Trump Falls Asleep During Michael Cohen's Testimony in Hush Money Trial

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Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, May 14, before teaming up with Amber Ruffin and Jenny Hagel to read jokes that just sound wrong coming from him.
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@ColleenScott-kh8ur 15 күн бұрын

"You were so confident all week. Do you remember who had doubts?" 🤣😂🤣😂

@veanell 15 күн бұрын

He sounded like such a dad saying that.

@richardowens9061 16 күн бұрын

He wasn't sleeping. He just thinks if he can't see anyone else they can't see him.

@stanbyme7874 16 күн бұрын

My 3 yr old used to do that…

@paulyricca3881 16 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 SANDY BECKER IN 24

@paulyricca3881 16 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 BA BA BOOEY HOWARD STERN

@user-po3ir2tx5z 16 күн бұрын

He's dissociating.

@staceyduncan7490 16 күн бұрын

😂

@dude37 16 күн бұрын

Jenny taking us all on an unexpected trip to the gun show

@rachelranderson 16 күн бұрын

I'd buy tickets! ❤

@cassandrakarpinski9416 16 күн бұрын

What a world it would be if that was the ONLY type of gun show that existed

@BarryRowlingsonBaz 15 күн бұрын

Its the right to bare arms we all agree with.

@peterg5383 15 күн бұрын

@@BarryRowlingsonBaz: oh my goodness - you win! 🤣

@kari-gs4eq 15 күн бұрын

Jenni got guns!

@C2C. 16 күн бұрын

"I'm wearing lesbian sleeves...I'm an ally!" 😂

@KatySueWho 16 күн бұрын

Falling asleep uncontrollably & at inappropriate places is actually one of the symptoms of dementia. He just keeps checking off more & more of those boxes ☑️

@urazz7739 16 күн бұрын

To be fair, court is boring for a lot of people and even without dementia, Trump is not very healthy in the first place so he probably will fall asleep more easily when bored, especially if he's not getting a full 8 hours of sleep.

@audiblenugz 16 күн бұрын

Or extreme opiate use.

@deborahwilson4684 16 күн бұрын

@KatySue. Both of his parents died from dementia.

@user-bt8uu8yu2e 16 күн бұрын

I have to completely disagree with zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

@TypoKnig 16 күн бұрын

My guess is his lawyers took him off his stimulants, so he wouldn’t yell in court. But he’s still awake half the night tweeting, so he can’t stay awake. Dementia is a reasonable guess, in my non-medical opinion.

@emmammemmamme 16 күн бұрын

JENNY PUTTING SCOLLINS TO SHAME! 😍

@betsiecleworth5853 15 күн бұрын

I mean, Scollins puts Scollins to shame

@betsiecleworth5853 15 күн бұрын

I mean Scollins puts Scollins to shame

@betsiecleworth5853 15 күн бұрын

But also yes

@sparkythancztwise 15 күн бұрын

🤣😆😂🤣

@zelma8 15 күн бұрын

@@betsiecleworth5853 So true!! 🤣🤣

@MC-yt1uv 16 күн бұрын

Correction: You are only allowed to conceal carry with a license in New York and yet Jenny was clearly hiding guns.

@Heterogeneity 16 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@LateBloomerMedia 16 күн бұрын

Correction: this is no longer The Tonight Show with Seth but rather The Tonight Gun Show with Jenny

@teuast 15 күн бұрын

@@LateBloomerMediacorrection: this is The Late Show, you're thinking of John Oliver

@courtney-ray 15 күн бұрын

@@teuastcorrection: You’re thinking of Jimmy Fallon

@DawnDavidson 15 күн бұрын

@@LateBloomerMediasomehow the Late Gun Show sounds wrong …. 😂

@gamepapa1211 16 күн бұрын

You know the joke is good when Amber can't deliver it without cracking up.

@jeremycurtis2334 16 күн бұрын

1/9 apparently. Definitely good. As a cis white male I love this segment. I hope they have as much fun in planning as they seem to on stage. I wasn’t the boss, but enjoyed an old job where the camaraderie seemed similar (I was low and they were higher up, but we just enjoyed cracking jokes).

@ispbrotherwolf 16 күн бұрын

When Amber just folded over 😂

@oldauntzibby4395 15 күн бұрын

I'll never think of coal miners the same way.

@artbargra 15 күн бұрын

@@jeremycurtis2334 Gotta love people who are mature and self-aware enough to be able to poke fun at themselves. I love this segment, too. Seeing them crack up at their own jokes is priceless.

@ArchetypalCat 15 күн бұрын

@@artbargra The humble-irony in self-aware humor is humor in its highest form. Only real comedians can do it. Seth and his team are among the best.

@trishsoren3445 16 күн бұрын

I love how the three of them just enjoy working with each other so much! It makes the segment so much more fun to watch.

@duffcampbell591 15 күн бұрын

I agree wholeheartedly. The jokes are great, and the whole idea is superb, but what I like the best is the way they clearly respect one another, and love working together. It's, quite simply, beautiful to see.

@Ceares 16 күн бұрын

I truly love when a joke bombs and they just riff on it and laugh about it. The jokes Seth can't tell segment is always delightful because the three of them seem to enjoy each other so much. And also, considering Seth's rant against vests, watching him put on those sleeves had me laughing out loud.

@pizzaivlife 15 күн бұрын

"maybe I could be the executive director of that museum" this is why the skill of the hosts is so key- you can write jokes all day but only the best performers can work in the moment to make a situation hilarious

@ktmd23 14 күн бұрын

@@pizzaivlife And watching Amber struggle to breathe at Seth's needling is a delight. These three playing off each other is what makes these segments so great

@Qsie 16 күн бұрын

Jenny casually making half the audience go "DAMN" 😳

@OsirisMalkovich 15 күн бұрын

More than half

@riatalla4810 16 күн бұрын

the only offensive thing about that lesbian-owned restaurant joke was that the eating out joke was right there.

@Lv-nq9qz 15 күн бұрын

I was expecting it to be a clam bar

@Julie1019 16 күн бұрын

Scollins, take note. That's how you rock a tank top.

@sherinameless1618 16 күн бұрын

60 years from now, when Scollins sadly passes on, his epitaph will read: "Mike Scollins Beloved husband and father He made us all laugh Because he wore a tank top to work"

@darthsnarkey 16 күн бұрын

He is The Nodfather!

@christopherweise438 16 күн бұрын

Don Snoreleone

@pietrojenkins6901 16 күн бұрын

@@christopherweise438 what about the farts?

@jackl4laughs 16 күн бұрын

@@pietrojenkins6901 sadly those are the offers you can't refuse, you just gag.🤢

@whyohwhy9679 16 күн бұрын

@@jackl4laughs 😂😂😂😂

@vaughn257 16 күн бұрын

I like that nickname.

@generalthunder5796 16 күн бұрын

She pulled off those sleeves and I audibly said "DAYUM, JENNY!"

@danielslinger9017 16 күн бұрын

They asked Jenny if she would rather meet a bear or a man on a forest trail. She said bear but only because it would be more of a fair fight 💪

@rabbit251 15 күн бұрын

Seth looked like such a wimp after Jenny did that.

@ace-of-bats 15 күн бұрын

@@danielslinger9017 Respectfully, can I meet Jenny on a forest trail?

@rpavlik1 15 күн бұрын

Yeah I did not realize she was hiding those guns

@lacountess 15 күн бұрын

She made me doubt my sexuality and it took me years to accept I’m ace.

@gumblejackharkness6519 16 күн бұрын

Judging by her face when Jenny pulled off her sleeves, I think Amber can tell both kinds of jokes now.

@Thomas83KO 15 күн бұрын

I went back to 6:36 ... And you're 100% right! 😆

@Thomas83KO 15 күн бұрын

I went back to 6:36 ... And you're 100% correct!

@kaceyross8955 15 күн бұрын

Jenny, HOT.

@somniferousSirenSocial 16 күн бұрын

"Not yet it isn't." and rips off sleeves. I have seldom been so called out and proud at the same time.

@justjane805 16 күн бұрын

It reminds me of a time when Tracey Chapman took off her jacket during a concert. There was an instant rousing cheer from most of us in the audience.

@Wasuregachi 16 күн бұрын

@thetextilealchemist 16 күн бұрын

I fell a little more in love with every flex

@binarycupcakes 16 күн бұрын

I just never realized how shredded she was yanno? Lol❤

@christinabeehive7714 16 күн бұрын

@@justjane805I’ve seen her live too ❤ …… maybe Tracy Chapman could come on the show to deliver black AND gay jokes Seth can’t tell. Like with a guitar and “wife-pleaser” tank top

@rascal_rae 16 күн бұрын

As a queer person who used to be Mormon and also a teenager, I feel equally attacked and seen by that painfully accurate joke

@erikaswanson7072 16 күн бұрын

"I'm wearing lesbian sleeves!" is about the funniest line I've ever heard!

@thork6974 15 күн бұрын

"I'm an ally!"

@-xirx- 15 күн бұрын

Really? Like seriously, *that* is the funniest line you have ever heard??

@stevenclemons1 16 күн бұрын

This segment is still the most brilliant move in television. In your face and under the radar at the same time. Chefs kiss!

@raygunsforronnie847 16 күн бұрын

Spot on! Subversive, subliminal, sublime. And funny.

@Pants4096 15 күн бұрын

And you just know it could never work unless the three of them really did love and respect each other. Pause at 5:26 and tell me the three of them aren't having WAY too much fun at work.

@lavadasnjokorn4732 16 күн бұрын

The Jokes Seth Can’t Tell segment is always adorable. 😂 🥰

@WMDistraction 16 күн бұрын

The recurring sign-off bit about Seth "trying" some of the jokes himself is corny in the best possible way lol

@seven.s_stars 16 күн бұрын

oh my god GET IT JENNY

@vanessawhitneypro 16 күн бұрын

This wine-colored sweater is GORGEOUS, Seth.

@paulyricca3881 16 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 MY MOTHER LEFT ME FOR THE BUTTER AND EGG MAN.

@tjmb 16 күн бұрын

@@paulyricca3881 again?

@gacj2010 16 күн бұрын

OH man

@ericwright8177 16 күн бұрын

Funny. I agree and I am a 70 year old man. Have one just like it. VOTE BLUE 💙

@SpilledMerlot-bq1jl 16 күн бұрын

It's spilled merlot

@skunkrat01 16 күн бұрын

I thought nothing was funnier than when Amber messes up and cannot maintain composure, but Seth wearing "lesbian sleeves" and shouting "I'm an ally" is pretty close

@athirkell 16 күн бұрын

Love it when there's a bonus attached to the monologue!

@SunGawdRa 15 күн бұрын

It's a twofer!

@SpaceForceCommander 16 күн бұрын

Angry toilet tweets at 2am does take a lot out of the Orange Old Man.

@ZoomZoomMX3 16 күн бұрын

He's the orange turd that should have been flushed years ago

@jamesspry3294 16 күн бұрын

He has to tweet from the toilet because he's full of........

@old-fashionedcoughypot 16 күн бұрын

His angry full *Depends* Truth Socials are worse.

@ArchetypalCat 15 күн бұрын

He's only angry now because he doesn't have any more classified documents to flush. At least none that we know of... Trump 2,024 ! [ Months in the Florence, Colorado Supermax Prison ]

@BrandonTLuong 16 күн бұрын

Amber not finishing the punchline is the best thing tonight 😂

@rabidsamfan 16 күн бұрын

I love it when Amber and Jenny and Seth have so much fun together.

@dynad00d15 16 күн бұрын

Jenny got the guns! lol

@GarthTheDestroyer 16 күн бұрын

How'd Jenny make it past security with those guns?

@varatheela 16 күн бұрын

Ma'am, you need to tag your thirst traps, some of us are gay 😳

@justajumpingypsygirl 15 күн бұрын

I think those are the ones she was hoping to appeal to...

@ColleenScott-kh8ur 15 күн бұрын

Jenny ripping off those sleeves was hilarious! 🤣😂🤣😂

@user-em6ie2be7x 16 күн бұрын

Michael Cohen unloaded on Trump & Trump unloaded in his depends.

@katiehettinger7857 16 күн бұрын

More gun jokes! 🤭👍💜

@quinnwest1441 16 күн бұрын

Dayummmm Jenny with the guns 😘

@literaterose6731 16 күн бұрын

ikr 😍

@user-ls4wl7ro5c 16 күн бұрын

Yep I clapped for the guns , if I was in audience I would have made noise for the pose.

@TheChonaman 16 күн бұрын

I love Seth for his outrageous, challenging, daring comedy. Also love his deliberate inclusion of female co-stars who support his efforts so well. It works, and feels like a team effort, and that's what Seth has always tried to evoke as a comedian.💌💘💗💙💚🧡💛❤

@indigowolf556 16 күн бұрын

Seth, you have gotten us through hard times. The writers are top notch and I love Wally. We need more Wally. Thanks for renewing for another 4 years.❤❤😊

@Jonathan-gi8kw 16 күн бұрын

Thank goodness for this. It makes my heart leap when it pops up in my feed.

@Jayewillams 16 күн бұрын

Like it and you'll see it more often.😊

@TheSinfulKnight 16 күн бұрын

"M.U.I" COME ON THAT WAS GOLD!

@lilianevanbel3123 15 күн бұрын

It was!!!

@-xirx- 15 күн бұрын

What does it stand for? Mowing Under (the) Influence ?

@dietotaku 16 күн бұрын

EXCUSE ME, DOES JENNY HAVE A LICENSE FOR THOSE GUNS?!

@Makoto-Hayashi 16 күн бұрын

Jeb Bush: "Seems like Drowsy Don has even lower energy than me ... Please clap ..." 😩

@binarycupcakes 16 күн бұрын

I am gonna die watching this show. Amber, the black lung joke was incredible 😂😂

@gunfighter009 16 күн бұрын

What was she trying to do?

@chenzen1578 15 күн бұрын

@@gunfighter009 Trying to sing, I guess. Africans voice sound different than white, my singing teacher always said. (She's white but lived in Ivory Coast for 3 years.

@Julieglam3 16 күн бұрын

The fact that he keeps falling asleep in court gives me a faint hope that if he keeps doing it, one of these days he will do the country a favor and just stay that way...🙏

@user-zs2di4kv9x 16 күн бұрын

He closes his eyes and waits if the nightmare disappears

@Jayewillams 16 күн бұрын

Im pretty sure trumps lawyers are putting Xanax into his Macdonald's happy meal in the morning before court.

@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 16 күн бұрын

Lol I love hearing grumpy Trumpty Dumpty say he's not falling asleep, he's just resting his beautiful blue eyes and listening intently. Dude doesn't listen to anyone intently. Only himself lol

@kelandryyemrot1387 16 күн бұрын

I'm not convinced he even listens to himself intently.

@Tonyhouse1168 16 күн бұрын

^ what they said. He’s incapable of listening to anyone with his own ridiculously stupid inner monologue

@katiehettinger7857 16 күн бұрын

I keep hoping he continues to rest then permanently. 🤭

@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 16 күн бұрын

@@kelandryyemrot1387 lol you are probably right. But narcissists think the sun shines out of their rear, and he clearly talks out his arse, whether he listens is another matter lol

@Arational 16 күн бұрын

Trump can't stay awake without his Adderall fix.

@paulyricca3881 16 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 ROGER CORMAN IN 24

@deborahwilson4684 16 күн бұрын

@Arational Or w/o cocaine.

@jodyfulford8215 16 күн бұрын

His defense team thinks it's better to have him doped down rather than doped up.

@gacj2010 16 күн бұрын

no thats Joey

@Pbav8tor 16 күн бұрын

He's sundowning from dementia. It's getting worse with every rally.😊 He's just like every other senile old man; and a lot nastier than most.

@dianewach4168 16 күн бұрын

MUI! a joke that takes the entire audience a few seconds to decipher is amazing!

@dianewach4168 16 күн бұрын

You can almost hear Seth counting... 1... 2...

@sherinameless1618 16 күн бұрын

That's because it's only on the books as a crime in GA, FL, and probably AL.

@cyndis3942 16 күн бұрын

he let that one simmer well

@Heartwing13 16 күн бұрын

I love how quickly this dissolved after Amber’s attempt lol

@rickitynick4463 16 күн бұрын

I don't know what I would do with myself if I couldn't watch Seth react to a joke that bombs.

@razzledazzyl 16 күн бұрын

Jackals in the house!

@paulyricca3881 16 күн бұрын

😫 U RANG??

@georgesears2916 16 күн бұрын

Found a mistake already 😅

@sherinameless1618 16 күн бұрын

Jackals in the house Jackals in the street. Everybody knows that Jackals are the nicest people you could meet But they have no grasp of poetic meter.

@margueritemccann8580 16 күн бұрын

Can someone please explain to me why some are called Jackals? I'm old enough to be a saber-toothed (toothless) tiger. I read slowly, so please write slowly. 🙂

@sherinameless1618 16 күн бұрын

@@margueritemccann8580 Somebody else will probably explain it better, but the basic story is that early on in Corrections (ep 11, reportedly), Seth described the fans who picked at his work as "jackals." And we have adopted it as a term if honor. It's not just about finding the mistakes in LNwSM, it's about loving Seth and giving him a hard time; it's about the comradery and laughter we share. It's about showing how smart you are in an obnoxiously endearing way, and so much more. Anyway, join us at Corrections every late Thurs/ early Fri there is Late Night, and have some fun. Be sure to ask Seth what He's drinking. ☺

@gyrene_asea4133 16 күн бұрын

'Ya gotta love Amber. You just gotta!

@paulnolan4971 16 күн бұрын

Narcissism 101 Shut out what you can't control.

@peterp2626 16 күн бұрын

Mowing Under the Influence. You’re welcome.

@jackl4laughs 16 күн бұрын

Seth, you just got Bird Banes' sleeves. Now you need a ridiculous belt, possibly a cape, and the costume will be going somewhere. Maybe even an origin story short film for the Academy that finally beats John Oliver.

@carebearsfan32 16 күн бұрын

When Jenny ripped off her sleeves 👀

@jeffb.6642 16 күн бұрын

absolutely lost it at the "Blacklung" bit lmao

@paulk5670 16 күн бұрын

At this point I don't think Trump falling asleep is newsworthy. Tell me next time he manages to stay awake through a whole day!

@craigborrenpohl1233 16 күн бұрын

Let’s go early crew

@paulyricca3881 16 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 DWIGHT SHRUTE AND MOSS IN 24

@paulyricca3881 16 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 STORMY FRICKEN DANIELS IS HOT

@paulyricca3881 16 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 KENDRICK LAMAR IN 24

@paulyricca3881 16 күн бұрын

👠👠 ⬅️ YOURS??

@wijjit 16 күн бұрын

Lol, my Granddad used to drive his mower around a very small township (at the time it was 1980's). Mainly because he lost his licence due to age, but also because he was a onery SOB and loved pissing off his neighbours. This got stopped eventually.

@SilverAuntie 16 күн бұрын

There was a country singer (George Strait, maybe?) who did the same thing when he lost his license. He just drove his riding mower into town to go to the liquor store. 😂 Come to think of it, wasn't there a picture of George Jones out there on HIS mower?😮

@anitatimmons9525 16 күн бұрын

@@SilverAuntie I remember one bad winter here in Ohio a guy got pulled over on his mower going to town for a beer run . lmao My son went Mom come listen to the scanner the officer had his mic open . OMG we were laughing so hard until the dispatcher broke thru saying somebodies mic is open . It was level 3 snow level that night meaning no traffic on any roads . The guy said I`m not drivin my truck I got picked for the beer run , we lost it man I miss all those scanner days the things you could hear.

@valeriedefarias 16 күн бұрын

This is my favorite bit, it’s even better when Amber breaks out of character, her laugh is contagious

@Thurston86 16 күн бұрын

“Lesbian sleeves” are pretty cool but Amber’s shirt was better. Shout out to all the Space Nerds out there! 🖖

@TheAmazingBladezo 16 күн бұрын

That courtroom art's not fair. Way too flattering.

@Catherinzsl 16 күн бұрын

Interesting to see Jenny is following Scollins' lead in fashion.

@Heterogeneity 16 күн бұрын

Scollins, Fashion Icon.

@njdevilku1340 16 күн бұрын

4 minutes isnt long enough for Jokes Seth Cant Tell.

@ryanyoung8638 16 күн бұрын

Jenny there rocking a tank top with style, I hope Scollins is taking notes

@studbourbon798 16 күн бұрын

Trump cuts plenty of cheese to go with his whine.

@c.h.5389 16 күн бұрын

Seth's impressions are incredible! He always makes me giggle. (Thanks to the writers, and Seth, for giving me a laugh, and bit of a reprieve from a tough day!)

@terriblefrosting 15 күн бұрын

The purity of "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" gives me joy every damn time.

@theDreadedBlur 16 күн бұрын

Yeah, well rested is cool. But well arrested would be cooler.

@0e0 16 күн бұрын

I love that fuggin segment everytime

@pizzazombie5209 16 күн бұрын

6:32 Take note, Scollins.

@Illjwamh 16 күн бұрын

I just wanna cut that part of Seth yelling, "I'm wearing lesbian sleeves!" and post it all over the place with zero context

@susankovacs8678 16 күн бұрын

I like your casual dressing on the show. I feel relaxed and can laugh out loud.

@Tonyhouse1168 16 күн бұрын

Jenny’s arms make me feel safe

@Copperyfoxx 16 күн бұрын

I’m pretty certain that Amber is the cutest person to ever exist.

@Esther-Pesta 15 күн бұрын

I love the “Jokes Seth can’t tell” segment 🤣🤣❤️

@BringTheRains 16 күн бұрын

Love how he interacts with his staff

@kylehd7 16 күн бұрын

I don't think he's sleeping, I honestly think he's having massive anxiety attacks.

@chrisphelps9154 15 күн бұрын

"a restaurant where everyone eats out, even the chefs," was right there.

@iambiggus 16 күн бұрын

At this point he's probably just pretending to fall asleep to act like he doesn't care. It's hilarious that it just makes him look old and frail and tired.

@sherinameless1618 16 күн бұрын

That courtroom sketch of Trump reminds me of that Toulouse-Lautrec painting of the old alcoholics at the bar. Anyway, if Trump would give up the absinthe, maybe he could stay awake.

@wandersonwheels2190 16 күн бұрын

When they barred cameras in the courtroom, they took 45's oxygen.

@Bella_Malk 16 күн бұрын

Let’s go early crew.

@paulyricca3881 16 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 THE JOHN BIRCH SOCIETY IN 24

@jonfox17 15 күн бұрын

Once again the off the script moments between Seth and his crew are priceless.

@krysten789 16 күн бұрын

Only in America? A company founded by a teetotaler who wanted to provide an alternative to wine for communion is now selling alcohol that looks like juice. Welch's, I'm disappointed in you.

@jacobgood4842 16 күн бұрын

I prefer my presidents who don’t fall asleep in court and is dreaming this case is over and he won then has to woken up by his lawyers who proceeds to hand him notes like he’s actually listening but we all know he don’t listen

@psy4721 16 күн бұрын

I prefer a president who doesn’t even need to appear in court because they would have some decency as a person.

@chenzen1578 15 күн бұрын

@@psy4721 I could laugh myself to shreds when I see how on RWM everyone tries to bend themself into pretzels to defend this man. Oh it's all fabricated, the whole court is biased, they hate him, powerfull men always have an active private life, blablabla. Then I think of our sitting President and his private life and know who's got my vote.

@TranceXZero 16 күн бұрын

Nice Trump portrait, where can I get one to scare the peasants!

@NewMessage 16 күн бұрын

This is the real "Amber said WHAT?" amirite?

@sonicwind1901 16 күн бұрын

yo but shes got guns tho

@jessicaknutson4502 16 күн бұрын

Y'all gotta redo the scollins tank top photo with Jenny's arms 😂😂😂

@mrnosuchuser 16 күн бұрын

i'm surprised to learn that jenny has a concealed-carry permit.

@SpaceForceCommander 16 күн бұрын

Trump falls asleep so he doesn’t have to smell his own sleep farts.

@SilverAuntie 16 күн бұрын

That's why he's falling asleep. He's gassing himself!

@paulyricca3881 16 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 I KISSED BILL HOLDEN

@paulyricca3881 16 күн бұрын

@@SilverAuntie 👴🏻🥃. HOO ? GAS PIPE CASO

@pzh3334 16 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@JamesElise160 16 күн бұрын

Sharts, surely? Hence the diapers….

@Runzi333 16 күн бұрын

The sleeves hahahahhaahahahaha omfg

@RANMAPAT01 15 күн бұрын

Two things: I love every time you do “jokes Seth can’t tell” and I would go back to the theater for a cut of Lord of the Rings with Seth’s Guilliani as Gollum in all three movies!