RIP 😂

Me too

Soon after he said that I rushed towards the comment section to find one, glad I shouldn't search more... 😂

He's the best 🤣

Me too

I feel sexually harassed. What do you think I'm viewing on my browser after I go to Facebook. This pervert knows my sexual preferences and I logged out of Facebook first. Maybe I should have thought about that before I messaged Pandora Blake on Facebook.

No this is congress

​@@dontbother.9293😂😂😂 True

mahlangu mncedisi that’s me

@@Treasuresofheaven9686 rf-

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RIP my friend..

This is progress Mike Dang, progress

So true.

Oh Dox--now that was really rich! LOL

😂😂😂😂😂

lmao! Good one! xD

Uyoyou Ogbe could be that he means the right use "Withhunt" cries whenever need arises, lol.....Kim is such a troll!!!

Lol... best comment.

That's why l DON'T know😂 my salary is for the title not the job duties.

Congress people are clueless, all bunch of Dinosaurs.

Luis Del Aguila That’s mean. They make decisions for the country.

@@professorhistoire5349 they are clearly not doing a very good job

@@professorhistoire5349 Have you met our country?

GET DAYMOO TO 10K :D kzfaq.info/love/V6m...

He should use that southern accent and everything.

albiQ I don't know about trump's mystery kid, but Zuck does sound like Sessions is his daddy.

I think all of you underestimate Mark Zack's IQ here, he probably studied everyone who'd question him and came up with a table of precise applicable answers as necessary :bot: 🤖 its all just ANOTHER calculation to him.

He didn't drop out of college for no reason lol

How can we set a good example for others when we see that crooks and liars end up on top? Good things seem to happen to bad people...

+jean tyler Agree. Saddest part is that I see a lot of people who are impressed by Zuckerberg getting more money after proving his company is above the law in certain regards. It reminds me to third world countries praising mafia bosses and drug lords, just that here we praise white collar criminals like this dude and the Wolf of Wall Street.

There is a part Trevor is leaving out. FB value plummeted when this Cambridge stuff started, and this 3 billion gain doesn't recover FB value to pre-Cambridge level.

Genius! He is lower than a moron

@Shameel= YOU are a fuc-ing moron!

@Klara S H well that's the only thing he uploads now

Milwaukee Atheists I think he was trained by Jeff Sessions on how to handle hearings.

perfect

Hahahahaha lmfaooo he does look robotic

Milwaukee Atheists k

"Doesn't look like anything to me."

It is a rare occasion. Unfortunately it's still an unheard of occasion when the owner of a megacorp faces financial hardship for their fuckups (you know, 'capitalism', rewards for success, financial punishment for failure), in this case he was apologizing to the tune of $10,000,000/minute.

*Jordan Thomas* I understand what you mean. Seems really unfair. But holding big corporations responsible for the wrongs they do is awfully hard in practice. Especially with the web-based companies. There is no feasible way to keep them tied to a particular country, so they have a tendency to "flee", tax-, capital-, or workforce-wise to places which offer more favourable conditions. The only reason Facebook, Google and many others, are currently based in the USA, is that it gives them certain advantages: stability, pool of qualified workforce, rich market and investment opportunities, etc. If it were to change, and, say, North Korea somehow managed to guarantee large investments, or Russia could make it so that FSB guys can't come to a company's office and inform everyone that it is their business now, these high-tech giants would be there in a blink of an eye. So, I guess you might even admire those CEOs who can at least afford honesty.

*TinyShaman* If only "fairness" were the biggest problem with this system. The real problem, of course, is that this total detachment in the upper echelons between success and reward - and failure and punishment - disincentivizes working towards the good of the company or economy. It results in an aristocratic upper class thats interaction with the economy is parasitic rather than symbiotic. Executives raise their own salaries at the expense of not only their employees, but their companies, and the economy as a whole. As an ever larger percentage of a society's wealth concentrates at the top, so to does the associated political power, simultaneously impoverishing and disenfranchising the majority. Obviously, there are only two long-term outcomes of this, as has happened time and again throughout human history: reform or collapse. As to the oligarchy's ever present threats of "if you think about touching our illegitimate power we'll flee and take all the money with us" and "if you don't bail us out with tax dollars when we fuck up we'll let the economy implode"...brinkmanship. For starters executives are human, they have families, social ties, cultural sensibilities, very few will leave everything they know just because they're only allowed to make *most* of the money instead of *all* the money. And the part about "taking the money" is almost complete bluff, nation-states have sovereign authority over what crosses their borders, so if the government doesn't let them take their money (or send their money/corporation) somewhere else...they can't do it legally, and again, not many would risk breaking the law just so they can make majorly obscene money instead of somewhat obscene amounts of money. In that case, physically leaving would be their only recourse, and we're back to bluff one, barring full on Communism, most won't. Now I'm not saying none would, or that they wouldn't dig for every loophole, but whenever nation-states have implemented regulations the oligarchy doesn't like (including, for example, the "New Deal"), whenever the government has called the oligarchy's bluff, they mostly folded. And considering our current path leads to collapse anyway, I'm willing to take the chance and call their bluff.

To be clear in the meeting he did say they took efforts to stop normal cyber attacks toward the political elections. They didn't anticipate for this scale and type of attack to be the way it was. Any programmer knows you can't perceive exactly how everyone will use your program. All you can do is fix problems as they arise. This is true for many things. There are some seriously creative people in the world and no one can possibly predict exactly how an when someone will figure out a way to exploit it.

Its a show. Made to mislead people. They are very well and aware of everything. Heck they are running it.

Both of you are pathetic

Eric Caraballoso , so you don't wish to have had cable earlier to be able to watch his shows?

@@shameel2625 lol sucks to be you right now

It is free on comedy central

Ansal A lmaooo

Ansal A haha yup that's the joke

Ansal A zbetervetenivil

LMAO

newdude50 might be Trumps son, only God knows right, lol 😆

0o I Died In A Time Machine o0 he's reptilian!!!! look it up on KZfaq he's also the grandson of David Rockefeller and george soros also he's illuminati 666

He's likely a sociopath, a lot of ceo's are.

hpFLYBOY89 he's reptilian and robotic I know him personally

Some autistics behave like that.

@@PennyDreadful1 but this! Idk a man or a robot whatever. Got 10 mil per minutes! Damn!

What should they have asked, in your opinion?

Emmanuel Alejandro , I agree.

Dorian sapiens they should ask more questions about the EULA on Facebook. That's the powder keg that caused Cambridge analytica issue in the first place. One can argue that users need to caution themselves on what they can post. But the damage is already done.

Orin Hatch asks how you run a free service and still make money. What an idiot. KZfaq, Facebook, Twitter, they run ads. What an idiot, he's probably gonna be the next speaker of the House in January

Emmanuel Alejandro - I think you're exactly right about that. FB apparently violated its own EULA, due to either negligence or malice, and that should be the public takeaway of this whole issue. kimberly s - Hatch won't be Speaker of the House, because he's in the Senate.

i removed the facebook app from mine just fine

Serenity Joy I'm dealing with the same situation.

Go to settings go to apps find Facebook delete it not that hard do you know how to use Google did your phone come pre-loaded with Google by chance or any other search engine

That's not Google's fault, that's either your carrier or phone manufacturer. For example, my Verizon Motorola phone didn't come with Facebook, but instead a whole bunch of other crap like imdb, nfl mobile, and ingress.

Serenity Joy lol it came off my android. The youtube app is the one that sticks around it just wont die

ChadaMonkey ...so what are you going to do about it? Lobbying them to make a law against it?

Hahahahahaha

Amen.

Lobbyists are not the issue here. A lobbyist simply informs politicians about a particular issue and tries to sway them to their side. It's impossible for a politician to be knowledgeable about every issue that comes across their desk, that's where lobbyists come in. The real reason giant corporations have such sway over politicians is because of the millions of dollars of campaign contributions they make.

That part about congress being parent to a spoiled rich child (big corporations) is hilarious. They act the exact same!

Debbie Marquis ..Shit, that's true.

Let's hope the season ends early

More like a shitty reality tv show....

I HEAR they’re gonna kill off the main character to make room for a spinoff. Sorry... I HOPE

Ouch... that hurt my soul... :'(

I'm pretty sure it's rather because he's a nervous introvert who is being questioned under oath by the congress in front of all of the world. I don't like facebook, or Zuckerberg, but he handled the hearing well despite his robotic mannerisms. Almost anyone would be nervous and intimidated, and that was his way of getting through it with minimum liability to the company.

He was plank LOL !!

@@z3dar I dunno man, those were some dumbass questions... And assuming the CEO knows everything going on in his company is like assuming you know what's crawling around in your stomach and large intestine right now o.O

true if you know tech or you're a dev ...........you'll really laugh at the questions instead

He didn't care if she knew about the affairs, he didn't want her to see the pee tape.

Heracross X dude I’ve lost count at thirty

Heracross X wait personal or everything

drag b Personal. Nobody should ever have to list EVERYTHING.

He probably only cares because he doesn't want to deal with the legal issues of a divorce yet again, and he also probably doesn't want to get dragged like a white toddler on a leash at Disneyland by the media and comedy shows like this if there was a divorce. He probably also doesn't want his youngest son Barron to get negatively affected by a divorce. Barron is the only member of the Trump family that's completely innocent in everything that's happened since June 16th, 2015, I would feel horrible for him if a divorce really went through, even though it seems all but inevitable at this point. (Who wants to place bets on lucky lady #4? Maybe he'll date a black lady so he can use her as a shield against accusations of racism)

😂😂😂

@ THIS POINT, It Wouldn't Shock if It Came Out That Zuckerberg is A Nazi!

LOL

I read the same thing got to fill up a lot of coffee

Thankfull Friend Indeed they are. Roy Moore's fiasco was a good example of evangelical family values.

Thankfull Friend yeah after Roy Moore I don’t think they have a bar they can sink to.

But but... God chose trump

Well ignorance is a bliss

Religion = politics? That's a new one to me...

Eckhart of the Cygnus Knights - haha *allegedly* 😂

😅😅😅

Nope, it’s Melania! He married his own illegitimate daughter. Figured if he couldn’t marry Ivanka, he would just marry the one no one knew about. Also, Baron is Ivanka and Donald’s love child. I wish I were joking about the last part.

did you happen to look them up on amazon or other type of sites? If Watsapp is a fully encrypted and separate application, then Zuckerberg is right. If there is some overlap between Watsapp and Facebook, then it could theoretically be communicated to Facebook add algorithms. However, Facebook typically uses your browser cookies to target ads.

Hawks Nope. Never

Not Possible. The only way you see ads is if you show certain interest in somethings. for ex- if you like a dog page then you might get ads from people selling dog related products. Another way you get ads is that if you visit a website that has installed Facebook Pixels in it. That way Facebook identifies that you are a user and then show the ads of that particular brand on your news feed and either way, Facebook does not share any data with anyone.

Don’t use WhatsApp?

Not everyday you see a siege youtuber on your other favourite youtube channels

mocki rangne Boom ROASTED!!!

He's doesn't pay his lawyers, either. Or his contractors. Or his architects, or his . . .

Taxes. Or his taxes.

He could have a whole season.

Woody World Then i would need to quit my job and buy pop corn with my retirement benefit to watch this full episode. XD

Just one?

apotheos1s lol, damn....you TRUMPED the other guys comment😝

So many episodes, it could be dedicated as a spin-off. Oh wait, game shows can’t have spin-offs. A whole season it is!

Joshua Morriston yeah... Trevor already made that joke..

Best comedian/commentator out there!

Biggest douche out there! Keep drinking his kool-aid sheep

Kaizinego Do you live in a household of people that only think like you and would you be incapable of living in a house with people that don't?

+hevquip "wait WWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAATTTT???!!!!"

Money

Poor people still exists that's why

Now, I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger,

Same reason people flava flav had hundreds of women fighting for his burnt, short, Dragon breath, yoda look a like self. It's the money honey. Smdh

Money

Your name is amazing.

Incest among the Trumps wouldn't surprise me.

Kevin Chen HAHA! I just KNEW the only comment MUST be about their name! I came here to say the same thing!

I am just here because of the username.

At this point, we'd need a 2Girls1Cup version with Trump in it to shock anyone at this point. And I mean like, static level shock.

Gas and Games or no chin lol

And that unfortunate Trump butthole mouth.

and bad chins. with small eyes and hands. Those people look alike, ugly, but alike.

LMAO you son of a bitch! I almost died.

😂🤣😭 Stop it, people. You're killing me. 🤣😂😭

He is so good!!

shreyash Chaudhari no way you actually just made that reference xD

bitsiphon right internet privacy is an oxymoron and anyone who doesn't understand that is a moron

Alexa are you recording this... Alexa..... *boop* nooo?

I was eating while skimming the comments, and yours made me laugh and almost choke on an orange slice. XD

You know it's zucc.dmg 😂😂

From what I've read, it's easier to run a .exe on Mac than a .dmg on Windows. Maybe he's Linux?

Rats! WebGL hit a snag.

ErykaSoleil zucc seems like the "force an update" type guy tho

OsloT Heavenonearth did you notice him secretly flicking off Congress while he said it

😂😂😂

Adrian Duran OH MY GOSH FULL CIRCLE!😂😂😂

"Papa Donald, this is I, Covfefe!"

😂😂😂

THAT'S SO GREAT!!!!!

Adrian Duran 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Abdi Mohamud - remember the bodyguard Keith who resigned....he knows all.

But that doorman got scammed, he should have asked more.

I thought that part was especially funny given the "Covfefe" skit Trevor did a while back (I don't even know how long ago that was--it feels like it was years ago).

So true.

I'm starting to get the feeling that she's purposely hiding so that when the rest of them get caught, she can sneak out while nobody is paying attention. At least that's what I'd do.

I forgot Tiffany even existed

_Why does she have to have my name?_

Poor Tiffany, she was named after the store.

Anthony Joseph exactly! That's why Kennedy mentioned it. He may quit so that he can become the lobbyist.

yeah, but not answering how long they keep data after deleting an account is kind of a fail.

LitAfuseiCantStop same with me. I went into Japanese used car website and lo and behold the amount of ads i get on facebook on used cars are annoying

Facebook and Instagram and a whole bunch of other websites. They don't track your browsing history perse, it's more like they read your cookies.

Most applications track ur activity and most of the time u give them the permission

Facebook is tied to Google

yeah when i looked into their terms of service a little bit I couldn't see any limitations on them at all.

Ritz Kola you mean iPhone lol

They actuallly do have a gun that looks like a credit card. Pretty much have a gun that looks like everything now. I am waiting for the gun that looks like a license and registration.

johnnyhb89 😂

Ritz Kola some of thrm must be lieing wanting attention

Ritz Kola Sounds just like Bill Clinton.....

Mandalada So you pick your candidates based off of if they've been been cheated on, not their policies? I'll take what I will from that.

hevquip did I not say I didn’t want to start an argument? Look, I never said that I’d rather chose Hillary or I’d rather chose Trump. All I did was state facts, take what you will from that.

Well, arguably, who do you want to head your country, business or organisation, a cheater or one that can be cheated? Seriously, Clinton would have a non-inspiring and boring, but reasonably competent president, while there was ample, more than ample, evidence what kind of president Trump would be, even with the suppressed stories.

jaxvoice suppressed? Drumpf was on cable news 24/7 in 2016...

Which helped him get elected. This alleged story, the Stormy Daniel one, and likely many more, were actively suppressed. But it shouldn't matter, Trump was a known known. Many presidential candidates you would have no idea how they would actually perform as a president, practically coming from the unknown. Not Trump. Not Hillary Clinton either, for that matter.

M.H GAMING 😂

Yes I think the debt dies with the debtor but they can sue the estate.

Technically...it was a joke.

Khajitxi you can in Japan.

I did not know that

Khajitxi lol you can in many countries

ｃｈｉｌｌ　 衛挨佳 first of many Muahahaha

He mistakenly took his wife's estrogen pills that day.