I wish I could go one day without hearing Trump's name, it's been almost 10 years. Edit:At least I'm not alone.

The way Marjorie fawned over the idea of Trump just recognizing her is disturbing. Very cultish behaviour.

The Capitol police should have barred Trumps entry. He shouldn't be let within a hundred miles of that building after the stunt he pulled.

Who brags about passing a cognitive test? A person who was expecting to fail it.

It’s shocking and baffling to me how anyone could listen to even a minute of Trump speaking and support him.

*Ronny Jackson proceeds to change last name to Johnson*

Usually you interview the politician to get the dirty laundry. You don't interview the dirty laundry." Priceless.

A shameful party. Couldn't trust any of them further than I could throw them. 😮😮😮😮😮😮

It's so disgusting the way they swoon all over this slime mold. Utterly bizarre.

Trump's former professor at Wharton Business School once told a colleague that "Trump was the dumbest God damn student he had ever seen"

Trump brags about acing a cognitive test, but denies he ever said for years, countless times “LOCK HER UP?” The only thing trump aces is eating buckets full of KFC Chicken!!

"He looks like the roadrunner just tricked him into blowing himself up" Thats great 😂😂

Trump bragging about passing that test is like a teenager bragging about “winning” a participation trophy.

"he's always so sweet, and he recognises me" sounds like something someone says on the phone when discussing visiting grandpa at "the home".

Let's do a montage of every one of Trumps gaffes and then do one with every one of bidens gaffes and see which one runs the longest.

Knee-pad prices have gone through the roof!

Is it just me, or did the Republicans describing meeting with Trump sound more like how you talk about somebody that's had a horrible accident with possible brain damage? "He was funny. He recognized me. He still told jokes. After all he's been though, he still looked strong."

I didn't think anyone's voice could be more annoying than Donald Trump until I heard Donald Trump junior speak

"Ignore Mike Lindell's pillows" Then he has nothing to be famous for except throwing his lot in with weird politicians. Good job.

Did you see all the seals clapping for the walrus as it waddled in? They are so very well trained.

Marjorie Taylor Greene has certainly come a long way since she thawed out of the 40,000 year old block of ice. She can now articulate human speech instead of making grunts to communicate. But she clearly still has a long way to go in terms of understanding the norms of civilized society.

Question: How many Ttump sycophants are needed to change a light bulb? Answer: TEN. 1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed, 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed, 3. One to blame Hilary for burning out the light bulb, 4. One to explain how light bulbs only burn out in third world countries like this one, 5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract for a new light bulb to Ttump’s biggest donor, 6. One to arrange a photo opportunity of Ttump, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner -- "Mexico Will Pay for the Bulb Change", 7. One administration insider to resign and then go on Faux News and in detail reveal how Ttump was literally "in the dark" the whole time, 8. One to viciously smear #7, 9. One surrogate to campaign at rallies and on TV about how Ttump has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along, 10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country. And after it’s all said and done, no one will even notice that they never actually managed to change the light bulb.

Even watching them humiliate themselves turns my stomach.

He(and his writers) are so good at using a call back for his closing statements, gets me every time lol

MTG sounds like a junior high cheerleader who’s just had the football quarterback call her Mary-even though he got her name wrong, she’s going to run home and gush about it to her diary.

Ronny Johnson is a senator from Wisconsin. So......he got 2 things wrong in one sentence.

Don Jr coked off his head again 😂

God bless whoever that person was who slapped Don Jr with with the facts, I'll bet he feels like Chris Rock right now 😏

He forgot Dr. Ronnie Adderall's name? That's so unlike him.

He made sure to say "there's a lot of phony stuff on that list." JUST IN CASE he's ever hit with a new case 😂😂😂😂

Seth Meyers says it like it is without any reservations

MTG talking about Trump being sweet, cause she recognised her, it's like wth? She is in Congress and he is the republican nominee, he is not part of a boy band that she is a groupie of, getting all blushy cause the lead singer knows her by name and recognises her. It's soo fucking ridiculous. I am sure whoever had the idea with the test, that originally was propably like "look, it is an easy way to show Trump has no dementia and stuff, it will get us easy points." Then Trump went off and ranted about what a fucking genius he is by passing a test, that is literally designed to be a pass/fail, where fail mean signs of dementia. The person who originally had the idea is now probably face palming for what 6/7 years straight, having realised that giving Trump a task to score easy political points is about as secure and risk-free as strapping a golden Retriever to a rocket, that holds atomic bombs, send it roughly towards the moon and hope that the rocket doesn't come back to earth and the dog will survive. Physics will tell us, there is probably a chance it could work, you know since particles can just vanish and reappear, but one should really not bank on seeing that dog in one piece. Sad thing is Trump hasn't gone off and exploded yet.

It's funny that Don jr. keeps on talking about Epstein's list when everyone knows Trump was "good" friends with him. He just reminded everyone about it.

Question .. How does Dr Ronny still have a medical license ???

These sycophants are just crazy. Standing ovation to a serial liar and criminal.

Psychopaths can be very charming when they want to be. It's one of the identifiers for psychopathy.

My mom has often aced the Mtl cognitive test. She is loosing her marbles: trust me. This isn't the flex you think it is, mr x-president

You don’t give cognitive tests to people that are not exhibiting symptoms of cognitive impairment.

They are like Buddy the Elf finding out Santa is coming "I KNOW HIM!!!!"

It's truly amazing that Trump is STILL bragging about that goddamn cognitive test like it's his admission to Mensa.

"Usually you interview the politician to get the dirty laundry. You don't interview the dirty laundry." Priceless.

you know when Ronny gets home he's telling his wife they have to change their name . "Honey, we're the Johnsons now" "How'd you spell that?" "I don't know, we'll have to wait till Trump writes it down"

Junior can't get enough of the Casual Friday Cool Boss look: blazer, button-down shirt, no tie, jeans. Miami Vice beard. Then he riffs that killer monologue. Gah.

"I ACED THE MAZE IN THAT HAPPY MEAL!!! And many people are saying Trump ACED THE SEE-N-SAY!!! The cow goes MOO!!"

Trump recognizes Marge in the same way a dog recognizes their own turds.

A Closer Look is the most consistently hilarious thing I’ve watched in decades.

I took a cognitive test with Ronnie Johnson/Jackson - and ace'd it. You couldn't write this nonsense.

lmao his backpedalling on the Epstein question was amazing

Imagine bragging that you took a cognitive test without wondering why someone gave you such a test to start with. Such a self own.

I love all the claps from the audience who clearly have those kinds of uncles 😂

Loving the endings! Never fails to make laugh to see Seth faking the end!

So... When does Cocaine release a statement distancing itself from Donnie Jr?

Donnie won't release his college transcripts. Genius.

First, when Margey Green was so pleased that rump recognized her, it reminded me of people who are pleased that granny with dementia has a moment of clarity and remembers someone's name. Second, what kind of compliment is it, saying that someone is the best purchaser of advertising? Amber says, "Whaaat?"

Sir? Sir. That last bit. You got me. Also that's remarkably original!

they sound like courtiers at Versailles. "The king looked at me!" "He smiled at me!""He said my name!"

I think it's hilarious that MTG doesn't realize what a TELL her "recognizes me" statement is! 😂

The GOP has dug itself into such a deep hole over the last 7-8 years and they just keep digging. My former party is unsavable at this point, and it will take at least a generation to overcome. Quite possibly two generations.

Ronny Johnson is a Norwegian, former professional footballer, who played centre-back for Manchester United in the 1990s. Having signed for the club in 1996, he went on to make nearly 100 appearances winning multiple honours, including the 1999 Champions League. At no point has he served in Congress or given Donald Trump a physical.

"He was the team captain, and we were glad he was leading us" would sound desperate even if you were sucking up to your actual team captain.

God bless whatever editor uploads these so fast.

The Mike LIndel moment is giving Jaida Essence Hall's "Look Over There!"

Ha ha ha that after the take stare worked out perfectly 😂👍🏻

I aced my Cognitive Test. -- Crimes. Indictments. Trials. Convictions. Prison. 🤣 ⚖️ 🫡

"Look, squirrel!" has now been superseded.

Seth does the best Rudy G. Impression!

Why does Marge think it's so flattering that Trump recognizes her? Isn't she always at Trump's resort, talking with him online, raving about him on TV, and was rumored to have once been in the running for his VP? That would be like me being in awe that my boss knew who I was.

Missed another opportunity to do, LINDSEY AND MEEMAW!

"Hes so sweet and he recognizes me" she sounds like shes talking about a parakeet

When "The-Wrong-Old-Rump" said for pillow guy to stand up, so many of his MAGAts stood up. I know they're confused, but do they think they're mike lindell?

The last clip of the fox interview has gotta be one of the biggest "curb your enthusiasm" moments. Lol.

Every time TDump glitches, he ALWAYS says: Well I'll tell you what and completely changes to some random subject that has absolutely nothing to do with his original thought!!!!😆🤣😆😆😆🤣😆🤣😆😆😆🤣

At least he didn’t call him “Dr. Candyman”

Why on earth would those people cheer about being on an FBI list???? 🤦‍♀️

“He’s always so sweet and recognises me” Are you sure she was talking about Trump? That’s the kind of comment you’d make about your 100 year old grandpa in a nursing home.

Reminder: The Party of Law and Order is applauding for a convicted felon guilty on all 34 felony counts. The irony is so delicious you can charge a premium at a roadside biker bar.

2:41 it’s really easy to be comfortable when you’re surrounded by your own group of high-level ass kissers.

The fake splash screen at the end was great 😂

They are so cringey. It’s embarrassing to watch Greene slobber over how trump “was so sweet” her. Are they all in high school still?

If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many felonies until the 2 men meet in prison?

"Famously lax at an orgy" is now how I'll remember Seth Meyers from now on.

You managed to startle me a bit in the end, Seth. Good job! Love it.

I, too, have taken several of those cognitive tests. I just had to take another one last month and I hesitate to say it, but I aced it. 😂 Oh, how I wish I was joking. Why? Because I suffered from two strokes last April. I took 3 tests while in the Stroke Unit (I also had 4 roommates...Why so many? Well, 3 died. But before they did, they, too, took cognitive tests and did quite well. 2 couldn't draw the cubed box but it's tough to hold a pen when you're freaking paralyzed. I don't know how 1 of them did because she was deaf and I couldn't eavesdrop. (We became great friends and text almost daily. We joke about acing our tests and that we actually cheated off one another. lol She was the next youngest in the Ward at 68. We're thinking about running in 2028 as POTUS & VP, but we can't decide which of us will be what...but my cubes look much better than hers, so vote me!) 🔳 #VeteransAgainstTrump #VoteBlue ⚓️🌊🇺🇸

Voting for Comrade Bonespurs is like chickens voting for Col. Sanders!

A sad thing is Trump couldn't remember the items from his dementia evaluation; he just described the things he saw at the time in that TV interview: the person sitting in front of him, the woman and man off camera, the camera and the TV monitor.

10:35 *OMG DID ANYONE ELSE CATCH THIS?!?* 😂

I especially loved little Mikey Johnson panting, "He said very complimentary things about all of us! He said I'm doing a very good job! We're very grateful for that." When you even have to say that about your own party's nominee, you got toknow you're backing a loser.

Trump brags about acing a cognitive test, but denies he ever said for years, countless times “LOCK HER UP?” The only thing trump aces is eating buckets full of KFC Chicken!! 🤣🤣

Seth Meyers rocks. 😂👍

That Road Runner Bid Was Haliorious 😂🎉........🚀His Hair Due Was Funny As Hell

I was the weird uncle at thanksgiving because I was the only one NOT talking about their balls and praising Donald Drumpf.

" Now you can call me Ray or you can call Jay but you doesn't have to call me Johnson " 😂😜🤪😉😳

09:23 -- One of the things that people don't notice they do when they lie is embellishing. Notice how he answers very quickly and with little or no explanation to questions 1 and 2; he has nothing to do with either of those events and so he has no reason to counsel the information. He changes his language when asked about Epstein; "Yes" becomes "sure, I guess I would". He shrugs, with his shoulders and with his hands, which signifies that he's completely unsure if they actually have any information on him. He then goes on to ramble about it and how "you never know what kinds of things could ruin someone's life" and so on and so on; he says this because he's not sure if he'll be able to survive that fallout. Now, this is all hypothesis, and I'm just taking blind shots in the dark based on my armature understanding of how people form lies; however, he absolutely is a sexual abuser and was on that plain 7 times at least.

How hilarious! He brags about acing a simple cognitive test and then forgets his doctor’s name 😅

Mr. Meyers, you are my favorite late night host!!!

He's definitely been on that island

Domestic Assaults, Election Results, Lemme guess, taken bets, that its never their fault. Like me, Donny T. Behind these bars, Call me Jimmy Beam..

One of the best "A Closer Look" episodes I've ever seen. Lean and sharp with zero filler. Good job 👍🏆

Thanks Seth! So many laughs😂🎉

Ronnie Jackson has been demoted to a captain by the Navy! check that out VOTE🔵