserf2020 3 ай бұрын
It was insultingly bad. Six episodes for that?
@farlessouza4364
@farlessouza4364 3 ай бұрын
Maybe this season would have more episodes. But I believe the director was arrested before doing more. I'm sure this kind of crap is a crime somewhere.
@michaelsegriff3362
@michaelsegriff3362 3 ай бұрын
Issa Lopez had about 3 pages in her. She needed like 350.
@mwl5
@mwl5 3 ай бұрын
Thanks for speaking truth on this. Every other review is just glowing (looking at you Rolling Stone), and I feel like I'm in a bizarro world reading this stuff. The major fan consensus has been this season was terrible, yet most critics don't want to seem to even acknowledge that.
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
It boggles the mind. It has a 92% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes 😂😂😂 NINETY-TWO!!!
@zanderman15
@zanderman15 3 ай бұрын
"I see dead people Theyre everywhere!" I hated this so much I can not believe this is certified "fresh" on RT...from audience to the critics Get ready for more seasons of this type of crap everyone My brain hurts after watching this finale lol
@urielthelesser
@urielthelesser 3 ай бұрын
I completely missed that one. They ripped off Haley Joel too? Dammit! These people must be stopped!
@mistergrieves
@mistergrieves 3 ай бұрын
The audience score has been steadily declining.
@elwrongo
@elwrongo 3 ай бұрын
it hurts because time is an uneven square
@tonieja8814
@tonieja8814 3 ай бұрын
In the animation about the rabbit "Zootopia" there was a better intrigue, the very fact that they entered a cave without equipment, maps, any experience, a local activist instead of recording and taking photos starts destroying the laboratory, they are in a base where there are several cars instead of getting into one and turn on the heating, they light a fire XD, the fact that several scientists from different countries died in mysterious circumstances and no embassy is demanding explanations about what happened to their citizens. If they were poisoned by one or two cleaning ladies and that somehow made them go crazy, but no the whole gang of clining ladies with the truck did it and no one in the entire group had any remorse, no one said anything to anyone, absurdity follows absurdity in this series and this glorification of the suicide of a person with mental problems at the end...
@dr2549
@dr2549 3 ай бұрын
And not a single woman-scientist in the research station? of course not - they all were meant to serve the script as male-murderers
@megatrons5187
@megatrons5187 3 ай бұрын
episode 1 - there's a cover up here, let's investigate this shit. episode 6 - let's cover up this shit and leave
@BedbugGaming
@BedbugGaming 3 ай бұрын
because, as we all know, the only way to "soften a permafrost" is for a mining company to spit out a lot of pollution!
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
😂
@hollopurple
@hollopurple 3 ай бұрын
I thought everyone knew this!
@fgoindarkg
@fgoindarkg 3 ай бұрын
Is this how Jodie Foster wants to cap her career? She went from The Silence of the Lambs to The Violence of the Clams. When she said in Ep.1 "It's a shitbowl." Thst was our warning.
@MrLESLO
@MrLESLO 3 ай бұрын
Hahahaahaha... Oh god, violence of the clams! 😂😂
@MrLESLO
@MrLESLO 3 ай бұрын
That title is so apt when you think about how the tsalal guys died
@MrKYLEforAwhile
@MrKYLEforAwhile 3 ай бұрын
Ending is even dumber than i thought it would be
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
Same. I was hoping by way of miracle that they could against all odds wrap it up decently. But instead, it was arguably the corniest, most inept ending to a season that I have ever seen. Any project Issa Lopez is a part of going forward, I'll steer well clear of.
@krzysztofkurzaj2755
@krzysztofkurzaj2755 3 ай бұрын
What you are referring to as "girl power" is not just some loose concept that writers threw into the mix but, if you look carefully, it is the cornerstone of writing for this whole season. I dare anyone to find one masculine male character in the whole story. Qavvik seems like a nice guy but he is sexually dominated by Navarro and in the end means little to her and contributes even less to the story. Young Prior is also a nice kid and a hardworking cop but his wife treats him as a piece of shit because he is trying to do his work. In fact Danvers and Navarro also treat him like shit as well. Hank Prior is a corrupted cop who of course gets in the end what he deserved. Not to mention of course all the scientists at the Tsalal station because they are the ultimate assholes and murderers, as it turns out in the end. Not a single woman scientists among them because, well, probably the patriarchy did not allow women to study biology, geology or biochemistry (interestingly those being typically scientific fields with higher ratio of women presence). Every other male character in the show is portrayed as either a brute, halfwit or morally questionable individual whenever that's a mine worker who sold camper to Clark, antiriot cop who hits Leah, desk guy at the Lighthouse who let Julia out or Captain Connelly who is interested more in bureaucracy than finding out the truth. So we have this ensemble of emasculated male characters who are stirring the pot in an otherwise well oiled, properly functioning and almost idyllic world of strong, independent women. And yes, Denvers and Navarro are not likable characters but we are being told this is due to their respective traumas and it's not the hate towards the world but rather a coping mechanism and that makes their characters even stronger because they power through those struggles. All the Inuit women are presented as pure and righteous even if they hate their husband for no reason (Kayla), beat the shit out of civilians for no reason while on police duty (Navarro) or participate in mob justice and kill several men. They are still saints and their actions are justified because they are merely trying to fix the hell of a world that men created for them. In all fairness, season 1 of True Detective has an endless list of morally ambiguous or straight up corrupted characters but it is simply a story about flawed men. They are not being pitched against an army of pure-hearted women with emphasis on how much better the world would be without those men.
@robrick9361
@robrick9361 3 ай бұрын
Plus the girl mine boss rink owner lady who paid Hank to move Annie's body got no punishment.
@HOFFAMVA
@HOFFAMVA 3 ай бұрын
Wow! This season really hurt you.
@krzysztofkurzaj2755
@krzysztofkurzaj2755 3 ай бұрын
@@HOFFAMVA no, it did not. It's just my way of engaging in a meaningful discussion instead of calling something or someone "sexist" without backing it with facts. Crazy, I know.
@EventideCreativeStudio
@EventideCreativeStudio 3 ай бұрын
I finally got around to finishing this show tonight. Afterwards, I sifted through the reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and found your honest commentary. Yours was one of the rare few that actually gave warning about this grasshopper patty masquerading as Wagyu. I knew this show was headed off a cliff when, during the same episode, both its female protagonists refused to allow their booty calls to pull out during sex. This was “girl power” transmogrified into something sinister-and a metaphor for the entire season. Here I lay at journey's end, and I feel wholly violated.
@mcq11705
@mcq11705 3 ай бұрын
I fully expect that on Rotten Tomatoes and IMDB there will be something like 50 percent difference between the audience score and the critic score. In response to this, people who liked the show will say it's because alt-right types review-bombed the websites. That's not what's going on. What's going on is that professional critics have an increasingly homogeneous ideological makeup that leads to shows like this getting favorable reviews even when they're incredibly flawed if not downright terrible. I fully expect this guy to be accused of sexism and racism and whatever else because he's a white man giving a negative review to a show that centers women of color, but the fact of the matter is this season sucked.
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
I'm already seeing it (predictably) being said: that the only people who don't like this show are alt-right males who feat strong women 😂 Many of my favorite performances are from female leads (and supporting roles for that matter. I came into this excited because of Jodie Foster. I didn't like it because it sucked. It shoehorned in bad season 1 easter eggs, had plot holes everywhere, poor dialogue, and it was corny. So far the critics rating on Rotten Tomatoes is 92% 😂😂 NINETY-TWO percent!!! The audience rating is a more sane 61%, but even then that's too high IMO. This season was a 3/10 for me.
@YouTw1tFace
@YouTw1tFace 3 ай бұрын
How did Clark know to have a convulsion just before the power went out and the women came in? Why did he have a convulsion to begin with??
@hollopurple
@hollopurple 3 ай бұрын
As a white male, that’s what happens whenever a white male senses angry Native American women nearby.
@CheeseWorks-vj4yi
@CheeseWorks-vj4yi 3 ай бұрын
WTF was that 😂
@gianPad9
@gianPad9 3 ай бұрын
Too many things without an explanation. 1- Rose seems to know very well how to cover up a dead body..why? How? 2- what happened to navarro in her life?..what aabout her mother? 3- what happened to thw guy with the rifle?..did he go on vacation? 4- Prior is a character that should have been developed more. He was interesting. I mean he just killed his father and cleaned up his blood. 5- scientist killed, navarro shot the criminal, prior killed his father..ok murder is accepted..no needs of detectives in this country. 5- random references to season 1 without any meaning. ( Producer clearly did not know anything about true detective) 6 - the video of anne k is different from the story told by Clarck. 7 - all women went to tsalal to kill the scientists with a huge truck..no one spotted anything weird that night?. 8 - Navarro and Denver made a fire at tsalal site in the last episode while the came back in town with a tsalal car. No heating system available?. 9- Denver's son died in an accident. what happened that day?. Finally, Her son appearance seems from Alaska. Just an impression?. 10 - Only women involved in the scientists massacre? Why? No explanation. Etc... Ok I stop here for now but I have other points to raise. This season was a tv show but has nothing to do with true detective..i mean..murder is accepted in Alaska..who needs police in there. 0:08
@billytrack
@billytrack 3 ай бұрын
1-Rose is also a master Jedi 2-Navarro is too tough to have a normal life and instead has became Chuck Norris 7- no cameras on either, anywhere, in a top secret lab with a scooby-doo secret passage 8- hanger had several vehicles, gassed up, with heaters. Tools of the patriarchy; boycott
@cruddddddddddddddd
@cruddddddddddddddd 3 ай бұрын
Are we out of the night country, now?
@MrDe4dGuy34
@MrDe4dGuy34 3 ай бұрын
At least the show is done, that's somewhat a positive. I hope you feel better soon! It's really hard trying to understand the creative process behind a show like this. If I had to guess, Issa López wanted to make something more like Tigers Are Not Afraid again and had no real interest in True Detective.
@electron_shell
@electron_shell 3 ай бұрын
It's like an anthology set in the Tigers Are Not Afraid universe with a thin coat of blue True Detective paint.
@glacialimpala
@glacialimpala 3 ай бұрын
Giving someone whose average IMDb score is like 6.1 to write and direct a whole season of such a big tv show was just idiotic. I cannot think of a better word, truly.
@ninguno141
@ninguno141 3 ай бұрын
A season to forget as soon as possible
@nicholaskXIII
@nicholaskXIII 3 ай бұрын
It was garbage.
@SuperEgo19
@SuperEgo19 3 ай бұрын
This was a horrible finale to a tepid series. The magic Native American and “ancestors give me strength” trope was extremely tiring. That plus the girl power, and that every white man in the show is abusive / dies. To quote Nic Pizzolatto - “ha ha, stupid”.
@tylerjanik2132
@tylerjanik2132 3 ай бұрын
I can’t forgive that after the generator went out they decided to make a fire instead of just getting in the car to get warm and even after Danvers fell through the ice they still refused to get in the car to stay warm until the storm passed. Just freaking dumb. Also enough with the spirals…my god.
@JetPackDino
@JetPackDino 3 ай бұрын
It's so frustrating, because it could have been such a great show. They had the setting, they had HBO, they had the cast.
@rapzid3536
@rapzid3536 3 ай бұрын
I couldn't believe they hand-waved away the big mystery about how the scientists ultimately died as "ghosts. magic. maybe. you decide". Maybe it was a fucking slab avalanche. Maybe Otis was caught in a flash slab avalanche and just doesn't remember. And then "Closed" was the only closure we got on the whole mine thread. No more screen time for the cop boss or the mine boss. What a shit bowl.
@aryandraarya1250
@aryandraarya1250 3 ай бұрын
Somewhere in HBO office....hey I have an idea of a story of vigilante lady cult... someone else shouting from bathroom "let's add some supernatural twist to it"... another one while making coffee"hey let's add science fiction twist to it". HBO CEO you only get 6 episodes to finish it.
@levicarvalho4389
@levicarvalho4389 3 ай бұрын
The scene of the janitors kidnapping the scientists was one of the most bizarre things ever made
@arthurballs9632
@arthurballs9632 3 ай бұрын
"You cant just substitute easter eggs or references for actual storytelling." - Erik Kane "Oh, if only I had been told." - Dave Filoni
@BenjaminDaCunha-ys8ty
@BenjaminDaCunha-ys8ty 3 ай бұрын
Dude you are one of the few critics who is actually saying what most fans of prior seasons are saying. How any critic could say this was great defies all rationality but I guess we should be used to it if painfully mediocre things like The Last Jedi can get glowing praise in spite of intense fan backlash.
@theushersden
@theushersden 3 ай бұрын
One recent example: 'True Detective: Night Country' Just Gave the Series Its Best Finale Ever' - Alan Sepinwall, Rolling Stone
@BenjaminDaCunha-ys8ty
@BenjaminDaCunha-ys8ty 3 ай бұрын
@@theushersdenI saw that and it’s ridiculous. But anyone even writing an article like “all questions are answered” are complete frauds. Other than the Alaska setting there was nothing remotely interesting about this show, barely any mystery and more of these characters moping about their personal problems.
@GunFightForAPuppy
@GunFightForAPuppy 3 ай бұрын
Except the intense backlash to The Last Jedi was literally proven with broken down stats that the movie was targeted by Alt-right incels and Disney was stupid enough to listen to them and made TROS in response. The worst movie in the entire SW franchise.
@tonysiouxfan
@tonysiouxfan 3 ай бұрын
TROS was doomed to fail BECAUSE of the last jedi. TLJ wrote the trilogy into a corner with nowhere to go. ​@@GunFightForAPuppy
@BenjaminDaCunha-ys8ty
@BenjaminDaCunha-ys8ty 3 ай бұрын
@@GunFightForAPuppycompletely disagree with you and it’s the same excuse people use for Night Country. In Last Jedi if you replace Laura Dern’s character with a man or Rose with an attractive white woman but both characters take exactly the same actions, the movie would still be terrible because the writing was terrible. Yes there are losers who focus on things like gender or race to a toxic degree but they do not represent the majority of the people who have real issues with the storytelling.
@Shadow-In-The-East
@Shadow-In-The-East 3 ай бұрын
"When you play the House of Thrones you either Game, or you Dragons." *Stares directly into camera*
@colinforsecs3393
@colinforsecs3393 3 ай бұрын
I was let down. The show built up its super natural element and it all of a sudden changes lanes into reverse the final episode. What's up with all the Caribou jumping off a cliff at the very start? Very random, I guess that's normal...What about the scientists lodged into ice? I guess nature did that.. It was like the show changed it's writers, they must have hired the ole G.O.T writers that botched the last few seasons
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
I almost forgot about the caribou. I'm guessing Issa Lopez is hoping people forgot about that part like me 😂 Hell, Issa Lopez herself probably forgot about that part.
@TheAshMan42
@TheAshMan42 3 ай бұрын
Also, apparently the cleaning ladies were waaaay better detectives than these two cranky old women.
@andrewaar
@andrewaar 3 ай бұрын
It was awful. Thankfully each season is separate so they couldn’t ruin season 1. I couldn’t believe how woke it was, and I’m not talking about the female leads. I was excited for Jodie Foster (like how fantastic Kate Winslet was in Mare of East Town) even though I know she’s a bit woke herself. But the whole woke story line was just so predictable and somehow continued to get even MORE woke… First its 2 female leads, the main male character is a rookie and weak and feminine, and then the female officer can somehow take down a guy twice her size with ease. Then it goes to the predictable narrative of the environment and the natives land being taken away and destroyed, and better yet by a group of white male scientists. The victim is a female Indian, obviously killed by white men. And then the ones who avenge and kill the offenders are a whole bunch of female minority climate change activists who work as cleaners and all of a sudden love guns, with not a single man around. What ever happened to the Indian guy with the shotgun out of curiosity.. he was a suspect and then just disappeared off the face of the earth. Also, the tongue was never explained… Not to mention the white male officer was the bad evil guy. And finally, murder is completely fine when it’s done by ‘minority’ females!! Like what the fuck.. that’s not justice, how did they even know they were all involved in the killings and somehow they leave no evidence when they all trample through the scene, but a handprint on the trap door which they somehow miss in the initial examination of the crime scene. Just appalling.
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Yeah it was unbelievably bad. That ending was the corniest, worst ending I've ever seen.
@joebaker5305
@joebaker5305 3 ай бұрын
They don't care about good stories. I'm cancelling max.
@S1ipperyJim
@S1ipperyJim 3 ай бұрын
Theyre looking for clarke who was mysteriously missing from the science place for half the series and they never once thought to check the obvious hatch in the science place
@starcat58
@starcat58 3 ай бұрын
at the very end... I have a question about that video confession (on Navarro"s cell phone) that they said Navarro got from Raymond Clark. (the leaked video) When could she have recorded it? In the video he looked cleaned up, very coherent & not crazy at all. In E6 from the first contact, Danvers & Navarro had with Clark...until he died... he looked crazy, filthy. Then he was bloodied & messed up when they were interrogating him. When/how? could he have been recorded confessing what the scientists/mine were doing?? I'm confused.
@TheBerylknight
@TheBerylknight 3 ай бұрын
I wouldn't waste your time trying to make sense out of stupidity.
@gaussiano3388
@gaussiano3388 3 ай бұрын
I was wondering the same... a wizard did it I guess.
@evgenykovalev71
@evgenykovalev71 2 ай бұрын
dont ask, just consume girlboss product
@DrDonWario_MD
@DrDonWario_MD 3 ай бұрын
Gotta make the kid clean up those corpses immediately! You never know when the cops might show up in the remote Alaskan town.
@billytrack
@billytrack 3 ай бұрын
that was only in there because otherwise he would've helped at the end and well we can't have a competent man can we
@ayandey137
@ayandey137 3 ай бұрын
Alright I'm gonna say it Hate me all you want This is the peak of.... .... Pretentious and poor storytelling
@Andrew-fq7pu
@Andrew-fq7pu 3 ай бұрын
Wind River wasn't an investigator that got caught, it was acase of wrong place, wrong time for an innocent couple who had no real reason to suspect they're 9n danger I called it as a possible Fortitude ripoff at the end of ep. 1, which it is closer to than Wind River although this slop is meant to be miracle cure vs zombie virus. With some Season 1 easter eggs to try and pretend it has anything to do with the title. This clown show makes me think Issa watched Fortitude and season 1 back to back and just sh@t this out, built around every sad, sorry, repugnant female character she's had in her head since middle school. The farcical "girl power" nonsense is driven home not only by the native women being the killers, but by the fact that for "reasons", the one guy with a knife has to be joined by everyone else, except the one person who tried to stop it. Except he ends being the one that actually "ends" her, despite the fact that she's already fatally wounded 10 times over, so we can have "all men bad" BS. As for Annie K herself, she was a violent trespasser who destroyed what is not only potentially billions of dollars of property, for no rational reason, but it was also potentially world changing. How is she a victim? I liked Season 2. It was waay more convuluted and dense than season 1 and required a lot of concentration to follow without getting lost (I think Pizzolato was desperately trying to one up season 1 and he failed) , but I actually liked it, mainly because of how surprised I was by Vince Vaughn. Three was good, but again, not on the level of 1. That was lightning in a bottle across the board and everything since suffers by comparison. This is just embarrassing. Issa is not a competent writer. She hallucinates her characters are analagous to Rust & Marty, but they're not. They have flaws, boy do they have flaws, but no redeeming features. They're not intelligent, honourable or couragous. They're bumbling, deceitful and wlful. When Marty and Rust stumbled on the meth cooks and found their sex slaves, they needed to lie about why they were there and arrange the scene to justify probable cause and exigent circumstances, but they were heroic rescuers. Danvers and Navarro have rescued no-one, delivered no justice to anyone & are just angry, narcissistic, executioners who can't even cover their tracks competently. Or find a door.
@Ray03595
@Ray03595 3 ай бұрын
Could’ve skipped episodes 2-5 and you’d miss nothing. There was zero detective work this whole season. The personal lives were so boring. Why does it take the LAST episode for Danvers to finally open up about her kid dying? It’s too late for me to care about her character when all she did was walk around and curse every other sentence and treat Prior like shit every 15 minutes. I don’t understand how this show got to air. So poorly written. If it weren’t for the Alaskan setting this show would have nothing going for it.
@Hakman78
@Hakman78 3 ай бұрын
What was the deal with the snake fossil in the cave?
@worldwolf9909
@worldwolf9909 3 ай бұрын
The only interesting 2 second's in the entire series.
@evgenykovalev71
@evgenykovalev71 2 ай бұрын
Dont you know how shit is done in Hollywood these days? They are keeping this secret until next season, where they will only tease a stupid explanation before the series gets cancelled because of the angry useless men fan audience.
@tonnguyen9952
@tonnguyen9952 3 ай бұрын
Wanted to add some more plot holes just because you're the only guy providing objective analysis - If the 2 main leads wanted to act like, you know, actual cops, they wouldn't have tortured the guy and basically made his testimony inadmissible in court - a bunch of scientists go murder happy? Seriously? Like nerd PhDs suddenly woke up one day and chose violence? - the same said murderous scientists don't even defend themselves or object when being forced to essentially go die in the cold - a group of women, easily 3-4 fully loaded trucks, drive to an ISOLATED research station and NOBODY NOTICES THEM MISSING? Nobody notices the strange convoy headed their way? - the women folded the clothes and boots without gloves, but no cop tried dusting the clothes for prints? Like basic detective work?! - the scientists just keep incriminating evidence that they committed Anna K's murder just hanging around in their super secret mancave?? - scientifically, permafrost STAYS FROZEN. How the fuck does millions-of-years-old ice get saturated with dangerous chemicals?? This show is an affront to common sense and basic logic. This was a power fantasy with the thinnest pretense of anything resembling detective work.
@billytrack
@billytrack 3 ай бұрын
and not only that, they ALL jumped in! Not one of them (outside the boyfriend or whatever he was) said to themselves, hang on, this is a bad idea? Not one? Preposterous rubbish. Also, the women's Charles Bronson club - they just decided to go in - ALL of them too mind - and kill each and every one of the scientists without a shred of evidence they all were involved? Thanks diversity
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Yeah it was awful. I wanted desperately to love it...but it was atrocious.
@TheAshMan42
@TheAshMan42 3 ай бұрын
The fuck was the point of Navarro "disappearing" at the end, and in actuality is just living with Danvers? That whole scene with all the goodbye gifts, and then she just walks on screen at the end and is still living in the same town, just in a different house.
@methebee
@methebee 3 ай бұрын
Maybe it's just her ghost
@lordkered
@lordkered 3 ай бұрын
She wraps the body in a plastic bag but has to let the air out of his lungs. I'll let you guess what would be more buoyant. Air in a plastic sac or air from lungs.
@Twilightsofthespring
@Twilightsofthespring 3 ай бұрын
“Time is a flat circle” was a dumb redundancy in season 1, too. If it’s not flat, it’s not a circle. Unless it’s a lumpy circle? Then, also, not a circle. Correct me if I’m wrong, mathematicians.
@hollopurple
@hollopurple 3 ай бұрын
“We’re all in the Night Country now”
@Trav2733
@Trav2733 3 ай бұрын
Perfect review. The crazy part is out of all these things you mentioned there’s ever more super unlikely things that shouldn’t have happened like it did. Like why in the fucking world would a bunch of scientist hear a commotion in the ice cave and see a guy murdering a girl then just join in and start helping murder her 😂 in what world does a scientist have the guts to to do that let alone all of them at the same time like cmon.
@Ray03595
@Ray03595 3 ай бұрын
They’re men, and men bad.
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
That was comical 😂😂😂
@sfcSpidey
@sfcSpidey 3 ай бұрын
no wonder rust cohle is the way he is after living in alaska in that god awful town😂
@nickreynolds8391
@nickreynolds8391 3 ай бұрын
😂
@pNo415
@pNo415 3 ай бұрын
The Cleaning Ladies tried hard to open the hatch to get Clark yet they did nothing to find him for two weeks to punish him too?
@evgenykovalev71
@evgenykovalev71 2 ай бұрын
Why would they, they are untouchable zealots of purity and no consequences can happen. Or perhaps they just dont know basic math.
@pussyjefferson
@pussyjefferson 3 ай бұрын
Rust's response to La Doux saying time is a flat circle was "shut the fuck up" which is pretty much how i felt when i heard Clark say that line. It was a hard watch, one scene characters state that they cant drive due to the blizzard/storm and in the next scene peter is driving around, dropping Danvers daughter off. I liked the cultural and atmosphere of rural Alaska but otherwise it was a convoluted sporadic mess of what should have been an incredibly well resourced show.
@sowhatchajen2846
@sowhatchajen2846 3 ай бұрын
The research was about DNA in permafrost not about pollution. The pollution just helped get through the permafrost. I would assume most of the papers in that laboratory were about the actual thing they were researching and not about the super secret pollution they were keeping quiet about. So how did Annie just happen to find a paper about the pollution that made her go so crazy to destroy the laboratory.
@leptirmashnja
@leptirmashnja 3 ай бұрын
I'll spare the obvious complains and plot holes and cheap mystery we all noticed, the thing I find the most HILARIOUS is in an attempt to write strong female lead characters, they just wrote 2 BROS and just put two women to play them, seemed so unreal on moments and at times it struck me as a parody SNL sketch in the way they behaved and talked and walked and presented themselves, but it was not, it was a serious attempt to make strong female leading characters by depriving them from all things feminine and I find that so ironic LOL
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