TRUMP: CONVICTED FELON. Now What? | Christopher Titus

TRUMP: CONVICTED FELON. Now What? | Christopher Titus | Armageddon Update

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Now that Trump is a convicted felon, what happens next?
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@user-em6ie2be7x Ай бұрын

I absolutely love that we get to put Convicted Felon in front of Trump's name from now on. 🎉

@ragingpotato817 Ай бұрын

Really? Because I’m interested in a lot more punishment than name calling…

@michaelgreaves2375 Ай бұрын

You mean CONVICTED FELON DJT? That Convicted Felon? The Guy who was convicted of 34 felonies? Wouldn't that make him Angry? I don't know if we should call Convicted Felon DJT a CONVICTED FELON if it would upset him! ...(DJT is a Convicted Felon.)

@kewakl8891 Ай бұрын

Gotta start at the beginning

@jims3251 Ай бұрын

That's not name-calling; it's fact-stating.

@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 Ай бұрын

Also, not having to add the word, "Alleged" in front of his criminal titles

@bobdamano9606 Ай бұрын

How dare they charge us for our crimes, present evidence in a court of law, allow a jury of our peers decide our guilt and then CONVICT us?! Insane.

@zarakikon6352 Ай бұрын

That's exactly what he's thinking, yeah.

@panzerwolf494 Ай бұрын

Meanwhile hillary and Joe are criminals "just because"

@christinavuyk2026 Ай бұрын

Exactly! He’s rich ffs, don’t they know things are different for them? 🤔

@protorhinocerator142 Ай бұрын

Exactly how many "peers" on that jury were billionaire former presidents?

@glcostin Ай бұрын

@@protorhinocerator142you might want to get off here and go study some legal terminology; some of you will probably need it…

@professorsypher6174 Ай бұрын

My roommate was an avid Trump supporter. After actually following the news during the trial, he said he considers Trump and his teams actions so disgraceful that he could never find himself voting for him again. And if that happened with him, then I know it's happening to others as well. So, even if he doesn't serve any time, there's at least that positive. At least some of his followers are having their eyes opened.

@bchristian85 Ай бұрын

I really hope he sticks to that and there's more people like him. All of our lives as we know them are over if Trump gets power again.

@ernielipscomb7281 Ай бұрын

Nobody seems to mention how early Trump announced his candidacy to escape his indictments.

@paulvamos7319 Ай бұрын

😂 He can't escape all of them!

@Washougalite1 Ай бұрын

Which is exactly when merrick Garland appointed Jack Smith.

@karlajaeger2082 Ай бұрын

Reminds me of jen lopez cancelling her tour bc she didn't sell enough tickets.

@DerekScottBland Ай бұрын

It's mentioned all the time, what rock are you living under?

@Merble Ай бұрын

@@DerekScottBland First time I've heard this claim and.. yeah, it tracks, unlike your rebuttal. Anecdotal? Yes. More evidence than you presented? Also yes.

@mjw1976 Ай бұрын

There was a reason this dude has been one of my favorite comedians since 2000, and today he continues to prove that reason!

@DinoJake Ай бұрын

Philadelphia, 1776 "Hey, you think we should write in an amendment about how convicted felons aren't allowed to be president?" "What? Why would we ever need an amendment like that? That's ridiculous. People would never vote for a felon."

@paulvamos7319 Ай бұрын

😂

@larrylegends7284 Ай бұрын

The first US felony provisions were introduced in 1792 in Kentucky, although the first actual law disenfranchising felons was introduced by Connecticut in 1818. By 1840, four states had felony disenfranchisement policies.

@OfNoImport Ай бұрын

oh, someone beat me to that logical conclusion we ABSOLUTELY FAILED AS A NATION TO LET SINK INTO OUR COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUSNESS by about six minutes.

@jeanneganrude8549 Ай бұрын

Who could’ve predicted a Trump and then a Trump pResidency? The founding fathers were the polar opposite of the MAGAt infestation we’re all having difficulty believing even exists. No one would ever have thought Americans could be so stupid, naive, uneducated and foolishly ignorant to fall for a conman running a con this YYYUGE. Ugh! Sickens me to my very core.

@paulvamos7319 Ай бұрын

@@OfNoImport 😅

@3794GQTJ Ай бұрын

Many thanks to the brave 12 New York jurors who made America Great Again by convicting Don the Con, now known as Don the Felon 34 times!

@depleteduraniumcowboy3516 Ай бұрын

Given the Republican's track record on weaponizing something and then getting caught by their own precedence, they are gonna regret Hunter's 2A case.

@thebookdoc.writing.and.editing Ай бұрын

Can I non-flat earth this mention? Hunter isn't running for president. Democrats should do better, because there must be SOMEONE 30 years junior who could impress a voting colony, but if Donald duck-lips runs, my squeaky bathtub toy should beat him.

@leilaniaileenlove Ай бұрын

Right. Nobody in the NRA would ever have to deal with this. Maybe now though

@depleteduraniumcowboy3516 Ай бұрын

@@leilaniaileenlove Right? Looking very forward to where they try to argue against this.

@colieonstallion1654 Ай бұрын

Titus is standing on business tonight! I was sold with that Al Pacino scene 💯.

@paulvamos7319 Ай бұрын

It's always been no red vote for me! I love Lyer, Lyer! Jim Carrey is my favorite comedian!

@lovetafrank7852 Ай бұрын

No Christopher is

@atomdent Ай бұрын

Dude, you make me feel better! Thank you! IM NOT CRAZY...HE DID IT!

@mikeramsay8791 Ай бұрын

Titus your a god of comedy Woke up, got some breakfast, sat down and put this on and now I’m still laughing about the tiny hands/gun thing.

@davidanderson1763 Ай бұрын

There needs to be an ammendment to the constitution...no felons for president

@user-zq1px9yb7g Ай бұрын

Try reading article 2 of the constitution! No one is talking about it! Section 4 of that article talks about impeachment for tRump if he got elected! It also proves there is no such thing as presidential immunity!

@Ellie77909 Ай бұрын

The electorate is supposed to be engaged and intelligent enough to keep felons out of public office. Come on, America, get engaged and know the sources of the information you consume. Be smart. Vote wisely, vote blue.

@db5823 Ай бұрын

or in the House, congress and senate. Should be a no-brainer.

@ZeroOskul Ай бұрын

Love Christopher Titus!

@TheDRUM2112 Ай бұрын

Great segment Christopher!!!! Always on point man, love it!

@stevena105 Ай бұрын

The fact that felons can't vote but can run for president is just ducking insane to me.

@jeromedamian5740 Ай бұрын

I hear that the UK has a warrant for Trump's arrest. It's about time someone has the balls to put Trump away because the justice system in America is a joke.

@zarakikon6352 Ай бұрын

That would be great, yeah. At least the English wouldn't be messing about and just jail his ass.

@lovetafrank7852 Ай бұрын

He can't enter half the other countries

@chriscasperson5927 Ай бұрын

The UK doesn't allow convicted felons to enter. What are they going to do? Ignore that law so they can serve the warrant?

@user-zq1px9yb7g Ай бұрын

@@chriscasperson5927you need to get educated! I do not know how true that is about the UK having a warrant out for Hitler, Donald but if true, they will bring him over BECAUSE HE IS WANTED! They would have him taken into custody in the U.S. & then extradited to the UK!

@KonaMark1 Ай бұрын

Don’t know where you heard that, but the UK has a standing regulation on entry by convicted felons 🤷‍♂️ They don’t permit it 👍

@CydLeonard Ай бұрын

That was fing AWESOME! Kick azz

@Jaina1971 Ай бұрын

Can't own a gun, CAN have nuclear launch authority. WTAF?

@Merble Ай бұрын

The irony is that you know Trump has probably never fired a gun, outside of maybe a photo-op... but he's the one the gun nuts support... despite the fact that historically, the right-wing have tried to disarm populaces just as often as the far-left.

@duanecarroll8255 Ай бұрын

NO FELONS....NO BRAINWORMS...VOTE BLUE!

@paulvamos7319 Ай бұрын

👍😎🫡

@davidbeppler3032 Ай бұрын

Wait... a brain worm controlling a politician might be an improvement. What if the worm just wants smarter dinner? Didja think of that?

@joenewmeyer8358 Ай бұрын

Brainworm and brainwashed, that's a socialist Democrat

@nytekeeper6861 Ай бұрын

I *WOULD* push for Titus for President 2028... but then I'd miss the live stand up shows... damn it!

@zarakikon6352 Ай бұрын

Maybe he could combine some speeches with a bit of stand-up ? 😂

@nytekeeper6861 Ай бұрын

@@zarakikon6352 Hmm... maybe, maybe... it *could* work, but, am I willing to take the chance? Titus must be protected!!!

@bethseitz8830 Ай бұрын

Guilty As Charged!! 34x!!!!!

@cpt.ahab_it7044 Ай бұрын

Almost choked on breakfast when johnson said party of law and order.

@kenobanion6493 Ай бұрын

What I want to know is, does the Secret Service detail assigned to Trump go to jail with him? If they do, are they posted outside of his cell or in with him? And lastly, can THEY go home? I mean it isn't like they were convicted of 34 felonies... just took a job guarding a douche.

@moonbladem Ай бұрын

The (DISGRACED) Former Protectees Act seeks to address that very issue.

@EmillyOrr Ай бұрын

Yeah, logistically it's a nightmare.

@bettycarey2446 Ай бұрын

When Nixon's stooges were convicted and sentence to prison, several did their time at military bases. If Prisoner 45 is convicted in any of the federal cases, that's most likely what would happen. New York and Georgia would have to figure out a plan themselves.

@MonkeyJedi99 Ай бұрын

@@bettycarey2446 Cool. Oh, I hear Guantanamo is a military facility...

@skylaferingram2905 Ай бұрын

Just wanted say hi and I fuckin love you man!

@lonewolffang Ай бұрын

Rule of law party.....🤣🤣 Only if the rule of law is in their favor. Anything against their precious, fragile, orange Kool-aid Man is an injustice to the judicial system.

@jogreen3081 Ай бұрын

37 countries do not allow felons in.

@MonkeyJedi99 Ай бұрын

If Canada rejected Kyle Kinane for a DUI he had fully discharged and completed his sentence requirements for, they should keep Orange Donnie out too.

@williamwhren4275 Ай бұрын

You Sir...............ARE Brilliant !!! Thank you for being you.

@docomalleyd4279 Ай бұрын

"Hey, come here. Trump did it." The way you said that would make a great ASMR. Lol

@sean900fps Ай бұрын

chriss you forgot ..HE'S A DRAFT DODGER TOO ..🤣🤣🥃 vote them out

@larrylegends7284 Ай бұрын

5 times

@Merble Ай бұрын

The number of times I see Trumpers claiming this on Biden while ignoring Trump's extra student deferment and bone spurs... It's just sad.

@moburt4609 Ай бұрын

Great job! You always know how to present the truth!!!!!

@tonygunk1886 Ай бұрын

This is so f*ing on point as always! Bravo team 🎉

@Needabreak365 Ай бұрын

One of the jurors got news from Twitter and truth… and still voted guilty 34 times.

@slightlymadmom6532 Ай бұрын

Titus, I adore you. I needed those laughs. 😂

@paulineartifacet1657 Ай бұрын

Wow! Great synopsis and entertaining as always

@Ferocious_Fairy Ай бұрын

Spot on as always! Thank you Titus for screaming and whispering sanity! 👏👏👏😊

@mikestacks4155 Ай бұрын

Titus: Just smacking the people with , nothing but the facts !! How refreshing!!

@TruthfromanAlien Ай бұрын

Nail it! Titus tells the Truth

@cynthiaharrison4610 Ай бұрын

He "thinks" he'll be getting the nuclear codes when he wins. But he can't even own a handgun? Wtf.

@Dragonthrulife Ай бұрын

Unfortunately he doesn't have to pass a security clearance check if he wins. It's assumed with the job. Another layer of total bullshit.

@JimMarie-kf3fe Ай бұрын

Titus, you're the Greatest!!!

@barbeonline351 Ай бұрын

Maybe the best produced segment of yours I have seen. Sharp.

@SirSmoldham Ай бұрын

PREACH!

@user-jj8is1rt8x Ай бұрын

Materpiece edition. Well said and perfect cut away videos. Awesome job editor. Keep em coming Titus.

@jeanneganrude8549 Ай бұрын

That’s exactly what I wanted to say but I read the comments first and found you’d already said it❣️ He really hit it hard and nailed it. I’m just waiting for a little bit of “Motorin’ …” He made me love that damn song 🎶

@stephaniedeegan853 Ай бұрын

Best one yet brother. Love it❤❤❤😊

@amyjackson8725 Ай бұрын

Definitely one of your BEST!!😂😂

@carolharris2401 Ай бұрын

He's convicted now, LOCK HIM UP!

@jcoopes5604 Ай бұрын

7-11, I hope Bragg is taking notes! His words can still be used against him!

@kennethmuhme4771 Ай бұрын

Nice one Karen, I mean Carrol.😂

@carolharris2401 Ай бұрын

@kennethmuhme4771 I believe you have me confused with privileged white women and men who can't mind their own business and but out of peoples lives. Your comment is so ridiculous that I just have to shake my head you folks dont even make discussing this stuff interesting

@PaulRossi-kh4fn Ай бұрын

@@kennethmuhme4771 lol..exactly..🤣

@PaulRossi-kh4fn Ай бұрын

@@carolharris2401 lol..calm down Karen calm down..🤣

@sueremer-smith1381 Ай бұрын

Keep going Christopher. Love your podcasts

@jrjgames Ай бұрын

Brilliant!!!!

@Brian-cu6ph Ай бұрын

I love the Trump ad for campaign contributions right before this video

@waynemcintosh616 Ай бұрын

Thank you for your energy and anger about this whole situation

@saltdaemon4453 Ай бұрын

This is GOLD.

@user-qo2vn2ql4g Ай бұрын

I love it !!!

@dmattoon723 Ай бұрын

Best show yet - outstanding!

@241sail6 Ай бұрын

The fact that he was convicted on ALL 34 counts has to wake some of his followers up.

@SclountDraxxer Ай бұрын

Have you _seen_ his followers, though?? Being convicted on 34 counts, to them, just means he's 34x the patriot.

@paulvamos7319 Ай бұрын

Actually, there were 38 or 39 counts but, who's counting! 🤣

@alankott3129 Ай бұрын

His followers don't do 'wake' XD

@paulvamos7319 Ай бұрын

@@JMurdochNZ 🤣 Forest Gump was right when he said, "Stupid is as stupid does!" 🫡

@delanajosey4867 Ай бұрын

They don't know what FACTS are 😅 obviously !! He is a convicted felon !! Thanks for making me laugh, Titus 😃

@thebookdoc.writing.and.editing Ай бұрын

That was awesome, brief, non-repetitive, unrelenting, and hysterical...and sadly, true. A criminal who belongs in jail should not be running for president.

@JConner1864 Ай бұрын

That was freaking awesome!!!

@user-bn6wr8wu3c Ай бұрын

I love how Titus speaks the truth

@austinmorales6260 Ай бұрын

Absolutely loved all the liar liar jokes! 😂

@philschlosser6233 Ай бұрын

Christopher is amazing…just the facts, just the facts

@russh6414 Ай бұрын

I like presidents who weren’t convicted of 34 felonies and don’t have indictments for 33 espionage cases

@barbarajolley6578 Ай бұрын

There probably should be more, but the sycophantic judge is slow walking every move...sigh.

@AvidCat5000 Ай бұрын

Randall: "34?!" Dante: "Yeah, and try not to commit any more in the parking lot."

@gregoryshinn9805 Ай бұрын

Thanks for the video

@user-ic5jo8nv6e Ай бұрын

Thank you.

@EstherDavis-eg2iv Ай бұрын

Yes!!! Had to heary spirit animal screaming what i want to scream every day!!

@Jeff-si8uv Ай бұрын

Jail time

@richardhernandez5481 Ай бұрын

This was hilarious,especially the Pacino clips. Chris you're always spot on.

@zachbundy7026 Ай бұрын

I try not to wish anyone ill, but after 9 years of watching Big Orange play his invisible accordion, the only time I want to hear his name is if precedes the words "-was abducted by Big Foot."

@thelastattempt666 Ай бұрын

It all depends on what most imdependent voters think. For now, it seems most dont want to vote for a convicted felon. Americans are fickle, though, so they might forget about it come November.

@mikejett2733 Ай бұрын

Yes unfortanatly😢

@DouglasJohnson. Ай бұрын

Thanks for using your intelligence and humor to help deflate this fascist wind bag. Been a fan of your comedy for decades, but really appreciate you lending your talent and voice to point out the political insanity we live in, and still keep us laughing. Thanks bro, it makes a big difference.

@kriscox419 Ай бұрын

Titus for president

@josephfrye7342 Ай бұрын

Yes on earth and mobius

@michaelhernandez3041 Ай бұрын

Whitehouse spokesman....

@Thousandaire-n7o Ай бұрын

He'd make a fantastic president!!

@Peacemaker-er3tl Ай бұрын

I'd still say Jon Stewart for president. Christopher for veep

@Thousandaire-n7o Ай бұрын

There's something to be said for Steve Shives. He'd be great as CT's veep. Impressive team!

@jeffjames4064 Ай бұрын

I'm loving the adult babies in the background.

@RasRunnah Ай бұрын

FDT!

@tompritchett5112 Ай бұрын

Yes

@thejudgmentalcat Ай бұрын

Kudos for using the Pacino-as-lawyer clips 👏

@shawnclifford362 Ай бұрын

Crazy.

@FarahWayAstrologyandTarot Ай бұрын

❤❤❤

@mijnendonckx Ай бұрын

Wow beeing from Belgium i discover a honest Americain.

@Merble Ай бұрын

Yeah, we exist... just usually somewhere between the party lines. We call ourselves moderates, and both sides hate us... but the 'liberal' Americans at least understand we aren't MAGA now so it's progress. (Yes, I know Titus is technically a liberal, in the American context, but globally, he's a moderate.)

@mijnendonckx Ай бұрын

I don't geth the Trump part cause whe in Belgium stil after 80 years respect your fallen soldiers.

@zarakikon6352 Ай бұрын

@@mijnendonckxHe's probably envious of their bravery. And people's admiration for them.

@Merble Ай бұрын

@@mijnendonckx What Zara-homie said basically. Trump can't stand anyone being more important, or loved, than him. He's a narcissist all the way. Fwiw, yes, Americans helped save Europe... yet America wouldn't even exist without all of our ancestors from over the sea doing their thing for thousands of years so we're all beholden to each other for existing. Humanity for the win.

@wrenwag Ай бұрын

Good meeting you today 🔥🔥 i need you to know that this is the video that got me to agree to go to a comedy show tonight 😂 and I’m glad i did 👏🏻

@suicune2001 Ай бұрын

Yeah but that doesn't mean anything when they refuse to throw him in prison.

@zarakikon6352 Ай бұрын

That's the sad truth, yeah. His age will be factored into it.

@suicune2001 Ай бұрын

@@zarakikon6352 It should be factored into it. He's been committing crimes for 50+ years with no consequences. He has a lot of prison time to make up for.

@sharongiluso9227 Ай бұрын

💙

@elaineisabelle427 Ай бұрын

Good show, thx

@Darren-zw6fj Ай бұрын

You the man brother, luv ya 😊

@user-xg9xn6gi8w Ай бұрын

Love your clips.

@THEDRIVE-IN Ай бұрын

I live in a pro dump oops trump town and it makes me sick, flags, signs, parades, it sucks, the only thing that brings me peace is your comedy, thank you for what you do legend.

@Darren-zw6fj Ай бұрын

Your awesome, luv it

@TebowcaT21 Ай бұрын

Can’t wait to see you in Phoenix in a couple weeks!

@dennisyoung4631 Ай бұрын

Next? Why, *prison.*

@Jeff-si8uv Ай бұрын

Scary

@WORKHARDPLAYHARDNOW Ай бұрын

YEP...he did it. (and got convicted of it) 👊 I'm your creator Brother Bob, and i approve this message.

@BobMinelli Ай бұрын

✌👊

@ttburn6338 Ай бұрын

As allways straight on point, Christopher. I fear that since MAGA there is no hope for the US, this makes me very sad. Regards from Germany.

@wakelessdreamer Ай бұрын

That is hilarious. Ryan Reynolds is making these funny bits is what makes all of this ready for the MCU...

@MT-Pink Ай бұрын

Uh oh, don't let New Yorkers hear you call them normal

@eyeexaggerate7687 Ай бұрын

Now what? That was intermission at the Devolution Derby with performances by the blue angels

@HocusPocus6969 Ай бұрын

Rubio has really gone off the rails.

@CarlDalach-px4cj Ай бұрын

I can smell him from here.

@zarakikon6352 Ай бұрын

He stinks of corruption, lies, and old people to high heaven. So it's no surprise.

@sleepnomore6065 Ай бұрын

Well now I wanna go watch Liar, Liar! 🤣🤣🤣 His best!

@jims3251 Ай бұрын

I wanna watch 'And Justice for All.'

@lindamann9903 Ай бұрын

Thankyou for Canada

@thomasgormly6941 Ай бұрын

I find it extremely funny that pro-Trump ads played for me just as an before this video. Watching him beg for money donations then hearing the commentary in this video... Golden. 😆

@CousinWhatIsIt Ай бұрын

Oooo, you put Trump's head on De Niro's body. He's not going to like that.

@stephenmoore1541 Ай бұрын

(Italian/new York accent) you shouldn'a done that, Titus. We loved you like a brother, and now we gotta teach you a lesson. You gotta learn some respect.

@zarakikon6352 Ай бұрын

Maybe he won't mind this 1 time 😅😂.